Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
>>683330084
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT
>>683329685
Just one month away..
>soon™
>>683329951
Thanks <3
>pats head
>>683329623
i need to listen to elect the dead and harakiri
its generally agreed upon that everything past harakiri is shit right?
>oh shit it dat waifu edition
>>683330151
I'M FUCKING UNSHIPPABLE
other yotsuba here
going to kick shimmerdick's ass
>>683329684
Well hello~
>hugs
>>683329852
<3
Obligatory claim.
I pat, therefore I am
Mei claimed.
>>683329685
Mei isn't as cute as she looks like.
I don't actually know if i should be happy, or sad about it.
>>683330256
One month? Finals is tomorrow for me!
Megumin claimed~
>>683330256
Anytime~
>Kagami is now a perv
Ah brb, geting food
>>683330063
how are all your ships doing?
>sachi claim
>Sameji lurking
Claimed.
>>683330063
Ayy comrade!
Miho claimed
>>683330138
>>683330151
Sit around mostly. Then i shaved my head so now im bald.
>>683330128
w-who should be my first target???
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
Best girlie claimed!
>>683330303
Hi! How are you?
>>683330374
You lucky bastard
>>683330376
<3
>>683330128
Everytime I see you around I find myself unable to keep from being elated.
Knowing that you are here, and nothing bad has happened to you leaves me with a smile on my face.
>Waifuless
>>683330374
>>683330551
Goooood. And yourself? <3
>Tsuyu
>>683330297
Your ship will come to port, friend
>>683330327
She's kuudere need that someone to make her smile
>>683330551
;_;
>>683330523
Super cute
>>683330084
mandatory cc claim
>>683330262
generally yea
but some stuff is good
QOTT
What movie makes you cri erry time?
Air Bud
>>683330319
You're freaking adorable.
>>683330606
!!!!
>>683330747
Pursuit of happiness
Shinoa
Milinda claim
>>683330297
kek congrats friend
>>683330376
>Kagami is now a perv
I feel like there is a story here... What did I miss?
>>683330477
Bald? That sounds fun. Im going bald early june.
>>683330718
Meh, I have a Really bad headache
>>683330721
Soon, school will be over for me
>>683330747
my neighbor totoro
Early bed time for boobs.
It took me seven tries to spell "Early".
Good night, everyone.
>breasts a best
>>683330747
none
i cry before i put anything into the player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnGdoEa1tPg
I'm off anyway gents, see you in another thread soon!
>>683330722
didnt he make some album recently that was really electronic? 99% sure id hate that whole album
>>683330747
toy story 3
>>683331001
my life
>>683330747
Only one?
Pffft
Titanic
Schindler's list
Pursuit of happiness
Ghost
and thousands more
>>683330612
Noticed
Gonna go now guys, cya!
>>683330916
I can give head pats <3
>Tsuyu
>>683330984
Night
>>683330865
Another maki playing overwatch. Not our maki. Or should I say your maki?
>>683330916
Soon
>>683331019
Bye maki!
>>683331111
Trip quads
>>683330523
Gif. Love it. No regrets.
>>683330721
Yeah. I would propably have been happier, if there would've been more scenes of her smiling.
>>683330798
Her face when I pulled out my dick.
>>683330798
>>683331111
>>683330503
Megumin panties are worthy of the qt you are.
>>683330579
Thanks! Your words and attitude make me feel like a really special snowflake and that is making me a little confused... in a good way.
After being treated by a rock by someone who I like someone else starts making me feel awesome and then you show up... And you're awesome aswell!
>>683330927
mustwatchmustwatchmustwatch
Akiko claimed
>>683330376
>Kagami is now a perv
I see she has finally joined us
>>683331111
Checked
>>683331169
Heh, thanks tsuyu <3
>>683331192
Soon.
>>683331111
>>683330491
I find those pics adorable.
>>683330747
The Green Mile.
>>683330477
Going for the Britney Spears style?
