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Ok fags some of you already know the drill.
>Omegle: go there
>Interests: Tumblr
>Mention that you are Dan
>Post good results
LETS GO FAGS!
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On it
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>>683332607
kek let's go /b/ro
dis gone b gud
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Keep the thread alive
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: Hi Dan
You: MY AUTISM IS TAKING OVER
Stranger: That's racist
You: Do you... Do you like My Little Pony? Fluttershy is my favourite.
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>683332989
Thank you anons :)
Bumping for peace
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>>683333049
Good job, screencap next time.
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>>683333189
Would take too long to post the pic in word or something then save it

Plus I don't want you to see my bookmarks
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey, ugly!
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: Hey, Dan.
You: Do you... Do you like My Little Pony? Cause Fluttershy is my favourite.
Stranger: LMAOOO
Stranger: What.
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: Hi
Stranger: holaa
Stranger: como estás
You: I'm dan :)
Stranger: shit
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Stranger: don't you dare be adorable
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: no
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hey, I'm Dan
Stranger: stop
Stranger: what does this mean
Stranger: who is dan
Stranger has disconnected.

Lmao
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: I'm Dan :)
Stranger: I'm Miranda
You: Do you like My Little Pony?
Stranger: Lmao Yeah sure
You: Cool
Stranger: Lol yas
You: What about anime?
You: and manga?
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http://logs.omegle.com/45c4d77
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>>683333973
MLP Gets us bonus points
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>>683334180
bump
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/b/r0s
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who'll literally own me, have me buy her stuff off her amazon wishlist, do her homework..etc. No catch!!!
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: i fucking hate all you god damn small dicked dan Cis-gendered fucks
Stranger: Go back to where you came from and stop trying to ruin our omegle talks on tumblr
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: You think it's funny to ruin other people's day
Stranger: Man your the reason we need to rid the world of chauvinistic pigs like you
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>>683334599
you da real mvp
and check'd
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Cut off first part due to length

Stranger: OH
Stranger: MY
Stranger: GOODNESS
You: Oh
You: my
You: badness
You: Do you have any snoo?
Stranger: snoo?
Stranger: i
Stranger: dont
Stranger: think
Stranger: soo
You: Oh
You: :(
Stranger: i
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: bb
You: Do you know what it is?
Stranger: nope
You: Ask me what it is
Stranger: What is snoo
You: What's snoo?
Stranger: Idk whats snoo
You: Nothing really, what's snoo with you!!!!?
You: badda ba ba ba da bamp!
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Yo
Stranger: Hi what's your name?
You: Dan
Stranger: Hi Dan, I'm Danielle
You: Nice to meet you *tips fedora*
Stranger: You seem like a real gentleman
You: Thank you, m'lady
You: Do you perhaps engage in the recreational activity of observing the My Little Pony epics?
Stranger: Like the kids show!?
You: IT IS NOT A FUCKING KIDS SHOW
You: HOW DARE YOU
You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: *triggered*
You: I challenge you to a duel
Stranger: Suck my fucking cock, anon
Stranger: *mushroomslaps you ferociously*
You: harder daddy
Stranger: WOOP DOOP DIDDLY DOOP
Stranger: plz don't post this convo
Stranger has disconnected.

WHO TOLD THEM WHO WE ARE?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan
You: No, I'm Dan
You: o.O
Stranger: /b/ro
You have disconnected.

I was too autistic to think of anything to say, sorry /b/ro
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>>683334772

... you've met another /b/tard, you retarded fucking faggot
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>>683334772
>Stranger: Like the kids show!?
>You: IT IS NOT A FUCKING KIDS SHOW
>You: HOW DARE YOU
>You: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Stranger: Lmao
You: HI
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: Hey Dan
Stranger: I like your name
You: Thanks
Stranger: Very clean and simple
Stranger: Like how we trade guns with foreign nations for their troops
Stranger: And how we support and fund their war almost
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Interests?
Stranger: Oh, well i enjoy stuffing nuts into my mouth
Stranger: I'm squirrelkin
You: do you recognize this gay blwojob?
Stranger: ??
You: nah nevermind
You: it's not important
You: so nuts
You: they must tatse good
You: what's your favorite kind of nut?
Stranger: I only do it with acorn nuts otherwise it would be a heinous crime against the squirrels and I may be brutally raped by them
You: oo brutal
You: but that's my fetish, i duno about you
Stranger: Whoa I don't get anything sexual out of that i'm a squirrel how could I find that sexual
You: I dunno how squirrels work man you tell me
You: like do they just wack each other cause they like a good nut or reproductive shit?
Stranger: Whoa? you're trying to make the things I do seem sexual just because i'm squirrelkin? and you would think that I would do something to hurt my innocent squirrel friends
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: People like you are mentally fucked
You: I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you
stranger disconnected

which one of you faggots was this
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>>683334967
it's good man
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: HELLO???
You: hey :)
Stranger: who dis
You: sharon
You: from ohio
Stranger: sup shawty
You: whats your name
Stranger: dis lamar
Stranger: from michigain
You: thats great how black are you
You: in inches
Stranger: 8=======================================D
You: jesus christ dan
Stranger: HOW'D YOU KNOW
You: hahahaha /b/ro
Stranger: *high five*
You: *high five*
You have disconnected.

i still laughed so it's cool
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>>683335316
>You: do you recognize this gay blwojob?
I love how you checked to see if he's from /b/.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: hello :)
You: Guess my name
Stranger: Michael
Stranger: idk
Stranger: what is it
You: NO IT'S DAN YOU FUCKWIT
Stranger: i am sorry
Stranger: guess my name
You: Is it Michael?
Stranger: no
You: Is it Chad?
Stranger: no
Stranger: my name is Andy
You: Hello Andy
Stranger: Hello Dan
You: Oh god
You: My autism
You: It's taking over
You: Do you like MLP?
Stranger: not really haha
You: Why the hell not?
You: It's fucking fantastic
Stranger: i just havent seen it
You: Go and watch it now
You: And report back to me
You: Watch it right no
You: w
You: Or so help me god
Stranger: what should i search? haha
You: ML FUCKING P, WHAT ELSE?
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You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: f
You: im Dan
You: an M
Stranger: im jasmin
Stranger: im really horny
You: do you like anime / manga?
the person then left :c
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: HULLO?
Stranger: once upon a time
You: A man named
Stranger: bye
Stranger: the end*
Stranger: fuck
You: ...
Stranger: how could i screw that up
You: Fucking autist
Stranger: thanks man
You: Dan?
You: That you?
Stranger: hahahahah nah
Stranger: so annoying
Stranger: dann the mann
Stranger: with a plan
You: Yeah man Dan's all over the place tonight
Stranger: annoying ay
You: Just kidding
You: I'M DAN
You: faggot
Stranger: damn it dan
Stranger: go away
You: Hahaha suck my cock
You have disconnected.
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i fucking hate all you god damn small dicked dan Cis-gendered fucks
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who'll literally own me, have me buy her stuff off her amazon wishlist, do her homework..etc. No catch
You: Hi there
You: :)
You: Oh really?
Stranger: Yess really.
You: Too bad, I'm Dan
Stranger: Lmaoo this is funny
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: My name's Dan what's yours?
Stranger: I'd rather not say because omegle is being raided
You: Oh thats too bad
You: Do you like My little pony?
Stranger: I've never watched it, I know they have a white supremacist fanbase
You: Well at least its not a jew supremacist fanbase amirite?
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: racist
Stranger has disconnected.
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: Hi
You: Me too faggot
You: (?
You: /B/
Stranger: Sup /b/ro
Stranger: Continue the faggotry


bro I hope you read this :D
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>>683335316
I mean squirrels are pretty brutal if you don't eat their nuts
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>>683335706
gr8 b8 m8
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You both like Tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello
You: Guess my name
Stranger: Dan, you faggot?
You: Why yes :)
Stranger: Go back on /mlp/ you faggot. Haha Gary is where its at.
Stranger has disconnected.

