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>>683272506
well she's right though. i only have a regular kitchen, with a regular oven, and a regular side-by-side fridge.

i don't have sous vide, deep fat fryer, a pressure cooker, a stand mixer, or any of the other things i would need to make her all the cakes, roasts, stews, fried fish, fried chicken, fried potatoes, fried fried fish, funnel cakes, or deep fat fried snickers.

or an ice cream maker.
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>>683273552
Ha ha
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>>683272506
in my experience fat bitches have shittier sex
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>>683273552
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>>683274003
Seems like you'd have to do all the work
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>>683274003
"fat chicks love sucking dick"

i know it's anecdotal to say this, but i never met any kind of a girl who loved sucking dick.
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this pisses me off
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>>683274003

Why not just stick to fucking in shape girls?

I'd rather not know how well a fat bitch can fuck.
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>>683273552
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this pisses me off.
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>>683274233
you need to get out more
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>>683274213
you fuck a bitch that half her size would be cumming noahs ark but she just sits there fake moaning

>>683274233
they really dont, they are lazy, too much effort, ud know this if u werent a virgin autistic retard

>>683274470
im not that fragile
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>>683274233
I married a 7/10 with an oral fetish. There are nights where she wants to fall asleep with my dick in her mouth. Shits cash.
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who would win in a fight? replies guaranteed to piss me off.
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>>683274723
MMA
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>>683274723
Autism
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>>683273552
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>>683274723
my money is on the fighter
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>>683273552
I was thinking more a fork lift truck
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good girls love sucking dick
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>>683274709
i married a 5/10, and she only wants to handle my dick when she's drunk.

if i get her drunk enough, she'll start a blowjob, but she doesn't want cum near her face.

and no, i wash my dick a few times a day. that's not the issue.
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>>683274686
>im not that fragile

Didn't mean any disrespect, I don't care who you fuck. I just find fat women disgusting and wouldn't fuck one.

If you're not a fat person yourself then I don't see why you would.
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>>683275181
Why did you marry that?
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>>683272506
A crane?
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>>683275288
i was drunk & severely injured she was some hanger a rounder slut after a concert
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>>683273552
1st reply best reply
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>>683274551
would anyone ask her for it
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>>683272506
Yea but that girl in the photo is thick and hot; we all know that the ones that say this look like trigglypuff
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>inb4 banana
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>>683274723
Whoever has a gun and isn't an idiot
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>>683274723
How about you put a fighter around the same weight up against him. There's weight classes in fighting for a reason. But to play your game the mma fighter would win, being able to lift more weight isn't much when up against knowing how to fight in multiple styles of fighting.
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>>683275341
i never knew i had choices, i was raised right away to believe that girls are always right.

plus emotional blackmail. she's manipulative, very good at it, and i just like fucking her. i'm an idiot when she gets naked.

She's no model. but she's right here naked.

nomsayin
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>>683275181
Dude you fucked up
Divorce her
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>>683272506
>too big for you
Was pissing you off a part of her master plan?
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>>683275771
can't.

the kids.

it's okay, i worked out a way to get out of this: as soon as the house is paid off, i'm going to go out into an empty lot late one night, and stuff a clip-point knife in my chest.

mischief managed!
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>>683275134
I'll tell you a secret.
Only fags love sucking dick.
Girls do it for the return.
Doesn't matter if it's within 5 minutes or 5 years, they're only putting your diseased junk in their mouth to get something back.
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>>683272506
yeah sorry...
i dont own a crane, so i cant help you returt to the sea
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>>683272506
Sauce? She's hawt 4 me lol
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>>683273552
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>>683275838
Shallow sex addicts piss me off.
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>>683275991
fuck off you beta cuckold loser nah a good girl sucks a good dick

ur a retard
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>>683276299
Greenpeace Save the Whales Campaign.
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>>683272506
You're right. Too heavy for a
palletjack, I'm going to need a forklift.
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>>683276328
kys then
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>>683274919
>>683275021
>>683275724
>confirmed for never been in fights
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>>683276442
As a professor, this does piss me off.

There has to be a bit more to this story though. If this happened at all, that is.
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>>683276442
>mfw sjws encourage my people to keep being dumb niggas
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>>683275991
sort of true. Not exactly to get something back but Generally the enjoyment is from pleasing him more than the awkward act of having a dick in your mouth which in itself isn't so great
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>>683274723

So,

I'm boxing 3 times a week now.

