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Ask me anything
I haven't showered or left my house in half a year

Anons from the old thread, help me out and answer a few basic questions for me, since new people will join
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Post pics of body
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>>683271355
you gonna lose your toe and maggots are gonna grow out of it. please come back when that happens. then show us.
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>>683271505
I didn't and I won't in this new thread, because I don't want to give you anon a reason to jerk off.
I just want to answer a few questions.

>>683271563
I'll update when that happens.
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>>683271355
I wasn't in the last thread, this question must've been asked, but I gotta know. Why on Earth haven't you showered nor left the house in half a year?
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>>683271355
how do you get food? and post pics of your living conditions please.
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>>683271355
Bumping for science. And more disgusting pics. Make me barf, OP
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How bad does youur ass smell
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How much do you weigh?
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>>683271638
If you want the opinion of b then people jerking should be no of your concern

God you're literally subhuman
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>>683271355
Bump
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Stop being a faggot OP show dick
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Alter... Ich kenn den scheiß. Ich wog 135KG mit 1.96. Immernoch nicht so dick wie du aber dennoch dick.

Ich war aber in der Schule schon so. Allerdings war ich eine Art Klassenclown und habe trotzdem gestunken wie ein schwein. Ich hab mich nur gewaschen wenn es nötig war. Durch meine 8te bis zehnte und dann auch noch durch meine Lehre hab ich das gemacht.
Und nun bin ich für ein Jahr in Neuseeland. Immernoch fett. Aber ich habe gelernt mich zu pflegen und nehme auch gerade ab. Ab und zu kann ich sogar ein Mädel mit nach Hause nehmen. Und immer noch bin ich irgendwie depressiv. Wenn ich nicht wüsste, dass die Ollen hier meinen Schwanz nicht in den Mund nehmen wenn ich ihn nicht wasche, würde ich es wahrscheinlich auch nicht tun. Oder mein Boss der die Nase rümpfen würde.

Aber am Ende glaube ich, dass wenn ich wieder in Deutschland bin, mich diese Reise wieder hygienisch gemacht hat. Ich werde bald 22. Das sind nur ein paar Jahre Unterschied Chris. Du kannst das echt noch rumreißen. Und am Ende kannst du dann vielleicht auch den Wert deines Lebens sehn. Ich wünsche dir viel Glück Chris. Da hast die Mittel. Mach was daraus.
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I'm 26 and i have severe social axiety but im not as big of a mess. I got prescribed zoloft for a few years and now im on seroxat. The pills really help give you back the motivation. Have you tried seeing a psychiatrist?
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>>683271355
Why did you start these threads?
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>>683271355
Why ?
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>>683271355
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>Inb4 op is a bum who killed the previous owner of the house
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>>683272314
because i have zero friends and i thought coming to an image board and only posting 1 pic while rejecting all other requests for pics was a good idea, basically i'm just begging for the attention i haven't got since my dad stopped sneaking into my room at night and stuffing random objects up my asshole.
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do you brush your teeth?
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if dubs, will you kill yourself?
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>>683271823
Social anxiety, depression and paranoid personality disorder.

>>683271846
I order it from online supermarkets.
My rooms are clean, I don't use them, really.

>>683271989
I don't smell myself. I got used to my smell.

>>683272005
160 kilograms, but I am 193 cenimeters tall.

>>683272139
Subhuman? That could be my superhero name!

>>683272174
Nah

>>683272248
Ich werde mal schauen. Danke!

>>683272250
My social anxiety is not my biggest issue at the moment. And yes, I even went to a few mental institutions. But they don't really do something for me.

>>683272314
To give some insight. I thought, that people might want to know something about my "lifestyle". And they did. My last thread died with 330 replies.

>>683272509
See above

>>683272560
Too afraid. Also, I don't feel the need to. If I die tomorrow, okay fine. But no need to commit sudoku right now.

>>683272666
Nope

>>683272687
No, sorry
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Was in last thread.
Just came to say good luck. I think you'll get through your depression
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Retarded neckbeard OP, pls kill yourself. You are even bothering us by taking up space here.
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>>683272666
no i'm british.
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>>683272758
Thanks, I appreciate it!

>>683272783
Leave, if you have no other questions

>>683272810
Kek
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More pics pls
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>>683271823
>>683271355
samefag aghahahahahahahah
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What do you fap to? be honest
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>>683272250
Zoloft for anxiety lolol
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Post pic of unbrushed teeth...
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>>683271355
Have you ever played WoW? If yes, which class and till which expansion?
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>>683272754
If you took a shower you would be euphoric and go outside and get a qt gf.
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>>683272940
Ouch

>>683272909
>>683273027
Not right now, sorry
Too lazy
My teeth are just yellow, not extremly disgusting and they don't even hurt yet yay

>>683273103
I haven't
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>>683272810
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>>683273160
Nope. There is more to it.
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Do u clean yourself after a fap ?
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Why don't shower? Really, just turn music on, jump into the shower and enjoy a hour. Life quality will go up 500%, also start using medication, it helped me a lot. I had drugs for motivation, for stress, for concentration...
Good luck bro! It's your decision.
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What does your typical day consist of then?
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>>683271355

Would you take a 1 hour long shower and scrub yourself completely clean if someone paid you $1000?
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>>683271355
OK I understand that your anxiety & paranoia wont permit for you to go outside but why does it prevent you from showering?
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>>683273286
Six months of accumulated shame glaze.
Looks like a moldy krispy kream.
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>>683273426
Money is nit his problem
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>>683273286
There are paper towels, y'know?

