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Waifu claiming thread
>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
Homura claimed, minimalistic edition
>get
>>683341884
Hello gorgeous <3
Megumin claimed~
>Got nothing original edition
Milinda claim
>>683340826
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>>683340981
Kek you would be better for it than me is what i'm trying to say...
>>683341183
>bill clinton
Top kek
>>683341185
Its all good, I might be busy too. How far are you by the way?
>>683341884
Qt
What are your plans for the week, anon? Set a goal for yourself. Do something productive or adventurous!
>>683341634
You mostly just have to know what formula to use for engineering.
And I can name a few Magic decks and armies in 40k that don't really need a strategy or much thought
>>683341735
>Rattle
>>683341779
Fran? I'm not sure of she can, or even would need to.
>>683341849
That's how I played Darius! And Leona
>tfw Dio isn't first reply
well im going to go take a shower
be back eventually
>>683341884
homu thread!!!!!
Mizore claimed.
>>683341554
Maybe I should do drama alert on the threads if there is any
>Joking
>>683341858
YOU'RE A NIGGER A NIGGER -Keemstar
Obligatory claim.
>>683342027
Frog legs are not on the menu anymore.
>because they are all mine
>>683342087
>>683340991
>>683342083
Pass the three exams I have, and play some magic
>>683342090
Have fun!
a a a a a a a a
Claiming best girlie!
>>683342214
>All yours
You know it dear, you can have them~ <3
>>683341779
good good, jttf stands no chance against the forces of dfc
>>683342124
prinz already does kek
>sachi claim
>>683342083
This gif is an adventure!
Also Sanae Claimed.
>>683342377
So much for being the keemstar of the thread
>>683342085
>>683342340
>>683342377
>rattle
ayyy this thread seems legit
the only claim that counts; teto
>>683342082
Alrighty. Just extracted Huey, so heading to Africa.
>>683340773
Jesus Christ that's messed up man. Sorry you had to go through that.
>>683341568
Thank you Renge. As long as they're in your heart it's all good. Wew lad that's straight morbid.
>>683341779
What's been dragging it out?
>Best idol claimed
>>683341884
these thread are LITERALLY fake and gay.
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Don't read my image.
Akiko claimed
New cancer report
5 morgana's
Good thing I'm playing my main
>>683342726
just like you
>>683342082
>cause I'm being watched
>>683342085
Kek I know that. I meant irl
>>683342123
Sup?
>>683342377
Dubs confirms it
>>683342640
Welcome to the thread dude
>>683342700
Shopping with mother and going to other places she want to go
>>683342682
I think they count
>>683342617
Rattle
>>683342864
I feel sorry for you. At least it's not 5 yasous or 5 karthuses
>>683342682
You can know sometimes. Like my waifu. Obviously not going to be growing much more.
In fact, this picture is of her when she's like, 19 i think is what it wound up at. Still DFC.
>>683342617
Hey Shizu!
>>683341884
sup niggers
>>683342682
>Flat chest is flat chest
Mah nigga
>>683342864
>5 morganas
Sexplain.
>>683342357
I don't really mind sharing them... but if you really want them to be all mine than im honored.
I messed it up but if you answered already, it's fine
QOTT: i know most of you dislike dio but here it is: can one realy concider a loli as part of DFC?
Dio: After all, they are undevelopped so you may never know wether they would still be DFC at a later age.
Flat chest is flat chest
>>683343037
Teamfights with 5 morganas are more cancerous, but it's fun blocking 5 ults with one zhonya
>>683343037
>>683343082
>Rattle
Hi hi. What's up?
>>683342700
Your pretty close to where I am then... I might have to go play tonight
>>683343001
Thought you might like that one. kek
>>683343083
Hey friend, did you find a ship?
>>683343037
>>683343078
>>683343142
Just leave it here
>>683343205
>>683343001
What do you mean irl?
>>683342640
Yay new people!
>>683343215
Oh boy.
5 zileans also sounds funny
>>683343142
I love this pic
>>683343168
All yours!
