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>Be a 24 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
>Feelsbadman.jpg
So how old are you virgins?
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>>683320380
21 but I don't think it will change any time soon
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19 but I'm not a virgin
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19, pretty good so far
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>>683320380
18. Most I've done is hold hands. Not even a beta looking faggot either. Constantly get complements on muscle and looks. I choose to ignore it and am to afraid to take an extra step.
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>>683321454
this
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22 year old virgin. It isn't going to change.
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>>683320380
How are you 24 and still a virgin i'm 25 by the way. Just go onto backpage.com and get a fucking hooker and do this once a week and you will get your confidence up. Then you can think about getting a girl friend and having a relationship, but you need pussy to feel like a man
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21 yo virgin not kissless, just never done anything sexual
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got a blowjob at 13 from girl same age does that count as losing my V?
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>>683321946
If you have to ask if it counts then it doesn't count.
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>>683321946
You can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, MARY!
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I don't understand how there are so many of us. Was it like this 50 years ago or only nowadays because every girl has the princess syndrome? Or is it because of the internet and the fact that we fap all the time? My father is a total cuck but he still got tons of pussy when he was my age. Every time he tells me I feel like I let him down
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22
have kissed a few girls
oral sex, but I would always go soft, never came
no intercourse

Thinking about doing nofap until I have actual sex.
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>>683321454
Just do it. Tbh, if you are good looking and the mood is right, very few girls will turn you down for sex.
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>>683322465
No fap? Unthinkable...
You are a very strong man just for even the thought anon...
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>>683322374
yes girls have princess syndrome but that doesn't make them money. You can buy pussy and get that shit out of your system of needing it.
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>>683322596
Looks don't really matter, I don't get laid very often at all, and I have known quite a few people that I know I look better than that get laid way more than I do.
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>>683322750
Looks matter a lot, especially at your age. You really know nothing about girls, I think that's your real problem.
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>>683322674
I tried but I couldn't do it. It's not only your wallet that will be empty but also your inside
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>>683322374
It's probably always been like this. I don't think the princess syndrome is new, or even exists. Just learn to be mean to girls and to generally not care if you get laid or not and it will somehow crawl to you begging. I can't explain it, but women are even dumber than us men.
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25
Never tried pursuing a relationship or anything, so can't complain. Declined the opportunities I had during college as I didn't want something to happen with someone drunk or that I barely knew.

Never give myself the opportunity to meet and know people as I'm afraid of intimacy/rejection I guess. Gave up the idea that I might meet somebody and something might happen.
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>>683322870
At my age? Looks matter? Are you baiting me?
Confidence and money are the two things women seem to be attracted to the most.
Looks mean precisely dick if you're a basement dweller who has no confidence.
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>>683320380
same here op, im 24 too. unkissed. had sex only a few times. few times means it is so less, virginity would be better.
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>>683322640
I'm at the end of my rope man. Normal porn no longer excites me and I feel insecure as fuck. I'm a solid 7/10, I know it wouldn't be that hard for me to get laid if I had more confidence.
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>>68332306
Five more years and you will see all, brother. The known and the unknown will be yours to command.
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B8 over 9000
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>>683322931
I'm not saying its the final solution but getting pussy will make you feel like a man and then you work on getting a girlfriend to fill that hole in your heart
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>>683323319
Just pretend like you have confidence, try being drunk more often.
Find the dude you know who gets laid the most, and act like him.
Just don't forget, if you're faking confidence and putting on a facade to get laid, congrats for one, you are one step closer to becoming a true man in my eyes, BUT don't take that girl seriously because it wasn't YOU she was wanting to fuck, it was your persona.
Money > Bitches... even niggers know this. Never forget.
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>>683323319
it's quite common for humans to try and experience something harder when they've been doing some things for a lot of times. The same reason that marijuana is called a gate way drug, try and stop masturbating - at least to porn and you will soon start to want regular porn again. The best thing would be to "monk mode" it for a month or two

Delete facebook, stop watching porn and hit the gym
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>>683323399
Moar plz
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>>683320380
18

ill probably just kill myself to spare me the shame, but whatever
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>>683323207
You said you were 18?
For one night stands, looks matter a ton to girls. For relationships, it matters less than it does for guys.
If you think looks don't matter to girls then you have a lot to learn.
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>>683321309

