ITT: Dumbest conspiracy theories out there.
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Jets create so much pollution. Prove to me there is not chemical filled exhaust coming out of the engines. Is it then inconceivable that jet exhaust is affecting the atmosphere and thus the life and processes it sustains? Whether or not you by into the chemtail conspiracy you can't pretend that the millions of gallons of jet fuel burned 5 miles above our heads annually is going to not change anything.
I'll go one step further and say that if someone where to place additive in the jet fuel that are not burned during combustion would inevitably be ejected into the atmosphere. You dont need sprayers and giant vats. The engine is already a perfectly suitable sprayer and variable container.
If there was a fucking additive.
What you're talking about would involve adding billions of gallons of whatever additive secretly over decades.
If you believe that's actually possible you're so retarded you should be one of Sarah Palin's kids.
My point is you dont even need additives because the exhaust itself is full of chemicals. I like how you skipped over my post prior to the one you are referring too and straight to my hypothetical post.
That's not chemtrails, retard. Nobody is saying "Jet fuel being burned by the planeload has zero effect on the planet," chemtrail theorist say it's a deliberate biological or chemical agent designed to do something like prevent black people from breeding or something.
Nobody says jet fuel is good, retards say that it's not contrails caused by condensation but poison sprayers on aircraft.
Actually it is faggot. Operation cloverleaf operated under the principle of adding shit to the fuel thus creating chemtrails. That is the difference between fact and conspiracy.
Conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. The world isn't as exciting and mysterious as you think it is, no one is out to get you, and the reason you're disenfranchised socially and economically is through some combination of the following factors: your government doesn't give a fuck about you and primarily serves the interests of its corporate paymasters (this is blatantly fucking obvious nowadays, no conspiracies involved) and you've made poor life decisions. Human beings are self serving pieces of shit, no more, no less. There are no secret societies, just ugly, grasping, selfish people, operating in their own self interest, writhing in our own shit and self importance for a few years before we wink out of existence and rot. Sorry to shatter anyone's unemployment and weed-fuelled delusions of evil world takeover plots, fake holocausts and fucking reptiles.
I have a magical hose in my pants, that when sucked on, will squirt out the elixr of immortality.
I have no proof to offer you, however you see it's a secret that's being covered up by the Illumnatijewlizard people, so that makes it true. So get to work if you want to live forever.
That's literally the logic you just used.
not him, bt if the sun and the moon were always up and revolving above a flat circle, the moon would always be lit and we would have no night.
if you don't understand it or don't believe me, build your own flat earth at home with a flashlight.
also, when you're done, kys, because that really isn't rocket science
THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WAS TAKEN DOWN USING THERMITE PAINT TO COAT THE INSIDES OF THE BUILDINGS STRUCTURES
My favorite is when people say there wasn't even planes, even though it is the most witnessed crime in the universe since the big bang
hm i didnt know that. but still even if it was a spotlight, because it is far away and very bright, we would still be seeing the sun(more or less like themoon) at nights i guess.
>Actually it is faggot. Operation cloverleaf operated under the principle of adding shit to the fuel thus creating chemtrails. That is the difference between fact and conspiracy.
The Michael Jackson was killed and replaced with the white Michael Jackson is one of the weirdest theories I've ever seen. There's all sorts of comparison pictures that show the new guy is taller which is somehow eluded to in the Simpsons episode that starred Michael Jackson as a huge white man.
I have no security when I see conspiracies worm their way into politics. It is reaching its climax as we speak, and this is why 4chan is actually earnestly sponsoring a meme candidate for POTUS.
Move out of your mother's place, get a job, cut down on the weed and stop being a gullible, paranoid cunt. I don't know you but I would bet most of the aforementioned things probably apply.
No I didn't even click because like blackjack you don't hit when you think you're going to bust, in other words, the odds that it is real are so low that out of principle I refuse to take the chance.
Look who else is just telling his story
There are conspiracy theories that even though I don't believe, it's fun to pretend once in a while, Elvis being alive is one. They're like ghost stories, meshing fiction with reality.
