Faces, rate, critique thread.
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Faces, rate, critique thread.
oh baby
>>683342386
sideways/10
rate /10
guess what nationalities as well
r8
>>683342230
fix your eyebrows
>>683342386
you too
Pls rate
>>683342230
7/10
>>683342696
horse:
no remorse
for the horse
cuz the force
isnt coerced
its the horse
not in morse,
but in horse
2016 Transhumanist Party Presidential Candidate
Zoltan Istvan
Futurist, philosopher, speaker and journalist
Zoltan Gyurko Istvan
>reposting me from other thread
>>683342491
Someone rate, fags
roast me if you want as well
>>683342954
hot but douchey/10
r8s m8s
>>683342491
show your dick
>>683342954
You remind me of some fagg from Highschool who was know for being a pothead
7/10 pretty cool hair you also kind of remind me of some limp wristed WW2 soldier ..shits wierd tbh fam
>>683342491
6/10, Armenian
>>683343092
you again
>>683343130
actually rusfag
can you do better though? like insult me and describe why you think im a mess?
>>683342882
supremegentleman/10
>>683343134
age? also, you'd do better without the hat.
Rate my Pepsi can
>>683343134
nice Astros but halo 2 was better than 3 in every fucking way
>>683343357
A 9/10 dick, hope your face is comparable.
roast me
>>683343102
Oddly enough I'm anti drug and wouldn't ever do pot. Kek.
>>683343051
thanks anon
>>683343414
instant 2/10 if it werent for the body mods itd be a 8 or maybe a 9
>>683343440
Wait I really have a 9/10 dick?
>>683343293
Mitäs Varkauteen kuuluu?
>>683343555
Imho, yea. good length, cut, generally good aesthetics.
>>683343511
You're against piercings that much, huh?
>>683343468
eyebrows too apart, middle lower forehead too elevated. roast this fag now, do your worst:>>683342491
It Seems we need to adjust this thread for summer faggotry
>>683343357
so a 4 inch cock eh? that sucks.
>>683343505
>Oddly enough I'm anti drug and wouldn't ever do pot. Kek.
Nice man
Keep that shit up
I personally don't care, but I think fags who only smoke pot for the feeling are literal shit, fags who smoke it for social or getting laid reasons are alright
But it should stay illegal so we can keep Blacks in Jail.
>>683343203
do it
>>683343705
no, im this fag>>683342491
but too many is too many
>>683343468
would impregnate
>>683343468
7.5
>>683343742
tbh senpai, I've always had the attitude of not telling others to not smoke as long as they don't force me to try, I've got no problem with it
>>683343779
inb4 actually a vag and your homoerotic fantasies are destroyed
>>683343134
This really you?
>>683343846
Fair enough.
>>683343468
You look like a skinnier version of some Feminist bitch in my class who has a crush on me but I just ignore her because she is a fat fuck and a SJW tard who hates Trump
I would not go for you tbh but you look like an alright friend if you didn't get clingy
I would fuck you if you had nice tits though
Show tits 4chin dork
>>683343736
Juuuust about 7.5
Good evening everyone
>>683344244
you look hot im that photo though
>>683344344
Those dubs tho
>>683344296
Sorry I'm high & didn't attach photo -_-
Allahu r fugly
Not gon post cuz now ur biased
>>683344383
Thanks bud :3
>>683343134
Prolly gay or bi
>>683344531
did you post a facepic ITT?
>>683342230
I see some of myself in you but tbh I'd go gay for you bro nice work ;)
>>683344654
rate back?
>>683344470
>>683343065
hair little too thick on the sides, shave them down if you're gonna have it so big in the front
otherwise 6.5/10 pretty good
>>683344887
i didnt tjlhink this would turn me on
am i bi now?
>>683344948
your smile is smug and stupid, retake the photo with a stoic look
>>683344883
I can't decide, a 7 I think. Not bad at all.
dasasdads
>>683344948
Forrest Gump /10
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Don't encourage this obvious disregard for the agreed upon rules of /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2LIPdCmz0
>>683344986
Probably
>>683342564
start dropping some calories from your diet and work out regularly, then your mustache will work its magic
>>683345276
Naama22
>>683343723
Pathetic puppy dog eyes and I'm guessing you suck cock with those girly ass lips.
