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Okay /b/ros we got the balloons, proyect : Third world countrie space program . is on going, the hamster is ready, are you guys ready?. Btw we hace to make the launching early because web hace shit to do today.
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I bougth a rose for his bravery.
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Shitty pic, but you got my attention
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>>683281228
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Did the hamster go through a special training for this mission?
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>>683281810
A 24 hours training.
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>the hamster heard round the chan
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>>683282006
The hamster's name as web decide in the yesterdays thread is Hitler
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>>683282487
When's the launch op?
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Wow, I can't imagine I'd ever stop laughing if I found a dead hamster in a cardboard box full of nazi memoribilia and tied to a bunch of popped balloons. Mission is a go from me.
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>>683282571
In a couple of hours right now we are going to make the capsule we the hamster is going to be.
I'm planing to write a message, what should I write ?
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>>683282968
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
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>>683282968
Are you sure you have enough balloons? Anyways you should write "Ron Paul 2014"
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>>683283410
I have six balloons anyways if they are not enought I can buy more.
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>>683283127
^Simple and overused yet still funny.
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"If found, please return hamster to Angela Merkel's anus."
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glad im here for this, space hamster 2k16
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Fly it over the pentagon and make the note: "The Jong-Un's send their regards"
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The six balloons are not enought , we have to buy more.
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>>683283127
Rolling for this message
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>>683283769
rawling for dis
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>>683285366
WINRAR
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This must not 404
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>>683283127
Noice
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Bump for science
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No uniform OP?
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You're doing God's work, Hitler
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Bump pls do it
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if dubs, draw swastika on hamster
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Write a letter for whoever finds it that says the hamster is part of a nazi time machine experiment and his destination is 2016. Then translate it to German and include it with the hamster.
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>>683287033
Fucking dubs, do it!
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>>683280947
Include me in the screencap
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>>683285366
>>683287033
obey the dubs
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dis gon be gud
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Op come back!!!
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>>683287544
Checked
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>>683287033
Obey
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Not op but

Alright so for the design of the capsule. It should be light as possible and include food and water for the journey. anybody got ideas for water storage.
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Viridis anguli viridis anguli viridis anguli viridis anguli viridis anguli viridis anguli viridis anguli viridis anguli
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>>683287899
Buy one of does bottles they put up for animals to drink in cages... Except it looks like it would be to heavy.
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Did you find an alternative
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>>683287899
I got it

Get a plastic bag cut a small piece off the corner then fill the bag with a wet sponge. It should keep the water from going everywhere and also be pretty lightweight.
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>>683287033
Kek. This, OP, THIS!
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Any updates OP?
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>>683288656
freaky
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>>683288703
BUMP, hurry the tits up OP. Let's get this shit rolling.
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How come no one's used a real balloon? Like one of those weather balloons?
>stuff gopro aimed at hamster and window in there
>let it take flight
>into low space orbit!
>???

Now for the fun part!

