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Food Cringe.
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I'll dump what I got
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>>683337405
A-are those cheerios and... green beans?

Also, contributing.
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How is any of this cringe?
Vomit inducing is a more fitting term.
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>>683337697
It sure is, more Cheerios here
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>>683337452
That cation parties with that horrible food makes me genuinely mad. I can't be the only one
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>>683337193
I'd eat it
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>>683338569
oh shit winegums.
best candy
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>>683338474
Fucking gross
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>>683338233
sublime, also chekd
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OC contribution
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>>683339243
akshly luks gud
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>>683338913

Toothpaste isn't food. Idiot.
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>>683337193
this seems kind of clever.
i've never tried it, nor would i, but it might be good.
finally we can stop paying ludacris prices for boxes of macaroni with included cheese packets.
by buying bulk noodles and squeeze cheese from secondary markets, you could save entire dollars
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>>683339373
but there was a secret collection basin under the sink right? right?
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>>683339373

I bet they did that because the milk was spoiled
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>>683338569
horse meat uncooked unpacked even, spinachy paste, jelly and candy, shameful waste
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>>683339373
reported
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>>683339348
Tell us anon what is it you've made
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>>683339373
>You're a monster
>You're a maniac

Mods ban this fucking psycho
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>>683339348
Ham, can spinach and some risotto looking thing? That's not cringe, just bachelor chic.
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>>683337738
Thiskillstheman.jpg
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>>683339966
nice trip dub dub
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>>683333333
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>>683339435
I don't know what's better. You can get the box mac and cheese for about 3 for a dollar but then you have to buy milk and butter to make it. At the dollar store you can get a pound of mac and a tub of cheese for $1 each.
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i maded these

yes the bread is cheap and whatnot but idgaf they were good.
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>>683339409
it's a melted candy cane, faggot
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>>683337738
Fucking savage
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>>683340180
but then youre buying your food at the dollar store
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>>683340199
those don't look bad. I'd definitely eat those.
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>>683339373
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>>683340322
lost
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>>683340199
WHATS IN THE FUCKING MEAT!
also checked
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>>683339255
Chekd
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>>683340199
Do they taste as good as they look
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>>683340199
Those look awesome anon, enjoy them.
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Tempeh. Don't eat that stuff if you value your life. Ate half package thinking it would be healthy like miso: spent two days with diarrhea, nausea and terrible belly pains.
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>>683340473
are you blind or something?
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oc
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>>683340527

It was like Emma Watson ripped a ripe wet fart in my face whilst I got a blowjob from Hillary Clinton.
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>>683341678
that is my fetish
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>>683341875
so is this a thing people eat or did they cook this to be an asshole
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>>683337891
>fancy bread and water
for the slav with taste
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>>683342543
this is literally what my cat's puke looks like
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>>683342510
I'm a multi millionaire (I own several chain kids lemonade stands at some local orphanages down here in uganda) but these are still my guilty pleasure every once in a while
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>>683339435
>ludacris
ayy lmao
try again
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>>683342877
>I own several chain kids lemonade stands
>I own several chain kids
are the kids chained to the lemonade stands?
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>>683339409
clean your teeth while you eat
>faggot
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From FB land

Photo caption and I quote " Valentine's day with **** this took me an hour and a half to make... because I only had one pan but worth seeing her happy — feeling blessed."
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>>683343692
Hey man chips on pizza is godlike
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>>683340400
Don't open the trash
DON'T OPEN THE TRASH!
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>>683341997
It's called Stargaze Pie I believe
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>>683343980

Dunno if that tastes good, but there are recipes with coca cola marinade, and that actually tastes pretty nice.
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>>683344113
yeah coca cola marinade aint bad, but i cant see fucking powerade marinade tasting like anything orther than a clown's asshole
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>>683344377
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>>683344377
Wouldn't a clown's asshole taste like whipped cream and dead dreams?
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>>683344377
>>683344499

maximum check and ultra kek
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>>683342342
this shit was in icarly right?
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>>683339373
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>683343378
Obviously. How else would you keep them from running away?
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>>683339435
Found the jew
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>>683342342
>>683344619
Yes, and they're actually quite good.
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I feed my 16yo sister cum sandwiches when she visits, does that count?
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>>683343530
Nothing wrong with this, it just shows they put effort to make something for someone
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>>683344560
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>>683344994
Leave and don't ever come back
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>>683345198
Why?
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>>683336104
at first I thought


