Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of you're waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>First time baking edition
Best girlie claimed!
Mei claimed.
>>683321022
Sorry for the late reply, I'm currently studying for an test today. Even if I'm pretty sure that I'll get a good mark, I don't want to risk something. I really need this.
>>683324512
I used to have crippling anxiety but had some great help and mental tools that basically boil down to the art of not giving a fuck.
>>683324494
I do too (as do most of the older posters) but there's a difference between actual discussion; I don't believe are girls are equal, some are just bad from being one dimensional bitches, but that's not the kind of discussion you're going for with "best girl" or "a shit".
>>683324494
>>683324125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKHF-5nPcOs
I feel like shit.
platonic yotsuba here
about to fight glitterdick
Megumin claimed~
>Kagami is a pervy qt
Claimed.
Pre-work claim. Jeading off now, I bet the thread is over when I next check
>claim
a a a a a a a a
Obligatory claim.
Y'all take too long to bake, jeeze.
hi everyone
>>683325168
Yotsuba claimed
Happy Mother's Day!
>>683325397
but you're not.
>>683325410
good luck with that.
sachi claim
>>683325251
that's actually better for me, since i know where my gb micro is
..wait.
how do we fight?
I suddenly don't feel very good. I might go lay down.
>Guess who's lurking in the house
>>683325168
kagami claimed
>i guess im a perv now edition
>>683325559
that pic
>
>>683324441
It is mother's day, isn't it. I forget every year...
My day's pretty swell. Chillin'. Yourself?
>>683324494
There need not be a "best waifu" argument. As I said, ever girl is best girlie to someone.
>>683324807
Pretty killer so far. Finally did that cleaning I complained about~
>>683325168
not claimed I already have a waifu
>>683324441
Thats slightly discerning, Im no erp guy
>>683324625
Its not herpes is it?
If it kills its fine.
Its when Im discomforted all my life that I have issues
>>683324697
Oh, darn...
>>683324767
So many differing opinions!
The name I have chosen is very unique...I have chosen
XxIiSlApAhOexX
The Untouchables is a great movie
>>683325666
Hey Satan.
>>683325397
y
>>683325759
Awh shit son. First time getting satanic trips!
Pat O'Clock
>>683325646
Rest if you need to qt!
>>683325397
You shouldn't
>>683325397
>>683325646
rip
>>683325666
>>683325666
>Satan trips
Howdy howdy everyone!
How's your day going? Anyone do something special for their mom today?
>>683325661
>i guess im a perv now edition
Kek, you are~
>>683325666
Seems lihe Satan approves your cleaning!
>>683325655
Hello once more.
>>683325713
I'm the only person that liked the Lone Ranger.
>>683325883
>pats
>>683325646
Did you drink too much milk?
>>683325883
Every time of the day except lunch is Pat O'Clock
>>683325527
Who's the one that said they would wreck us?
>>683320506
It is pretty fun.
>>683321407
Yeah that's just something that happens, every game around the 11-1200s maybe the 1300s the Mongols show up from the east the the Aztecs show up from the West, shits ridiculous. You think I have a lot of soldiers, just you fucking wait, that's one of the reasons I want a strong Byzantine Empire, so I've got a buffer against the Mongols while I try to to be raped by the Aztecs.
>>683325168
mandatory cc claim
>>683325368
im compleatly lost. please explain in lamans terms
im high
>>683325666
>trips prove we're going to hell
for some reason there is
>>683325385
dam
i love this song
>>683325638
I dunno
Umm... Internet i guess
Dio-sama...
>>683325646
Don't get up
>>683325646
See you later, Gold.
>>683326043
Indeed it is, Milk.
>>683325979
ayy
>>683326040
The one you replied to
>>683325246
It's understandable dude
>>683324973
Yay!
>>683325126
Aww
>>683325397
Y tho?
>>683325666
Fine satan please don't kill me
>>683325703
What's they all say
>>683325967
Fuck me. It's my first time getting satanic trips. Am I celebrity now or something?
>Kurisu
>>683326085
let me find some sort of pokemon wifi battle thing
in the meantime let's exchange yotsubas?
need to expand my file
>>683325954
Going smooth. Got my mother a dog plush, and some pizza. How's it been?
>>683325954
doing good, flowers and chocolates, simple gift.
>>683325661
Don't cry cutie :(
>>683325954
I called her.
I'm back!
>who wants a hug?
clmd
>>683325979
I liked it too
>>683326043
>Mongols
Oh shit, Finland is in it! I hope the Byzantines get their shit together. Are the Mongols that strong when they appear?
>>683325967
damn....i was supposed to be the innocent one kek!!
>>683326375
that's the saddest episode in LS, besides the last one...too many feels for me
>>683326209
Emi and your waifu would not get along.
>>683326435
Hello pinz, how are you?
>hugs
>>683326253
Wat....
>>683326253
You're the one?
>>683325979
>I'm the only person that liked the Lone Ranger.
I hope you're talking about the old radio series.
