Waifu Claiming thread
The rules are simple
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum. No lewd.
>Don't be gay
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
Most important: You're waifu a shit
>Don't be gay
>Claims the most handsome Space Cowboy in the Milky Way
That's just not fair.
I can't wait for more friends to show up!
Seems legit, here's my phone number, full name and credit card credentials
Free for you bbeh
That'll be 500 an hour and your eternal soul please
cowboy beepbep is always here to save us
I forgot how good Witcher 3's music was
How old are you?
Hope your night is going well.
post the song you listen to when you're feeling down or sad to cheer you up!!
>also kagami claimed
Welcome back, Milk.
I'm sorry to hear that, Gold. What's wrong?
I was so shaken by the song when I got there in the game
About to be 20, senpai
>loli shinoa mode: activated
Let me hug you.
Hey, just the man i wanted to see.
Hope you're doing great today.
I don't know who this spess cowbeh is, but eh sound like a pretty cool guy that doesnt afraid of anything
p.s. im not here
Rikka~ Keep practicing and you'll be great at drumming, I believe in ya!~
>your husbando a shit
Rory claimed. Most hated waifu for some reason.
>they just jelly
Don't mention it, buddy.
I don't hate you.
>tfw you forgot to post your image
I'm expecting a hug from ya.
You rang? Whats this I hear about shipping?
Nothing to see here people
get a dog little longy
Thanks Megumin, I got like halfway through the song now, so just one more half and I should be able to get it! Thanks for having my back best mage!
How's your night homie?
You saw nothing!
>jealous of a six inch thigh gap and flat chest
think whatever you want
I'll hug anybody that wants one right now, as is my duty.
You cant even buy a handgun yet that sucks.
Read the rules homie. I don't know what you're talking about and hi how you doing?
you're waifu on a large pad
you could use
stick on the wall
or kiss goodnight
I'll gladly take one.
I would like one.
>if there's chest room
Too broke to have this image as a sweet custom mousepad ;-;
I'm not a weeabo or a neet and have no need for a mouse pad. My mouse works on most surfaces, such as the arm rest of my couch or bed where I usually web surf.
>Select all images with boats
>All boats are docked as per rules
beethoven's a pretty cool guy, my favorite classical era composer!
kek, i guess laughter is the best medicine
i love yes, it's weird goin from something like owner of a lonley heart to their progressive stuff lol
You mean asshole.
Don't mention it, Gold.
>hand hugs more
Is she from the drawthread or something, I'm confused on that claim.
>not telling me anything
>old thread gone, no evidence
I'm doing less than well, thank you. How bout you?
Hi licky licky!
;_; y so mean senpai?
Where have you been? How's it going?
BRING IT DOWN BITCH!
Mothers day was slow but good
Nigga as long as you aren't PC gaming a mousepad or mouse isn't really necessary
Just use a touchpad
>cause you cant turn back the time on yourself
>cant be a cute anymore
Thats 2 that dont hate me.
Looks like someone wants a hug
It's 5 dollars with shipping.
Oh, my mom doesn't have that much money at the moment.
I just use my mouse on arm of my recliner, but I think it'd still be cool to have, especially as a gift.
Pin is a great pick!
>tfw you forgot to post image againnnnn
As expected. Hug.
Just press harder. Hug.
Don't suffocate, unless you're into that. Hug.
Not even going to engage on this.
Welcome to the thread, friendo.
What brought you here?
Draw threads kinda have a bad reputation here.
Fantastic, kicking back before the week. Yours?
How im i being mean?
Fuck this captcha shit.
I hate touch pads. My fingers end up getting this weird feel after a long use
>that 2 that don't hate you
Besides kurumi amd dio, who else hates you?
Finals week starts tomorrow..
I drank with my mother, actually. Hasn't been a productive weekend, with Sanae's b-day, work, and M Day. Don't like the holiday at all.
Yuno is literally the worst waifu. I claim Badger
Curie is back. I have been kicking ass in world of tanks, I unlocked the t-54 lightweight, the best russian light scout tank.
I havent masterbated for 33 hours, i am getting better at distracting myself but its still hard
What if it hurts?
by the way....good lucky getting your underwear back from homu kek, she's had mine forever....and all the ones in my drawers
Enough about me, what about you?? How was your day and how are you doing?
a while ago it was talked about how /waifu/ accepts everyone, but drawthreads don't and form very strict circles that can't be broken into without severe ass kissing.
What is your opinion?
I never really lurked their threads myself.
I've never had a problem with touchpads to be honest
At this point using a mouse feels a little awkward because I haven't had a need to use a mouse in forever
It's been weeks since I had a wank
>cause you cant turn back the time on yourself
That's one of her main abilities
>cant be a cute anymore
>implying Rory is cute
thanks whoever you are
>you did it wrong
Well, I have 2 haters. I dont think anyone else on the thread has any haters. Makes me most hated by default.
Sup Ms Vegetable.
Hehe, lewd thoughts.