>>683331111
yes, and its shit
i hate it
kill it
burn it with fire
and yes, we share lives
>>683331222
Trips checking quads lol
>>683330865
Thats cool. I was already going bald so i said fuck it.
>>683331317
Funny
>>683331195
That one time she made a joke was adorable
>>683331211
How's your mother's day?
>>683331296
Not soon enough
>>683330984
Goodnight Milk Tanker.
>>683329850
Goodnight.
>>683329906
I've always been good at it, don't know why but I have.
>>683330149
Nah its gotta be natural.
>>683331222
Boyyyyyyyyy
>>683331111
>checked
Holy shit Mugi nice gets
>>683331317
Yea they are really good and keep the artstyle of the anime itself. Wish there were more.
>>683331222
>>683331111
Sick lads.
>>683331450
>boring
>>683331260
You deserve it, you beautiful person.
I do not wish to confuse I only wish to make you feel happy, and loved. And so long as I am doing that I feel like my life has meaning. Wether we are friends, acquaintances, more then friends, or even straight up enemies I will stop at nothing to cheer you up.
>Waifuless
>>683330865
Basically, Kagami made a really pervy comment that makes me consider her a perv. Surprisingly I am now the most innocent in the ship. Who would've thought kek
>>683331273
She has joined you indeed. Congrats on your new member~
>>683331619
Did anything special for her?
>>683331450
I know ;w;
My. Heads hurting beyond belief right now. I'm gonna rest for a bit. Cya later everyone
>>683331260
hmmmmm, i don't know if i wanna die again....i-is there somebody else??
>so many things to watch, so little time
i'm tired
it's 5 pm
time for sleep
Aizawa Nagisaaaaaa
>>683331619
more like this
I feel rather pretty.
I wish to be showered in love~
>>683331794
>'Tis was but a dream~
>Megumin
>>683331778
>>683331800
Bye you two
Shinoa
>>683331760
>nope
>>683331619
Bun :(
Dio-sama...
>>683331794
>>683331794
Kagami I'm hearing some interesting rumors
>>683331853
Ay Aiza
>>683331919
>
I guess I missed a whole thread.
>>683331426
Yes...Funny.... As long as you like it that way. (Really had no choice though.)
>>683331599
I think there's some for mine too, but no good quality to save.
>>683331511
>Nah its gotta be natural.
I literally just said something similar to that in a PM.
I'll figure something out on more natural terms, you sly dog.
>>683330849
Mmm, me too. That subway bathroom seen tips me everytime
>>683330927
Yee, its sad...
>>683331001
Life is so sad, idnt it?
>>683331111
God damn all is lost moment in the incinerator
>>683331153
When Jack sinks, so do I...
>>683331317
More of a happy cry for that one, well played
Today I realize Im a eight year old girl trapped in a twenty two year old mans body...
>>683331919
I wanted to ask another question but think it's a bad idea so I'll leave it at that. Didn't see what I said to kagami right?
>>683331192
Another Maki!?!? There can be only one!
>My Maki ;)
>topkek
>>683331426
Yeah, Its honestly not bad. I would do it more often but its usually too cold here to go without hair... kek
>>683331706
Haha thats awesome. Never would have thought of Kagami as the pervy one...
>>683331794
But you two are shipped, should be easy to steal some... kek
>>683332188
Yeah this day feels like its going by fast.
>>683332430
And your Mirai
;)
>>683331700
>Wether we are friends, acquaintances, more then friends, or even straight up enemies I will stop at nothing to cheer you up.
Nice job at making me speachless, and I do feel loved... not by that one person but I guess the past is in the past and I have no reason to be sad about that when theres people like you out there!
>>683331794
I will just roll back in time if you die, its safe.
>RP as homura sucks because of this... hurr durr go back in time.
>>683332155
Im interested in them aswell.
>>683332196
Whelp that sucks... I need to rewatch the anime some day to and take screencaps myself for some reactions etc.
tets
>>683332259
it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoheCz4t2xc
>>683332653
>Wether
>Whether*
But yes. I am glad to see you so happy..
