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ITT: Dumbest conspiracy theories out there.

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>>683306499
Terrorists did 9/11
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jet fuel can melt steel beams
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The holocaust actually happened
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>>683306613
Alkaida is nothing more than a name of a database in the cia computer
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>>683306499
/b/ is filled with underage kids
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>>683307080
thats not a theory
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>>683306499

flay earth


those fucking cunts need shooting.
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>>683307386

flat*
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>>683307386
kek, flat earth theory is a good one.
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>>683306687
well it doesn't

though it does significantly worsen the problem of mechanical creep
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>>683308700
People somehow don't understand this
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Al queda weather machine causing hurricane Catrina.
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>>683306499
Chemtrails are no longer a conspiracy theory, NASA verified it is spraying shit
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>>683309763
Thank god the rocket bois told us. Cuz what has nasa done in the last ten years?
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>>683309763

When?
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>>683309763

[citation needed]
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>>683306499
"get threads" are a new kind of number stations
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Jets create so much pollution. Prove to me there is not chemical filled exhaust coming out of the engines. Is it then inconceivable that jet exhaust is affecting the atmosphere and thus the life and processes it sustains? Whether or not you by into the chemtail conspiracy you can't pretend that the millions of gallons of jet fuel burned 5 miles above our heads annually is going to not change anything.
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>>683311081
I'll go one step further and say that if someone where to place additive in the jet fuel that are not burned during combustion would inevitably be ejected into the atmosphere. You dont need sprayers and giant vats. The engine is already a perfectly suitable sprayer and variable container.
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>>683312099

If there was a fucking additive.

What you're talking about would involve adding billions of gallons of whatever additive secretly over decades.

If you believe that's actually possible you're so retarded you should be one of Sarah Palin's kids.
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>>683307386
>implying
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>>683313010
If you're fucking retarded maybe.
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>>683312739
My point is you dont even need additives because the exhaust itself is full of chemicals. I like how you skipped over my post prior to the one you are referring too and straight to my hypothetical post.
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>>683311081
That's not chemtrails, retard. Nobody is saying "Jet fuel being burned by the planeload has zero effect on the planet," chemtrail theorist say it's a deliberate biological or chemical agent designed to do something like prevent black people from breeding or something.

Nobody says jet fuel is good, retards say that it's not contrails caused by condensation but poison sprayers on aircraft.
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>>683313510
Actually it is faggot. Operation cloverleaf operated under the principle of adding shit to the fuel thus creating chemtrails. That is the difference between fact and conspiracy.
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>>683310363
They admitted to dropping lithium to study the atmosphere. Does not confirm theory
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>>683313010
>sun orbiting
What year is this?
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>>683313900

Protip: Try to find an actual source for "operation cloverleaf" and not just some site run by a paranoid schizophrenic infowars subscriber.
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>>683313999
trips confirmed
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>>683313010
What about seasons.
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>>683314382
Protip:
Completely dodges my point
Faggot.
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>>683314734

Your point involves operation cloverleaf actually existing.

Prove it.
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>>683314382
Asks for source on conspiracy theory...well you are a dumb faggot huh?
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>>683306687
I don't get this people. Even wood can melt steel beams if you put it in a fucking furnace, why wouldn't jet fuel do it? Fucking retards.
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Conspiracy theories are fucking retarded. The world isn't as exciting and mysterious as you think it is, no one is out to get you, and the reason you're disenfranchised socially and economically is through some combination of the following factors: your government doesn't give a fuck about you and primarily serves the interests of its corporate paymasters (this is blatantly fucking obvious nowadays, no conspiracies involved) and you've made poor life decisions. Human beings are self serving pieces of shit, no more, no less. There are no secret societies, just ugly, grasping, selfish people, operating in their own self interest, writhing in our own shit and self importance for a few years before we wink out of existence and rot. Sorry to shatter anyone's unemployment and weed-fuelled delusions of evil world takeover plots, fake holocausts and fucking reptiles.
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>>683315168

I have a magical hose in my pants, that when sucked on, will squirt out the elixr of immortality.

I have no proof to offer you, however you see it's a secret that's being covered up by the Illumnatijewlizard people, so that makes it true. So get to work if you want to live forever.

That's literally the logic you just used.
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>>683313010
am i the only one realizing that for this to happen earth needs to be at least a semi sphere?
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>>683306499
vaccines apparently cause autism, and fluoridated drinking water apparently makes you an idiot.
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>>683315929

explain
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>>683314734
No, he didn't, he said your point required proof
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>>683316034
if earth in this picture was flat, the area that was effected by sunlight wouldnt be a circle, but rather the whole earth would still see sunlight.
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Religion
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>>683316401

ahhh nah...they say that the sun is more of a spotlight.
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>>683306788
Insert the word never in there between holocaust and actually, and you have an actual conspiracy theory. Denialist, aren't ya?
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>>683316034
not him, bt if the sun and the moon were always up and revolving above a flat circle, the moon would always be lit and we would have no night.
if you don't understand it or don't believe me, build your own flat earth at home with a flashlight.
also, when you're done, kys, because that really isn't rocket science
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THE WORLD TRADE CENTER WAS TAKEN DOWN USING THERMITE PAINT TO COAT THE INSIDES OF THE BUILDINGS STRUCTURES