There's many good fighter with me.

Once, a big guy came and did some sparring with us.
He wasn't experienced at all, but still manage to hit us with a few jab. Those jab were powerfull as fuck.

Knowing how to fight isn't always usefull against someone really bigger thant you.
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>>683275724
MMA:multiple styles of fighting...
Lol

Also implying the other guy doesn't know how to fight. 90% of guys who go to the gym daily are guys so insecure about being and looking weak that they either take a boxing class or a MMA class.

Besides we all know the bros in this picture would most likely just shoot each other.
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>>683276977
and if that someone is almost double your body mass, your fighting skills wont bring you much
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>>683272506
She doesn't look that big. More cushy for the pushy.
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>>683276683
b8/10
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>>683274723
All that big dude has to do is connect a straight arm and its lights out. If he misses he definitely loses especially if he ever is on his back or just on the ground
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>>683275991
Some girls love pleasing their man
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>>683272506
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>>683276814
The issue is that it is white people that define what it is to be "smart" and that definition is overwhelmingly bias towards white culture.

Take Hawaiians for example, Hawaii continues to score poorly in national standardized tests because there's a local dialect that does not conform to standard English grammar-- and that's ok. They shouldn't have to compromise on their culture, and they shouldn't be shamed by you or anyone else for doing so. I'll admit that it's true that if a student goes to university, they should learn (and thus be corrected when they make mistakes) standard English grammar, but the point still stands that white people have complete control over what the nation sees as intelligent and acceptable communication and that's an issue.
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>>683276741
I feel your post, anon.
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>>683276328
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>>683273552
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>>683277591


The problem is the girl in the picture. The problem is the fat cunt whale posting the picture on Facebook, trying to justify why she's alone and men find her unappealing. These bitches can never find the fault in themselves.
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>>683278164
>isn't the girl in the picture
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>>683274723
>Both suck each others dicks off and bleed to death in a ring full of octagons.
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>>683277857
I don't know what you're talking about when you say "white culture"
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>>683275517
desperate virgins like you, probably.
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>>683275631
Watch out everyone, here comes the fat American wanna-be cowboy swinging his autistic balls around.
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>>683278864
>whoever has a gun wins
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i've actually been in a situation like that, so i do avoid big women because of it. i'm not even that small, but 'round here 'big' women would be a class or two above that anywhere else
>be amerifag
>slightly above average pen0r, 7.25''x5.25''
>meet "bigger" girl at a party while in uni
>hit it off, i offer to walk her home. campus is full of nigs, so it's a risk she could get raped
>ended up hooking up at her place
>she really wants to fuck doggy style, i agree figuring i could spread dem cheeks and get all up in there
>nope.avi
>asswastoofat.ping
>even with both of us trying to spread her cheeks apart, i could only end up getting like 3'' in
>she was kinda pissed, but once she was on her back i was hitting the cervix
>tfw she still told her friends my dick was small
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>>683276299
nice dubs
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>>683277118
kek
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>>683274723
that's vince urbank on the left, pro strongman and american record holder a couple times over. he's 6'6'' and well above 300lbs, and recently he's been close to 350. he'd be about 12'' taller and 150lbs heavier than the fighter, and have a significant reach advantage. his cardio and conditioning is also phenomenal for someone his size. iirc he played american football in uni
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>>683279634
lol small dick fag doesnt have the right equipment
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>>683275733
I mean, I guess? Forget the sex part of it, if you're not happy why are you settling? I like getting my dick sucked, and I'm glad my wife loves to suck it, but if she was a cunt to me to the point where I'm miserable or blackmailed or manipulated, I'd divorce her and move on. This is your shot at life and you are wasting a lot of it on needless misery.
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>>683274551
Yeah, I hate banjos too.
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>>683272506
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>>683272506
hahaha repulsive bitch
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>>683280082
thanks, anon
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>>683272506


Sorry but my dick is not cargo lifter.
I'm supposed to handle women, not whales
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>>683280592

>>683277852
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>>683273552
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>>683281069
reading threads is for faggots
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>>683276328
There's always 1 bait in response to something epic. You sir are that bait
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>>683276439
fucking kek
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>>683277118
lost
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>>683281221

read nothing, you were too lazy or enthusiastic to even look at the pictures.

even a retard takes the time to look at the pictures.
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>>683276328
Hon, you need to go somewhere else. May I recommend Pinterest? There's lots of recipes there.
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My dick is very average and my girl is on the plus side, its all in the hips boi
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>>683281253
CUCKBOOK
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>>683272506
>>683273552
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>>683280803
Little dick mra betas detected
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>>683277857

My girlfriend is from Puerto Rico. Her local dialect doesn't conform to standard English but when she writes papers for an English speaking audience, she uses standard English grammar. If she was writing for a Spanish speaking audience, she'd write in Spanish.