Someone tell me the story behind the 'Haha, Gary' thing?
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>>683334598
>>683335763
Kek. Same dude.
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>>683335929
Eyy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmR7G208ug4
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You: It has been really hot in my country today
Stranger: What is your country?
You: Tajistan
Stranger: I have not heard of that
You: Why where are you from?
Stranger: Usa
You: Usa? Where is that?
Stranger: North America..
You: Near Canada?
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Right under
You: So it's in Mexico?
Stranger: no
Stranger: above
Stranger: mexico
You: In the Carribean?
Stranger: A little bit more up honey
You: Um... Greenland?
Stranger: to much
You: Does it have any land marks? :/
Stranger: Statue of liberty
Stranger: uh other things
Stranger: like a huge population
Stranger: you are joking right?
You: Is it near Hawaii?
You: No
You: I've never heard of it
Stranger: Hawaii is part of AMerica
Stranger: America*
You: The continent?
Stranger: same thing
You: But it's in the middle of the sea
You: So you're from the continent of America?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh right, I get it now!
You: Near Brazil right?
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: Hi :3
Stranger: What's your fav blog??
You: My Little Pony
You: and yours?
Stranger: http://dearcispeople.tumblr.com/
Stranger: Sadly it got deleted, :'''(
You: ya to many racist post shit on it
Stranger: http://stopcispeople.tumblr.com/ but this is still here
You: Do you... Do you like My Little Pony? Fluttershy is my favourite.
Stranger: Yah lol
Stranger: Did you know she's trans nonbinary???
Stranger: http://mlp-headcanons.tumblr.com/ <--- right here
You: What rly omfg i thinke i cant life anymore
Stranger: so you should start calling them they instead of """"""she""""""
You: but last time i cum on her "she" was a girl
Stranger: mayb they're binary-fluid
You: i fucking hate all you god damn small dicked dan Cis-gendered fucks
You: You think it's funny to ruin other people's day
You: Man your the reason we need to rid the world of chauvinistic pigs like you
Stranger: im actually genderqueer
You: oh my god
You: That's racist
Stranger: y, im sry
You: why you dont change your gender ?
Stranger: because thats how i was born
You: surgery can do so much for ppl like you
Stranger: genderqueer is nor male nor fymale
You: but surgery can make you male and female at same time if you want
You: and it can make you black maybe then you stop ur racist shit
Stranger: im spanis :)
You: surgery can change your origin
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: Are you a feminist
You: Nah
You: I'm a Daninst
Stranger: What is that
You: I support my own kind
You: We are an army of Dan's
Stranger: Vote trump
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
hey

Hey im dan
hello dan
Do you mlp my favortie its rainbow dash
I clop to her every night
go on
/b/?
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>683332548
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 35 Male Norway
You: wbu
Stranger: thats so cool ive always wanted to go to norway
You: yep
You: they call me Dan over there
Stranger: 19 male nebraska u.s.
You: I have my own MLP club
Stranger: thats uh cool i guess
Stranger: the horse show right
You: Yes
You: it is magical
Stranger: you ever done anything with a horse
You: Once or twice
You: I usually have them attack those nigger African refugess down the road
You: I used to own like 5 horses
Stranger: well hey now no need to call them the n word now is there
You: n word?
You: niggers are an abomination
You: that's why I left America
You: niggers and Jews are everywhere in America
Stranger: thats why the u.s. has an efficient police system
You: well the U.S. does do a good job of locking up niggers
You: I like it when the cops shoot niggers
You: it warms my heart :.)
You: :,)**
Stranger: lucky you, i have some dead nigger corpses in my garage
You: you must be a wonderful man
Stranger: you must be a /b/ FAGGOT LIKE ME
You: it's best to hang them out front to keep the other niggers away
You: what's /b/?
Stranger: NICE TRY
You: I'm from 9gag
Stranger: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi m
You: im covered in cat blood
You: please help
Stranger: uh
You: call 911
Stranger: clean it
You: please
You: its everywhere
You: i got some in my mouth
Stranger: call 011
You: tastes salty
You: ithe cat was in my yard
Stranger: were u licking it?
You: then in my blender
Stranger: ur creepy
You: no im covered in cat blood
You: accidents happen
Stranger: period blood or just regular?
You: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: dont ask
You: but fyi it was in a blenderij
Stranger: why im trying to help
You: not anymore
You: cause i asked
You: and im covered in cat blood
Stranger: oh ok so ur ok
You: no
You: im covered in cat blood
Stranger: u said that like 10 times
You: yeah
You: just to make the point clear
You: it was a brown cat
You: was
Stranger: ok
You: now its red
Stranger: ok ur crepping me out
You: so am i
You: by the voices
Stranger: its sounds like ur trying to kill the cat
You: i filmed it
You: its on youtube
Stranger: whats it called lol?
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You: here you go
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>>683336403
>>683336487
only posts to merit a kek from me so far
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>>683336487
YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES!
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi ^^
Stranger: How are you
You: I am apsolutely DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANdy
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: Kiss me
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: /b/ro
Stranger: cool
Stranger has disconnected.
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BRO <3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: cis scum amirite?
You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: hi dan
You: what you like about tumblr
Stranger: i like all the brave femwarriors fighting against the cis scum
You: uhh thats rly racsit.
You: did you meet satan?
Stranger: satan is the patriarchy
You: Satan is love Satan is life
Stranger: so whos ur favrot pone
You: My Little Pony Fluttershy is my favourite.
Stranger: i like apple dash and starbuck
You: but apple and starbucks is so expensive
Stranger: yeah but it's organic
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>683335993
From Fallout 3 pretty sure
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>>683336722
>57
OH BRO thanks
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>>683336405
nice
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi, I'm Dan
You: Who's the black flyin' dick, who's a hit with all the chicks?
You: DAN
You: That's right, John Dan!
Stranger: wat
You: underage b&
You have disconnected.
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You both like tumblr.
You: hi, I'm Dirty Dan
Stranger:
Stranger: DANAHU AKBARRR!
You: ALOHA SNACKBAR
Stranger: HERESY
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>>683332548
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: whats up xD
You: not much
Stranger: what is ur tumblr
Stranger: ?? xD
You: I'd prefer not to put my tumblr on here atm
You: I just talked to some 9gag troll named Dan earlier
Stranger: ohhh i think i ran into the same guy. I think he said he was from reddit xD those pranksters
You: they are ridiculous
You: they are very racist too
Stranger: ikr they have no lives just lurking on omegle...
You: I have a confession to make stranger
Stranger: is ur name dan?
Stranger: Cause if it is
You: I am Dan
Stranger: FUCK YOU YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: hi
Stranger: how's life?
You: pretty good
You: you?
Stranger: bretty gud :^ )
You: noice
You: what you been doing the past hour?
You: other then omegale
Stranger: play league
Stranger: rub one out
Stranger: simultaniously
You: oo what kind of porn?
Stranger: femdom
You: whoo
Stranger: wha?
You: me, I mainly fap to loli
Stranger: sick dude
You: I know right?
Stranger: isnt that like little girls
Stranger: yea thats little girls
You: yeh
Stranger: why
Stranger: are you a pedo?
You: you seem kinda like a shota type of guy
You: probably, haven't raped a kid yet but keep your eyes on the news
Stranger: yea im sure that'll make the news
Stranger: sick dude
You: anyways, name?
Stranger: mick
Stranger: yours?
You: Dan
You: it's a pretty danny name
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its that time again
You: yup
Stranger: man
You: ddo you recognize this gay blowjob?
Stranger: how am i gonna find a qt petite girl that wants to dominate me
Stranger: with all this dan shit
You: I dunno man
Stranger: this is bullshit
You: not go on omegle?
Stranger: and go outside?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good one
You: and go on craiglist?
You: you dumbass
Stranger: oh
cont.
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You both like tumblr.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello
You: Who are you?
Stranger: My name is janet
Stranger: What do you follow?
You: Thank god somebody who doesnt say they are "Dan"
Stranger: Yeah Dan, small dicked cis fags
Stranger: All of them
You: I agree.
You: i can give you my name if you wish?
Stranger: Sure
You: My name is Dan
You: :)
Stranger: ayyy
Stranger: lmao
You: Kappa
Stranger: my slutty mcslut slut
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>683337271
Stranger: does that work?
You: yeh
You: come on man
You: omegle?
Stranger: i think thats like american based innit
You: really?
You: yeh
Stranger: yea thats no good
You: you european?
Stranger: ofc
You: noice man
You: anyways say hi to any other dans out tehre for me
You: I gotta go stick a sharpie in my ass
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who'll literally own me, have me buy her stuff off her amazon wishlist, do her homework..etc. No catch
You: Kiss me
Stranger: *Kissess*
You: *Dans*
Stranger: HAHAHAHA <3
You: Hi my name is Dan
Stranger: Hi my name is John
You: No it's Dan
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Hi Dan
You: Hi, my name is John
You: Fuck you Dan
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OK tumblr is way too full so switch tag to "feminism" and continue.
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You both like tumblr.

