Waifu claiming thread
Homura claimed, minimalistic edition
Kek you would be better for it than me is what i'm trying to say...
Its all good, I might be busy too. How far are you by the way?
What are your plans for the week, anon? Set a goal for yourself. Do something productive or adventurous!
You mostly just have to know what formula to use for engineering.
And I can name a few Magic decks and armies in 40k that don't really need a strategy or much thought
Fran? I'm not sure of she can, or even would need to.
That's how I played Darius! And Leona
Maybe I should do drama alert on the threads if there is any
YOU'RE A NIGGER A NIGGER -Keemstar
Frog legs are not on the menu anymore.
>because they are all mine
Pass the three exams I have, and play some magic
You know it dear, you can have them~ <3
good good, jttf stands no chance against the forces of dfc
prinz already does kek
This gif is an adventure!
Also Sanae Claimed.
So much for being the keemstar of the thread
ayyy this thread seems legit
the only claim that counts; teto
Alrighty. Just extracted Huey, so heading to Africa.
Jesus Christ that's messed up man. Sorry you had to go through that.
Thank you Renge. As long as they're in your heart it's all good. Wew lad that's straight morbid.
What's been dragging it out?
>Best idol claimed
New cancer report
Good thing I'm playing my main
>cause I'm being watched
Kek I know that. I meant irl
Dubs confirms it
Welcome to the thread dude
Shopping with mother and going to other places she want to go
I think they count
I feel sorry for you. At least it's not 5 yasous or 5 karthuses
You can know sometimes. Like my waifu. Obviously not going to be growing much more.
In fact, this picture is of her when she's like, 19 i think is what it wound up at. Still DFC.
I don't really mind sharing them... but if you really want them to be all mine than im honored.
I messed it up but if you answered already, it's fine
QOTT: i know most of you dislike dio but here it is: can one realy concider a loli as part of DFC?
Dio: After all, they are undevelopped so you may never know wether they would still be DFC at a later age.
Flat chest is flat chest
Teamfights with 5 morganas are more cancerous, but it's fun blocking 5 ults with one zhonya
Your pretty close to where I am then... I might have to go play tonight
Thought you might like that one. kek
Hey friend, did you find a ship?
What do you mean irl?
Yay new people!
5 zileans also sounds funny
I want you to have 'em honey~ <3
smh loli means someone like Konata from LS looks younger than they are
Konata is 18 but looks 14 so yeah lolis count as flat-chested
one-for-all nigga, it's on this weekend
I'm already 9-2 with my main velkoz
I had that once
literally no one died after 20 mins
Keemstar quotes are great
>obligatory reply to Mr. Handy
Well both loli and DFC are disgusting, one is literally a child and the other looks like a twelve year old boy
Couldnt care less for titties, it's all about the ass
God I miss [email protected]
i think loli is underage, fullstop. if a character just happens to be dfc but of age then whats the problem? there actual people like that even sooo kek.
Do you like real life girls being that flat?
kek hang in there m8.
You'll probably get ahead, been grinding the hell outta materials lately
forgot to put that this was me
Hey there, are you new to the threads?
Yeah you like that? BITCH
Ayy my nigga
Not much happened at work, we were busy since a lot of people wanted Chinese food for mother's day. then I ate my dinner, lo mein
I meant "flat as a guy" as "actual guys"
I'm a faggot
Hey! Where did you go again? And why are you upset?
>did you find a ship
i have a fleet
What brings you here?
He's one of the originals of thread lol
Get some of this ass below your (you)
You're here early
Doing an All Might character in ds3. It's fun running around riposting people yelling "DETROIT SMASH". What're you up to?
Haha glad you enjoyed that
Im just trying to get resources and do side quests
>That pic tho
>you're here early
IM HERE DRUNK
I didn't go anywhere, I just had some dinner and didn't post for a while. I'm feeling really angsty for whatever reason.
>I'm a faggot
AYYYYY good to see newfags arent always hated by default lol
dude chinese food is legit. my pie shop trades with the local takeout place almost daily.
You want Yuno to take advantage of you being drunk?
ehh, just bored mostly!! lain and ubuu are super slow rn, so i thought id check /b/, and here we are!
plus why would i ever miss the chance to show off teto?? shes utimate queen of my kokoro
30 seconds in and I'm in tears.
