Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: claw is the truth
Kazuki claimed
Obligatory claim.
>Suiseiseki claimed
desu
I'm going to sleep.
https://youtu.be/YTEscgVDnAU
QOTT
What am I doing with my life?
Megumin claimed~
>Kagami is a qt <3
6-foot old man fister claimed
>>683310825
kagami claimed
>megumin is the cutest ever~
Genetically modified Cow-girls are the future.
Akiko claimed
>>683310527
No idea, there's a florist in town but I never bothered to check him out.
> I'll set you up mah nigga
Nah, I'll manage but thanks for the offer Megumin
>>683310537
Froggo
>>683311026
Night Tats
https://youtu.be/j-Fhx2IEztw
>>683311026
Goodnight!
Kyouko claimed
>still here edition.
>>683311026
Goodnight beautiful
>>>/mu/64691938
But why sticky it?
Vinyl claimed
>>683310610
Nah, I dont aim for that, I just want to help a friend out
And since I'm pretty big, have long hair and viking clothes, I'm perfect for that movie production
>>683311026
Night
>>683310626
Yes
>>683310486
Oh and get the bussy boi
>>683311026
Goodnight
>See you in 5 min
>>683311124
Wasting it
>>683309576
Genetic engineering better catch up
>>683309682
I feel so lucky!
>the cutest girl is letting me sleep on her boobies
>I can't even!
>>683309732
Guaranteed success! You'll be able to retire after this!
>>683311026
Good night Tats!
>>683311124
You are currently posting on /b/. That might be good or bad.
>At least you aren't posting on a trap or a YLYL thread
>>683311208
Indeed.
>>683310547
Exactly, making waifus real is the dream.
>>683311208
Guess I'll stick around then.
>>683311457
They really do need to hurry up.
should probably have claimed the last 3 threads...
Aizawa Nagisa claaaaiiiiim
hey everyone
>>683311124
Right now I'm just trying not to fail at the one thing that's expected of me
In the long term aspire to become a college graduate and find a job so I can support my mother and sister and not be a useless sack of shit that only drains resources from my hard-working family
>>683311457
I love you.
>>683311234
Oh well, get her something she'll likes, the most important thing is the hearth behind the gift after all~
Dio-sama...
>>683311738
No aaaaaaaa? Lol
sachi claim, now with 100% more claw
>>683311417
so titanic is soon?
>>683311124
posting on /waifu/
Where is peaches? <3
We should dicuss some rap! I like A$AP Ferg's new album 'ALWAYS STRIVE AND PROSPER', and Kanye's new album.
>>683311427
But at least I have this bowl of pudding right?
>>683311457
This is but one of many tabs friend
Jerry Beans Man claimed
>>683311839
Stronger than titanic!
>>683311457
>I feel so lucky!
>the cutest girl is letting me sleep on her boobies
>I can't even!
It'll never happen IRL though.
>the saddest
>>683311417
Totally
Nah, she is just my best female friend, we just prefer to skype with cam because of reasons :^)
Also
Come the fuck on tomorrow, because I wont will have time from tuesday till sunday or monday
Because preparations for medieval festival and also sleeping there
>>683311933
Tbh The only rap I listen to is the one of the TeamSesh guys, also Suicideboys and similar artists
/waifu/ discord server when desu
>>683311928
I've got Freeze Peaches
>>683311542
Keep exercising then, you have to live a long life and be strong enough to carry your half cow/half human waifu
>>683311569
Noticed
>>683311776
>No greentext
Galko... I love you too <3
>>683311984
If none of them contain traps or any degenerate stuff, you're good
>38 replies
>38 images
Oops
>>683311742
I know that feel Akiko, 4th year senior in accounting. How bout you eh?
>>683311839
Takin the literal route eh?
>>683311738
Hello Aiza
>>683311806
Problem is thanks to circumstances I only have 30 bucks to get through 2 weeks. Leeching off my dad's food supply I saved maybe 7 bucks so that's all I can spend
>>683311928
Peaches is present
>>683311933
Does Nujabes count?
This is pretty great: https://soundcloud.com/kojaques/sunday-roast-prod-matt-finnegan
Might pass out soon.
Energy levels are at a all time low.
>>683312169
>This kills the Emi
>>683312152
Stonger than any battleship!
>>683312365
Doesn't matter~ the hearth is everything! Just the simple fact that you struggled to get her a gift should be enough on it's own
>>683311933
Also, what are your guys' favorite classic artist/groups that are hip-hop or rap? I like Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang, Rakim, Common, and Nas. If you can't tell, I enjoy concious rap, and artists with positive messages.
>>683310825
mandatory cc claim
may the lurk be with you
>>683312365
Hello there peachy~
How are you my dear?
