Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Just one month away..
i need to listen to elect the dead and harakiri
its generally agreed upon that everything past harakiri is shit right?
other yotsuba here
going to kick shimmerdick's ass
Mei isn't as cute as she looks like.
I don't actually know if i should be happy, or sad about it.
One month? Finals is tomorrow for me!
Sit around mostly. Then i shaved my head so now im bald.
w-who should be my first target???
Hi! How are you?
You lucky bastard
Your ship will come to port, friend
She's kuudere need that someone to make her smile
mandatory cc claim
but some stuff is good
What movie makes you cri erry time?
kek congrats friend
>Kagami is now a perv
I feel like there is a story here... What did I miss?
Bald? That sounds fun. Im going bald early june.
Meh, I have a Really bad headache
Soon, school will be over for me
Early bed time for boobs.
It took me seven tries to spell "Early".
Good night, everyone.
>breasts a best
i cry before i put anything into the player
I'm off anyway gents, see you in another thread soon!
didnt he make some album recently that was really electronic? 99% sure id hate that whole album
toy story 3
Pursuit of happiness
and thousands more
Gonna go now guys, cya!
Another maki playing overwatch. Not our maki. Or should I say your maki?
Gif. Love it. No regrets.
Yeah. I would propably have been happier, if there would've been more scenes of her smiling.
Megumin panties are worthy of the qt you are.
Thanks! Your words and attitude make me feel like a really special snowflake and that is making me a little confused... in a good way.
After being treated by a rock by someone who I like someone else starts making me feel awesome and then you show up... And you're awesome aswell!
>Kagami is now a perv
I see she has finally joined us
Heh, thanks tsuyu <3
I find those pics adorable.
The Green Mile.
Going for the Britney Spears style?
yes, and its shit
i hate it
burn it with fire
and yes, we share lives
Thats cool. I was already going bald so i said fuck it.
That one time she made a joke was adorable
How's your mother's day?
Not soon enough
Goodnight Milk Tanker.
I've always been good at it, don't know why but I have.
Nah its gotta be natural.
Yea they are really good and keep the artstyle of the anime itself. Wish there were more.
You deserve it, you beautiful person.
I do not wish to confuse I only wish to make you feel happy, and loved. And so long as I am doing that I feel like my life has meaning. Wether we are friends, acquaintances, more then friends, or even straight up enemies I will stop at nothing to cheer you up.
Basically, Kagami made a really pervy comment that makes me consider her a perv. Surprisingly I am now the most innocent in the ship. Who would've thought kek
She has joined you indeed. Congrats on your new member~
Did anything special for her?
I know ;w;
My. Heads hurting beyond belief right now. I'm gonna rest for a bit. Cya later everyone
hmmmmm, i don't know if i wanna die again....i-is there somebody else??
>so many things to watch, so little time
I feel rather pretty.
I wish to be showered in love~
Kagami I'm hearing some interesting rumors
Yes...Funny.... As long as you like it that way. (Really had no choice though.)
I think there's some for mine too, but no good quality to save.
>Nah its gotta be natural.
I literally just said something similar to that in a PM.
I'll figure something out on more natural terms, you sly dog.
Mmm, me too. That subway bathroom seen tips me everytime
Yee, its sad...
Life is so sad, idnt it?
God damn all is lost moment in the incinerator
When Jack sinks, so do I...
More of a happy cry for that one, well played
Today I realize Im a eight year old girl trapped in a twenty two year old mans body...
I wanted to ask another question but think it's a bad idea so I'll leave it at that. Didn't see what I said to kagami right?
Another Maki!?!? There can be only one!
>My Maki ;)
Yeah, Its honestly not bad. I would do it more often but its usually too cold here to go without hair... kek
Haha thats awesome. Never would have thought of Kagami as the pervy one...
But you two are shipped, should be easy to steal some... kek
Yeah this day feels like its going by fast.
>Wether we are friends, acquaintances, more then friends, or even straight up enemies I will stop at nothing to cheer you up.
Nice job at making me speachless, and I do feel loved... not by that one person but I guess the past is in the past and I have no reason to be sad about that when theres people like you out there!
I will just roll back in time if you die, its safe.
>RP as homura sucks because of this... hurr durr go back in time.
Im interested in them aswell.
Whelp that sucks... I need to rewatch the anime some day to and take screencaps myself for some reactions etc.
Yeah ill never do that again i shaved my head last winter and that shit sucked.
