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alright /b/ the most gayest thing you all have ever did. even if your not gay, we have all done something gay.
>me and my friend were at a public toilet and we both had to piss really bad and there was one small urinal stall there and we were both on the verge of pissing ourselves so we both squeeze into the urinal stall at the same time and piss. our dicks were only a hair from touching one another.
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>>683313232
Did you cross the streams
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I did the exact same thing with 2 different friends one night. One of my friends got hard in the process.
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I once fapped to a trap
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>>683313232
I have a boyfriend. He lets me put it in his butt.
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>Go on omegle take orders from dudes jacking off showing my ass. Finger it a lot and gape it so he could cum.
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>>683313232
I once sucked a guy off while fucking his husband.
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accidentally kiss a black man while we were fighting
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>>683313232
don't talk to me or my son ever again
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I have a trap bf so there's that.
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>>683313232
one time at boyscout camp
me and another boy decided to pretend to have sex without penetration. one of us pretended to be the girl and the other pretended to be the boy. we were naked. it was really gay. by far the gayest thing ive ever done
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I got raped by a man around 35 y.o when I was 13
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Had sex with my best friend at the time when I was 12-14?
Fun as fuck since it was literally just sexual urge of just wanting to stick your dick in anything
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>I was at a friends house, and we >were all drinking. After everone >passed out I woke up in the middle >of the night to a guy playing with >my dick( he was openly gay) I >pretended I was still asleep, while >he ended up blowing me. I never >came so hard in my life and >couldn't pretend I was asleep any >longer. We ended up blowing >eachother and he played with my >ass. I kinda wished that I woulda let >him fuck me since I was so >wasted...

Really wish this would happen again...
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Allow me to repropose a story I told here sometimes ago.

>be me
>be 16, bunch of years ago
>have a very feminine figure and face
>basically looked like a girl
>be a nerd
>go to a comic book convention cosplaying\dressed as girl
>having a good time
>meet this guy
>him being very friendly and sociable
>thought we became best bros
>decide to grab a bite
>brings me back to his car
>kisses me and takes out his dick
>be like wtf
>takes my head and makes me suck his dick
>realize he was hitting on me all the time cuz I looked hot
>decide to play along and give him pleasure
>start strocking, licking and sucking his dick
>make him cum a bit on my face a bit in my mouth
>then we actually go to lunch
>now I actually look like a man and be straight
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I caught my wife's son masturbating. Got a boner...
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>>683313232
>friend wants to masturbate with me
>fuck it why not
>having fun watching porn
>he cums on his stomach
>immediately overcome with lust, lick it off him
>he seems to like it

first time doing gay shit
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When I was little we went to a buffalo reservation in Yellowstone, and me and two friends played truth or dare. We ended up doing shit like jacking each other off and beating off in front of each other. Shit was fucked.
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me and my friend got high and sucked each others dicks he came on my face and i fucked him in the ass
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>>683313473
The ream important question

Also underrated post
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>>683314786
great job faggot
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I sucked a dick at about five years old.
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>>683316165
did you really
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>>683314786
man, you really blew it
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>>683314481
Haha its funny because...
It isnt funny
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>>683313232
>thinks having to piss so bad, he has to share urinals is gay.

Nigga, I got my leg pissed on by my friend in the communal shower.
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>>683314201
Pics?
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I once put my dick in a vagina
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>>683316298
Yeah I did. I took his underwear off and I did what felt natural.
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>>683313232
I payed my friend like two dollars to suck my dick in 8th grade
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I used to trap on cam age 16-18

gave the website I used a photoshopped ID so I could make money even though I wasnt 18

never came out as a trap, never had any sexual encounters as one

21 now, my friend opened up his new gay bar so I went for the opening party (im straight with a gf). I got hammered on free drinks and ended up going back to this big black dudes hotel. We stopped by my place first so I could get my clothes. we fucked for hours, it was great. Never done anything since
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>>683316595
Faggot
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>>683313232
back in 8th grade on a field trip kids were paired in the same rooms, 4 kids per room with only two beds. The kid that slept in my bed cuddled me every night, and dry humped me once saying he was horny.
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>Obviously gay teenager waiter was eyeing me up at dinner all night
>Thin, delicate looking build, wide feminine hips
>No facial hair yet, must have been pretty young
>Never done anything gay before, but I was in a dry spell and liked the attention he was giving me
>/b/ has made me curious
>Fuck it, men should be easy, right? No harm in going for it...
>Finish paying bills, friends all heading back to cars
>Tell them I'm gonna take a piss then meet them in the parking lot
>Stay at table as they leave, flag waiter down
>Make small talk about some dumb shit, told him he was a great waiter or something
>Awkwardly ask for his number
>He gets pretty shy / weird, I feel like I just made a fool of myself
>Ends up jotting it down on a napkin with his name, tells me to text him my name and he'll add my number after work
>Leave, wait a few min, then text him
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>>683313232
agreed to dress up as a girl and suck cock in order to get sucked. ended up just getting forcefully throatfucked.
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>>683317955
>Couple hours pass, don't hear anything, feel stupid
>Suddenly phone vibrates
>"Hey it's <waiter>"
>We started talking casually at first, but the conversation quickly became sexual
>I'm turned on and sending him pictures of my stiff cock now
>He tells me he needs it in his mouth
>I agree and ask for his address
>Before I know it we're parked on a quiet back road and making out in my truck
>Feel nervous, never done anything like this
>His lips feel softer than I expected, reassures me
>Decide to go for it and slide my hand down his stomach and under his belt
>He's a lot smaller than me, but rock hard and dripping precum
>Jerk him off under his pants for a bit
>He starts undoing my pants
>Doesn't even bother to jerk me off, just goes straight for it with his mouth
>BEST blowjob I've ever had, it's true that men do it better than women
>He's jerking himself off while blowing me now
>Can feel pressure growing in my balls
>Cock starts to twitch in his mouth, he stops moving and just sucks on the head of my cock as hard as he can
>Explode harder than ever before as he sucks the cum right out of me
>He's furiously jerking himself off while swallowing my load
>Shudders as he launches a big rope of cum onto his chest
>Comes back up smiling
>We make out a little bit more, I feel grossed out by the taste of my own cum on his tongue
>Drive him home and we go our separate ways

