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Roast me, you dirty cock sucking faggots.
Or tell me I'm pretty.
It'll make my manpussy moist.
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Action Bronson ANon reporting in
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I'm back, r8 m8s
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>>683353748
what the fuck is wrong with your camera? or did you add a bunch of filters and run the image through a jpeg compressor for some reason?
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>>683354186
welcome back gorgous XD >>683353905
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"Stan" with the Bernie/bike hair again.
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>>683354186
too young to be on this site/10
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>>683354428
Still liking the beard, a lot. Another hungover-trashy-looking me.
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>>683354679
PakiStan
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>>683354931
it is still Goregous
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>>683354761
I'm 25 though.
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>>683355076
so am I <action Bronson anon
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>>683353905
yessss

you're the best.
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>>683355312
Thank you :D
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>>683353748
7
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How the fuck does a 7 year old grow facial hair anyway?
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Ehh I should've fixed my facial hair but oh well
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Where's Waldo?
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>>683354186
Bottom lip makes me wanna jam my cock in your mouth. You look like with the right training you could make me cum a thunderstorm with that mouf.
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>>683354227
I have no fucking clue, bro.
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hello again
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>>683355876
Let it grow man you will look like me
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>>683355641
Thank you!
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>>683356013
You're a hero. We should make you famous somehow.
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>>683354186
>>683354931
>>683355076
i bet you have mixed kids from 3 different dudes and live off the goverment
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>>683355395
you're welcome! i'm valerie, nice to see you :)
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>>683356166
how would you make me famous
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>>683356307
I have no clue. We could Photoshop you into a cool meme.
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>>683356261
Im Jay they call me Action Bronson here cus i look like the rapper apperently
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>>683353748
>>683353905
>>683354186
>>683354679
>>683354931
>>683355076
>>683355312
trap
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>>683356013
You're all the absolute reason 4chan is complete cancer now you fucking fags
End your lives and go post your autistic swine faces on /soc/
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>>683356013
I'm trying man I'm only 18...shits not delivering
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>>683356179
Sorry, no kids and only into white dudes. Sorry to disappoint.
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>>683356374
that would be kinda funny and cool
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>>683356598
MAN THE HARPOOOOONS!
Sorry no fat grills allowed on /b/
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>>683356598
well im white as you saw whats your name btw ?>>683356415
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>>683356675
>implying your fit as fuck and not some Dorito munching basement dweller
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>>683356445
took me two years to grow mine
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>>683354931
>hungover-trashy-looking me
ok..so you know what I'm talking about then. That's why I was busting your balls so hard in the last thread. You've got that "from west Virginia hooked on oxy's trailer trash look "

You've got that face that says "if you hit on me my brothers going to get jealous". You look like the daughter of a woman that works at the waffle house. You look like jenny from forest gump if she had a low metabolism and couldn't learn to stay away from carbs.

You look like the cops know you by name. I bet your wearing flip flops right now. I want a inventory of everything you've got in your pockets right now because I'm convinced it's hilarious
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>>683356900
Lucky full grown bastard
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>>683356415
hey jay.

nice to meet ya.
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Whaddup /b/!!!!
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>>683356992
you two Valerie
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>>683354970 Nah, they're real dark mostly. I'm a Kurd.
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since i know /B/ like weird things ill post this
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>>683356761
Fuck you, Dan
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Pleased to meat you. I'm 34 years old make have a 6 figure salary.
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>>683356872
Who the fuck still uses the term implying? Just because your Crisco leaking twat hasn't been man handled in years doesn't mean you have to be a swine piggy cunt.
Get off the internet and go pick up that welfare check to buy more black tar to smear on your eyes and buy those sausage fingers some twinkes to shove down that gaping whole you call a mouth
or post sharpie in pooper
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2 for 1

Roast us
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>>683356992
what's your birth name, man?
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>>683354679
Show dick
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>>683356992
Look, if you don't want to join the military then just confront your dad and tell him you want another path for your life. You don't need to put on a dress and act all faggy about it.

