Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
So how and when do I kill myself?
Glad to hear it, handsome. Kek, procrastination is seemingly your skill, it's also mine.
>Get fucked southerners
Maybe I will.
I slept well, about two more hours than usual.
Thanks for asking, bud, what about you?
Who're you exterminating, then?
Is it Tats?
I like Tats, don't do that.
>Why do you want to harm him? You can't reach him anyways, he's in Greece.
Happy to see you here as well, Hand.
>>vv <<^^>>vv <<
>Usual response to the perfect cinnamon bun
>Kill yourself edition
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 319
Dio mustaches things: 15
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 19
Salty Spastics: 7
That's good to hear, glad you got some more sleep.
Well I went to bed at around 4 or 6 AM last night, I honestly don't recall.
That's why you and Mikan are here to cleanse it.
What you up to, handsome?
i can't imagine living in hell. I think it's too hot in summer here.
Assuming Tats didn't have a heart attack Tats would kick my ass. I need a smaller victim.
How are you today lovely?
>implying you aren't pretty every day
God isn't dead, but I'll get that bastard someday!
Welcome back Kagami!
I lack the talent to be able to do that.
Yes, you have posted enough for me to make my decision.
I'll be lurking while I'm eating
You're new here? Yeah when it's high time the threads tend to be fast. 2 threads every hour is not uncommon
how are you liking it here so far?
Probably because you are
you already defy him with your experiment lol
hi yui!!! how've you been??
Cool, yeah those and these threads are pretty much all I come to 4chan for any more.
is this emi ibuki posting?
Same as before, what was you doing while you was gone?
heeeey akiko how goes it???
yuuko..how do you do?
I am doing alright, got off of a 10 hour shift and now I'm trying to decide between a nice 6 hour nap, or perhaps stay up and enjoy the last of the Overwatch and Grand Kingdom betas. How are the both of you doing, everything well?
How are you doing?
Welcome back Kagami.
just do it
here and now preferably as painful as you can
add about 200 more
Yep, who needs him
Did this get out of hand?
Rome didn't burn in a day, but it couldn't have been more than a week
Yeah, I started posting today. I really like it here.
oh, i just went to get some new jeans....pretty sure there were two people doing it in the changing room next to mine lol
thanks kyo! it's good to be back, how are ya??
>i won't say i don't kek
Kek, you'd love it down here if that's the case. You sound like an ice cube.
Fair enough, can't leave Tats alone to do all of the work though.
Sounds like you've had a busy day, man. Hope the rest of it goes smoothly for you.
I mean, if you're not too tired than enjoy the betas. But a nap is always good.
I'm just hanging out right now, enjoying the morning before it gets too hot. Thanks for asking.
So just continue what I'm doing?
hey shizuru you missed all the hugs
Welcome, I'm new here too! (last night)
Oh my god thinks my jokes are funny
Just quoting punk lyrics, and hanging at my parents house for mother's day
Why didn't you join them?
That's quite something...
Just fine my beauties. We are all "fine"
Hope you have a wonderful mother's day.
I feel inclined to recommend sleep as that is one of my nagging duties in thread.
You fled yesterday. Today will not be different i guarantee it hands down.
Oh hush you~ <3
You little peach <3
Oh? sounds fun i suppose.
What happened? Did the ships hug instead of sink?
Or maybe the waifu hugbox took it's name too literally?
Yeah i'm going to be leaving to do that very soon.
How are you?
I'm good, as always (atleast for time being). You?
>Hope you have a wonderful mother's day.
Same to you!
i-it wasn't my....first thought lol, im not sure how they would've taken that kek
it sure was....something lol
i hope you are too yuuko
>you're gonna be fine too
A task of that caliber may be too much. Inside jokes will be run to the ground sooner or later.
There is no one to blame.
Backpack and American Tune kinda suck, tbh.
And now we have two different shiros, dead man Wonderland shiro and no game no life shiro
Yeah, I kinda handed you the victory there
Ah, scared me
Be sure to, it will mean a lot to her!
They say every empires days are numbered, but I don't think I can count that high
Oh I'm just eating the fruit of my labor
Had a busy day but now I can sit back and post
How are you?
Hope to see you around some more then. The general attitude is pretty nice here. I don't think I'll be leaving anytime soon.
