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Ask me, a fat bitch who hasn't showered or left the house in around half a year, anything.
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>>683255301
if dubs, sign with "<3 Hald" next to body
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>>683255301
what compels you to live like this?
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>>683255301
Why?
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>>683255301
Where do you get your food from when you aren't leaving the house ?
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>>683255431
>>683255433
Social anxiety, depression, paranoid personality disorder.

>>683255473
I order it online.
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>>683255301

How did you become so disgusting??
Emotionally scared?
Have you ever had a relationship?
Would you let me blow my load in your cunt or would you want me to pull out?
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>>683255301

i'm disgusted, but intrigued, please go on
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you get 1 go at life and this is what you choose to do with it, why?
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What does your house/room/basement smell like?
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Where do you live (state) , and what's your income?
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>>683255301
You going to show us that dirty pussy or what
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If you do decide to wash yourself, are you gona do it with a rag on a stick?
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i'm disgusted

tits or gtfo
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>>683255301
Why are your calves fat instead of tweedledee? If you never left the house you would have skinny legs.

Also, how many cats do you have, amd are you "wiccan"?
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>>683255301
Tits or GTFO

/thread
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>>683255301
Tits or GTFO.
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>>683255301
How come your legs are shaved?
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Show us your cunt!
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>>683255617

Top kek
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Let's see your disgusting cooter, scooter.
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>>683255301
Do you smell rather gross and did you get use to the smell?

Do people visit you?

Do you move around the house much?

Are you capable of being clean or do you just chose to avoid cleaning?

Thanks
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>>683255702
Dis nigga onto something
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Photo of your surroundings please.
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You dont wash but you shave your legs?
Kek
>bullshit detected
Also if dubs post tits
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>>683255301
How do you get money??
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>>683255301
What is the purpose of your life?
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Where do you get the money from?
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How does your pussy smell ?
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>>683255656
>>683255681
>>683255692
All within a minute
KEK
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Tits or gtfo
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What are you working as? Where is the money coming from to order the food
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>>683255301
what contact do you have with the outside world if ever? Meaning mailman, escorts, drug dealers, social case workers, jehovah's witness's etc.
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>>683255301
Show pussy
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if you have a house then you probably have a shower, why in the fuck aren't you using it?
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Do you need help with anything?
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Tits or gtfo
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Why didn't you pulled your toenail off and chopped pinky toe yet?
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Why haven't you killed yourself yet ?
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>>683255820
>doesn't have a nose
>just awful
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>>683255667
> Fat
> Skinny Legs
Nigga what you smoking
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>>683255900

Thank you
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How old are you and how much do you weight?
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>>683255900
Thank you
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Op is kill
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Do you have sex?
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So are you like the guy who died from
sloth from se7en
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How did your time stamp get all the way down there and how did you see it when you haven seen your feet in forever? Sorry for the two part question, I know it creates extra work for you.
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>>683256000
The trips of truth.
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>>683255948
People who sit around the house all day atrophy and end up with skinny calves from a lack of exercise. Basic anatomy, nigger.

>smoking unfiltered Camels; 9 out of 10 dentists recommend them
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>>683256000
Probably a heart attack.
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>>683255301
Not going outside is smart. They can't get you if you don't go out.

Not showering though is gross. Spray yourself down with a garden hose at the very least
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>>683255301

Do you care equally less about the cleanliness of house you live in? If so, and it is derelict, please post pics.

Do you advertised your unshowered asshole on craigslist for $25 a pop? Or how do you make money?

Whats your avatar name on Second Life?

Have you attempted suicide in Second Life or real life?

Pics of your suicide scars requested.

What does your immediate family think of the trainwreck of a life you live?

Are you a juggalo?
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>>683255301
Do you want to build a snowman?
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>>683255794
welfare most likely.
i can't imagine such an abomination to exist in a normal country that doesn't hand out free money to lazy useless to society fucks like this.
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>>683255301
show boobs
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>Be me
>Bored teenager
>At hospital with mom, boring af
>Go wandering, find this disgusting land whale in room opposite
>She's asleep
>Idea hatches
>Get mom to write a 'timestamp' on paper
>Put it next to whale and snap a pic
>Put it on 4chan and claim to be the whale
>Watch as newfags fall for it
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Hey /r/4chan!!! Enjoy the karma lucky poster!!
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>>683255301
Why ask b to ask you questions and u wont answer
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>>683256299
0/10 bait
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Why are you so disgustingly fat? Why didnt you already kill yourself and make space for thin, beautiful people?
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face plz
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>>683255922
Stop using up my precious resources
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>>683255301
TITS or GTFO
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>>683255554
Oh, I will. Just ask me something.

>>683255562
See >>683255531

>>683255547
Just stop to care, the rest will come as time progresses.
Emotionally scared? Yeah, kind of.
I had many relationships when I was a teenager. Since my "transformation" I haven't had a girlfriend, of course.
Please pull out, my belly is big enough.

>>683255568
I don't know. I don't even smell myself.
But my rooms are quite clean, actually. I don't really use them, so there is nothing to clean up.

>>683255590
I am from Germany and I program for online customers. Pays off nicely.

>>683255605
I am male, by the way.

>>683255617
I honestly have no idea. The dirt really sticks to my skin. I tried washing my arm once and it didn't work. I had to use a metal sponge, lol.

>>683255667
Zero cats. Oh, and you make no sense.

>>683255702
I don't really grow leg hair. Never had to shave them before.