Also, you don't have to be white to use standard English, you bigot. My girlfriend is a perfect example.
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>>683281253
children in africa are dying of starvation and there are many diseases in this world yet the facebook logo "being fixed" is an important issue that deserved to be reported about.
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>>683281253
now we have men in the shadow of women??
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>>683277857
If they want the benefits of white culture (modern civilization), they need to conform to the standards.
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>>683276328
Disgusting food addicts piss me off.
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>>683282271
well ... there are male starving children, so why would you wanna help them ?
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>>683276683
pretty much, lol @ these kids who think bruce lee could beat mike tyson.
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>>683279634
>Claims to be amerifag
>Uses Europoor term 'uni' rather than merifat 'college'
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>>683274723
Big guy is slow and small guy is fast. It comes down to someone getting the first critical blow. The small guy wont win if he gets tackled, its too much weight.
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>>683282624
>pretty much, lol @ these kids who think bruce lee could beat mike tyson.
Go back to Facebook faggot
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>>683277857
>Too stupid to manage being bilingual
Muh culture! Tests are unfair and hard!
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>>683277857
No. Standard English grammar is at the core of scientific and humanities research, since international journals are overwhelmingly in English. It has nothing to do with appealing to white culture. Your post is the exact SJW shit ruining humanity.
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>>683277857

>intelligent and acceptable communication

Ayy muhfucka, why it is all you cracka ass bitch ass muhfukas always tryin ta get me to talk like yall do?
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>>683274723
The big guy looks exceptionally strong and reasonably fit, so probably him.

250lb average Joe would be killed by any seriously skilled fighter, obviously.
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>>683282969
kid do you have any idea how many times that thread has been made here?
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>>683272506
Serves you right for having a pencil dick OP
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>>683283070

And Swede guys wonder why their women can't find enough Somalian dick to shove up their snatches...
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>>683283070
Somehow I expected that his would b edited so the nignog would blow the Studio up
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>>683281253
>Women's rights in the Middle East?
>Horrible arranged marriages still happening all over the world to young women?
>Girls being killed for wanting to be educated?
Nah lets go after Facebook and make them change their logo.
This is why western feminism is hated.
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>>683281309
The baited becomes the baitee
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>>683282341
"equality"
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>>683284545
Indubitably smh
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>>683272506
I guarantee that image was made by a woman 2-4 times larger than the woman in the photo.
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>>683274723
Strongman no idea howto punch to kill. MMA would punch his cock, then his throat. Strongman dies by bleeding into lungs. WIN!
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>>683282822
i go to a university, which has several colleges under it's perview. college of natural science, business & finance, mathematics, engineering, etc.
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>>683285013
In which case, literally no man would have the equipment.
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>>683274551
Only because you are a virgin neckbeard.
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>>683281253
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>>683285317
>purview
No big deal.
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>>683272506
That picture grosses me out. Not because of the girl, she's hot. It's because of the fucking jpeg artifacts everywhere
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>>683286533
i'm high, sorry brah
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>>683272506
Chick in photo is hot. Person who made it is probably disgusting land-whale though.
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>>683283070
Godamn, only 20 years ago little boys were getting dirty, throwing rocks and playing pokemon cards

Now little boys act like straight-up faggots.

god damn it all to fucking hell.
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>>683274723
Depends on the kind of fight. Because what you're really asking is can a little fighter beat a bigger weightlifter. A little guy like pic related would actually probably win outside a ring in a street fighter with no weapons.
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>>683288086
physics do come in to play, a 8 year old master black belt still couldnt beat a full grown man. He would not have the weight nor the strength.
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>>683274551
Sometimes you get shit you don't ask for
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>>683274723
The MMA fighter
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>>683274709
dreams CAN come true
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>>683274723
MMA fighter
He probably takes punches as strong as the strongman's untrained punch
The strong man will also tunnel vision on the fighter's fists so he'll probably get fucked up with a kick to the head
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>>683288058
there have been prissy little faggots for as long as there has been society. the only difference is now they're just not publicly shamed for being fairies
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>>683283749
to be fair the fat girl is just fat, but the fat guy is also a neckbeard
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>>683277857
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>>683274233
Of course fat girls love it. They're hungry. And you've got free protein on tap.