My favorite is when people say there wasn't even planes, even though it is the most witnessed crime in the universe since the big bang
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>>683316572
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>>683316606
Nobody witnessed the big bang.
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>>683313999
Unfortunately trips don't lie
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>>683316401
Well, actually it's day or night all around the earth at the same time. The goverment just pays all the people in the other half to say it isn't. It's pretty fucking obvious,
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>>683315774
I never said anything was true I simply stated a conspiracy theory existed which would prove my point that jet exhaust could be considered the source of a chemtrail.
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>>683316758
Oh. How do I get off the fishing line?
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>>683316814
I only wanted to put it in perspective dad
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>>683316514
hm i didnt know that. but still even if it was a spotlight, because it is far away and very bright, we would still be seeing the sun(more or less like themoon) at nights i guess.
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>>683316927
Hey, no hard feelings, right
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>>683316878

>Actually it is faggot. Operation cloverleaf operated under the principle of adding shit to the fuel thus creating chemtrails. That is the difference between fact and conspiracy.

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>>683316814
Nobody lived to tell, at least.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHm0XhtDyZA

jeez guys its like your not even bothering to look at the proper videos even.
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>>683316592

fuck you you fucking autist. I'm well aware of FE theory. You obviously are not because the they say the Moon gives off its own light.

Now fuck off kid.

asshole
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>>683317120
There's videos that prove all sorts of incorrect consipiracy theories
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>>683317250
It's found its niche on YouTube, that's for sure. There are so many amateur conspiracy "documentaries" on YouTube that they could fill Noah's Ark.
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The fucking Mandela Effect.
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>>683313010
You can disprove flat earth with one simple thing

Correalis effect

now stop being retarded
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>>683317250

didnt bother to watch even a little bit did you? its a person telling her story. take it for what it is you imbecile
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>>683315740
Amen
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>>683313010
so its always daytime in at the north pole?
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>>683317043
The Michael Jackson was killed and replaced with the white Michael Jackson is one of the weirdest theories I've ever seen. There's all sorts of comparison pictures that show the new guy is taller which is somehow eluded to in the Simpsons episode that starred Michael Jackson as a huge white man.
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>>683317418
And plenty of paranoid, unemployed stoners to watch them all day and half-assedly regurgitate them with a vague sense of superiority.
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Enjoy your jet exhaust faggots and the false sense of security you all cling to.
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>>683315450
you must be new here.
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>>683316030
proof or bullshit
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>>683317815
I have no security when I see conspiracies worm their way into politics. It is reaching its climax as we speak, and this is why 4chan is actually earnestly sponsoring a meme candidate for POTUS.
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>>683317815
Move out of your mother's place, get a job, cut down on the weed and stop being a gullible, paranoid cunt. I don't know you but I would bet most of the aforementioned things probably apply.
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>>683318105
The latter.
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>>683315450
newfag spotted
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>>683317771
No I didn't even click because like blackjack you don't hit when you think you're going to bust, in other words, the odds that it is real are so low that out of principle I refuse to take the chance.

https://youtu.be/7iYpnjyz9Is

Look who else is just telling his story
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>>683317787
well, they say stuff like Elvis never died, as well...
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>>683312739
>>683313510
>>683314382
>>683314854
>>683315774
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>>683317977
>>683318342
>thinking people doesn't actually believe it
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>>683317787
Some people believe that MJ was murdered in '09. I mean, it's less stupid than that. But it's still kind of stupid.
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>>683318672
who believe in conspiracy theories, are religious or technophobe, don't browse 4chan, especially /b/.
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>>683318408
There are conspiracy theories that even though I don't believe, it's fun to pretend once in a while, Elvis being alive is one. They're like ghost stories, meshing fiction with reality.
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>>683318408
I fucking hate Elvis. If he's really dead, that's fine by me.
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>>683307386
As a sailor and one who isn´t up to date on what flat earth conspiracy is. How would they explain me sailing across the world?
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>>683315740
>disenfranchised
>the reason you're stripped of your right to vote socially and economically
wat
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>>683319093
Around*
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>>683318992
kek'd hard
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>>683319093

>this shit
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>>683319093
if I'm not mistaken, seeing ships "vanish" was one of the significant phenomenons that helped people to come up with the earth is a sphere theory.
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>>683319093
You're a liar. Case proved!
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>>683318693
Yeah it does seem possible that someone wanted to be as careless and gung-ho with his medication as possible, I mean there's billions to be made off his name, but likely it happened the way the news reported. The news' tendency to bend every story into an emotional piece regardless of fact doesn't help either.
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>>683319095
Are you actually this fucking stupid, or is this bait? It's bait, right?
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>>683319423
there are tons of vids like this on Youtube.