Just say, "dad, I'll stop prancing around like a fairy if you stop threatening to kick me out of the basement and stop leaving brochures about the military in my room". Then you guys shake hands and he'll be able to look his co-workers in the eyes again.
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>>683357773
lol i have a steady career and have an apartment. that's not bad advice though
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>>683353748
You probably grew up wearing mountain dew t-shirts, with blue jeans straight from Walmart. From the looks of it you are now living in a trailer park spending you tiny high school drop out paycheck on chew and cheap vodka. Your mother probably died when you were age 12 and now you leave coffee filter flowers on her grave you made in elementary school.
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>>683353748
aw cool, another cringethread for kids who were 3 when 4chan opened
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R8pe me
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>>683358222
im sorry time for bed jr XD
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>>683358222
>>683358066
is this you before your transition?
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>>683358375
hahahaha no. that's actually pretty funny though
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>>683356758
I'm Alison, where do you live. Oregon here.
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>>683358534
they are stupid your very pretty
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>>683357332
sux they couldn't salvage the eye, if I lost an eye I'd have some kick ass custom eye patches made up for me. The first one would be snakes "solid eye". Then I'd get some made that matches what else I was wearing.

Think about how this would look. charcoal black suit with black shirt and dark red tie. Then your eye patch is horizontal thin stripes. Both strip colors are black, one is matte black and the other is a glossy black with a shimmer to it. It would be lame as shit to rock that if you didn't need it but in your case you can get away with it.
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>>683358690
Nice to meet you Alison i live in California
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zozzle me guys
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come on guys zozzle me
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>>683358789
this is my custom eyepatch
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>>683357578
Cutecouplewouldhangoutwithandeatcake/10
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i am very sexy. *zozzle gently*
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>>683358833
Samefag here, Ask me anything.
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>>683358698
aw thanks. i don't mind being called out on /b/ though lol it's all part of the process. besides, haters often point out shit that i never even noticed before so i only grow stronger!
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come on guys, zozzle.
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fuck u guys you can't zozzle me. zozzle zozzle zozzle zozzle zozzle zozzIe.
  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>683358690
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>>683353748
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having tried smoking, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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What the fuck does zozzle mean you look like God left you unfinished
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>>683359118
I can agree with you there
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>>683356598
Skank..
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>>683357735
Flattering! My cock's above average and I'm shaved at the mo but there's a 99.9999% chance you're some twink looking for some dad-cock to fap to, so no dice.
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Post cute boys
Gather round femanons and maybe some gay guys and meet your king.
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>>683359366
God, that was a whole fucking trip you just took us on there.
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>>683358690 I like your city a lot. Jackpot Records and the pizza show up the street from them in particular.
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>>683359823
im not gay but shave that "stud" stche and get rid of that nose ring
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>>683360076
I'm not Denis, holy shit, that is a sexy beast, I am a lowlife.
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>>683360238
im not denis and thats not sexy
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>>683359823
7
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Bamps
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>>683359348
Kek. She is better looking than I.
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you look like the faggot king from game of thrones
>>683353748
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>>683360640
like i said your goregous
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r8 me be gentle pleaee I am very vulnerable right now
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>>683360738
hitler/10
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>>683357091
You look real rape-y. Like you might have someone in your basement. 7/10
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Hate me /b/
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>>683360452
>>683360467
You guys are probably not femanon/gay at least give him a 9 for being an actual decent looking slav.
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>>683360851
ill take that
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>>683360640
Got some chunk on ya? I dig chubby.
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>>683360946
like i said shave the stubble and get rid of the nose ring
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>>683360858
Close... Slowly melting in my bath tub lol
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>>683358066
other than hideous what exactly are you?
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>>683358690
would violently hate fuck for no reason/10
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>>683358833
niggerlover/10
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>>683361152
i'm only hideous
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>>683360640
Can I do your makeup for you?
>>683361115
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>>683361357
mexican/10
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>>683357463
Kek
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>>683361066
>checked
I could stand to lose a bit, but idgaf really.
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>>683361357
Wouldeattacoswith/10
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>>683356418
You must be 18 years or older to post here.
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>>683360749
>like i said your goregous
not gonna get you laid dude. I can't help but be brutal on here. She's just got that face ya know.... a face that says "I've got a mountain of issues and the first chance I get I'm gonna run my fucking mouth"
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>>683361445
good for you i think your beautiful the way you are
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>>683360941
/10
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>>683361625
dude to me ive dated worse and idc to me she is gorgeous and perfect
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>>683358690
You look like a less slutty version of Trisha paytas
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>>683358112
Nice.
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>>683361626
i love this man.
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>>683361626
I'll probably regret posting this but fuck it, I've been here to long to be offended.
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>>683361928
Why thank you
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>>683360646
Thank you!
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>>683362016
OH damn 100/100
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>>683360941
You look like your a die hard WWF fan, like screaming at the TV, like piles of VHS and DVD's of WWF. You look like you have at least 7 awards above your fireplace for 2nd and 3rd place for bbq pulled pork recipes. You look like you've attended a live filming of a jeff dunham special.
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>>683361357
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>>683361626
Holy fuck dude that looks badass if you don't mind me saying so.
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>>683362749
thank you alot of guys want to skull fuck me cus of it XD
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>>683362016
Holy fucking hot, and feet even. Nice 10/10 would bang all night.
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>>683362749
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>>683361625
That's why u shut them up with dick
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>>683362845
I'd never skullfuck you anon <3 >>683363040
>.<?
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Wow i can't bo-lieve the faggots are ignoring me in this thread.
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>>683363233
your not the first also say that XD
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>>683362016
Fuckable
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>>683362016
but like i said 100/100 would date :D
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>>683359657
No twink here. I'm your coworker you have a beer with

