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Name my band
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Josie and the Carpet Munchers
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The Gender-Benders
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>>683355845
The Liberal Arts College Feminist Majors With 100K Worth of Debt Who Were Robbed Of Their Rational Thought And Are Now Unemployable
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>>683355845
The kitchen staff
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The Snail Trails
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Alien Throat Rape
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>>683355845
Socialist Scum
Bernie Bois
Xe and the Xenons
Sandy Sanders
Tumblrdorf
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The pansexual 6
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>>683355845
Three Dykes and the Village Bikes
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>>683355845
Rape Culture Cuties
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You have to play instruments to be a band. Youre just a group.

I'd fuck#5 though
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>>683355845
I'd fuck the chick in black with the sunglasses. But uh name for your band how about "worthless cunts"
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Double-Decker and the Trannys
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xeran xeran
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Confused college students
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>>683355845
OP here, pretty into the girl with the sunglasses so please don't be too mean
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>>683355845
Raging Dykes
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we aint toasters strudels, we twinkies.
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>>683356647
she looks like the most problematic one tbh
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Fucky McFucksticks
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>>683356126
kek
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edgyer than a square.
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Triggers and roses
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>>683355845
Faggotronics Anonymous
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the future of america
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system on an edge.
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>>683355845
"too much gum"
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>>683355845

That's actually a really good photo regardless of how you feel about how they're dressed/what they probably believe.
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Feminist Cunts
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Nigger Holocaust
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>>683356846
Why do you think that?

I need a reason not to like her, i'll never get a chance to ever date her. So I need to just move on

The only reason currently is that she's half a foot taller cause I'm a manlet
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>>683355845
gums n roses
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Danish 10 year-olds
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''im13andishoulntdothis''
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>>683356647
Never put the pussy on a pedestal.
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>>683357493
words of wisdom with here, not even joking
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>>683355845
GUMS N' ROSES
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>>683357493
especially not on fucking 4 chan.
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>>683357111
OP again

Yeah, I hang out with them on occasion. They're nice people but definitely some people that /b/ could make fun of easily
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The Messfits
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>>683355845
BJ and the Cumdumpsters
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>>683357493
Literally no reason for me not too. All I can fuck is trashy girls
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>>683357879
true
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>>683355845
"The Edge-masters and a 8/10 QT On Far Right"
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>>683355845
Madison Dr Dykettes.
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>>683357940
It would just be nice to date someone for once. I'm not the most dateable guy though.
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>>683355845
Dykes gone wild
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>>683355845
5 lesbians with shit haircuts
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>>683357613
It definitely tells a bit of a story...

They look confident and fairly intelligent. Good for them. They look like they could all go the way of drugs though. Hopefully they'll do some good and stay out of that nonsense.
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The Village Doorknob People
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>>683358231
That's a bit literal
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>>683355845

Underdeveloped chest collective
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All Bark and No Balls
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>>683358195
Then become an hero pls.
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>>683355845
The Tumbltards
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>>683358195
well look man, if you actually aply to get into a serious relationship, its gonna work out, you cant believe how much actually putting effort into things makes a difference, and i'm not saying you are lazy, but maybe you're doing something wrong and can easily change that
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lesbian clash
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>>683358422
kek
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>>683357879
You can have a good girl if you wanted one. You'd just have to work to be a good man.

By good man I don't mean nice guy crybaby. I mean reliable, skilled worker, patriarch who gets shit done.
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>>683358282
They all smoke and drink but most people do.
I met them buy selling to them.

One of them bought Xanny from me though
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The school shooters
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>>683358122
This is actually a pretty cool name for this set of dykes. Like those bitches that were almost executed by Vlady Boy...
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>>683358422
Kek
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I want to smash the one in fronts skull in
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18 holes
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Box Munch
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>>683355845
The Boys (female)
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The Itty Bitty Titty Squad
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>>683358583
I'm just so incredibly busy all the time. I try to keep with school, sell drugs on the side and, go to parties all the time so I feel sick all then time but, it's the best way to sell
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Would destroy #5. Got any with that uggo in the center out of the way?