Sometimes I wish we could send these people up to space and eject them out of the ship so they can see that the Earth ain't flat
in that milisecond
before they die.
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>>683319093
You were paid by the government to make this post for some reason

Don't ask me why the government would want to keep the shape of the earth a secret, you tricky misinfo agent
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>>683313359
>full of chemicals
Jet-A, which is what most commercial airlines run on, is pure kerosene with antifreeze added because you can't fly the plane if the fuel freezes
Jet-A1 is the same plus an anti-static additive because lol sparks bad

read a book
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>>683319423
So what's on the opposite end of the flat earth?
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>>683320020

google that shit. Can't be arsed to keep finding images for you lot.
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>>683320020
Hell, you fool.
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>>683316514
nigga how the fuck
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>>683306851

no it means "the camp" p-bush asked what that group is and he pointed at a place on the map marked "The camp" in Arabic
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>>683306499
>>683309763
>>683311081
>>683313359
>>683313510
>>683313999
>>683315740
http://www.idwr.idaho.gov/WaterBoard/WaterPlanning/CAMP/TV_CAMP/PDF/2010/09-29-2010_Weather_Mod.pdf this is happening everywhere.
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>>683320020
A picture of a dick god drew when he was 13
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>>683306499
But chemtrails explain 9/11, how else could jet fuel melt steel beams?
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>>683316030
Good ones.

Fun fact: Lots of Americans buy into both of those conspiracy theories, yet have absolutely no idea what lead paint is doing to them. Lots of low income housing is painted with lead containing paint, and it's so fucking harmful, you wouldn't believe it. Producers actually denied the negative effects for years, which can include effects on intelligence and behaviour.
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>>683318502
>toldman sachs
CONFIRMED
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>>683320357
>mfw Chem trails were caused by terrorists and 9/11 wasn't
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>>683320020
Who gives a fuck?
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>>683320188

they are fucking idiots. If you're on IG then go to #flatearth and troll the fuck out of them. They are mostly thick as fuck niggers and their muh jesus.
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>>683317477
Coriolis*
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>>683319908
>I wish we could send these people up to space


NASA cant get up there so what makes you think you can. Niel tyson degrasse also mentioned that the earth is not round but pear shaped. Now, is the earth round or oblate?
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>>683319423
>>683319423
Sure.... and how would they explain magnetic compasses and simple nautical knowledge (course over water / course over ground)
and that no one has sailed over the edge?

>>683319472
and the other way around to. The first thing you see at a ship when coming from far away are the mast

>>683319517
>>683319938
Although i´m paid by the government, since the navy, I don't recall that it says "lie to idiots online" in my contract
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>>683320452
That's because once something is confirmed, it's not exciting to spread it around. You don't get a gold star like you would for proving JFK was killed by Kermit the Frog, you don't get to be part of the group that figured it out, so forget it.
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>>683320452
See, lead paint's effects is something that has been proved over years of studies. What scares me is the anti-vaxxers still think vaccines cause autism after a fucking omnibus trial.
PS, the worst website for these conspiracy theories? Whale.to.
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>2016
>some people do incredible discoveries all over the world
>some believe earth is still flat
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>>683320851

the earth is surrounded by a giant ice wall that the "govt" protect and don't let anyone past. Antartica doesn't exist.
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>>683320851
>I don't recall that it says "lie to idiots online

OR MAYBE IT DOES AND THAT SENTENCE IS A LIE, CHECKMATE POPEYE
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>>683321020
To be fair, the Earth isn't exactly spherical. It's kind of squashed. But it's not as flat as a pancake.
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>>683320191
>work for the government
>meteorologist
>advocate for a weather monitoring station in the tick's armpit, bumfuck since we need it to fly planes or something
>pretty basic. a few antennas and satellite dishes plus a building or two to house equipment
>deliberately name it something vague like "the camp" or "site 7"
>post about it on infowars
>anyone who calls it a weather station i brand a shill
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>we don't have time for the flat earth society
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>>683320452
in all honesty familia, the lead paint only really fucks you up if you're eating or inhaling particles. pretty much the same with asbestos
leaded gasoline is ducking awful though
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>>683321031
I must read about this, its fucking gold. You have any good sites about this?

>>683321222
You know to much now
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>>683317043
It's called puberty.
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>>683306499
Blue avians. Just google it.
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>>683317152
How the fuck does the moon having its own light disprove his point about night?
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>>683321700
God, now I'm reminded of those lawyer's commercials about mesothelioma that used to air on GSN every damn day.
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>>683321727

I just go on IG and troll the fuckers..Just type in flat earth society into google or what the 200 proofs of flat earth on YT...you'll want to punch the screen though.
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>>683321031
holy shit judging by those maps the ice wall is like the border of every country put together.
think of the staffing requirements.
>fucking ayylmao whitewalkers beyond the wall
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I'm here to confess, /b/...