>>683342491
Autistic beta version of josh peck
>>683345185
this is a thread specifically asking for faces, learn when to call for tits pal ;^)
>>683342564
Pedomode
>>683345241
maybe a 7? dat blinding flash
>>683345102
i dont know if im a narcissist or what but i spend most of my time looking at myself in the mirror after i work out, probably for whole hours. id rate myself a 9/10. just saying. anything you dislike in particular?
>>683344253
How can I improve v.v
>>683345230
definitely bi
rock hard wtf
b made me a half fag
>>683342230
Gonna trim the mange on my face. Maybe. I'm pretty fuckin lazy about everything.
>>683345267
hawt
>>683343468
>thinking you're attractive enough to roast
>>683345495
approach autists in class and offer them your body
its exactly like being on /b/
>>683345381
bad roast
this is quality roast:
>>683345372
fucking thats what i wanted, thanks
>>683343134
u still lurking?
>>683345481
Your nose could be a little more angular and your face could be less long. Not much really wrong with it tbh.
>>683345816
yea i got a big ass nose
surgery time
>>683345611
most /b/tards are
>>683345776
I gotchu faggot
>>683345776
how can your self-esteem be so low that you're seeking insults
I bet you're a terrible person to be around because you never stop talking about ways you've found to kill yourself
>>683345950
fuck this thread im jacking off now
i gotta thank you for unleashing my inner bisexual faggot though
that would explain a bunch of things
fuck
>>683345495
Do you have nice tits?
What about an Ass? If not just work out
Not gonna lie if you got a little high you would look hot af
R8pe me
>>683345949
I could just stomp on your face a bit.
>>683346036
I dont have low self esteem, im a pretty proud person.
i just like people insulting me, because fuck i dont know.
but seriously, im no fucking emo kid haha
>>683346010
thanks bitch
;*
>>683346107
Sunbernt
>>683342230
Grow a beard, or since you look too young to do so draw one on
>>683346309
have you discovered your domination fetish yet, or is that an ongoing process?
>>683342230
need a little more definition in the jaw, and lips to be a little bigger.>>683342386
change your hair. Don't cut it, just change it
>>683342491
man that ear ring killed it, what the fuck man.
>>683343134
You look like a little shit.
>>683343414
I really hope that isn't you
>>683343468
you have that "I think i'm a pretty white girl hair, with the makeup and extra lip makup to make them look bigger, you're ugly man. Just stop".
>>683346134
No to tits yeah to bum.
I think I just need to lose weight and I'd be pretty okay even with a bit wonky face
>>683346304
hahahha im not into that, but thanks for the offer
>>683346488
You from Florida?
>>683346584
No.
>>683346628
Shame
O well always remember at least you are not a nigger.
>>683346496
I'd do it barefoot, just for you. I mean, it could only improve your looks.
Serve you right for not liking my mods... :p
>>683346453
idk if im actually into that, because its not like i get off on the humiliation. i guess you can call it some sort of defense mechanism? id rather much be the rapist than the rapee though.
>>683346477
damn
its pretty small though, didnt think anyone would notice
>>683346477
Unbrushed, root-showing hair isn't what I'd think is pretty. I put no effort into that picture accept for my fucking faggot ass smirk smile. Ha h
>>683343414
Nigga get a proper haircut
>>683346778
take the 7, but try to keep the mustache shaved
>>683346896
Holy shit, Ted?
>>683346723
jokes on you, i have a foot fetish
>>683346998
wtf howd you know
>>683346924
It was for surgery
>>683346896
God man, your haircut is terrible.
Your hair is short, yet your bangs are longer?
that is just unforgivable.
>>683346998
Nope. Josh.
>>683347111
oh ok, that makes it less bad then. still too many fucking piercings.
>>683347030
Well I guess we'd be mixing pleasure and pain
>>683347108
I recognise those eyes of unfathomable sadness. Rather unique.
>>683346896
your jaw could fucking bust rocks, but your hair looks like the tufts of fur on a donkey's ass
>>683343705
No you just look shitty
>>683347181
How much does Josh make in a year? Doing what?
>>683347231
i think im into that, has to be both ways though babe ;)
>>683346863
you sound like a sort of sad person, if you catch my drift
>>683346778
latino/10
>>683347295
kek
>>683347446
do you use conditioner on your beard?
>>683347231
you single though?
Well why not.What do you think /b/?
>>683347447
oh oops
Goddammit, /b/ I didn't put my face on here to not be an attention whore about it.