>>683255713
>>683255739
Nah

>>683255766
I don't smell myself at all.
No, they don't.
Not much, I just sit in front of the computer all .day long and go to the bathroom once in a while.
I just choose to avoid cleaning, I am just not motivated.

>>683255776
Not much to see, I don't use my rooms often, I just sit or sleep, looks like yours, probably

>>683255794
>>683255862
See a few answers above. I am a programmer.
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I smell bait and see many newfags falling for it.
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>>683255800
There is no purpose to life. Escpecially not my life.

>>683255870
None, I don't open the front door.

>>683255884
Read my other answers.

>>683255898
Nope, not really.

>>683255921
IDK, should I try?

>>683255922
Too scared. Soon, I will, though.

>>683255982
24, 160kg

>>683256048
Hahaha

Give me time, guys. There a fucking ton of questions incoming.
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>>683256521
How do you make money as a programmer without leaving the house? Tell me. I will do this.
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>>683255301
TITS OR G...

never mind...
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>>683256521
>I am male, by the way
WE DON'T CARE

TITS OR GTFO
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>>683255301
Stick fist in puss; pull out fist; ... hold fist under nose and sniff. I now ask you whut it smell like. don't lie.
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What made who you are today
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>>683256069
I may be 160kg and fat but I am 6'4", so yeah. I can still see my feet.

>>683256198
That won't clean me

>>683256211
See my other answers
See my other answers
I don't have an account on there
"No" to both. I will soon, though.
Family hates me, don't talk to me anymore
IDK what that means

>>683256217
Yes

>>683256353
Give me time

>>683256451
See above

>>683256472
Nope

>>683256526
K

>>683256704
There are few websites where you can register as a programmer and then people ask you to do a certain job for them. I also have a website where I try to find customers.

>>683256880
YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY FAT TITS, GET OVER IT
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Sorry. Need more proof. What is your goal for posting here?
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Are you prepared for your inevitable hard attack?
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>>683256999
Checked
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>>683255531
soo i get why you dont leave the house but why dont you shower or eat healthy ?
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>>683256560
your other answers don't answer my question. if you have a shower then why don't you use it? even if you don't go out, don't you ever get uncomfortable from feeling dirty and sweart and disgusting? i don't mean smell, i mean like a "sore" or "sour" feeling like i get in my ass when i neglect cleanliness for just one week.

you know the solution is right fucking there, probably less than twenty steps away from wherever the fuck you sit all day. are you just hoping that you'll rot into a pile of gangrene shit ass and die?
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Can we see your dirty fat tits
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>>683257007
How long do you think it will be before someone finds you after you have a heart attack and die in your filth?
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>>683255900

Thank you. Any chance you have some gardening tips?
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you're a male but in OP you said "Ask me, a FAT BITCH
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What do you do if you are sick and need medical attention?
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>>683256999
Probably my mental illnesses. And just my attitude to try to forget my problems and ignore them till they catch me.

>>683257014
What kind of proof? My goal? Just trying to give you guys entertainment and insight. And I am interested in the questions, I get.

>>683257071
I pretty much don't care. I am in believe that I will never leave my house again or socialize.
So why would I care about my body...

>>683257146
See above
Oh, and I you get used to being dirty and smelly pretty quick.

>>683257149
Not right now, sorry

>>683257182
Probably very long, if they find me at all
Nobody cares anymore and there wasn't a knock on my door in a few months

>>683257228
A bitch a female dog. You're really into dog tits?

>>683257261
I wouldn't do anything. I would probably be happy, if it's something that could kill me, since I am afraid to commit sudoku.
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found your other thread
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How do you buy food
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>>683257474
My height makes me not look THAT fat. Here is a pic.
This is from a thread a few days ago.
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>>683255301
do you regret ending up this way, or are you at peace with it?
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>>683257608
Already answered. I buy it online and they ship it to my door.
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>>683255301
why are you such a disgusting whore
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>>683255301
If you could have a lifetime supply of one type of food & drink what would you choose?

example: Chips & tea
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>>683257702
This is the hardest question yet.
I kind of reget it, but on the other hand, I chose to live this way. I used to be skinny and actually kind of okay-ish looking, had a few girlfriends and even sex.
But, to be honest, I don't want to change atm.
I just want to continue my wasted existense.

>>683257716
Why are you so beautiful?
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Are you covered in shit or what? Even if you didnt shower 1 year you wouldnt look that nasty unless you literally got yourself dirty
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What are you doing for living, how money comes to you?
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>>683257644
oh come on, the average fucking american is fatter than that. put some god damn effort into saving yourself while you're still on your feet and not in an electric scooter you sad piece of shit.
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>>683257830
Pizza with beef, hollandaise sauce and jalapenos.
I dislike coke or sprite, though. I only drink water or water mixed with apple juice.

>>683257890
Why would you know? I wipe my bum, if that's what you ask me. Shit is disgusting. Even more disgusting than me.
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>>683255301
Look Bitch -

Timestamp those tits or GET THE FUCK OUT Faggot
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>>683257453
>there wasn't a knock on my door in a few months
>>683257707
>>>683257608
>Already answered. I buy it online and they ship it to my door.
Soo there wasn't a knock on your door but you are ordering foot?
Sexplain please
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>>683258127
Cool cool thanks
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>>683258089
Already answered 3 times. Computer programmer.

>>683258120
I don't think so, I'll just keep sinking.

>>683258216
I don't know about murica, but in Germany you can set up a service online that the postman just puts the package in front of your door and you get an email.
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>>683258127
I think you're both on an equal level of being disgusting.
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>>683255301
how big is your cock? any cock pics?
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>>683258422
Let's debate that. But you're right.