China is gonna have a lot of wraith's
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>>683323822
No buddy I am well into my twenties, and even for one night stands it really has just as much to do with how you carry yourself and what you say than just how you look. You must have me confused with some other anon here.
And relationships are just silly, leave that to the cucks, go home at the end of your conquest and relax, don't ever bring a woman you're fucking to live with you, that's just lame.
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>>683320380
Age 18 (virgin)
kissed 2
I think it's better being a lifeless virgin than a depressed virgin who can't talk to the girls you've kissed anymore
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>>683324042
Sorry for getting your age messed up with someone else. But at least mentally you are still a teenager, so it's cool.
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>>683323785
Will you please do that on livestream? I want to watch.
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>>683323956
An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the Age of Man comes crashing down!
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>>683322870
Looks matter to an extent, but it's not the most important thing. I'm like a 7 and I've scored with 9s plenty of times. Not all the time, but hey, what can you do. Being confident and intelligent is a perfect substitute for not being the best looking guy. You have to choose the girl differently though, that's the thing. You can't go bang your typical vapid normal girl. I go for artistic/intelligent women because I relate better to them and have more chemistry. It's not hard. Or go to the gym and eat healthy. Pick up a hobby, travel somewhere interesting, or just read a fucking book. No girl wants someone who can't improve them self in some way.
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>>683320380
32
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>>683324230
You are making no sense.
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>>683324280
This.
The artsy ones aren't usually the ones you just want to throw away though like I usually do. Those are the ones you end up wanting to keep at home.
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>>683323063
25 equal. Because poor as a rat and boring.
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>>683324417
Sorry for using big words.
>don't ever bring a woman you're fucking to live with you, that's just lame
I was referring to that: Typical wanna-be alpha male bullshit.
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>>683324280
I don't disagree with that. I was talking about a club-scene, where girls are looking for a one-night stand.
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>>683324683
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>683323319
>Normal porn no longer excites me and I feel insecure as fuck
so much this
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>>683325002
>gorilla warfare
sex with a monkey? female?
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[spoiler]old enough[/spoiler]
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>>683324927
Clubs suck, it's much easier to meet girls at parties who have boyfriends, befriend them on facebook, then meet up later.
Club one-night stand shit is over rated, people try to hard there. It's much more fun to find some dumb cunt with a boyfriend that spends too much time hovering over her and get her alone. Then you can have an almost relationship but minus all the living with her and dealing with her bullshit.
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>>683325002
I seriously doubt you were in the Navy Seals...
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>female friend called me her "gay best friend" after I was pretending to be gay and shit to make her laugh
>knows I have a thing for her and I'm not gay
>called me "average" looking
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>>683325477
You're in bro, send her a pic of your dick and I promise you it's on.
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>21
>good looking guy
>no sex in high school
>get laid in college because it couldn't be easier
Biggest thing i wish i could pass on to younger me about sex - its the most overrated thing in the entire world. Like of course it's fun and shit, but our evolutionary need to pass on our genes means every person stresses out over sex an absurd amount. It's simply not worth stressing over in any way.

but it's not like that advice is going to change anything for anyone, but it's true.
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>>683325477
Dubs confirms that this anon
>>683325609
is correct.
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>>683324927
I agree with you there. I'm just not so much into the club scene. I still go every now and then when friends drag me out. I just can't stand throw away girls because as soon as I get off, I don't even want to touch them let alone talk to or interact with them. It just feels awkward for me now.
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>>683320380

If bj's count I lost it to a hooker at 20.

If not I lost it to another hooker at 25.

And fuck you, hookers count just fine. You lose your virginity with sex faggots, not with flirting.
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>>683320380
25 yo, kissed a girl, received a handjob but didnt cum, that's all
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>>683325881
Couldn't get one on your own, could you?
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>>683325881
of course it counts
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>>683325881
Hookers count. It's just sad.
It's not as sad as being a virgin at 25 tho.
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>>683320380
18, I've had girlfriends before when I was younger but I didn't understand anything when I was younger.
Got close one time at a party when we were both drunk but I got cock blocked by her friend.
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>>683325721
>>683325609
>makes me sleep on the floor when I sleep over at her place
nah fams
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>>683320380
Lost my virginity in a weird gay orgy when I was around 12. Noone was in my pooper, in that matter, but I was. Tho did not cum.
Also got my child-dick sucked (this time by a girl) when I was 10 o so, but that also do not count I guess.
First girl and cumming was when I was 16. Since then rather active (but not normal) sex life.
Actually would prefer that I lost my virginity later (I mean later that 16), because I did not know shit and it is immoral imo.
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>>683326320
Seriosly anon. The only way to get out of the friendzone is by sending a dick pic. I got so much pussy just by sending pics of my dick to my female friends. Even girls that I thought were totally out of my league.

Post result when you send.
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>>683325448
>not knowing the copypasta

How new are you?
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>>683320380
Lost it at 18, little up there but not totally weird autistic old
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>>683326651
>>683326320

Let me know if you want some advice on what text should go along with the picture, I'm good at that.
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>>683326119
Yes it is.
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>>683326665
I'm not new faggot I've been coming here all week
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>>683327287
Sorry man my bad. Have a pleasant day my friend.
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29. I ascend in June. I'm not great looking but I get a long fine with everyone. I just never cared all that much about having a relationship or getting laid. I have a great job, make good money and just play vidya and work.