>>683345621
WORSHIP THE MAAAAAAANNNGE
>>683347652
Pretty dam good m8
>>683347446
just your friendly neighborhood MUSLIM
>>683347320
About $70,000 running a tire dealership. Why?
>>683347334
Oh yeah? In what way?
>>683347560
Every other day.
>>683347652
you look like you're be a John or a Kyle
which one is it?
>>683347920
pretty good stuff, how often do your comb it
>>683347870
You like being tied up?
>>683347221
Grand stuff :)
>>683347925
Neither. Though I definitely look like a John now that I think about it haha.
>>683345621
>>683343468
Breh are you stoned or something?
>>683346896
Would hang with/10
>>683347137
>>683347293
Chill out faggots. That picture is a couple years old now. I acknowledge my poor choice in hairstyle from that time. I keep it all short now, but I usually wear hats anyway.
>>683348185
youre the fireman eyh
>>683345621
1.3/10
>>683348185
much better, now you look like a lumberjack who could, should, and would have sex with anyone he wants
>>683347996
I certainly do...
>>683348147
Holy shit I fuckin wish.
>>683348373
oh my
kik?
>>683348310
You generous as hell. I'd probably put the 1 on the other side of the decimal. I know how fuckin ugly I am.
Fuck my life up fam.
>>683348414
it will be a gradual process, but it will happen
>>683348455
Can't say I plan in sharing that on 4chan... XD
>>683343414
Ah yes, the "messy free spirit" look. You'll make a great burning man whore. Going from tent to tent sucking and fucking your way through the camp, until 30 hits, then it's time to try and hide it all and dress like an adult.
>>683346488
All honesty id give you a solid 8. You don't need good tits if your ass makes up for it
>>683348625
Will it come with the talent and drive to finish shit I start too? I could use some drive lel
>>683348553
Kinda look like a chick that's missing her wig
>>683343293
You look full of yourself and I'd bet good money I'd dead right.
>>683348553
put your hand down, you look like you're trying to be the thinker. nice headphones though
>>683348647
fine have mine then
nazi_fuel
>>683348534
At least you are not a nigger though
Counts quite a bit tbh fam
>>683343065
I'm sure you have a wonderful long career ahead of you in IT
>>683348148
breh
>>683348707
ass over tiddies any day
>>683348770
dan harmons are driven to finish shit by their radical, creatively-driven partners that they constantly have to keep in check
>>683348923
>nazi_fuel
My sides
Which one of you fags is this the degenerate tatoo bitch or the dude on top?
>>683348923
K, gimme a mo
>>683348534
not trying to suck your dick or anything but you're a solid 5.5/10 if you have an outgoing personality
>>683349082
:^)
>your sides
your sides indeed you obese cunt ;)
Metal!
>>683349245
you look like the dude from blood punch (horror groundhogs day type film)
>>683349353
Is it shit?
>>683349231
your head is almost a cone, but not quite there yet. cool beard though
>>683349245
your faux-smile screams low confidence, and hair needs to be cleaned up, but nothing too bad here
>>683343468
you look like you stayed at lutheran general for at least a week
>>683342230
Enjoy the show tonight?
>>683349401
nah he looks pretty good, unique face but not ugly by any means
>>683348933
Meh, it only goes so far. I'd rather be black in this day and age cos then at least more than two people would notice or care if I ever snapped and became an hero.
>>683349034
Well shit. In my group I am the radical creative. Fuuuuuuuck.
>>683348185
Those beady little eyes and strong jaw make you look like some sort of domesticated cromag. Like it went back to the stone age and captured you then brought you back here and shaved you and put cloths on you. Now I'm trying to teach you manners so you don't break everything in my dog damn house like some sort of "bill and ted" adventure shit.
I come home and your dragging my wife by her hair and she screaming "get him off me!" and I'm like "that's a bad cromag, bad cromag" as I swat at you with a rolled up paper and scare the shit out of you.
>>683349198
Thanks anon. How many points get taken off if I am only partially outgoing?
Bronson Anon here>>683349535
>>683349747
Damn, that beard is godly!
>>683349670
Haha. This is the best reply I've ever gotten.
r8 m8s
R8 me pls
>>683349843
thank you
>>683349733
that's -1.0, work on talking to girls more often even if you're not going to get to know them so you're more outgoing around ones you want to fuck
>>683349245
I stared at your pic for a solid 20 secs and thought to myself "I bet he cries easily"
>>683349869
daddy
r8 me
>>683349840
you could beat the shit out of me any day
Apparently I'm not ugly or nice looking enough to be judged.... I can live with that
>>683349231
I bet the first thing women think when they see you is "I bet he's useful". You have this sort of "yeah I know how to use every type of power tool there is " face.