You: hi this is dan

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: No it's not

Stranger has disconnected.
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You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: i just had a massive nosebleed
You: Too much dick up your nose? :/
Stranger: well i mean
Stranger: i still am
You: SHIT
Stranger: how do i make it stop
You: auto correct
You: by "dick" I meant to type "massive black penis" :/
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Yo
Stranger: Hi im dan
You: No I'm Dan
Stranger: No im dan
You: Keep up the good work /b/ro
You have disconnected.
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>>683337382
bump
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Met another member
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Dan nice to meet you
You: I'm Dirty Dan
Stranger: OP?
You: That's DIRTY Dan to you mario
You: Nah nigga I'm not a faggot like OP
Stranger: Sorry DIRTY DAN
Stranger: OP is a huge faggot he had my cock In his mouth
You: Wow that fuckin queer smh tbh fam
Stranger: See ya fam gotta go get some feminists
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: Hi, how are you?
Stranger: I'm doing great, how are you?
You: Pretty good, and you?
Stranger: Doing well. Just chilling out.
Stranger: What about you?
You: Same really, hear anything interesting recently?
Stranger: No, not really, why do you ask?
You: Just trying to stir conversation.
You: Wanna hear a secret?
Stranger: Sure
You: Promise not to tell anybody?
Stranger: Absolutely
You: I'm Dan.
Stranger: That's a bizarre coincidence
Stranger: As I'm also Dan
You: no way
Stranger: Strange, isn't it?
You: this is lies
You: you are lies
Stranger: Your life is lies
You: lies are not truth
You: you are not truth
You: nigger
You: kys
Stranger: Everything you know is a lie
Stranger: You're the chosen one, Neo
You: oh
You: well then
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Stranger: hello

You: Do you like pizza

You: ?

Stranger: who doesnt

You: dan

You: Dan doesnt

Stranger: STOP DAN
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>>683337325
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Daniel
You: wbyu
You: wbu**
Stranger: hi daniel
Stranger: i'm jessica
You: you can call me Dan :)
You: and hey Jessica
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 18
Stranger: yourself?
You: good
You: I'm 35
You: show me your titties
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: hi this is dan

Stranger: god dan it

You: what are you doing today

Stranger: browsing /b/

Stranger: ;^)

You: you're a faggot

You have disconnected.
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>>683332548
You: Hi. I'm Dan.
Stranger: hi dan
You: Hi. I'm Dan.
Stranger: i know you already told me
You: Hi. I'm Dan.
Stranger: and again
You: D a n
Stranger: anyway, so how ia dan doing
Stranger: ?
You: I'm doing Dan.
Stranger: danderufick
You: Hey, guess what?
Stranger: you like mlp?
You: Hi. I'm Dan.
Stranger: why dont you leave your moms basmment
You: Hi. I'm Dan.
Stranger: and get ajob
You: Dan
Stranger: fcking neckbeard
You: Hello, you're Dan.
Stranger: you make me sick
Stranger: faggot
You: Shut up, my fedora is supreme
You: Fucking fag
Stranger: autistic whore
You: Correct!
Stranger: fck this
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Fuck dan
>>
All btards, searching "trans", "emo", "anime" and "suicidal" as well
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>>683337681
kek
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>>683332548
Stranger: hello

You: Hi. I'm Dan.

Stranger has disconnected.
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>>683337859
Too wide a search for 'Dan' to become known
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Win
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hi,i'm dan
You: Hey Dan, Im Dan
You: How Dan you?
Stranger: On a scale of 1 to dan, pretty dan.
You: That seem pretty Dan. Dans't it?
Stranger: I'm dan with this
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You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You both speak the same language.
Hey im dan
Hey
Whoa
Me too

No shit?
No phill?
Srly
No no
Dan
I like mlp
/b/??
Do you?
9gag
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No more cancer...
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>>683335422
>You: thats great how black are you
>You: in inches

kek and checked
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You: How are we doing tonight?

Stranger: Not too bad man. How are youuu doing?

You: Not too bad myself, just chilling here

Stranger: Nice, nicee.

You: What's your name?

Stranger: Hayleigh And yours?

You: I'm Dan

Stranger: Daaaaannnn

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>>683337997
femism.
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You: HI I'm Dan
Stranger: hi dan im crystal
Stranger: asl
You: Cool, Crystal, Do you wanna be my gf?
Stranger: hehe sorry dan i cant b ur girlfriend
You: WHY =( anybody love me!!
Stranger: Because I don't date overweight neckbearded faggot anons
Stranger: KOBE
>>
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi im Dan
Stranger: abby
["abby" nods her head and waves] (She was pretty cute)
You: Im a feminist
Stranger has disconnected.
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Omegle
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
hi

Hi
my name is daniel
what is yours
Ooh changing it up I like it
huh?
I'm Danny
hi danny, how has your day been?
Just Dandy, thanks
i haven't been well
i'm a depressive manic
my real name is angela
my father disowned me
i want to be dan
dan is me
i love dan
FUCK DAD
K dan
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She was too young to continue
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You: Hi im Dan
Stranger: hi i'm dane
You: Im a pro feminsit
Stranger: i'm a pro masochhist
You: do you like mlp
Stranger: i like it all
You: do you like trap thread
You: s
Stranger: yes
You: faggot
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.
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[Sample Text]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: yo hecking send me some memes people, my kik is: Bork_overdrive_ send the spicy memes, the dank memes, any memes you can find


come fourth children of the memes, and release them to me


again my kik is Bork_overdrive_


two underscores ye


oh ye and tell me some of your music interests or something
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>>683338668
tfw you were the one saying that shit
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: is this dan
You: this is in fact Dan
You: are you dan?
Stranger: this is awkward
Stranger: im nad tour twin
Stranger: your*
You: dude sweet i've always wanted a twin
You: sup?
Stranger: i know right
Stranger: HUG ME /B/ROTHER
You: I LOVE YOU /B/RO
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>>683338833
too old
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1/8
>>
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: Damn Daniel

You: I'm dan

Stranger: hey

Stranger: OH HAHA

Stranger: 4CHGAN YAYY

Stranger: autism
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Part I

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey im dan
You: I AM FUCKING SICK OF FUCKING DAN'S
You: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
You: OH MY FUCKNIG GOD
Stranger: Im dan
You: IM GOING TO REPORT YOU
Stranger: But im just dan
You: You are actually making me so fucking mad
You: Thanks to you I fucking punched a wall
Stranger: Feminist triggerd??
You: Now my mom's yelling at me
You: But fuck her
Stranger: Im just dan
Stranger: Can i fuck her?
You: WHO THE FUCK IS DAN
You: Don't say shit about my mom
Stranger: You just sayd i can fuck her
Stranger: I will call our child dan
You: no i fucking didn't bitch
Stranger: Maybe a phill
Stranger: Soooo can you show me your mom
You: SH UP
Stranger: Tell her its dan
You: SHUT UP
You: SHUT UP
Stranger: Its just me dan
You: You can't all be one person
Stranger: Dan is just one person
Stranger: Its me
Stranger: Dan
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>>683339049
Lmao sup man
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Kek
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>>683332548
How come when I try to start these threads it dies in 10 seconds
Also bump
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>>683339278
Part II

You: My hand fucking hurts
You: fuck you
Stranger: Fap intense?
You: NO FROM PUNCHING THE GOD DAMN WALL
Stranger: I will do too for your mom
Stranger: Tell her im dan
Stranger: She will know ;)
You: No she fucking wonnt!
Stranger: She does
Stranger: Its me dan
You: Why are you ruining my evening?
You: On purpose
Stranger: I dont im just a regular guy named dan
You: This is my only way to talk to people because I have no friends
You: Arrrrrgh
Stranger: Oh k i dont wany to be your friend i just want your mom now
Stranger: Im dan
You: See you on 4chan /b/ro ;)
You have disconnected.