I don't ever remember having a strong urge to get laid or anything, I suppose around 20-22 I was a little lonely but that faded real quick when every single person who got into a relationship was miserable. Although this is more likely due to it being an Army post and 90% of the women there were golddigging whores.
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>>683326969
>>683326651
>>683326320
>>683325721
>>683325609

I can help as well, we're your friends, you can trust us. We all get laid a lot and can help you anon.
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25. I'm winging for losing it at 27-28. So far I just been drawing fur to get off sexual fustration. Sex toys kinda helped, but since I make my own, the joy is lost.......I need a woman companionship.
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>>683322949
Couldn't agree more on this, since I didn't care if i get laid and just talked to girls (and also didn't wrote them back for weeks), you kinda show that you are confidend. And bitches love this
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>>683327428
It's cool bro, I hate all these newfags on here.
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>>683325694
Cheers
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>>683327538
I wish I understood this, but for some god damn reason it works.
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>>683323684
I don't want to go back to regular porn though, I want to be with a real woman.
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>>683326665
You just took the b8.

It's getting hot outside isn't it?
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>>683327811
Top kek.
Dubs confirms.
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>>683320380
I am 27 almost 28 and I am a virgin.
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>>683327502
quality memes
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>>683322374
First of all the princess syndrome is nothing but first world problem(s). Some kids just get more spoiled than others. Entitlement is not reserved for women, it's just that if they are beautiful or cute or whatever no one has the balls to go "no". So the spoiling never stops.

Secondly, we are pretty much lost in translation nowdays. We don't have small communities and people aren't getting as much into situations where they are being "forced" to socialize. So a lot of young people are using internet and other modern shit to vent and whine instead of spending energy to fix things.

It's like the old people were saying, "TV will make you an idiot", only that TV actually helped raising the idiots instead.

You want to have a sex life? :
>Start looking at your flaws. Listen to others, debate ideas, brainstorm, starve your ego and then start fixing your problems.
>Once you get a good grip of your so far shitty life, start investing in shit. I liked archery. Started training for it, 2 months in I ve socialized with tens of people and lots of them where women.
>Buy yourself hookers. It will help you get your dick game straight so that you won't have the "first time sex"or "don't know how to move" anxiety
>Get a job. Hardships build character, but this way they also build a fat wallet. Even if you don't need it, you will definitely want it.
>Get yourself out there. Even if it is Tinder, DO. IT! Learn how to take a good photo and go try it. Besides. Once you know she likes how you look, you ll have confidence in your approach and your game.
>Enjoy life with a gf.
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>>683326651
Hmmm well if you have a monster dick yeah...
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>>683327669
You don't have to understand it to make profit from it
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>>683320380
Got blowjob, seen tits, licked pussy ass and etc etc. Just not Penis in Vagina...18 years old.
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20 years old. Female virgin.
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>>683328359
fucking bullshit
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>>683328346
Amen to that anon.
You truly are one of God's own prototypes.
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>>683328359
how? Well we can sholve this
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>>683328359
TITS OR GTFO!
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>>683328499

fat. bmi 27
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>>683328149
I thoroughly agree with all of this except the gf part.
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>>683326243
Same here, except 25.
Got close more than couple of times, but once cock blocked myself by passing out, once because she was too drunk, other times I was just too pussy to do anything. Now I've basically gave up, because how the fuck are you going to tell any girl you're v. Maybe I'll just spend my pounds to a hooker and hope that gives me some of my confidence back and try to get to the lady business someday.
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>>683328593
The people of 4chan demand a photo
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>>683328652
No reason to give up, pussy really isn't that great, you're gonna feel like an idiot when you lose yours.
It took me till I was 19 and I was severely disappointed.
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>>683320380
I was 22 when I lost my virginity. Now 25 and currently have a gf and we fuck like 3-4 times a week.

So there's hope for everyone
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I lost my V when i was 15 , i had this really cool gf who was kinda of a nerd
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>>683328149
I completely flopped with my first date last year. I feel like a joke. I sent her a pic of me and shit. Kinda strange because she found me on my sister's Facebook page. I don't think my personality matches with the way I look.

Also, someone here said to be mean and stand your ground with a woman to win a woman over. I was told I was an asshole growing up through high school and some college, mainly because people like to involve me in their bullshit. but I was also made fun of because they said that shit came out of being an insecure loner. I don't know what to do now.
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>>683320380
29, but I lost my virginity 13 years ago.
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20 but I live in a rural area with hardly anyone of my age group around.Hpoing it'll change once I start going to college this year.
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>>683320380
19 pretty sure I'll manage to hit wizard status
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>>683328517
autism or newfag or both
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~28

I have virtually lost all sex drive, nor do I have any desire to "rekindle" it, there's too much bullshit around sex, especially with turd wave feminism.

I find that now what was once a large influence in my life disappear, I have essentially "returned to normal" and find different pleasures in different ways, hopefully one that'll last longer than an orgasm.

I am the fledgling wizard OP's image speaks of.
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>how old are you virgins
I'm not a virgin
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>>683329093
What's a newfag?
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>>683329046
Lol
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fucking hell this is the first time i've seen that picture since losing it

19 lol
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>>683325694
This so much
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>>683329198
and here we have a newfag
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>>683326092
>>683326119
>>683327140

Well it's not sad at all. At 26 I got myself a great girl. All the sexual energy that was pent-up, got released in the most animalistic way possible AND she's a freak! My sex life has been improving in leaps and bounds!

Just a few hours ago I was fucking her ass and she loved it!

