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Roast me, you dirty cock sucking faggots.
Or tell me I'm pretty.
It'll make my manpussy moist.
"Stan" with the Bernie/bike hair again.
Still liking the beard, a lot. Another hungover-trashy-looking me.
Ehh I should've fixed my facial hair but oh well
Let it grow man you will look like me
you're welcome! i'm valerie, nice to see you :)
You're all the absolute reason 4chan is complete cancer now you fucking fags
End your lives and go post your autistic swine faces on /soc/
I'm trying man I'm only 18...shits not delivering
Sorry, no kids and only into white dudes. Sorry to disappoint.
ok..so you know what I'm talking about then. That's why I was busting your balls so hard in the last thread. You've got that "from west Virginia hooked on oxy's trailer trash look "
You've got that face that says "if you hit on me my brothers going to get jealous". You look like the daughter of a woman that works at the waffle house. You look like jenny from forest gump if she had a low metabolism and couldn't learn to stay away from carbs.
You look like the cops know you by name. I bet your wearing flip flops right now. I want a inventory of everything you've got in your pockets right now because I'm convinced it's hilarious
since i know /B/ like weird things ill post this
Pleased to meat you. I'm 34 years old make have a 6 figure salary.
Who the fuck still uses the term implying? Just because your Crisco leaking twat hasn't been man handled in years doesn't mean you have to be a swine piggy cunt.
Get off the internet and go pick up that welfare check to buy more black tar to smear on your eyes and buy those sausage fingers some twinkes to shove down that gaping whole you call a mouth
or post sharpie in pooper
Look, if you don't want to join the military then just confront your dad and tell him you want another path for your life. You don't need to put on a dress and act all faggy about it.
Just say, "dad, I'll stop prancing around like a fairy if you stop threatening to kick me out of the basement and stop leaving brochures about the military in my room". Then you guys shake hands and he'll be able to look his co-workers in the eyes again.
lol i have a steady career and have an apartment. that's not bad advice though
You probably grew up wearing mountain dew t-shirts, with blue jeans straight from Walmart. From the looks of it you are now living in a trailer park spending you tiny high school drop out paycheck on chew and cheap vodka. Your mother probably died when you were age 12 and now you leave coffee filter flowers on her grave you made in elementary school.
hahahaha no. that's actually pretty funny though
sux they couldn't salvage the eye, if I lost an eye I'd have some kick ass custom eye patches made up for me. The first one would be snakes "solid eye". Then I'd get some made that matches what else I was wearing.
Think about how this would look. charcoal black suit with black shirt and dark red tie. Then your eye patch is horizontal thin stripes. Both strip colors are black, one is matte black and the other is a glossy black with a shimmer to it. It would be lame as shit to rock that if you didn't need it but in your case you can get away with it.
Samefag here, Ask me anything.
aw thanks. i don't mind being called out on /b/ though lol it's all part of the process. besides, haters often point out shit that i never even noticed before so i only grow stronger!
fuck u guys you can't zozzle me. zozzle zozzle zozzle zozzle zozzle zozzIe.
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having tried smoking, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Post cute boys
Gather round femanons and maybe some gay guys and meet your king.
r8 me be gentle pleaee I am very vulnerable right now
You guys are probably not femanon/gay at least give him a 9 for being an actual decent looking slav.
Can I do your makeup for you?
>like i said your goregous
not gonna get you laid dude. I can't help but be brutal on here. She's just got that face ya know.... a face that says "I've got a mountain of issues and the first chance I get I'm gonna run my fucking mouth"
good for you i think your beautiful the way you are
I'll probably regret posting this but fuck it, I've been here to long to be offended.
You look like your a die hard WWF fan, like screaming at the TV, like piles of VHS and DVD's of WWF. You look like you have at least 7 awards above your fireplace for 2nd and 3rd place for bbq pulled pork recipes. You look like you've attended a live filming of a jeff dunham special.
Holy fuck dude that looks badass if you don't mind me saying so.
I'd never skullfuck you anon <3 >>683363040
Wow i can't bo-lieve the faggots are ignoring me in this thread.
I'm here for you, call me Denis whore, I'm not Denis just a whore who loves him.