>>683273327
Glad you're better
I'll think about it

>>683273426
As >>683273536 said, money is not an issue.

>>683273458
Depression makes me not care how I look
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>>683272754
Oh hey I could be like you too but I usually don't shower for weeks and I go out just strictly when I really need to. I have very similar disorders... Are you on autismbuxxs? Was it easy if so?
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R u virgin
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>>683273625
>>683273426
>>683273536

Okay, would you do it for $1,000,000,000?
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>>683273232
You sound like you have decided to never get better. It isn't complicated. Maybe not easy, but it's simple. You don't have to live like this. There is no magic fix. Is that what you're waiting for?
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what kind of porn do you watch?
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Have you ever been anally penetrated?
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Shower. You have so much time. It's fast. I bet you almost forgot how it feels
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>>683273749
The zoo
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>>683273625
Did you go to a hairdresser? Do you trim? I mean, you hair must have some kilogramms of butter inside it.
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>>683271355

OP why are you doing this to yourself?

i know you have problems but you're just making everything worst for yourself.

today can be the start of a new better life for you.

all you have to do is have a shower. it'll suck for a few minutes but then you'll feel slightly better. then maybe tomorrow you can go outside at a quiet time of the day or night. just walk a few yards from your door and back.

take baby steps every day and you will eventually be ok.
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>>683273695
Why would someone even ask such a question?
These 'would you for 1000000000000000000 million dollars'-questions are so lame.
I mean...if someone says yes to it...wow...nothing.
And if someone says no to it...wow...nothing.
Why even bother asking?
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Do you clean your clothes?
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how the fuck do you get money?
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>>683272754
Did you ever think that cleaning your body might be quite a pleasurable experience? Seriously
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>>683272754
>Completely ignore the point that matters cause I'm such a stupid swine

I'm not an angry person but you don't understand from the perspective of someone who struggles to sustains a family and then there are people like you
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>>683273944
thats a good question!
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i mean i wont shower for 2-3 days, wash my hair maybe once a week but damn
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>>683274042
would you stop posting for a billion dollars?
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M8 I really hope you get better. No one deserve to feel so bad. Hope that all of us telling you to put some effort in feeling better will somehow help you.
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>>683271355
Dude that looks like the soap scum that forms on the sides of my bathtub.
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>>683274168
>No one deserve to feel so bad
yeah, except the people that deserve it.
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Take this from someone with social anxiety and long term depression, taking a shower, or anything really that is for you, be it getting a haircut or shaving, w/e, will make you feel better, if only because you actually achieved something for the day
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>>683271355
Is Mr. Robot worth it?
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>>683271355
how is your hair?

I heard that after 3 weeks or so it stops being greasy and starts balancing itself... Is that true?
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>>683274152
yes.
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>>683274365
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>>683272666
Checkem
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>>683274420
wow.
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>>683274042
Would you do nothing for a million dollars?
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>>683274530
nothing...
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>>683272754
I am 196cm's tall and i weigh <80. Shut up fat fuck and go get a fucking shower.
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>>683274402
Curious about this too. Or maybe OPS head just smells like overpowering scalp sebum.
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>>683271355
Can /b/ possibly decode this to words?
WHMJRGJIXECK
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>>683273161

My teeth are worse than yours. One in the front row is basically completely black and rotten, others are partially black.. worst problem I have with my life.
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Wo wohnst du ?
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>>683274563
You mean like "Is there nothing you would do for a million dollars" or like literally do nothing and get million dollars?
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>>683273640
>autismbuxxs
What are those? If you mean meds, no I am not.
But nice to meet you.

>>683273654
No, used to be good looking when I was a teen. Had a few girlfriends and sex.

>>683273695
I have more money than I will ever spend. So, no.

>>683273734
Nope, i am not waiting at all. I make money, I have an apartement and well, I hate socialising, so I choose not to do it

>>683273749
normal porn for normal people

>>683273810
No

>>683273814
I don't feel like it

>>683273944
I cut my hair once in a while myself. It is greasy, but it's not too bad, and idk why.

>>683273974
The thing is that I don't enjoy living a social life, I enjoy living inside by myself very much

>>683274046
Underwear - every week because it kind of gets wet down there from sweat which rubs on your skin and hurts
T-Shirt and Shorts - every 3 weeks, maybe

>>683274082
No, I don't think so

>>683274092
Everyone has different things to fight for and problems

>>683274168
Thanks, I don't even feel THAT bad, there are people who have it worse

>>683274275
Maybe I am a bathtub
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>>683274702
Its a Scam!
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reading op's replies is the most frustrating thing ever

please just do something to fix your life. jesus christ
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>>683274402
You usually see how balanced they get on homeless people
Seriously guys...
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Tits or gtfo.
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>>683274775
>there are people who have it worse
keep telling yourself that
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>>683271355

Dude, half a year of no bathing? Why? I can't stand going more than a few days without that. Though I do get the not leaving the house. I'm a bit of a hermit, myself.
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>>683274775
I can see how hard are you fighting for your life and happiness and for the people around you.
Wow so brave
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>>683274798
*jesus chris
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>>683274303
But I don't feel the need to achive something
Thanks for your advise, though

>>683274365
God yes

>>683274402
Answered this already. It is gready, but it isn't very greasy either. Just looks kind of darker and well, not clean

>>683274634
k alpha boss

>>683274717
how come?