So yeah.. It could be sad but I ve left this swamp of misery your fags are trapped into, held by your own need to cum with minimal effort.
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>>683329100
29 with a gf, but I feel you. I switched meds due to a recall (I'm bipolar, and no I didn't self-diagnose). The new combo NUKED my sex drive. I have a sickening feeling she's gonna leave me soon if I don't fix this. She's got a huge sexual appetite and lately sex feels like a chore to me, so we haven't been having it that much. Her frustration is palpable.
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>>683328836
Yea I understand that, but feeling like less of a man affects in my confidence, which affects my happiness, which affects my overall well-being.
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>>683329336
Does that mean I'm new? Because I'm not new I've been getting on here all week.
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>>683329557
yep thats what that means
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>>683328736
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>>683329509
Yeah I've always had that problem myself, just try to care as little as possible about everything.
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>>683324397
oh god
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>>683329488
can you take that erection pill and just let her ride you?
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>>683329100
Like I'll be playin The Vidya in our living room and she'll sneak in wearing nothing but one of my button-down shirts and seductively sit down next to me. All I can think is, "Bitch, you better not fuck up my killstreak."
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>>683329680
you are "fat" really? nope
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>>683329645
Well I'm not new faggot I've been on here for a week and a half. Go back to tumblr you cluck!
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>>683327527
If you're into fur, then expect to go another 20 years with your virginity intact
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>>683329911
ohhh my god your here for a week woowww , btw tumblr? ewww
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>>683329781
Yeah, but that's even more of a chore! It's not an issue of not getting it up, but just literally having no sex drive. Plus just letting a girl ride you without doing anything other than that to her body wouldn't exactly be satisfying to her.
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>>683329198
You
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>>683330021
Tumblr is for stupid clucks.
Newfags need to be redirected there,
I've been here a week so now I have my oldfag card. GTFO NEWFAG
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>>683329488
just do something exiting like public sex or you can have like a rape fantasy? spice thing up dude
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>>683330034
Kek, who cares if she's satisfied? It ain't always about her!
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>>683329775
30 here, have kissed and stuff but cant have sex because micropenis. Also women leave immediatly after finding out about the micro
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>>683328593
>bmi 27
IDK, that doesn't seem too bad.
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>>683330195
shut your mouth lil bitch
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>18 yo "kissless" virgin here
I only ever kissed a dude, I'm not gay or anything I just got too drunk.
What should I do /b/ros?
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I'm a fifteen year old girl and my skanky ass friends always tease me and call me a nun cause I've never kissed a boy...
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>>683325694
I fucked my fleshlight, it seems pretty good. It's just more so being able to tell myself I am not a virgin at this point... :(
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>>683323306
skype pls
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>>683330422
Turn gay, clearly.
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>>683330393
shes probably one of "those" girls , who thinks that if you are not skinny ass fuck your fat
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>>683330422
don't kiss a guy again
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Roll for my DICK!
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>>683330516
If only it were that easy
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>>683323306
k
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>>683330021
go back to 9fag! xD
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>>683330749
THANK GOD for Google reverse image search , Google your da boss (exept when you collect personal data)
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>>683330422
Hit the gym, take LSD and seek therapy if needed. I'm a year younger, took LSD and did congnitive behavorial therapy. I fuck a cute redhead every weekend now.
>I'm 18 now, just saying mods.
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>>683330851
Do you want to draw sir? Should i get my sword?Or will you get your chicken shit ass back in facebook?
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18, kissed a girl on the forehead who likes me but I don't really look at her in a romantic way since my bro dated her. Other than that I'm pretty much a kissless virgin.
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>>683329033
How you look, unless you are fucking disfigured, is a direct expression of your character.

I am fat. I used to be fatter, angry, thinking women are idiots that go for looks. Truth is they are idiots but I wouldn't date a bitch that can't fucking hold herself from getting a toast & cake midnight snack, so I could see why they wouldn't date me.

Seriously. Think about it. Why would anyone do for you what even you wouldn't do for you.

So no. Those stand your grounds tricks don't work unless you are truly incapable of communicating with them.

>*Protip: If you want to achieve a certain result, you never try to manipulate a situation but rather gently direct it.
>*Protip2: Find someone who can either provide some self help material or you aspire and want to be like. They will become source of advise and also you will have a baseline for trying new things out
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>>683331018
You fricking newfags...
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>>683330585
It was an accident, I don't think I'll ever be getting drunk to this point again in my life.