I want you to have 'em honey~ <3
>>683342682
smh loli means someone like Konata from LS looks younger than they are
Konata is 18 but looks 14 so yeah lolis count as flat-chested
>>683343168
one-for-all nigga, it's on this weekend
I'm already 9-2 with my main velkoz
>>683343339
I had that once
literally no one died after 20 mins
>>683342124
Keemstar quotes are great
>>683342140
>obligatory reply to Mr. Handy
>>683343205
Well both loli and DFC are disgusting, one is literally a child and the other looks like a twelve year old boy
>>683343389
>>683343205
Couldnt care less for titties, it's all about the ass
>>683343565
>Filename
God I miss f@g
>>683343001
spanx man
>>683343205
i think loli is underage, fullstop. if a character just happens to be dfc but of age then whats the problem? there actual people like that even sooo kek.
>>683343565
Why thank you, buddy.
>>683343284
Love it
>>683343339
Do you like real life girls being that flat?
>>683343565
>>683342124
CODE KEEM
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>>683343001
kek hang in there m8.
>>683343284
You'll probably get ahead, been grinding the hell outta materials lately
.
>>683343673
>all about the ass
AYY
I'm back.
>ugh
>>683343727
pls see >>683343453
thats my opinion
>>683343565
forgot to put that this was me
>>683343673
>>683343761
https://youtu.be/Swb-mCapn00
>>683343701
anytime, Hand-kun
>>683343701
Hey there, are you new to the threads?
Welcome!
>
>>683343761
Yeah you like that? BITCH
>>683343773
Ayy my nigga
>>683343859
>cringe compliation
lawl
>>683343230
Not much happened at work, we were busy since a lot of people wanted Chinese food for mother's day. then I ate my dinner, lo mein
>>683343550
Seems hilarious
>>683343727
I meant "flat as a guy" as "actual guys"
I'm a faggot
>>683343817
Hey! Where did you go again? And why are you upset?
>>683343284
>did you find a ship
i have a fleet
>>683343817
>boop
>>683343683
What brings you here?
>>683343761
;_;
>>683343891
He's one of the originals of thread lol
>>683344038
Oh
>>683343673
Get some of this ass below your (you)
>>683344094
You're here early
>>683343230
Doing an All Might character in ds3. It's fun running around riposting people yelling "DETROIT SMASH". What're you up to?
>>683343891
I-I-I-I-............~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>683343727
Haha glad you enjoyed that
>>683343761
Im just trying to get resources and do side quests
>>683344094
>a fleet
damn... Impressive
>That pic tho
>>683344337
>you're here early
IM HERE DRUNK
>>683344337
>>683344038
I didn't go anywhere, I just had some dinner and didn't post for a while. I'm feeling really angsty for whatever reason.
>I'm a faggot
kek
>>683344337
>loud noises
>>683344337
Shina OMG not this again!
I'm 16/2 now
Lazors too stronk
>>683344337
wew Shinoa.
>>683344423
>~~~~~~Hi~~~~~~~~~.....
>>683343339
AYYYYY good to see newfags arent always hated by default lol
>>683344038
dude chinese food is legit. my pie shop trades with the local takeout place almost daily.
>>683344452
You want Yuno to take advantage of you being drunk?
>>683344571
E-e-e-ERP?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
20-2 now
>>683344777
~Yuuko likes~~~~
>>683344337
ehh, just bored mostly!! lain and ubuu are super slow rn, so i thought id check /b/, and here we are!
plus why would i ever miss the chance to show off teto?? shes utimate queen of my kokoro
>>683343859
30 seconds in and I'm in tears.
>>683344029
Come at me and I'm gonna fucking smack ya- Keemstar
>>683344337
Find anything good for yourself?
>>683344445
Yeah sometimes that's more fun than the actual missions.
>>683344038
Sounds nice. Do you like busy days or slow days?
>>683344394
Lol. Yeah, that sounds pretty amusing. What weapon are you running? Something big and smashy, i take it.
>>683344689
yuno always takes advantage of me
FUCK i hurt my hips so bad it sucks
>>683344445
Oh yeah
>ONE off.
>Maki
>>683345050
What happened, drunk one?
>>683344777
>Don't steal my panties!!!!!!!11111!!~~~~~~~~
>>683344337
Yeah.
>>683344508
Look up snakes on hats
Well, I am
>>683344602
These are nice threads
I know, we did the same thing with a neighboring frozen yogurt store
>>683344540
Lasers man, lasers
>>683344850
Get the penta!