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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>>683321922

I wasn't arguing about the fact there should be no night I'm calling him a faggot because he's trying to act like he knows shit when he doesn't. All I did was ask clarification from the another anon and he got all asshole about it.
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>>683315740
Been saying this for years, and was going to write pretty much the exact same thing here.

Funny how it's rarely, if ever, a smart and successful person peddling conspiracy theories. When it is, it's normally after a massive fall from grace, some major life event that has fucked them up big time.

I do love conspiracy theories though, along with urban myths and stupid apocryphal tales. It's an amazing insight into the way the human mind works. Perhaps surprisingly, while it's only grade-A nutters who continue to believe and promote stupid conspiracy theories, many are quite reasonably believable at first glance and with no prior knowledge - that's why they catch on.
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>>683321783
i regret googling it.
so fucking dumb
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>>683322136
Ah, the JFK theories. They won't die, will they? It's been over 50 years, let it die already.
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>>683321990
Thanks m8
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>>683322547
how about Princess Diana? I heard a few stories about her too.
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>>683322547
We all know it was a time travelling JFK from an alternate future that was the gunman on the grassy knoll
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>>683317120

Why is that a "proper video"- She has admitted that her "whistle blowing" was not related to chemtrails at all ...but know the internet fear-porn machine is trading on her military experience to claim she has knowledge of "chemtrails"- she does not...just another either ignorant or purposely lying person who cant be bothered to learn basic science.

read her own words here:

https://www.metabunk.org/kristen-meghan-former-us-air-force-whistle-blower.t1066/
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>>683322787
I have little to no knowledge about the Princess Diana conspiracy theory bull feces.
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>>683322787
What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.
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>>683322982
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

Princess Diana never became a queen of England.
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>>683323096
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.
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>>683323096
I don't get that one.
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>>683323159
What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"
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>>683322271
OP of the post you replied to here - yeah, I must confess I love reading about conspiracies too; my absolute guilty as fuck pleasure are those retarded History Channel documentaries about UFOs, the Biblical end of the world and so on. You're right that this stuff is a fascinating insight into the human mind; essentially, I think conspiracy theories are about trying to exert control over a random universe and human behaviour that's ultimately rooted only in selfishness and the drive to reproduce. We look for patterns where there are none and convince ourselves we've found them; it's just a means of obtaining (illusory) control over a meaningless existence. I guess conspiracies work off the same principle as paradoliea (apologies if that's spelt wrong), if that's not too much of a shitty comparison.
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>>683323225
Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!
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>>683323288
What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.
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>>683323288
Not if you have Verizon! (kidding)
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>>683323368
Ok fuck off this is getting old
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>>683306788
Checked them.
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>>683323368
Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.
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>>683323439
What does Princess Diana and a bottle of French wine have in common?

They both came from France in a wooden box.
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>>683306499

Obama is a reptile

Was joking with my friend and went to Google Obama is....

"A reptilian alien " immediatly pops up.

Tons of youtus claiming shape shifting and I was flabbergasted how many niggers believe this shit.

I'm fairly sure there is some underwater creature that is everything my nightmares thought it would be
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>>683323439
I said stop derailing the thread
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>>683323509
If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?
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>>683323509
And you will be in a wooden box if you don't shut up.
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>>683323509
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.
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>>683313010
>Someone actually took their time to make this

AHahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
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>>683323627
Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"
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>>683323544
Cthulhu?
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>>683323672
I don't know, but now we must end it together.
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>>683323694
What was Princess Di's favourite cocktail?
A wallbanger followed by a couple of chasers.
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>>683323778
What did Princess Di reply when the desk clerk at the Ritz asked
if she wanted a room for the night?

"No, I'm gonna crash with my boyfriend."
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>>683306499
Let me take the pole position:

Antisemitism is there for no reason.
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>>683323778
What are you? A faggot.
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>>683323845
What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger has a good driver.
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>>683323653
>nasa actually took their time to make this
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>>683323845
..............................................................................................................
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>>683323946
What did Princess Di say to Dodi after he gave her the Ring?

Aren't we moving a bit too fast?
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>>683323946
No, he crashed into a fucking phone pole and I fucking hate you
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>>683324037
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?

Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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>>683324037
You're going too fast.
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>>683323708
Obama is a reptile
Bush is a yeti
Hilary the Wendigo
and Trump is a troll
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>>683324113
Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?

Because they got Di all over it.
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>>683324097
ouch.
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>>683324181
How did they know that Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
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>>683306499
>ITT: Dumbest conspiracy theories out there.

meme magic doesn't real
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>>683324281
What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Porche?

Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Porche!
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>>683324382
Dodi said to his driver when in England...

Do you want to come to Paris with me and "Di"?
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>>683324440
What does a mercedes and a squid have in common?

You have to cut them both open to get the "Di" out.
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>>683324513
What do you give the princess who has everything?

A seatbelt and an airbag.
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>>683324570
What's the difference between the London Ritz and the Paris Ritz?

You get mints after dinner at the London Ritz and minced after dinner at the Paris Ritz.
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>>683324643
Did you see the wall Di drove into?