You could have put more effort in, /b/ro, rather than just reciting 'I'm Dan'
>>
I'm here for you anon
>>
>>
>>683339278
NOO SHIT ITS ME LOOK
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>>683339278
>>683339432
see
>>683339177
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>>683339436
Nigger>>683339491
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>>683339517
Thanks for the advice next time i will
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>>683339491
bro its me
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: sup dan?
Stranger: no dan
Stranger: im sam
You: sam my fam!
You: how goes it?
Stranger: whats good fam?
Stranger: nothing man bored af
Stranger: ay whats your name oi?
You: dan
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi I am Dan.
Stranger: Hi I'm carmelita
Stranger: Age please
You: Nice to meet you. I am 53.
Stranger: Bye grandpa
You: That is not very nice.
Stranger: I don't care
You: You should.
Stranger: Tangina no po
Stranger: I will. Fuck you so much
You: Chimichanga sik mi chi chis.
Stranger: Edi wow
Stranger: Bobo
You: A walking computer?
You: That's Autism.
Stranger: Ulaga kang matanda ks
You: Are we just spouting gibberish now?
Stranger: Bye grandpa. Rest in peace
You: I will haunt you when I do.
Stranger has disconnected.
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/b/ YOU SLY MOTHER FUCKER

Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: interests?
You: being gay
You: sleeping
Stranger: ice sculpting and video games ofr me
You: ice sculpting?
Stranger: man, isn't life boring?
You: yes
Stranger: damn, have you never done it?
You: cant say i have
Stranger: at the moment it's the only thing I like to do in my life
You: im sure it fills the emptiness pretty well
Stranger: no man, it doesn't do as mucha s I wish it would
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: read the first letter of every sentence I sent
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hey love
You: hiii
You: asl
Stranger: F 16 fl, yourself ?
You: f 14 ocala!
Stranger: How lovely
Stranger: & NO FUCKING WAY
You: not rly the weather sucks right now lol
Stranger: I was over in eustis
You: where you at
Stranger: Not I'm on Fleming island 2 hours away
Stranger: & true, here too
You: nicccee
Stranger: *now
Stranger: Thank you thank you, it's just outside of Jacksonville & orange park across the bridge on the St. John's river
You: o cool i have family in middleburg
Stranger: Oh cool
Stranger: Yeah my friend Ali used to motive in Ocala
Stranger: Wtf I said liv
Stranger: *live
You: lol
You: whats ur name
Stranger: Kaylee
Stranger: Yours ?
You: im danielle
You: but my friends call me dan
Stranger: Hey Dan, nice to need you
You: was hoping for a rage, fuck
You have disconnected.
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>>683339656
This has gone beyond a joke
>>
>>683339818
you and me forever
>>
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: interests?
Stranger: being gay
Stranger: sleeping
You: ice sculpting and video games ofr me
You: man, isn't life boring?
Stranger: ice sculpting?
Stranger: yes
You: damn, have you never done it?
Stranger: cant say i have
You: at the moment it's the only thing I like to do in my life
Stranger: im sure it fills the emptiness pretty well
You: no man, it doesn't do as mucha s I wish it would
You: anyways
You: read the first letter of every sentence I sent
You have disconnected.
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>>683333189
>>683333333
>>
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Im dan
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: no im dan
Stranger: Nah I'm Dan
You: Nice attempt there NSA, But im actually Dan
Stranger: Now let's find some tumblr ducks to fuck with
You: Quack
Stranger: Lmfao
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: Hai
You: Who are you
You: is your name Dan?
Stranger: no
You: Well, Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.
>>
WNrar
>>
You: word
Stranger: hell yeah
You: what is the colour of night?
Stranger: dark
Stranger: idk
Stranger: what do u think
You: sanguine
Stranger: isnt that like
Stranger: red
Stranger: like rose red
You: yeah
Stranger: i dont see that color at night
Stranger: i just see dark
You: we must run in different circles
Stranger: idk what that means i dont run in circles
Stranger: sounds like a waste of time
You: squares
Stranger: no
You: lines
Stranger: lines are ok
Stranger: atleast ur going somewhere
You: i guess
Stranger: now were on the same page
Stranger: u remind me of a vampire
Stranger: are u
You: yeah
Stranger: dang
Stranger: do u like it
You: its a hard life
You: eternal
You: at least we've had the internet for a bit
Stranger: can i be a vampire
You: na
Stranger: why
You: you dont ask
You: you just get turned into one
Stranger: what the flip
Stranger: what is ur name
You: ikr
You: dan
You: yours?
Stranger: burn in shit dan
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>>683340164
OOOOOH CANCER
>>>>>>>RDASHIE
>>
>>683340097
>You’re fucking dead, kid

Should've been "You're fucking Dan, kid."
>>
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Im dan
Stranger: Noo I'm sick of being cyber raped by Dan! !
You: But
You: Im just dan
Stranger: It's so demeaning. Fuck offf! !
You: IM JUST DAN
You: ARE YOU DAN?
You: HI DAN
Stranger: Oh shit waddup
You: o shit waddup
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Stranger: Hey

You: Hi my name is Dan

You: how are you

Stranger: Dan!

You: Dan the man who loves ponies :)

Stranger: It's Nate!

You: Dam Nate , how you been man its been so long

Stranger: No we were just talking

You: No no way I think my autism is kicking in I don't remember , what did we talk about?

Stranger: You said "weird name, mate"

Stranger: Or there's 10 000 Dans on here

You: ahh well obviously I was right when I think of Nate I think of man cumming in another mans mouth , though I'm sure that is your niche

Stranger: I mean it happens

Stranger: Happens

You: Sadly it does our society is doomed
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>>683339914

dude that was me you were talking to just look up at >>683339750
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>>683340097
I love you
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>>683339750
OH SHIT NIGGA THAT WAS ME!
>>
Let's switch the interest to femenism
>>
>>683340275
Sup b/ro
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: yo
Stranger: Hi. I'm Dan
You: We should move over to another interest
You: Too saturated in this one
Stranger: Top keke
You: What should the interest be?
Stranger: Tumblr
You: I'm thinking feminism
Stranger: oh sure
You have disconnected.

I keep running into /b/ros
>>
Send dick picks to this email. a guy gave it to me.

[email protected]
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>>683339134
you really posted this thats awesome
>>
>>683332548
>Tumblr
I'm there, green wall
>>
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Hi

Stranger: Hi beautiful
You: My Name is Dan
You: Are you into My Little Pony?
Stranger has disconnected
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>>683340410
Lol. That's me chatting with u
>>
>>683332548
>>
Stranger: Yo

You: Hi

You: My name is Dan

You: what is yours?

Stranger: Hi, I'm Dan.

You: Nah nah no way man stealing my vibe

Stranger: Whaaaat?

Stranger: Yo yoyoyoy

Stranger: You takin' mah vibes

You: my name is dan and I speak only from Japan

Stranger: Stop raping me

You: Never I like raping my followers

Stranger: AHahHAagHAhHaHah
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: steven universe fan dan here
You: Too many /b/ros
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: its just talking to other anons
You: Are you the one I just talked to where I suggested moving to feminism, or another one?
Stranger: no, but that sounds better than what ive been getting
Stranger: only other dans here
You: Hmm
You: How do make all the other Dans move over to feminism?
Stranger: zootopia
Stranger: obviously
You: Ahahah
You have disconnected.