>"eggs and ketchup, sounds alright"

... popcorn. Fucking popcorn.
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>>683345039
this triggers me
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>>683344795
Oh yea. Recipe.
To start with, heat up a Totino's pizza, and in a bowl, prepare two servings of ramen (in 1 cup water). Also, on a plate, prepare a tortilla.
Next, add about two little packages of Papa John's mozzarella cheese powder and Papa John's red hot pepper bits, to the ramen. Microwave it for three minutes.
Now, once the pizza is done (Instructions on the box) place it on the tortilla, cover the top with ketchup, add more Papa John's pepper and cheese to this, and place another tortilla, (margarine coated side downward) onto the pizza.
Cut this into 8 slices.
Take the ramen out, add more pepper to it, about 1 Chop Chop packet of soy sause, and half a scoop of your favorite hot-coco powder to it, and mix well.
Put it all on the plate like so (see picture), and microwave it for 1 minute.
Lastly add a bit more of that cheese powder to the top. Makes it more presentable.
Serve with your best drink (Tonight I'm featuring Code Red Mountain Dew) and enjoy.

I call it The American Dream.
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You people make me sick
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>>683345565
Hey is this at Trader's Village?
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>>683345299
Oh you know
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>>683345565
Oh europlebs
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>>683345729
Enlighten me
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>>683345521
seems like something I would eat when I'm hungry as fuck in the middle of the night
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>>683339435
Ain't you getting that government cheese?
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>>683339435
Not boiling some pasta, adding cheese sauce and ground beef along with spices for an actual meal
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>>683345027

excuse me?
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>>683346043
I have learned that if you add this much pepper to anything, you cannot taste the meal, not even the drink.
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>>683340199
Fat ass.
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>>683346336

>not being able to eat 3 burgers

fuck off you anorexic vaping crossfitting cunt.
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>>683336104
You mother fuckers better not be wasting this food. You spoiled little fucking brats.
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>>683342342
triggered
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>>683337697

:'(
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>>683345565
>mfw i saw a coworker enter a bathroom stall with microwave ramen
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>>683346501
Love you too
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>>683346315
>the drink
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>>683345039
cuz wine and pancakes for dinner is always a good combo. more like mimosas and pancakes at least...
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>>683346531
Sounds like dad
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>>683340199
I made like 10 burgers today and the damned dog ate half of them.
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spinach scrambled eggs, Monterey cheese, garnished with cilantro and Torchy's Diablo sauce.
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>>683346934
should have only gave him 1 then, dumbass
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>>683344377
>clown's asshole
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Bought these bad boys today
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>>683337738
i did this before while high and tbh wasnt bad at all
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>>683347206
wtf is that abortion of a meal?
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>>683345026
why
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>>683347206

>so greasy my ass started leaking
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>>683347428

I assume they are sloppy joes
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>>683345728

lol
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>>683341875
i thought it was a myth
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>>683337738
I'm ok with that
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>>683337891
Chili dog
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>>683347206
this is literally what a bloody cow shit with a bun on top looks like
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>>683345026
how?
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>>683340322
>tabs
Kek
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>>683347125
Atx bro?
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>>683346706
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>>683347751
good pun friend
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>>683341875
This is actually really good. You don't have to eat the fishheads.
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>>683347206
That literally looks like someone diarrhea shit in between hamburger buns
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>>683341875
This doesn't seem that bad to me..?
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>>683338264
that actually looks nice
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>>683346889
I was wondering if someone would think that when I wrote it. Don't waste food (12 cornflakes ended up in the garbage)
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>>683342497
ultimate kek
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>>683347206
I saw this and immediately started laughing
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>>683342673
this is so accurate it hurts
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>>683340199
they look good
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>>683348286
i dont want to eat anything that stares at me
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>>683348407