Neither did she.
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>>683310809
never heard of this conspiracy, please explain?
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>>683324735
What does Diana and George Burns have in common?

They both died when they hit 100.
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I unintentionally hijacked a conspiracy thread by mentioning Princess Diana

lmao
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>>683306499
That the NSA is spying on us.
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>>683324831
Why did the Princess cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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>>683320452
Flouride is more toxic than lead
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I'm a bit sad nobody mentioned abandoned radio stations. they have interested me for a long time.
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>>683311081
it's water vapor that condenses rapidly (forming a cloud) when the hot exhaust gases mix with the cold ambient air

byproducts of jet combustion are carbon dioxide, water vapor and a little nox and carbon monoxide / some other trace combustion byproducts
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>>683324960
What's the difference between Diana and Thomas the tank Engine?

When he left the tunnel, Thomas still had a face
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>>683325084
Did you know that Princess Diana had AIDS?

Automobile Impacted Diana Spencer
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>>683325186
What did Di wear for her funeral?

A dark blue bonnet.
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>>683325280
What does a bee have in common with a Mercedes?

They both make Royal Jelly.
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>>683320842

Oooooo replies of the guaranteed variety.
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>>683325343
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
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>>683307386
Flay the Earth is the name of my new death metal band
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>>683325423
You've read Fergie's books about "Budgie the Helicopter"?

Now read Diana's book, "Scrunchie the dark blue Mercedes"
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>>683320191
It means 'The Base'.
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>>683325507
Hear about the new Mercedes?

It comes with two airbags and three bodybags.
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>>683325584
I've heard they are changing the name of Mercedes to Mercedes straights,

because they don't handle benz very well.
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>>683322196
wtf are you 13 yrs old or what
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>>683325662
What did Princess Diana do when she heard the driver had been drinking?

She hit the roof.
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>>683325790
Too bad O.J. wasn't driving!
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>>683306687
Jet fuel might be able to melt steel beams, but it will never melt her cold, iron heart
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>>683325861
Did you hear that Di has a new chauffeur?

Ayrton Senna.
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>>683325932
What's the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?

Taxi.
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>>683325998
If Teddy Kennedy was driving, they would have taken the bridge.
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>>683326063
I hear the Ritz is looking for a new driver.

They want one with tunnel vision.
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>>683326115
Diana's new title:

Princess of Walls
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>>683326185
What was the last thing that Diana said to Dodi?

I want it hard and fast and up against the wall.
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>>683307186
It's a hypothesis
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>>683326244
What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?

The wall
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>>683326310
Diana's last words: "I said 'Beat them all', NOT 'Eat the wall!'"
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>>683326373
The Driver turned to Dodi just as they were entering the tunnel "God I'm so tired! I cannot wait until my head hits the pillar tonight"
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>>683326434
What happened to the fairy Princess when the clock struck twelve

She turned into a pillar!
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>>683313010
Apparently the sun only shines on Antarctica for roughly 30 seconds
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>>683326517
Did you hear they're blaming a specific tabloid for Princess Diana's death?

The Paris Post.
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>>683306499

Autism causes vaccines.
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That for every dollar a man earns a woman earns 77 cents
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>>683326581
What does Di rest her head on?

A pillar.
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>>683326633
When is a princess not a princess?

When she turns into a pole.
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>>683326692
What's the one thing that attracts Diana more than a wealthy Egyptian?

A solidly-built Pole.
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>>683311081
Now compare the amount of car gas burned every day and the amount of kerosin burned everyday. Planes are harmless compared to the rest of the cars
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>>683326753
What did Princess Diana die of?

Car-pole-tunnel syndrome.
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>>683326803
Diana was found to be the favourite royal in a recent pole
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>>683306499
evolution deniers and the anti-vacciners
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>>683326854
What did Diana say to Dodi when he asked to marry her?

She wanted something more concrete in her life.
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>>683306499
Yes, it's real.
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>>683326953
Dodi's Tomb was to be fitted with central heating until they realised that he already had a radiator on his chest.
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>>683315740

This but the lolocaust never happened. It's not a conspiracy, it's obviously false.
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>>683313510
>like prevent black people from breeding or something.
If only...
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>>683323253
Yep, pretty much bang on. I'm no psychologist, but cognitive biases are fascinating, and conspiracy theories are basically a mixture of cognitive biases.

While I think you're right that proper die-hard conspiracy theorists are in it for the self-control, and the feeling they've "discovered" some secret, and the "damn government ain't got nothin on them, I'm on to you corrupt politicans!", the way people get into it is far more simple.

Take the moon landing as a prime example - man, leaving the Earth, and walking on the moon. 50 years ago. When most people didn't have fridges and computers barely existed.

Sounds mental right? How the fuck did they pull that off? It must have been faked.

But when you learn about exactly how the Apollo missions and indeed spaceflight works, it's actually surprisingly easy. To quote Buzz Aldrin - it's just simple algebra. The problem is the cost of building a rocket big enough, but the cold war pretty much sorted out that budget issue.

