I've had a fucking awful, horrible day /b/.
Can we get a YLYL thread going?
This makes me laugh everytime.
Sure, Trump's a loud asshole, but godDAMN few things are more satisfying in life than watching greedy, out-of-touch politicians getting BTFO for all to see.
Things like this give me hope for the future generations.
Ugh... It's a long story. Basically the short of it is that my mom and my sister haven't been getting along and my sister ran over to my grandma's and refused to leave so the police were called, and then my sister started telling them a bunch of bullshit that could have gotten not only her, but my baby brother taken away.
Luckily the police didn't buy into it and made her come home, but this has just been a horrible day.
That really fucking sucks, anon. I'm no stranger to shit like that being around in life.
What precipitated all of this?
Your sister's an unappreciative cunt and your parents are going to disown her. Eventually she'll get picked up by a scumfuck who turns her into a crackwhore, and you'll be seeing cheap porn of her online in less than a year.
Sorry for your loss.
god damnit anon... then they're gonna delete the fucking thread, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST CP IN A YLYL THREAD
ps. say hi to bubba for me.
lol! get eaten old meme12!1! hahahhahah1hh1HH
OKay, gonna post some of my all time favorite green texts. You may wish to open in a new tab to read at your leisure because these are the cream of the crop.
Starting with my personal favorite, the "Basement Ogre."
"Geese Vs. Cats" One man's struggle as he becomes caught between two warring factions
Actual this might be my favorite, the ultimate tard story, "Haypil"
"The Ham Galaxy" Bigger than a planet and twice as sweaty
I wish I had the second half, but anon becomes a hipster and doesn't care anymore... at all.
Basically what precipitated all of this is that my sister feels as if she doesn't have any "freedom", but honestly the only reason my mom is so protective over her is because when she was younger she was raped before and she's afraid to be to lenient with her for fear of something happening to her.
Honestly though I don't think that my mom is even that unreasonable with my sister.
Hey guys I'm a skinny 17 yr old guy in tight boxers right now. I can post picture sofnmyself if you want. My 11 yr old brother is in bed with me and I'm pretty horny.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.
Youre the best, do you have more of these? i lurk every ylyl thread hoping for a good greentext but all i get is cancer
I have plenty more, this is the longest one but a classic.
I don't remember what this is, but clearly it's autistic
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having tried smoking, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Thank goodness you told me, I nearly forgot that you're the prince of everything and that the world revolves around you instead of the sun, fo lo, you are brighter.
It's too late anyways, I'm past the halfway mark in dumping my greentext folder
I'm contributing, you're shitposting. But it just so happens that I love shitposting. I see that you haven't come up with anything because you're deflecting now.
Yet you still can't come up with anything! I wonder if your sex life is the same... going soft right when things get fun.
any recommendation on how to have a really dramatic and cinematic suicide with a bang? money and morality isnt an issue. I have no problem with taking others with me. but i wont commit mass murder, this is supposed to show how beautiful death is.
Newest cancer. Pre summer of 2016 post banana. Same cancer. Samefag fagging. KYS plz
The joke is that any word used to describe them is deemed racist. People have started bitching about the term 'African american' now because it marginalizes niggers who are not African. Essentially, the PC terminology changes every 5 or so years to keep us crackalackers on our toes, all outdated terminology are deemed racial slurs. Check your fucking privilege faggot