>>683258464
16cm, I think and no, no cock pics, sorry :(
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>>683257866
Well, you're only 24 so you have plenty of time to pull your shit together. Which is what I suspect you want to do. You're already questioning the point and purpose of what you're doing so you come here to get humiliated and therefore reinforce your self perception as a loser and someone who has rejected society.

Frankly, I think you were trapped in a teenage angst fug that you're coming to the point of growing out of. Try taking baby steps. Just have a shower. It can't hurt.
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How much money do you make in a month?
If you are rich you could get some pussy
even if you smell like shit money can buy everything
you have to be rich otherwise you could not order enough food and drinks to survive
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>>683258636
Maybe one day, but even if I would go outside again. My social anxiety, depression and paranoia would just fuck me in the ass again. That's how it all started, and it will happen again.
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>>683258580
damn, why does a fat fuck have a bigger dick than me ? life isn't fair
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>>683258908
this
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>>683255301
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>>683258821
Don't let the society fuck you in the ass
Just fuck them
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>>683258796
I make about 4000 euros a month. That's quite a lot, you're right. And I could order a hooker, but hehe I am too afraid. I am afraid to socialize or even talk to her.
And I don't order food - I order groceries.

>>683258908
At least you are skinny and not some depressed and afraid fuck.
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how much money do you make in a month? can you help out another loser with 100 euro a month until I get my shit together ? that's all I need to survive in my shitty eastern european country.
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>>683259070
Jesus are you gay? Why dont you both fuck yourselves tonight?
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Have you ever shat yourself whilst not showering?
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>>683258908
a 16cm is no big dick. Mine goes up to 17 if the stars align and im super hard but honestly unless youre 18cm anyhting below that looks almost the same
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>>683259086
See >>683259082
And sorry, but I won't give you any money.

>>683259163
Wanna join us?

>>683259170
No, have you?
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>>683259086
get a job fag.. or sell your pc
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>>683259293
Nope i generally shower if i have
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I was were you are man, 180kgs ,18+ hours of world of Warcraft no job tho so that's a plus on your part, but it gets to a point where you either make a change or you die as pitiful and Alone as you live and I changed . you can too. The dirt buildup I understand it does go with time but you need to wash everyday for a while. I was a worthless sack of shit just like you OP and now I have a deent social life. The key to overcoming you anxiety is to attack it you will see like I did that it's not so bad out here in the sun
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>>683259082
>4000€
That's double what I get a month
You don't have to talk to a hooker she only want the money and you only what the pussy
That could be the one step to get on the right train again
Order hookers and don't speak with them if you don't want to
And one day you will speak with them and it becomes normal
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>>683255301
Lift up your stomach at take a photo
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>>683259515
this
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>>683259417
I am proud of you. How did it start? Were you anxious?

>>683259453
I'll see, but I don't really want to get better atm.
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>>683259515
Yes this
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>>683259515
Defs this
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>>683259417
>worthless sack of shit just like you OP
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>>683256521
alter.
such dir bitte hilfe.
wenn du Programmierer bist und etwas auf dem Kasten hast, dann bist du doch gerade ultra gefragt auf dem Arbeitsmarkt.
Und mit nem normalen Job triffst du auch Leute, die Respekt vor dir haben werden weil du etwas kannst.

Mach dich selbst nicht so runter und lass dich nicht zu einem fetten, dreckigen Blob verkommen.
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>>683259649
You want but you are afraid of trying and not succeeding that's what you don't want to happen
Not trying something is easy but actually doing something is going to be exhausting and maybe won't change anything and that's what you are affaraid about
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>>683259890
That's not true actually, but I see why you would think that. I am not happy outside - never was. I hate socializing

>>683259815
Ich verdiene ja auch online sehr viel
Und sonst, schau dir meine anderen Antworten mal an, ich will gar nicht umbedingt besser werden
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What games are you into?
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>>683260243
None, actually. Never really played videogames. I sometimes watch let's plays, though!
What games are you into?
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>>683260348
Lift up your stomach and take a photo
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>>683258413
How much do you make per year programming computers?
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You intrigue me hopless/sucidal anon
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>>683260348
Wo hast du programmieren gelernt ?
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>>683259293
Not the same anon...anyway here's what I think of you: how the fuck does a useless fuck make that much money. I am young and healthy and make 200 euro in a eastern European shithole, I need to make sacrifices when I eat, I often pick nuts/seeds so I have some extra to eat, and when the weather is shitty I need to get more blankets instead of just turning up the heat...And there are many more sacrifices I need to make.


At the same time, you just sit on your fat ass and waste away, literally a useless human being. Your only value is the work you do, other than that you bring nothing to the world.

I struggle to make the lives of my parents,grandma,girlfriend just a little better, with the money you spend on food I could make the world a better place, hell with +300 euro a month I would start a family ,help out all my friends and live a comfortable and frugal life. With + 200 I would make the world better for a lot of people and with +100 I wouldn't kill myself worrying so much about what tomorrow brings.