I ended up meeting him one more time after that, this time I tried sucking his cock a little bit, and eventually fucked him in the ass. I haven't done anything gay since then, but remembering the image of my cock buried deep into him while he came all over himself is still my favourite sexual memory. The feeling of his cock twitching in my hand was amazing. I'd like to do it again some day but find most men unattractive. This kid was young and feminine which turned me on a lot...
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>>683318052
>sucks and fucks a guy
> still isn't a faggot

gg anon
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>>683313232
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>>683319057
I never claimed not to be a faggot

In fact I said I wanted to do it again

???
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>>683313232
me and my cousin used to jack each other off when we were teenagers
we stopped after we started having girlfriends n shit
neither of us ever talks about it
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>>683313232
Was about 7 or 8 and for some reason I don't remember used to hump my friend through a mattress in some gym storage. Pretty sure there was nothing sexual about it then buuut in retrospect it was pretty gay
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gay enough?
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also during a sleepover in middle school my friend let me slide my dick between his cheeks but not penetrate him, it was pretty arousing
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>>683313670
YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER
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Masturbated to a tranny
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>>683313828
mah nigga!!!!!!!
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I sucked my best friend's cock and gagged the cum just to piss him off.

Everybody was laughing
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>>683321110
>Everybody was laughing

The fuck dude... Is this some communal event where others attend in Kentucky or something?
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jerked of my best friend in a tent for 5 seconds. we have never talked about it
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>>683313232
jack off with another cock on my cock with my ex girlfriend...feels so good
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>>683314786
>learn to imply
>Faggot
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trap here. fucked another trap.

the highest form of gay
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>>683313852
wat?
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>>683319057
You are a fucking idiot
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lived in Russia...can´t be more gay
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I peed in a cross with my brother... We were 6 and 10 years. That's it I think
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just fingered the shit out of my asshole

6.5/10
Same score as eating ass
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>>683322944
Pics of you?
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>>683314859
>now I actually look like a man and be straight
sure buddy, you're still a fag
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>>683323769
really? I fingered myself once while fapping and had one of the best orgasms ever.
granted Im gay as fuck so I have no problem finding my prostate or anyone else's
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>>683321110
Did you brush your tooth before or after you sucked his cock?
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>>683313232
cum in my own mouth
i used to do this all the time in my early teen years, feltgood.jpg
im mostly disgusted by it now even if the idea still turns me on
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>>683323774
i dont have my phone on me, so heres one
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>>683313232
>be me, 16, get summer job working for my friend's dad at his office
>he's cool, buys me lunches, gives me a lift home after work
>last day of my temp position while giving me a ride home, he says out of the blue "hey anon, do you smoke weed?"
>I think it's a trick at first and he laughs, he says he thought it would be cool to smoke a bowl to celebrate my first job, that i did awesome
>we pull into a park and ride about a mile from my house and he takes out a small glass pipe and we start to smoke a bowl
>we're smoking and talking, he takes out his phone and says "want to see something cool? you can't tell anyone tho, so promise"
>I do, he brings up some photos of a woman undressing and posing, I suddenly realize it's his wife/my friend's mom and he laughs
>asks me if i think she's sexy, i just nod and nod
>he keeps scrolling and gets to a photo of her with a cock in her mouth, he says "oh woops haha" then says maybe that was too much, but boy did she give amazing head
>he says "you must have lots of girls giving you head tho, anon". I am feeling shy but say no, i've never had a blowjob
>he acts shocked, saying i am really missing out, then pauses, asking if i want to try it out
>at first I'm confused, thinking maybe he means his wife? then he says "it will sound weird but i do that sometimes, if you want to see how it feels"
>i finally figure it out and assume he's joking, i start to say "uh no that's ok" but he is already moving his hand along my thigh to my crotch
>he says "a mouth feels so fucking good, anon. no one would know" and he's pressing against my crotch now and im starting to get hard even tho i really wasn't sure about this
>he whispers "you can say no but if you want, you can just lean the seat back if you want your cock sucked, it's awesome"
>i feel bizarre but lean the seat back and close my eyes, and feel his hands undoing my pants, then his fingers, his breath on my cock, and woosh i was getting blown
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Jerked off with my best friend to see who could cum the fastest. I won, busted my load into a napkin. For some random reason, not even known to me, I stuck the napkin in my mouth and started licking it.
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>>683323346
cyka blyat