Would also fuck the tranny at position 2 and throw a load in 6, but 5 really needs to get naked for /b/.

Band name?

Blacked to Destruction
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MegaBeth
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>>683358854
FUCKING PERFECT.
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>>683355845
2/10
0/10
0/10
4/10
7/10
3/10
So "16/10" or "8/5"
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Trap and the Autists.
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>>683359070
Fuck off samefag
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Chlamydia Chowder
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>>683355845
The Raging Homosexes
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>>683359174
Blow me faggot
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Angry Flaps
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>>683358661
I did that. Loved well and long. She died.

Every emotional investment you make, you will also pay for. Would do again knowing that and am a good man because of her, but payment comes due one way or another.

But enough of that, how do we get 5 to show us that body?
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>>683359041
I've seen 5 nude, she was messing with some other girl at a house party. Don't think she's a lesbian though

She's looks as good nude as you would expect
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Oregon Cucks
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The 6 feminists
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>>683355845
Campus Canopy Catastrophe
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The Dyke Brigade
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Lez Coast
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>>683355845
six people in a band? Goddamn get some talent and get rid of three of them.
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The Language Police
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>>683358664

Nice, well good luck, you underaged b& you.
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The Fagtory From Mordor
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>>683359762
Maybe it's some sort of 3 singers thing
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Diz and the Degenerates
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>>683355845
The Pixie Stix
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>>683358664
By* sorry currently high
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Six Chix With Dix
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The Dicksy Chicks
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Xe and the excuse me there are more than 2 genders
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>>683355845
Patriarchy Reloaded
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The cum holes
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Janelle West Coast
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>>683360474
Kek
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>>683358282
>They look confident and fairly intelligent
> fairly intelligent
They're Liberals Arts Students , I rest my case.
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>>683355845
I'd do the chick with glasses because she doesn't look like a dyke, and maybe the girl in with the brown short hair next to her personally cause I like women with short hair. but the rest of them are unfuckable.
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>>683355845
Rage against the Dykes
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>>683355845
Tight Asshole and The Anal Beads
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>>683360716

They look like they're about 15 at most.
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The one with the blue hair is actually pretty cute

Here's her blonde
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>>683361060
Too old
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>>683355845
Lesbotrons: a vagina odyssey.
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>>683361242
Post her Nudes
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9 Inch Dildos

Dirty Rotten Feminists

Smashing Penis

Clitz and The Tantrums
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>>683355845
Six,Chick's with Dick's
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>>683355845
HandJobs For Crack
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>>683361571
Not posting any of their nudes
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mental disabilities and the third gender
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>>683361712
F a g
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>>683355845
Niggers.
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>>683355845
Beavis and the Buttheads
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vasos de papel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozgCOYNbFY4
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>>683361060
They're gonna end up in Liberal Arts one way or another.
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Room Service
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The eyebrow crew
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The Sissy Cis-Kickers
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3 xes down
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>>683362002
kek she totally looks like butthead
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>>683362285
>she
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>>683355845
the soaked holes
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1 hot 5 not
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>>683361242
got any of second from the left in the back?
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>>683357309
well she looks like Laci Green. Need I go on?
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>>683355845
Trigger Warning
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>>683362285
>she
>watch your pronouns shitlord
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>>683362448
top name
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>>683355845

Black Hagg
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>>683355845
Dead nigger storage
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>>683362688
Thank you
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>>683362002
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>>683362531
Second from the left

Do you mean the one with the black hair?
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>>683359517
Should have popped a baby in her to carry her legacy and her love into the future
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>>683355845
5 Fags and the Jailbait
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>>683359041

>blacked to destruction

kek, wtf is going on on /b/ nowadays. such obsession with black penises lolol
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Scissor me Timbers!
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>>683362993
yeah
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The Young Whores.
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>>683355845
"Don't you dare misgender me."
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>>683363096
kek
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>>683363112
She's the one on the left obviously
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>>683355845
Yeezus and his disciples
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>>683355845
rule 63 evanescence
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>>683355845
Jesus these cock shiners are from Oregon?