So your waifu is really cute, where's she from?
I'm actually completely oblivious when it comes to anime
If there were Gods they either left us or have a sick sense of humor
im doing great!! this weekend has been awesome....you doing anything special for mother's day??
Should've whispered to yourself, "I can sell this".
good to know, thank you.
I'd go down like a cool glass of water. Mmmm
better now that i'm speaking with you. Any new and exciting things within your life?
Beautiful deadly eyes
are you talking about that lamb??? how is it??
im doing wonderful, one of the first great weekends i've had
There already was a thread.
Also hi, how's it going?
Shiro indeed. Also, Yuuko.
Quick check shows it's not for another 18 day in England.
I'm really out of touch.
I think I'm the only one here who recognizes her. Loved that game when I was younger.
Yeah, it's been rough but I'm off work for the next two days, so it'll definitely get better, thanks. Hmm, I'll just wait and see what happens first.
I want to sleep, but I hate sleeping during the day. Feels like I'm missing out on valuable time.
Hello Tsuyu, how are you?
>tfw no cute png like that
No, Rory was the one who made lamb. Akiko made industrial sized mac and cheese oven dish. And it's fucking legendary. How's mother's day for you?
How was your mothers day? anything special happened?
You get used to it
Hello purple haired friend
>destroying your laifu
Yes it is
I'm also back
Her name is Ellen Baker, but she isn't from an anime. Yours is really cute too! What's she from?
Half of Knife Man did, aside for Free Bird, Big Bird, Fucc the Devil, and maybe people II too: still peopling
Rompilation was the best, and the split with Ghost mice
Well, we are like his huge reality TV show
If I met god anywhere, it would be on the tracks. Passed out in a boxcar with a 40 in both hands. And when I meet him there, you know I won't be thinking twice. We'll sit there and roll some top, and he'll be as confused as anyone else here on this rock
it is nothing but the truth, cute froggy
we're all living in America
why did you ask?
oh, and your pic is spooky
Fair point, you're already doing a good job. Knew you'd be the man for it.
You're a literal glass of water.
Heyo, Ginko. Good to see you.
Nice, sounds like a plan, buddy.
I'm gonna scuttle now, see y'all later.
>Ellen Baker (Japanese: エレン・ベーカー) is a fictional tutor character featured in the 2016-2019 edition of New Horizon, a Japanese textbook that is widely used for English-language education in middle schools
Quite the obscure waifu. Cute nontheless.
whew lol, dodged that bullet...
kinda the same here....just gotta call my mom later and talk for 2 hours.....
damn!! sorry lol, glad it's delicious, not too much special for mother's day, but my day is awesome
what's goin on shinoa??? i heard your dog story lol
it was fine, secondary shiki based on filenames, i had some pleasant conversation.
How about you?
There was a time when another user was using ibuki pics for a night. i was curious if you were him.
A bit more bleach and you should be fine.
Well it wasn't linked so whatever.
Im doing fine, just drinking tea and listening to music.
What about you?
>Assuming Tats didn't have a heart attack Tats would kick my ass
What if he does?
Is that normal for you by now?
You normally go to bed earlier than me.
I don't really understand why, Mikan.
You tend to be quite reserved, and I haven't really said or done anything outstanding in that matter, yet you still break your lurk just to greet me.
Anyhow, I'm thankful.
>And I hope you enjoyed some Chivalry earlier today.
The Zombie cover was pretty mediocre.
You didn't like Distance or No one or Skate Park?
Hey, how you fairing?
no new progress in ships
prinz just happend
Yes, murder is no big deal, but the robbery afterward may bug me.
kek, i love rammstein...i think i heard somethin about a new album...
Japanese textbook girl is an unuasual but totally legit claim
Akiko is from the anime and manga called Oniichan dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne! or OniAi for short. It wasn't an amazing anime and it was cut short unfortunately but I just fell head over heels for Akiko
I'd have a lot of questions if I ever saw any of them but Whichever I'd meet I'd punch them in the face at least once
Glad your day is going so well
I didn't see my mom today but I gave her a call. She was alone and crying. Feels bad man
I'm going i'm going... It's just slow.
Ahh yeah that does add a lot.