>captcha: i select all images in the shape of a dick
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>>683313232
so, i'm bi, but i was straight before he's my gay stories in order that they happened

at 17 was in college, went to a party, gay guy was there, i was wasted af and went to lie down, not sure what happened, but woke up to him sucking my cock, i don't think he forced himself on me, i just don't remember what led up to that, i think i had his dick in my mouth at some point, but was too drunk too do anything really

at 25 after years of trap threads, shemale porn and futa/trap yaoi hentai decided i wanted to fuck a qt tranny, went on craigs list, started talking to this guy, somehow he managed to talk me round to being the trap, met in the middle of nowhere, he dressed me in panties and a girls top, then sucked my dick, he put my hand on his dick and i jerked him for a bit, then started sucking him off, he fingered me and licked my ass while i continued sucking his cock, i lost it at this point, went into full sissy mode and basicly begged him to fuck me, he bent me over the bonnet of his car and fucked me, then i went home with a sore ass and the taste of cum, shame and confusion in my mouth

now 26, hooked up with a mtf transgender girl, she's versatile and we fuck on the regular, i love being fucked and having her cum in my mouth, but it's awesome fucking her too as she's a total semen demon and give 11/10 blowjobs

over that whole time i've slept with 6 girls and had a threesome with 2 girls at once,plus the ones i slept with before the story start that makes 10 girls i've fucked too, being bi feelsgoodman
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>>683324393
Did it feel good tho?
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>>683324426
you went all homo faggot Freudian at the end
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>>683324664
>girl
>she
>her

What an illusion.
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i fucked a trap and came in the butt
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>>683324378
damn baby lets hook up
socal?
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>>683314419
Which one were you?
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>>683325068
hey she's trans, i know she's a dude, but if she want's to be called she what do i care, besides she more feminine than the last girl i fucked in terms of personality and attitude she was a total tomboy, wild in the sack though
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Jacked off to dudes before, I'd never fuck a dude though, unless it was one of those dudes that are just too sweet and perfect, and we were spooning and I just felt like it, I never think about fuckin dudes though, if you think about it I guess, it's not really meant to happen
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>>683325348
..yea lancaster
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>>683325348
sure! :D that sounds like a genuinely good and definitely not at all bad idea with no possible negative outcomes. would you like my street address actually? then you could just come to my front door and ring the doorbell with your erect pecker
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>When I was 15 (quite a while ago) we went on a school trip at a very religious orthodox island , >we were staying at a hotel next to a chapel ,
> at night we left secretly from the hotel to go to the chapel to see how spooky it was (silly teenagers)
>we found the door of the chapel unlocked , went inside lots of candles( very creepy)
> the lights from the candles and the shades of the orthodox saints were scary as fuck. >Orthodox churches have a holy table , we were so scared and we wanted to win our fear , somebody had a silly idea to start hitting our dicks on this holy table to scare the bad spirits , >we fucking did it , 3 15yo edgy teens hitting their dicks on a holy table inside an orthodox chapel after midnight
The whole thing lasted about 2 minutes , the next day we were saying to each other wtf did we do...
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I fucked this tranny like 2 weeks ago
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>>683324378
The guy who asked for pics here, any frontal one?
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I popped a half-boner whilst watching Magic Mike
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when me and my friend were like 12 years old we spent a holiday together with his parents. We shared a room and "experimented" with each other... Everything from jerking the other off to blowjobs to anal...
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>>683326143
Was it your first?
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>>683314859
>now i actually look like a man and be straight
why? why didn't you be a cute gurl?
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>>683313670
sickest and weirdest person on 4chan
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>>683326381
>watching magic mike*
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>>683326539
I disagree. I saw a thread on here one time where a guy said he fucked a girl.
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>>683326518
Yeah and totally worth it
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How many of you are telling your story for the first time?
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>>683326177
No i dont have my phone
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Gayest thing I ever did with a guy is play street fighter 2
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I had a gay friend when I was in middle school that would blow me and let me fuck him all the time. I was creampie-ing dude ass all the time in 7th and 8th .