haha same that looks worse than the dickey's 6/$5
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>>683340811
if that is dog food kill yourself
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>Order pepperoni
>Get this
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Fuck then eat
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>>683342342
>spaghetti tacos

fun fact: those can be pretty good and i want to fuck a year young icarly
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>>683347206
That looks like a 600 pound diabetic man's diarrhea
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>>683343980
Male Chef
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Saving this bread with some good lookin' food.
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>>683348011
Oh shit man what have you done?
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>>683348668
looks like someone took a dump on your pizza
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>>683343980
You will never win megatron
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>>683337697
Boy, do they fill you up!
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>>683348952
Hell yeah, my dude. That post takes me back to Wednesday.
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>>683348952
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Call me retarded, but I learned from school lunches that baby carrots/carrot sticks and pizza are a pretty good combo
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>>683337697
I threw up
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>>683349131
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>>683346501
kek'd
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>>683348952
nigger that jobcorps tier
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>>683349215
You're retarded. But yeah it is a pretty good combo
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>>683349364
No, you didn't.
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>>683339373
Someome plz tell me wtf this is
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>>683349112
What?
>>683349427
Ditto. What?
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>>683349008
Only what I do to everything else that dares love me.
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>>683345565
> hey man you gonna eat that burger
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>>683349461
why is that spagheti in a vase?
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>>683349620
So fucking true.

...what?
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>>683348668
Looks like plastic left in the sun
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>>683349397
>Kid Cuisine

you murifucks actually feed this shit to your kids?
now everything makes sense
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>>683343980
Gatorade brined turkey is actually fucking amazing.
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>>683349693
Why the living fuck are you asking me?
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>>683347966
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>>683349744
I'm British, I just posted it. Calm down son.
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>>683336104
i vomited and had diarrhea today.
i am about to do both again
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>>683338264
coldest tortilla ever
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>>683348668
forget to take the plastic off
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>>683349954
Wrong, it's just shit cheese.
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>>683349755
Calm down edge master general
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>>683340199
microwaved ketchup.

Total Cringe/10
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>>683348668

this is very sad :(
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>>683350023
how do u know
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>>683350111

>microwaved

nigger are you fucking retarded???
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>>683349074
dude i fuckin died
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>>683348668
this must be american.
only those fatfucks would put fake ass cheese on pizza
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>>683349708
hory sheet
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>>683349915
Looks like pic related
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>>683350213
Because unlike you, I'm not retarded enough to think shit cheese is plastic.

>>683350074
>salty
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>>683345565
The fucking hair on the floor makes this picture somehow more revolting. Is there anything less clean than the stall in a public bathroom? Fucking degenerate.
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>>683347206
Is there even a bottom bun? Why?
I cant stop laughing.
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>>683349708

is that shit raw?
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>>683350583

this video is absolutely brilliant
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>>683345521
i'd eat that
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How much do you think this guy pulls down in tips per night?
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>>683345026
when
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>>683342543
Tbh probably wasn't that bad
They just need to work on the aesthetic part of gastronomy
I've made some stuffed bell peppers that looked great until I cooked them and the filling looked like grey hairballs and cat vomit
Tasted delicious but I didn't account for the juices from the peppers soaking up the color from the mushrooms and the feta cheese turned watery from the bell pepper juice
But I'll be damned if they weren't great
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>>683351223

If I wanted to wait 45 minutes for some overpriced fagotty ass hipster drink I'd go to the nearest gay bar.
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>>683351643
Yeah, l go to gay bars too from time to time
Only for the drinks, though ;)
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>>683351071

pllzzzz more
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>>683349605
Is her man the most niggery nigger who ever niggered?
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>>683351223
>I'll have a stale bong hit and scotch, please
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>>683351643

you think gay bars have fancy drinks? someones never been to a gay bar....
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>>683351223
I bet that cocktail tastes fucking magical
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>>683349605
I feel like that sentence is not complete.