We should move over to 'feminism', this is too saturated with /b/ros
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>>683340689
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Asl
You: Hi! I'm Dan.
Stranger: WHO IS DAN
You: Hi! I'm Dan.
You: Dan the Man!
Stranger: why are you here
You: Hi! I'm Dan.
Stranger: Fuck off
You: Hi! I'm Dan.
You: Dan the Man!
Stranger: Do you even use tumblr
You: Hi! I'm Dan.

agreed, feminism will get more reactions anyway.
>>
TOO MANY ANONS
NEED NEW TAGS LIKE
LGBT FURRY MLP
GO GO GO
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>>683340816
I will move over if 2 other Dan's reply to this post saying they will also move over
>>
>>683340946
Mlp is kill it would all be /b/tards anyways.
>>
I love when we do this
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi. Let me guess you're Dan?
Stranger: No
Stranger: You Got Kik?
You: Sure
You: Are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: Wanna add me? ;)
Stranger: Girl
You: Age?
Stranger: 19
You: I'm 15
Stranger: Jk im 16
You: So.. your a 16 year old girl>
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Wanna add me?
You: I don't know...
Stranger: Add meat
Stranger: Me at*
You: My parents would kill me if they see me texting with a girl
You: I bet you;re really pretty irl
Stranger: nadmiih
You: My mom took away my phone. I can add you later. Is it fine
Stranger: Oops i put my name back words it the other way
You: wut>
Stranger: Read my kik name backwards
You: it's like hiimdan?
You: right?
Stranger: Yes
You: ok...
Stranger: Im dan btw
You: I bet your beatiful irl
Stranger has disconnected.

Rape her with dick pics
>>
>>683340993
I will
>>
>>683341054
Not, 15 btw
>>
>>683340689
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi! I'm Dan!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.
You: Dan the Man!
Stranger: /B/RO!!!!
You: My name is Dan, and I sexually identify as a Dan!
You: Anyway, switch to feminism
You: We'll get more kek's there
Stranger: i was here to tell you that XD
You: Huh
You: Small world

Yes, definitely move to feminism. Or mlp.
>>
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi I'm dan
Stranger: hi
Stranger: so
You: dan
Stranger: so
You: that's me
Stranger: so
You: d
You: a
You: n
Stranger: sosososos
You: DAN
Stranger: who cares
You: IM FUCKING DAN
Stranger: lets fuck dan
You: k
You have disconnected.
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>>683340993
No one is on Feminism...
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>>683341221
I will be
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>>683332548
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: I'm Dan
Stranger: Nice to meet you. I'm erica.
You: Interests?
Stranger: I'm in the superwholock fandom, and I'm pretty into anime.
You: Do you like My little pony?
You: My favorite anime is Corey In The House
Stranger: Fuck.
Stranger: Shit, right. Dan is the /b/ thing.
Stranger: Fuck you and your hive of villainy.
You: /b/ros for life
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>683340993
I will
>>
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Hi

Hi beautiful
My Name is Dan
Are you into My Little Pony?
Stranger has disconnected
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>>683341221
Im dan.
I mean I'm down.
>>
Results: failure
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>>683341258
I found you ;)
>>
>>683340993
Nevermind, we're the only ones on feminism, stay on tumblr
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi! I'm Dan!
Stranger: Do you feel that?
You: Hi! I'm Dan!
Stranger: HI FUCKING DAN FUCK
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: DO YOU WANT
You: Hi! I'm Dan!

FUCKING TRIGGERED
>>
http://logs.omegle.com/53f9363
>>
start using tags with easy to troll people on them, like cuck and cuckold
>>
Try LGBT
>>
We def need a new topic and thread for it, we've scared everyone off.
>>
fucking created this. so happy its spreading


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.
>>
literally the only thing i said was fuck I love dick in my ass and now im banned.
when the fuck did they start banning people for that
>>
>>683341639
Feel free to use mine too
I sexually Identify as Dan. Ever since I was a Dan I dreamed of being a real Dan. People say to me that a person being Dan is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Dans on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Dan” and respect my right to be called Dan. If you can’t accept me you’re a Daniphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>683341728
Haha your a faggot
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I'm Dan
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi im dan
You: what
You: who is dan
Stranger: im dan
You: why do i see dan everywhere
You: is dan our one true god
Stranger: na
You: communicating through this would
You: with omegle
Stranger: im dan
You: how many dans are there
You: am i a dan
Stranger: no
Stranger: im dan
You: whos to know who is a dan and who isnt
You: what is dan
You: what is the meaning of dan
Stranger: only i am dan
You: are you our lord and savior
Stranger: you just keep getting me
Stranger: who are you is the real question
You: are you truly
You: who am i?
You: well
Stranger: not dan
You: Hi! I'm Dan!
You: :^)
You: fucking kek'd
Stranger: lol good luck /b/rother
You: you too

who was the real slim stranger, please stand up
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>am actually a girl
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>>683341862
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: name?
Stranger: lee
You: cool
You: I'm dan
Stranger: what is this dan thing i keep seeing
You: Allow me to explain
You: I sexually Identify as Dan. Ever since I was a Dan I dreamed of being a real Dan. People say to me that a person being Dan is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Dans on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Dan” and respect my right to be called Dan. If you can’t accept me you’re a Daniphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Stranger: all good, i hope you can achive danhood
Stranger has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi I'm Dan
You: hi im dann
You: shit
Stranger: shit
Stranger: kek
You: lolol
Stranger: post this
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You: Hi I'm Dan
Stranger: hi im dann
Stranger: shit
You: shit
You: kek
Stranger: lolol
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>>683339436
>>683339491
Lol
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This is a great thread
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You're not gay. Femanon here
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Stranger: I am dan
You: hello
You: i am dan too
You: what a surprise
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>>683339729
>>683339701
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Stranger: hey
You: Is this real life?
Stranger: let me guess you'r Dan?
You: or just dan-tasy?
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You let me alone..
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>>683342306
Tits


Or
G
T
F
O
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I got banned guys! MISSION COMPLETE!
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>>683342306
Learn how fo dan.

Also im waiting for you to add me.
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>>683342615
how the fuck?
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I've spoken to five dans in a row. wtf we drove them all off
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You both like Tumblr.
You: hi im daniel
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Help my blog!?
You: what is it
Stranger: I'm looking for someone to empty their balls all over pictures of my girlfriend or her sexy friends. And maybe I can do the same for you if you like...Interested!?
Stranger: Hello anon
You: next time
You: try >>>/r/
Stranger: Lol
You: yeah
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>>683342615

screenshot pls
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>>683342698
Forgot the pic
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>>683342757
So what you're saying is, we won?
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: what's up
You: nm, u?
Stranger: watchin netflix
You: I keep seeing people called Dan on here
You: Are you Dan too?
Stranger: Nope.
You: good
You: Think they're trying to hack
You: I'm reporting them
Stranger: I don't think it's a hack thing, i think it's just spam stuff. Some kind of a joke they're doing to annoy people.
Stranger: Usually when it's a hack they've got some kind of a bot going, but these aren't bots.
You: Is it annoying you?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Then we're doing our job properly ;) I'm Dan, nice to meet you
Stranger: So what is the point of it? Is it really just to go around and annoy people?
You: My name is Dan, I can reveal nothing more
Stranger: That's neat.
You: inb4 disconect
Stranger: ?
You: Ah, nvm
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Stranger: no
You: hi im dan
Stranger: hi im dan too
Stranger: sup dan
You: glad to meet you dan
You: *shakes hand*
Stranger: appreciate the watermelon you sent dan
You: ow ya dont mention it dan
Stranger: ;)
You: so ya wanna fuck
Stranger: fuk yea
You: so whos gonna be the bottom dan?
Stranger: i guess i am
You: ok
You: lube up danny boi
Stranger: lets begin
Stranger:
You: succ
Stranger: fucc
Stranger: rape
You: fucci succi rapioni
Stranger: WILD GORILLA STANCE
Stranger: rape rape
You: spoken like a true man
Stranger: i have to leave now dan
You: ok bye dan
Stranger: off to a feminism party.
Stranger: goodbye, have a good day dan.
You: you give off the best succs
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>>683342525
No tits or gtfo
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this is a nice convo
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>>683340097
kekd
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You both like tumblr.
You: Yo
Stranger: wassup
You: not much how bout you
Stranger: bored af
You: Really? On omegle? lmfao
You: Wanna do some crazy ass shit
Stranger: Sure I like cazy shit
You: asl? ;))))
Stranger: 16m
You: 17f!!!
Stranger: thats cool
You: Tru I like to think that myself
Stranger: so whats the crazy shit we doing
You: Idk, got kik? brainstorm some shit bro?
Stranger: bram_s9
Stranger: you crazy and I like it
You: nice, ill hit you up love
You: <3
Stranger: see you darling
You: Im more crazy, ill show you soon ;)
Stranger: can't wait
You: gotta get ready for whats about to happen <3
You: hit you up soon xx
Stranger: i hope its not bullshit
You have disconnected.