So thanks for being a fat privileged fuck, I can't put into words the contempt I feel for you. Your only saving grace would be to donate part of your saving to charity...or kill yourself. I don't know what would be better for society and the world.
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Are u circumsised? If not does the unwashed cock head look?
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>>683260348
I haven't been playing games as often as usual. But i got into Skyrim for a while and the fallout series, sometimes playing csgo from time to time.
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>>683259365
feg, I have a job but I am still poor. and my 512 ram PC is worth nothing.
>>683259293
>>683259086
well sure, you need all that money for food...pathetic.
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>>683255301
kill yourself fat white bitch devil
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>>683259082
Wtf? How many hours a day do you work? How many days a week? Please point me to this website where you get programming jobs. I want to do this.
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>>683260649
>start family on 300 euros a month

Kek, ok bud. Youre full of shit.
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>>683260649
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>>683260906
>>683261041
+ 300 euro, I make 200 euro a month. This is eastern Europe you idiots. Of course, you would realize that if you could read.
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Scrolled all this way and no nudes. Fix it, OP!
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>>683256521
>I tried washing my arm once
>it didn't work
>it
>didn't
>work
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>>683257644
Hi Sandra
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>>683258821
That still doesn't explain why you haven't taken a shower. As sad as it is, I suppose I can understand why you've chosen to live in such isolation, but that does not explain deciding not to clean yourself....even if it isn't frequently.
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How about TV Shows/Movies? What are you into/like?
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>>683260394
No, I don't want you fapping to my penis

>>683260570
4000*12=48000

>>683260576
Awesome, post any questions you have, it's getting kind of quiet in here

>>683260589
Habe ich schon als Jugendlicher gelernt, durch Bücher, dann im Internet weitergebildet und Sachen dazugelernt

>>683260649
Jealous bait, not gonna bite into it, even though I am fat

>>683260680
circumsised, still smells horrible

>>683260735
Sounds fun

>>683260763
It's funny how fast you change from nice to angry

>>683260793
I will, soon

>>683260877
I am not registered on freelancer websites anymore, I have my own website and I work 9 hours a day, 6 days a week, but programming is fun

>>683261208
Scroll again

>>683261225
I giggled. Nah, for real, though. The dirt is one with my skin kek

>>683261307
Hi Thomas

>>683261328
I just don't care how I look

>>683261368
Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Mr. Robot, not really into movies
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do you watch anime?

how was school/where did you go what did you do?
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>>683261225
Kekd so hard
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>>683261540

please post more pics of bodily filth. show me your dirty places.
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>>683261540
Nice good selection, What are your pc specs?
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>>683261199
Right. I dont care where you live, you cant start a family on 300 EU a month. Fuck outta here with your lyin ass.
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>>683261540
What's your websites name?
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>>683261556
No, I don't. But I watch let's plays of visual novels sometimes.
School was, well, not easy for a depressed and anxious teen - I often stayed at home, but I had good grades, I am not dumb, just have a lot of problems

>>683261731
Intel Core i7-6700K
16GB RAM
Nvidia GeForce GTX 970
1TB SSD

>>683261716
No, I am shy :)
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>>683261540
>I giggled. Nah, for real, though. The dirt is one with my skin kek

Tbh you're nowhere near as much of a scumbag as a thought. Like the not washing thing is weird but there at least five people in my *very* small school (<500 students), and you seem pretty alright personality wise.

I kinda wish i could...help you? You seem like an alright dude.

But yeah, they'res a dude whose last name is Ranck (which is hilarious) who actually is stained from head to toe. He is white but is darker than most mestizos. He has white patches on the back of his knees because they rub together and the dirt comes off.
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>>683260649
And now u sit here and complaining like a small fuckin child. Learn how to pogramm, get out of Your shithole and stop complaining. Pathetic.
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>>683255301
How old are you?
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do you have any desire to socialise, even just by playing online games etc?
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Schulabschluss?
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OP plssss tit pics

I want
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So which family member molested you?
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Do you want to shout me a plane ticket to germany? We could hang out drink some beers? I have family in essen i would like to catch up with too
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>>683261935
Nice you have quite a line up.

Have you ever had any illicit drugs before? explain
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>>683261935
at least youre not a weeb, my man

when did the mental illnesses start? like what age maybe? did any of your relatives have the same problem?
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That's not dirt, that's scabies op
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OP I demand you to open a thread every month so we know that you aren't dead
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>>683262441
Yes OP DO THIS
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>>683261540
>>683260649
well, I guess you are just amazing at finding "bait". It's just one of your skills. And of course I am jealous and angry, assume for the second that what I say is true, wouldn't you be angry?

You represent one thing that I hate about western culture. In a different world I could have been a programmer and have just your life ( - the being fat), many of my problems of feeling helpless and poor could have been solved...but instead of being born in the west, I was born in a shit country. I had shit teachers, my parents are good people but shit parents, I had shit opportunities,shit friends and so on.

Now it's to late for me, even in the best case scenario I will never had a life as good as yours. Of course I feel contempt when you trow your life away. 5-10% of the money you make(each month) could completely change my life...yet you don't give a shit about what you have and what you had that made all of this possible .

I guess it feels good accusing me of bait, even if it is...I tell you ,there are plenty of people that feel like this towards you.
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Used to be like you. Now I have a job, a boyfriend, 30kg lost (still 20 to go), and generalky speaking i'm out of depression. Do you wish somthing similar could happen to you ?
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>>683261902
you are a retard. Minimum wage in my country is 200 euro a month. My girlfriend makes 200 euro a month. My comment was about having 300 euro EXTRA so 200+200+300=700 euro a month.

you are just to stupid to read or think for yourself, or a troll.
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>>683255948
You haven't seen enough fat. You'be really never seen the diff between fat people with small lower bodies and those with lower bodies that actually look like they belong to them. Maybe its bc im a bbw admirer - skinny leg bbws aregross
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>>683262508
lol with defeatused betas like you it's no small wonder your country is such shit.

i just bought 150 dollars worth of "gourmet" chocolate online nom nom :O
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How much money do you have
There is no way you spend 4k every month
on how much money is your fat ass sitting
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>>683262508
Cry somewere else. Goddammit. Isn't Akabur from eastern Europe? Oh well! He has money! And he is not even particular great artist/programmer.