Homu you really are a perfect little cutie pie <3
>Waifuless
>>683332430
Yeah ill never do that again i shaved my head last winter and that shit sucked.
>>683332196
ha ha....
lol trip quads
>>683332699
demos
>>683330084
>hentai/anime sucks
>best waifu claimed
>>683332407
>......
>no
>>683332196
At first, I thought thumbnail was her doing a pose that was shooting a basketball
>>683332851
Lewd.
>>683332520
How long was I even gone? It felt like 20 minutes.
>>683332849
My nigga.
>>683332520
So fast I've actually developed a headache.
I am purchasing a gun to have not for self defense, but just in case.
>>683332653
i-s that really the only way??????
>make sure none of my blood gets on your face
wew a lot of repeating digits are coming
>>683332430
Right?! I thought I was the pervy one too, and quite frankly, I'm impressed ahah
Get?
>Megumin
![Aizawa4[censored].png](https://i.imgur.com/xdQdPlT.png "Aizawa4[censored].png")
>>683333141
Okay?
>>683333095
oops, selected the uncensored one by mistake
>>683332925
Lol okay cause I didn't do anything lol
>>683332851
omg barby
>>683332155
r-rumors??? what kinda rumors???
>>683333095
yo
>>683333393
you tried ;(
>>683333095
Not sure, but it is that time of day where the threads go fast.
>>683333138
That's probably from the lack of sleep, I'm feeling tired myself.
>>683332851
Meh, it's not great.
>>683333141
i already own a air riffle (only gun your allowed in the uk)
>>683332822
Waifuless you are an awesome guy that showed up here by a miracle! And I feel super lucky for being the 'chosen' one and not anyone else in the thread... theres so many and it could have been anyone!
>>683333187
Yes.
>make sure none of my blood gets on your face
Thats why we don't do it when you're on that week...
>>683333393
>off by 60
You tried
>>683333460
what?
>>683333460
Post Flippy please.
>>683333413
It's everything I want, a .38, cheap, and reliable, if the reviews are anything to go on. It'll get the job done, basically.
>>683333607
I'm in Texas, I used to have a gun, but now I don't, soon I will again.
>>683333427
>>683332653
Ayy that's a way to get loads of pics!
>>683332259
A very good movie to watch alone.
>>683332829
.......Sorry....
>>683333073
That reply made me laugh.
>Sanae
>>683333333
Let's take a peek at who got it.
>>683333723
>>683333521
Rope-kun is my only friend
>>683333751
>>683333734
i'm board
kat best waifu
>>683332829
kek, come try that up here in Minnesota. I did it a few years ago in the winter for the state swim meet, shit was cold
>>683332550
Yes, Mirai and Maki are mine <3
kek
>>683333316
Yeah, didnt see that one coming.. kek
>Yet Kagami is still scared of you a little it seems...
rachnera want her to abuse me sometimes then protect me like my new mother mmmmh
>>683333644
Oh hush you~
You're 'chosen' because of what a sweetheart you are. So humble as well, like i said you really are perfect. <3
>Waifuless
>>683333761
thats good
>tfw we know we're talking about suicide without saying suicide
>>683333644
!!!! w-what...i don't think it's that time!!!
>there has to be another way!!!!
>>683333551
Yeah, no kidding. Right section of the back of my head hurts pretty bad now, going to my eye.
This isn't fun. You should sleep if you're tired, big guy.
>>683333761
I miss my firearms. I used to have many but I had to sell them for money back when I was between jobs.
>>683333870
then stop being bored
>>683333882
Mistakes were made.. Unfortunately I cannot repair them and have to live with the guilt
>>683333840
noose
>>683334024
Nah its only 7, I probably wont go to sleep for another like 5 hours.
>>683333763
I can assure you I was joking!
>>683333882
Oh so you DO agree with the shipping!
>>683334116
I CANT
also this was in a non-gfur thread
>>683333804
Yus! And in nice resolution too.
>>683333840
Rope-kun is here and you're staying away from it!
>>683334019
We can always do the other way around in that case... its not fair but im sure you understand.