>>683274732
Schleswig-Holstein

>>683274798
sorry that you feel that way haha

>>683274934
I will, sir.
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>>683274775

you sound like you're in denial about how godawful your situation is.
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>>683274798
>this
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>>683271355
I hope you'll manage to get rid of that social anxiety. Cheers bro
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>>683274798

Not OP, but why? What's the point. Everyone should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't harm anyone else.
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>>683274775
I wonder what "not to bad" is when you refer to your hair. Can I get a picture of hair?
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>>683275147

you quite possibly have the biggest attitude problem of anybody on earth

honest to god, just kill yourself.
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>>683275254
It harms the welfare state you idiot
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Alter. Schleswig Holstein. Du wohnst da
, wo andere Urlaub machen. Wieso fährst du nicht zum strand und springst einmal ins Wasser ?
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>>683275147

I don't really know to be honest. I always thought because I do not brush often enough but all of my corner teeth are partially or completely broken off/fallen out, front teeth are starting to get real fucked too, especially the one thats nearly only rot at this point.. I don't brush often, but you brush never so really, no idea man.
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>>683275254

she's clearly miserable tho

it's just natural to want to help someone like this but she's so unreceptive
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Do you think making up illnesses and self-diagnosing justifies your complete waste of a life?
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>>683275398

Op says he makes money, I saw no reason to assume it was welfare. So, assuming he is gainfully employed and pays taxes, who gives a shit?
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>>683275398
He said he's making more money than he could even spent you faggot
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>>683274798
Why do people allways think he has to "fix" his live?
Whats so wrong with his live? It`s not the norm but he isn`t bothering anyone, he works for his living and isn`t leeching society and welfare for it and he isn`t (physically) ill (as much as i understand). So whats the big deal? There are tons of depressed people out there that have "fuctioning" lives on the outside but no one is telling them to fix it.
Just because he lives alone and stinks, i don`t think there is the need to tell a person to fix something that is not more or less broken then most other lives
I dont get it...
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>>683275254
You're right. OP's living the dream, I'm sure.
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>>683275470

Natural, but also stupid. No individual life matters, so if they don't want to be helped, just let them do their thing till they die.
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>>683274775
>No, I don't think so

seems like you dont do much thinking in general.

really, you are the worst person i've ever heard about. you wanna know why? because you have a shitload of money that could help a lot of people who actually WANT to live on this planet. and you spend it to longer your pathetic existence that brings absulutely nothing.
do the world a favor and either kill yourself and put all that money for some charity shit, or get your pathetic ass together and start actually living for something
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I'm glad you made another thread.

Do you have the impression that most of the strange things that happen in Germany that get into the news happen in Nordrhein-Westfalen?

I had severe depression up to the point i tried suicide twice. This was coupled with one sort of social anxiety. Then i kinda by accident met my wife of today. I would only go out in the dark and only inebriated. Today I still hate going out and socializing. My wife literally has to drag me outside so i leave the house. But today i fear dieing as opposed to when i just hoped to be terminally ill and die on the spot.
So OP do yourself a favor. Just wash yourself. Make a small improvement. I know you dont want to, i didnt want to either. But today i kinda think inlost 3 years of my life during the time i secluded myself from the outer world for most of the time. I am 25 today.
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OP He or She??
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>>683275098
You get used to being disgusting

>>683275100
Sarcasm?

>>683275132
Kek

>>683275177
It is awful, but I am not super sad all the time, I do my thing, watch videos, browse /b/ and get money. And I don't have to face my fears

>>683275249
Thanks, bro
Cheers

>>683275254
That's my life motto

>>683275264
I won't post a pic because well, i have a reason
but it's greasy

>>683275332
too afraid and too addicted to the internet lol

>>683275398
I actually make 4000 euros a month. I am a programmer.

>>683275420
So einfach ist das alles nicht

>>683275432
sucks, dude

>>683275470
*He's

>>683275495
haha sure

>>683275598
I kind of agree with you
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>>683275147
In german or would you recommend watching it in english?
Also- are you self-employed and do you have health insurance?
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>>683275398
>you idiot

You now even deserve suicide even more than OP.
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>>683274775
Thanks, you too. I meant social security benefits... I still think about getting them but I dunno.
I think meds help, I had a very nice therapist but she was more like a buddy that gets paid to hear than any real help, I might try again soon with another maybe I can get better meds this time and someone more professional, because of the meds you could get I'd say give it a shot they might give you good stuff.
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As a person who has gone more than six months without a shower or leaving my house, how the fuck are you so dirty? Do you dance in puddles of your own shit or something?

It takes a lot more than just not showering to get that dirty.
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>>683275598
>no more or less broken than most other lives
And that's exactly it. Most people need to get their shit straight. OP's is just a more obvious example because they made the thread all about it.
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>>683274834
I live in rural Denmark...

It's not exactly a gathering place for place for the homeless...
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>>683271355
Ever thought about getting a hooker?
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>>683275552
>He said he's making more money than he could even spent you faggot

>he said

yeah and iv'e got a few million to spare as well.
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>>683275977
i dont have much respect for hookers but, boy, i'd be so sorry for this girl.....
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What else do you do other than browse /b/ and fap all day to keep you inside for so long?

>Implying that's not all your life is
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>>683276086
Maybe it'll drive the hooker to make positive changes in _her_ life.
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>>683275641
I would answer you, but I am too lazy to think of an answer, sorry

>>683275672
Glad you're better
I'll see about that
Thanks

>>683275732
He

>>683275782
I watch all my series in english
German is kind of a cringe worthy language when it comes to movies/threads tbh
I am self-employed and have health insurance

>>683275830
I walk around bare foot and well, idk.