Come at me and I'm gonna fucking smack ya- Keemstar
Find anything good for yourself?
Yeah sometimes that's more fun than the actual missions.
Sounds nice. Do you like busy days or slow days?
Lol. Yeah, that sounds pretty amusing. What weapon are you running? Something big and smashy, i take it.
yuno always takes advantage of me
FUCK i hurt my hips so bad it sucks
>Don't steal my panties!!!!!!!11111!!~~~~~~~~
Look up snakes on hats
Well, I am
These are nice threads
I know, we did the same thing with a neighboring frozen yogurt store
Lasers man, lasers
Get the penta!
You best invite me. Those trips and dubs have me all hot and bothered
Oh, yuuko how was your pizza?
Busy days are nice, they go really fast
i fell. and landed like... flat on my front, hurt muh tits and my hips slammed so fucking hard my god
they're all bruised and shit
>im super small so atleast i didn't fall that far right
I did but sad that you were off by 1
Wasn't looking for my stuff. Mod focused on finding her gifts
was good at the time of eating it, but the regret is real.
~~~~~~ERP ~~queen~~~~ obeys~~~~~
Nah my dude, All Might's a superhero so I'm using fist weapons. Right now using the caestus, but end game goal is the Demon Fist. pic related
Yeah. They are great
REEEEE so damn close
Dont remind me... :/
I can never put hats on my snakes, they're too jumpy.
>yuno always takes advantage of me
NOW THATS JUST BULLSHIT
It's time for you to stop drinking for tonight, drunk one~
>What's your name, btw?
>forgetting the E in front of rp
WHOA! You take advance of her?!
yeah bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSKgxNkMGFw
doki doki muthafuckaaa
in other news my neighbors are setting off small bombs and its not even out of the ordinary any more. dont ever move into a white trash neighborhood guys.
i wasn't drunk when i fell though :C
i was totally normal and sober, i just went to step up a curb and instead of going up the curb i stubbed my toe and made myself look like a fucking idiot
also my name is hannah
don't lie, you take advantage of me whenever you can
Shinoa, i swear to fucking god....
seriously, who drew her and thought it looked good?
Yeah i understand that feeling. I always like slower days because i tend to be borderline OCD when it comes to how neat and tidy i like things (at work only) so the extra time just makes me happy.
Oh got it. Sounds fun then lol
Very smooth. How'd the ground taste?
Yes.. I TOTALLY savaged that glass ass of yours
I messaged you on discord btw
Its all good, your dubs make up for my failure
Clearly a lot of people find her good looking.
>still dont know Gasai
>is it some kind of vegetable
Ah, well find anything good for her?
topkek. Have you had access to Quiet yet? I think she's available after a side op but don't know when.
Its the last name you'll hear before you die
No regrets, only pizza
Best way to have the conversation. Though I went in wanting to make you squirm a bit, I'm a dick
Oh shit, glad nothing happens in Wisconsin. Aside for snow and people being drunk in their garages
I kinda Zen out on the tasks, especially breaking the stems off peapods
Why are short girls always klutzes?
That's your real name or you waifu's? Because I meant to ask you your waifu's name~
>i just went to step up a curb and instead of going up the curb i stubbed my toe and made myself look like a fucking idiot
Shit happens, I once felled down stairs in an arena where about a hundred people saw me lol
I live in a semi ghetto place so I'm good and too cute!
You savaged her butt?!
If I had the money, I'd buy her a mansion but I got her a $50 Godiva box of chocolates
SARCASIM DID YOU NOT FUCKING SEE THE GREEN TEXT INDICATING I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Yeah I got her, She is really helpful on missions. The side op for her will come up after a mission, cant remember which one though...
Thanks! You too :)
nah it was actually disgusting
RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE
muh waifu is hotaru
I am hannah
I'm a clumsy person it sucks, i hurt myself accidentally
BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING UP
Hope you and your snake are doing well!
>Hit me up for some hardcore Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, 4x4 animal style ERP'ing.
Oh hi Dio
I doubt that, Ms Vegetable
>that is now your name
>ship still building?
do you not see the red underline or does your computer just let you look like an idiot?