>put return address on it
>don't use yours, find enemy that doesn't have an alibi
>they get busted for animal cruelty
>???
>profit in lulz
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A 4Chan Space Program that actually delivers?
I'm doubting, but the pics have my interest.
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We need more ballons. Once reach a certain point in the atmosphere the ballons will pop. We want this shit to crash down to earth in a nazi fireball
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>>683288198
But the phone should be somewhere outside the box, so you could actually see it flying over the earth! OP if you think that's a good idea, give us a youtube account you will upload the footage to
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>>683287033
This is gold I'll do it. I just came back from buying more balloons.
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This will go down in history when a conspiracy nut/mediafag finds it
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This is why we need the YouTube channel link and the video link.
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Why youtube? Webm will do nicely.
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>>683289278
Fucking love you OP
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>>683289816
If OP can provide us with any website he can upload the video to in a long time I suppose, it's ok.
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We need to livestream this.
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>>683290160
^This
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>>683290160
Agreed
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>>683280947 I think it would be funny if you got enough balloons for yourself to float upwards until they break and you fall resulting in being a fucking cripple. Seriously go fuck yourselves all of you who find this shit funny this is fucking animal cruelty honestly I hope you get caught and charged for this disgusting behavior
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Send a bottle of ketchup instead of the hamster.
Paint the town red.
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>>683290379
I see what you did there
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>>683290160
Where can I live stream from my phone ? Also the capsule.
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>>683290379 it's science!
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>>683290379
Where do you think you are?
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>>683290522
If you can't livestream it make sure you record it and post to jewtube
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Let's bring this post to the first page!!!
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>>683290522
Forgot pic sorry.
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>>683290698
Done yesssssss
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>>683290802
Do you know how this site works?
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*bumping intensifies*
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>>683290742
Al most done for launching.
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IT BEGINS
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Bump
Bump
Bump
Bump
Bump
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bamp
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>>683291175
Godspeed lil Adolf.
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>>683291175
Duude i'm pumped
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8/05 Never forget
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Please record the launch!
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Get in here Niggers. We're gonna make the world think Hitler time traveled a fucking mouse.
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>>683291448
Ye baby
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This is going down in the 4chan history books
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Just passing by~
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>>683291439
Of coure I'm going to record the damn launching man.
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>>683291448
Could be the best thing /b/ has ever done.
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>>683291558
where will u upload
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>>683291558
k then please post the link or the webm, preferably link
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>>683291448
Fuck yea.
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>>683291708
Please, attach a piece of paper to your craft and write someone's address on it. Just don't put on your address, k? Please, I need the keks.
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Just selecting all images with grass
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IT'S HAPPENING
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make the address Hitler's old house
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I'm pumped
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>>683291910
Store fronts for me.
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>>683291983
Auschwitzs?
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>>683291960
or the cordinates to the fuhrer bunker
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>>683291983
Yes please
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>>683291983
Kek :)
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>>683291706
>>683291708
I'll upload it in youtube. can someone create a Youtube account for me for making things easier while I make the launching ? also I'm writting the letter right now
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>>683292047
>mfw the hamster has "if found, please return to Auschwitz" written on it
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>>683292108
Letter? Holy shit yes. Draw a discount golden disk on it too, for the space hamsters.
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>>683292108
Someone make this fucking nigger a YouTube asap!
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>>683280947
Toasting in epic bread
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>>683292108
Shiit m8 if i do it will get griefed fast, i need some sort of way to contact u privately
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>>683282968
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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This is 4chan gold!
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Its a proud day for all rodent-kind everywhere!
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>>683282968
For /b/
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Make address just far enough away to make it look like it travelled a huge distance when it's found.
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Hi mom!
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God speed Hitler
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>>683292418
Shouldnt he say the letter is from some place in germany?
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What if it survives and kills op
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Include in the letter a pedigree for it being a miniature giant space hamster
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>>683292418
>Make address just far enough away to make it look like it travelled a huge distance when it's found.
THIS THIS THIS
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On this auspicious day, OP was truly a faggot to remember.
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>>683283538
>>683289278
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>>683292543
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But it will never fuckjng make to space its phisically impossible
I thought 4chan is smarter than this
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u should take some ink and draw a swastika on the hamster
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>>683287033
Aye lmao
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>>683292622
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>4chan space program.
>This thread is a good thread.
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>>683292622
We don't care we're sending a fucking nazi hamster to the sky via helium baloon
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Sunglass Hitler approves of this thread.
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>>683292543
It's a hamster, not Batman.
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>>683292622
Waste of fucking dubs. Kys
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>>683291175
THAT FUCKING SHIT BETTER HAVE HOLES
YOU MORON
OR ELSE YOUR PILOT WILL DIE BEFORE HE MAKES IT TO THE MOON
HE WILL SUFOCATE
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Make us proud young Hitler.
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>>683280947
Soundtrack for the YT video;
Iron Maiden- Flight of Icarus
start track at the 0:36 mark
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There is a tear in my eye when I think, that this thread will disappear from this world in some time...
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When the little tike taking off?
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Hurry OP. Thread will be gone by the time you do it.
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>>683292952
https://youtu.be/b8qDz7K1nbU
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>>683292919
Yeah make sure to make some breathing holes
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>>683292952
Even better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
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Code
Hitlerislove
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>>683292919
If he dies, he dies.
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>>683293057
Thanks friend
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>>683293057
THIS! THIIIIIIIIISSS!
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>>683292622
OP here, someone make another thread if this 404 because writting in german is not easy you fags.
>>683292919
Yes, I make holes.
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>>683293115
He has the right to survive the crash and come back to kill op
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I was here for cockshop , now this, a dash of old /b/ is taking place
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>>683290379
this thread is gold Jerry gold!
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>>683292622
NO SHIT Dick Tracy
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Better name the youtube vid some shit like: 4Chan nazi spaceprogram

I want to see this shit, I beg you OP
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well?...
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>>683289278
In german it´s "Dieser Hamster ist Teil des nationalsozialistischen Versuchs an Zeitreise. Sein Ziel ist das Jahr 2016. Sieg Heil!"
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>>683293444
witnessed
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Keep the thread alive.
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Major Hitler to ground control
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>>683293499

New thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

THIS LEGENDARY THREAD DESERVES A FITTING SONG
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bump
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>>683293503
T minus 10
9
8
7
Main engine start
6
5
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Bump for alive
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My pick for the official theme: https://youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo
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>>683293096
kek, im in
somebody check the gmail, i left a surprise
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>>683293692
too late rip
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>epic bread
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>>683293454
TOP FUCKIN KEK
ICH MÖCHTE DIE MUTTER DIESES HAMSTERS FICKEN
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What doesnthis thread need? A bump, thats what
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BUMP!
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>>683293503
can somebody tell me what that post was?
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>>683293847
don't
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The fuck is everyone? Is the new /b/ too insensitive for shit like this? Get the fuck in here niggers!
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>>683293499
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put it on youtube
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bump dis bitch
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>>683293934
New thread fag
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>>683293997
That was the plan, fuckwit
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>>683293096
Whoops
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
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>>683294107
Maybe name it something less conspicuous this time?
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Who else was here since 20 posters?
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>>683294107
Thanks, nigger
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>>683294107
What the fuck did you expect?
+ go to the new bread fag
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>>683294240
Me c:
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>>683294240
me
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>>683294240
>kys
that´s like the youtube comments "first"
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>>683294240
I was the first to comment.
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>>683294298
Theres a new bread? Link pls.
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>>683293454
Splendid. Can you try to make it look like old Nazi stuff? Sieg Heil!
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>>683294431
>>683293499
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Life is precious. Even the smallest hamster. If you kill it I truly feel sorry for you.
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>>683294107
Fuck, what was the need for you faggots to log in and see how the inside of a gmail account looks like.
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>>683294240
I guess you, me and 18 others
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>>683294298
Post link of the new bread!
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>Ground Control to Major Mouse
>Ground Control to Major Mouse
>Take your protein pills
>and put your helmet on

>Ground Control to Major Mouse
>Commencing countdown,
>engines on
>Check ignition
>and may The Motherland's love be with you

[spoken]
>Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

>This is Ground Control
>to Major Mouse
>You've really made the grade
>And /b/ want to know whose shirts you wear
>Now it's time to leave the capsule
>if you dare

>This is Major Mouse to Ground Control
>I'm stepping through the door
>And I'm floating
>in a most peculiar way
>And the stars look very different today
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>>683293646
Nonononoooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs9Fay4mgsY
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>>683294546

>For here
>Am I sitting in a tin can
>Far above the world
>Planet Earth is blue
>And there's nothing I can do

>Though I'm past
>one hundred thousand miles
>I'm feeling very still
>And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
>Tell my wife I love her very much
>STFU kek

>Ground Control to Major Mouse
>Your circuit's dead, (like you had any lol)
>there's something wrong
>Can you hear me, Major Mouse?
>Can you hear me, Major Mouse?
>Can you hear me, Major Mouse?
>Can you....

>Here am I floating
>round my tin can
>Far above the Moon
>Planet Earth is blue
>And there's nothing I can do.
SPLAT
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>>683294529
I DID!
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>>683294474
Rassenschande
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>>683294546
Mouse? Are you autistic?
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>be me, hamster
>born in a litter in cage #78
>mom brothers and sisters get taken away, some to become snake food, others to become pets
>spend my life in a cage running in a wheel
>some dickfaced neckbeard comes and buys me
>puts me in a shitty little box with a shitty arts and crafts nazi band
>constantly bugs me, taking pictures then scurrying back to his pc
>building this weird contraption that sticks to the ceiling
>Guy is giggling to his pc and himself the whole fucking time
>puts me in weird contraption
>Imontopoftheworld.jpg
>Nazi neckbeard brings the whole thing outside, giggles like a preteen with asthma
>let's me go, I ascend to the heavens
>cold as fuck but I don't care because I'm a hamster
>hard to breathe but I couldn't care less
>Die but I don't care because I'm a hamster
>is this my life?
>tfw first hamster in space
>tfw I died a virgin
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>>683294432
"Dieser Hamster ist Teil des arischen Zeitreiseprogramms des Führers. Sein Ziel ist 2016. Von dort aus wird er die Untermenschen vernichten.
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>>683294616
Major Mouse sounded better then Major Hamster.
prick
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>>683294619
10/10
cried a little
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>>683294772
I appologise :c
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>>683294549
noooooooo
https://youtu.be/b8qDz7K1nbU
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>>683294601
Can't find it...
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>>683294954
>>683293499
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>>683294877
Checked.
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>>683293923
new thread.
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>>683292622
Have faith in the 4chan space programme anon

Never forget the frogger that went to space
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This is an historical moment for 4chan.
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This is history in the making
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fag wont update
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Someone post the link to the video when it is up
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don't die thread. don't die.
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>>683294767
>"Dieser Hamster ist Teil des arischen Zeitreiseprogramms des Führers. Sein Ziel ist 2016. Von dort aus wird er die Untermenschen vernichten.
Better:
Dieser Hamster ist Teil des arisch nationalsozialistischen Zeitreiseprogramm der Reichs Technikassoziation unter der Führung des Führers, Adolf Hitler.
Das gesetzte Ziel des Hamsters ist das Jahr 2016.
Wenn sie diesen Hamster finden, bitte melden sie sich bei der örtlichen SS-Gruppenleitung zwecks Überführung des Versuchsobjekts nach Berlin.
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>>683296931
See
>>683295189
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Where is OP?
Did the Hamster start already?
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>>683297217
OP is in new thread (well used to be)
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>>683297217
New thread
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