Das Geld liegt auf der Straße du Depp.
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PLEASE POST PICTURES OF YOUR TITS AND PUSSY I LOVE FATTIES OMMG MAKE ME CUM
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>>683261914
Sorry, because of obvious reasons, I won't tell you the domain

>>683261949
First of all, thanks! You seem chill too.
And I heard of that dude, I think I'll never beat him in a "who-is-more-disgusting"-game, sadly.

>>683261987
24

>>683262009
If I don't have to socialise in person, yes. I like texting and I watch youtube. People are cool, in general, but well, I choose not to interact in person.

>>683262086
Praktische Informatik studiert, also Abi mit einem 2er Schnitt

>>683262186
I don't want to talk about that :(

>>683262200
That's nice of you, but I have to pass. I hope you catch up with your family, though - and Essen is a nice city

>>683262230
MDMA, LSD, Magic Mushrooms, DMT, Salvia and I tried morphine a few times. But I don't do drugs anymore. Taking psychedelics was fun though, I recommend it

>>683262286
My relatives have no mental illnesses.
It started in my early teens.
Got more paranoid and shy, to a point of just struggling to go to school every day, but I went and even went to college. Hard times, though.

>>683262310
No, trust me. I remeber times in which I was clean and my skin is fine.

>>683262441
>>683262499
Haha, okay - I will!
Let's see how many threads I will be able to make before I die

>>683262508
Well, life is not fair. Get over it or keep posting, I don't really care. I just wanted to share some insights.

>>683262660
That's great to hear! But atm, I don't want to get better. Kind of hard to understand, but oh well

>>683262701
Haha, enjoy when it arrives

>>683262774
A lot of money. 39000 euros, I think.
(That one anon who flames will get so mad at me for that line)
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>>683263025
Sorry about the molesting comment, the dirty and not feeling clean seem to go hand and hand.
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>>683262701
>>683262828
very intelligent comments here...I see you guys have a really deep understanding about politics,philosophy and so on.

This is what "privilege" really is. You losers having more than hard working people simply because you where born in the right place at the right time.
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>>683257644
You said "bitch" you sick fuck, go kill yourslf, die in shame, I hope when they find you its your family forced to break in, in the midst of your squalor, with your corpse propped up against a wall, face rigid with you last moments of ecstasy, surrounded by used tissues , jav rape porn still on repeat at max volume on the screen in front of you, with rotting semen creating and unbreakable fusion between the decaying flesh of you hand and your cock
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>>683255301
>>683256521
>anxiety
>social herpa derp
>muh mental illness is at fault

Whatever, you bitch. Hope you rot in misery.
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Wie war dein Abischnitt genau?
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>>683263174
if you let me fuck you in the ass everyday until you can't control your bowels anymore i'll pay for your citizenship here and even pay for your college
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>>683263174
There are pleanty of people worse off than you that would say the same shit about you
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>>683255301
Kill yourself disgusting piece of shit.
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>>683263025
I am not "flaming" you, just like you I am sharing insights. Are you insights more worthy because you are fat or rich? and yes, 40k euro could help out a lot of people. I told you, ignore what I say, I'm sure it hurts your ego...but at least do something with that money, look some charities and donate, you can make the world a better place.
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>>683263174
Complaining about that makes it nit better. Go to work u lazy fuck.
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>>683255301
Post tits faggot
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>>683263174
notice this guy has nothing to say for finances and economics except "wah wah i'm suffer i'm bad lucks". I bet your parents were great people but you were just a whiny little shit. Your dad probably busted his nuts for you to have a semblance of a life and you turned on him like some sort of monster
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Fcking fgt complaining about 700€ a month .. Think about people in Africa with nothing ... And its not OPs fault that u are born in the wrong place
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not a question really but anon you seem like a nice guy. i hope you really think about trying to change before resorting to suicide. even if it's just calling anonymous helplines and shit, just see if it at least helps.
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>>683263410
>says how bad society is
>recommends charity

Well now you have proven that you are an uneducated shithead.
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I call 'generic tumblr girl' b8

>prove me wrong OP I wanna be
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>>683263347
that's different, those people are too stupid to care and understand what's happening. They say "oh well" or "allah wills it" if they are Muslims... I learned English by myself, I read history,philosophy and others, I understand the unfairness of the world and how certain people/countries etc are being fucked by the elites. That's where my indignation comes from.

If I where an idiot from some village, I would accept working on the fields,having some kids and dying...but I'm not like that.
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>>683263193
Nice edge bro
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>>683263025
Not hard to understand at all... when you stopped caring, it does not hurt enough to make you fight against the problem.

Hope some day you start crying like a baby in the middle of your day because that will be the first seconds of your new life.
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>>683255301
>>>683263410
>>says how bad society is
>>recommends charity
>
>Well now you have proven that you are an uneducated shithead.


Nice one m8 thumbs up for this
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>>683263508
Seems like someone is projecting their own insecurities onto random people on the interwebz to make himself feel tough. Don't worry kid. Your dad only thinks you were mistake.
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>>683255301
Why?
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>>683255301
Why haven't you killed yourself yet ms piggy
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>>683263731
Instead you are on 4chan to make your life more valuable. Nice.
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>>683262508
Hey, sour cunt, guess what. You can move with no problem. This is coming from another Eastern European.
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>>683263784
type in English faggot
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>>683263778
I'm sure you paid off your own school education with hard work faggot. Fuck off you imbecile.
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>>683263826

Stfu
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>>683263961
why don't you and him get gay/trans married and move to london for free benefits?
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>>683263193
You should get into writing, you're creative, I like that!