>>683344777
>>683344877
You best invite me. Those trips and dubs have me all hot and bothered
Oh, yuuko how was your pizza?
>>683345016
Busy days are nice, they go really fast
>>683344571
Ruri.
>>683344777
Nice.
>>683344877
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>>683345171
i fell. and landed like... flat on my front, hurt muh tits and my hips slammed so fucking hard my god
they're all bruised and shit
>im super small so atleast i didn't fall that far right
>>683344445
I did but sad that you were off by 1
>>683344452
Oohh girl
>>683344512
Get her!
>>683344456
>>683344571
>
>>683344508
>giggles
>>683344950
Kokoro?
>>683344957
Wasn't looking for my stuff. Mod focused on finding her gifts
>>683345250
was good at the time of eating it, but the regret is real.
>>683345308
~~~~~~ERP ~~queen~~~~ obeys~~~~~
>>683345016
Nah my dude, All Might's a superhero so I'm using fist weapons. Right now using the caestus, but end game goal is the Demon Fist. pic related
>Barry
>>683344957
Yeah. They are great
>>683345097
REEEEE so damn close
>>683345494
Dont remind me... :/
>>683345250
I can never put hats on my snakes, they're too jumpy.
>feelsbadman
>>683345494
>rp noises
>>683345250
Not gonna ask a question that'll make shit awkward so I'll say you do you, and I do me
Shinoa
>>683345050
>yuno always takes advantage of me
NOW THATS JUST BULLSHIT
>>683345494
Make me!
Best Waifu:
http://www.LiLiGameuse.com/?id=1224508
>>683345417
It's time for you to stop drinking for tonight, drunk one~
>What's your name, btw?
>>683345676
Sorry m8
>>683345677
>forgetting the E in front of rp
>
>>683345755
WHOA! You take advance of her?!
>mfw
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
Rory returns
>>683346033
Welcome back, flame.
>>683345494
yeah bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSKgxNkMGFw
doki doki muthafuckaaa
in other news my neighbors are setting off small bombs and its not even out of the ordinary any more. dont ever move into a white trash neighborhood guys.
>>683345899
i wasn't drunk when i fell though :C
i was totally normal and sober, i just went to step up a curb and instead of going up the curb i stubbed my toe and made myself look like a fucking idiot
also my name is hannah
>>683345755
don't lie, you take advantage of me whenever you can
>notthaticomplain
>>683345988
Shinoa, i swear to fucking god....
>>683346033
seriously, who drew her and thought it looked good?
>>683345250
Yeah i understand that feeling. I always like slower days because i tend to be borderline OCD when it comes to how neat and tidy i like things (at work only) so the extra time just makes me happy.
>>683345673
Oh got it. Sounds fun then lol
>>683346181
Very smooth. How'd the ground taste?
>>683346181
Yes.. I TOTALLY savaged that glass ass of yours
>Sarcasim
>>683345417
I messaged you on discord btw
>>683345988
Its all good, your dubs make up for my failure
>>683346101
Thanks Hand-kun
>>683346320
Clearly a lot of people find her good looking.
>>683346357
>still dont know Gasai
>is it some kind of vegetable
>>683345494
Ah, well find anything good for her?
>>683345676
topkek. Have you had access to Quiet yet? I think she's available after a side op but don't know when.
>>683346598
Don't mention it, beautiful.
>>683346598
Its the last name you'll hear before you die
>>683345671
No regrets, only pizza
>>683345677
Oh well
>>683345697
Best way to have the conversation. Though I went in wanting to make you squirm a bit, I'm a dick
>>683346141
Oh shit, glad nothing happens in Wisconsin. Aside for snow and people being drunk in their garages
>>683346348
I kinda Zen out on the tasks, especially breaking the stems off peapods
>>683346181
Why are short girls always klutzes?
>>683346181
That's your real name or you waifu's? Because I meant to ask you your waifu's name~
>i just went to step up a curb and instead of going up the curb i stubbed my toe and made myself look like a fucking idiot
Shit happens, I once felled down stairs in an arena where about a hundred people saw me lol
>>683345999
>tfw nobody checks em
>>683346598
Mfw people like this shit
>>683346033
Heyyyy
>>683346141
I live in a semi ghetto place so I'm good and too cute!