Never did anything with any other dudes, just kinda used him as a fuck toy cumslut for a couple years until I had the courage to get pussy
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When I was in Scouts me and my friends used to jack off in our tent together. It wasn't really that gay tho. Another thing was when I was very young I used to pee with my two friends at the same toilet. We also crossed the streams.
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i go to a gay bath house and whore myself out to everyone in the building and end up being fucked by about 40 dudes by the end of the day
>i do this once every fortnight
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>>683327273
I am jealous and skeptical.
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>>683327739
I did some favor for him, something innocuous I don't remember what. He asked how hencould repay me and I jokingly said "you can lick my balls" and he was like okay. So i pulled them out and he licked them, I got hard as a rock and he blew me til I came in his mouth. He swallowed and it sorta just became a thing we did. Eventually started fucking him, and then it was just a whirlwind of adolescent buttfucking
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>>683324664
post pics of you
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Be curious, have a long-time gay friend. Get sort of seduced one night while hanging out smoking/gaming. He ended up blowing me, didn't feel great couldn't really get into it. Then he tried rimming me, and it felt so good I forgot that it was another guy down there, he ended up staying down there for 5 or 10 minutes because I was moaning and he probably thought we'd go further. He took a break from rimming me to move up the bed while jerking me off, stopping around where my shoulders were. He was on his knees and wearing those night pants with the fly, pajamas essentially. I could see the outline of his cock due to it pressing against the fabric of his pants, with the very very tip of the head peaking out underneath the sole button of the fly which was keeping it from standing straight out into the air. He pulled down with both hands at the waistband, revealing first only his bush and the width of the base of his dick, then sliding it lower allowing his 6.5inch but very girthy cock to flop out and then restg on the waistband. Then dropping it further revealing a pretty large set of balls. I lay there with his cock standing at attention less than a foot away from my face. I'm nervous but reach out for it and wrap my hand around it, probably a trembling hand. I begin to stroke it slowly and gently, just surprised how different it is to be looking/touching someone elses dick. He tells me to try and suck it, inching closer, resting it flat across my lips while my hand slipped during him moving and was now on a pair of balls that were bigger than I thought possible. I end up just jerking him off a little longer after moving away, because it was too much at once and made me shut down. I unfortunately left without getting him off.

I'm interested in trying things again, as that was my only gay experience, but he has a boyfriend again and I'm not interested in going out and actively seeking someone to try it with when I'm comfortable with him and trust him.
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>>683325682
York here
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>>683327640
how many sheckles do you make?
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>>683328133
>first the guy who said he fucked his sister when he was 9 and got cucked by his dad, and now this
What the fuck, Where do you people come from. It's fucking bullshit.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT GAY THINGS I DID, I MEET UP WITH A FRIEND I MEET ON LoL. WE BOTH LIKE TRAP DOUJINS AND WE MET UP AT A LAN PARTY IN KNOXVILLE. AND WE FUCKED, I BOTTOMED.
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>>683328792
post pics boi
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>>683328196
sure anon why not
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Sucked cock a few times. I'd be totally straight if I didn't enjoy sucking cock so damn much.
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I've shot my load in my own mouth. Not gay, though.
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>>683329103
>sissy
eh kinda manly
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>>683327640
>faggot for using fortnight
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>>683314481

I hated visiting grandpa too
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>>683329475
yeah i don't look or act like a sissy, but i felt like one being in panties and sucking cock, i'm versatile not a bottom, and as far as anyone can tell i'm straight
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tfw baby face should i just become a trap?
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>seventh grade
>watching porn with a classmate in math class
>we both are hard as fuck
>he take out his cock
>I'm like "wtf dude"
>he starts jerking off
>I got even more hard looking at his thick dick
>take out my duck too and start jerking off
>he says "wanna change hands?"
>I don't answer, I just grab his firm cock with my hand, he does the same with mine
>after like 30 seconds we cummed at the same time under the table
We did that shit a lot of times.
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>>683328792
U jelly?
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>>683325682
whats your e-mail baby lets do this
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>be me
>buy chasity cage
>lose key
what should i do?
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>>683330154
>duck
fuck off chris
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>>683330375
Break the padlock?
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>>683313852
Lol me too.
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>>683314098
>underrated
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>>683330469
My bad, fucking cellphone.
Dick*
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>>683328648
about $1600
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>>683330375
Call a locksmith, get him to unlock it, then fuck the locksmith.
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>>683330508
it's a big lock and i don't have anyway to break it
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>>683330375
Shoot it off.
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Tasted my own cum
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>>683330768
l-lewd
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>>683330896
Is that considered Gay? I mean, it came from your own body
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When I was around 8 or 9 my friend and I would routinely have sleepovers and spend them sucking eachother off. We stopped after a while because we were scared of being faggots then we just grew up.
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>>683313232
when I was about 9 years old my mom's boyfriend had his kids stay the night, his son was about 5 and I spit on my hand and beat him off while he tried to sleep. I was fucked up in the head from abusive parents but man, hope I didn't fuck his head up
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sucked a guys cock just to see what it was like. It was fun
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Got my docked sucked by dudes in saunas, gloryholes, and adult theaters. Never once sucked a dick or fucked an ass or got fucked. Just got sucked. Repeatedly. No regrets. Best head ever was some faggot jap older guy. It was like fucking heaven. Only had 1 broad in all the time compare while I've had about 6-7 of that from guys.
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>>683317171
Enjoy your aids niggerfaggot
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Got my dick sucked by dudes in saunas, gloryholes, and adult theaters. Never once sucked a dick or fucked an ass or got fucked. Just got sucked. Repeatedly. No regrets. Best head ever was some faggot jap older guy. It was like fucking heaven. Only had 1 broad in all the time compare while I've had about 6-7 of that from guys.
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A friend I used to have would always flash me so one day I flashed him back and he never flashed me again. This other kid ran up and looked at my dick while I was peeing on a tree, didn't see it more than a second and apparently thought the tip was purple and told everyone I had a purple dick.
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shaved my face when it got hairy. used to do that all the time until I realized only faggots shave their face
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>>683331440
Kek!
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>>683313232
used to go in showers at public pool with best friends and pack like 10 of us in one shower stall completely naked.
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>>683330806
Can you send a pic?
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>>683330375
go on a date with a locksmith
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>>683326143
how much?
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>>683330375
make a bump key.
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I touched my friend Walter's feminine penis.
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>>683313232
literally pathetic, least gay thing ever. There are clubs I've been to with shared urinals where things like that happen all the time. try harder faggot - not literally
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>>683329640
>22 yrs difference
>grandpa
Whitest thing I've read today
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>>683330990
Touching any dick is gay, including your own.
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>>683313232
>even if your not gay, we have all done something gay.