That's a good name, The Cock Shiners.
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>>683363378

Is this a common thing? Children dressing like this?
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The Scissor Sisters
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>>683363378
>She
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The Lesbernauts
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>>683355845
Rage Against the Patriarchy
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>>683363557
Yeah, I honestly like it.
Not into trannys
but i like girls who dye their hair, cut it short and dress like people in music videos from the 80s
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>>683355845
Chicks With Dicks
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>>683363378
Most attractive one IMHO.
Anything you got is appreciated.
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>>683363884
She's not a lesbian?
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>>683363597
Idk dude, I went to elementary with her she dressed about the same but is most definitely a girl and isn't attempting any gender bend
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>>683363884
>not into trannys
>just into girls that look precisely like trannys
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LezbeFrenz
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>>683364046
>her
>she
>girl
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>>683359148
I rate this post 5/7.
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>>683364010
I'm pretty sure none of them are

The one to the far right talks to another girl about fucking her all the time but I'm pretty sure they haven't
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>>683364120
>/b/
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>>683364106
One fuckable, get it right
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>>683364315
well one sober but blue hair is drunken regret material
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>>683357825
This one should win
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Rage Against the Patriarchy
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>>683364315
three fuckable, one cuckable?
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Molly and the butches
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System of a Dyke
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Since you are already an Oregon Ducks fan anything completely retarded will work...
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>>683364725
/thread
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>>683355845
underage
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>>683355845
More of second from the left?
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>>683355845
MattyB with dupes of his sister
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>>683364706
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>>683355845
Gay in a gay land.
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Touched by Dad
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>>683365159
Kek
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>>683365393
"Daddy touched Me", it sounds better.
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Big gums mcgoo and the vagoos
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>>683364120
not everyone on /b/ is gay
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>>683364315
There ya go
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>>683365615
Not as a band name you fucking dolt. With that I'm getting out of this trainwreck.
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>>683355845
Queef Queens
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>>683365735
>not everyone on /b/ is gay
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They look not quite poor but lower middle class to borderline lower class. They probably live in those single story cheap ass block shaped ranch house deals.
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the nazi faggöts
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Smashing Patriarchy
Bonus: Release your first single, "Thank God its not 1979"
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>>683365961
Not at all dude
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Dykefinger
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average people out enjoying life being judged on the internet eating cheetos after masturbating to furry dicks
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>>683366446
This
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>>683364725
The Oregon Ducks actually had a hella strong football team.

I guess that's what Nike money can do for you. Still can't make you beat Ohio State's Super Freshman squad.
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>>683356610
underrated
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OP, do you have a pic of 5 without glasses?
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>>683367791
She's kinda a ghost on the internet, at least for sad people like me lurking but I'll look
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Gays
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Would fug all 6 of xem.
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>>683355845
The white people smh
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Grace Neutral
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Dazed and Gender Confused
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>>683368752
while you look, more of that dark haired girl.
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>>683369175
Fuck theres something wrong with me. Idk why I'm doing this

People would get pretty mad if they found out
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Bump still on the hunt for more pics of 5
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>>683355845
One erection
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>>683356126
roll
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>>683355845
Tumblrinas
Gender is a social construct
CIS killers
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gumby
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>>683370442
5 is incredibly hard to find
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>>683356362
underrated post
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>>683361712
so you do have, it's about time
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>>683369814
Only nudes circulate. The ripples of your actions here don't reach that far.
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>>683371269
That's the reason I'm not leaking


I have the blue haired ones nudes
And some pics of 5 at a party shirtless
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>>683369814
The one with the short black hair looks exactly like my ex
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>>683371664
Awesome, any pics of her?
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>>683371454
Black hair has a qt face. That's really all I'm after.
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>>683372024
I'll look for more
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>>683372024
Found a lot more
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I'm just super into 5 honestly
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>>683372670
This should be the album cover.
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Well I guess it's gonna 404 now
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>>683372670
thread dead?
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>>683374528
Yeah I guess
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All the new genders
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>>683372670
One more for the road?
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>>683374863
I have more of the blue haired girl, the black haired girl and 5
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>>683355845
the lesbian lamborghini
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>>683355845