>>683263200
Why are you so angry?

>>683263329
2,1

>>683263347
Read the thread, dammit. I will, one day.

>>683263410
Nope, I will keep my money and I don't say that you should stop posting, do whatever you want, I am not even mad, but I don't care.

>>683263651
I've been to a few mental institutions, but they couldn't really help me. Maybe I'll change, but right now, I just feel like sitting here, in front of my computer. Thanks, though! You seem nice aswell!

>>683263689
Just read the thread, I am not trying to bait anyone, I'm just sitting here and sharing some insight to those who are interested in well, a "lifestyle" they are not used to.

>>683263774
Haha, yeah let's see. I haven't cried in a few years, though

>>683263825
Read thread, already answered

>>683263826
Read thread
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>>683255301
tits and gtfo
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>>683263977
You sure showed me. lmao
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>>683264126
what the fuck are you saying?

can anyone understand this euro?
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>>683263442
>>683263508
I work 40 hours each week + overtime. That's the whole point you idiots.I am not lazy or stupid.
>>683263581
I make 200 euro, you can't read.
>>683263581
It's his "fault" his is shitting on all the opportunities he has.Nobody force fed him. He has the money for professional help if neede,d yet he does nothing.
>>683263658
what's wrong with charities ? It's either that, or he uses his money for nothing.
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>>683255301

Alright faggots. Since I know none of you go to fucking church, and you probably need something to do in between jerking off to traps and shaming the fuck out of this dumb fat bitch. Come join my group chat on Kik. We don't care who you are. What you like. Just come join and bullshit. Share some boobies, tell us some stories. Come have a good time. We only ask that you have a profile pic(we don't care what it's of), and that you be active.
If you have a modded Kik
>#Kektimus
If you need to be added
>Message ChiefArdy
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>>683256299
You're a teenager and you need your mom to write a timestamp? You are as retarded and useless as the land whale.
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Just saying, if you're really gonna kill yourself, I could use the money. I definitely wouldn't kill myself.

>>683264067
Cause I'd never live there. It's a disgusting place and all my money would go to taxes to feed single mother hamplanets who feed their chubby babies beans on toast with a greasy sausage plopped on top.
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Aus Welchem Bundesland kommst du?
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why are you like this? any "in depth" explanation ? Are you happy ?
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>>683264214
lol 40 hours each week. Wow guy you sure are busy working mcdonalds highschool kid part time job hours.

my offer still stands. I assfuck you daily for the rest of your life and i pay for your college and citizenship in the greatest country ever known
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>>683264214

Charities are scam
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>>683264195
>
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>>683264214
do you consider yourself intelligent?
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>>683264459
Everything is a scam.
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>>683264414
>lol 40 hours each week. Wow guy you sure are busy working mcdonalds highschool kid part time job hours.
What's the point of life if you work more than that, it's basically voluntary slavery
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What do your parents think about youre lifestyle?
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what is the dirtiest part of yourself?
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>>683264314
it's free benefits though man. You also get to treat people like shit and be racist as fuck against normal people with no consequences.

seriously if i didn't have goals in life or i had some sort of severe mental disorder i'd move to the UK and just make it my lifes effort to destroy the country from within
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Deliver more pics OP
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>>683264214
It is hilarious that people are actively mad about your life choices. Like who gives a shit? do your own thing.

I do hope you do deliver on your promise to make a thread monthly. this was fun
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>>683264541
compared to the those who would envy my life ( Africans whatever) yes.
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>>683264560
the point is you work hard for a few years then enjoy the benefits it grants you later on. Its that simple.

work hard, get money, have fun

stop listening to the millennials/socialists
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>>683256164
>9 out of 10 dentists recommend them

I see what you did there, I liek dis
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>>683264516
you should post with pictures more or learn english sinces its easier to understand you like this
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>>683264728
>who gives a shit that society is wasting money keeping a fat lazy slob alive
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>>683264842
>sinces
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>>683264315
Schleswig-Holstein

>>683264359
Well, I've always been shy and kind of paranoid. It got more intense as the years progressed. Times were fucking hard, struggling everyday, but I graduated college and now I make good money.
The reason for my isolation is just me trying to escape life. I just sit inside, in my own little bubble, kind of depressed, anxious and paranoid. I don't really know how to explain it, but yeah.

>>683264563
At first, my mum tried to visit me, but I didn't open the door. Now, half a year later, she doesn't care anyone, she doesn't call, and I am completly okay with that. She probably is very sad, though. My dad died when I was 5 yo.

>>683264589
The "darkest" parts are my feet and my wrists. My neck is dirty too. But I think the grossest part is my penis and my balls.
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>>683264886
not even a complete sentence

i'm telling you use more pictures otherwise you stop making any sort of sense
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>>683264759
but not more intelligent than the average german?
because there are two people who say that life makes no sense, the stupid losers and intelligent people who got it
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>>683264615
Seriously, that's fucked up. I'd never participate in that, not even taking advantage of it. I'm hardworking and honest, I belong someplace else. I wanna help build a better place, not further ruin a swine place.