>>683275977
Nope. It's kind of difficult to explain, but not only my anxiety is stopped me. Loyalty is everything to me and I could literally kill a wife who cheats, who is not even mine

>>683276192
I eat, listen to music, read books. Basically the stuff when you're ill and have to stay in bed.
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>>683276234
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>>683273012
Bump
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OP show dirty man boobs or gtfo
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be my sugar daddy?
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>>683276071
One doesn`t need millions to have more than one would ever spend.
If you live a humble live and spend about 2-3k every month you will get by really nice.
OP makes 4k a month. A guy that never leaves the house, doesn`t take drugs and is afraid of what hookers may think of him (lol - nichts für Ungut Chris).
If you live like that, there is no need for millions.
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>>683275147
The logic in letting yourself deteriorate is kind of mind boggling. If you have so much free time and money why not do things you are interested in? Or make your home into an actual sanctuary and start working out and at least taking care of your self physically and mentally. Then you can slowly start adding basic personal hygiene like flossing mainly brushing does nothing really unless you hate the stains. But you are given an opportunity to actually find out what you like in life and get to experience it. So why do you chooses to just deteriorate in your home? Depression can only be an excuse for so much. Then after that its mostly just will power and finding things you enjoy in life. Also you clearly look for some form of interaction by posting on the Internet. Also if you use tv, video games, or radio you are just getting your human "interaction" over a screen. You are over stimulated by life that you cant get enjoyment out of social experience.

So hopefully you figure something out, life is a strange thing and can surprise you. If you continue to always do the same thing everyday, you will always end the day with the same result. So you repeat everything in the day that ends in depression so the next day will be the same if you refuse to change.

Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom, like even No soap just running water at a minimum?
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>>683276277
>Loyalty is everything to me

what are you loyal to besides your dirt?
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>>683271355
How often do you clean your rooms? Even if you don`t use them to often, your toilett, floors etc. must be reeking in dirt, if you never clean them
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OP is the next Ted Cruz he just hasnt took the steps to find his first victim yet
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>>683272666
The dark lord commands to know.
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>>683276419
>nichts für Ungut Chris
how did you know my name?
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>>683276277
What kind of books do you read?
Last three?
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>>683276277

>Loyalty is everything to me

oh shut the fuck up. you have literally no values
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>>683276713
Ich bin der Schneemann-typ.
Dachte (nach dem 404) ich seh dich erst nächsten Monat wieder, hab dann aber im Catalog deinen Fuß entdeckt
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>>683276514
No soap, no washing hands
But thanks for your kind words

>>683276587
Nobody at the moment but I had many girlfriends and well, you know.

>>683276713
Faking me like a boss, I see

>>683276753
Not really interested in story books, but rather books about programming and psychology (ugh, the irony)

>>683276754
k

>>683276899
haha ja, ein paar leute wollen, dass ich noch einen thread mache
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femanon? looks like a girl's feet
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>>683277074
Do they? Hm, weird.
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>>683274775
Autismbux basically means money you get from the government for being autistic, retarded etc.
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>>683271355
>That feeling when you're so fat you dont have ankle's or any transition from leg to foot
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>>683277055
Yeah i want to stay and read but unfortunately i have things to do. So i will just attend half-assed from now.

But i have another question- do you own your flat or are you renting it. And besides the garden- how many rooms do you have?
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>>683277055
Ever try meditation or sensory deprivation?
Also what kind of electronics do you use on a daliy?

Also, chek'd
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>>683271355
Hey OP add me on kik, wana talk about something. 1DayAt.a.Time
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Pic of body/teeth pls
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>>683274563
I do nothing for free, nigger!
All frickin' day.
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>>683272250
how long you take seroxat?
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What caused this OP? I mean I get that you have social anxiety, paranoia etc... was there a triggering event? Tell us more about yourself.

Do you ever hope to have a relationship with a girl in the future? Do you have family? Do you live alone? Do you have pets? What country are you from?

What do you want out of life, really?

P.S. There are always people who care and are willing to help, when and if you want to change there are people out there, believe that :) Everyone has value. I wish you the best.
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>>683277911

Sorry if any q's are repeats, didn't see other thread.
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>>683275552
That's what happens when you save money on hygiene supplies and God knows the water bill is nonexistent
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>>683277865
Paxil is one of the most evil ssris do not reccomend
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>>683277536
Weird angle, but nonetheless I am fat, yes

>>683277544
Renting, 2 rooms

>>683277608
Never tried meds, no
I use my phone to watch youtube in bed and I use my computer with 2 displays to program and browse /b/, also watching series and youtube.

>>683277911
There wasn't a trigger ever, it just got worse as time progressed and yeah...
I don't plan on getting into a relationshop, no.
I have this thing where I get jealous all of the time even though my gf is loyal af.
No family, living alone, no pets, Germany
I want nothing really, just trying to do fun things inside and yeah...
And thanks! :)
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>>683278277

Have you been to therapy/counselling for your jealousy issues?
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>>683278114
that's why i'm asking, tried it fot about 2-3 weeks, the starting syphtoms were just awful, but it got me kinda motivated i must say....
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>>683278551
Nope. But that's really not my main priority.
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I got respect for OP. Honestly~~
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>>683271355
do you shave?
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>>683278645
Thanks.
Why, though?
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>>683278604

Do you like animals?
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POST MORE PICS!!!
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>>683278714

Do you have siblings?
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>>683278712
Nope, but I never had to, it's quite weird.
I don't really grow hair on my legs.

