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If I were to drug test you right now, what kind of stuff would I find?
>also general drug thread
mdma and cocaine from saturday night, if it's still in my system
>>683317311
Yeah I have noticed coke lasts for at least 3-4 days
a hangover and a few cigarettes
>>683317008
lithium, abilify, propranolol, wellbutrin and an assload of alcohol from me binge drinking last night.
>>683317988
What is the Lithium for if I may ask?
Xanax, ambien, concerta, nicotine
>>683318202
bipolar type 1/lithium deficiency
You would find I had a lot of urine in my system. Urine shows up in all of my drug tests but I never drink any. Could someone be peeing in my mouth while I slept?
a loooooot of THC. just smoked an hour ago
Bacon grease
>>683318512
It was I, the nocturnal mouth pisser. Would you like me to stop?
>>683317008
>If I were to drug test you right now, what kind of stuff would I find?
herbal jew
after abusing this shit several days per week for over a year it have only cost me about 150 dollars, pretty cheap high guys. but you need to take 2-3days break minimum for a low dose to do you good my man ;-)
4 oz of sour patch kids
Absolutely nothing. I'm completely clean.
paracetamol, codeine, amitriptyline, ceterizine and sumatriptan. I get a lot of headaches. The amitriptyline is supposed to prevent them but I'm not sure how well it's working. Any other anons suffering with the migraines?
>>683317008
Thc
>>683318890
More piss please, nocturnal mouth pisser.
>>683317008
A general work related drug test doesn't test for MDMA or LSD so, I'm all good.
>>683317008
Life. I'm high on it.
>>683317008
Cocaine
Memes
>>683319212
Do you get that shit online? How inexpensive really?
Can you detect dog semen?
Because dog semen.
>>683319343
Yes.
I don't do any drugs for them though. After years of experience I found that only the daily practice of yoga helps at all. I occasionally ingest cannabis oil also.
Methadone, prescribed
Oxy and tramadol
>>683317008
A lot of H2O and a shitload of salt. I had ramen breakfast, lunch, and dinner yesterday. I drank close to 4 gallons of water to balance out the sodium intake but I still am pissing honey colored peepee.
>>683319964
I bet in real life I would hate you. Who says "ingest". I bet you have gross hipster bread that contains 72 kinds of seed and comes out exactly like it goes in.
>>683319798
i get a generic powder version from a seller here in sweden, it's really inexpensive. i buy 30grams for like 20dollars.
>>683319964
Can yoga be detected in urine now?
>>683317988
I was on Depakote for my bipolar
I Just stopped seeing my psych fuck him
Tried lithium also
Propranolol for anxiety right?
Social fear
Now I'm on xanax for my anxiety and I manage mg bipolar with my psychologist
Good luck anon
>>683320401
Godamn I wish I had a hookup like that
>>683317008
Weed, and cocaine maybe.
thc
alcohol
cocaine
mdma
ephedrine
speed pills (amphetamine, methamphetamine, possibly more ephedrine, all the same shit)
ketamine
diphenhydramine
oxycodone (for my extracted tooth)
k lsd pot FEID JO HAID
>>683319964
Not something I'd considered but if it works for you then great news. It's a prick of a thing to to live with. Triptans are basically what keeps me employed right now.
>>683320401
300-400mg is enough to completely kill your anxiety, make you motivated, confident, outgoing and music sounds 4x better.
>>683317008
brupropion(wellbutrin) and maybe THC-OOH because i smoked awhile ago... but it should be out of my system
>>683320464
Thc
>>683320350
>Who says "ingest"
People who aren't retarded and have a functional adult vocabulary.
The same kind of people who end questions with periods.
>>683317008
Just booze, unfortunately. It's been a long time since I had pills (opiates).
>pic related, btw
Many people in this thread need to report directly to their local police station and turn themselves in. Damn drug users.