>>683346218
>>683346357
You savaged her butt?!
>>683346374
Super cute!
>>683346634
If I had the money, I'd buy her a mansion but I got her a $50 Godiva box of chocolates
>>683346860
SARCASIM DID YOU NOT FUCKING SEE THE GREEN TEXT INDICATING I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
>>683346835
>>683346988
>checked
>>683346988
>>683346634
Yeah I got her, She is really helpful on missions. The side op for her will come up after a mission, cant remember which one though...
>>683346860
Thanks! You too :)
>>683346348
DELICIOUS
nah it was actually disgusting
>>683346357
RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE
>>683346799
muh waifu is hotaru
I am hannah
I'm a clumsy person it sucks, i hurt myself accidentally
>>683346779
BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING UP
>>683345258
Heyo, Galko.
Hope you and your snake are doing well!
>>683345671
>Hit me up for some hardcore Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, 4x4 animal style ERP'ing.
>>683346855
Oh hi Dio
>>683346756
I doubt that, Ms Vegetable
>that is now your name
>>683346860
Eyyyyy
>ship still building?
>>683346357
>>683346984
>sarcasim
do you not see the red underline or does your computer just let you look like an idiot?
>>683345988
I've never ERPed and I never will.
>ever
>>683347170
Whats the point in running, you queers outnumber me every single time
>>683347263
I AM THE PRINCESS OF ALL SAYIANS
>>683347270
You wanna die hoe?
>>683345021
Oh shit, check this meme out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ani_6IRV20A
>>683346860
That's sweet, wew she'll enjoy that. Who can resist chocolate?
>>683346984
Haha, your grave just keeps getting deeper and deeper.
>>683347103
Alright I'll keep my eyes peeled.
>>683347270
Savage
>>683347208
>>683347472
Shut yo whore mouth nigga, or I'll fist ye with an hot iron
>>683346779
Nah I was afraid to ask if you're gay, female or trans tbh
>>683346984
What green text?
>>683347103
Her blinkings!!!!
>>683347263
Our ship is done building and is stronk af. I'm just bring more ships into port now
>>683347419
Not ever the erp queen?
Hehe
>>683347472
No one!
>>683347170
Nice to meet you! You got some drunk stories to share?~
>>683346984
No one reads that
>>683347170
Good point.
I'm surprised one of my friends in highschool actually survived to be honest. She bruises if you like her with any force. She got lost in a straight hall way at a stadium, I don't know how.
>>683347419
Guess I will get that virginity then
>>683346779
>drunk in their garages
lmao yeah its pretty much that, just with more guns and explosives and children who just wont shut up
at least snow can be fun tho right?
>>683346860
the best of both worlds!!!
>>683347170
Delicious delicious ground. Play any Neptunia?
>>683347263
Dio's gone, but don't worry
I still hate Rory
>>683347419
ERP is almost as disgusting as Rory and her massive thigh gap
>>683347461
that's adorable darling
>>683347419
Ayy
The ERP resistance gains another member :^)
>>683347472
Saw it a few hours ago
Pretty good meme
>>683347574
>>683347624
>>683347725
One these days Ima kill ya
>>683347754
your references are on point~
>>683347472
Sounds good. I will wait for you my Idol ;)
>>683347574
hehe
>cute pic contest inbound?
Hey.
I went to see my grandmother today. She's a really sweet old lady, I don't think I'd trade her for the world. My actual mother was at her own mother's house, so I didn't spend much time with her today. I hung out with my father, though. My relationship with my parents is an odd one.
Happy Mother's Day again, /waifu/.
>>683347754
>ERP resistance
The only group worth joining.
>>683347675
NOT YET! i will soon i promise, i'm just out a lot.
I'll let it download tonight so i can play it tomorrow!
>>683347624
>lost in a straight hall
the fuck, i've never managed to do something that stupid that i remember
>i probably have
>>683347584
>drunk stories
NOPE, i dont like being drunk, i get buzzed and thats technically "drunk" to me
>>683347461
>outnumbered
Yes, yes you are. so fucking accept it
>>683347574
Oh, that makes sense. I'm a guy, but kind of a skeleton
>>683347668
Most shooting is kept to only hunting, but there is a ton of that up here.