On balance, it was far easier and foolproof to actually go to the moon than it would have been to fake the whole thing. Probably cheaper too.
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>>683327137
Di was on drugs...

Speed, then smack.
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>>683327260
Why was the bodyguard so red-faced after the accident?

He had Di all over him.
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>>683327354
Why couldn't the paparazzi develop the crash photos?

Cos there was bloody Di all over them.
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>>683322136
>"operation cloverleaf
>>683322890
>gunman on the grassy knoll
It was CIA Agent George Hickey in the car behind JFK's. Lost his balance when they sped up and pulled the trigger.

>get with it guys
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>>683327422
Mercedes have recalled DODI's car for paint problems.

The inside was splattered with Di
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>>683317451
Don't you mean the Mandala Effect?
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>>683327507
Where were Dodi and Di heading the night of the accident?

To paint the town red.
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>>683320851
If you're genuinely curious, then do your own research. I thought it was stupid for a long time, but then you start to hear people make points here and there that actually do make some sense, and things start to piece together.

Once you get past the "hur dur why would the govt lie to everyone their entire lives" you start to see a different side of things. I'm not saying the Earth is flat, but it is completely feasible that it could be. It's just a matter of who you want to believe.
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>>683306499
Chem trails aren't fake my nigga. The US has been ablw to influence the weather since atleast Vietnam and even had to put up international restrictions on using meteorological weapons since they were fucking effective then and would be even worse now.
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>>683327564
How do you paint a tunnel?

With Di.
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>>683327639
What's harder than getting ink out of the carpet?

Getting Di out of the upholstery
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>>683327688
Of course, I could add that the police at the scene didn't need to add chalk outlines...

There was Di all over the road.
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>>683306499
that the moot of for chan created the memes
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>>683327740
The way I understand it... someone yelled "Lady Di" and the driver thought it was an order.
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>>683313010

Because circumnavigating antarctica takes at least twice as long as circumnavigating at the equator...
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>>683325932
To detract from your stupid unfunny Diana jokes for a second (and to make clear, I'm not some Diana fan. I love offensive comedy, the more sick and twisted the better. You guys are just autistic) - Ayrton Senna.

Some of the most bat-shit crazy people I've ever come across online - and that's saying something - are the people who think Senna was murdered.

I don't mean the whole "steering column" shit either, I mean the people who think he was in some way assassinated.

Their conviction and defence of this theory makes most 9/11 or chemtrails or flat-earth guys look like some blokes having a laugh in a bar.
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>>683324993
Are you talking about the numbers stations?
Those interest me.
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Explain why the UN's logo is literally just a picture of the flat Earth.
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>>683306499
well prince seemed covinced lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Ri3Z8lQm4
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>>683327437
The CIA Agent thing is one of the more lazy conspiracy theories about JFK. The bar-room conversation kind of theory.

Were it true, it would have been easily determined what happened, the guy would have been sent to prison (probably not for long if it was an accident) and the Secret Service/CIA would have made it VERY public.

In fact, if that really had happened, it would have made the conspiracies 1000 times worse. Because it seems like such a lazy and unlikely excuse.
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I remember the day Princess Diana died, she was all over the radio...

...and the dashboard...

...and the center console.
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>>683328210
because you're autistic
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>>683327953
Did you hear that Di is going to get married again?

They say its a match made in heaven.
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>>683316814
We're witnessing it right now.
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>>683328607
Great explanation, you completely changed my opinion. I'm glad you exist in this world.
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>>683328475

Given that Soviet intelligence had infiltrated the upper echelons of the CIA and Mi5/6 (Which is well documented). I wonder why they never leaked any information related to these conspiracies since they would provide an ideal opportunity to undermine the credibility of Western democracy at its' very core.
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>>683328974

He's right tho.
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>>683328475
>the Secret Service/CIA would have made it VERY public
Know how I can tell you're too young to have lived through the Cold War?
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>>683327600
>do your own research

Shorthand for "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, am beyond any form of mental help, and can't provide even the vaguest of evidence"

I have a new game for this thread - post what you do for a living (and be honest) if you believe a conspiracy theory. I'm betting "surgeon" or "barrister" doesn't come up much.
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>>683306499
Basically anything that involves joos, masons, or illerninaty
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>>683315774
We cant let this man roam the streets uncontrolled

This is a matter of national security
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>>683328687
Did you hear what Di said when the French photographers asked if they could take her picture in the car wreck?

"Over my dead Dodi."
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Hitler
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Sometimes I really get fucking sad and angry when seeing so much stupidity in one place. This isnt supposed to be some catchy phrase, but what would the world look like if all those stupid people disappeared?

At least get your facts right without using your own "logic"
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>>683329212
"Do your own research" means don't ask /b/ serious questions, because you will get the most extreme answers on each side plus lots of trolling. Guess you weren't smart enough to realize that, I'll try to speak dumber next time.
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>>683329073
Yeah yeah, very funny.