>>683320753
who end questions with question marks instead of periods*
>>683320520
Propranolol for tremor that I have from the lithium or abilify. I'm on a very low dose so it does nothing for anxiety.
I'm extremely impressed you can manage your bipolar with therapy alone, my manic episodes are so debilitating that when I'm unmedicated it's impossible to control my behavior.
best of luck to you too man
>>683320536
there might be some sellers on darknet, if you know where to look (i don't)
>>683320753
Oh, i'm sorry, hows this for a question then:
Do you buy 100% organic cotton tampons for your periods
oxycodon, flunitrazepam, nitrazepam, alcohol and thc
>>683319444
TRIPS
Just weed. And no I'm not all 420 blaze it fagit either. I just smoke weed and chill.
>>683317008
Depends on the specificity of your opiate panel.
>>683321011
Last I checked, bro. You were the one going off the deep end over someone using the word ingest.
Also, you still didn't use a question mark.
>>683320815
> Implying police will do a blood test if you admit you do drugs
> Implying drugs are a valid crime
> Implying using the drugs are abuse
>>683320350
I do not ingest bread though, nigger!
Perhaps you don't know what 'ingest' means! I was merely saying I don't normally smoke it. I eat it. I also grow my own weed and make my own oil. If that makes me a hipster, well, you'd be the first person to accuse me of being one! As for hating me in real life...
>pic related
dank memes
>>683321194
You'd like it if I went in deep wouldn't you. Deep in side your rye-bread-eating question mark. Cover myself in your perfectly balanced microbiota.
>>683317008
Cancer. I have cancer.
>>683321797
Honestly I'm only kidding, you can do all the sun salutations you like, and oils are 100x healthier than combustion. If you got a vape then you'd actually be hipster.
>>683317008
Antibiotics
MDMA, Coke and THC
>>683321194
Oh, Snap!
You tell 'im /b/ro!
I will continue to kek.
>>683317311
How was it?
Nothing, I'm substance free.
Somebody please kill me.
A total addiction to Big Schlongs
>>683322176
Sorry no vape.
But I am getting off the internet to take my Harley out for a couple hours. If I see any hipster bitches vaping along the way I may pick one up and give her a ride, and maybe also ride her in a 10 hr marathon of tantric sex. Then I will ask her if she considers me a hipster. If she can even catch her breath, that is!
Tears of the damned
lexapro
methylphenidate
temazepam
ambien
nicotine
thc
Weed, MDMA, 4-fmp, ketamine, alprazolam, flubromazolam
>>683323135
When people say there's no substance to you, at least you are aware that it's true.
>>683324555
Trips speaks the truth.
Trips be trippin' though, it looks like!
>>683317008
Isoprpyl alcohol, calcium bicarbonate
Absolutely nothing.
>drugs r bad mmmk
>>683317008
Probably some rum. Stole it from parents
>>683317008
Trace amounts of weed, probably. Haven't done anything else in a while, other than drink.
Kinda fiending for some coke and opiates, but I try not to do them often. Used to have a pretty big problem with both
D-amphetamines, thc, alcohol, and opiate alkaloids.
>>683325238
Feeling your fiend right now. What kind of opiates you like?
Was just on another drug thread. OP posted a pic saying it was a fat blunt but then some guy said it wasn't a blunt it's just a joint. Never thought there was a difference. Enlighten me /b/.
>>683319550
What? I'm pretty sure MDMA is included in the standard five panel tests. Could be wrong, but pretty sure.
I know LSD and mushrooms dont, though.
In my area a lot of companies switched from the standard tests to the more advanced, actual send-to-a-lab test because of the rise of synthetics abuse a few years ago. They were selling "synthetic weed" and "legal coke", aka bath salts, aka RCs at local headshop all over the place. It actually kind of became an epidemic, morons were ODing on that shit left and right for months. I don't think they even switched back to standard testing even after all that shit calmed down, either. Maybe they did, they were probably much more expensive to administer
>>683325691
Blunt is usually longer, the wrap can either be tobacco leaf ( Backwood ) or cheap wraps like swishers. Joints are just tucked and rolled, sometimes with a filter, and then twisted off on one side.
clonazepam, morpine, codeine, + every other alkaloid in opium, alcohol, maybe weed.