>>683326059
I think I'll try tomorrow
>>683326059
have you ever heard of Honey?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSgyGsAuQyo
they played it live some time in 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4x-_-o7cOM
makes me hope theyre bringing back these old songs for a new album
>>683326538
>forgot r
prinz
>>683325562
I'm not but I feel like it.
>>683325884
Maybe so, but I still do.
>>683325945
>>683326297
Rip me.
I'unno what's wrong.
>>683326435
ayy prinz
>>683326538
smoking is good for the soul
>>683326435
I want one!~
>explosive hug
>>683326339
Only for a bit~
>>683326525
Not anymore~ Enjoy your new title <3
>>683326607
I am not.
>>683326487
Wonderful
>>683326435
I'll take one
Another day, another waifu thread.
>>683326342
Okay
>fukken saved
>>683326607
ok, im fine with that
might not be high tomorrow
idk, i do it when i get stressed
>>683326611
yes i have, love it
dont want in new album
but i do want it on their tour
i own all their albums
>>683326846
One day closer...
>>683326829
Flower
>>683326538
Hi Yuuko! How are you?
>happy hugs
>pinz and needles
>>683326735
Hello!
>hugs
>>683326741
Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs
>>683326790
Hi Atago!!
>suffocating hugs
How's everyone doing?
>>683326735
No, it isn't! Smoking is inhaling death for your body and mind!
>>683326579
Yass
>>683326741
this is gonna be painful lol....i've dug myself a grave now
>>683326829
Looking back that flower does look somewhat fake.
Akiko late claim
Just got a quadra against 5 tryndamere's. How's that even possible?
>>683325168
your bake is fine
>>683326435
Prrrriiiinnnnnzzz
>happy hugs
>>683326877
I'll battle you as well.
>>683326525
I agree, I love towards the end of the final episode the main theme is played in the background but more melodic and melancholy
>>683326297
Nerr, its nerrt trerr
>>683326354
Nice, sounds like a good time. I cleaned off the deck and set up a gazebo. Took all goddamn day.
>>683326375
Hey, how you been Konata?
>>683326387
Always good to show you care.
>>683326435
Hi Prinz! *hug*
I'm gonna go eat some hambahgahs, I'll be back.
>>683325661
Now we can be pervs together.
>>683327021
I asked you first!
Just fine as always.
>>683327047
>>683326735
I knew it
>>683327203
renge
>>683327021
What's up Prinz?~
>>683327100
Don't worry, you're still a qt in my eyes~
>just a pervy one
>>683327049
And you too!
>>683327289
Yuuko.
>>683327114
No. We're not gonna' that boring. Not willingly.
>>683327047
>>683327289
body sure, mind not so much
>>683327117
Sachiiiiiii~
>tight hugs
>>683327203
Hey renge!
I'll cya later, I hope those hambahgahs are good
>>683327289
Ah sorry, I'm good, just got done playing overwatch with friends
>>683327349
Nothing much, just started relaxing
>>683327389
Ruri
>>683326130
So are you.
>>683326487
I've still got plenty of time to prepare and by the time they arrive I'll probably have all of central Europe and maybe even all of Britannia as well, the Mongols appear in two or three waves, I've only ever played one game long enough to see them appear but the first wave came in and pretty much took over all of the middle east, I mean they were absolutely unstoppable by even the strongest of muslim empires, the next wave came in and took over a shit load of pagan lands and I'm pretty sure threatened Anatolia at times. I honestly cannot remember how many soldiers they started out with but they get tens of thousands for their invasion so total from both waves I'd say upwards of 100 thousand soldiers.
>>683327349
>pervy qt is best qt
>>683326994
You remembered my ongoing suffering!
>How could anyone not when you mention it almost daily
3 months, 3 weeks, 21 days 5 hours and 43 minutes left.
>>683327203
Eh, wish I were closer to home to be able to do more.
Usually cook her up somethin
>>683326941
i wish they would play their demo songs more often... at least theyre playing Temper again so thats nice
i only have their self titled, toxicity, and steal this album! right now
why dont you want it on a new album?
id love Temper on a new album personally
its makes me pissed they havent ever played this live before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8XqIGkWqm0
>>683326877
found a thing called Pokemon Showdown
make a team with gen 3 UUs
play.pokemonshowdown.com
>>683327239
I'll just watch....
>>683327239
Pervs?!
>>683327531
It is truly a curse. Life without waifu is suffering.
>>683327239
>
>>683327614
Pokemon Showdown is great, I used to be all into competitive Pokemon, but I really dislike the community so I stopped, have no clue what it's like now. Plan to try to get back into for Sun and Moon
>>683325883
>>683327581
because i already have it
i have a playlist of my fav songs on my pc, might upload it to youtube sometime
sometime
>>683327239
Hello dear.
>Waifuless
Kill yourselves.
Regards: HGA
>oh shit whaddup boys
>>683327704
I heard you liek pantiez.
>>683327624
Does that mean you won't defend your drawers if we find them?
