2016 Transhumanist Party Presidential Candidate
Futurist, philosopher, speaker and journalist
Zoltan Gyurko Istvan
>reposting me from other thread
You remind me of some fagg from Highschool who was know for being a pothead
7/10 pretty cool hair you also kind of remind me of some limp wristed WW2 soldier ..shits wierd tbh fam
It Seems we need to adjust this thread for summer faggotry
>Oddly enough I'm anti drug and wouldn't ever do pot. Kek.
Keep that shit up
I personally don't care, but I think fags who only smoke pot for the feeling are literal shit, fags who smoke it for social or getting laid reasons are alright
But it should stay illegal so we can keep Blacks in Jail.
You look like a skinnier version of some Feminist bitch in my class who has a crush on me but I just ignore her because she is a fat fuck and a SJW tard who hates Trump
I would not go for you tbh but you look like an alright friend if you didn't get clingy
I would fuck you if you had nice tits though
Show tits 4chin dork
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Don't encourage this obvious disregard for the agreed upon rules of /b/
i dont know if im a narcissist or what but i spend most of my time looking at myself in the mirror after i work out, probably for whole hours. id rate myself a 9/10. just saying. anything you dislike in particular?
Gonna trim the mange on my face. Maybe. I'm pretty fuckin lazy about everything.
how can your self-esteem be so low that you're seeking insults
I bet you're a terrible person to be around because you never stop talking about ways you've found to kill yourself
need a little more definition in the jaw, and lips to be a little bigger.>>683342386
change your hair. Don't cut it, just change it
man that ear ring killed it, what the fuck man.
You look like a little shit.
I really hope that isn't you
you have that "I think i'm a pretty white girl hair, with the makeup and extra lip makup to make them look bigger, you're ugly man. Just stop".
idk if im actually into that, because its not like i get off on the humiliation. i guess you can call it some sort of defense mechanism? id rather much be the rapist than the rapee though.
God man, your haircut is terrible.
Your hair is short, yet your bangs are longer?
that is just unforgivable.
Chill out faggots. That picture is a couple years old now. I acknowledge my poor choice in hairstyle from that time. I keep it all short now, but I usually wear hats anyway.
Ah yes, the "messy free spirit" look. You'll make a great burning man whore. Going from tent to tent sucking and fucking your way through the camp, until 30 hits, then it's time to try and hide it all and dress like an adult.
your head is almost a cone, but not quite there yet. cool beard though
your faux-smile screams low confidence, and hair needs to be cleaned up, but nothing too bad here
Those beady little eyes and strong jaw make you look like some sort of domesticated cromag. Like it went back to the stone age and captured you then brought you back here and shaved you and put cloths on you. Now I'm trying to teach you manners so you don't break everything in my dog damn house like some sort of "bill and ted" adventure shit.
I come home and your dragging my wife by her hair and she screaming "get him off me!" and I'm like "that's a bad cromag, bad cromag" as I swat at you with a rolled up paper and scare the shit out of you.
Bronson anon here i likes what he sees
because you've barely had any interaction and you're afraid of fucking it up with someone you're somewhat close to, which is why you need to strike up conversation with girls you barely know so that the rejection stings less and you still learn the skills
So you are stoned?
Naw m8 i'm kinda too skinny tbh
Also might s well R8 me and my broom
I bet if we were hanging out and I made some pop culture reference but I got the date wrong by a few years or I was off about some other obscure factoid you'd be the type that would explode to set the record strait.
"Actually that record wasn't released until 73!" Jesus we get it man, no need to get lobster red talking about the stones.
Nah im actually kinda of chill kind of guy
You look like if amy shumer was able to drop those extra 20 lbs. Still a plumper but at least fuckable.
Thick hipster glasses= "look at me I'm trendy"
Finger in mouth/oral fixation pose= "Look I'm being cutesy"
Protip just for you---avoid making stress lines on your forehead like that, it makes you look way older.
aw thanks, i checked yours as well.
that's the spirit.
these are my favorite
at first glance, you come off as someone that would try and force me to sit and listen to poems you wrote while I try and think of a polite way of telling you I'd rather do hard labor
Lymphomanginoma tumor on my eye pic related itsd what it was
inb4 picture uploads sideways because my phone likes to act stupid.
And this ladies and gentleman is a brilliant example of what is typically refereed to as the "100 cock stare"
Notice the emptiness in the eyes. This is the face of someone that has danced for a living and has spent so many nights grinding on drunk fat rednecks because she needs the tips because the rent is due on the trailer. 32, single mother of 2 from 2 different guys and unable to pair bond anymore. This cold dead stare is the realization that easy mode is over, no ones buying her free drinks anymore and she's going to have to join the work force.
Liking the beard. This is hungover-looking-trashy me.
>did it hurt?
Yes it did very much
>could i see out of it
Yes i could but barley it got to the part i was photosensitive and couldnt have my curtins open cus of it
I like it
This is fine.
Eh. Don't really have any major problems that I know of. Though I've tried shorter hair. Pretty everyone I knew didn't like it, including myself. Just sort of doing whatever right now. It's in a really terrible in-between stage at the moment and I'm pretty self-aware of that.