>>683330516
But I'm not a degenerate

>>683330910
The gym puts me off a little bit but I guess it could help me man up and be more desirable to females. The LSD part definitely sounds good and I'm too poor for therapy.
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>>683330749
What is this picture? Please explain, I am intrigued...
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>>683330422
Face it, you're a fucking fruit.
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>>683331181
>But I'm not a degenerate

Everyone's a faggot on 4chan.
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>>683331170
Kek newfag
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>>683331271
except me
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>>683331438
GTFO NORMIE!
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>>683329916
Go suck a dick with your advice. I am willing to take those chances seeing how many folk in the g/fur thread open about it with their girlfriends.
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>>683331521
I'm a super faggot and you just bit the bait mate.
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>>683325002
And he says he is unconfident...
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>>683331438
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES
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Every time I see one of these threads I realize I'm 72 and just wonder where I went wrong
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>>683331716
And here we have the magical speicies of cannibal trolls . They feed on there on kind. It's truly spectacular
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>>683331716
Jesus God... I just did, is my fag card gonna be suspended now?
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>>683331953
What's a 4chan?
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>>683320380
22 y/o
never kissed a girl, nor touched a girl
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>>683331934
Birth certificate with a timestamp
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>>683320380
first kiss at 14, got laid at 16, now 22 and married. feelsgoodman.jpeg
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>>683332030
A magical fruit full of fags
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>>683332030
I'll bite ;o)
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>>683331109
I like the way I look, and so did she apparently. Advice taken.
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>>683327811
You took baits bait.
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>>683332195
mmmm yes please
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>>683332086
GET OUT MY BOARD FUCKING NORMIE
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>>683329680
FACE PIC FACE PIC
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>>683332349
Baitception?
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>>683331934
no way, prove it now
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>>683331934
At the order of the numbers in your age?
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>>683332369
I agree with this wholeheartedly.
I could not possibly agree any more.
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34 and kissless virgin, stopped caring a while back though.
Got my pc, got my hands, thats all i need.
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>be me, fatty but still 6-7/10
>had sex before, but had a 6-7/10 female friend who I wanted to fuck
>she would flirt when she was single (a lot, she just fucked well-known cheaters all the time)
>still, explicitly said "I would NEVER have sex with you, you're not fuckable"
>fast forward to this year
>hadn't talked to her frequently for a while
>she's desperate as fuck but still pretends like she isn't
>I'm the only one in town who'll fuck her
>only to make her eat her words with a side of my shaft
>feels good man
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>>683321864

What, most guys can't afford a hooker once a week, thats a shit load of money
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35 yo virgin ask me anything
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>>683320380
22 yo virgin, never seen a pussy, fingered a girl or had a bj from a girl...but thats about it....also who the fuck makes pic like that.16-17 and if you haven't fucked your "getting up there" i was to busy living my life when i was 16-17 now i have all my shit sorted at 22 now im ready waste my life away with women.
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>>683332951
Wise words... wise words
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>>683332369
>>683332718
fuck you being a normie is great. unless you're an actual aspie or have parkinsons or something you should try real life sometime. go meet a girl and have fun, fags.
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>>683332820
M or F?
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>>683333159
> no sex drive
> is an actual aspie
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>>683330749
Are to actually fucking retarded?
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>>683332369
people who say "my board" need to GTFO themselves
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>>683333159
Yeah keep fuck girls homos... wait what?
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>>683332820
Why ?, never had any luck with women, never had the right chances ?
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>>683333454
my retarded grammar is retarded
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>>683332951
Wow, holy shit this is true. I really just read this and felt the weight of women life from my shoulders. so true
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>>683333583
maybe
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>>683332721
not too late fam
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>>683333443
You're such and idiot.. I can't even.
I am this board
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>>683333594
i agree. can you enlighten me on the meaning of your statement now?
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>>683332726
If you're fat you're not a 6/7
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>>683333888
fucking girls = gay . WHAT IS THIS LOGIC?
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25 kissless, touchless virgin. Can't say I care really, no matter how bad things may look, at least I'm not a brony.
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>>683333888
fuck yeah i got quadtrips
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>>683325448
Kek, newfag spotted
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>>683330360
how short is it?
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>>683330360
Just learn how to do oral and how to use fingers dude
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>>683329916
I'm into fur as well and lost my virginity at 16..
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>>683333648
That's the way i have always seen it, life is better lived at your own pace, enjoying your life as a kid with out the stress of women on your mind is and was the best way to live.. to me as a teen a girl was just any normal person i didn't insta think about throat fucking her the second i saw a hot girl..shit even though im 22 and have almost everything in my life sorted out, i have a house,motorbike, hobbies that i can actually fulfill and reliable friends ect i still am unsure if i'm ready to deal with the shit that most woman can dish out...live life at your own pace mate.
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>>683334028
Anon, I'm just gonna let you look at that fraction one more time
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>>683334409
Did you like fur at 16 ?
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I'm 21 and never had a girlfriend. I'm way too insecure about my body to get the confidence one needs to get a girlfriend. I have scars all over my body, eczema and on top of that I'm overweight. No girl would ever want a guy like me, so I've given up any hope I may have once had!
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>>683330910
What did LSD do to you?
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>>683320380
If you make it to 40 do you become a Grand Wizard?
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>>683335329
Ditto, im semi fat more fat/built but i never have interested shown to me by women, even when i tried to get girls to like me none "responded" so like you i have just given up, i don't even see girls a sexual partners anymore....just as people that i never talk too.
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>>683335329
I got a cousin like you, but he made it work anyways.

I hate it when women seem like I am wasting their time. Really fucks with my confidence.
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28 feels bad man. as i started getting older i kind of stopped caring but want to make a family.
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I'm a kissless 18 year old virgin guys, am I fucked?