>>683327614
Oh hey... If you wanna play monotypes I probably still have my team there, didn't play much else on gen6.
>>683327918
Join us.
>>683328026
Hello sweetie.
>>683327943
forgot I had Image settings
>>683327401
Don't go quiet into that goodnight.
I hope your back hasn't been giving you too much trouble these past few weeks.
>dem legs doe
>>683328083
How are you my loving Homu? I hope you had the opportunity to enjoy a long stroll outside. Unless it was still raining..
>Waifuless
I'm heading out for a bit, later everyone!
>>683327463
Mens sana in corpore sano
>>683327508
>100 thousand soldiers.
BRUH
Fucking legions of death! How is it possible to stop them? I've never seen more than 15k soldiers or so
>>683327959
meh
i guess that makes sense
and Serj's voice was way better in the original recording so theres that too
>>683328052
OH SHIT WHADDUP
>>683328265
FUCKING LIES
>>683328265
farewell
>yuuko
Miho claimed
Hello
>>683327479
>forgotten
>>683328420
it's dat boy
>>683325954
My mom deserves a mansion but I could only buy her a $50 godiva chocolate box
>>683326435
>
>>683326623
Nigga smoke some OG13 and live life
>>683327181
Huh?
>>683327789
Hey what's up?
>>683328052
>not spelling boi
>>683328252
Still raining here and there but nothing crazy, went dinner at my sisters place and it was great. How was your day?
>>683328420
exactly
(whenever i say this people hate me)
>>683327789
Sup Konan O'Brien...
>>683328052
Ayy lmao.
>>683328083
I will defend them. But I'll just watch y'all.
>>683325168
Gif. Love it. Forever.
I will point this out everytime you post this.
Claiming Red
>>683327508
>So are you.
Well aren't you just a sweet lil' thing.
>>683328523
Hello PTSD
>>683328555
Who are you?
>trips confirm
>>683328631
Well my day was mostly boring.
Nothing exciting, except for coming here to see that you were around. And I was quite elated to see that your day was nice. <3
>Waifuless
>>683328265
Well I wouldnt say beautiful...
>>683328619
To be honest with ya, I have absolutely no idea
>>683328083
okay!!!
>>683328619
>tight hugs
How are you shinoa-bro?
>>683328855
A sad, forgotten anon who just got trips
>>683328889
FUCK YOU
>>683328855
Triggered
>>683328738
>>683328964
I didn't get trips.
>>683328979
Not enough people in this thread know you.
>>683329147
OUT
U
T
>>683328523
Hi. How are you?
>>683329135
I was talking about myself, silly
>>683329147
Hmm? Water you doing here, horse?
>>683329228
pls don't h8 m8
>>683328640
probably because there are people that think his voice is getting better but between 2011 to 2015 i honestly cant tell that big of a difference
i wouldnt even say his new voice is BAD its just DIFFERENT
>>683327479
Nice!~
>>683327518
Agreed~
>late reply, had dinner
>>683329147
SHIT
another fuckin newfag to /waifu/
FUCK ALL THIS SHIT
get me some gin
way too many people here
>>683328395
Same way you deal with any other country that outnumbers you, either get some powerful allies or hope that you can catch their army split up and be able to take out the smaller armies one by one eventually wiping them out and regaining control of the situation. Other wise hope they lose enough soldiers in the sieges that you can actually fight them. By the time they show up though I should have enough to fight them.
>>683328775
Dammit, one day I will make you feel embarrassed.
I'm not dead yet.
>>683329135
I know
>>683329360
anime no pony shit plz
>>683329393
nah, i prefer his early works, just youtube always gives me his newer shit so i only post that
(seems like most people like it anyway)
>>683329262
Im doing ok-ish. You?
Milinda claim
>>683329540
Hi Miho <3
>>683329404
Yeah but now my heads hurting, so it's not nice anymore ;w;
>>683329538
Hi Froggo!
>hugs
>>683328738
And I will post this
>
>>683328914
Nigga..
>>683328964
I'm doing fine. Finals! So close!!!
>>683329426
>newfag
>>683329540
Well you'll have me and your wife <3
>that said goodbye
Time for sleep, good night folks.
>>683329538
I know youre not!
Gen 4 UU, made my team, challenge PlatonicYotsuba.
>>683329526
I wish I could into strategy
>>683329668
Hello <3
>>683329728
bye
>>683329684
Have a hug, maybe that'll help ya~
>caring hug
Yuno claim
>>683329850
Goodnight Shiki.
>Kyouko
>>683328889
Tbh I'd rather have a 'boring' day busy doing nothing, but its probably better for me to go out anyway. Im deligthed to know it makes you so happy just knowing that I had a nice day!
>>683328953
>dat pic
Soon enough you will start wearing panties instead of ribbons.
>>683329656
Doing alright myself. What did you do today?
>>683329526
Errr, I could do it for you now if you want me to....but I don't really follow...
>confused hands
>>683329946
How are you friend?
>>683330063
Hi Yuno! Still ship free?
>>683329850
Night Shiki!
>Emi