>>683278780
Sure! But I don't want to buy a pet because I don't know if I could take care of it.

>>683278821
Nope
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>>683272754
Hey op, order some Phenelylzine online. Take that shit and it will kill your social anxiety
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>>683278867

Are your parents alive, do you ever see them?
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well op i read most post...

still, i cant help but find it a bit dumb, and well you ignored the rest of the post as well so thats no different

but true,, you really could just get a shower etc.. and still live like that, just mm ?look better? i guess,

i mean with that money you could build a gym at your home [as in buy some machines to train on, that fit in your house]

i wont change your mind sure,,, but i just wonder why not?? like not just "meh...cause" [or if you write that whatever] but on a more elaborate answer...

like wtf keeps you from getting a "better quality" of life. So you could become some [well you said you were good looking so you probably still would be if you make effort] rich, smart guy who just sit at home and you could feel like.. haaah faggots im all that and you are not

altho i kinda agree that never leaving the house, would kind of defeat the purpose of becoming better, since it would literally worth noting.. unless you yourself care about that... not like you go out to get girls... sooo yee
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>>683278714
Mental issues are rough. Even though your life style is 'odd' you still seem to enjoy life~ wich is solid for such problematic 'problems' (didnt know the correct word hue)
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>>683274168
This faggot decised to feel be like this, he literally just gave up because of his problems, i have problems as well and i want to give up from time to time but still i dont, Op deserves the shit life he is living for giving up.
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Are you afraid of bugs, are there bugs in your place?
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>>683278867
I thought so too! Since then i have a hamster. At age 25. Chuck really doesn`t requires much time and he is a great guy!
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>>683279117
Living like that isnt exactly giving up /yet/. He is adapting. Nor good or bad.
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>>683271355
do you have neighbours? do they know you exist?
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>>683271355
>itt nigger OP gets a cast taken off foot/leg, takes pic and anons are bamboozled

keking my ass of at /b/ now
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>>683278993
Dad died when I was 5 yo. Mum visited me 2 months ago.

>>683279023
It's kind of hard to understand for someone who isn't in my spot. I just don't care, I feel okay and have fun with living a low standart. So I just say fuck it, I am not motivated.

>>683279062
Yeah, I wouldn't say I hate life! That's a good thing, I guess. Thanks for your words!

>>683279117
See above, I enjoy life :)

>>683279119
My place is quite clean. And no, not afraid of bugs

>>683279185
That's so cool

>>683279237
Exactly

>>683279290
They know me, yes, but I haven't seen them in half a year

>>683279332
great, glad you're enjoying my 101% bait thread
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>>683271355
>I haven't showered or left my hous in half a year
Why bother shaving your legs then?
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>>683279617
Not shaved, I don't really grow hair.
Also, read the thread, already answered
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>>683276633
I demand answers!
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how much money you have on account?
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how are you not sick by now?
Like fouled teeth or something from never washing hands after taking a shit (bacteria and stuff)

This probably was already asked, but can't bother to read everything here:
Why don't you wash yourself at all? And I don't mean for looking/ smelling better.
I have depression and some other shit myself and avoid washing myself as much as possible, but I still do it once in a while, simply because at some point greasy hair, too long facial hair and stuff get annoying to me...
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>>683278867
was isst du denn, wenn du ein halbes Jahr nicht draußen warst? Immer nur Nudeln und Reis?
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>>683279537
yeah /b/ never had a broken bone it seems, not had a cast on.

>dead skin from a few weeks of a cast now = months of not washing for 6 months

dumb niggers gonna dumb
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have you ever got a hooker in last half year or considered doing it?
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>>683279951
Nicht OP aber...schonmal was von Online-Bestellungen gehört?
Ich bekomm mit meiner Bio-Box das beste Gemüse vom Bauernhof direkt vor die Tür gestellt.
Läuft super
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>>683279237
that i cant settle with.... adopting.. nor good or bad...

what not bad??

his teeth will probably rot to hell eventually, and never showering will surely have some effect eventually also...

never mind that he WILL eventually get old as well... what will happen then? Like... well,, shit himself or something .. so bad things like that... his life quality will deteriorate to such a fucking level, that he probably would just better be off dead... and all his days will be just suffering from then on... and by then it will be to late to change that

And really... a fucking shower? its not that hard.. he could at least do that, and wash his teeth, noo need to work out or anything,,, but i really cant say

"oh okay, sure dude, your cool.. i hope you like living alone then"... no, i mean i dont care if he do that... but i would not like to meet him [well he wouldnt either ..ahaahahaa..] he probably stinks , he just dont feel it as he said

ohhhh.. and what if something happens.. like a broken arm? huh? i guess that half a year inside will be bye-bye.. unless OP can treat himself.. which i would doubt in a case like this

i mean i dont want to be an asshole, but seeing as OP doesnt appear to be a complete retard.. he is going by a pretty retarded way about this.. getting a fucking shower etc,, has nothing to do with him adopting to..." the situation "... he is just an idiot [in that case]
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I read some chunks of this and it's pretty disgusting reading OPs responses. Like seriously
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>>683279940
Your body makes their own 'cleaning bacteria' since the western society showers so much we dont have alot of it anymore (after a month of not using soap it will be back at full capacity). But you dont HAVE TO shower technically. Once a week is the best tho.
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how do you work from home?
are you a freelance programmer, where do you find your jobs, or do you make apps or something ?
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>>683279852
Oh, sorry. I overlooked that question. I clean them every month or so. Toilet: every week or so.