I'm a high school senior and was quiet and insecure (mostly cause i think im ugly as fucc) so nothing ever happened. Also will be going to community college so won't live that college life. Just how fucked am i, fam?
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23 and kissless virgin here. I believe I'm good looking (used to be ugly but was able to transform myself) as girls flirt with me fairly regularly.

But I have brutal social anxiety around girls I like. When I am able to talk to them (which is rarely), they lose interest in me pretty quick due to the nervousness and awkwardness.

I have committed to getting better at this, but fuck its hard. I'm considering getting a hooker just to get rid of the virginity label that makes me feel inferior. If I can't make it happen within like another year, I'm going to backpage.
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>>683335257
Yeah, I'm now 26. I'm more of an s/fur dude tho, guess I'm not gay enough for the rest. But I've lost my last gf 2 years ago and been single since, so there's that. And I've never told a grill (or anybody else outside of 4chan) I'm into fur.
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>>683333680
Oh i know its not, i just stopped pursuing.
Right now i'm just in a state of "if it happens, great! If not, well ok."
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Lost mine at 19. Just chiming in to say this scale is bull. A lot has to do with your standards and just what you were around. Not even talking about myself. For example, had a white/Asian mix friend. All of my hs was thirsty for him. Only lost residence in the state of virginia in college cause he didn't find anything suitable to stick his sick in. Just saying holding out ain't all bad
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>15
>cuck as fuck
Had a pretty crazy gf, we made out and I felt her up a bit but the whole thing was pretty weak. Reek of virgin beta fag. Decent 7/10, muscles in 1080p, not too much acne, no fears about losing V card tbh.
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>>683335873
same boat bruh
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>>683335873
Not fucked at all yet, you're still pretty young. But get working on it because its only going to get harder as you get older.
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>>683336003
*Dick. Bloody hell phone
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Давал вам всем на ротеш
Американские пидары
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>>683335830
My drive is draining away from me as well. Luckily I have cousins that virgin shame me so I keep masturbating normally.
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>>683324257
amen
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30 (yes I am a wizard)
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>>683335637
Life sucks for people like us when it comes to women, but hopefully money and careers can even the playing field.
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>>683335965
Yeah.....best not to anyone in the real world mate.
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Lost it at 21 to a very nice whore at a la quinta. 25 now have fucked 9 girls. hooked up with plenty of hoes before 21 though.
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>>683335735
Yeah, females can be very cruel indeed. Its nice to hear, that some people make it work for them. Other people are just unlucky, I guess.
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>>683320380
20. I was was really shy in high school, and fat. All I have to do now is lose weight I think. I'm tall, play guitar, and have no ugly features so I should probably lose 50 this summer and continue hitting on this one female friend. Wish I had a mandingo tho, would've lost my virginity lonnng ago
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>>683336286
The stigma's of society are built with straw and plastic, completely meaningless fake shit anyways.
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35 yo wizard reporting in.
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20. I know for sure that I can lose it to really ugly girls or fat chicks, but I just can't go that low. Fuck
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>>683336338
Huh i wish. i can flaunt the cash around that i have no girls look twice at me, park my $11,500 motorbike next to a group of women and they may look at me but the second i take my helmet off that turn the other way....unfortunately for us we have to lower our standards to get girls, something i wont do.
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>>683336636
Good for you mate good for you, you have enough respect for yourself regardless of the pressure not to lower your standards and fuck some $10 prostitute, i think of you more of a man for doing that then a guy who has fucked 100 women.
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>>683336341
Uh-uh, I sometimes forget furry tentacle porn is not totally normal and widely liked. Should get off 4chan more often.

I want to tell a friend but he ridiculed furries before when it randomly came up. So I dunno, he probably wouldn't understand
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>>683323446
Getting pussy and putting 6 million jews in an oven are two different things anon
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Lost mine at 18.
Been with a few, so they tend to be footnotes in how far I've progressed as a sexual conquistador.
Doesn't really help with the self-esteem at all. Still reek of beta faglet despite several of them being pretty hot.
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I'm 26. Popped my cherry when I was 22. You're not missing out. No joke.
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the fuck guys I lost my virginity at 15 and I never was a typical asshole and I'm not exactly goodlooking. how do you not manage to bang a girl while allready beeing 25+? (she actually came...)
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>>683336865
Not the same guy, but I completely agree.

I know so many guys that brag about the amount of pussy they get, but some of the girls they bang are hideous. I mean seriously, anybody could do that. I've always been a quality over quantity guy.
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>>683336939
He may just do what i did when a friend said he was a brony and that is pretend not to take the piss yet think of him as a lower person then most for liking it.
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Lost it at 21.. and was the best shit ever

Went on vacation with my two best buddies (who are attractive and i am ugly as fuck) to Los angeles, attractive friends were able to pick up hot hipster chick from the beach, brought her back to the hotel and she let the three of us fuck her. She was all over my friends and not me, but hey, at least I fucked the shit out of her

now 24, havent fucked since
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>>683336638
At least with money you can buy expensive, sexy whores to sleep with you. Lowering the standards sucks, and that is something I'm not willing to do either.