You look like one of those "Disney kid, pretty boyz". You know what mean? One of those kids that was pushed into acting. Like the teens in "the hunger games", like show dogs, strict high protein diet, forced to get your hair done professionally once a week but the style is always the disheveled look to give the impression that your "street" meanwhile your cuticles are pushed back.
Tits or gtfo!
Just another typical femanon (who prolly never posts on any thread except faces of /b/) trying to get attention by posting FIVE (unnecessary as fuck when in all of them your clothed, we understand what your face looks like from just one) selfie pics from their fb profile pics so someone will compliment them to raise their already high self esteem, validation needed! Come awnn it's like you look left, look right, newfags, and there everywhere....
I can smell the desperation through my screen.
You do realise I'm an AA fangirl and this is their lead singer Denis Stoff?
Your like the anti-matter to me. I don't like a single thing in this photo. I can't stand that stupid metro-sexual hair dome style, combined that with the whole "chris angel" half faggot look, all the tatts with the busy jewelry. The last photo you posted I was thinking to myself "I bet he's an extremely obnoxious person". Then you posted this one and I see the boomb mics in the background and it's confirmed.
Boomb mics, tripods, and I can spot at least 2 metal halide light lights in the background. So it's a studio of some kind. Captain over the top, trendy, attention whore has something to say and I'm sure you think it's the most interesting thing ever.
The problem is this gimmick you're using will continue to work well into your late adult years because of how "tolerant" everyone today is. At 35 you'll have a full blown existential crisis and that's when the substance abuse will start. Shot in the dark here but I'm willing to bet opiates will be your thing.
I've said multiple times I'm not this sex god.
Pretty sure this is pasta though.
I'm Australian, I must shitpost wherever I go.
Asking Alexandria, black people are fucking disgusting.
Aren't all black people niggers, I've never met one who isn't, sorry don't get many of them here so they're usually just niggers, change my mind on black people or fuck off.
Send me a black person doing something good.
Dress like this and you will be instant 10/10
Anyone remember me when I had a beard?
Show you guys a picture of me when i used to look like ISIS
Here's a picture of me when I looked like i was part of isis :) people told me I looked like the guys from duck dynasty
Go to bed son. The sound of you fapping and your somewhat beard setting in are keeping your mother and I awake.
verbally rape my preteen face
Sometimes I'll be checking out threads here and I'll be sipping black label and smoking a cigar. I put on Chinese zen for background noise while I read because it's relaxing and I'm slowing down for the night.
Then someone starts a thread "post your face". mfw most of you are kids, I'm fucking talking to children on here. I guess I just default assume that everyone is like me until you start posting pics then I'm like "jesus, what's up with all the kids?"
as you can see XD my beard is not great
Shaved mine off was offered a job then got turned down for it a week later LOL.
Nigga this is faces of /b/ not faces of not fucking here ever
I'm 90lbs, you have me at the wrong end of the scale, I'm an underweight pile of horseshit.
Also can't you tell I'm shit posting, I don't even care about black people, they don't bother me at all.
I'm glad you're okay now anon, seems scary, at least it looks cool, makes you look like a fucking badass.
I never post here just occasionally lurk for the last decade and I hate myself rn because every couple of years I isolate myself to the point everyone thinks I'm dead and then I come back in a manic rush after about 6 months to enjoy the attention I get
You guys are all as mentally ill as I am and so you're "cool" lmao
I'd wanna hug you, if I ever see you I'll yell "Denis is a fag" okay.
Demanding much? This is the last one, just for you demandanon. Even turned on the light for you.
I have this dating profile up and I misspelled words on purpose on the profile just to weed out grammar Nazis, the way I see, if she's enough of a cunt to try and "one up" me by pointing it out then I don't want to waste my time.
There's other shit in my profile like my love of guns and other shit to further filter people out but the spelling is getting me the most results.
No lie, 3 our of 4 emails I get say shit like "I don't think we'd get along dude, I prefer guys that know the difference between your and you're but thanx anyway", and I'll say things back like "o yeah, that's my cunt filter, I don't want to waste my time on someone so petty that they need to point out spelling errors to feel superior to me."
At first I got tired of all the negativity and I was thinking about removing that part of my profile, but then I realized that if I did, there would be a good chance that I'd end up at a bar with some shit head wishing I was at home so I left it in.
Redhead femanon can you give me a pose so I can easily photoshop you with my king?