>>683349930
Thats a new one, how did you come to that conclusion anon?
>>683349869
trying too hard to look suave, but 6.5/10
>>683349902
that pose is not too attractive, 5/10 until further notice
>>683350004
can barely fucking see you, I guess... 6.5/10?
>>683350004
6.5/10
>>683350186
Is this better?
>>683349923
I know, and I really should. I don't why I'm so adamant about acting like a loser.
>>683350231
404 jawline not found, cut caloric intake and work out more often then come back
>>683347823
I'm white.
Bronson anon here i likes what he sees
>>683350330
because you've barely had any interaction and you're afraid of fucking it up with someone you're somewhat close to, which is why you need to strike up conversation with girls you barely know so that the rejection stings less and you still learn the skills
>>683350329
6/10
>>683349003
>breh
So you are stoned?
>>683349225
>obese
Naw m8 i'm kinda too skinny tbh
Also might s well R8 me and my broom
>>683350329
better enough, bumping up to 5.5/10 for being able to competently respond to requests
>>683347988
Every day after the shower. I have super curly hair, so that has to be done.
>>683350329
id fuck the living shit out of you 10/10
>>683349747
I bet if we were hanging out and I made some pop culture reference but I got the date wrong by a few years or I was off about some other obscure factoid you'd be the type that would explode to set the record strait.
"Actually that record wasn't released until 73!" Jesus we get it man, no need to get lobster red talking about the stones.
>>683342230
late to the party.
feel free to call me names
>>683350415
This is the i threat I have been in my life I still have a ways to go!
>>683350696
looking good so far, keep up the beard maintenance
>>683350673
no b
Thank you faggots for actually keeping me here long enough for me to get tired because its 04:19 now and I want to pass the fuck out
R8 me
>>683350775
Nah im actually kinda of chill kind of guy
>>683350724
Wow, thanks
>>683350788
whore
>>683349869
You look like a teenage fox mulder. Scully!!!!
>>683350852
Your eyes are a bit wide and your lips are too small to frame them, try smiling more and getting a haircut that's wider on the sides and squares off at the cheeks
>>683350892
Your welcome
r8 m8s
>>683350788
almost like Cher, I can't tell if you're a man or a woman here. post another pic, maybe it's just this one
>>683350788
>checked
I don't want to call you any names though
>>683350994
ISIS/10
>>683350788
Has a dick/10
>>683350788
mtf?
>>683350814
no bb*?
>>683350788
You got a snap?
>>683350994
you look pretty dopey, stop leaning and slouching
>>683351039
7/10 most normal I've seen thus far.
>>683351078
>>683351078
why are you trying to do a Zoolander pose? 6.6/10
rate my fembod
>>683350988
>checked
>>683351140
b for bitch (in an endearing way I promise)
>>683351039
you look like someone who could design the interior of my house without being a faggot about it
so, that's good
>>683351261
Trap
>>683351270
Are you>>683343468
?
>>683349902
You look like if amy shumer was able to drop those extra 20 lbs. Still a plumper but at least fuckable.
Thick hipster glasses= "look at me I'm trendy"
Finger in mouth/oral fixation pose= "Look I'm being cutesy"
Protip just for you---avoid making stress lines on your forehead like that, it makes you look way older.
>>683351249
I honestly don't remember took it a year ago.
>>683351261
that's terribly unsettling actually, please stop showing your body off
>>683351268
>checked back
You are beautiful
>>683351285
>>683351285
lol, I'm going to remember that. Thanks.
>>683351125
yep.
>>683351100
aw thanks, i checked yours as well.
>>683351095
lol cher
>>683350948
that's the spirit.
>>683351261
You still look like a fucking dude/10
>>683351375
that's me :/
these are my favorite
>>683350546
Mixed with my insistence that I am not right for even my family and you've hit the nail sqaurely on the head, anon.
another pic of my eye hole
>>683351435
slightly more feminine here, try using makeup to mask the jaw; best of luck either way
>>683351463
You're cute as heck
>>683351529
What happened, if you don't mind my asking?
>>683351529
Wtf happened /b/ro?
