Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: claw is the truth
I'm going to sleep.
What am I doing with my life?
>megumin is the cutest ever~
Genetically modified Cow-girls are the future.
No idea, there's a florist in town but I never bothered to check him out.
> I'll set you up mah nigga
Nah, I'll manage but thanks for the offer Megumin
Nah, I dont aim for that, I just want to help a friend out
And since I'm pretty big, have long hair and viking clothes, I'm perfect for that movie production
>See you in 5 min
Genetic engineering better catch up
I feel so lucky!
>the cutest girl is letting me sleep on her boobies
>I can't even!
Guaranteed success! You'll be able to retire after this!
Good night Tats!
You are currently posting on /b/. That might be good or bad.
>At least you aren't posting on a trap or a YLYL thread
Exactly, making waifus real is the dream.
Guess I'll stick around then.
They really do need to hurry up.
Right now I'm just trying not to fail at the one thing that's expected of me
In the long term aspire to become a college graduate and find a job so I can support my mother and sister and not be a useless sack of shit that only drains resources from my hard-working family
Oh well, get her something she'll likes, the most important thing is the hearth behind the gift after all~
sachi claim, now with 100% more claw
so titanic is soon?
posting on /waifu/
We should dicuss some rap! I like A$AP Ferg's new album 'ALWAYS STRIVE AND PROSPER', and Kanye's new album.
But at least I have this bowl of pudding right?
This is but one of many tabs friend
>I feel so lucky!
>the cutest girl is letting me sleep on her boobies
>I can't even!
It'll never happen IRL though.
Nah, she is just my best female friend, we just prefer to skype with cam because of reasons :^)
Come the fuck on tomorrow, because I wont will have time from tuesday till sunday or monday
Because preparations for medieval festival and also sleeping there
Tbh The only rap I listen to is the one of the TeamSesh guys, also Suicideboys and similar artists
Keep exercising then, you have to live a long life and be strong enough to carry your half cow/half human waifu
Galko... I love you too <3
If none of them contain traps or any degenerate stuff, you're good
I know that feel Akiko, 4th year senior in accounting. How bout you eh?
Takin the literal route eh?
Problem is thanks to circumstances I only have 30 bucks to get through 2 weeks. Leeching off my dad's food supply I saved maybe 7 bucks so that's all I can spend
Peaches is present
Does Nujabes count?
This is pretty great: https://soundcloud.com/kojaques/sunday-roast-prod-matt-finnegan
Might pass out soon.
Energy levels are at a all time low.
Stonger than any battleship!
Doesn't matter~ the hearth is everything! Just the simple fact that you struggled to get her a gift should be enough on it's own
Also, what are your guys' favorite classic artist/groups that are hip-hop or rap? I like Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang, Rakim, Common, and Nas. If you can't tell, I enjoy concious rap, and artists with positive messages.
mandatory cc claim
may the lurk be with you
Hello there peachy~
How are you my dear?
Well alrighty then, lifes worth livin then!
That's the whole reason I'm working out, so I can princess carry my waifu.
A A A A A A A A A A A A A
hi Shinoa lol
reminder to print you're waifu today
you can order more with the same $0.99 cost
just get a new ip or use your mobile device ip
You are r34 t I divertimento ing are you? Thats a violation of the rurus!
[This smothers the Emi]
What is it?
First year Game arts and Design. I still have a long way to go but I hope I can get there in one go. I only have one chance
I suppose I can always find something. Maybe I can make her a card
I already typed out my day too many times
so just see
Go to sleep Syndra!
I bet you can. I don't know how much a holstaur can weight
>Emi is pretty light, it's easy mode
Because of you
>Death by tits
I'll be home by 2pm at US central time
There we go
Well... I'm sorry Peaches.
I really do hope everything turns out for the better. I won't bother you much about that though I would rather try to make this a happy conversation, I want you to be happy friend.
idk the titanic was pretty strong, i think you have too much faith in the new ships
I think we could play then
I know that I will be online, but I still have to do some logistic shit with the director for the movies tomorrow, I hope I will be done before you'e home!
Also, just write to me when you're online, becuase I prolly wont notice you coming online
shut the FUCK UP DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've refilled my tea so many times it's just warm water now.
Mai waifu before waifus were a thing on the Internet, six year-old me knew what was up
>Why breathe when you have your face between those?
>Dying is totally worth it
I wouldn't suffocate you.
I'd just leave you gasping for air.
>leave you gasping for air
honestly that's pretty hot
Rory-sama claimed. Morning edition
>tilted from overwatch so went to cook
of course it is.
>mfw i didn't watch Sailor Moon as an 8-year old because i thought it was a girls show
I give ya the best of luck, I wanted to be a radio broadcaster, but its a dying art so I chose the safer route
Still have the, bombastic attitude! And the harsh criticism.
I know that feel too, earl grey. More like grey water
Make Amumica feel great again
Don't worry, I'm used to it
My mom has been mentally unstable for a very long time, but we've only figured it out recently. She's always been on the edge. My brother's been gone too long to be still sad and I still have my sister. I don't really let it get to my heart
Hey Rory, good morning
In terms of Emi not being able to breathe.
Because boob does not equal oxygen.
I'm tired as fuck though
We will just play tomorrow, if you will be online
>so many tits
Also, this >>683314912
Today is my lucky day, I should buy a lottery ticket
>But first, tits
Good morning, buddy. Hope you slept well.
Well with these studies I can apply jobs in TV, advertising, film, anything that has use for programming and design. These fields are on the rise here so I shuldn't have too much trouble finding something. My ultimate goal is to become a game developer of course
Welcome back dragon lady
The heart thing is cute
;_; take care now my dude
Hey there doppelganger
Yeah, even though it was only short. One of those real restful ones.
Hello dragon lady! I hope YOU don't try to eat me.
I died and I'm in Heaven. I would've never dreamed of something like this... <3
Death Senpai, good morning. Maybe I could get you that coffee now?
Thanks man, good night!
And good night to the rest of you faggots too!
Oh definatly, in this age its all about the three c's
Computing, charisma and craftmanship!
We won the crusade, Andalusia is completely under our control now, the muslims only have the duchy of Leon and most of Aragon left.
I can guess, and even if its off if I aim for like 200lbs I'll definitely be able to do it.
These threads are awesome.
That's the law of the universe.
This is my waifu, there are many like it, but this one is mine
there is surprisingly few pics of her anywhere
Nice man, glad to hear it. Sorry it was short lived though.
>Europe controlled from North to South
Awesome! How are the Byzantines going?
I love the universe
I feel like doing heroin on a daily basis
Well, I leave for work in about an hour, maybe the timing would work
I prefer the term fruit
Short but sweet
>I feel like doing heroin on a daily basis
That doesn't sound healthy, maybe if it was something perfomance enhancing.
Should I go again?
This might be too refined for you.
why do i feel these feels...
They keep trying to fuck with the muslims in Anatolia and they keep getting their asses kicked, they only reason they've been able to take any territory and hold it is because I help them every now and then. If they don't step their shit up and get their shit under control I'm just gonna cut them lose and focus on Francia and Hispania.
I'm making something you might like.
You can never leave.
Their AI might be stupid on that particular game
I'm sure I will! I look forward to it!
> qt <3
>That actually exists
>The EPO song
I though nothing could surprise me anymore. I was wrong
Here i'll show you