Didn't think you'd do it. Later
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>>683363604
dont take offense but you look like you just murdered someone
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>>683363276
I'm here for you, call me Denis whore, I'm not Denis just a whore who loves him.
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>>683362550
You look like one of those "Disney kid, pretty boyz". You know what mean? One of those kids that was pushed into acting. Like the teens in "the hunger games", like show dogs, strict high protein diet, forced to get your hair done professionally once a week but the style is always the disheveled look to give the impression that your "street" meanwhile your cuticles are pushed back.
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>>683362016
You remind me of a girl who used to blow me at my job.
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>>683358222
What were you listening to
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Fuckin hungry :/
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>>683362016
nigger/10
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>>683363233
fgtngr/12
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>>683363604
age?
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>>683364253
Eat then XD face is a 8/10 but the eyes make it a 10/10
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>>683363276
you are not a thin man
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>>683364253
do you have a hairy red snatch? please answer im close to cumming
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>>683354186
>>683354931
>>683355076
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>>683358690

Tits or gtfo!
Just another typical femanon (who prolly never posts on any thread except faces of /b/) trying to get attention by posting FIVE (unnecessary as fuck when in all of them your clothed, we understand what your face looks like from just one) selfie pics from their fb profile pics so someone will compliment them to raise their already high self esteem, validation needed! Come awnn it's like you look left, look right, newfags, and there everywhere....

I can smell the desperation through my screen.
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>>683364362
Thanks
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>>683364562
kike/10
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>>683364253
11/10 because (unfulfilled) redhead fetish.
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>>683364667
why not add color to your tat fgt? too poor/gay?
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>>683364762
You do realise I'm an AA fangirl and this is their lead singer Denis Stoff?
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>>683364657
You'll get nothing and like it.
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No I'm not a wizard
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New Pic i just took
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>>683365235
>caddyshack reference
Will you marry me sexy chubby blondanon?
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>>683364384
19
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>>683365778
Beautiful anon!
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>>683363765
Your like the anti-matter to me. I don't like a single thing in this photo. I can't stand that stupid metro-sexual hair dome style, combined that with the whole "chris angel" half faggot look, all the tatts with the busy jewelry. The last photo you posted I was thinking to myself "I bet he's an extremely obnoxious person". Then you posted this one and I see the boomb mics in the background and it's confirmed.

Boomb mics, tripods, and I can spot at least 2 metal halide light lights in the background. So it's a studio of some kind. Captain over the top, trendy, attention whore has something to say and I'm sure you think it's the most interesting thing ever.

The problem is this gimmick you're using will continue to work well into your late adult years because of how "tolerant" everyone today is. At 35 you'll have a full blown existential crisis and that's when the substance abuse will start. Shot in the dark here but I'm willing to bet opiates will be your thing.
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>>683365964
You idiot. That's just pics of a guy from some metal band, not an actual anon
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>>683364253
You again. everytime? Time for the nightly ego pet by loosers eh?
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>>683366244
ok..well then take all that shit I said and apply it to that guy then
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>>/soc/
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>>683365964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1RKaRgVFKk
>>683366244
I've said multiple times I'm not this sex god.
Pretty sure this is pasta though.
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>>683365229
no but what i do know is that his tattoos are gay af
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>>683363604
post pic in regular tshirt
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AA fangirl does that mean african american who is a fan of this douchbag?
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Rate me
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>>683366994
nvm mind saw youtube vid something anastasioa whatever niggerlover
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>>683366757
I'm Australian, I must shitpost wherever I go.
>>683366994
Asking Alexandria, black people are fucking disgusting.
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>>683366783
why?
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>>683367175
beautiful face but the nose ring ruins it so 7
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>>683367175
would let poop and pee on me/10
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>>683367225
black ppl are fine you racist cunt, niggers are not, but i will concede that even the good black people smell like niggers
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>>683367297
cuz
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>>683367175
Smile?
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>>683367482
Aren't all black people niggers, I've never met one who isn't, sorry don't get many of them here so they're usually just niggers, change my mind on black people or fuck off.
Send me a black person doing something good.
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>>683367310
The nose ring comes out as easy as it goes in. I'll take 7/10 tho
>>683367315
Thanks?
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>>683364388
No car to go and eat :/
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>>683364572
I shave bro
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>>683367559
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>>683366274
Havent been on in like 3 days tard
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>>683367896
LOL same here

