Tell us about your most fucked up sexual experience that you haven't told anyone. Bonus for greentext
>>683249887
I just recently had a threesome at a massage parlor in Japan.
>>683249979
how much? was it worth it?
>>683250074
15,000 yen. Eh, it was alright. They knew what they were doing for the most part, which was pretty cool, but it was just weird. Like they did a lot of shit I wasn't used to at all.
>>683249979
>be me
>be cuck by day
>Cuck other cucks wives by night
>doublecuck
>>683250204
They do that nipple thing... So awkward.
>>683250291
nipple thing?
>>683250204
Nigga where was this? Which city and where?
>>683250291
i like the nipple thing, it is awkward at first but after a while it's just
>>683250291
yeah, exactry. This Thai girl was licking my ear and shit, and went down and started kissing my neck which was pretty hot. Then she went down further and I was like
>shit yeah, blowjob time
Then she definitely started sucking on my nipple. Didn't feel good at all.
>be 25, fat balding grad student
>only have had sex with hookers (still true 7 years later)
>browsing backpage one weekend
>nothing good, try and call a girl I had seen the previous week
>she can't come but recommends a friend
>sure why not
>get a call from the friend about 10 minutes before she was scheduled
>"anon I just noticed I'm spotting, is that ok?"
>wonder what the fuck spotting is, say yeah still come
>she gets here, not bad looking but a negress
>I pay, she says we have to fuck on a towel
>kind of weird but I roll with it
>we start fucking, notice a smell start to spread through the room
>can't cum because of smell, she starts getting pissed
>accuses me of being on cocaine(???), says she's leaving
>I look down at my dick (couldn't see it very well during sex, because of my fatass gut)
>blood everywhere
>loudly exclaim what the fuck
>she says "I fuckin told you, what'd you expect"
>she leaves
>throw towel and sheets in the garbage
>take longest shower ever, vow never to fuck a nigger or any girl on her period again
>>683250328
Ah so they didn't do it to you. Nevermind
>>683250380
Fussa, Japan. Military bro here
>>683250431
Idk pal, I'm just not into breastfeeding
>>683250291
the nipple thing.... yeahhh..... so good
started getting the wife to do it when im cumming.
>>683249887
>I eat my own cum regurarly...
gf doesnt know...
i let a girl stick her finger up my ass during sex. When she pulled it out it had a decent sized hunk of shit on it and she got really pissed, called me disgusting and we never had sex again. What the fuck do you expect? It's an asshole.
>>683250455
you're a retard, that's all there's to it
>>683249887
Alright, i'll bite.
Fucked an aboriginal girl without a condom while on holidays in the Gold Coast, Australia. Doesn't sound as fucked as that, will greentext.
>Be me
>20 year old male, living on the Gold Coast
>Was doing something called 'toolies', a.k.a crashing the parties of people who had just finished high school, even though i'd finished like two years before.
>Walking down the main strip with friend, racing on speed.
>Come across these two fucking drunk girls, probably like 17-18
>Mate and I ask if they want to walk down the beach and have a drink.
>They can't really respond, incredibly fucking wasted, but pretty much get out "yeah, woOOOOOOOO" and like trying to cheer but failing miserably.
>Pretty much carry them 100 metres or so down the beach to a quiet spot.
>Try to chat with the white chick, she's not having any of it, again, can't even talk properly.
>Start chatting with aboriginal girl, she is not better off, but something like "I just need to get fucked tonight"
>Dunno why I thought she was even fuckable, horrible looking abo girl
>Pick her up, say something like "I can do that" and just carry her a few metres from my mate.
>Pull her skirt down, she doesn't resist, but again, pretty much can't even talk.
>I pull my dick out, and literally just ram it in her throat
>She gags heaps, and just throws up
>I'm still horny as fuck, the gagging had just helped heaps.
>She's bent over vomiting, so I just pull her panties down, and just push it in.
>She's moaning, and like vomiting sort of, really weird combo, but is grinding into me, so I think she's into it (hope).
>I only pump for like a few minutes, then I just pull out and grab her hand, and force her to just take my load in her hand, and rub it all over herself.
>Pull my pants up and just left her.
Long winded, but meh, i've been drinking
>>683250488
Only 15,000 yen?
Shit crazy!
>>683250455
How was that the niggers fault?! You fucking moron, you brought it on yourself. If anyone, says they are spotting before a fuck, and even if you don't know what the fuck that means, SAY NO. I mean you didn't even ask what that meant.
You deserved it.
>>683250455
so what was the smell?
I got fucked by a horse once.
Can provide details.
>>683249887
came in my little sister's mouth.
>>683250666
>>683250666
trips of truth.
how does it feel to be a faggot
>>683250738
She was black.
>>683250730
yeah that's why I did it lol
Bitches in Tachikawa wanna charge 10,000 just for a handy. That shit is through the roof.
Fucked this tranny in nyc
>>683250699
>>683250699
before sex always clean up, take a shit first and clean your whole body
>>683250708
abos are fucked cunt what you thinking?
>>683250738
the irony/metallic smell of blood mixed with the overwhelming stench of nigger cocoa butter.
>>683250733
i assumed it couldn't mean anything bad, and didn't want to risk asking something that would reveal my status as a pathetic pseudo-virgin.
>>683250699
KEEEEEK
>>683249887
Fucking a single mother and later realizing that her 6-year old daughter had seen the whole thing.
>>683250825
i do, but I don't go spelunking up my own asshole to completely clean it out. I only care about the outside because I'm not expecting my asshole to be involved in the sex in any way.
>>683250733
wrong dickhead, spotting in black people can mean Vitiligo or revitiligo in white people.