From last thread
And from last thread
From last thread
>destroying you waifu
From last thread
And doggo didn't flinch when I poked it
I got a pic if you want to see or did you see it?
I already knew that. Thanks for the compliment though, Yui is also really cute.
I can see why, she's very cute.
youch...that sounds rough...i bet you made her happier with your call though!!
of the sleeping dog lol? yeah i saw it
Likewise. How's life been, anything exciting?
Relatively well, taking the weather into consideration. Not a big fan of warm weather.
Good music, although maybe a little plain.
How have you been?
Oh no there's just me for Shiki, I just haven't renamed all the new pictures from her
I suppose I couldn't be the only Ibukifag around
with someone as cute as you it's easy <3
not this year at least, the singer has been doing his own things and has an album called Lindemann
they'll release something, but it'll take some time
Good bye hand!
I honestly forgot them, I thought they were on Can't Maintain
I like them, and sad songs, which ever album that's on. I haven't listened to Andrew Jackson Jihad in a while, but tons of Pat the Bunny and Jeff Rosenstock
There aren't enough windows on this planet to break us free, but maybe one will be just enough for some dignity
Ah, i can see why i have no room to judge on that account.
>check the filename
Mugi is one of the cutest!
>definitely my favorite from K-On!
>Yui is very close though
We cute now?
Niggas needed me to bring the dog close enough for the to blow in her face since I have the most experienced with dogs
Can he be part of waifu? He's like trips guy. Just quieter
Don't think of it that way. Think of it like you sharing yours.
I have been repeating myself quite a lot lately, so let's just say I have some health issues.
>Not a big fan of warm weather.
I can relate.
Great music. I like the instrumental a lot.
Sad Songs is on Knife Man as well.
>she's very cute
On this we agree
Yours isn't all that bad either
I really hope she's okay. For now I gotta focus on my work and my game, but I'm heading over this weekend. With the oven dish and peaches I chipped out of my dad's foor supply I could actually last a couple days, which means I saved about 7 of the 30 bucks I had left to buy food. Think I can find anything nice for her for 7 euros? I doubt it tbh
Mugi a cute confirmed
sounds like a good time kek....you have some crazy stuff happen
they will, it's Rammstein, they've been around for as long as I can remember
>I didn't mean it that way
It also lets me keep check of the new art.
But I wouldn't get anything in return.
So it is
I might leave also
I regret a million things, and that's only what I haven't forgot
Oh sure, I understand.
It's just like how Tsukasa is cuter.
you could have mine~
Your waifu has such a nice color scheme
mmmm, i know pasta is pretty cheap...you could make some alfredo pasta or somethin....im not sure if 7 euro will cover it
well there that is.....
i was just thinking of that song lol...now i don't have to look it up!!
Health issues sounds bad, but I trust that you'll manage.
Very nice music.
Just the usual then, eh?
It's way too hot here for tea. I'm melting and got no freezer for ice.
Do you happen to have some refreshing music?
Indeed, her design in general is quite brillliant.
>not posting blushing dio
I'm just an average guy. My friend who wanted to do is is afraid of dogs cause of childhood... he's 6'3 or 6'2, 300 lb and is terrified of a dog that's no more than a food tall on all four
Thanks and get ready for the anon shipping
Fire ze missile!
We are now
Nah, I got myself covered on the food but I was wondering if I could find my mom anything nice for that money. Not sure which is worse: no present or cheap present because broke
Hey guys there's a new space program going on
If you insist, the other pic is just one of my favorites.
I'm a psychic
I like you too, you are the cutest froggy
you hang out with some crazy people it sounds like lol, you must be more than normal in some ways lol
hmmm....i'd say even a cheap present is good, im sure she'll understand, money's tight nowadays....
yes you are!!
That's some pretty nice music. I have trouble distinguishing different electronic genres but this seems pretty IDM-ish.
New Radiohead album too.
Oh my, how lewd!
If you're psychic, is there a way to tell if their can actually be a good, alternate ending to my show?
B-but you're not a virgin.
I really couldn't prepare myself for this.
Awesome! It's a date <3
my psychic powers tell me there won't be an alternate endind, I'm so sorry
but hey, I'm accurate 20-30% of the time only, so you have a chance!
I come here, post music and get a date, this is awesome!
I'm too normie. It's just the life spicing it up for me kek