>>683368011
ok the smile makes it 10 cus of the cuteness it makes your face
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>>683367175
Kryptonite! Love a red head
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>>683368011
Dress like this and you will be instant 10/10
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>>683368086
yeah that sounds about right, it was about 3 days ago
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>>683353748
Anyone remember me when I had a beard?
Show you guys a picture of me when i used to look like ISIS
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>>683368011
Now make a face like your scared
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>>683368011
Yes.....Just yes.
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>>683368011
Tits or gtfo
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>>683368359
BY ODINS BEARD THAT IS A MANLY BEARD
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>>683368369
Best I can do, I'm tired.
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>>683368011 Not a fan of the nose of your bridge. Otherwise, nice everything else, especially what look like really nice tits.
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>>683368635
Now make a face like you're having an orgasm and then we'll be done here.
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>>683368509
this famalam

keep that shit
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>>683368635
oh god im sorry but dick in mouth/10
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>>683368359
Here's a picture of me when I looked like i was part of isis :) people told me I looked like the guys from duck dynasty
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Go to bed son. The sound of you fapping and your somewhat beard setting in are keeping your mother and I awake.
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>>683357578
Fucking cute ass couple witch makes me feel like I'm going to die alone
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>>683368392
Here's an older pic, this is all you get.
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>>683368931
man i want a beard like that
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>>683368942
If you're an oldfag, all those other dicks that say these threads are cancer... Are posers?
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verbally rape my preteen face
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>>683357578
Incest is bad, mkay?
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Sometimes I'll be checking out threads here and I'll be sipping black label and smoking a cigar. I put on Chinese zen for background noise while I read because it's relaxing and I'm slowing down for the night.

Then someone starts a thread "post your face". mfw most of you are kids, I'm fucking talking to children on here. I guess I just default assume that everyone is like me until you start posting pics then I'm like "jesus, what's up with all the kids?"
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>>683369038
OP here, I wanna cum on you.
How much for the sucky sucky?
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>>683368635
lol, you look like you just spilled something on your desk
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>>683366449
Agreed
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>>683368931
as you can see XD my beard is not great
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>>683369038 DAMN DANIEL!!!! Area code, anon?
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am I ugly?
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>>683369802
Show your awesome eye again anon!
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>>683355312
Tits or gtfo
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>>683369949
ok
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>>683367827
Stop posting that queer
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>>683370089
So, why wear a patch?
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>>683369885 Compliment/roast at the same time: You're going to attract elf-lovers in your lifetime, rapier-nose/Spock-ear anon.
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>>683369885
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R8 h8ers
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>>683367827
i dont give a fuck about you not even remotely, literally could not care less about convincing you of anything you forever alone fat pile of horseshit
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>>683370256
its not a patch its a pair of glasses and its cus im still blind as shit without my glasses
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>>683370089
oh my fuck it's really cool, how did you lose it?>>683369885
No you're adorable.
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>>683370437
Where the fuck is the bomb, hassad?
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>>683367971
still came, prefer hairy, i bet your asshole doesnt get hairy
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>>683369802
Shaved mine off was offered a job then got turned down for it a week later LOL.
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>>683370501
Tumor they removed everything
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>>683370214
tom hanks called, he doesn't want to be big anymore,
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>>683370465
Ohhhhhhhh. Makes sense. You could always get lasiks though?
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>>683366274
Thank you! Fuckin preach
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>>683370247
2nd that. I hate that faggot shit.
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>>683370606
i dont trust lasers in my Face i figet alot XD

>>683370593
Well what a waste XD
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>>683368749
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>>683370214 Bulgarian trap/10.
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>>683369190
reported undergae ban
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>>683370830
im now afraid youll rip my cock off
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>>683370604
no hablan Inglés
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>>683370927
Kek, that's what I was going for.
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>>683367225
Nigga this is faces of /b/ not faces of not fucking here ever
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>>683370593
we get it bro you are an attention seeking fat tub of shit
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>>683371049
Lol XD man i dont want to cheat on you cus youll be like that woman who cuts off cocks XD
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>>683370830
Post profile pic?
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>>683370455
I'm 90lbs, you have me at the wrong end of the scale, I'm an underweight pile of horseshit.
Also can't you tell I'm shit posting, I don't even care about black people, they don't bother me at all.
>>683370746
>>683370247
No
>>683370594
I'm glad you're okay now anon, seems scary, at least it looks cool, makes you look like a fucking badass.
>>683371097
I'm shitposting.
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I never post here just occasionally lurk for the last decade and I hate myself rn because every couple of years I isolate myself to the point everyone thinks I'm dead and then I come back in a manic rush after about 6 months to enjoy the attention I get