>>683250847
Yeah I wasn't, again, was flying my fucking tits off on speed, dunno what the fuck was even going through my head.
>>683249979
Dreams man dreams
>>683250936
>>683250936
if you take a good shit you won't have that problem
>>683250699
Oh god that gave me a chuckle
I also got a rimjob from some married girl. I'll try to keep it somewhat brief.
>met a married girl through okcupid
>turns out she just uses the site to find fuck dates
>has a husband that works all the time and is sort of a dick to her according to her
>long story short I go to their house when her husband was on some business trip
>turns out this girl was looking for revenge on this man in the most disgusting way possible
>she told me to degrade her in every way imaginable and that she wanted to brush her teeth with my cum on her husbands toothbrush
>basically I got to get my ass licked, got to fuck her ass, got to watch her brush her teeth with her hubby's brush and my cum all over it
>she even spit in this mans liquor bottle as a gift for when he gets back
>even got to pee in her mouth
Slut was an absolute freak and I only fucked her twice. She gave me an update and I decided never to really talk to her again after that. Her husband had no idea.
>>683250433
>Exactry
You're already picking up the accent
shemale things
>>683250708
not bad. good for you
rim plus
>>683250788
Im not a faggot... its just hot as fuck...
>>683250822
what the fuck Lloyd!
>>683250746
go on... m or f?
>>683250455
How the fuck didn't you understand what she meant by that ? It was pretty obvious anon, what else could it be ?
>>683250995
yeah
Japanese is actually not a difficult language to learn
>Responded to craiglist.. Get into place, hear her from the kitchen, take a look around..
> Looks like mess... disgusting.. she comes out, 6/10..
> Sit on couch, told her to blow me, afraid of scabies biting me on this filthy place...
Pic 1 I took before she showed up
>>683251097
>>683251097
eating an other dudes cum is more hot
There's no thing that I haven't told ANYONE, I know pretty perverted people and we're quite open about our experiences. Here are few things I've done that only few know of: I've watched dog lick woman to orgasm, then had that same woman give me bj, get her hand covered in my cum and watch her dog lick her hand clean. I've had dated woman, get her lick my asshole, fuck me in the ass with dildo and give her cunnilingus while she had her period. Few weeks later I started dating babysitter she used to watch her kids while we met. There's tons of other examples as well, including 3rd base action with my cousin etc etc...
>>683250877
Why didn't you look it up dumbshit?
>>683251206
pic 2
>>683251143
i don't know man i thought it was some nigger slang for, idk, being high? I just wanted to fuck I probably would have even said yes if I knew what it was. Although I probably would have just opted for a BJ than go through what I did.
>>683250708
sounds class mate
>>683251268
>>683251206
last pic
>>683250822
ufff,thats tough. but intriguing . greentext?
>>683250904
how come. please more details on this one
>>683250455
dude a real captain also travels the red sea.
>>683250949
Yeah, no shut the fuck up. Nobody besides your self thinks that.
OP was bound to get diseased from fucking any escort anyway, regardless of their race. He's a fatass who paid the price for not actually trying to get real women.
>>683251234
but that starts to be gay...
>>683251206
she like jagermeisterit seams... Deutschland?
>>683251157
>Japanese is actually not a difficult language to learn
are you fuckin kidding me?! japanese is horrible to learn! only viable option is to live with a japanese family for a couple of months AFAIK
>7 years old me, on my home from school
>pants slip all the time, mom bought next size, said I'd grow in
>no belt
>pull up pants every 100m
>some guy stops me, asks if he could help
>me like wat?
>feel his hand on my balls
>anon that pant's too wide he said
>pulls back my foreskin, other hand goes to my ass
>gives me few strokes, fingers my hole
>pulls out his dick, asks me if I want to touch him too
>me like no sir
>he cums on ground
>thick sperm, never seen this from a dick so I thought he was ill
>start crying, dude leaves
>going home. pokerface
still gives me the creeps thinking of it. he could just have strangled me in some shrubbery.
>>683250877
Probably the smell of your unwashed rolls aswell you fat degenerate.
>>683250989
why did you stop?
>>683250708
>sex with aboriginal without condom
Hope you got your hepatitis shot
>>683251513
Yeah, was in Trier...
>>683249887
>be me
>take 2 mdma pills
>Turns out they half mdma/half speed
>Go out clubbing
>Meet girl at bar and hit it off
>Shes a 9/10 or maybe im just cooked
>Go back to my place
>Things starting to get hot
>She strips and gives me lap dance
>Raging boner
>Grab her throat and force her down onto her back
>Rip her dress off in sexual rage
"Wtf anon this is a new dress!"
>Put one hand over her mouth an one down her panties
>shes pissed off still but shes wet and i can tell shes into it
>Start rubbing her clit and shes moaning hard
>"Fuck me anon"
>Flip her onto belly and spread her ass cheeks so i can see her tight little asshole as i fuck her
>Start playing with her asshole as i fuck her
>Shes moaning harder
>"Damn man ive never been with a girl who is into anal"
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Slip my finger into her ass and she lets out a little gasp
>"Im not sure anon ive never done it before"
>"Dw slut its ok"
>Put tip into her hole and she grabs the sheets hard and goes tense
>"It hurts anon, can we just do regular for now?"