Also you're wrong. Plenty of girls do love sucking dick (including my wife, cos I'm a fucking lucky bastard).
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>>683273552
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>>683274723
Every martial artist will tell you that no matter how much training you got, unless you can do one of these things, you pretty much zero chance with a guy so much bigger than you.
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Bitch is damn fine tiny dicked asians
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>>683278438

Basically, anyone who has a high IQ
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>>683275724
But the big guy only has to be able to get hold of him one time. Then it's over for the little dude. Because the big guy can just pick him up and throw him practically anywhere. To be the little guy in this scenario, you have to keep moving all the time, never allowing the other guy to get a hold of you.
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>>683290839
Fuck, grammar is such a bitch.

*you got pretty much...
*guy that much bigger
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>>683276442
>>683276741
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f9_1408603828&safe_mode=off
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>>683277857
Hawaiians ARE fucking retarded, not just their accents.
Hawaii is shit except for the white and Asian places.
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>>683272506
>If my body mass index is to high for your personal sexual preferences, I'm going to make the accusation that there is a probability above 50% chance that your genitalia is not of the required size to cause me to reach orgasm.
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>>683273552
That's bretty gud
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>>683290839
Fuck.... that is awesome! You have won the internet today.
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>>683282624
>>683291190
>Countless stories of women who know martial arts beating the shit out of guys who tried to rape them even after they surprised attack them to the ground.
>15 year old Danish girl fights off 3 adult rapefugees at once.
>Put an adult "smaller" man who knows martial arts against another adult "bigger" man who doesn't and people question it.
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>>683290839
fuck I hate these staged demonstrations so fucking much. this is a dance. a choreography. you can't do that in a fight where someone is actually fighting back. fuck.
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>>683290839
anybody who believes a staged trick like this will do anything probably believes that wrestling is real too.
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>>683280429
Topkek
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>>683291931
Good job there, anon.

20 years from now, Ellinor is gonna be hawt, but Gustav and Elias will still be too busy gargling each others semen to notice her.
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>>683293314
I dunno if baiting but if not, you are so friggin deluded. when I joined a martial arts gym with zero experience, FROM DAY ONE I had to be super careful and spar super light agaisnt any of the females there, some of which had been training for years. training is important, but the biological advantage of being a man is enormous. women are weak and fragile and they generally suck at combat. yeah, yeah, I know you can come up with a few stories of female who beat their attackers. good for them, but in nearly all of these cases the attacker was weak af too.
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>>683294150
nah im fit as fuck but nice try.
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>>683272506
Tiny dick confirmed.
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>>683293314

>countless

name three recent stories that describe the exact scenario you presented
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>>683294042
Rousey would break you you 4 inch dick cuckold faggot
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>>683294313

The 90s called they want their Lidl tier camera back
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>>683294313
not fat =/= fit
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Fuck this banana
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>>683272506
>>683277852
this fat bitches doesn't look as awful as the other fat bitches that use this kind of images
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>>683279014
>whoever doesn't have a gun wins
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>>683274723
Weight cutting is anti-budo and it makes me physically sick.
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>>683294313

Nice invisible watermelon, Mr 3 month progress pic.
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>>683272506
I don't think that you can afford that "job" from me in the first place
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>>683272506
Yeah, I am tired of this disgusting fat acceptance bullshit. Fuck off you whale. You're gross and "plus size" is not it... You are fat fat mcfuckingfatty fat fat. FAT FAT FAT.

What's worse is all the lonely sad cunts saying how beautiful they are. Fuck off you beta cunts. Stop feeding their fat egos.
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>>683272506
So brave.
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>>683274551
Well, clearly you are love. Just no one is biting because you are a psycho.
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>>683277852
Need to make one of these with a gigantic LIEBHERR crane instead of a forklift.
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fixed
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>>683274723
I do bjj/Muay Thai. That guy would fuck me up. It really wouldn't even be fair. One mistake and he would be able to easily control me. The only way I would be able to win is if he knew NOTHING about fighting and falls in a submission. Or maybe if I was able to punch him pretty quickly and he curled up. If he just hulked it up and grabbed me no bjj is saving me there. Even most subs someone of that strength could just power out of them. At 135 vs his 260 or whatever with a fully locked armbar he could probably just curl his arm.