Just because I'm not that attractive, doesn't mean I should be punished and date a wildebeest.
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>>683337039
this.
It's honestly overrated, only gets good after a while. And it's best to have a comfortable first time. I couldn't even get hard my first run cause I had been impulsively whacking it to weird shit for the longest time. That was a hookup gone relationship, and I'm glad it was cause my now gf was fine with waiting on me to sort my shit out and give her decent sex. It's pretty great now, but I certainly wouldn't jump the gun if you're not ready.
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>>683337143
It is very easy to remain a virgin well into your 20's if you are any of the following:

>shy
>ugly
>weird
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22 kissless virgin. Most adventurous thing I've done is massaging a girl's tits. I think it's about time to make some changes in my life, wish me luck.
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>>683337431
I agree, but nowadays even ugly chicks and landwhales think they deserve a prince charming. It's pretty fuckin hard
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19, finally got laid a few months ago, you aren't missing out OP.

I prefer a wank over sex, less hassle and i know how to get me off.
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anything under 18 is retarded not something to be proud of

>dont risk bringing a life into this world under shitty circumstances of poverty.
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>>683337431
Not going to lie i could be rich as fuck and the most attractive prostitute could come up to me and charge me $20 for sex and i would turn her down...sex with a prostitute to me is more humiliating then being a virgin..not that being a virgin is that bad.
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26 here

Also a hoarder

Haven't taken a shower or had a bath in over a year

Why even try?
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>>683337601
gonna fuck shemales? well...goodluck with AIDS
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lost it a week before I turned 14 to a girl my own age.
Had lots of sex from then till about 23, then nothing. I've been on a two year dry spell and I don't give a fuck
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>>683337523
fuck i'm this three things. 20yo virgin
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>>683337601
Shit that's more then some guys have done.
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>>683337375
Yeah I think so as well. I think bronies are ridiculous as well even tho I'm a furry, and for most people furries are as fucked up as bronies.

I still think it's weird for me to look down on bronies when I'm into fur but I can't help it. /mlp/ is pure cringe.
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>>683337826
Was like that, but still got laid. The grill was as disgusting as I was tho
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>>683337682 Having sex with a prostitute could be humiliating, but having sex with a whore might not be. There are plenty of money hungry whores who aren't prostitutes, but only sleep with guys with loads of cash. I would rather have a gold digging whore to fuck, rather than having to beat the meat, every time leroy gets the munchies.
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>>683338021
Brah just stop giving a fuck. Easy as that. No reason to be shy.

You can work around being ugly by getting a haircut that suits you and having the fashion sense of a fucking model.

Weird doesn't matter if you're trying to get laid, just watch how other guys do it and just act like they do. Don't show your genuine self.
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>>683337523
bingo!
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>>683338228
How? Story please
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>>683337650
Sad, but unfortunately true. There is absolutely no hope.
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>>683338251
In that sense yeah a gold digger would be better, and gold diggers do tend to be pretty tasty.
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I thought I was bound to be a wizard but being super social over the past 5 years, I'm 26 now has helped immensely. Leave your comfort zone, if its Friday take the controller or dick out of your hand and go to a bar even if you are alone. If you get denied brush yourself off and try again. Unless you are literally repulsive I guarantee you will be sticking your cock in something eventually.
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>>683337523
can confirm, am just about to graduate from the biggest college in the state and am a virgin, probably due to being shy my early years. found out last night my friend is also a virgin, and hes not particularly shy/ugly/weird
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>>683337826
What...why try to have a bath ?
I'm guessing the water after would come out darker then a niggers butt hole.
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I'm thinking about just getting a fucking dog. That will at least solve the SEX problems. Whenever little billy gets stiff, I'll just put some peanut butter on him and let the dog take care of the rest!
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>>683338720
Not really, i'm pretty clean.
I know it's surprising.
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tinder m8s
actually though. mostly horny trash which might be suitable for some, sometimes an actually decent score. takes the guesswork out. met my current gf one city over on it, no regrets thus far.
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>>683338278
Sorta this
Had a pretty hot chick laugh about cannibalism, or moreso eating her alive, which would've been a cringefest if she thought negatively of it. (No idea why women should be the standard of what's socially acceptable, but that's an entirely different matter.)
I suggest letting a little bit of that out in the right environment. I was on pills so I was comfortable letting that slip, and that's what it all boils down to really: comfort. Be comfortable with yourself despite how internally wretched you are on the inside and people will feel more comfortable with showing you how fucked up they really are.
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>>683338329
Thing is I don't even know, else I would do it again.
>Be me, 18
>At bar, outside. Don't go inside of full bars because of my stank
>Standing around awkwardly getting piss drunk
>Grill asks for cigarette, talk to grill
>Grill has hair like a birdsnest, is weird but nice
>She gets pissdrunk as well, go to my place and fuck.