>>683326151
OP from mentioned thread here. Pic related.
>>683326469
Yeah thats a joint ahah
>>683325437
Oxy and opana. I did heroin from time to time, but it was pretty rare and only ever smoked or sniffed. Oxy and opana mostly oral, occasionally sniffed
I still get them from time to time, but like I said I try not to do them often. They also got pricey as fuck over the last couple years, feds have really cracked down on that shit in my area so it's really hard to come by.
>>683319561
kek
>>683326679
I roll em like fuckin burritos m8.
Only drugs I take are antidepressants because I'm edgy.
Weed and coke.
Citalopram, that doesn't count though.
>>683326926
damn you buy bananas by the case?
>>683325691
Blunts use emptied cigars or, literally, "blunt wraps". joints are rolling papers. Blunts, typically, are longer and use a tobacco based paper or actual tobacco leaves. Rolling papers can be hemp-based paper or another material I forget the name of.
>>683317008
Not shit. Probation.
>>683327192
Yea nigga. I wait till they're black and I make whack ass banana bread with em.
nicotine, marijuana, risperidone, amphetamines, venlafaxine, lorazepam
all legal
Cialis and Jack Daniels
Lsd, memes and thc
>>683327559
Is that broccoli?
Marijuana, nicotine and booze
>>683317008
I dont know how long you have to wait until signs of drugs fade off but
marijuana (smoked ~2 months ago)
Cocaine mdma thc
>>683327667
it's seven really huge marijuanas
>>683327667
What the fuck are you talking about? thats at least 2 grams of premium grade canadian thundercuck kush
>>683317008
nothing but alcohol, fuck all the drug addicted junks
FeelsGoodMan
>>683327667
hah look at the nodrugs over here..
>>683327667
That is very obviously broccoli
>>683317008
my piss would be liquid weed i've done nothing but smoke it for the past week
>>683327399
Pic related
>>683328225
I don't know if it's just shit picture quality but it looks like your banana is growing mold.
Wouldnotmakebananabreadwith/10
Cocaine, crack, marihuana, alcohol.
Not a nigger.
>>683328479
It's frost from being in a freezer.
>>683328222
do you know about the weed tolerance.
i use two vapes at the same time to get hits and i still get no effect.
i start vaping as soon as i wake up tho. i spend like $120 / wk on vape cartridges
>>683328728
> $120 / wk on vape cartridges
so, 2
>>683317008
amlodipine, valsartan, hydrochlorothiazide and caffeine lots of caffeine
>>683317008
THC, probably MDMA and I think thats all that would show in a piss test
>>683328845
yea, its a lot, comes to ~500 a month
krokodil
soul crushing depression
>>683317008
Oxycodone, lorazepam, alcohol.
>>683328165
Honestly, I drink more than anybody I know and it really can be worse for you than certain drugs. Obviously being a heroin/crack addict is much worse, but calling people that just smoke a bunch of weed and do other shit from time to time "junkies" is absurd.
That obviously doesn't apply to everybody ITT, but I see people post all the time how they're straight alcoholics and how they're so much better than people who drugs. We're all in the same boat here, and while us alcoholics are much less likely to OD, there are very serious health issues and early deaths associated with chronic alcohol abuse, just like chronic drug use.
The only real exception is people who smoke weed like a chimney, and do nothing else regularly. I garuntee those fuckers will outlive any one of us
>>683317008
Urine.
>>683317008
alcohol and not a lot of it.
>>683326926
Niger why do you have a lawnmower in your house?
>>683329841
To mow the lawn you mongoose.
>>683329841
Where do you even see a lawnmower?
I think you're too high for your own good
>>683330056
It's in the back with a yellow power cord next to the exposed vents.