>"It gets better trust me"
>Push my dick about half way in and she moans in pain
>"Stop anon i dont want to"
>Shit her asshole is bleeding now from my willy
>Push her face into pillow and hold it there as i push deeper inside her
>Shes crying now saying it hurts so bad and she wants to go home
>Thrust her a few more times but then stop as im not into this whole painal shit
>She tries to squirm away
>Grab her legs and oull her back down onto my dick
>Her pussy is dried up by now but its okay
>Use ass blood as lube
>She starts swinging at me
>Scratched my eyelid almost blinded me
>That it cunt you are done
>Start hatefucking her hard as i can
>Shes wriggling around and all sorts now
>Eventually gives up and accepts her fate
Still crying
>Curled into a ball as i come up behind her in a spoon position
>Start fuckin her again
>"Please stop anon"
>"Not much longer im going to cum soon"
>cum inside her and cuddle her to sleep
>>683251549
Well it must be easier for me then because I live here.
>>683251126
M
Was a Clydesdale stallion at a friends farm.
It was about 14-15 inches, flared like hell. Came to about a pint to a pint and a half inside me. Was sore for about a week. Had stomach problems for a month
>>683251572
Because fucking her wasn't simply about fucking her. She seemed to want revenge on her husband more than anything. The guy was probably cheating on her. I also felt kind of guilty allowing her to do that shit with me.
>>683251591
Craigslist work in Germany? I always check, but never found interesting adds or real ones .. a lot of fakes
>>683250455
KEK
should have looked at the definition
Not her fault
>talk to guy on grindr
>looks hot
>decide to meet up, go to a pub first
>he looks like his pics
>speaks like a retard though
>really bad lisp
>literally can't understand a word he says
>decide fuck it, start downing drinks
>almost start deciphering what he is saying
>go back to his place
>he cums really quickly
>continue sucking him off
>he cums again
>I only cum after a while
>got out there as fast as I can
>he still messages me every time I login to grindr
at least he had a nice big dick
>>683251274
You paid the price whitebread. I don't know if your vow will change anything though, considering you still couldn't fuck anyone that you didn't pay from then till now... So I guess it's only normal to use nigger in every other sentence when you've had an experience that came from your own stupidity and lack of situational awareness, but refuse to fully shoulder the blame.
Carry on.
>>683251701
what's your native tongue?
>be 23, living at home like a faggot with my mom
>aunt has a 10 year old daughter that she brings along for vacations down here
>always have lots of alone time while her and my mom fuck around away from home
>slowly build trust, testing her limits etc
>ask her if she's ever done anything with boys
>she says "like what?"
>say something like "i don't know, has anyone ever touched you "down there"?"
>"no anon"
>drop the subject for a while, sitting on the couch a couple hours later
>asks me to show her what I meant
>shit bricks internally, weighing the potential prison time against what she's asking
>long story short, after a lot of insisting that she can never tell anyone, I finger her a little
>do that for a while until she asks to see what my "thing" looks like
>figure we've already gone this far, whip it out
>put her hand on it
>suddenly phone rings, mom talks about bullshit for like 20 minutes, cousin loses interest
>reemphasize the no telling part, insinuate that if anyone finds out her mom could get in big trouble for letting her stay alone with another adult (stupid, but it's easy to trick kids)
7 years later I still freak out when I see a cop car going by the apartment. I just hope she has repressed the memory and never gets the urge to report me. We hardly ever see or talk to each other anymore. Still kind of wish we could have gone further though.
>>683251720
How do you get a horse to fuck you lol
>>683251979
English
>>683251995
very carefully
>>683251975
Newfag detected
>>683251822
this!
CL in germany is 99,9% fake shit
>>683250708
Hahaha. Just dawned on me anon. That's pretty well analogous to the way the brits treated every natives people wherever they went for centuries lol
>>683250708
Nice work anon
>>683251980
You're fine bro, there's no way they can do anything now. After 7 years there's no way they can prove anything
>>683252065
I'm quite an oldfag actually, but just like pointing out when someone endangers themselves and proceeds to make a stupid vow instead of vowing not to fuck escorts in general.
>>683249887
>match with crossdresser on tinder
>semi drunk, really horny
>decide to meet said CD
>get to his/her apartment, ring door bell
>"Door is unlocked, just come in"
>IT is sitting on the bed wearing white underwear, high heels and a wig
>start making out
>OMG SHE HAS A BEARD
>start sobering up, panic mode engage
>it pulls down my pants, start sucking the D
>sucks for like 5 min, cant get hard
>apologise, pull my pants up and gtfo
never again
>>683252221
yeah I know, but just the accusation could ruin your life, or at least the relationship with your family.
>>683252044
Can yu tell us more about it?
>>683252014
>English
english?! japanese is not supposed to be easy for you!! :D
how did you learn it?
did you take classes in japan?
>inb4 japs can't teach languages, not even their own!
>>683250455
>>683251454
This. It's just a bit of blood.
>>683252280
she was black though, that blood could have been lethal.
>>683252096
Not just Germany m8. US is the same way in most of our cities. I have fucked like 6 girls off CL and the trick is to be really persistent about checking all the time and emailing people that are actually legit
my girlfriend once shoved both of her fist up my ass
I once held hands with a girl. Then looked her in the eyes and told her I loved her.
I accidentally punched punched a girl in the eye right as I was cumming
>>683252350
good point
>>683250708
oh god, dont be a toolie mate
>>683250738
His dick
>>683250877
>didn't want to risk asking something that would reveal my status as a pathetic pseudo-virgin.
protip, they already fucking know
>>683252399
you sick fuck. MODS please ban this degenerate!
>>683252270
I take classes at our community center. Taught by Japanese people who can't speak English very well.
It's surprisingly easier than expected.
>>683252234
What's with the escort hate? Who cares how people make/spend their money
>>683251645
You raped a girl, anon.
>>683251111
checked
Entourage is the shit
>>683252482
oh, he most definitely raped a girl. I think he knows that.
>>683252482
Welcome to /b/ newfag
>>683251580
>>683250708
Nah mate he's gonna get donovanisis.