sorry to disappoint you faggot, but we're not all gay.
I guess the gayest thing I've ever done is respond to this thread.
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>>683313232
>be 14 at best friends house
>his step dad was super cool
>lets us do whatever we want
>somhow he convinces us to go skinny dipping in the pool
>from then on everytime my friends mom was out we would get naked, playing vidya/ swimming/ watching tv
>had to keep it a secret though
>after a while he would get naked to
>then we all would watch porn
>at first we would just watch while he jerked off then we all jerked off to the videos
>after about a year we started sucking his dick.
>my friend would do it almost every night and tell me about it
>i used to every time i went there
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When I don't fuck with a girl in a week or so, I usually go to grind and get a guy to come to my house to give me head, swallow my cum and get the fuck out.
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when I was a kid I would shower with my siblings, I didn't think anything of it because I was too young. My brother would have me "milk him" like a cow. not sure if that's gay, because I didn't know what the fuck was happening.
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>>683332253
what the fuck
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>>683330375
if it's one of these cheapo ones made out of plastic just heat a knife and cut through it like butter.
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>>683313232
got drunk and grinded on a friends lap until his dick got hard, also kissed his neck and shit. makes me cringe when i think about it.
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Its funny how you can clearly distinguish between who is telling the truth and who is lying in this thread.
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>>683332253
isn't this a scene from Less Than Zero?
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>>683332793
I can't, what super power is that?
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>>683332713
>makes me cringe when i think about it

My story makes me feel the exact same way.
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Me and my best friend, when we were like 8, didn't know what sex or any of that was. We used to go into the toilet and smell each others asshole... no joke. One of us would lie on the floor and the other put face to ass, spread the cheeks wide, and shoved our nose up there. Can't remeber why or how it started. We did it a couple times and I swear I'm still not gay. Dunno about him though but I assume not.
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made my best friend roleplay as girls from our class in school (we even stole fucking bra's and panties from a flea market lmao), made him wear it and suck me off like countless of times. Once he even sucked me off while he visited me for a sleepover and we slept outside on a big air mattress in the garden. I have the suspicioun my grandma saw us
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>>683332975
glad someone can relate home dawg
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>>683314786
>what even>in the fuck>is going on>here
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>>683333090

He never wanted to let me fuck his ass tho, I even attempted to offer mine once just for the possiblity of "revenge"

sounds gay as fuck but gay porn is so fucking gross.. just wanted to blow my load i guess
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>>683333076
>I swear I'm not gay, guise. That means I'm not gay, right?
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>>683333609
You can not believe me if you want. Doesn't make a difference to whether I'm gay or not, you faggot.
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I'm trying to think of all the gay things I've done, I once shaved my leg to see what it's like. it felt cold and had a strange wetness feeling to it, or sticky. I didn't like it. The other leg was warm and cozy with the hair. The hair eventually grew back with a lot of ingrown hairs, but after some ex foliating it went back to normal.
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>>683332108
Close but no the gayest thing you have done is beat off your one eyed wonder worm while reading these greentext stories

Fucking fag
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also, I used to play with barbie dolls as a kid with my sister and try on makeup. In middle school I was attracted to this one boy who had huge Angelina Jolie lips. I thought I was gay but that was a phase and now I only like the ladies.
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>>683332253
dafuq
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I'm lonely every day, all day.It's a pain that while not physical, seems to be worse than any physical pain I can imagine.
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>be me 15 years old
>have a 12/13 year old kid next door
>one day ate the shit straight out of the butthole

That's gotta be up there is the list of things I should never have done to fulfil some weird desire.
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>>683313232
Got fucked in the ass by my boyfriend and liked it.

No, I got better.

I actually listened to my ex girlfriends

> inb4 one or the other

I'm fuckin bi if you couldn't tell

> inb4 tits or gtfo

Men can be bi. I know cos I am a bi man

> inb4 bi now gay later

That's fucking stupid. Some men like all genders. Fucking deal with it.