Yeah it does seem possible that someone wanted to be as careless and gung-ho with his medication as possible, I mean there's billions to be made off his name, but likely it happened the way the news reported. The news' tendency to bend every story into an emotional piece regardless of fact doesn't help either.
there are tons of vids like this on Youtube.
Sometimes I wish we could send these people up to space and eject them out of the ship so they can see that the Earth ain't flat
in that milisecond
before they die.
>full of chemicals
Jet-A, which is what most commercial airlines run on, is pure kerosene with antifreeze added because you can't fly the plane if the fuel freezes
Jet-A1 is the same plus an anti-static additive because lol sparks bad
read a book
http://www.idwr.idaho.gov/WaterBoard/WaterPlanning/CAMP/TV_CAMP/PDF/2010/09-29-2010_Weather_Mod.pdf this is happening everywhere.
A picture of a dick god drew when he was 13
Fun fact: Lots of Americans buy into both of those conspiracy theories, yet have absolutely no idea what lead paint is doing to them. Lots of low income housing is painted with lead containing paint, and it's so fucking harmful, you wouldn't believe it. Producers actually denied the negative effects for years, which can include effects on intelligence and behaviour.
>mfw Chem trails were caused by terrorists and 9/11 wasn't
>I wish we could send these people up to space
NASA cant get up there so what makes you think you can. Niel tyson degrasse also mentioned that the earth is not round but pear shaped. Now, is the earth round or oblate?
Sure.... and how would they explain magnetic compasses and simple nautical knowledge (course over water / course over ground)
and that no one has sailed over the edge?
and the other way around to. The first thing you see at a ship when coming from far away are the mast
Although i´m paid by the government, since the navy, I don't recall that it says "lie to idiots online" in my contract
That's because once something is confirmed, it's not exciting to spread it around. You don't get a gold star like you would for proving JFK was killed by Kermit the Frog, you don't get to be part of the group that figured it out, so forget it.
See, lead paint's effects is something that has been proved over years of studies. What scares me is the anti-vaxxers still think vaccines cause autism after a fucking omnibus trial.
PS, the worst website for these conspiracy theories? Whale.to.
>work for the government
>advocate for a weather monitoring station in the tick's armpit, bumfuck since we need it to fly planes or something
>pretty basic. a few antennas and satellite dishes plus a building or two to house equipment
>deliberately name it something vague like "the camp" or "site 7"
>post about it on infowars
>anyone who calls it a weather station i brand a shill
>we don't have time for the flat earth society
in all honesty familia, the lead paint only really fucks you up if you're eating or inhaling particles. pretty much the same with asbestos
leaded gasoline is ducking awful though
I'm here to confess, /b/...
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
I wasn't arguing about the fact there should be no night I'm calling him a faggot because he's trying to act like he knows shit when he doesn't. All I did was ask clarification from the another anon and he got all asshole about it.
Been saying this for years, and was going to write pretty much the exact same thing here.
Funny how it's rarely, if ever, a smart and successful person peddling conspiracy theories. When it is, it's normally after a massive fall from grace, some major life event that has fucked them up big time.
I do love conspiracy theories though, along with urban myths and stupid apocryphal tales. It's an amazing insight into the way the human mind works. Perhaps surprisingly, while it's only grade-A nutters who continue to believe and promote stupid conspiracy theories, many are quite reasonably believable at first glance and with no prior knowledge - that's why they catch on.
Why is that a "proper video"- She has admitted that her "whistle blowing" was not related to chemtrails at all ...but know the internet fear-porn machine is trading on her military experience to claim she has knowledge of "chemtrails"- she does not...just another either ignorant or purposely lying person who cant be bothered to learn basic science.
read her own words here:
OP of the post you replied to here - yeah, I must confess I love reading about conspiracies too; my absolute guilty as fuck pleasure are those retarded History Channel documentaries about UFOs, the Biblical end of the world and so on. You're right that this stuff is a fascinating insight into the human mind; essentially, I think conspiracy theories are about trying to exert control over a random universe and human behaviour that's ultimately rooted only in selfishness and the drive to reproduce. We look for patterns where there are none and convince ourselves we've found them; it's just a means of obtaining (illusory) control over a meaningless existence. I guess conspiracies work off the same principle as paradoliea (apologies if that's spelt wrong), if that's not too much of a shitty comparison.
