I've had a fucking awful, horrible day /b/. Can we get
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I've had a fucking awful, horrible day /b/.
Can we get a YLYL thread going?
>>683346678
>>683346678
Please detail. We're here to help, anon.
That's my first image posted on here ever.
Hope it helps OP :)
This makes me laugh everytime.
Sure, Trump's a loud asshole, but godDAMN few things are more satisfying in life than watching greedy, out-of-touch politicians getting BTFO for all to see.
Things like this give me hope for the future generations.
>>683347690
>bl*c* people
>bl*c*
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware this was You Cringe You Lose.
>>683347077
Ugh... It's a long story. Basically the short of it is that my mom and my sister haven't been getting along and my sister ran over to my grandma's and refused to leave so the police were called, and then my sister started telling them a bunch of bullshit that could have gotten not only her, but my baby brother taken away.
Luckily the police didn't buy into it and made her come home, but this has just been a horrible day.
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>>683348545
That wasn't a long story at all
>>683348545
That really fucking sucks, anon. I'm no stranger to shit like that being around in life.
What precipitated all of this?
>>683346908
lost
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>>683349542
All I can think of is that she was raped by her grandfather at a very young age.
LE TEMPLATE!111! XDD X D D D X DX D D E
>>683349767
I really, really, really, really like this picture.
>>683349979
did he died?
>>683348545
Your sister's an unappreciative cunt and your parents are going to disown her. Eventually she'll get picked up by a scumfuck who turns her into a crackwhore, and you'll be seeing cheap porn of her online in less than a year.
Sorry for your loss.
>>683350021
traitor.
>>683350060
mods ban him now
>>683350060
MODSS
>>683350155
lol! get eaten old meme12!1! hahahhahah1hh1HH
>>683350060
MODS
>>683350060
get v& faggot
>>683350060
What the fuck dude MODS
Posting for Op
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>>683349979
Is he kill
>>683346678
You know what you're asking for, right
OP? You're asking for cancer. Go watch a Chris Rock special or the Chapelle Show to actually laugh.
>>683350060
oh shit get v& you stupid pedo fuck
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>>683350542
I watch black bush everytime I need a good kek
OKay, gonna post some of my all time favorite green texts. You may wish to open in a new tab to read at your leisure because these are the cream of the crop.
Starting with my personal favorite, the "Basement Ogre."
A close second, "the New King of /b/."
GUYS QUICK, I GOT SOME CHEESE PIZZA FROM THE D.L. HURRY AND SAVE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
Same as previous but with more pictures
>>683350913
fap fap fap
>>683350913
Fuck off faggot
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>>683350913
oh shit this is legit
"Anon Plays Sims"
>>683350913
"Geese Vs. Cats" One man's struggle as he becomes caught between two warring factions
Actual this might be my favorite, the ultimate tard story, "Haypil"
"The Ham Galaxy" Bigger than a planet and twice as sweaty
RARE DO NOT STEAL
>>683347993
Yeah, I don't get the censorship there. Is black a bad word now? And it's a slavery joke, the word black is the thing they thought was crossing the line?
Anon is humiliated in this one
I wish I had the second half, but anon becomes a hipster and doesn't care anymore... at all.
>>683349771
sikh picture with a muslim name. used the word "infidels". seems legit.
>>683349542
Basically what precipitated all of this is that my sister feels as if she doesn't have any "freedom", but honestly the only reason my mom is so protective over her is because when she was younger she was raped before and she's afraid to be to lenient with her for fear of something happening to her.
Honestly though I don't think that my mom is even that unreasonable with my sister.
>>683350542
>Chris Rock
>actually laugh
Pick one
>>683350765
Chappelle's white folk talk sounds like how Obama speaks naturally.
Hey guys I'm a skinny 17 yr old guy in tight boxers right now. I can post picture sofnmyself if you want. My 11 yr old brother is in bed with me and I'm pretty horny.
>>683350060
Thanks for ruining thread.
Fagit
>>683351943
lost
>>683352173
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.
>>683352281
Was she raped by her grandfather?
>>683352360
Even though you're white, it's ok to laugh at negros when they make funny jokes.
>>683351516
Call them mondays please, try not to be racist
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>>683350870
Read this one. Can't tell if real
>>683352769
except chris rock isn't funny. he just swears and yells at the crowd in his gross scratchy ass voice.
(. ͡.°. ͜.ʖ. ͡.°.).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gDz_VwOHR0
>>683350779
thank you so much.
>>683349979
Nigga, he is totally kill
>>683353295
Kevin hart is worse.
o shit
>>683352960
nigger
>>683355131
so true it hurts
>>683352485
No one in the real world has an asshole that clean unless they boof bleach and thus have to shit in a bag for the rest of their life, leaving their anus unused.
>>683355757
is slippy a boi?
>>683350765
black bush is best sketch
"Oil? Who said anythin about oil? bitch you cookin? I don't know about no- RUN!"
>>683356051
fuck i don't know maybe could be
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>>683350274 what was it?
>>683350779
holy shit, that was awesome!