It can be, until you have to shovel it a few times a day because it keeps blowing back onto your driveway!
>>683347862
I tried to send guys for that. And you can't kill me, Fran wouldn't let you
Popping in to say hi before i go to sleep. >Goodnight everyone <3
>sleepy hugs
>>683348009
Screw you homo
>>683348009
No rush. Was just curious.
>>683348119
I'll massacre the entire goddamn human population
You're running on barrowed time
>>683348009
Ah, it was a stadium hallway.
Straight or not, that shit's confusing sometimes.
>>683348263
>barrowed time
>>683348123
Goodnight!~
>explosive hug
>>683348009
Aww.. Oh well, good luck on your ship Hotaru/Hannah~
Holy fuck I ended up winning 32/4
It was a good game
>>683347566
I'm not the one you should be doing that to.
>>683347574
Damn straight.
>>683347754
Frank never ceases to amaze.
>>683347913
Such a qt,
>>683347668
>>683347913
>>683347926
Too cute!
>>683347862
No you won't. You love me too much. Not as much as her tho
>>683348119
I'm a hungry skelly too. But I'm slowing getting gains. Thanks /fit/ we're all gonna make it brah
>>683348123
Hibye!
>>683348460
>Holy fuck I ended up winning 32/4
>winning 32/4
>winning
Congratulations!
>>683347208
Thanks, I'm doing alright.
>hopefully the snake is doing well, I can't exactly ask her
>>683347574
Never.
>>683347624
,':^)
>>683347725
>>683347754
Ayy.
>>683348335
>stadium hallway
I've never really been to a stadium stadium
I've been to like drift rallys as a kid
>>683348396
the ship is always sailing
MY FLEET IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>683348131
pist?
>>683348155
im super excited to play it to be honest
>>683348517
Oh my "my idol"?
Shinoa
>>683348123
farewell
>yuuko
>>683348610
>MY FLEET IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>>683348578
Perfect gif for saying that dude lol
Shinoa
>>683348009
She asked where the restroom was, I said that you go to the hall and turn right and it would be there in about 200 feet. She called me 5 minutes later from the other end of the stadium completely lost.
>>683348123
Night
>>683348335
She had to walk 250 feet with only two turns
>>683348263
But not me, hand, tomo, Shizuru, Ruri, megumin and fran, we won't die
>>683348460
Shit
>>683348527
I'm going to try to over the summer
Fran
I love these threads. Everybody's so nice
bake next, im dying of sleeep
>>683348517
Your the qt here <3
>Milinda
>>683348571
Hey Shira, how've you been?
It was a one for all game of league so maybe only half win
the rotating game modes are a lot of fun though
>Akiko
>>683348776
Heads up, since we're thin, it won't show much progress till it's around the 4 month mark. Cause most progress shows around the 2 month mark
>>683348517
>>683348527
Faggots
>>683348610
Oh no sweetheart! I'm just ABSOLUTELY LIVID
>>683348776
Gonna kill EVERYONE to make sure you're dead
>Yuno
>>683347862
>>683348263
It's cute you think it's so simple
I'll forgive your edgelord behavior becauce your
probably 14
>>683348578
I'll join the apparent anti-ERP coalition, always great to take out the trash
>kurumi
>>683348610
>drift rallies?
I don't know what those are?
You've never been to like a sports stadium?
Shit's strange.
Also, you seem pretty neat.
>who is your waifu tho
>>683348776
>250 feet with only two turns
Bro I can't even navigate 100 feet with one turn without running into a wall.
I'm a clumsy goddamn fuck.
>>683348806
>Everybody's so nice
I feel it.
>I came to harass the weebs and claim a waifu
>I stayed for the hospitality
>>683348998
Ah, I've been good. Got to be with family today, realized how much I enjoy the company of my grandmother.
>Shiragami
>>683349150
>Oh no sweetheart! I'm just ABSOLUTELY LIVID
That a TFS quote?
>Shizuru
>>683349175
>Joining the Anti-ERP League
Hell yeah
>>683349373
are we all ignoring this bread
is it because it's whole grain?