Whats the point in running, you queers outnumber me every single time
I AM THE PRINCESS OF ALL SAYIANS
You wanna die hoe?
Oh shit, check this meme out.
That's sweet, wew she'll enjoy that. Who can resist chocolate?
Haha, your grave just keeps getting deeper and deeper.
Alright I'll keep my eyes peeled.
Shut yo whore mouth nigga, or I'll fist ye with an hot iron
Nah I was afraid to ask if you're gay, female or trans tbh
What green text?
Our ship is done building and is stronk af. I'm just bring more ships into port now
Not ever the erp queen?
Nice to meet you! You got some drunk stories to share?~
No one reads that
I'm surprised one of my friends in highschool actually survived to be honest. She bruises if you like her with any force. She got lost in a straight hall way at a stadium, I don't know how.
Guess I will get that virginity then
>drunk in their garages
lmao yeah its pretty much that, just with more guns and explosives and children who just wont shut up
at least snow can be fun tho right?
the best of both worlds!!!
Delicious delicious ground. Play any Neptunia?
Dio's gone, but don't worry
I still hate Rory
ERP is almost as disgusting as Rory and her massive thigh gap
that's adorable darling
The ERP resistance gains another member :^)
Saw it a few hours ago
Pretty good meme
One these days Ima kill ya
Sounds good. I will wait for you my Idol ;)
>cute pic contest inbound?
I went to see my grandmother today. She's a really sweet old lady, I don't think I'd trade her for the world. My actual mother was at her own mother's house, so I didn't spend much time with her today. I hung out with my father, though. My relationship with my parents is an odd one.
Happy Mother's Day again, /waifu/.
The only group worth joining.
NOT YET! i will soon i promise, i'm just out a lot.
I'll let it download tonight so i can play it tomorrow!
>lost in a straight hall
the fuck, i've never managed to do something that stupid that i remember
>i probably have
NOPE, i dont like being drunk, i get buzzed and thats technically "drunk" to me
Yes, yes you are. so fucking accept it
Oh, that makes sense. I'm a guy, but kind of a skeleton
Most shooting is kept to only hunting, but there is a ton of that up here.
It can be, until you have to shovel it a few times a day because it keeps blowing back onto your driveway!
I tried to send guys for that. And you can't kill me, Fran wouldn't let you
Popping in to say hi before i go to sleep. >Goodnight everyone <3
I'll massacre the entire goddamn human population
You're running on barrowed time
Ah, it was a stadium hallway.
Straight or not, that shit's confusing sometimes.
Aww.. Oh well, good luck on your ship Hotaru/Hannah~
Holy fuck I ended up winning 32/4
It was a good game
I'm not the one you should be doing that to.
Frank never ceases to amaze.
Such a qt,
No you won't. You love me too much. Not as much as her tho
I'm a hungry skelly too. But I'm slowing getting gains. Thanks /fit/ we're all gonna make it brah
>Holy fuck I ended up winning 32/4
Thanks, I'm doing alright.
>hopefully the snake is doing well, I can't exactly ask her
I've never really been to a stadium stadium
I've been to like drift rallys as a kid
the ship is always sailing
MY FLEET IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE
im super excited to play it to be honest
>MY FLEET IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
She asked where the restroom was, I said that you go to the hall and turn right and it would be there in about 200 feet. She called me 5 minutes later from the other end of the stadium completely lost.
She had to walk 250 feet with only two turns
But not me, hand, tomo, Shizuru, Ruri, megumin and fran, we won't die
I'm going to try to over the summer
It's cute you think it's so simple
I'll forgive your edgelord behavior becauce your
I'll join the apparent anti-ERP coalition, always great to take out the trash
I don't know what those are?
You've never been to like a sports stadium?
Also, you seem pretty neat.
>who is your waifu tho
>250 feet with only two turns
Bro I can't even navigate 100 feet with one turn without running into a wall.
I'm a clumsy goddamn fuck.
>Everybody's so nice
I feel it.
>I came to harass the weebs and claim a waifu
>I stayed for the hospitality
Ah, I've been good. Got to be with family today, realized how much I enjoy the company of my grandmother.