You're reminding me that I have one more year till I can become a cowboy with revolvers and shit lol
Not even going to go any further but shown you this
Oh hell naaawwwwwww
You should fix that holmes.
Claiming best girlie!
>just finished S1 of GATE
>weeks since I had a wank
NIGGA GO WANK HOLY SHIT
>rubs face in boobs
Fuck been try to post this the last 5 mins.
I draw in them. I don't disagree with what you say. There's these weird fucking cliques that aren't worth the hassle. And if you want a specific request, you gotta pick the right drawfag at the right time or else it's never gonna get done. As soon as you request it more than once, they start to get angry. They're a very sensitive people, I guess. I just ignore anyone I can.
Thank you kindly, horror buddy.
Fair enough, though aside from the joke usage of it.
I always felt that it implies self consciousness about being a homosexual. I don't know, I'm probably just looking into it too deep when it's just a meme.
Wew, you prepared?
Ooh never seen one, I bet they're just as good.
>It's coming up
I'm from the internet so I've seen this before. But what does it mean?
I'm going to try and sleep, I may or may not be back.
Find an angle that doesn't hurt.
But of course.
they are!! i just hate that damon doesn't do the vocals lol, he has such a good voice....
Not for me...
I request Pin loads of times and no one got mad
nom nom nom
Not just buying a glock
I know I'm committing a sin by mostly using a touchpad but the only reason for me to use a mouse is GMod and my setup makes 0 sense for me to try and play it/screen is fucked
>still not a cute yourself
Still cant beat me
>just as its getting good
Keep going fam.
>12/3 gg ez
Hello, Shinoa! I've just been preoccupied with life. There's no other way to explain it. I took a little trip, on which I did not have access to my computer very often, and when I did, I didn't join in. But I'm here now, so I guess my self-restraint was for naught, haha. I'm doing well, thanks. Just eating pizza and drinking wine like a failure. How have you been these past few days?
The boipussy thing reminds me of this
If that's the price I have to pay for you to forgive me, I don't mind <3
I had a ok day, been to work and had to cut short my mother's day.. I'm doing great tho!~ Thanks for asking~
I dunno man, I really don't feel the need to wank kek
Let's keep going~
I will when I'll feel the need to, the orgasm I'll have will be legendary!
Kek was it a good wank?~
Goodbye Galko, hope you manage to sleep.
Bruh. This fuckin' show. Incredible.
Goodnight, Gold. Hope you can sleep warm and well.
Course of but.
>carrying you to Valhalla, baby
Yeah, pretty much. Good callback.
Well you seem sensible. And i won't deny that social circles form here too.
Does this waifu have any back story?
in fact its almost time for round 6
i do forgive you, i did before honestly <3
and see where it goes??? lol, i wonder what's gonna happen....
lol it just came to me.
I use videogames, music and masterbation to distract myself from how lonely i am
I have so much curie porn I had done by artisits on my computer but I havent looked at them. its so tempting.
s'pose you're lucky then. Also I guess it helps you're not pushy and you're not fetish requesting.
Shit happens. People like having friends and people are possessive.
> does this waifu have any back story?
don't mind me I'm just randomly posting pics of characters
I know that feel bro
I think I'm on round 4 or 5 today :^)
>erasing MUGI'S eyebrows
>I just now got it.
Get over here so I can go to sleep.
Thanks Moogs, I can always count on you
Not much, I really should've slept or done some work but I just didn't feel it tonight. Ended up playing games and posting here
I have actually stopped wanking ever since I started working on my game 2 weeks ago
The focus is real
Nope. Dio is the most hated. But he does sometime bring up logical points tho
Thanks for the QOTT
It means that lil Jon wants that bitch to drop it down then bring it back up. Shows that baking a pretty cake is a peice of cake
Nah I'm from Texas. Revolvers are mandatory lol
That's understandable. Do you also draw on the touch pad?
>eating pizza and drink wine
Nigga you dining like a kingood and what I tell ya about this thread?
I'm also doing fine. Wish I could say the same about finals tho
Guess not. I like your demeanor, but i worry that the drawthread poster talking to you now will just add to the cancer.
Do you lurk here often?
the threads get slower....c'mon anon....
6 wanks in a day?! How can you feel anything at this point?
>i do forgive you, i did before honestly <3
Day made once again~
> lol, i wonder what's gonna happen....
Only time will tell, love
Your wank will be legendary~
Huh interesting, gotta check this out.
Haha, good luck then bro, Seems like you'll need it.
Im from Texas. Buy a semi auto.
And if i see you dressed like a k-mart cowboy ill slap the shit out of you.
I don't draw at all on the computer. If I were to draw it would always be on paper.
Lol ok ',:^)
Ayy I gotchu :^)
Heh, was wondering if you would or not.
Procrastination sure is a pain, glad you're at least relaxing, buddy.
some one on /o/ must be pissed off
that is not the pic I posted
Well i think you're a cute addition as well even if you do not claim. I hope you have a wonderful night.