Obama is a reptile
Was joking with my friend and went to Google Obama is....
"A reptilian alien " immediatly pops up.
Tons of youtus claiming shape shifting and I was flabbergasted how many niggers believe this shit.
I'm fairly sure there is some underwater creature that is everything my nightmares thought it would be
>nasa actually took their time to make this
>ITT: Dumbest conspiracy theories out there.
meme magic doesn't real
it's water vapor that condenses rapidly (forming a cloud) when the hot exhaust gases mix with the cold ambient air
byproducts of jet combustion are carbon dioxide, water vapor and a little nox and carbon monoxide / some other trace combustion byproducts
Yep, pretty much bang on. I'm no psychologist, but cognitive biases are fascinating, and conspiracy theories are basically a mixture of cognitive biases.
While I think you're right that proper die-hard conspiracy theorists are in it for the self-control, and the feeling they've "discovered" some secret, and the "damn government ain't got nothin on them, I'm on to you corrupt politicans!", the way people get into it is far more simple.
Take the moon landing as a prime example - man, leaving the Earth, and walking on the moon. 50 years ago. When most people didn't have fridges and computers barely existed.
Sounds mental right? How the fuck did they pull that off? It must have been faked.
But when you learn about exactly how the Apollo missions and indeed spaceflight works, it's actually surprisingly easy. To quote Buzz Aldrin - it's just simple algebra. The problem is the cost of building a rocket big enough, but the cold war pretty much sorted out that budget issue.
On balance, it was far easier and foolproof to actually go to the moon than it would have been to fake the whole thing. Probably cheaper too.
>gunman on the grassy knoll
It was CIA Agent George Hickey in the car behind JFK's. Lost his balance when they sped up and pulled the trigger.
>get with it guys
If you're genuinely curious, then do your own research. I thought it was stupid for a long time, but then you start to hear people make points here and there that actually do make some sense, and things start to piece together.
Once you get past the "hur dur why would the govt lie to everyone their entire lives" you start to see a different side of things. I'm not saying the Earth is flat, but it is completely feasible that it could be. It's just a matter of who you want to believe.
Chem trails aren't fake my nigga. The US has been ablw to influence the weather since atleast Vietnam and even had to put up international restrictions on using meteorological weapons since they were fucking effective then and would be even worse now.
To detract from your stupid unfunny Diana jokes for a second (and to make clear, I'm not some Diana fan. I love offensive comedy, the more sick and twisted the better. You guys are just autistic) - Ayrton Senna.
Some of the most bat-shit crazy people I've ever come across online - and that's saying something - are the people who think Senna was murdered.
I don't mean the whole "steering column" shit either, I mean the people who think he was in some way assassinated.
Their conviction and defence of this theory makes most 9/11 or chemtrails or flat-earth guys look like some blokes having a laugh in a bar.
The CIA Agent thing is one of the more lazy conspiracy theories about JFK. The bar-room conversation kind of theory.
Were it true, it would have been easily determined what happened, the guy would have been sent to prison (probably not for long if it was an accident) and the Secret Service/CIA would have made it VERY public.
In fact, if that really had happened, it would have made the conspiracies 1000 times worse. Because it seems like such a lazy and unlikely excuse.
Given that Soviet intelligence had infiltrated the upper echelons of the CIA and Mi5/6 (Which is well documented). I wonder why they never leaked any information related to these conspiracies since they would provide an ideal opportunity to undermine the credibility of Western democracy at its' very core.