I didn't even notice that she was so stanky until I wanted to lick her pussy. Which I did anyway lol. So yeah, I was lucky more than anything else. Wish I'd have a better/more helpful story but nope
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Do dating sites work, bros?
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>>683338278
>Don't show your genuine self.
Then why even bother? Just to get the dick wet, doesn't sound appealing at all. And I'm not even a virgin
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>>683338278
Stop being shy is not a great advice to a shy person, it comes with a big insecurity, fuck my life
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>>683320380
18 and pretty fucking depressed about it. Mom and dad lost virginity at like 13. Mom had tons of bfs and dad lost count of how much pussy he fucked before meeting my mom. Same with all my aunts and uncles. My 35 year old uncle is currently fucking some cute 18 year old chick.

All cousins are attractive as fuck, some of them were stupid and had a baby during their teens, and the rest get lots of pussy.

Now I'm the only one in the family (and i have a pretty big family) who turned out ugly as fuck and hasnt even been kissed yet. Sigh.
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>>683339082
How did it taste like anon?
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>>683339100
Nope! I tried dating sites, most of them are either scams who want your money or filled with diseased infested whores, who sleep with guys on the daily.
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Guys, just fuck a fat chick. Not super fat, just noticeably fat. Sure, she isn't the one you imagined having your first time with, but you won't complain much when she's sucking your dick.

After that, shit gets easier.
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>>683339497
>Sigh
Kys
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>>683320380
I was a 24 year old kissless virgin being friendzoned hard 6 months later friendzone broken virginity lost
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>>683329100
lost my sex drive at 19, haven't even fapped since then.

23 now and still the same, except in place of the hope I had, there is nothing left except my sense of humor. I expect to be part of the growing white male suicide statistic in about 11-12 years. Do you guys prefer rolls or flips when someone jumps off of a building?

it's quite sad, I even get approached by pretty hot women too, but I somehow get a kick out of rejecting them. I am a horrible person.
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>>683339564
Tinder, OKCupid?
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>>683339100
Nope, tired many 95% of girls are to stuck up to talk to you regardless of how you talk to them, most now charge to see messages...well the few you get.
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>>683339252
Dude I was the shyest motherfucker in the planet until I realized that people are uncomfortable around shy people. Like, my mom would sometimes ordered for me at restaurants because I was too shy to speak to the fucking waitress.

After that I just stopped giving a fuck completely, made a lot more friends and eventually lost my v card.
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if i lost mine at 20 what does that mean?
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>>683339498
Like really salty and, erm, creamy. Smelled worse than it tasted tho. And only in the first minute until I licked it clean.

Sounds disgusting, probably is but would totally do it again. She was squirming in pleasure, and no pussy taste could put me off of that. Bliss. Nowadays I don't get laid anymore tho, but I don't give a fuck
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>>683339781
Both! Tinder is filled with whores and Okcupid is filled with ratchet stuck up whores.
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>>683338831
>Hasn't cleaned in over a year
>I'm pretty clean
Pick one
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It might sound like a fucking joke but just don't put pussy on a fucking pedestal. Don't be a faggot about it and make a big deal out of something so ordinary as sex. Start talking to girls everywhere. Fat, skinny, hot, cute, ugly, hambeasts, etc. You'll realize they are just hairless monkeys with the same insecurities every other human has. Even the hottest girls in the fucking world take hours getting ready just to look like that.
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>>683339979
sorta this. there are notable exceptions, depends on your area though. wealthier area is either wealthier spinout sluts or shy girls. Odds are against you either way, but still worth a rummage.
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>>683340031
>hairless monkeys
Technically we are primates but for the most part you're correct.
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>>683339702
>in about 11-12 years
That's oddly specific

>flips
Totally
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>21, turn 22 next month
>kissed one girl about a year ago
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>>683339930
Yeah, the salty taste is probably just piss. My ex went to piss and made me lick her afterwards. Don't know about the cream tho.
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>>683338720
Not that anon but after like a month it doesn't get worse anymore. Just stays like that, and you don't notice any smell. Others on the other hand... Damn I got bullied a lot in school because of my smell but didn't shower anyways, fucked up.

Nowadays I shower tho
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>>683340031
Most women are easy to get in the sack, but very hard to get into an actual relationship, as they can't keep their fucking legs closed.
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>>683340205
Oh yeah, and the major difference is that monkeys have tails!
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19 yo kissless virgin.
Maybe no one will give a shit. There's this girl I've been gaming with. We've skyped called a lot, even went thru the night chatting about everything. She has a lot of male friends. Do I have a shot?
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>>683340461
>My ex went to piss and made me lick her afterwards
Hawt!
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>>683340205
Kek. I know I just wanted to make a point. A very nihilistic approach is what helped me get out of the notion that getting laid was somehow difficult. Once you treat it as something completely natural you realize most people just take it too seriously.
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>>683320380
Why do people think it's so hard to have sex? If you're waiting for the "perfect" girl you better believe you're getting that wizard status
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>>683340584
Not a chance! She sounds like a whore. If you want a relationship, the best thing to do is to stay away from girls who have a lot of male friends. Even if the girl seems cool, odds are her male friends are plotting to fuck her, if they haven't already!

Most of the time their plots work, rather she has a boyfriend or not.
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