The CIA keep shit very quiet that should be a secret, but a clumsy agent accidentally killing the president is not something they'd have any need to keep secret. Like I say, quite the opposite, as they'd need to explain it, and fast.

Plus, plenty of stuff that was FAR more sensitive (and quite rightly trying to be kept a secret) was made public without the control of the CIA/other intelligence agencies throughout the entire Cold War and right up to this day.

This goes back to what we were saying about conspiracy theorist wanting to believe the government is all powerful - while the track record of the likes of the CIA is indeed impressive, they're still prone to blundering idiocy and incompetence at times.
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>>683306613
I mean, 9/11 was an inside job
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>>683320020
turtles
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>>683329696
You can still post links though retard.

Post a link to a peer reviewed study that verifies your claims, and you've instantly won the argument.

I'll believe that Prince Phillip's dick controls the phases of the moon if you point me to something that proves it.
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>>683320612
Kek
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>>683328993
Exactly.
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>>683306499
You're the only real person on 4chan. You're just talking to a bunch of bots who are logging everything you post.
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not believing any conspiracy is as bad as believing all of them
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>>683320020
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>>683306499
The popular regressive left conspiracy that Donald Trump is bigoted
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>>683329934
Jew detected
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>>683306499
>ITT: Dumbest conspiracy theories out there.

The myth that niggers are good people
The myth that whites kill blacks disproportionally
The myth that mexican immigrants are not rapists.
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>>683330498
The myth that there is something wrong with Jews.
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>>683326630
This
Or at least, that to the extent the wage gap is real (which it is) it's caused by sexism.
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>>683320452
You paint with a broad brush describing conspiracy theorists, but I think the vast majority are well more knowledgeable of the dangers of lead in the environment than you are, because they don't wait for a tv show to tell them what to think.
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>>683330248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ0wSgnx4aY
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>>683328974
i am glad you exist in this world too. retards like yourself make great fuckholes. get ready for daddy, bitch
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>>683330016
So you question nothing? You just believe everything you're told that has been studied by people? Imagine a world where no one ever questioned anything.

How do you determine the Earth is round in the first place without the ability to go into space and see it? The tests they conducted that "proved" it was round would work the same on a flat Earth.

Also, Galileo was a known Freemason and deep into studying the occult, so that should raise some red flags right there.
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>>683306499
The ever popular myth that jews do something wrong in the world. 4chan is rampant with this one.
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>>683320842
And exactly that is why you make no sense. Neil and thousands of other scientists say, that the earth is a little wider, only a few kilometers on the equator because the earth is spinning. Also, you will be a little lighter on the equator because the centrifugal force is stronger.

Btw. why are you guys always proving your theories by trying to disprove science, instead of actually proving it?
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>>683327600
"Do your own research" is like the new catch phrase of retardation. This is what we get for not teaching critical thinking in schools. I taught in poor public and rich private schools, one thing they all have in common is that kids don't know how to identify reputable sources or plausible argument.
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>>683330639
indeed. as an employer, I would only hire women if they could execute the same work for less cost
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>>683330989
>This is what we get for not teaching critical thinking in schools.
Looks like you just discovered another conspiracy, friend.
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>>683306788
2 years ago when I was in high school a guys was forced to watch a 12 hour documentary about the Holocaust read a book about it and answer 20 questions on the book , if he scored less than 50 percent at the test he would be expelled from the school for ever . And all these things because he said that the Holocaust never happened at a school trip in a local synagogue , and spitted at a holocaust memorial inside the synagogue (he is neonazi)
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>>683321783
Holy fucking shit this is retarded
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I think flat earthers are sandbagging to see if they make you believe some bullshit they know is wrong.
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>>683330911
you're not a real person, are you? just a dumb troll, right?
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>>683330919
do you fucking homework

your ignorance is a shield for criminals who laugh at you

it's not a meme, its an infuriating reality
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>>683330911
I question everything. But I'm not a paranoid sperglord who needs to do everything himself and trusts no-one.

That's how evidence works - people find out data and present it to others so they don't have to find out for themselves.

Again though, this is missing my point. I'm saying that conspiracy theorists are never able to present evidence, and can never accept any opposing evidence.
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>>683331527
jews are just too smart for you. sorry, goyim.
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>>683322911
>https://www.metabunk.org/kristen-meghan-former-us-air-force-whistle-blower.t1066/

Mostly correct however:

>I'm skeptical about her duties on base. She starts by saying her MOS involves environmental work(using fuel spills as an example), then goes on to say she screened hazardous materials before they were allowed on to the base. I could easily be wrong about this though, as I imagine there are relatively few people doing this kind of work in the military, it's quite possible they perform a wide range of duties related to materials.

There's a shitton of people doing this work in the military (not so much Lejune back in the 80s but most other places)

The military is another branch of the government and as a result is heavily laden with inspectors and what not. Still doesn't change the fact that she's wrong though.
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>>683331527
There is still some people acting like jews do something wrong in the world. You can't get them to say exactly what it is, but, they continue anyway. It's sort of funny really.
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>>683331832

>implying continuing to breathe isn't enough
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>>683331362
Are you German by any chance?