>do your own research
Shorthand for "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, am beyond any form of mental help, and can't provide even the vaguest of evidence"
I have a new game for this thread - post what you do for a living (and be honest) if you believe a conspiracy theory. I'm betting "surgeon" or "barrister" doesn't come up much.
Sometimes I really get fucking sad and angry when seeing so much stupidity in one place. This isnt supposed to be some catchy phrase, but what would the world look like if all those stupid people disappeared?
At least get your facts right without using your own "logic"
"Do your own research" means don't ask /b/ serious questions, because you will get the most extreme answers on each side plus lots of trolling. Guess you weren't smart enough to realize that, I'll try to speak dumber next time.
Yeah yeah, very funny.
The CIA keep shit very quiet that should be a secret, but a clumsy agent accidentally killing the president is not something they'd have any need to keep secret. Like I say, quite the opposite, as they'd need to explain it, and fast.
Plus, plenty of stuff that was FAR more sensitive (and quite rightly trying to be kept a secret) was made public without the control of the CIA/other intelligence agencies throughout the entire Cold War and right up to this day.
This goes back to what we were saying about conspiracy theorist wanting to believe the government is all powerful - while the track record of the likes of the CIA is indeed impressive, they're still prone to blundering idiocy and incompetence at times.
You can still post links though retard.
Post a link to a peer reviewed study that verifies your claims, and you've instantly won the argument.
I'll believe that Prince Phillip's dick controls the phases of the moon if you point me to something that proves it.
>ITT: Dumbest conspiracy theories out there.
The myth that niggers are good people
The myth that whites kill blacks disproportionally
The myth that mexican immigrants are not rapists.
You paint with a broad brush describing conspiracy theorists, but I think the vast majority are well more knowledgeable of the dangers of lead in the environment than you are, because they don't wait for a tv show to tell them what to think.
So you question nothing? You just believe everything you're told that has been studied by people? Imagine a world where no one ever questioned anything.
How do you determine the Earth is round in the first place without the ability to go into space and see it? The tests they conducted that "proved" it was round would work the same on a flat Earth.
Also, Galileo was a known Freemason and deep into studying the occult, so that should raise some red flags right there.
And exactly that is why you make no sense. Neil and thousands of other scientists say, that the earth is a little wider, only a few kilometers on the equator because the earth is spinning. Also, you will be a little lighter on the equator because the centrifugal force is stronger.
Btw. why are you guys always proving your theories by trying to disprove science, instead of actually proving it?
"Do your own research" is like the new catch phrase of retardation. This is what we get for not teaching critical thinking in schools. I taught in poor public and rich private schools, one thing they all have in common is that kids don't know how to identify reputable sources or plausible argument.
2 years ago when I was in high school a guys was forced to watch a 12 hour documentary about the Holocaust read a book about it and answer 20 questions on the book , if he scored less than 50 percent at the test he would be expelled from the school for ever . And all these things because he said that the Holocaust never happened at a school trip in a local synagogue , and spitted at a holocaust memorial inside the synagogue (he is neonazi)
I question everything. But I'm not a paranoid sperglord who needs to do everything himself and trusts no-one.
That's how evidence works - people find out data and present it to others so they don't have to find out for themselves.
Again though, this is missing my point. I'm saying that conspiracy theorists are never able to present evidence, and can never accept any opposing evidence.
Mostly correct however:
>I'm skeptical about her duties on base. She starts by saying her MOS involves environmental work(using fuel spills as an example), then goes on to say she screened hazardous materials before they were allowed on to the base. I could easily be wrong about this though, as I imagine there are relatively few people doing this kind of work in the military, it's quite possible they perform a wide range of duties related to materials.
There's a shitton of people doing this work in the military (not so much Lejune back in the 80s but most other places)
The military is another branch of the government and as a result is heavily laden with inspectors and what not. Still doesn't change the fact that she's wrong though.
There is still some people acting like jews do something wrong in the world. You can't get them to say exactly what it is, but, they continue anyway. It's sort of funny really.
Are you German by any chance?
I think neo-Nazis and holocaust deniers are utter fucking morons of the highest degree, but Germany's laws against them are ironically fascist in nature.