>>683356181
Lost so fucking hard, muh sides based /b/
>>683353873
at least he has some jokes. its not just swearing and retardism for an hour
>>683356181
Fucking lost and don't think I'll ever be the same again thank you based anon thank you
https://youtu.be/w-T_kMAeFfk
https://youtu.be/w-T_kMAeFfk
>>683348545
That doesn't sound too bad, my 17 yo cousin fucked a 30 yo guy and now my family is in shambles.
>>683350779
what the fuck
>>683353295
what about dogma?
>>683349877
This looks like fucking Jeff the Killer
>>683350001
> not Brayan, Edinson, Nepomuceno, yeferson, Erwin, Dilan, Junior, kevin, llonatan
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>>683351850
I need more. This is my fetish
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>>683349691
Mutherfucker! I lost to you losing to that!
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>>683351928
Youre the best, do you have more of these? i lurk every ylyl thread hoping for a good greentext but all i get is cancer
>>683347497
Isn't that the cast of the all female Ghostbusters?
>>683351431
Stole it
>>683358935
I have plenty more, this is the longest one but a classic.
A Tale of Autism
"Pringle Hands"
An Austistic Brony's Humiliation
/fit/ Sampler
>>683346678
this made my spaghetti spilll
http://www.streamboobs.com/sensualinnocence/
It's short but I really like this one
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>>683359626
holy fuck stop posting you cancerous fuck, anybody who has been here longer than yesterday has already fucking seen all of this shit
>>683357679
wat
so your immediate family is distraught over your cousin's sex life?
>>683358999
Are retarded or just slow?
I don't remember what this is, but clearly it's autistic
>>683348545
Been through all that and then some so I know the feeling. Have almost resigned myself to the loss of my sister
>>683349393
>basically
He narrowed it down
>>683354991
Kek
>>683353295
Fine. Chris Rock is sometimes funny. I'll admit.
>>683349983
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having tried smoking, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>683358999
>trips but braindead
luck of the damnd
>>683359808
Thank goodness you told me, I nearly forgot that you're the prince of everything and that the world revolves around you instead of the sun, fo lo, you are brighter.
>>683360181
choke on a dick newfag
It's too late anyways, I'm past the halfway mark in dumping my greentext folder
>>683355236
fucking kek
A newer tard tale
>>683352590
top kek
>>683347497
>not calling this image spawncampers.jpg
>>683360555
>being 11 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i-DWOcbwrY
Anon Fucks Up
>>683360303
I doff my fedora to you, kind sir
>>683360891
everything you're posting is fucking retarded, an hero immediately
>>683351933
Sauce?
>>683361047
So... post something better?
>>683360436
The weird thing is, one person took the time to photoshop a hundred or so images by himself
>>683351516
What are you talking about, they obviously were just censoring block people not black people
>>683346908
God dammit...
>>683361210
why, so it can get ignored while you shitpost until the image limit?
A nice /fit/ story
>>683350333
Post it again I wasn't looking
>>683361416
I'm contributing, you're shitposting. But it just so happens that I love shitposting. I see that you haven't come up with anything because you're deflecting now.
>>683349767
Kill yourself my man
ONE MORE TO GO
>>683361691
>posting stale, unfunny greentext isn't shitposting
>not posting shitty images is shitposting
holy fuck the autism is real
>>683350021
how the fuck
o shit
>>683362222
quads or no, no one gives a shit about your cat
waddup
>>683362182
Yet you still can't come up with anything! I wonder if your sex life is the same... going soft right when things get fun.
>>683360024
Nicely done, mate.
>>683360181
WHY ARE NONE OF THE STORIES COMPLETE
any recommendation on how to have a really dramatic and cinematic suicide with a bang? money and morality isnt an issue. I have no problem with taking others with me. but i wont commit mass murder, this is supposed to show how beautiful death is.
>>683362433
Let dat shit rot already such a cancer meme
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>>683360436
Newest cancer. Pre summer of 2016 post banana. Same cancer. Samefag fagging. KYS plz
>>683351516
The joke is that any word used to describe them is deemed racist. People have started bitching about the term 'African american' now because it marginalizes niggers who are not African. Essentially, the PC terminology changes every 5 or so years to keep us crackalackers on our toes, all outdated terminology are deemed racial slurs. Check your fucking privilege faggot
>>683362439
quads are never wrong
>>683362419
fake
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>>683362500
>"you can't come up with anything"
>makes a boner joke
>>683349877
This joke it so bad I think Jeff Dunham already used it.
>>683362839
i dunno, some people can be that dumb
>>683362647
I can't imagine the kind of shitty life someone who does this has
>>683357468
smells alright to me faggot
>>683362787
I once got quads, it said "this sentence is false."
>tfw extremely stinky cock and balls
>>683363116
No, it's actually fake.
>>683361047
Everything this guy is posting is fucking funny. Go kill yourself you banana loving granny fucking piece of trash.
>>683351850
is there a completed version of that? That one is clearly missing pieces
>>683347690
Edit "bl*c* people" with "niggers" and it might be okay
>>683361112
the name of the woman on the left is Leanne Crow. Her Snapchat is Leannecrow88
>>683362222
Check'd
Based cat.
>>683363500
you seem upset chum
>>683362100
You just did god work my m8 thanks alot saved my night from fapping to anime to lots of laughs
>>683363186
pics or it didnt happen
>>683365419
image limit
>>683365581
WELL ISN'T THAT CONVENIENT