>>683312292
Well alrighty then, lifes worth livin then!
>>683312319
You fiend!
Going to sleep now. Good night /waifu/
>>683311984
thats even worse
>>683312292
That's the whole reason I'm working out, so I can princess carry my waifu.
Guess what.
>>683312697
Goodmorning
>>683311834
A A A A A A A A A A A A A
hi Shinoa lol
>>683312365
Hey Akiko!
I have to shit.
>>683312755
10:30PM here.
reminder to print you're waifu today
you can order more with the same $0.99 cost
just get a new ip or use your mobile device ip
>>683312292
You're adorable!
> <3
>>683312705
Waahh!
>>683312887
o
>>683313249
>>683312989
You are r34 t I divertimento ing are you? Thats a violation of the rurus!
>>683312554
[This smothers the Emi]
>>683312736
>Guess what
What is it?
A$$ claimed
>>683313393
just like this thread
>>683313394
I like this pic :^)
>>683313395
>>683313394
>>683313393
Three in a row!
>>683313393
D did I have a stroke while typing this?
>>683313526
noice
>>683313476
Hmm, f-formality!
>>683312358
First year Game arts and Design. I still have a long way to go but I hope I can get there in one go. I only have one chance
>>683312580
I suppose I can always find something. Maybe I can make her a card
>>683312628
I already typed out my day too many times
so just see >>683306829
>>683312697
Night
>>683312486
Go to sleep Syndra!
>>683312697
Night!
>>683312736
I bet you can. I don't know how much a holstaur can weight
>Emi is pretty light, it's easy mode
>>683313003
Because of you
> <3
>>683313394
>Death by tits
>Bad
>>683313735
what
>>683312201
I'll be home by 2pm at US central time
>>683312580
Yes!
>>683312697
Night
>>683312760
There we go
>>683313750
I hope you'll make her feel great~
>Megumin
>>683313750
Well... I'm sorry Peaches.
I really do hope everything turns out for the better. I won't bother you much about that though I would rather try to make this a happy conversation, I want you to be happy friend.
>>683313830
>death by tits
>
>>683314210
death by disgust
>>683312358
yep
>>683312152
idk the titanic was pretty strong, i think you have too much faith in the new ships
>>683314021
I think we could play then
I know that I will be online, but I still have to do some logistic shit with the director for the movies tomorrow, I hope I will be done before you'e home!
Also, just write to me when you're online, becuase I prolly wont notice you coming online
>>683314021
Sup?
>>683314290
shut the FUCK UP DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i've refilled my tea so many times it's just warm water now.
>>683314535
Tea's great.
Mai waifu before waifus were a thing on the Internet, six year-old me knew what was up
WAH-
>>683314403
>
>>683314210
>Why breathe when you have your face between those?
>Dying is totally worth it
>>683313830
I wouldn't suffocate you.
I'd just leave you gasping for air.
>>683314441
>reddit filename
>>683314297
Faith is the only thing we have sometimes
>>683314375
I'll be on in 5min. Almost home
>>683314403
Nothing much about to play warband
Shinoa
>>683314788
>leave you gasping for air
honestly that's pretty hot
>>683314822
it's a piclair filename, niggerfaggot
Rory-sama claimed. Morning edition
>tilted from overwatch so went to cook
>WE BACK.png
>>683314611
of course it is.
>>683314658
>mfw i didn't watch Sailor Moon as an 8-year old because i thought it was a girls show
>>683313750
I give ya the best of luck, I wanted to be a radio broadcaster, but its a dying art so I chose the safer route
Still have the, bombastic attitude! And the harsh criticism.
>>683314535
I know that feel too, earl grey. More like grey water
>>683314061
Make Amumica feel great again
-Akiko 2016-
>>683314081
Don't worry, I'm used to it
My mom has been mentally unstable for a very long time, but we've only figured it out recently. She's always been on the edge. My brother's been gone too long to be still sad and I still have my sister. I don't really let it get to my heart
>>683315029
Hey Rory, good morning
He is here to fulfill your fantasies.
>>683310825
ok im back
and reclaimed the only real wifu
>>683315181
please
>>683314912
In terms of Emi not being able to breathe.
Because boob does not equal oxygen.
>>683314896
I'm tired as fuck though
We will just play tomorrow, if you will be online
>>683314788
>so many tits
Also, this >>683314912
Today is my lucky day, I should buy a lottery ticket
>But first, tits
>>683315375
Aw damn im sorry
>>683315029
Good morning, buddy. Hope you slept well.