Endemic sti in indigenous australia
Dirty rapey faggot you fucking deserve it
I fucked my friends mom and let her piss in my mouth
>>683252435
yes, I found that out not long after that experience. I fell for one of the regular whores I saw a lot, she had me tricked into thinking we were "dating". Like she'd ask me out for dinner or something, no charge, but I'd have to pay for dinner and every single time she'd be like "I have this bill due tomorrow, I'm 100 short could you help me out? I'll totally give you a free session some other time". (she never did)
I eventually asked her to quit being a whore and move in with me, which caused her to start laughing, said something like "why would I want to live with a fatass bald guy that looks like a child molestor"
I still tried to call her because I was/am that pathetic but she stopped picking up.
>>683250877
>overwhelming stench of nigger cocoa butter
It's funny, how when you're on vacation in the carribean or bvi, that smells sexy as fuck.
But back in a filthy urban shithole city back home, it's nauseating.
>>683252561
Entourage is absolute garbage
>>683252615
story?
>>683252482
Oh, I think he knows that. He most definitely raped a girl.
>be 23
>get drunk and have no real friends outside of work
>call up old guitarist from band I got kicked out of because weird situation with drugs (they liked a certain drug, I didn't)
>tells me he's living with drummer and drummers gf in 1bd gubmint house
>go there
>drummers gf is hamjupiter
>drummer says he can read her mind
>we all get wasted
>drummer and guitarist retire to bed
>hamjupiter and me cook hamburgers in kitchen
>hamjupiter drops to her knees and wants to suck me off
>remember how I got kicked out of band because I didn't do cough syrup
>unzip pants
>hamjupiter blows me and I toss pieces of burger in her mouth every so often
>hamjupiter wants me to fuck her
>look for lube and only find olive oil
>lube average dick up with olive oil and stick it in Wisconsin's asshole
>bf reads her mind and comes into the kitchen as I'm pumping into a fat ass and tossing cooked hamburger meat into her mouth
>drummer cries
>whale shoves me down and cries
>I eat a burger while they argue then put my pants on so I can leave after they make up
Fucked a big fat chick in the ass with olive oil as lube while her boyfriend cried.
Grew up without a dad and my mom was a druggie who abused me, both sexually and physically. She had a handful of boyfriends who did the same. The worst times were when the guys forced me into a three way. I didn't get fucked or fuck anyone though, so I just remind myself it could have been worse and I feel a little better.
I gave a guy a blowjob yesterday for $150
>>683251645
Fuck that's dark
>>683252640
True. It's trash for trashy yuppie douchebros.
However, there are a shitload of trashy yuppie douchebros, and they need tv to watch too, so this is excellent for them. and they all gravitate here eventually.
>>683250799
underrated post
>>683252768
m or f? what city?
>>683252399
That's sick, anon.
You are a sick sick man.
>>683252821
Male in brisbane
>Be me go to fuck-spa for shits and giggles
>start talking to girl once i've paid and got "comfortable"
>know enough chinese to flirt with her and ask her how long she has been here
>says about 1 month
>she was fresh meat
>get the tableshower treatment she starts playin with my butthole/dick/balls feelsgoodman
>go back to room she pulls out condom puts it on me with her mouth blowjob for a few mins
>get her on bed start plowin her brains out missionary
>tell her to flip doggy style and start pounding away again while rubbing her asshole a bit
>she is loving it mid fuck start using index finger to rub butthole and thumb to push condom forward as i pull out
>get condom completely off and push it inside her with my dick
>eventually blow load inside her and hold her in place real tight till i get softer
>pull out and pretend like omg the condom came off when i pulled out
>she is mad
>i leave and never go back
>was a good night.
that good sirs is how you get away with no condoms at an AMP
pic related looked a lot like her
>>683252716
the mental image of you feeding her like a seal while she sucks a cock
priceless
>>683252735
are you anon or femanon?
>>683252811
Why don't they just kill themselves instead? Seems like a more logical solution
>>683252992
I'm a guy, sorry to kill your boner.
>>683252924
did your dick fall off afterwards from the STDs?
>>683252468
Don't hate escorts. I just think the guy is a faggot not realizing he endangered himself twice in one day. Through an escort and through accepting the fuck.
Instead he just used the experience to hate nigs when he literally asked for it.
>>683252994
They will, in causing drunk driving accidents.
>>683253082
Sounds kinda fucked up to get forced into a threeway
>>683252934
Sometimes I fap to it and then become ashamed almost immediately. Not because she was dating fagdrummer but because, well, you read the story.
Other tImes I hope I run into her.
>>683253082
what did you have to do in those threesomes? watch?
>bipolar me, super manic and popping prescription pills like candy
>go out with some friends, get super wasted
>last memory is vomiting in the taxi on the way home
>wake up in the middle of a threesome
>rapey rape with two would-be mates.
Worst part? They were like cumulatively a 4/10
Actually the real worst part was that neither used a condom and they gave me chlamydia. Fuckers.
>>683252924
>>683252924
that's not funny at all.
where do you live? i might be in your area soon (planning a trip anyways) hoping to kick your ass while i'm around
>>683252482
Yeah i know.
It gets worse though. The next morning i stalked her fb and found out she had a boyfriend.
So i called her and told her if she ever tells anyone what happened then id tell her boyfriend she cheated on him and that i had a hidden camera in my room to record to whole thing as proof
I didnt have a hidden cam lol but nobody has ever mentioned it so i guess she took the bait
>>683252399
You disgust me.
>>683250877
You buy hookers. Your status is pretty fucking obvious.