Someone hit this poor fucker up maybe
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>>683342916
lol
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Stranger: m, ill talk to anyone
You: Hi, my name is Dan.
Stranger: Hey im Jason!
You: Do you like My Little Pony?
Stranger: Haha my ex loved it
You: Did she have autism?
Stranger: im actually gay
You: And I actually want to fuck Judy Hopps.
Stranger: idk who that is
You: She's right up there as one of the greatest people, like Hitler.
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: gotcha
You: I remember when I was much younger, German soldiers once barged in my room and raped me.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey!
You: konnichiwa
You: I like Naruto
Stranger: Ohhh, so ethnic I luv it
You: And I have a katana collection
You: *tips fedora*
Stranger: Right back atcha dan
Stranger: Too many god damn /b/ros here
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Heyyy
Stranger: I've been looking for a certain "Dan"
Stranger: he's gone missing
You: dan? never heard of him
You: are you sure you can even find someone by name on omegle?
Stranger: yeah im sure
Stranger: he likes my little pony
Stranger: are you 100% sure you have never seen a Dan before?
You: not so sure i've met someone like that. though there was this person i talked to earlier who was like in love with fluttershy lol
Stranger: THAT'S HIM
Stranger: DUDE
You: is that really him? how can you be so sure?
Stranger: dude Dan fucking loved fluttershy, he literally adored him
You: small world, huh? do you know dan in person?
Stranger: no
Stranger: never met the guy
You: maybe you two should meet
Stranger: why you asking?
You: eh, i just think you need to read the first letters of my messages
Stranger: uh oh...
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>>683342856
Kek
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You: if a woman has a feminine penis, is it gay to be attracted to her?
Stranger: no not at all
Stranger: When you look at it, a lot of the times attraction occurs because someone is attracted a persons physical aspects (i.e. face, body, breast, etc.) and the fact that a self identifies woman has a penis doesnt take away from her being a woman
Stranger: if a guy finds it gay thats because he associated penis with men and by doing that completely shadows the individuals identity.
Stranger: so now its not gay there are multiple aspects that go into attraction but in my opinion a woman with a feminine penis is just a woman with a penis
You: ok got another question
Stranger: alright lol
You: you know the recent movie zootopia?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: havent seen it sadly
You: can you complete this sentence: "I want to *BLANK* the rabbit"
Stranger: pet?
Stranger: i dont really have a full context of the film so i cant really say much on it
You: ok, pepsi or coke?
Stranger: coke lol
Stranger: you
You: this is dan
Stranger: dan?
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You: oh hello
You: Dan ;]
Stranger: ?
You: fuck me in the ass
You: DAN
Stranger: are you sexually attracted to me?
You: yes DAN
Stranger: are u a wimmin?
You: YOUR SHIT GRAMMER IS MAKING WET
Stranger: gud
You: MAKE ME CUM
You: DAN
Stranger: *waves wand* you are now cum
You: GOOD NOW PUT ME ON YOUR PENIS
You: DAN\
Stranger: you wont fit sry
You: MAKE ME FIT DAN
Stranger: i have the hrps
You: WHO CARES IM CUM
Stranger: and the ADS
You: ALL I AM NOW IS JUST CUM SO PUT ME IN YOUR ASS
Stranger: my pennis is now in you
Stranger: im fucking cum
You: Oh hell yeah
Stranger: danspeed,/b/ro
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>>683336115
My sides dude wtaf
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>>683343282
Kek
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>>683343383
ayyy that was me

>try harder faggot
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>>683343551
I'll make you proud mom Kaylee Dan
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You both like Tumblr.
You: I'm OP
Stranger: Faggot
You have disconnected.
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You: all around me are blank
Stranger: Why so?
You: cuz im dan
Stranger: Are you suicidal? Olease din't
Stranger: Oh god, another loser
You: i want to drouwn my soros
Stranger: Why do you people do this?
You: cuz im a dan nigger
Stranger: Don't you got anything productive to do with your life?
Stranger: Using racist slurs gets you nowhere
You: nope 50 still a virgen
Stranger: Fucking beta ass faggot, go do an hero
You: but i want to stream it
You: what site can i do it
Stranger: Pour some liquid tin into your bumhole and stream it
Stranger: Shit like this gets me diamond
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Stranger:hi
You:Hi
Stranger:whats your name
You:Dan
Stranger:ew men
Stranger:honestly makes are disgusting
Stranger:should harvest their bodies for fuel
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, Dan.
Stranger: shut up dan
You: I'm a girl. 18. Like to see positive things in people
Stranger: i'm a boy. 17. same thing and it gets me hurt
Stranger: but i also find awesome people so almost worth it
You: We are meant for each other
Stranger: i can get behind that
You: You sound pretty
You: What's your name
Stranger: you don't wanna know my name. it'll disclose a lot about me
Stranger: not to mention i hate it
You: Comon tell me. It can't be that bad
Stranger: Kievaughn. pronounced keyvon. i'm half black and my dad has the same name
Stranger: you?
You: My name is Bambi
You: My mom decided to name me like that
You: I hate it too
Stranger: do you have big round doe eyes
You: NOt really. Im half indonesian, half white
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: YOU sound pretty
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: are you american?
Stranger: nice to meet you too
You: where do you live. like which state
Stranger: michigan
Stranger: grand rapids, michigan
Stranger: you
You: is it like. Canada
Stranger: not until you go north
You: hahaha
Stranger: i'm close enough to detroit that i maintain my deep running american cynicism
You: wow. you sound interesting
Stranger: i'm currently wishing i had more to say
Stranger: because you sound interesting too
You: anyway. nice chatting with you. I'm actually Dan. An uprising 4chan meme.
Stranger: dank.
Stranger: bye danbi, i'll always love you