I think it's like me going againts a child. When I was brand new I went againts a kid who was 12. I knew he was better and when he put me in a triangle my one arm was stronger then his leg. I could just muscle out of it.
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>>683294042
>Training for years
> Implying that's the same as a professional male MMA fighter

>Weak as fuck
3 fully grown men against 1 little girl.
>A few stories
Not one story of a successful rape.

The irony is that your entire reply (although not completely) actually backed up my point. Yes, women are generally weaker than men, that is my point. If women (who are weaker than men) can beat up men who are bigger and stronger than them, even a little girl beating up 3 men at once just by knowing martial arts. Then what do you think would happen with one adult male who knows martial arts vs one who doesn't? Not deluded, just neurotypical.

>>683294415
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/school-girl-14-uses-martial-arts-skills-to-fight-off-attacker-35-in-sussex-park-9785904.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/school-girl-14-uses-martial-arts-skills-to-fight-off-attacker-35-in-sussex-park-9785904.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0n4BLmNg8g

Two little girls and a pregnant women. Imagine if that was a fully grown male MMA fighter.
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>>683290839

Choreography ?
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>>683277802
Because they know the man will reward them. If you think women actually do anything for others without some kind of selfish motive you are naive.
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>>683286489
Everyone make way for the White Knight
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>>683277857
Not white culture, educated culture. There are plenty of white people who do not speak academic English at home and plenty of non whites who do. Education gap is a problem though.
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>>683274551
Agreed. Something makes me just want to hit her
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>>683281253
How are Facebook® and Twitter stock performing recently?
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>>683274551
If she's doing this in EU, as a protest against muslim refugees raping women, I can justify it.
But I'm too lazy to reverse image search.
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>>683295402
Is that riley reid?
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>>683294150
> i read his shirt for the first time
> i see the runes at the bottom
> have trouble making out the first three words
> the last two say Durham, NC
> i currently reside in this shit hole
mfw
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>>683294150
... Straight outta Kindergarten.
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>>683272506
That pic's right though. I'd need a chainsaw to cut through all that fat.
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>>683274551
That smug look. I'd rape it right off her face
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>>683284028
>This is why western feminism is hated
You are 100% right.
But what is funny, western feminazis are usually pro-multiculturalism. They defend mudslimes and refuse to acknowledge the truth about woman's place in Islam.
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>>683293531
>>683293806
>>683295880

That's my point, you have zero chances if you try to fights somebody who's double the size you are.
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>>683295116
Because you are weak.
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>>683295586

here you go.
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>>683295823
>Not one story of a successful rape.

are you fucking joking? there a thousands and thousands of "successful" rapes. they don't all make the news because of how utterly unremarkable they are. some college chick gets raped and doesn't have a story of being a badass and fighting off her attackers? no one fucking cares.
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>>683295336
They call it acceptance, but I think it's more fat love that anything. Besides who is she to tell me what I'm attracted to?
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>>683289436
this
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>>683272506
i saw only 1 girl posting this image and she is a fat fuck. When she was a teen she was hot and slim.
But now she thinks it's the mens fault when she cant get slim guys anymore
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>>683297289
I mean against martial artists. Why would I bring up shit if it's irrelevant?

Why are all these artists not getting my point.
These were replies originally to this >>683274723
A strong man who doesn't know martial arts, vs a smaller one who plays MMA.My point is that
>little girls and a pregnant woman who knew martial arts successfully fought off men who are (obviously) bigger and stronger than them
>one of which even being outnumbered 3 to 1
>if this is the case then it's pretty obvious what would happen when you put 1 male adult MMA fighter against another man who happens to be bigger than him

I'm not white knighting, pretending rape doesn't exist or any of the other retarded stuff you autists think I'm doing. Learn to read before you reply with something retarded.
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>>683283070
I want to murder each of these fags
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>>683295856
Where is there that much fabric in the world?
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>>683295402
I threw up looking at this
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>>683272506
so only guys with big dicks could possibly like chubby/fat/BBW women? right
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>>683299659
you need an average dick size to even touch the vagina, so yeah, you need a big dick for fat women
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>>683275134
I love sucking dick too. AND I'm not a girl.
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>>683282913
>Big guy is slow and small guy is fast
keep sucking anime ninja cock you faggot. that shit doesnt fly in real life
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>>683272506
>don't have the right equipment
Yeah, like a forklift.
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>>683295823
MFW reading the comments on the video about the pregnant woman who beat up the nigger.
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>>683299117

circus tent manufacturers. i mean, look at the colors; who else would make something that large in that color?