>>683251645
I'll take shit that never happened for 200 alex
>be 23, still in college
>get invited to a freshman girl's (sister of a friend) house party
>felt out of place drinking with all these freshmen, but I was pretty popular that night since I brought all the beer/liquor
>get fucking trashed
>puke in her fat indian girl roommate's bathroom
>must have thought I was home because I got in my underwear and jumped in her roommate's bed
>wake up after a couple hours, being blown by fat indian girl
>she's naked, I can't believe the amount of hair on her body
>start feeling weird in my stomach, think it's just because i'm about to cum
>nope, time to puke again
>puke all over her chest, run to bathroom leaving a trail of puke
>try cleaning myself up, but end up passing out on the floor
>door was locked, she apparently kept trying to get in to clean the puke off of her
>wake up feeling not too bad
>check phone, it's 10am
>look around, realize how much trouble I'm in, puke everywhere
>pray everyone's still asleep, try and sneak out
>get into living room, see fat indian girl and her roommate along with two big guys all glaring at me
>i start getting screamed at
>guy grabs my throat, tells me to clean up or they're calling the cops
>I clean up my dried puke off the bathroom and bed/carpet for like an hour while they all watch in silence
>girl says if i ever try to come over again she'll have my ass beat, never talk to her again etc
still haven't spoken to her, this was several years ago. I am sure she has told tons of people, but fortunately I haven't seen any real consequences from it.
>>683253137
Oh ok fair enough. I've been to a few escorts in between dating different gfs, I don't really mind them at all, but I took the time beforehand to actually get familiar with escort and women terminology.
>>683253106
nah she was legitimately new only been in america for a short time and was obviously young like barely leagal and super tight.
Have been to doc since clean as a whistle. Worst part is i kinda hope she got preggers just so i can say i got a kid somewhere from some foreign girl who doesn't speak englis. odds are she didn't tho.
>>683253309
As a BP1, I call bullshit as prescription pills would stop you from being manic.
>>683253322
Lol look at this faggot
>>683252620
That's because the Blacks over there are actually mellow and chilled. Sedated almost. So it isn't a negative thought your brain links when you're at the beautiful views of the carribean.. Wish they were all like the carribean ones
>>683253200
I was pretty much for his pleasure, not hers. I had to do some stuff with her, but the guys were the ones who ordered me around.
>>683251274
So ignorant, you've used the word "nigger" in each of your posts. Maybe your immaturity is part of the reason you can't get laid
>>683253322
gets mad at me doesn't get mad at the guy who gets all jacked on speed and assrapes some lady
>>683253564
nigger spotted
>>683250708
How's it feel to be a rapist
Once had sex with a girl that had boarderline personality disorder as well as many, many other issues. She was literally insane, currently institutionalized.
I normally never stick my dick in crazy but this chick was painfully hot. One of those girls that posts a photo on social media and an hour later 100s of comments from creepy dudes her fathers age. Perfect c cups, tight waist and legs and ass built from squats and yoga.
The sex was utterly mind blowing, had to use a condom as she admitted to several std's recently ( super slut is the only reason I got to fuck her) but still amazing.
Then It happened. The thing that taught me, don't stick your dick in crazy, no ifs and especially no butts.
She was on top of me riding me while doing this small fast hula hooping motion as she ground down which was unbelievable. Then she decided she was an owl.
I shit you not. Nothing kills a boner like a girl hooting 3 inches from your face flapping her arms screaming at you to tell her how good of an owl she was. As amazing as she looked and felt I started to get soft. She then looks me dead in the eyes and said in a completely sad and fearful voice "If you go soft the owl is going to kill you"
I don't know how I stayed hard, fear boner maybe? Whatever the case she fucked me until I finished then I literally ran when she climbed off and said I had a few minutes to recover.
She scream laughed as I ran out of her house completely naked holding my pants. If I ever make a horror movie that screaming laugh will be in it, it literally haunts me. I dream it, regularly.
TLDR Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>683253564
Subhuman nigger get the fuck out (And I'm not joking, I'm serious)
>>683253640
>spotted
nice callback
>>683253539
Was she in on it too or was she in the same position as you?
>>683253564
Either b8 or newfag, either way kill yourself
Last week I pick this "handycap" chick I knew from like 8 years ago. She gave me the meanest head and I end up fucking her like 6 times, she squirted hard in my cock. Now I might have so STD because my urinary track hurts as fuckkkk
>>683253473
>>683253473
not using a condom is fucked, you're endangering others and not accepting reality
lets work together to end STD's as a whole, instead of being fucking retarded.
once we finally get rid of these diseases we can have condomless fuck fests until we are all raw and destroyed
>>683253704
>>683253741
>being this angry
>>683253322
Why don't you come to SC so we can meet and you can blow me?
>>683253469
Undiagnosed at the time, was prescribed a lot of lorazepam by a doctor who was probably just as cocky as you. Bite me MD.
Arrogance has consequences in the real world.
Also fuck learn some psych jeez it's lucky you're doing physicians training maybe reconsider and do pathology
>>683253675
fucking kek
>>683253797
condoms are fucking terrible and we are certainly not going to "wipe out" STDs with condoms. I would rather not have sex at all than have to use a goddamn condom and I know plenty of people who feel the same way.
STDs will be eliminated through advances in biotech, not by wrapping your dick in a sausage casing
>>683253675
>borderline
Yep, sounds about right
>>683253797
Then petition for companies to be more proactive in viral treatments so we can kill of viruses with medicine/other engineered viruses/nanomachines instead of whining on /b/ like a little bitch
>>683251980
Sick fuck hope she does report you kill yourself
>>683252716
Top fucking kek
>>683253909
> being this new
>>683253298
Watch, touched her vagina a bit, and sucked on her tits (weird as fuck, but not my choice). The guys had me jerk/suck them and they did the same to me. They touched me all over too, it wasn't just confined to my dick. Sorry if my details are a bit hazy, this happened over a decade ago when I was <10.