> inb4 buttmad

Goddamn right I'm buttmad about it. It's pretty bad when even the LGBT community doesn't believe you exist.
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>>683334522
damn anon, tell me a bit about yourself if you would, why are you lonely?
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>>683330469
oh god i laughed so hard
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>>683334522
Lonliness goes hand in hand with depression. Which can be a massive bitch and manifest itself in to physical pain. If I ever get past my shit, I'll let you know, anon, so that I can at least try to help.
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>>683334622
go back to fucking Tumblr you sack of shit, of course we fucking know men can be bi,
hell this website has a shit tons of sissy lovers, gay and bisexual, we don't care it's people like you who makes 4chan hate on any kind of persons that are "different"
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>>683313232
sounds hot
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>>683334622
Go fuck your ass with a cactus and stop spilling shit over the internet.
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I have a younger brother. When we were in our preteen years, we did a bunch of gay stuff. He had an awesome ass, and I often ate it. Suck his dick once also. I wish i had taken it further though.
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>>683313473
Mhmm very important.
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>>683335217
Correction, it's actually people like you, that put people like me on the defensive, cock for brains.

> go back to Tumblr

Newfag as fuck. Go back to Funnyjunk you cock mongrel.
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True story. nothin crazy

>be me
>cousin, same age, also guy
>grow up together, do everything
>discover dicks
>play "butt and weenie"
>poke each others dicks
>get hard, not understand
>discover masturbation
>show cousin how to do it
>do it for him, same back to me

This was when we were like 9/10/11?

Either way, he turned out to be fucked up and into child porn. I'm normal outside of cuck fantasies. Not bi, never touched another dude.
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>>683335286
See >>683335462
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>>683335217
>not knowing that 4chan hates everyone
>implying hatred for degenerates is wrong

Looks like you should join him on tumblr
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>>683335583
> degenerates
> posting in /b/

Hi pot, I'm kettle.
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>>683329988
Post a pic so we can decide
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>>683335564
>>683335286
>>683334622
my sides are in orbit
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>>683335462
>being on the defensive over an anonymous image board.
>life must be painful being such a huge sensitive snowflake.
I reiterate the thing about the cactus.
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>at bathroom stall
>teen dude in next stall puts his hard cock under stall into where I am
>nice looking dick
>figure, what the heck
>jerk him off until he cums
>leave

It was fun. Wish I'd sucked it.
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>>683313232
>even if your not gay, we have all done something gay
No. Most of us have NOT done something gay. Stop trying to make yourself feel "not" gay for doing something gay.

For heteros (normal people) who happen to be alphas, we don't do gay shit, nor allow ourselves to be put in those type of situations. Period.

The natural order of things is all fags should die.
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>>683335998
You're welcome, anon
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Since puberty, I have had breasts. They're not due to fat, like I initially thought. At the age of 15 I became very skinny, but still had the boobs. Kids in school would beat me up and laugh at me. I don't know why I have boobs but it has caused me great social anxiety so that I've never had a girlfriend, never had a job, living with my parents at 29 with no skills, courage, strength to live really. All because I'm a boy with boobs. guess that's pretty gay
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>>683336036
> being this rustled cos I beat you to the predictable shit fucking neanderthals like you say.

Hiw does it feel to be outdone by a man who likes dick?
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>>683336183
Do you watch strictly lesbian porn? Or do you need a cock in it to get off?

Exactly, you fucking faggot.
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>be me
>be 15
>Have friend, will refer to him as J from here on out
>Be spending summer night over at J's house
>do the usual
>vidya
>movie
>occasionally drink some booze
>not tonight
>Tells me he has weed
>have only smoked maybe twice before this
>imdown.mp4
>We wander off into the woods behind his house with a milk jug full of water, and a ratchet socket
>proceed to make Gravity Bong (was 15 and didn't know what was about to happen)
>whole thing fills with smoke
>literally the whole fucking jug
>unexperienced me decides "inhale all the smoke"
>do that
>cough
>continue to cough
>vomit
>absolutely blitzed
>friend does same thing
>Have to have help back to car b/c so incredibly high
>black in and out while walking up to house
>finally make it to bed
>had been closet homo this entire time
>once in bed I roll over and hug the shit out of him
>he responds by rolling me on my side, and hugging from behind
>hormones and horny teenage syndrome activate
>next thing I remember is trying to suck his dick
>suddenlycumeverywhere.gif
>next morning, talk it out
>we do this once a week during the summer
>turns into almost every day before start of next school year
>suddenly he goes dark and quits talking to me
>get jumped the next summer by him, called a queer
>hospital, stitches, staples in head

11/10 would relive all day. Was the gayest thing I've done. (Besides currently fuck dudes in the ass)
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>>683326120
hahahah
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My friends started taking me to gay bars with them after I dropped 40 pounds.
I usually flirt with older men and let them buy me drinks. Last month I probably spent like $30 on alcohol and went out drinking every Friday night.
I also have a huge bdsm fetish. I let one guy take me home after a staggering amount to drink and let him tie me up, gag me, and fuck me. When I woke up the next morning, I was still tied up. I had to suck his dick like that before he let me go.
It was a really great experience, honestly, and pretty fucking gay. The main reason I dropped so much weight was so I could live out my S/M fantasies
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>>683335563
>never touched another dude
>jacked cousin off
which is it faggot?
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i wanna taste my own jizz but every time after fapping, the urge goes away. never tried it yet, but I have sucked my own tip. It was a lot easier when I was younger, can't get my lips close to my dick now.
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>>683336387
>Feeling special for liking dick.
I'm not in this thread to be straight, you dumbfuck.
Everything you write reeks of attention whore. I'm done here.
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>>683336340
why the fuck haven't you seen a doctor about that?
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met up with a dud from craigslist. sucked his dick then let him fuck my ass and cum on my face/in mouth. ate his cum.
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>>683336910
why so serious?
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>>683313232
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>>683336910
> attention whore
> STILL being this buttflustered