"I know how to keep my man."

Keep your man what?

What do you want to keep your man, Twitterwoman?
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Flatmate made this a few nights ago
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>>683349693
It's pronounced vaas
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>>683351643
>>683351223

It's quite literally just smoke infused rum....
>rinse decantor with rum (pressure vaporizes any non infused rum)
>pour rum onto smoking wood in a pot
>let sit
>pour infused rum into decantor to cool
>Serve rum
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>>683348668
Enjoying the souls of the damned there?
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>>683348520
>implying all the meat you have ever consumed didn't come from a once living, breathing animal.
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>>683347751
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>>683351071

>the end when the chip breaks in half

GOD THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
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>in charge of mash potatoes everytime a holiday comes around
>I just throw some cheese, butter, seasoning, and some milk in and then mash the fuck out of it
>family acts like I'm some sort of cooking god
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>>683337697
is that the mayo, mustard and bologne cake?
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>>683352860

Hey, I don't see any fat people out there getting any of that. Go figure.
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>>683342673
Omg I just died.. this so much
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>>683342497
Underrated
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>>683342543

Looks like milksteak
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>>683348668
please tell me you weren't a little cuck and actually got your money back
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>>683352369
he should go see a doctor. there is blood in his stool
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>>683347206
fuck this shit cracked me up good
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>>683352369
"ew, thats so fucking bad im going to save it and post it on 4chan to make me feel better about myself!"
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>>683352663
It's easier to ignore that when the dead animal's face isn't intact and staring at me.
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>>683353821
lol wut
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>>683351223
>>683352545

Tried anything like this? Is it just a gimmick or is there a flavour and is it good?

I was watching some cocktail videos last night and was thinking of trying it myself.
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>>683352955
>>I just throw some cheese, butter, seasoning, and some milk in and then mash the fuck out of it
>no potatoes

You actually are a god.
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>>683353968
Never tried it myself. I'm not much for expensive food/drink. The fanciest place I've ever been was taking my fiance for steaks at Ruth's Chris.
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>>683353157
needs a side of jellybeans to be a true milksteak
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>>683353754
lol who wrote this
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>>683353821
Are you the room mate
Learn2sauc
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>>683354196
You know what I meant
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>>683349708
I feel like the acidity of the pineapple would pretty much make everything else pointless
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>>683352955
nobody ever actually mashes the potatoes. That is very classy of you anon. Are there any clumps In there at all cuz I like some clumps in my mash taters that are actually made of mashed potatoes.
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>>683344709
Cut off their legs
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>>683351947

Gay bars have pretty ace dancefloors too brah
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>>683354843
No shit, that's how we always grew up eating them. Moved out to the midwest to live with my fiance and her family uses a Kitchenaid mixer to whip them. Can suck the goddamn things through a straw. I fucking hate that shit.

>potatoes
>cream
>salt, pepper
>butter

Mash them up with granny's potato masher.
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>>683345026
Where?
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>>683345026
Who?
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>>683347206
I'm laughing like a retard
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>>683349605
>Mac, Check
>Cheese, Check
>Corn, Check,
>Hard Boiled Eggs, Check
>Lattrel, Che..., Lattrel, Lattrel
Shaniqwa where the fuck is lattrel
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>>683337738
I do that i mean chocolate and orange mix well
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>>683339373
MODS
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>>683349693
Obviously because someone dressed like a genie had to carry it there on their head. Why else would the spaghetti be in a vase.
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>>683347206

These are chili burgers from tommy's in southern California and I swear to god they are actually really delicious.
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>>683340500
Checkd
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>>683339243
If you're going to eat bananas with ketchup on them you shouldn't do it by a computer
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>>683356099
Now you're just doing it for attention
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>>683356099
Checd
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>>683339373
I've called the police.
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>>683356023
okay but like, what happens to the bottom bun, do you eat the slop with a spoon ?