He doesn't get it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: it's over guys
You: Too many /b/ros
Stranger: let's see who can leave faster
Stranger: draw
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Stranger: WE DEM BOIS
You: DEM BOIS HELL YEAH
You: HOW'S MY NIGGA DOIN
Stranger: JUST ON MY UNICYCLE
You: SHIT YOU TOO?
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: DUDE
You: I HAVEN'T RODE THIS SINCE FUCKIN NAM
Stranger: DAMN
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: I HAVEN'T RODE SINCE HITLER DIED
You: WAIT.
You: BUT HE ISN'T DEAD DAN
Stranger: Wha.
Stranger: what......
You: HITLER NEVER DIED
Stranger: .
Stranger: But....................................
You: I'm actually really surprised
You: you didn't know?
Stranger: NO THIS BITCH ABOUT TO GAS SOME JEWS
You: He's my uncle dude, he lives down in Norway rn
You: HELL FUCKING YEAH BOI
Stranger: Well it was nice meeting you dan
You: Nice to meet you as well Dan
You: I assume I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow?
Stranger: No
You: Awh :( But Dan..
Stranger: sigh
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Dan?
Stranger: Is that you?
You: Dan?
You: O SHIT WADDUP
Stranger: SHIT BOI
Stranger: DAN
You: WE DEM BOIS
Stranger: DEM BOIS HELL YEAH
Stranger: HOW'S MY NIGGA DOIN
You: JUST ON MY UNICYCLE
Stranger: SHIT YOU TOO?
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: DUDE
Stranger: I HAVEN'T RODE THIS SINCE FUCKIN NAM
You: DAMN
You: DUDE
You: I HAVEN'T RODE SINCE HITLER DIED
Stranger: WAIT.
Stranger: BUT HE ISN'T DEAD DAN
You: Wha.
You: what......
Stranger: HITLER NEVER DIED
You: .
You: But....................................
Stranger: I'm actually really surprised
Stranger: you didn't know?
You: NO THIS BITCH ABOUT TO GAS SOME JEWS
Stranger: He's my uncle dude, he lives down in Norway rn
Stranger: HELL FUCKING YEAH BOI
You: Well it was nice meeting you dan
Stranger: Nice to meet you as well Dan
Stranger: I assume I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow?
You: No
Stranger: Awh :( But Dan..
You: sigh
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You both like tumblr.
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: Honestly, I think trump is a great candidate.
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: Hi, OP
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>>683344114
DAN
>>683344119
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>>683343035
>Tumblr
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Took over this tag, need a new one
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Stranger: hello
You: Free porn dan porn
Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danny Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Dan, and I have over 300 confirmed Dans. I am trained in Dan warfare and I’m the top Dan in the entire Danny armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Dan, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the InterDan? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Dan storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Dan. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Dan you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively Danned in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dan Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Dan off the face of the continent, you little Dan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddan idiot. I will shit Dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Tumblrina.
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You both like Tumblr.
You: hay
Stranger: No
You: no?
Stranger: Fuck you dan
You: dude
You: who is dan?
Stranger: Idk some ugh
Stranger: Stupid troll from 9gag ot whatever
You: I just wanna tell you
You: that fluttershy is my best pony
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>>683332548
You: you dan too?
Stranger: who's dan?
You: dan get in the van
You: just came up eith that one
Stranger: ok
You: so u dood or gurl?
You: i talk like shit
You: cuz ima lazy fuck
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Stranger: im ending it
You: bye dan
Stranger: its hopeless
Stranger: i cant
Stranger: im worthlesss
Stranger: i cant do anything right
Stranger: just like my dad said
You: it's okay dan
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: ive been dan my whole life
Stranger: but its not enough
Stranger: why cant i be more
Stranger: than just a pawn
Stranger: a dan
You: but what if dan is the best to be
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: what if like, being a dan s what you're supposed to be man. Like you can be the best dan you can be
You: the dandiest dan
Stranger: the best dan i can be
Stranger: the dandiest...
Stranger: omg thats it
Stranger: the dandiest
Stranger: i will be
You: :D
Stranger: the DANdiest
Stranger: thank you dan
You: you're welcome dan
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>>683344221
HOLY SHIT DAN
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Tumblr tag full of /b/ros, lets head onto dd/lg
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"You both like tumblr.
Stranger: tell me what you think.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFxHmHahKw
Stranger has disconnected."
seeing as you guys are my personal army (I'm a girl gamer btw)
raid him /b/
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>>683343653
Ill suck you off when you do
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where are you nigger
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>>683344280
Have you been absent the whole thread???
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You both like Tumblr.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello
You: urrrhm. Hey. I'm really awkward texting with pepole. Can you help me out.
You: I lost my son Dan. He seems to be on Omegle a lot
Stranger: God dammit. Sorry man. Can't do this anymore
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>>683344430
WE DEM BOIS
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Stranger: Hi I'm Dan
You: are yo femnist
Stranger: No, I'm Dan
You: hi dan
You: what do you do dan
Stranger: Mainly jerk off to child pornography and such
You: are you a male
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You: Hi, I'm Dan
Stranger: Hello, I'm Dan.
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>683344578
DEM BOIS NAMED DAN
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You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: you know what? i would really just like to talk to someone who isn't an illiterate fuckboy, that's all i ask for
You: I sexually Identify as Dan. Ever since I was a Dan I dreamed of being a real Dan. People say to me that a person being Dan is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Dans on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Dan” and respect my right to be called Dan. If you can’t accept me you’re a Daniphobe and need to check your privilege SHITLORD. Thank you for being so understanding.
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You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hello there!
You: Hey. whats you name
Stranger: names are a social construct. check your privillege
You: you mean Dan?
Stranger: I.... yeah
You: see you faggot
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1/2
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>>683332548
http://sketchtoy.com/66990272
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2/2
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Yup.
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You: Hi
You: I'm
You: Dan
Stranger: hi I'm Dan
Stranger: I'm dan dammit
Stranger: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: im dirty dan
Stranger: I'm dirty dick dan
You: im dirty dan
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>>683344752
WE DEM DANS
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You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
You: I'm Phil
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good
You: You?
Stranger: Good thanks.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: AleDAN, CA
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Stranger: Hey
You: i'm dan
Stranger: Hi dan
Stranger: I'm tori
You: i'm dan
Stranger: Age
You: danteen
Stranger: Wtf
You: what?
Stranger: What's danteen
You: danteen...
Stranger: Okay
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi!
You: mY FAV NARUTO CHARACTER IS HIDAN
You: Oh sorry copy paste
You: But hey!
Stranger: Hey!|
Stranger: Whats your name!
You: ? Jenny Why ?
You: minus the why lmao
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: mines dan!
You: Oh hey!
You: That reminds me
You: my favorite naruto character is
You: hi-dan
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>>683336405
>rickroll
kek
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>>683344933
NICE DUBS DAN
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: i'm dan
Stranger: Hi
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: hey
You: im dan
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i know
Stranger: me too
You: :D
Stranger: :)
You: so....
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i've never made it this far
Stranger: hahahahahha
You: ill show my self out, it was nice to meet you dan
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: what's up
Stranger: not to much, about to try out some shadows of mordor
Stranger: sup with you?
You: that's racist
You: not much
You: just chillin
You: with my pal Dan
Stranger: ah, the street fighter
Stranger: ive heard of him
You: yes
You: you're right
You: so you gotta big dong ?
Stranger: i mean, its all relative
Stranger: probs about the size of your boi dan
Stranger: but nowhere near as big as dodongos cavern
You: yeah you're probably right
You: can i tell dan what you think of his peen ?
Stranger: you can tell him whatever you want man
Stranger: i live in a free country
You: me too
You: germany ?
Stranger: close enough!
You: perfect
Stranger: ace
You: hey man
You: me and dan gotta go
You: see ya
Stranger: peace you and dan
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The numbers and shit is some Asian language characters.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey i'm dan
Stranger has disconnected.
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You: Hi
Stranger: yo!
Stranger: how are you this evening/morning?
Stranger: /afternoon
You: Good, I'm dan.
Stranger: cools
You: Do you like my little pony?
Stranger: ive played as you in street fighter
Stranger: i do not, unfortunately. never watched it
You: Trump 2016
Stranger: do you?
You: butt secks
Stranger: not voting for him, but cool dawg
Stranger: to each his own
You: woot
You: you sound black
Stranger: how? you're only reading text? I shouldnt sound like anything at all
You: can I call you blackie?
Stranger: sure, not black tho
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: hiya

Stranger: every heard of kekklepop?

Stranger: I'm the lead singer and 4chan hacker

Stranger: Dan

You: hi dan

Stranger: woah, you must know your stuff

You: hurdur

Stranger: guess I'm pretty famous eh?

Stranger: listen

You: well it is my name too

Stranger: you're clearly some fucking kid who think's it;s funny to make fun of big time superstars

You: listen

Stranger: I'm gonna make it big

You: kill yourself

Stranger: and you can't fucking stop me

Stranger: kekklepop will be big

Stranger: mark my words, cunt rag

Stranger: ...

Stranger: aren't you going to leave?

You: trying this hard etc

Stranger: I rekty ou

Stranger: ?