>>683317008
Mostly some of that dope ass cordycepin and eurycomanol
I get down from time to time homies
>>683330236
Ah now I see it
Who else is getting drunk or fucked up elsewise waiting for the new GoT to come on?
>>683330830
I don't get hbo on my tv :(
MDMA speed cocaine LSD weed\hash diclazepam
maybe a little bit thc.
>>683331264
I saw something about people using suptv for a livestream every sunday. Its a dawt org. Had to do it like that cause it said my post is spam. Supposed to be good, but I don't know cause I have HBO. Check it out, hopefully I'm not promoting a virus but they were posting it all over /tv/ as the official link to watch when the first two episodes aired
Nothing =(
Maybe a little thc, but unlikely. Shit sucks
>>683317008
Chlomazopam
Adderall
lysiperol
Cardivilol
I got prescriptions for all four.
>>683317008
just weed from a piss test.
if you hair tested me it'd be a laundry list. I'll try anything, but I usually don't care for it.
>>683317008
Me-wait, I'm not falling for this again.
>>683333204
How easy is it to get prescribed adderall?
>>683326926
>>683328225
>>683331264
>buys bananas by the case
>exposed vents
>lawnmower indoors
>tube TV
This fucking guy.
>>683329400
>and dubs
u wud probbly findd sum traces uf meth an maybe a lil coke, rape is this on girl puts since monitoring of a bitch to get the most popular. i'm sorry if you hee hee no in got doerr.
>>683328165
so much b8
>>683334358
This.
>>683317008
Well its easier to tell you what you wouldn't find . Which will be meth and barbiturates but I'm dirty for all the other drugs Adderall, opiates,coke, thc ,mushrooms , burpronopine, benzos,.
>>683333866
kek
>>683317008
Nothing, because I'm not a subhuman degenerate who gives all his money to niggers
>>683325238
I know does feels /b/. I had a problem with coke and opiates too (and benzos). Stayed clean for a year but for the past 18 months I'll do it once a month
>>683333813
For me? I've never had any doctor or psychologist deny it to me as an adult. But I have a few severe/acute problems amphetamines seem to fix, even went under 9 day observation once on it in a med center, a check yourself in kind of place.
I did get a new doctor since my first doctor after pediatrician would piss me all the time, and never find adderall in my system, so he claimed, I'd just tell him I took it yesterday, that day, and every single day, which was the truth.
I don't know if he was profiling me hoping I'd confess to something I didn't do, but he kept writing it, didn't like him being nosy or suspicious of me when I take it correctly..
New docs a bro, had him for 5 years since I was 20.
>>683333866
There's nothing wrong with my house.
loads of thc
>>683317988
its a wonder your not dead.
hopefully you die soon
>>683335644
There's everything wrong with your house.
>>683335786
You do realize half of the shit he just said doesn't even get you high let alone kill you. Fucking idiot.
Heroin, cocaine, ketamine, weed, Etizolam, and adderall. And maybe oxycodone, it's been a while since I've done that though.
>>683335484
Yeah I had the Same problem. So I went to a doctor who accepts people with no insurance and he doesn't get alot of patients' so as long as you have a history he'll give your addies no drug test. Shit I got him to prescribe me clonapam. Tried to get him to do opiates but he just wrote me a prescription for ibuprofen 800mg
>mdma
>weed
>maybe 2cb?
>>683317008
Life. Because I'm so high on it right now
crazy high minerals from a multivitamin
clenbuterol
caffeine
t3/t4
clomid/clomiphene
dnp
cuttin' for summer, hard. plus the clomid makes my balls huge.
>>683336158
How much can you get K for? Around here it is 80-100 a dart.
>>683317008
Supposedly protiens from masturbating before a drug test can trigger somthing, so maybe protiens? I don't do drugs, not with the job I'm going into
>>683317008
kokain
I'd come up positive for dubs
Mdma and thc for sure.