(and i mean the clothes, not the negro.)
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>>683288058
>act
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>>683296970
you said
>unless you can do one of these things
Which still leaves you with a 0% chance because there's no way someone taller and heavier than you would get caught and tossed by a fucking hurricane throw.

Basically you're setting yourself up to get slammed to the ground and it WILL hurt.
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>>683300214
Refer to >>683295823
It appears that shit does fly irl.
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>>683288058
The boys are actually instructed by the director to do that in their intro, otherwise the show would be deemed sexist.
Source: I've lived in Sweden for 2 years, the horror.
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>>683272506
Average people don't need an industrial sized
freezer to hold Ice Cream and Such and
who really wants to buy a forklift just to
put their micro penis into flab.

The caption should read differently.
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>>683282271
It's much easier to change an image than it is to solve world hunger.

They probably spent less time and effort changing that logo than you spend shitposting on 4chan, so why don't you help starving children instead of wasting your time here?
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>>683298644
its the same fuckin thing. some girl trains 3 times a week, is an amateur in karate and judo, gets raped. no one fuckin cares. in doesn't make the news. and if it does, why the fuck would they bring up that she was an amateur fighter?
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>>683282163
any self respecting guy with even a a little bit of game has no reason to fuck fat girls
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>>683277857
My native language is Danish, but when I write papers in English, my professor still expects my grammar to be correct.
When I write correspondance in English at work, my supervisor also expects my English to be correct.
So you are telling me that foreigners can be expected to use a foreign language correctly, but it's racist to expect these lazy-ass niggers to learn their own native language?
Cuck much?
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>>683272506

ive made every body type orgasm no problems here.

I no longer wanna bang FAT girls... thick ok.... BUT not Overhang fat.
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>>683295729
You're always going to get your ass kicked with that attitude pussy
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>>683274723
Strongman would be exhausted in 2-3 min, while mma fighter can go on for 10 min+.

People always thinks fighting is about the first min and completely disregards fighting strategy
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>>683277857
This post is fucking pathetic.
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>>683302336
Maybe to show how dangerous the world is to scare people even more, maybe they won't. But we can't really comment on something we have no evidence for, we can however comment on what we do have evidence for. The subject here is
>Will an adult male beat a bigger adult male if he's an MMA fighter
>If an adult female will beat an adult male if she's an armature fighter then surely he can
>If a little girl will beat a or even three adult males if she's an amature fighter then an adult woman will beat an adult male if she's an amateur fighter which means without a shadow of a doubt that an adult male who knows MMA will beat another adult male who doesn't even if he is bigger.
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>>683294460 any male fighter in the UFC would clean the mat with her
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>>683293126
>I imagine muh straw-woman feminist would hypothetically react like this and that makes me mad.
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>tfw 5'4"
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>>683277857
This is bait....
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>>683303366
Anon is a male UFC fighter? How did you know?
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>>683302491
>correspondance
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>>683295402
anyone have the edit with the Popeye ensemble?
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>>683295856
i'd fuck that . Just out of morbid curiosity. Then i would feel shame
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>>683303504
Being dumb is much worse
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>>683304332
Yes, at work I "correspond" with the European Commission. I don't know what other word to use, since it's not just emails.
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>>683295333
I actually think that's kinda cool

Should have been purple, but still cool
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>>683304332
Sorry for using a grown-up word.
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>>683278164
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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>>683283070
>2 faggots
>an ugly bitch
>one way pilot

Sweden is fucked
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>>683272506

All joking aside, I imagine this is possibly part true.