My rule is that anyone can believe whatever bullshit they want, if you don't like it, just ignore them. I call this "the right to be retarded".
Why would you say "do your homework"?
Because you'll see that Jews contribute to the entire world with medical and scientific discoveries, and their tech sector is amazing.
They have nearly 25% of the Nobel prizes in science, but they only make up 15 million people in the world. No complaints there.
Maybe, it's because orthodox jews do not believe in Heaven or hell? Is that what it is?
this one is a good one. Especially with all the evidence that Israel and the us did a simple demolition job.
I love the argument that it couldn't have been done because to many people would have known.
These people clearly don't understand how top secret missions work.
Oh right a hand full of(5) middle eastern men attacked the US so we over had to overthrow the ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST. makes about as much sense as 5 people from the US blowing up some building in the UK so the UK over throws canada, US, mexico, south america, cuba, and a slice of russia just because of the actoins of a couple guys.
Not to be obvious but Israel lies right in the middle of the countries were over throwing. Israel is one of our military allies. Makes more sense that we wanted to control the entire middle eastern region before someone else got to it.
"how did they get bombs in the towers?"
SEE THE MOSSAD ART STUDENTS.
Exactly. Jet fuel could weaken, and maybe melt, some of the steel support beams, but jet fuel doesn't explain the pockets of molten steel that first responders found under the rubble. And there hasn't been anything to counter the first-hand accounts of a second explosion happening in the basements of both towers.
Possibly, this is 4chan after all.
But that shouldn't stop people trying. If people are prepared to rant for hours on a thread like this, they could at least provide some evidence.
Yes, it might get "shitted on" by some of the retards on here, but my point is that conspiracy theorists can NEVER provide any evidence. Not just on here - at any point, ever.
>a clumsy agent accidentally killing the president is not something they'd have any need to keep secret
Look dude I lived through that era, coming off wining 2 World Wars, nukes, the Cold War, the Cuban Crisis, putting a man on the moon, etc....
That was building American superiority. And part of that was keeping things secret. There is NO WAY in Hell we would have let Russia publicly know that our top secret CIA would have bumbled and offed the President.
Balderdash. This country was/is not as transparent as you believe.
What is it about Jews that infuriate you? Is it that they could kill every single Palestinian muslim, but choose not to?
Is it that Palestinian muslims use their children as human shields and fire rockets from schools and hospitals at jewish settlements?
Lots of worthless people breathe, but Jews are not worthless. They contribute to the world in many ways.
You continue to breathe, yet you are worthless.
What is your point?
You can't get a straight answer out of a person that hates jews, seriously.
This guys point is very valid. I was a flat earther for like a weekend, the arguments are very compelling and numerous. For instance, (since those other fags can't google), if you are at any place on the earth, the horizon line always comes to eye level, which if the earth is curved, would actually be lower than eye level (because the earth would be curving down), but instead it comes UP to eye level, like how perspective down a long hallway works (the floor rises to meet the horizon line). Another one is if you are up in a plane, this too is the case, where one would expect to see the curvature of the earth, but instead, again, the horizon line rises to meet with eye level.
The theory also piggy-backs on the distrust of the moon landing and nasa, which some of the evidence there is compelling.
With that said, the theory is wrong, and I actually have reason to think it was all a psyop. Proof of this is in the following video, that completely uncovers itself and how people are actively trying to manipulate the facts to appear one way at any cost (especially logic): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G7H6jAEdKE
If anyone here is a flat earther, please, please, watch that video all the way through. You have been misled.
There are too many coincidences not to believe something is wrong with the official 9/11 narrative: World Trade Center 7 collapsing, reports that classified docs were moved into wtc7 prior to 9/11, reports of firemen on duty that day, Silverstein (owner of WTC) not showing up for work which was apparently extremely rare, idem for his daughter, messy behaviour from the US airforce that day, strange first hand reports from what hit the Pentagon..
Where there's smoke there's usually fire.