>>683279895
too much

>>683279940
idk myself why I am not sick tbh
and well, I guess I just gave up cleaning myself because, "why would I", yknow, just like you but more extreme

>>683279951
Ne, wieso? Man kann im Internetsupermarkt bestellen. Habe ja Geld.

>>683280035
Already answered. No.

>>683280240
make sure not to puke on your computer

>>683280308
freelance programmer with his own website, I have many customers
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>>683280203
You got points in there, but the showering doesn matter that much. I assume OP doesnt eat shit for dinner so he should be fine.

The teeth thing is a problem, teeth need cleaning.

And ehm if he breaks something, thats all to his judgement. People live with broken arms not treated. It only regrows terribly haha.
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>>683279537
Hey i just saw that the guy in Mr. Robot also has a little pet. You should get urself one too.
Dsungalische Zwerghamster are lone rangers anyway. They are cute and lieb but it doesn`t bother them if you don`t play with them for days. Just feed them once a day, when you feed yourself and your good.
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>>683280686
I'll think about it! Thanks!
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Ok, hey, du meintest, du seist auch aus Deutschland, vllt hilft dir dieses Forum hier:
http://sonnenblumenkrankheit.org/
Ist nen Selbsthilfeforum ohen Zensur und die Leute da sind ziemlich nett. Vielleicht bringt dir das was :)
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>>683280247
ok, thanks for the answer.

But I once heard about, that when you take a shit, you can get bacteria from your gut on your hands and when you consume them (like not washing the hands and eating something afterwards) they can cause diarrhea or stuff like this.
What's up with this?
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>>683271355
You clip your toenails which is more than I do
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>>683280558
>not showering isn't a problem
You are disgusting fuck mate, for real.
>i assume op doesn't eat shit
He might be tall but he is still vey fucking overwieght.
Basically you are Op's dick cheese sucker.
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>>683280832
You can get every help and tip from me if you want.
If your ham is a clean one he has designated shittings and pissing spots too. So you only have to clean those. Minimalizing the work you got with him. Im a painfully lazy bum but a hamster i can manage. Really gave me something...
If you have some questions about it, ask me next month in the next thread
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>>683281061
Ecoli, its only a thing with major amounts. Also normally I recommend washing your hands after you dump your dump but if you dont wash yourself, even with water, its not a big deal. The tiny amount you might get (microscopic tiny, not a shitstain hue) is not that hurtful. Also your body might get used to it over time.
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meh... OP is like a giant stone/or something tower, you cant go around or anything... it just stand there..

you cant convience him he acts like an idiot, he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with, he just want to... well i dunno, nothing.. just read stuff, and browse 4chan and Youtube forever...

i guess if he would not make 4000 euros but say 400 [just some number,, so low income] things would change drastically ...

as right now... its totally pointless to talk to OP, i mean you could probably tell OP you have everything he got,, but you are not fat, etc.. but what it matter? nothing...

I guess i just keep asking random questions if i feel like it,, or just read on the .. well basically same answers all over again

then again... i doubt OP will keep this up for long.. if nothing else, his teeth will rot to nothingness,, then real fuck time begins
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>>683281369
I will ask you, if I have any questions, thanks!
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>>683281331
Came in here cuz OP presented himself as scum of the earth, and I like to laugh at such things.

OP then uses his threads convincing he's a perfectly able and functional member of society who's faults are only that of being slightly overweight and avoiding to clean himself.

>boring
>fake
>gay
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>>683281331
What a smart answer big boy.
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Do you have a glorious beard?
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OP I'm so sorry that your life turned out this way.
Reach out to people who can help you live a meaningful life.
I sincerely hope you sort out your crippling problems and can finally have a half decent existence.
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>>683281513
>>683281604
Yeah OP is deluding himself; this honestly isn't even something I can laugh at; it's just sad.
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>>683281604
I never said I was normal and functioning, lol.
But sure, It's fake.

>>683281513
This made me think.

>>683281679
I wish

>>683281683
Thanks for your words, I'll see
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>>683281604
>>683281772

OP has or had a broken paw. had cast on, hence the dead skin and foot on pillow.

nothing more, nothing less. it's just /b/tards are too dumb these days to see it
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OP, have you considered to go on some trip? Like to see the world. As i read it earlier, you say you have too much money in your accounts. Its pretty hard to understand for me how could you not take advantage of the money you've got.
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>>683281979
On both legs?
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nice to see you finding a lifestyle that's working for you Anon. I think it's nice that you're creating thease threads. I guess you're suffering a higher risk of certain things but who cares - some people live healthy lives and die in car crashes so fuck it. i wish you the best!
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>>683271638
>give you anon a reason to jerk off.
>reason
>jerk off
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i'd love to live your life, being a freelance programmer - making 4k euro's a month is like exactly what i want.
but I'd take a shower 2 times a week and brush my teeth, you'll regret it later on when your teeth starts to ache OP.
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What do you do for living?
How old are you?
What does your parents think about this?
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>>683282115
There are pretty places to see, I guess, but the anxiety is too much.