Faggotronic 5000
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>>683355845
Six on a stick
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>>683355845
Dykes (Mostly) in Black
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>>683375022
Which do you guys want
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Tumblr Dykes, Future Disgrace.
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>>683375897
black hair
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>>683376074
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>>683355845
Faggy and the lesbians
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>>683355845
DESU
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transpacific
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>>683355845
Your A Fucking White Male feat The Tumblrinas
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The Lull Dykes
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>>683376290
beautiful anon. thank you.
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Riley and the Dipsticks
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Dick van dykes
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>>683355845

Horse-face, blondie, Joe Jonas, Chloe Price, The girl next door, and that one bitch that still has her pajamas on.
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>>683355845
Pre-teen boys and the cutie in sunglasses.
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>>683355845
trigger scissors
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>>683355845
Nigga look like the barber from flapjack
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>>683377652
dying
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Bawdy Fluids
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Can't even work up the confidence to talk to sunglasses at this point
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>>683355845
LesBoDicks
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Swedish elementary
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>>683378103
How do I even approach a girl like that
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>>683377948
Come on, this is great.
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>>683355845
What's wrong with his or hers teeth?
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>>683378103
Do something cool that you're good at and ask for their critique. Hang out more doing more of your talent and then make a move when it feels opportune.
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Chompers and the chompettes.
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>>683355845
The boys... wait no they're girls
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>>683378474
Not really good at anything.
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One direction
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>>683378803
Find something you like to do and practice. Painting, music, dancing, w/e. The internet has vast resources. For example: self taught dancer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzdDp5qfdI
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>>683379354
Yeah, I'm not sure that's any sort of approach that would work

I could probably just give them free weed and then just talk to them more
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>>683379577
That only gets you so far. Drug supplier has a specific relationship, but it's not something that would attract someone for anything more intimate. I buy friends blueberry kush but it doesn't mean anything.

Figuring out what defines you in what you do creates an attractive image and builds confidence. Girls like to chase, not be chased.
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No erection
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>>683380322
This is the last time I ask for advice on /b/
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i can't tell if op is for real or not.

reddit invasion is happening
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>>683380958
What do you mean am I real? I'm not from Reddit.
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>>683355845
Broken Ribcage
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>>683380763
LOL...Cute girl you know, tell a few of her friends or people you know that hang out with her that you think she's cute. Then try to be places she is, ignore her at first, don't pay any attention to her, but try to see how she acts when you are around. If she is interested you will know, keep ignoring her. After a few run in's she will either approach you, or you can start minor flirtations/interactions from there. She needs to know you think she's cute or are into her, but play hard to get.
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>>683355845
Tight Virgin Pussy Willows
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who's the girl on the far right and please show me her tits
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>>683355845
The Dyker Gang
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The talking clams
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hotchick and the faggots
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>>683355845
Edgy as fuck, yo!¡
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the aids carriers
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>>683355845
Communal cocksucking
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chicks with a few dicks
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>>683376290
moar of dis?
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Schôôl Shôôtûp
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>>683383054
Her with some off brand YL
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>>683383339
Aw shit! is that Mac&cheese?
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>>683361242
may I fap to this pic anon?
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>>683383576
Don't think so. Kid looks kinda like yung lean with better hair

He's dating a solid ten right now. They're probably fucking like rabbits right now
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>>683355845

The Oregon Cucks
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>>683383772
I guess? Fucking weird to ask
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>>683384060
Thank you.
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>>683355845
No boners
The Non Menthols
We Shave our Legs
Mother Bitches
Surrogate Babies
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The Cherry Rattlers
The Cherry Flickers
The Cherry Choppers
Cherry Creamers
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>>683384224
All good, way to go
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>>683356354
the pan-6-uals
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>>683355845
So which one are you?
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>>683356984
Kek
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>>683356610
I was going to post before I saw this. Best possible name.
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>>683355845
3 Rows of Teeth
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>>683384488
Thanks and chek'd
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"The circle closes with victory and a lot of people are involved"

With the first hit single:

"I once met a man on the street and he said hello and I was not assed to say hello back because the word "hell" is in hell and I'm the antichrist because fuck your conformist society that gave me radiators of guilt and internet access of destruction."
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