>>683350004
at first glance, you come off as someone that would try and force me to sit and listen to poems you wrote while I try and think of a polite way of telling you I'd rather do hard labor
>>683351616
>>683351617
Lymphomanginoma tumor on my eye pic related itsd what it was
>>683351691
kek
>>683351751
kek
>>683351751
>>683351529
that's gnarly as fuck
>>683350167
The eyes. You lost your shit watching charlotte's web when the spider died didn't you?
>>683351675
give me that autist dong
>>683351751
holy fuck geckobro. that's insane.
>>683351956
Kid I went to school with when I was 9 years old / 10
>>683351866
not funny but eh u think its funny non the less
>>683351872
its fine its awsome
>>683351964
Yep
Cute butt does it stink?
inb4 picture uploads sideways because my phone likes to act stupid.
>>683351268
this is me >>683350462
>>683351964
Chameleons have the puffy eyes. Not geckos...
tell
>>683351450
":/ing" as though you weren't at least a 7/10
>>683351593
hey thnx i appreciate it
do me cx
>>683352147
0\10
>>683352295
lol. ugly af. seriously
>>683351751
That looks like it hurt. Did it? Also could you still see out of that eye?
>>683351118
Someone fucking rate me?! I'm insecure and my dick is small... At least tell me I'm fucking passable as a human being.
>inb4 beta faggot
Fuck you, you beta faggot.
>>683352434
this pleases me greatly
>>683352147
get a short haircut that's shaved on the sides and lets your bangs part to one side and your problems will be gone
>>683350329
And this ladies and gentleman is a brilliant example of what is typically refereed to as the "100 cock stare"
Notice the emptiness in the eyes. This is the face of someone that has danced for a living and has spent so many nights grinding on drunk fat rednecks because she needs the tips because the rent is due on the trailer. 32, single mother of 2 from 2 different guys and unable to pair bond anymore. This cold dead stare is the realization that easy mode is over, no ones buying her free drinks anymore and she's going to have to join the work force.
>>683343468
i am pretty sure i know you.
>>683352300
sry
>>683352334
no problem pal
>>683352152
Liking the beard. This is hungover-looking-trashy me.
r8 me m8ties
>>683352488
you don't look bad but you look painfully average, faggot. you don't stand out. that's why no one replied to your fucking post
>>683352295
cute in a just-got-out-of-bed way, but did you have some sort of shaving accident? 7.5/10
>>683352295
Strangely attractive in a greasy jew-like way, would fuck.
>>683351956
You kinda look like Velma from scooby doo
>>683352601
just some benzoyl peroxide because im a pizza face
>>683352295
would befriend if you're into peoplw friend
>>683352488
you're like 6/10, nothing bad but nothing too special, follow my advice and speak to girls more often that you aren't trying to get into relationships with
>>683351896
Is 6.5 enough for you honey?
>>683350516
send me money and I will.
>>683351730
Let me sniff
>>683352338
You seem like a fun guy to hang out with
>>683352557
I'm sorry if you do.
>>683350788
stop embarrassing your dad, he fought in Korea and doesn't need this shit
>>683352468
good questions
>did it hurt?
Yes it did very much
>could i see out of it
Yes i could but barley it got to the part i was photosensitive and couldnt have my curtins open cus of it
>>683352565
I like it
>>683352789
I'm married, you fucking weaboo.
Let me sniff
>>683352601
Kek
>>683352591
you look like a Stan, but a Stan that chose that name when he immigrated
also fix that haircut up, go ask your local barber what you need to do with it
>>683352492
not in rl tho.
>>683353047
true tbh
>>683350994
is it true that most women consider middle eastern men perverts?
>>683352546
Kek, nice try m8. Where is your pic?
>>683352879
slow down there pal, insecure and married? you sound like a disaster waiting to happen
>>683351039
You look like you could host a children's show.
>>683352868
lol it's all good in my neighborhood
>>683353161
I lied, I'm not really married or insecure. I get qt3.14s on occasion.
I just wanted you fuckers to roast me.
That's all I ever wanted.
Why can't you just FUCKING ROAST ME?!
>>683352879
Point still stands fag, don't be so insecure if you're already married
>>683352345
This is fine.
>>683352516
Eh. Don't really have any major problems that I know of. Though I've tried shorter hair. Pretty everyone I knew didn't like it, including myself. Just sort of doing whatever right now. It's in a really terrible in-between stage at the moment and I'm pretty self-aware of that.
>>683353110
No one assumes as far as I know, but you would be right