>>683282234
Thanks

>>683282313
tfw not understanding obvious sarcasm

>>683282412
Already answered
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So I assume that the only people you saw these past 6 months were people delivering foods, but are they not disgusted by your smell ?
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>>683282228
why not? also you've got swelling due to diabeetus. won't need to wash them soon once you lose them.
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What are you experiencing when youre going out? Like you only have to buy some tickets online, then get a cab to airport and leave the country and get some nice rest, even if alone. You would only have to talk to few people.
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You've said, that you have so much money, that you can't spend it in your life... Why not to buy your fellow /b/ros something on steam?
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>>683282234
lol that guy is satan
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What exactly do you programm?
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Can someone post the important info of OP for those of use who just found this thread?
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>>683271355
And you're fucking fat? Holy fuck, that smell alone would probably fucking kill someone. Fucking filth of the world.
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can ya post a pic of your hand?
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Was Programmierst du genau?
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Why dont you shower?
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>>683275672
Please answer this OP

>Do you have the impression that most of the strange things that happen in Germany that get into the news happen in Nordrhein-Westfalen?

Also:
Are there things you deeply enjoy? Or is it more of a "things to do to get the day over" thing?
I am asking because when i went into seclusion it was more of the latter and it kinda is still today. I have no hobbies today but my wife always finds something to do for me.
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>>683282821
fuck steam I want cash
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what do you think about merkel making your country a mess again?
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You are fucking disgusting

I didnt read any posts on this thread, but seriously, how hard can it be to take a damn shower? There are no excuses for this.
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Don't know if this was asked already but fo you wipe your ass after avin a shit?
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are you following the latest events on hockey championship?
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>>683282681
I actived a service online, so that the postman just puts my package in front of my door and I get notificated by email

>>683282724
thx, doc

>>683282775
hard to explain but yeah, not really motivated

>>683282823
he just has an alternative way of thinking

>>683282830
>>683283125
C++, Java, Python, Ruby, PHP and so on, everything the customer wants basically (if I can do it)

>>683283001
Gimme a sec

>>683283137
Read, my child

>>683283186
I don't really get your first question.
I enjoy programming and, well, the internet in general

>>683283257
I don't really care since I don't go outside lol

>>683283285
if that's how you think about it, fine

>>683283440
yes
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>>683283519
no
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Why don't you try and lose weight?
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Probably was asked before, how do you get your moneys?
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is english your first language?
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what are you most afraid of when going out? like what the hell is going to happen, you dont even have to interfere with other people
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>>683272570
underrated
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How does it feel to be a degenerate fuck?
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did you learn programming languages by yourself on internet?
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>>683281634
Ikr?
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do you still have a great connection with your family or... dunno... they don't talk to you very much?
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>>683275739
Why not just like, not be disgusting? You do realize after you shower you get a natural high right? How stupid are you? You don't get used to it, you just forgot what being clean feels like.
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>>683283530

1. I can understand that you dont go out because you have social anxiety and depression
but why dont you shower?

2. have you ever though of seeking professional help from a psychologist or something?

3. Do you have any family?
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have you tried to smoke some good weed to get off your anxiety?
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>>683283789
Why would I, if I don't plan to socialse?

>>683283864
freelance programmer, customers give me their concept and money and I give them the finished program/website

>>683283869
nope, german is my first language

>>683283901
hard question, i know that nothing will happen but, well... Still, I think people are talking behind my back and I fear to fuck up in conversation or something

>>683284056
books, when I was a teen
and now, the internet to learn new stuff

>>683284064
rarely talk to my mom on whatsapp
dad is dead
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what is your favorite meal and drink?
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>>683272940
Samefag, what's wrong with Zoloft being used for anxiety. Probably 1 billion times better than benzos
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>>683284291
You seem to be confused, you don't lose weight or shower for other people you neckbeard, you do it because it makes YOU feel better. Learn about how the brain actually works. I'm not talking about feeling good about yourself like a confidence thing, i'm talking about dopamine.
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>>683284079
Natural high? If I want to get high, I just order some weed.

>>683284185
1. answered 5 times already
2. been to mental institutions when I was younger, didn't really help
3. no, besides my mum

>>683284262
tried, but it does nothing for me anxiety wise
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What in your life made you stop caring about yourself?
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>>683283530
>the postman just puts my package in front of my door
it will be so weird for you when you'll see someone again

anyway, i get the "i prefer being alone inside" thing but you're still on 4chan which is a website where people go to talk to other people. why?
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>>683284291
Haha, guy on Mr. Robot is on 4chan too.
No wonder it`s full of normies here today

Btw.: What were your Leistungsfächer?
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german? great, so, i suppose that where you live is really cold
that explains the no shower thing
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What do you consider a life worthy of living?
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>>683284454
this
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>>683284472
Wow you are really stupid. It's a different kind of high, how about taking a shower AND smoking weed. You do realize ANYTHING you do while clean will feel 500% better right? That includes being a disgusting piece of shit, sleeping, eating, anything.
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>>683284291
>>683284472
does your mom know about your current state?
what does she say about it?
has she tried to help you?
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>>683284454
This OP, there is nothing more to add
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I think your depression will decrease by 20% if you take a shower
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>>683284631
Nothing explains the no shower thing.
Op is only the shadow of the man it used to be and its his own decision.
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>>683284472
Where do you order weed??
Last site i knew was silk road and as i heard they are down/unsafe today
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>>683284516
I like talking to people, if it's not in person. I'm still human. And yes, it would be so weird.