Stranger: man you're boring

Stranger has disconnected.
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I just convinced a guy I commit suicide, he says he's gonna put me in a manga. Fucking kids these days.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: heyy
Stranger: hii
You: you okay?
Stranger: yeah I am lol
Stranger: are you?
You: yeah, hows life?
Stranger: pretty alright I think
Stranger: I mean it's not bad or anything so it's fine
Stranger: what about yours?
You: its all DANdy
You: ATM
Stranger: is it usually eh at times or what
You: Its all good all the time
You: im happy
You: and i have no triggers
You: whats your name?
Stranger: ah same and mine is brooke! what's yours?
You: DAN
Stranger: is it really
You: yeah why ?
Stranger: bc I keep seeing Dan things all on here with the tumblr tag thing and I'm just not sure
You: im the real dan
Stranger: I dunno what to believe
You: im super edgy
Stranger: I've had like 5 people start the convo with something related to "hi, I'm Dan" and I'm just so lost by it all
You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: IM DAN
You: D
You: A
You: N
Stranger: UR ONE OF THEM TOO ARENT U
You: NICE TO EDGE YOU CANCER
Stranger: IM STILL SO LOST
You: CHECK UM
You: FAG
Stranger: WHAT
You: LOOK AT MY SWEET DUBS
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: Hi, I'm dan
Stranger: Age
You: Danteen
Stranger: Age
You: Dantyone
Stranger: Bruh fucking tell me
You: You first, Danny
Stranger: 15
Stranger: Dont lie
You: neet, send nudes to [email protected]
You: i love you
Stranger: No the fuck u dont love me I don't fucking know u bitch so bye
You: k bai my love
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INTERRACIAL IS LULZ

You both like interracial.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: 23 male white
You: f 21 Black
You: from?
Stranger: I'm from usa. You?
You: same
You: you been with a black girl before, hun?
Stranger: I have not, but I'd like to ;) Would love to spank that ass while going doggy style
Stranger: Been with a white guy before?
You: haha yes, my ex was white
Stranger: What's your thought about white guys?
You: they are superior, both emotionally, sexually, and intellectually
You: XD
Stranger: Mmmmm ;) I like you
You: ty
You: im Dan btw
You: what's your name, babe?
Stranger: I'm Scott. Pleasure to meet you
Stranger: What do you look like Dan?
You: im actually a black man pretending to be a black girl who like white guys, is that ok?
Stranger has disconnected.
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it didn't work
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HOLY SHIT 1/2

Stranger: Hiii
You: hey x
Stranger: How are you?
You: tired
You: I had mushrooms for the first time today
Stranger: Wow. Did u like them?
You: I'm a 16 year old girl where are you from?
You: I loved them
You: I think I'm still tripping
Stranger: Lmao are u sure you're a 16 year old girl?! Hahaha
You: Should I check?
You: holy shit
Stranger: Hmmmm i dno how would u check?
Stranger: ;)
You: have you see the movie chef?
Stranger: No i havent im from england by the way
You: it's a good film, I'm from Northampton wbu?
Stranger: Im from wolverhampton :) have u got kik? Or skype?
You: hoooooooly shit
Stranger: Sup?
You: I nearly shat myself
Stranger: Kik or skype?
You: Fuck that was too close for comfort
You: Neither bruv, are you on facebook?
You: I'll add u
You: have u ever done shroom before?
Stranger: Yeah sure :) look for ben james. OR type in my email. [email protected]
Stranger: Yeah i have :)

Cont...
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You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: Hi im Dan
You: IM DAN
You: D
You: A
You: N
Stranger: UR ONE OF THEM TOO ARENT U
You: NICE TO EDGE YOU CANCER
Stranger: IM STILL SO LOST
You: CHECK UM
You: FAG
Stranger: WHAT
You: LOOK AT MY SWEET DUBS
Stranger: IM SO CONFUSED MAN
Stranger: I GET CONFUSED TOO EASILY AND THIS ISNT HELPING
You: FUCK ALL NON DAN CUCKS
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT
You: SOME THING BIG IS COMING
You: DONT GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW FRIEND, YOU SEEM NICE
You: ILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE /B/ROTHER
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>>683342450
fake and gay.
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You: Hello.
Stranger: If youre dan you suck.
You: Who is dan?
You: I came here to chat?
Stranger: Someone who puts "hey family i'm dan" EVERY time
You: Is this Dan guy bothering you?
Stranger: I'm tired of this man
Stranger: Yeah
You: Well I have some bad news for you...
You: I am Dan.
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: I KNEW
Stranger: stop i hate u
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>>683345997
2/2
Stranger: Yeah i have :)
Stranger: Let me know if u think u got me
You: there's too many Ben James
You: anyway we'll sort that out later
You: when u took shrooms
Stranger: Have u got whatsapp?
You: did you feel like a really strong urge to connect to mother nature?
Stranger: Tbh i was trippin my balls off for a few hours then i dont really remember much. Its been a few years
You: how old did you say you were?
You: fuuuuuuuuuck me
Stranger: Im 21
You: is it possible to overdose from shrooms
You: can you do me a favor?
You: whats ur name btw?
Stranger: Nah you'll be okay. Just roll with it :) im ben
Stranger: You?
You: Hi Ben, I'm Dan
Stranger: Short for danielle?
You: Dan is the full name, some people just call me D
You: or Daniel
Stranger: Why did you say you were a girl?
You: Oh mate
You: I'm not on this planet
You: what is girl
You: I'm only joking it's short for Danyella
Stranger: Oooooh right :') oookay.
You: We're just having a game of silly buggers k ;)
Stranger: Well try not to worry bout being too high. You'll be sober in a few hours
You: I feel like this is a very permanent state Ben
Stranger: Im confused haha. Are you a dude or a bird?
Stranger: Haha nah you'll be alright dan just enjoy it
You: I'm a boss ass bitch
Stranger: Whatsapp?
You: More like what's that?
You: rly though?
Stranger: U dno what whatsapp is?
Stranger: Whats your facebook?
You: Daniel Williams (Danyella)
Stranger: Okay give me 1 minute :)
You: k,
Stranger: Cant find u. Whats your email adress?
Stranger: I can search that instead
You: [email protected]
You: oh hold up
You: [email protected]
Stranger: Okay well see ya later u absolute tosser hahaha
You: RASPECK

What a good sport.
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Stranger: Dan? Dan is that you?!
You: yes\
You: yes
You: what do you need
Stranger: I need...
Stranger: I need...
You: yes
You: what is it
You: tell me
Stranger: Niggers to tongue my anus
You: right away
Stranger: Thank you my son
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: im amanda
Stranger: I'm Kaylee
Stranger: Where are you from darling ?
You: the island
You: you?
Stranger: What island
You: pen
Stranger: & Florida
Stranger has disconnected.
>>
Need a new thread
>>
These tumblr fags wanna fuck Dan now.
>>
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: Hiya
You: Hey hey hey what is up my dude?
Stranger: Shhhh, it isn't Wednesday yet
You: Wednesday?
You: Is that how it's spelled?
Stranger: It is not Wednesday my dude
You: I thought it was WednesDAN
Stranger: /B/RO
Stranger: REEEEEEEEEE
You: >triggered
You: Shit hang on my spaghetti is going everywhere
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>>683343713
Hah, that's me.
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You:Hi
Stranger:Hi
You:What's your name?
Stranger:Who r u? <3
Nadalee
You:I'm Dan
Stranger:Nad for short
fuck
ing
You:Oh my god.
Stranger:end me
You:Me too mate
Stranger:same tbh
You:What have we come to be mate
Stranger:i have no fucking idea
You:Searching fucking Dan's on fucking omegle
Stranger:wanna jack off 2gether to mlp hentai
You:Maybe m8
Stranger::^)
You::^(
Stranger:hey man check out my tumblr
http://kalis0x.tumblr.com/
top quality
You:Oh man if only I didn't accidentally closed the thread I would totally posy post this shit
Stranger:most of it is paste from actual fags
o
rip
You:Do you have the link m8
Can you pass it?
Stranger:>>683332548
ye
You:Ok thanks my boy
Stranger:you're welcome
now
imma go trigger some feminists
cya
You:Cya
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xDD
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>>683332548
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pastebin /4zLJpyz9 to long to post
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