You'd have to have 2-3 inches over and above the average size penis to penetrate all the fat rolls to get as deep as you would a normal sized woman.
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>>683291931
Oh god I love u Anon. :'D
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>>683306090
>one way pilot

top kek
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>>683277857
this tbh man, thank you
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>>683283222
waste of trips
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>>683283070
this shit.
i want men + boys to be able to be femme. men can do whatever the fuck they want. even if that's be a little faggot; it shouldn't really be an issue.

source: i'm a little faggot and i fucking love it
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>>683305083
>>683305382
>doesn't realise he's a retard
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>>683282917

Who is this glorious specimen?
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>>683306090
KEK!
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>>683294313
haha yeah brah nice banana hammock... yeah brah
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>>683293314
They make the news because it's impressive - think of all the women who actually get raped because they can't overpower their attacker, of course there's gonna be a few cases where it *does* happen, it's just statistics
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>>683307104
Lemme guess. You're Swedish, right?
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>>683308086
Nope. Faglord in the good ol' us of a
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>>683283070
Strong, tall Nordic race has been reduced to a bunch of faggot cucks. What happened?
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>>683308274
>>683308439


GET IN HERE

>>683308274
>>683308439
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>>683308080
For fucks sake. Can people not fucking read? I'm not talking about the average woman vs the average man. Refer to this >>683298644

This is the

THIRD

FUCKING

TIME

Maybe even fourth.
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>>683272506
Cataracts?
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>>683308583
Sweden has become a sad joke of a country, led by SJW faggots and dykes. Sweden yes!
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>>683303455
>defending this behavior
Where was your dad growing up?
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>>683307819

they specialize in one way flights.
not because they are muslim, but because they are women.
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>>683309786
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>>683273552
someone needs to screencap this
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>>683273552
First post is best post
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>>683307104
What is good for you isn't necessarily what is good for society.
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>>683280429
I know, right? Fuck those twangy cunts...
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>>683303504
I'm beta af. I'm 5'11" with a height complex. I got tall early. I was a giant. I loved it. Being tall was my identity. Now my friends who I used to tower over are 2-4 inches taller than me. I wish I was 6'0". Being in the 6s would be so much better.
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>>683305083
>>683305382

It's correspondence you little cuck. I expect you to use proper English when contributing to an English-speaking imageboard.
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>>683274551
She's right. She's still not asking for rape.

But she doesn't need to ask. I'm offering... In fact, I insist.
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>>683277857
Ahahahahah
Respect muh pidgin
Bait/10
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>>683274003
They are ALWAYS the first to volunteer for anal though, there are some pros to it
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>>683310235
Here ya go.
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>>683311163
>Using a butt-plug as a pacifier
Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEhACMnttJ8
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>>683273552
Kek
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>>683281253
I support this.
The bottom image with the three on the right (the fixed one) looks like she's about to get gangbanged while the first doesn't suggest that at all. Good work Mark Cuckerburg.
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>>683293126
Just noticed how she got a bit of pubes sticking out. Trimmed too.
>really asking for it
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>>683276442
Apparently the professor was correcting students for capitalizing the word "indigenous", but they claimed their capitalization choice was an ideological choice. Still dumb, but the headline is sensationalist.
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>>683282917
Does this piss you off because you are jealous of the watermelons?
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>>683295727
im confused

it's the same picture?
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>>683309786
The proof that catholics won
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>>683273552
amazing
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>>683296970
oh boy... how many videos should i post for you of a small guy beating a big guy?
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this bitch is 42 feet tall irl, it's kinda hard for a 5' 4'' autistic weaboo to get at that.
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>>683283749
>fedora wearing neckbeard

yeah, probably was made by a virgin.
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It doesn't matter how big you are, what matters is our plan
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>>683295727
I don't see a difference
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>>683309786
That's it. I'm bringing back the Spanish Inquisition. That ain't christian and they know it.
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>>683295856
THERE'S TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS
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>>683274449
fucking THIS
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>>683273552
boss
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>>683283070
fuck me... she showed us how strong her thumb game is, we just know its coming down on a trigger button in the near future
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>>683283070
>the Arab is the only one that isnt cringey as fuck
this is the problem with Sweden.
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>>683311942

Are you me? All of middle school I was 5'7" and towered over everyone. Then High school came along and everyone grew. Probably because I skipped lunch and breakfast nearly every day then.
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>>683293126
ive got a bad over my dick and nuts

the doctor said to apply cream twice daily
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>>683276328
fatass sjw ugly cunts piss me off.
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>>683309786
they should at least replace it with something more inviting like a tranquil waning moon or something
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>>683276442
I am one of the professor's at UCLA, I think you nig nogs should spend some time reading english and comprehension than watching the NBA finals on T.V.
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>>683304884
>Because being short automatically means you are not a fucktard.
>Fucktard
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>>683275631
This.
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