>>683284503
my mental illnesses and life in general

>>683284672
go take a shower then

>>683284642
a life alone and without fear

>>683284703
she does know
she did care
she tried to help
now she stopped
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>>683284472
do you do any drugs? smoke cigs? drink alcohol?
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>>683284631
its 2016 not 1800, you can have a warm house and have hot showers no matter how cold it is outside
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shit. what would have to happen for you to go to shower? just get in there and clean yourself man. you might be a decent man. now get to shower, clean your shit up. clean your apartament. then get high on some good dank, get out for a beer and meet someone.
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How does your mom deal with you?
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>>683284871
greenroad is the name, i think

>>683284901
sometimes weed, used to do LSD, shrooms, MDMA a LOT but I stopped
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>>683284907
he probably ment that he doesn't sweat as much, cus it's not very hot.
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Have you seen roaches commit suicide after sensing the disgusting blob that is your body?
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>>683285002
>MDMA a lot
there goes ur happiness
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>>683284982

She is probably living in a seperate house, to keep a safe distance
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>>683283530
Don't mention it OP, from Dr. anon.
(pic related)
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are you angry mental illness has ruined your life?
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>>683285143
This.
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>>683285049
you will still be dirty and disgusting even if you havent sweated once if you dont shower for half a yea
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the hand pic...
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>>683284888
What are you so afraid of? And why??? Be as specific as possible. I dont want the standard vauge "life" only response.
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>>683285002
Get clean and take fish oil. I'm not positive if that is actually what changed my life, but like a month after doing that my anxiety pretty much went away and I worked myself up to now be making close to 100k.
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>>683285266
no shit
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Can you imagine how it would be like to share life with someone else? Anyone? Even if it is just a short, mindless chat.
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>>683284888
Yes I just did take a shower, because thats what humans do. Everybody takes a shower, the only ones who don't are schizophrenics or vegetables.
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>>683285374
literally what is he doing right now, anon...
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OP here.
It was nice answering your questions and I hope you had some fun.
I will go eat something now, because I am very hungry.
Maybe, if the thread will still exist, I will answer more questions, but I assume, it will 404.
So, I'll make a thread every month.
Next thread 8th may 6 pm
So people wanted me to

Well, have a good day, I'm out
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Can someone say OP's excuse for not having a shower?
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>>683285676
he doesn't feel like it
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>>683283186
>>683283530

Dann versuche ich es auf deutsch:
Falls du Zeitung liest, liest du mit Sicherheit immer wieder so ein Zeug wie "Navigationsgerät führt Mann direkt in einen See und er ertrinkt". Ich habe das Gefühl sowas passiert mit erhöhter Häufigkeit in NRW. Oder eben was gerade so in den Nachrichten ist, das mit dem Ehepaar aus Höxter (ich hatte bis ich es eben gegoogelt habe keine Ahnung wo Höxter liegt - aber siehe da - NRW)
Hast du das Gefühl auch? Oder ein anderes Bundesland in dem deinem Empfindenn nach besonders viel solcher "seltsamer" Fälle geschehen?

Und nun wieder englisch, da du das wie du sagst bevorzugst:

Are you a regular poster on 4chan or more of a lurker?
Do you frequent other boards except /b/?
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>>683284907
The cold is depressing and usually the days are darker which is also depressing.

Been so much happier since I moved from the Northeastern US down to GA.
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>>683285672
nooo dont go, make threads more frequently
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Does it help or is it bad, when u answer this questions ? I mean these are very Personal questions u get
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>>683285672
Don't fall to the peer pressure OP. Don't shower and let's see what sort of weird shit grows on your body. It's gonna be like a Simpsons episode.

Or the futurama episode where the civilization grows on Bender.
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>that diabetic swulness

nigga you gon lose those legs

kek
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>>683285672
8th...may..?

as in? right now?..

well guess its 8th june
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>>683285783
he just feels like be smelly, dirty and disgusting?
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What kind of music do you listen to?
>>
have you ever tried LSD or any other potent Hallucinogens/psychedelics?
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>>683286047
he meant 8th june
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>>683285989
yeah, but he must put cameras in his house so everyone can watch, including scientists
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>>683286196
Yea, we need more footage definitely.
>>
L i v e s t r e a m
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I am still confused how this idiot gets money? It is either government (hopefully europe so I ain't paying for it), mommy and daddy (please be this so again I ain't paying for it and they suffer with the shame) or from his 'programming job' (which I highly doubt exists but in his mind he is a hell of a coder).

Anyone know the answer?
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>>683286619

i really doubt someone who doesn't shower for a year has the discipline to make €4000 a month as a self-employed programmer. op is full of shit.
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>>683286109
OP said above he has and smokes week occasionally. Did alot of MDMA too according to him.

People who are shut ins like him lie like a motherfucker though. They don't even know they are lying but have lost the normal social blocks to prevent such obvious bullshit.

A friend of mine was a shut in loser like this guy and used to tell me how he was a secret agent for the government and shit. I was all' yeah I am sure you are delta force with your no education and training ass'
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>>683286901
Ya these shut in lie big time.

So it is either mom and pops or government. Is this fucker in Europe? Please please be in europe I hate paying for people that should obviously be dead.
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>>683287070
he is german, as expected
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How old is OP?
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>>683286048
He's said before that he has no motivation and has disorders. I guess he just doesn't feel the need to shower?
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>>683287361
I dont know man, only mentally retarded people or extreme basket cases dont shower for so long
OP says he has a job, can stay alive on his own and he seems to be able to have a conversation
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