>best waifu claimed
At first, I thought thumbnail was her doing a pose that was shooting a basketball
How long was I even gone? It felt like 20 minutes.
So fast I've actually developed a headache.
I am purchasing a gun to have not for self defense, but just in case.
i-s that really the only way??????
>make sure none of my blood gets on your face
Right?! I thought I was the pervy one too, and quite frankly, I'm impressed ahah
oops, selected the uncensored one by mistake
Lol okay cause I didn't do anything lol
Not sure, but it is that time of day where the threads go fast.
That's probably from the lack of sleep, I'm feeling tired myself.
i already own a air riffle (only gun your allowed in the uk)
Waifuless you are an awesome guy that showed up here by a miracle! And I feel super lucky for being the 'chosen' one and not anyone else in the thread... theres so many and it could have been anyone!
>make sure none of my blood gets on your face
Thats why we don't do it when you're on that week...
It's everything I want, a .38, cheap, and reliable, if the reviews are anything to go on. It'll get the job done, basically.
I'm in Texas, I used to have a gun, but now I don't, soon I will again.
Ayy that's a way to get loads of pics!
A very good movie to watch alone.
That reply made me laugh.
kek, come try that up here in Minnesota. I did it a few years ago in the winter for the state swim meet, shit was cold
Yes, Mirai and Maki are mine <3
Yeah, didnt see that one coming.. kek
>Yet Kagami is still scared of you a little it seems...
rachnera want her to abuse me sometimes then protect me like my new mother mmmmh
>tfw we know we're talking about suicide without saying suicide
!!!! w-what...i don't think it's that time!!!
>there has to be another way!!!!
Yeah, no kidding. Right section of the back of my head hurts pretty bad now, going to my eye.
This isn't fun. You should sleep if you're tired, big guy.
I miss my firearms. I used to have many but I had to sell them for money back when I was between jobs.
then stop being bored
Mistakes were made.. Unfortunately I cannot repair them and have to live with the guilt
Nah its only 7, I probably wont go to sleep for another like 5 hours.
I can assure you I was joking!
Oh so you DO agree with the shipping!
Yus! And in nice resolution too.
Rope-kun is here and you're staying away from it!
We can always do the other way around in that case... its not fair but im sure you understand.
Oh, alright. Glad to have you here while you still are, horror buddy.
I prefer to think of it as contract termination.
I miss my firearms, I also hate that Texas has blue laws that prevent sales of firearms on Sunday. Also I don't even know if the store is open that's selling the weapon I want.
BBL going to go play BF3
Hey Painter are you really considering cutting it short? I don't think I could ever do that. Why would you end an existance so versatile and interesting before it's time?
It was an honor trying with you Megumin, farewell
You can't handle her cooldowns
Who do you think he's referring to?
Not like I've got anywhere else to be, so you're stuck with me for as long as these threads last.
i-i don't mind that....it sounds nice!!!
Its okay friend, I will share in your guilt for it was me that took the shot...
Maybeee... Im a little tsundere when they are here though...
>Pls dont tell them
Have fun. See you later friend
Hey at least you have a good selection in terms of variety. Here in CA everything needs bullet buttons and shit and ugh. My dad's old M1 was grandfathered in so the mag law didn't affect it but I had to sell that one too ;~;
What an inaccurate word to describe me hanging out with ya.
Now go get those panties and prove me you are worthy of the title you just got!
I think I might have a serious mental health problem. I'm also looking for an affordable therapist.
Yes, I'm aware of the problems of Cali, I grew up there. Spent 20 years in that place.
It's fine, I'm the one who ordered it after all, I should take responsibility
But the guilt.. the guilt! D:
I'll see what I can find for mine as well.
Great resolution is best pic!
Your secret is safe with me and I will continue to act as nothing happened
looks like its time for more suicidal thoughts
okay!!! i will, but only 'cause you said so lol
megumin if you gimme your panties i won't hold blowing me up against you anymore
10-bit 1080p or riot!
Emm... so many gets in this thread. How was your weekend? And thanks for another piece of art Dio.
But she's not 13, you're giving us mixed signals here.
It's best to ignore them
I have no fucking clue who that is
Well the will to live is something you definitely should have. I don't know how expensive mental help is where you're at but you should definitely seek some. You wouldn't keep walking around with a broken hand, that shit is going to get infected. Same with mental problems, this I know
You'll never be safe as long as you're vulnerable
But I didnt have to carry out your orders!
>Not sure if I trust you with this... kek
It was incredibly boring
You know damn well I don't indulge in such tastes.