Nagato claimed.
>>683334186
Oh, alright. Glad to have you here while you still are, horror buddy.
>>683333992
I prefer to think of it as contract termination.
>>683334116
I miss my firearms, I also hate that Texas has blue laws that prevent sales of firearms on Sunday. Also I don't even know if the store is open that's selling the weapon I want.
>>683333882
lol
BBL going to go play BF3
>>683333761
Hey Painter are you really considering cutting it short? I don't think I could ever do that. Why would you end an existance so versatile and interesting before it's time?
>>683333840
>>683334125
It was an honor trying with you Megumin, farewell
>>683333876
You can't handle her cooldowns
>>683334280
>bowl-haired faggot
Who do you think he's referring to?
>>683334369
Not like I've got anywhere else to be, so you're stuck with me for as long as these threads last.
>>683334459
The fuck man
>>683334327
i-i don't mind that....it sounds nice!!!
>>683334499
>>683334340
Good taste anon.
>>683334125
Its okay friend, I will share in your guilt for it was me that took the shot...
>>683334219
Maybeee... Im a little tsundere when they are here though...
>Pls dont tell them
>>683334459
Have fun. See you later friend
>>683334280
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>683334432
Hey at least you have a good selection in terms of variety. Here in CA everything needs bullet buttons and shit and ugh. My dad's old M1 was grandfathered in so the mag law didn't affect it but I had to sell that one too ;~;
>>683334537
>stuck
What an inaccurate word to describe me hanging out with ya.
>>683334609
Now go get those panties and prove me you are worthy of the title you just got!
>>683334499
I think I might have a serious mental health problem. I'm also looking for an affordable therapist.
>>683334683
Yes, I'm aware of the problems of Cali, I grew up there. Spent 20 years in that place.
>>683334652
It's fine, I'm the one who ordered it after all, I should take responsibility
>>683334327
But the guilt.. the guilt! D:
>>683334327
I'll see what I can find for mine as well.
Great resolution is best pic!
>>683334652
Your secret is safe with me and I will continue to act as nothing happened
>>683334716
>sunday
>8 pm
looks like its time for more suicidal thoughts
I still don't know if it's safe...
>>683334931
>>683335203
Now that's great.
>>683334931
okay!!! i will, but only 'cause you said so lol
>>683334947
megumin if you gimme your panties i won't hold blowing me up against you anymore
>>683334947
>The guilt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ATFedwjnk
>>683334956
10-bit 1080p or riot!
>>683335099
Meme.
>>683335188
Emm... so many gets in this thread. How was your weekend? And thanks for another piece of art Dio.
>>683335295
But she's not 13, you're giving us mixed signals here.
>>683335166
>>683335166
It's best to ignore them
>>683334614
I have no fucking clue who that is
>>683334944
Well the will to live is something you definitely should have. I don't know how expensive mental help is where you're at but you should definitely seek some. You wouldn't keep walking around with a broken hand, that shit is going to get infected. Same with mental problems, this I know
>>683335166
You'll never be safe as long as you're vulnerable
>>683335203
Hello president
>>683334931
>
>>683333967
>>683335326
>>683334947
>the guilt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQlkmPEdLY
>>683335326
memememememememe
>>683334947
But I didnt have to carry out your orders!
>>683334998
Good.
>Not sure if I trust you with this... kek
>>683335326
It was incredibly boring
>>683335414
You know damn well I don't indulge in such tastes.
>>683335321
...
>hands panties
>>683335326
Nice song~
Na night guysh
>>683335543
My mind has been infected by devils for a long time. I would check myself into a mental health facility, but I can't afford that. I see the gun as being a bit of insurance.
>>683335702
Let's share the guilt together
>your secret is also safe with me~
>Megumin
>>683335326
>>683335326
4k resolution or desmadre!
>Sanae
>>683335705
You're right, handsome. My mistake.
>hand
>>683336225
>>683335702
Wow really nigga?
>>683335970
Got a song for this moment
https://youtu.be/ojOXAxUk1bQ
Shinoa bro