Again, hi pot. It's still kettle.
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>>683323346
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>>683336972
I can't afford it. I'd like to see an endo but even then, he'll just tell me my testosterone is low, and that I need surgery. too expensive.
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>>683336504
what the fucks wrong with him?
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>>683336498
wut?
not him, but fag, you can't even logic right
no wonder you're gay

lrn2pov
it's like half of all porn now
it's what straight men think anyway when a guy is in the shot
now that directors have figure out how to pov decently, it's exactly why there are less and less men in porn

you are fucking dumb as fuck and should prolly leave 4chan permanently
you are just too dumb to be here
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>>683337094
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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guys , guys stop it already , i'm just here for some hot gay stories and not reading bitching who is a fag and who's not.....

just calm your dicks out
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>>683337242
> lrn2pov
> implying your dick would be anywhere near as big

Micropenis detected.
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>>683337206
His parents ended up finding out about him smoking weed, and sent him off to a christian summer camp (found that out later), and he came back and said I caused all of it.
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>>683337406
MY RAGE BONER WILL NEVER QUIT! YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME HARDER
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>be me
>enjoy looking at mens ass
>join a construction job specifically so I can be close to sweaty man cracks
>join a junor vollyboll team and start hooking up with the boys
>get raided and shot in the head by swat
>go to hell and get ass fucked forever

life is goo
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>>683336498
>not watching strictly lesbian porn = gay?

>found the retard in denial about being a retard and being a gay retard at that making illogic all over
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>>683337162
then you can get on test... start working out, take more test, get buff - > problem solved
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>>683337094
BUT THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
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>>683333076
Man, i had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE when i was 6 or 7, don't have a clue about how it started happening
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>>683337500
hahahah i bet i know how to make your boner go away.....

it's just 4 words
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>>683337580
> being this easy to b8

I'm not even trying. You're just that pathetic.

> Rustled jimmies everywhere
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>>683316313
underrated
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>>683337584
I am working out, just started it 2 months ago. Even with as little muscle I've gained, it feels amazing, It's like an addiction now. Can't really see myself taking test, it seems unhealthy somehow and probably expensive. i'll keep working out though and adding more weight over time.
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>>683337708
You're on, quell this rage boner of mine!
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>>683337447
>asked you to smoke weed
>wanted you to suck his dick
>called you a queer even though he's just as gay
must have autism why didn't you beat him up?
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>>683337867
I am a female......

bammm boner is gone
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First gay experience was while I was in scouts as an 11 year old. Camping with an obviously gay kid who was really shy, ended up spooning and playing with each others ass and shit, nothing came of it.

A few weeks ago I got really high and sucked off my gay friend and he returned he favor swallowing my load, we hooked up again, but I didn't feel the magic.
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>>683337989
Tits or GTFO. Plus I'm this anon: >>683334622

Sooooo you fail. MY BONER IS STILL ACTIVATED
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I loved a girl and se was a trap and i did 69 with her
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>>683314859
I've read this before are you posting pasta or same person?
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I'm having my teeth cleaned at the dentist soon, there's a cute dental assistant, I want to ask for her phone number but too shy.
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>>683313232
Fingered (two knuckles max) my butthole a few times (max 10?) when masturbating between the ages of 15-18. I'm 21 now, and I can't even remember if it actually felt good or was more of just an experimental thing. Whatever the case, the urge is gone.
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>>683338141
you happy
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>>683338141
i have microtits , you don't want to see that
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>>683338463
> no tits
> implying I don't like a good A cup

You have no idea just how all over the grid I am
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>>683338619
i love microtits
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>>683338619
See: >>683338463
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>>683338744
Oops, I meant see this: >>683338681
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Got paid by a trap to fuck him in the ass
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>>683338681
mine are -A , i'm fucking serious .....my chest are like a 9 yo
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>>683338837
I still want to see. My last gf was built small enough that she could still shop for junior bras
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>>683338619
i love flat chests please post yours
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>>683326143
Thailand? Where?
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>>683338966
>>683338971
then just google images of a 9yo and you can imagine how are mine looking like
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>>683315356
Shit was lit*
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>around 11 or 12
>me and a close friend watching porn
>both horny af
>scene where some blond is getting fucked in the butt
>eventually get into discussion about why anyone would want that
>jokingly joke about trying it out on each other
>we both can tell we're half serious
>proceed to take turns while watching the porno
>eventually became a normal activity after school until HS
The only awkward part was actually was trying to get the cum out later while you copped a squat. To this day I don't really consider myself gay though nor am I'attracted to dudes in the slightest
Fucking just felt so awesome to my virgin penis initially that I didn't give a shit who my dick was in.
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>>683339184
i want to see YOUR nipples you autist
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>>683335738
why would you hate ellen?
>>683335583
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>>683339184
I bet they're not half as bad as you think.
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i was 7 and took turns for sucking a classmate and being sucked in return
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>>683339184
I had a feeling there was a setup, but I took the b8. Good job, anon. You're exempt from tits or gtfo
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>>683331849
>underrated
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>>683339453
Didn't know that anon was named ellen.
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>>683313232
I regularly sucked cock between my 12th and 14th birthday.
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>>683339419
nahhh i'll pass

