Shit.... I'm married to Kirsten Dunst, got $100m and live in a trailer park, she likes volunteering at a gaming center, and enjoys sitting on me and giving handjobs.
The contradictions in this scenario are almost impossible to comprehend. I have a sexy wife who would rather jerk it than fuck it, and she's into volunteering but not in a way that helps anyone, and I have so much money but have to live in a trailer park, so always scared of robbery and kidnap.... what a life!
Watching sport and playing video games pretty much impossible because ya know ... homeless
She's on top outside obv because ya know ... homeless
Wasted multiple dubs in this thread. Fuck you OP.