>>683253783
She's ugly af
>>683254018
So fucking new
>>683254003
THEN THE VIRUS JUST EVOLVE AND BECOME MORE DEADLY YOU RETARDED FUCKBOYS, SERIOUSLY I HATE YOU ALL.
>>683253927
Don't have to do any training when it comes to bipolar. I'm unmedicated and live with this shit. Stop trying to be special just because you're a tard.
>>683253971
oh please, they aren't THAT bad. Maybe if you're using those free ones or cheap ones that are thick as fuck, but if you spend a little more it's not so bad. Still not as good as no condom, but definitely enjoyable. I use trojan ecstasy usually, they cost me about 3 bucks each but are worth it. Also check out the polyisoprene ones
>>683253675
Kek, ty Anon
>>683251980
Trust me, she remembers.
>>683254105
> common core
>>683249887
got drunk and grinded on a friends lap until his dick got hard. Never fucked.. we're both guys.
>>683253675
sounds like the perfect girl.
>>683254042
It's not like I'm the faggot that snowchimped out
>>683254145
Or just find a clean girl and convince her to get an iud then fuck her raw every night. You kids are fucking retarded
>>683254119
>unmedicated
ok so you're either very very mild in which case good for you
or you're a very stupid person
if you're a practising doctor with untreated bipolar affective disorder you are literally putting people's lives in danger. that has got to be the most disgusting shit i've seen on 4chan. and that's saying something.
>>683253729
She touched me outside of the threesomes, so she was fucked up too. I wasn't old enough to really "contribute" anything, so she sort of ignored me during her boyfriends' visits.
>>683254054
How old were the guys and girl?
>>683254169
i don't really give a shit if she does or doesn't, all I care about is whether she's going to tell anybody. I also kind of worry about blackmail, but she's still young enough that I think threatening her/her family could still work.
>>683254119
>no training
lol guys here's the graduate of the worst medical school in north korea
>>683249887
>be 13
>have 13yo gf
>be at my house
>timetolosev-card.png
>start fucking
>door opens
>'the fuck is this anon!?'
>dad is pissed
>gf leaves
>dad sits on my bed
>gives me talk
>calms me down
>caresses my upper body
>wtfdad.gif
>'dont worry, I'll cheer you up'
>forces me to lie down
>takes off his pants
>Fucks my ass
>blood everywhere
>leaves as I weep for the rest of the night
>next morning
>my mom got scared
>She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I used to stick the handle part of a hair brush in my ass while showering. When I'd cum, I'd pull it out rapidly and put my fingers inside to feel my prostate tense up. I almost got caught once
>>683254246
Do the tears come out of your pussy as well?
>>683250877
>didn't want to risk asking something that would reveal my status as a pathetic pseudo-virgin
hahaha fucking delusional
they think you're a piece of shit already m8
>be me 18yo getting black out drunk at bosses birthday party
>chatting up bosses 7/10 daughter
>procead to pass out
>bosses 7/10 daughter passes out next to me at the same time
>wake up to feeling get blowen
>start trying to finger bosses 7/10 daughter
>success i am finger bosses daughter.
>she leans in and wispers in my ear how we should go back to the bedroom
>open my eyes cause still getting blowen
>find bosses 3/10 daughter sucking me off with the intensity of a porn star in heat
>not sure of what to do my penis makes its mind up
>start hooking up with 7/10 and see if she sees
>she does'nt
>blow in 3/10 mouth and wave her away
>wound out passing out again with 7/10 half way through.
>>683254180
That's fucking HOT. GIVE ME MORE ANON
Be me
20 y old
Meet a girl 18
I was a Virgin but lied and told to her i had a gf.
After Kissingen she told me to put off her bra i fought approximately 2 min but haven't made it and she opend it
We fucked. I came in 2 min
Felt beta AS fuck
>>683254382
so you don't learn obgyn either?
what shithole medical school did you even attend fuck go kill yourself faggot
>inb4 obviously lying
>>683254154
Well I'm glad other people can enjoy the story. I considered going to therapy over it but the dreams kinda dwindled after a month or two, not nearly as scary now. Still though. That fucking scream laugh...
when I slept over my dad's house I'd sneak into my stepsister's (both 14 at the time) room and take out either panties or more commonly a 1 piece bathing suit I liked and take it to the bathroom. I'd jerk off in it and sneak and put it back.
I did wake her up putting it back once, but managed to play it off like "oh I thought I left something in here earlier, don't worry, go back to sleep".
>hanging out with this chick
>horny af but can't go home because family visiting me
>decide to do it in the car
>middle of the night, need to find a desert spot to bang
>find one in the middle of a public parking lot
>can't barely see the outside
>do the job, put my pants back on and start the engine
>start moving on a wild headlight appears just behind me
>wtfisthisshit
>move a bit further sirens light starts
>it was the cops
I don't know for how long they were there, what they've seen. They were cool after all, just asked us to find a motel next time.
>>683254265
My mom was twenty when she had me, I'm not sure about the guys though. One guy I remember was pretty twinkish though. Fairly sure he was just a faggot though because he didn't really do anything with my mom from what I can recall.
>>683254245
having a stable, long-term relationship isn't hipster enough, these faggots need a different sexual conquest story to tell their hipster faggot fucking friends every week. then have the audacity to whine about the sores on their dick from fucking dozens of random whores
>>683254347
>>683254481
Not the same person, you just sound like a pussy SJW newfag cuck
>>683254313
Sound exactly like the man that molested me. Only gave a shit about himself. Fucking retard
>>683254522
i don't think you know what the word hipster means friend.