to self conscious about that part of my body

(also i'm not sending pussy too or a butt hole pics , you can only get pics of non sexual body parts)
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>>683339997
Let me see your torso and hips then.
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>>683339742
dude i'm a real femanon but in the game since 2005 so i know how to play
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>>683340136
torso ???
do i look that stupid ?


torso includes chest too
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only thirsty cunt post their real boobs here....
or some newfags that dosen't know what tits or gtfo really mean
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>>683340311
> what is zoom
> what is camera position

Yes, you look stupid now.
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>>683340311
Belly? Hand with timestamp?
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>>683339997
post your lips, I bet you're really cute
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>>683327273
Paul?
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>>683329782
Sounds like me
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>>683326120
I'm dying... that's hilarious.
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>>683313232
>the most gayest thing you all have ever did
Posted in this thread.
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When I was around 7 or 8 years old. There was a family across the street that had 2 brothers about the same age as me. We used to take turns sucking each others cocks. The thing is, while it was gay as hell, that fact wasn't even in our minds. The sole purpose was to feel our dicks getting sucked, and blowing each other was just the price top get your own turn.

Tldr: I used to have three way oral sex with my childhood neighbors.
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>>683340678
wait
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>>683341089
Can do
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>>683339997
you are stupid and i hate you flat chests are so much better that cow tits. this is why i'm mostly gay guys are so much better than girls only females i really like are Japanese and some Korean
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>>683340678
There
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Wore my girls panties and sucked a guys cock and then let him bust in my ass
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>>683341222
Wasted trips, no one cares about your sexual insecurities
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Using a flashlight for anal while having someone tell me what to do on omegle
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>>683341357
Show that sexy ankle, I'm from an amish community, currently on a library computer
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>>683341357
I like your hand, I bet the rest of you is even better. post your legs bb
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>>683341222
i'm not asian , but i'm flat as fuck
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>>683341404
Artist
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>>683341357
> fuckin man hands
Pussy time, you trap.
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>>683341560
>>683341613
didn't you read the timestamp???

no more faggots
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>>683341357
Wait it's monday where you're at? How that's at least 4 hours forward. You in Australia or something?
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>>683314419
the gayest thing about this is that you went to boyscouts
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>>683341831
who's Heidi?
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>>683341831
Then GTFO
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>>683340797
HOLY SHIT! I'M SO SORRY!

DELETE THIS THREAD!
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>>683341784
didn't you read my early comment??

if you think i'm a trap , then so be it....just fuck off m8
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>>683341399
I'm not insecure and i don't care what you think you fucking faggot i only care what i think i feel better than everyone else and nothing will change that
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>>683341859
no germany
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>>683341621
performance artist
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>>683340797
>>683341932
holy shit please tell it from your perspective
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936?70
Heidi

who is this? a girlfriend?
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>>683342174
don't get jealous of a femanon /b/ro, that's just creepy
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>>683326120

So you blew each other under the altar of a Greek Orthrodox Church. Dude you are going to hell 4 sure. (don't worry, all the priests blow the altar boys )
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>>683341903
not me....a frend
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>>683342324
That's the Catholic priests.
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>>683342351
sorry for pressuring you, we were just having some fun. you know how guys are. I'm going to go make dinner now, later /b/
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>>683342008
I did read it. And I promptly (and rightfully) decided not to give a shit. Go to a bar if you want attention. Or at least cut yourself to make your man hand look more interesting.
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>>683341932
prove to me that its you, and besides, why are you still even in this thread
>>
I lost my virginty to my first boy friend.
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>>683327273
>>683340797
>>683341932
Kek
Seconding this: >>683342158
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cuddling with my bf
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>>683331999
Checked trips
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once i move out in a few months and get in decent shape i'm going to buy a hatsune miku cosplay outfit and fuck my ass with a dildo so theres that
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>>683340797
Nope. Not paul
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>>683342569
but faggot if you are replying then you are giving in.....ohh you are such a retard
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>>683342158
>>683342717
i aint typing shit till i see if thats the monster who used me or not, gonna need to see a pic of him, preferably with a dick pic :/ (i know that cock too well
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>>683343312
Nigger
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>>683343489
i like where this is going
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>>683343384
> giving in

To what? I'm unrelenting in my demanding to either your torso or sliced up man hand. Not replying would be caving

> being this summer
> 4chan since '15 maybe
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>>683343091
if that's you, you're in good enough shape. nice cock. I'd love to suck you off
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>>683343091
by the way i'm going to do it with a leek dildo why listing to levan polka
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