I think neo-Nazis and holocaust deniers are utter fucking morons of the highest degree, but Germany's laws against them are ironically fascist in nature.

My rule is that anyone can believe whatever bullshit they want, if you don't like it, just ignore them. I call this "the right to be retarded".
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>>683331626
Any evidence that gets posted here gets laughed at and shitted on so hard that it's not worth it, hence "do your own research"
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>>683331527
Why would you say "do your homework"?

Because you'll see that Jews contribute to the entire world with medical and scientific discoveries, and their tech sector is amazing.

They have nearly 25% of the Nobel prizes in science, but they only make up 15 million people in the world. No complaints there.

Maybe, it's because orthodox jews do not believe in Heaven or hell? Is that what it is?
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>>683331933
I am Greek , my school was just very strict
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>>683306613
this one is a good one. Especially with all the evidence that Israel and the us did a simple demolition job.

I love the argument that it couldn't have been done because to many people would have known.

These people clearly don't understand how top secret missions work.

Oh right a hand full of(5) middle eastern men attacked the US so we over had to overthrow the ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST. makes about as much sense as 5 people from the US blowing up some building in the UK so the UK over throws canada, US, mexico, south america, cuba, and a slice of russia just because of the actoins of a couple guys.

Not to be obvious but Israel lies right in the middle of the countries were over throwing. Israel is one of our military allies. Makes more sense that we wanted to control the entire middle eastern region before someone else got to it.

"how did they get bombs in the towers?"

SEE THE MOSSAD ART STUDENTS.
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>>683308700
Exactly. Jet fuel could weaken, and maybe melt, some of the steel support beams, but jet fuel doesn't explain the pockets of molten steel that first responders found under the rubble. And there hasn't been anything to counter the first-hand accounts of a second explosion happening in the basements of both towers.
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>>683331933
>1933
Nice GET, mate.
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>>683331944
Possibly, this is 4chan after all.

But that shouldn't stop people trying. If people are prepared to rant for hours on a thread like this, they could at least provide some evidence.

Yes, it might get "shitted on" by some of the retards on here, but my point is that conspiracy theorists can NEVER provide any evidence. Not just on here - at any point, ever.
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>>683329713
>a clumsy agent accidentally killing the president is not something they'd have any need to keep secret
Look dude I lived through that era, coming off wining 2 World Wars, nukes, the Cold War, the Cuban Crisis, putting a man on the moon, etc....

That was building American superiority. And part of that was keeping things secret. There is NO WAY in Hell we would have let Russia publicly know that our top secret CIA would have bumbled and offed the President.

Balderdash. This country was/is not as transparent as you believe.
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>>683331527
What is it about Jews that infuriate you? Is it that they could kill every single Palestinian muslim, but choose not to?

Is it that Palestinian muslims use their children as human shields and fire rockets from schools and hospitals at jewish settlements?
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>>683332211
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>>683332217
what pockets of molten steel? gtfo of here
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>>683331924
Lots of worthless people breathe, but Jews are not worthless. They contribute to the world in many ways.

You continue to breathe, yet you are worthless.

What is your point?

You can't get a straight answer out of a person that hates jews, seriously.
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>>683331933
I disagree with your view , you can't lie when it is about historical facts , ruining your history will make things do a cycle and then you will face history again
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>>683327600

This guys point is very valid. I was a flat earther for like a weekend, the arguments are very compelling and numerous. For instance, (since those other fags can't google), if you are at any place on the earth, the horizon line always comes to eye level, which if the earth is curved, would actually be lower than eye level (because the earth would be curving down), but instead it comes UP to eye level, like how perspective down a long hallway works (the floor rises to meet the horizon line). Another one is if you are up in a plane, this too is the case, where one would expect to see the curvature of the earth, but instead, again, the horizon line rises to meet with eye level.

The theory also piggy-backs on the distrust of the moon landing and nasa, which some of the evidence there is compelling.

With that said, the theory is wrong, and I actually have reason to think it was all a psyop. Proof of this is in the following video, that completely uncovers itself and how people are actively trying to manipulate the facts to appear one way at any cost (especially logic): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G7H6jAEdKE

If anyone here is a flat earther, please, please, watch that video all the way through. You have been misled.
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>>683332444
lol the van exploded and this was covered up?
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There are too many coincidences not to believe something is wrong with the official 9/11 narrative: World Trade Center 7 collapsing, reports that classified docs were moved into wtc7 prior to 9/11, reports of firemen on duty that day, Silverstein (owner of WTC) not showing up for work which was apparently extremely rare, idem for his daughter, messy behaviour from the US airforce that day, strange first hand reports from what hit the Pentagon..

Where there's smoke there's usually fire.
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>>683331527
What is so criminal about Jews? is it that orthodox jews do not believe in a creator god, and that muslims have the sworn duty to exterminate all Jews?
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