>>683253707
Haha
>>683254347
Kek
The last two girls I fucked story
I fucked a girl last 2 weeks ago she had to go to hospital as I damaged her cervix and was bleeding for a week a whole week it took her to go to the hospital hahaha
Lady night I fucked a whore idk if my dick really is massive or she was just sore but she had to stop 3 or 4 times and that was for a hour lol didn't even cum I'm thinking about being a pornstar . I just wanted to tell someone that
>>683254561
she literally asked me to do it. I don't feel bad about it at all. I did not force her into anything. I know the law views things otherwise, but i know in my heart I did nothing wrong.
>>683254513
> wild headlight appears
Back to fucking reddit, nigger
>>683254185
She was though. Till the death threats and rapey stuff. Still the best sex I've ever had...
>>683254572
it's all about image, which is all that matters to most people these days
>>683254353
You surely prolapsed when nearly caught
>>683253675
I need a crazy butch in my life.
>>683254433
We were at my park drinking.. I have these tights i wear to the gym when I do legs (gym junkie) we were both really drunk.. I got hard and just randomly went up to him and started to hug him.. then we went back to my house and went on my computer.. we only had one seat so I sat on his knee... then i grinded on his knee.. then eventually I turned around and faced him and put my arms around his neck and grinded on him for about 10 minutes while kissing his neck.. then we went to sleep in my room. lol. (this was only like 4 months ago)
>>683254522
Exactly. Like I hate condoms but I'll use them if I'm having casual sex because I'm not a dumb shit. Every girlfriend I've had that I trust I've always fucked raw because I date chicks that are actually smart enough to use birth control
>>683254246
dafuq you saying? Ha! I never abuses my lithium or Wellbutrin or Topamax or Lamictl and got manic. The only times I've had a manic episode (such as right now) I've discarded my meds because ONLY SICK PEOPLE TAKE PILLS AND I'M NOT SICK. Don't know when I last slept but I can tell you that I've ridden my motorcycle across three states and am heading home but before that I rebuilt three walls in my house and mowed my yard as well as two of my neighbors and I have fucked some very questionable holes in the past two weeks. Also, wanna do some dope and buy some clothes I stole?
>be me age 5
>neighbour girl Zoe 9yo takes me to play in the woods
>pulls down my shorts and starts sucking my 5yo dick
>pulls down her pants and guides me into her pussy
>feels weird, like I have to pee
>pull out and start peeing
>she squats and starts peeing as well
>both peeing and laughing
Technically I was raped, but IDGAF
>Be me
>decide to get my dick pierced as a surprise for my kinky GF
>wait two days, but want to try it out now
>she goes bananas
>blows me like a champ before I throw a good fuck into her
>feels amazing
>after a bit I'm ready to blow
>pull out, clam dick hard, and say I'm gonna put it all over her tits and face
>bazinga
>blow everywhere
>look down
>pink load with red streaks of blood everywhere
>try to start wiping it up fast
>she takes her panties and starts doings so as well
>suddenly notices
>gets very indignant and runs to the shower
>two weeks later I'm slamming her friends on the reg
>worked out pretty well
>>683253082
>implying
>Wanted to know what it felt to get fucked in the ass.
>Went to a party meet old gay not good looking in the slightest.
>Party dies down go back to his.
>He lays down I start sucking him off
>He says "Take your trousers off and get on your hands and knees."
>He says he doesn't have lube
>Me in my drunken state suggests butter
>he spreads it all over my ass
>He's not very hard
>attempts to penetrate for a while
>A wave of disgust comes over me
>What the fuck am I doing?
>"I'm sorry I can't do this"
>Leave, wake up hungover as fuck with butter all over my ass
>So so bad Tfw I had to go to work with the shame
>>683254555
soz for whining about being raped.
>>683253416
Should have reported the hairy cow for raping you bro.
>>683254779
you were not technically raped you faggot, you know you liked it.
>>683251980
damn that's fucked upppp
>>683253416
indian like poo in loo indian?
>>683254640
Sure
>>683254765
hey sounds like me before i was diagnosed :D
wellbutrin is stupid though. it's not even indicated for depression in my country bc it's much less effective than other medications
>>683254940
dot
>>683249887
I was really fucking horny and I saw an ad for two fat girls inviting guys over to a sauna.
So I drove up and went there. Two 120kg bitches were there. Ended up banging them both.
Also one time I went to get a erotic massage and suddenly got 2 fingers up my asshole.
Surprisingly it felt great. I still don't want a dick in my ass or feel attracted to dudes, but I'd let a woman finger my ass any time.
>>683251111
Those quads look executive af
>>683254828
>report female for rape
you realize gurlz are physically incapable of committing rape right?
>>683253659
Fucked off his face himself, "rapist"....fucking piece of cancerous sjw shit. Just die eating a bag of dicks please.
>>683254844
A 5yo unaware of sex being tricked into sexual activity is still statutory rape...even if I did love it
>>683254792
that shit is too funny. butter?
I can relate to the 'wtf am I doing' tho
I get extremely horny when I'm hung over and I popped over to a local hooker I found advertising online. Let her suck my dick and whip on a condom and start fucking her doggy style. All good at first till some foul ass smell popped up in my nose. Felt like someone stuck a ice pick in my brain. I was also extremely hung over and ended up throwing up on the bitches back. Bolted the fuck out of there without paying.
>>683254105
Where did STD's/Disease come from in the first place fuckboy. Nigga did you ever come to think maybe just maybe diseases are not only spread but are created by humans caused by their daily interactions. By your justifications everyone should be in a bubble.