many questions such as these
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>>683349131
am i missing something? waffles and ice cream is the shit. ad some fruit and it is even better.
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>>683336104
Go back to your disgusting shithole you piece of shit.
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>>683337452
seasoned noodles and cheese on bread.
not lying. I'd try this.
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>>683337738
depending on the cookie, this works frighteningly well.
it's high on the list of "shit that shouldn't work but does."
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>>683345026
What
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>>683349779
Hey, that makes three of us.
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>>683340199
They're still on the microwave plate from what I can tell, which can only lead me to believe you microwaved them with the lettuce on them. you sicken me.
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>>683346531
>popcorn covered in ketchup
>food
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>>683352369
Is that tobacco sauce and beef. Also why is your mate flat did he accidentally get stepped on by a bronchiosaurus
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>>683356959
>tobacco sauce
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>>683342510
Only Maruchan (if not buying more expensive asian ones).
Fuck Nissan Top ramen.

If you don't want soup? Make two packs, one chicken, one chili. After noodles boiled, strain, throw in bowl, add both seasoning packets and a reasonable (not paula dean sized serving) piece of butter.
Mix that shit, and eat chili-chicken flavored noddles. Tasty as shit, embarrassing as fuck.

If you want to pretend you are eating real food, throw some frozen peas and carrots in with the noodles to cook, and chives from your garden (if you have 4 inches by 4 inches of soil, you can grow some fucking chives).
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>>683357117
meant tobasco it kept auto correcting to tobacco. Which is just spicey sauce. If you're not in murica you might know it by a different name
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>>683344619
You should feel shamed for knowing that.
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>>683337738
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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>>683343530
Hey anon, could you please pass the eggs. I hope you made enough, I am starving.
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Jail food, people in jail are really good at making things out of ramen noodles.
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>>683338088
did your autism flare up while typing because nobody knows what the fuck you've just said.
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>>683353929
>>683354389
Yes I am the room mate
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>>683343530
That shit does not take an hour and a half to make.
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>>683347206
Jesus Christ, did you buy them from a school cafeteria?
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>>683349605
Mac and cheese and fresh sweet corn not the canned shit is manna from heaven.
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>>683357370
yeah, they'd know it as Tabasco sauce, which is what it's called, you fucking retard.
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>>683357370
I'm from America and I use hotsauce all the time I was just laughing at tobacco sauce
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>>683349708
i have the sinking suspicion that that might actually be edible.... which terrifies me.
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>>683345026
what?
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>>683358230
Sinking suspicion, huh? So it's less and less suspicious the more you look at it?
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>>683353032
Yes
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>>683338088
Hey compufags, Decrypt ^ that one no?
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>>683357700
You're a gentleman and a scholar for admitting it. Next time, add another can or two of tomato paste or sauce, then add basil, oregano, black pepper, and garlic. Simple, yet perfect.
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>>683349744
Its the ramen noodle of childrens food. It tastes good when you've had nothing good to eat for months.When your family is so poor, shit macaroni, a shit brownie that is lava hot, and chicken nuggets when you've had crackers and cheese for 7 days are like mana from heaven.
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>>683357943
Tobasco sauce is a brand dipshit. It is not unreasonable to assume that an American brand might not be sold in a different country. Go fucking travel fag
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>>683357497
Ok, but you have to eat them ALL!!!
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>>683345026
fuckin saved
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>>683357826
They said they only had one pan m9
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>>683347751
underrated
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>>683349131
Is that the fucking mensural blood waffle?
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>>683338088
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>683348668
my aunt is hardcore white trash and i can confirm, this is 'murrican cheese on pizza. Looks nasty, tastes fucking nasty. muh childhood.
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>>683359101
It's TABASCO.

Named after the pepper, named after the region in mexico. They have TABASCO sauce pretty much everywhere. I actually just saw a travel show the other day and some guys in fucking Turkey were using it.

But that's beside the point.

It's TABASCO.

T A B A S C O
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