>>683264765
>the point is you work hard for a few years then enjoy the benefits it grants you later on. Its that simple.
So you're saying I get to have a break when I'm already old and ruined from things like not resting enough or not getting enough sleep? No thanks, I'd rather just not bust my ass and work a normal amount, while having enough time to myself. I barely spend any money at all as it is. I'm extremely cheap, I buy second hand clothes and get things on discount, don't smoke, drink, or even drink coffee.

Fuck your lifestyle, man. If it works for you, good, but I doubt it does. You can't keep a relationship, a friendship, you can't take good care of yourself, just in the name of having extra money for something stupid like a better car or shit. I know your type, I used to work with people who worked two jobs at the same time and they were all idiots. They'd constantly be saving up money for stupid items like iPhones or a big TV. Get a hold of yourself before you notice you've wasted your life slaving away.
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>>683264958

>I think the grossest part is my penis and my balls.

We need a pic dude
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>>683264958
your dad probably looks down on you with such shame and pain in his eyes for cosplaying as jabba the hutt 4lyfe

how much attention would people have to give you for you to be satisfied enough to save your own life?
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>>683255301
Lose the weight,get clean in time and you might still catch a dick.
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>>683265180
Nah, bro

>>683265195
Yeah, probably.
And I am not doing this for attention. This thread will 404 eventually and I will just chill alone again. I hate attention.
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>>683265139
so why are posting from a computer like some sort of disgusting pig? how much of your blood and sweat did you give those slave drivers for a computer?

you don't even follow your own logic
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Wie war der NC für dein Studium ?
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>>683265373
you don't hate attention otherwise you wouldn't be posting here. You want attention because you see normal humans on your TV and wonder how it would be to be in their place. Imagine how proud your parents would have been if you hadn't blobbed yourself out.

such incredible shame
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>>683255301
If you are still there and it has not yet been answered:

How often do you change your clothes and
How do you clean them? Got a Waschmaschine in your Wohnung?

Also:
Whats the deal with your parents? Dead? Dead to you? You to them?
And
Do you own your flat or are you renting it?
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>>683265402
Did you even read what I wrote? I wrote that you're working too much, not that you shouldn't work at all. A computer can cost you anywhere from 100 bucks to 500 for a good, new one. Which is what, a week of minimum wage work in America?
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>>683264958
Do you think that by reaching out to anons on 4chan you're starting to realize that maybe social interaction not matter how disconnected is something that you do actually want is perhaps this is the first in many small steps towards a positive change for you?
If not, why even post here?
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Any Reallife friends? Maybe from university or School friends ?
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>>683264850
My taxes go to a government that hasn't accomplished anything useful in 25 years.

If any of my money has gone to welfare to fund anyone like OP, i'm glad it went to him and not some nig-nog shooting up.
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>>683265592

Read some posts above he wrote about his family situation
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>>683261041
Newfag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggmcZJwcNTE
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>>683255301

How easy is it for someone who doesn't speak German to find a Computer Science related job in Germany? (Is there some kind of job listing site?)

Do you struggle with simple everyday routine stuff because of your weight? (Does your face get all red when you tie your shoes, etc..)
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>>683265373
Do you have a discord? skype?
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>>683265456
2,7 - glaube ich, bin mir gerade nicht mehr so sicher

>>683265516
Just wanted to give a little insight :)

>>683265592
I am still here
I change my underwear every week, I think. They get wet, it rubs against your legs and it starts to hurt
I barely change my T-Shirt, Shorts - every 3 weeks, I think
And yes, I have a washing machine

Already answered the situation with my family

>>683265634
I like talking to people online, but I don't plan on going outside and talking in real life.

>>683265642
Had many friends, but I isolated myself and now, they're gone.

>>683265868
if you don't speak Germany, I don't know - you'll have to research by yourself, sorry
And I am not that fat that I am disabled. Posted a pic somewhere, I am quite tall, so yeah
But my face gets red when I tie my shoes, but I can do it on my own, like a big boy

>>683266128
Nope, just kik and whatsapp, which I rarely ever use
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>>683265606
i built my computer myself friendo. It costed 800 dollery doos and at most 2 days of hard work. Nobody but you would think i'm working too much. I'm cleaning my firearms (that i bought with my slave money ; _ ;) on a relaxed sunday before i walk my dog (that i got free from someone elses slave money). In 6 more years i'll retire from one job and get another then retire from that one and live like a lazy fuck for the rest of my life while you continue to complain of your "meager earnings" and "working too much" until life starts to leave your eyes and you finally realize you spent the entirety of it complaining

tell us all how much you think people should work.
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>>683255301
Do you like black cock?
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>>683266551
No, do you?
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>>683266268
your life is ultimately as meaningless as his and how you spent it won't matter. congrats on nothing
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>>683266223
oh one last question

how easy is it to get weed in germany? especially for someone who only has a "solid" understanding of german (I know like 2/3 of all of the grammar of your devil-speak but i know like 5 words.)
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>>683266642
thanks i worked hard for it
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>>683266668
I have never spoken to a dealer
So, i don't know, sorry
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>>683266668
i think you get free weed for turning in your nearest jew there. ha ha no seriously though germans are racist as fuck. It's probably one of the only countries that legitimately needs all these social justice warriors like merkel
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>>683266826
I agree, there are racists in Germany.
But a good 80% is against those racists and hate them.
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>>683257644
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>>683266797
okay maybe one more question.