Lsd, if you're using spectroscopy, because last weekend.
Nothing. I have better shit to spend my money on.
You-C 1000 Apple I just drank.
>>683336888
checked
thc cocaine xanax
>>683336888
Like your SMITE gods. Nerd.
>>683317008
weed, alch, maybe nic from vaping idk
meh
>>683317008
The xanax I found on the floor at work today and took. That is all.
>>683337093
Fuck Smite, LoL Dota and all the like.
>>683320664
god damn. Seriously?
>>683336544
I get it for $80/g. It was my first time doing ketamine though because I haven't used dope in a while. IVing K was interesting.
>>683317008
Prolly weed and traces of tryptamines
>>683317008
Alcohol, weed and coke.
>>683337569
I should mention a while for me is like a week haha
>>683323546
Why do you have to make us hate you every other post?
>>683337999
ahah I find myself thinking the same way
>>683317008
Coke, Weed, Alcohol, Benzos
That my power level is off the charts.
>>683317008
Xanax and weed
https://soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship/gwaup-tyle
Just opiates and weed.. on a hair follicle test it'd be shorter to list what WON'T pop up though lol. Pretty much just H.
Anyone know any good Etizolam vendors for the USA? I usually buy from shymolecule but they no longer accept credit cards.
>>683338599
Check em
Ketamine, weed, hash, coke
>>683318890
Actually, as a doctor of medicine hospital, I recommend drinking 8 glasses of urine each day. You see, we need to pee to keep the blood flowing to our reproductive organs, so people must put urine in to get urine out. If you don't drink pee, the body takes the urine from your anus in order to get and maintain an erection, this kills the anus.
nothing but Gribblecilin
>>683336888
If you get a good doctor, I've only had to pay like ten dollars for 150 Percs. It's not expensive if you do it right.
Caffeine and Taurine, may be some alcohol, but it was two or three weeks ago, I guess.
retaphin
Alcohol and coke. Maybe still some weed in my system. I quit smoking 3 weeks ago so I could pass a whizz quiz for a potential new job.
>>683317008
MDMA, Psilocin, Alcohol, Alprazolam, Morphine and Ritalin.
LSD, THC, and Amphetamine
>>683340285
LSD doesn't show on tests bro
>>683317008
Weed and nicotine
>>683340389
I didn't know that
>>683340389
Spine Tests ahah. That seems unlikely however
>>683317008
Thc a lot
THC, alcohol, dmt, MDMA, LSD, piracetam, phenylpiracetam, noopept, and opioids.
>>683317008
literally nothing, haven't taken any drug in the last 3 months.
Weed, Alcohol and possibly still some ephenidine
>>683340389
>>683340575
>>683340637
Untrue. The military used to test, but stopped because they caught people so fucking rarely. LSD isn't tested for in most standard panels, but the spinal tap bullshit is a myth.
>>683341199
And if you don't believe me, check them dub dubs. Or google
>>683317008
A kidney stone
>>683317988
Ayyyy what you taking wellbutrin for?
>>683318262
>concerta
ADHD?
>>683325418
Are the d-amphetamines prescribed?
>>683333204
I used to be on adderall till 18 then said fuck it because it made me fucking moody
>>683329443
This makes a perfect night.
Oxymorphone, heroin, meth, buprenorphine, thc
>>683333813
Its prescribed for ADHD, which is well known for being an over diagnosed disorder. It also works on those with narcolepsy
>>683317008
nothing
Wellbutrin, prescribed for my depression also works wonders with my adhd
>>683326469
that's a long pop-it
>>683317008
Nothing. I'm not a parasite on society
>>683317008
Nothing, not even over the counter drugs like ibuprofen or tylenol.
>>683317008
tea. green mostly. oh and some glenfiddich (the 12yo one) from yesterday, but not much i guess.
>>683317008
Dianabol. >>683317008
Alcohol, weed, 2cb, modafinil and Dianabol
just weed, lots of weed