You guys are all as mentally ill as I am and so you're "cool" lmao
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>>683371274
no one fucks with me cus i look like a bodyguard/ thug
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>>683370830 I think we all want to see you grope your boobs while biting your lower-lip. So, red, what will it take? Dubs? Trips? Q-Q-Q-QUADS!?
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>>683370830
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hey /b/ am i aryan enough
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>>683371241
Huh? Like this?
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>>683371421
I'd wanna hug you, if I ever see you I'll yell "Denis is a fag" okay.
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>>683371718
lol ok
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>>683371587
Great, I'm a fucking meme now.
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>>683371848
dont take that wrongly i got offered to be a Meme
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>>683363276
Seem like a chill guy i could drink with and watch tv
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>>683371687
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R8 me /b, I am ready.
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>>683372244
You're not worth rating, faggot.
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>>683358698
You're*
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>>683372244
Firstly nice dub dubs seem like a well mannered man and carry your own
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>>683372321
Dad?
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>>683372325
oh look its Grammer nazis
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>>683371960
Meh, I'm fine with it, it's to be expected when in these threads.
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>>683372536
yep
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>>683371687
Now with more tits.
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>>683360805
holy shit thats david halbrooks who are you
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>>683372423
Yes. Obviously. Now get back to sucking my cock. Your mom doesn't get home for another hour.
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>>683372536
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>>683372733
Don't hurt yourself trying to be as vulgar and edgy as you can there, pal. Just take it one step at a time.
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>>683372637
Demanding much? This is the last one, just for you demandanon. Even turned on the light for you.
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>>683372996
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>683369381
5 dolla, love you long time bic boi
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>>683373053
Post Snapchat. I wanna be your friend.
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'Sup /b/
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>>683372996
Oh fuck me, that's hilarious.
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>>683373132
Will pay. Just lemme hit that.
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>>683373192
what the fuck are you?
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>>683373186
Thanks, but not on here.
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>>683373320
Fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>683372456
I have this dating profile up and I misspelled words on purpose on the profile just to weed out grammar Nazis, the way I see, if she's enough of a cunt to try and "one up" me by pointing it out then I don't want to waste my time.

There's other shit in my profile like my love of guns and other shit to further filter people out but the spelling is getting me the most results.

No lie, 3 our of 4 emails I get say shit like "I don't think we'd get along dude, I prefer guys that know the difference between your and you're but thanx anyway", and I'll say things back like "o yeah, that's my cunt filter, I don't want to waste my time on someone so petty that they need to point out spelling errors to feel superior to me."

At first I got tired of all the negativity and I was thinking about removing that part of my profile, but then I realized that if I did, there would be a good chance that I'd end up at a bar with some shit head wishing I was at home so I left it in.
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>>683373419
Then where?
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End me
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>>683370585
Eh ive felt a little hair but nothing chewbacca like lol
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>>683373657
What country are you from?
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>>683358894
>>683358956
>>683359053
>>683359139
cute/10
would zozzle
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>>683373802
Originally Poland, but I moved to the U.S when I was around 2 or 3.
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Rate me my dudes
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>>683373939
Why do you have that weeb shit in your hair?
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>>683374003
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Redhead femanon can you give me a pose so I can easily photoshop you with my king?
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>>683374196
Because I'm an enormous faggot.
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>>683374311
I forgive you, just don't let it happen again.
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>>683371274
Then fuckin post in celeb fap. You're just trolling & confusing everyone. Newfag, may I point you to the little boys room?
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>>683374209
What are you trying to say, my dude?
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>>683374781
I'm trying to say we are the colony
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What happened to Action Bronson and the feminine with the remarkable jaw structure?
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>>683375049
Oh im here watching stuff
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>>683373132
>>683373053
Ayyy you gonna Snapchat me or no? I got shit to do.
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>>683353748
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prolly the last thread of the night

>>683375415
>>683375415
>>683375415
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>>683373053
you are hideous now fuck off fatty
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>>683373429
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>>683375571
10/10 would buy pot from.
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