>>683314768
<3
>
>>683314912
Kinky ',:^)
>>683315130
Well with these studies I can apply jobs in TV, advertising, film, anything that has use for programming and design. These fields are on the rise here so I shuldn't have too much trouble finding something. My ultimate goal is to become a game developer of course
>>683315232
Welcome back dragon lady
>>683315481
You dont have to be sorry for your timezone, mate
>>683315543
absolutely smothered ',;^)
>Mugi
>>683315232
The heart thing is cute
>>683315654
;_; take care now my dude
>>683315154
Hey there doppelganger
>>683315496
Yeah, even though it was only short. One of those real restful ones.
>>683315232
Hello dragon lady! I hope YOU don't try to eat me.
>>683315296
Boobs>Oxygen
>>683315543
I died and I'm in Heaven. I would've never dreamed of something like this... <3
>love you!
Shiki claimed
>>683315619
>>683315029
Death Senpai, good morning. Maybe I could get you that coffee now?
>>683315802
Thanks man, good night!
And good night to the rest of you faggots too!
>>683315602
Oh definatly, in this age its all about the three c's
Computing, charisma and craftmanship!
>>683314290
You're right.
>>683313394
>>683313830
We won the crusade, Andalusia is completely under our control now, the muslims only have the duchy of Leon and most of Aragon left.
I can guess, and even if its off if I aim for like 200lbs I'll definitely be able to do it.
>>683313515
These threads are awesome.
>>683315029
Good morning Rory!
>>683315904
I love you too.
>
>>683315672
;^)
>>683315904
>Boobs>Oxygen
That's the law of the universe.
i feel like an heroing on a daily basis
This is my waifu, there are many like it, but this one is mine
>>683315602
there is surprisingly few pics of her anywhere
>>683315831
omnom
>>683315831
Nice man, glad to hear it. Sorry it was short lived though.
>>683316443
don't let your memes be dreams
Is it safe now?
>>683316793
Just because m8
>>683316793
It's never safe m8
>>683316331
>Europe controlled from North to South
Awesome! How are the Byzantines going?
>>683316405
>
>>683316409
I love the universe
>>683316443
I feel like doing heroin on a daily basis
>>683316058
Well, I leave for work in about an hour, maybe the timing would work
>>683316068
I prefer the term fruit
Goodnight
>>683316366
Good morning
>>683316473
Noplz
>>683316585
Short but sweet
>>683316793
it's not safe!!!!
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>>683317074
>I feel like doing heroin on a daily basis
That doesn't sound healthy, maybe if it was something perfomance enhancing.
gimme some quality waifus, fags
>>683317142
>>683316908
What?
>>683316965
>>683317133
Should I go again?
>>683317406
Fuck meant just be careful
>>683317320
This might be too refined for you.
I gotta go now guys, i need to get ready for work, Seeya!
>>683317671
>forgot pic
>>683317431
Filename got me
>>683317276
EPO
>>683317431
>That filename
Right in the feels
>>683317406
No, you can stay
>>683317731
cya!
>>683317142
>yuuko
>>683317780
Goddammit
>>683317731
Bye jenny
Shinoa
>>683317431
>that filename
why do i feel these feels...
>>683317074
They keep trying to fuck with the muslims in Anatolia and they keep getting their asses kicked, they only reason they've been able to take any territory and hold it is because I help them every now and then. If they don't step their shit up and get their shit under control I'm just gonna cut them lose and focus on Francia and Hispania.
>>683317074
I'm making something you might like.
>qt
>>683317406
You can never leave.
>>683317431
Shit, just read the filename, that's heavy..
>Megumin
>>683317945
Galky gotta make new thread now
>>683317101
Perfect~
>Tsuyu
>>683317431
>filename
>>683317320
>
>>683317780
Have the EPO song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew8hooj2-VI
>>683317642
what do you mean fam
>>683318062
Y tho
>>683317936
Their AI might be stupid on that particular game
>>683317945
I'm sure I will! I look forward to it!
> qt <3
>>683318092
>That actually exists
>The EPO song
I though nothing could surprise me anymore. I was wrong
>Emi
>>683318391
image limit tho
>>683318817
My image wasn't the last one tho.
>>683318987
Here, let me help
>>683318723
Red Warszawa are just weird like that, like "fag killed with Barbecue fork" or "metadonmix from Maribo".
>>683318987
not letting me do it...
cant spam shyvana now
>>683318987
I don't know how shiki did it :/
Shinoa
>>683319339
It's called deleting an image and using the room to post a new one.
>>683319443
Here i'll show you
So is someone baking or...
>>683319648
Nope show's over, go to bed
>>683319588
What magic is this!
Witchcraft!
>>683319709
I could use it...
Just someone make a new thread doesn't matter who
What black magic is this?!
>>683319899
Sadly good things never happene.
magic
You're all fucking retarded.
Atago~