I don't understand the whole complex of low-middle-high german. Being in Schleswig-Holstein, how much do you hear Low German? how intelligible is it? Is there any english equivalent?
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>>683266223
you're only 24. it's not too late to change your fate, Anon
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>>683255301
>>683255239

>>683262424
>>683262424
>>683262424
This happened
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>>683255301
Nudes for dubs
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Show your big fat belly
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>>683267041
but the racists are the ones with weed.
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>>683267134
I don't want to though

>>683267127
I don't really get what you mean, explain further?
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you still have time OP, when you succeed you'll only ask yourself why you didn't start sooner
best of luck
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>>683267356
Haha no

>>683267383
Thanks for wishing me luck
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>>683255301
In welchem Bundesland lebst du?
Falls du in Hessen wohnst und nächsten "Winter" noch lebst, bauen wir zusammen einen Schneemann.
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>>683267357
why? I'm genuinely curious.
are you a felon of some sort? You have money, seem decent enough, you can probably afford help with your mental issues.

why surrender so early in the game?
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>>683257474
kek
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>>683267472
hmm i guess black people and hipsters aren't the ones selling pot in germany. Thats odd as fuk
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>>683267605
Ich wohne in Schleswig-Holstein also wird daraus wohl eher weniger, aber nettes Angebot

>>683267649
I don't enjoy living a social life, never did, never will - so why change? I answered this question a few times already, more detail above
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>>683255301
how do you eat
does your body just live off your fat?
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I don't want this thread to end
I want to keep hearing from OP
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>>683267649
I'm not OP, but I had a German friend. He was about as fucked up as OP, did the same job, tried fucking girls, tried being social, got drunk a bunch. At the same time he did indeed see a psychologist. It did jack shit for him, basically. So you're really overestimating what money can do for you in terms of mental help here. The only way you can get well mentally is if you yourself choose to do so, no psychiatrist or psychologist can force you, no drug can make you heal. It's a choice you have to make every single day, over and over.
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>>683268102
That would be awesome, but no.
I eat pizza, pasta and other things I enjoy.
I order from on online supermarket. They deliver everything to my house.

>>683268128
I'll be fine, dude. Glad you enjoy the thread, though

>>683268192
I agree
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>>683267986
Können wir einen festen Termin für deinen monatlichen Thread haben?
Wäre gern von Zeit zu Zeit dabei.
Und...würde gerne für dich beten, wenn er mal nicht mehr erscheint (der Thread).
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hey OP,

wollte nur sagen, daß ich fast genauso gelebt habe für eine Zeit (letztes jahr nur zweimal aus dem haus gewesen)

pass auf deine körperliche Gesundheit auf. Du bist noch jung, aber in ein paar Jahren könnte sich das rächen.
Mach sport, soweit es in den eigenen vier wänden geht.
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>>683267986
there's still hope, OP. I hope you change your mind on ending your life

or at least take all that money and go on some kinda sick world-wandering adventure before you check out. Maybe it'll change your mind.
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Don't you think it would feel nice to take a bath or a shower? Did you enjoy swimming/water in general as a kid?
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>>683268352
Okay, does the 8th of every month, 6 pm sound good?
I am not religious, but thanks for praying for me

>>683268401
I will take care. Thanks anon

>>683268425
I'll think about it

>>683268454
I fucking loved swimming and diving as a child/teen. Damn, I really want to go swimming again, but there are people there and I am a fat fuck. Oh well...
But I never liked showering/bathing - but I did it.
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>>683266612
Why so defensive?
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>>683268717
That wasn't meant to be defensive, I just wanted to know, since you asked me too
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>>683268678
Is the 4000 a month after taxes?
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>>683268962
yes
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>>683268678
Sounds good!! Thanks man
And im neither...but im kind of a buddhist one would say. I like the thought of many gods of nature and if they can bring my good wishes for you to you, that would be nice. If not, i have used 5 minutes of my life for a good thought. Still nothing lost.

Btw.: Im about 3/4 through the thread, so i may have overseen it but have you given us a name?
And if not- would you?
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How long has it been since you spoke to your mother? Does she reach out to you through the Internet or text?
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>>683269241
I haven't given you guys a name yet.
You can refer to me as Chris, my nick name. :)

>>683269322
Last contact with her? 2 months ago when she visited me
Now, about once a week a few messages of small talk on whatsapp
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>>683267357
Ich glaube der redet von "Hochdeutsch" als "high-german" und glaubt, das hat was mit der Lage (Nord-Süd) zu tun
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>>683255301
Can you make a new thread? I just entered this one.
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>>683269599
Do you reply? She still loves you and I'm sure she won't give up on you. You're gonna get through this rutt. I don't think you truly want to die.
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>>683269937
What do you mean truly?
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>>683269785
Oh, well heh

>>683269787
If the interest is still high, which I think isn't, sure, but I don't think people still have questions

If this thread 404s, I'll make a new one - just search for the word "shower".

>>683269937
Yes, I reply, but I contact gets less and less - and that's ok too
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>>683270125
Haha, I wish I was this beautiful.
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>>683270199
So you're a girl?
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>>683269599
Allright Chris. Termin im Handy gesaved.
I hope i can be there every now and then. And IF i will ever be in Schleswig-Holstein on a snowy day and you are still around, we will build a snowman.
I think i could try bringing a great bag of snow to you and we could build it in you bathtub/shower. You would have to order the carrot for the nose.
Or do you have balcony/garden?
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>>683270262
Nope. Read the thread
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>>683270315
Man, you really do like your snowmans.
I have a garden, we could build it there
lol
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>>683270032
I think your just depressed with suicidal thoughts. I think if you wanted to give up you wouldn't have made this thread, or reached out at all. What makes you work and continue to support yourself?
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