>be me
>be 6
>mom is OFFICIAL! baby sitter
>1 girl 2 boys
>try to fuck the girl
>dont know how, just push dick into her stomach
>me and the youngest boy (7yro) suck each others dick
>I WAS ONLY FUCKING 6
>>683251645
The fuck is wrong with you. Autistic mother fucker
>be me
>5 years old at neighbor's house
>hanging out with best friend at the time
>both whip out cocks for some reason
>swordfight for a couple mins
>get caught
>ohfuck.jpg
>sent home and never talked about it again
>>683255104
I am sure any male judge would judge in your favor if he saw the fat, hairy indian chick
>be me
>bored on Grindr
>message a dude
>9/10, I'm probably out of his league
>I'm amazed how he's into me
>we talk and decide to meet up
>he shows up, he's fat and can barely walk
>he gave me pics of his face from 3-4 year ago
>too scared to leave.mfw
>decide to go to his place
>shake.gif
>asks me "is there something wrong, anon?"
>we get there, he calms me down
>he wants me to suck his dick
>he rolls down his forekin
>massive and gross dick cheese
>ididntsignupforthis.txt
>i deny him by telling him I'm not ready for it
>i shove my dick down his throat
>he uses teeth
>i decide to fuck him bare
>he said he's not ready
>i somehow manage to get hard
>''no problem, I'm horny"
>fucks him bare, cums inside and pulls out
>shitdick.jpg
>i dress up and tell him I have to go
>he wants to come with me
>i tell him i'm living with my parents
>get home
>take a shower
>masturbate furiously because that was my first time fucking an ass
>ignore his messages every time he tries to contact me
>mfw i want to fuck him from time to time
>>683253675
I've stuck dick in crazy.
Went up country to a friends house. SHes into BDSM and such we both have an interest in blood play during sex so one night shes out the back as i come down. Shes sitting there with a needle in her arm drawing blood into a cup, there was a decent amount of blood in the cup good 50ml or so. Sit down and watch this all i could smell was blood and holy fuck was it turning me on. So once she finished laid out a tarp on the back lawn tripped naked as she climbed ontop of me and started poruing the blood down her breasts and onto me.
>cont
>>683254727
thats hot.
>>683252280
But have you drank from the red river?!
>be me
>6 years old
>have a brother, 5 years older
>brother strips me as a joke
>pins me down
>starts stroking my dick fast
>have my first orgasm, not a clue what's happening
>freak out
>brother says don't tell anyone
>try to do it to myself later
>can't
>brother does it to me again the next day
>hooked
>brother starts making me cum every day
>suck his cock in return
>he starts putting it in my ass
>get fucked a few times/week for a few years
>eventually it stops happening
>never talk about it again
>25 years later, mentally unstable as fuck
>>683252444
Fucking checked... who didn't check this?
>few years ago
>lonley 19 y/o virgin
>attracted to mom
>find used condom in parents drawer, tied off and full of cum
>penis grows
>overwhelming urge to suck on it while i masturbate
>thats what i do
>dads cum in my mouth wanking
>don't know what came over me, but i want to give this a taste
> open condom, dip finger in and lick
>tastes gross as expected but i didn't care at the time
>still horny as fuck though
>put condom over my dick while it's full of cum
>vigorously masturbates
> i cum
> my cum mixes with my dads
> feelfuckinggross.jpeg
> tie off the condom, return it to the drawer
>shower and tried not to think of what just happened
>>683255200
You seem upset, rapist.
>>683255890
>>683252716
>and stick it in Wisconsin's asshole
soo, uh, you stuck it in milwaukee?
I grew up in a nudist community. I got stroked by older guys a few times, even though I didn't want it. I grabbed other boys while wrestling and shit too because everyone fought dirty. I did some subjectively sexual stuff too, but it wasn't sexual to me because nudity =/= sex to nudists.
>>683251645
i thought thats the reagular way of having sex
>>683255890
>>683256106
"Sheboygan" would have been funnier
>>683249979
Which parlor and where going to japan in dec help a brother out anon
>>683253675
>Borderline
>Talks something about a fucking Owl
Gr8 b8 /B/ro
>>683255509
Starts using the blood to give me a handjob.
(We had mixed lube and water with the blood to stop colagulation and to make more of it essentially)
So after that i'm sitting there getting fairly close from this blood coated handjob. End up flipping her over and pulling a knife I had placed under the tarp that i found in her "Toy" box. Placing it to her throat and using what was left of her blood made sure she was wet enough (Didn't need very much effort as the knife and blood had already made her so fucking wet)
Inserted myself into her and started fucking in the back yard middle of the night coated in blood with a knife to her throat. She has never cum so fast for me before. Start running the knife over the rest of her body cutting a little trail all over her and eventually back up to her throat where i gash it (Not deep but enough to bleed) and start drinking from her neck.
The rest of the household (BDSM related people as well) were either upstairs in the house or about 5 metres behind me with nothing really in between us so they could see but hey, open minded people are great.
Finish up by pulling out and cumming on her stomach to her delight she got to mix the blood and cum around on her stomach then eat it.
We get up and walk past one house mate coated in blood, go up stairs. Shower and sleep.
Greatest sex of my life.
>>683256182
if you're white it might be hard to get in, almost all of them have a jap only policy. You definitely at least have to speak some japanese.
>>683255890
Dude.... What?
>>683256209
is this a joke? because dissociation is literally a thing in severe borderline.
hence the name: borderline. historically because they were between neurotic and psychotic
>>683256215
Knife play is hot as fuck. Can confirm
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>>683250813
Where in fussa did you go exact location please?
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>>683254727
Fuck him already I know you want to ;)
I'll play your game
I have lots of fucked up shit
Can't decide what story to start with
>be partying with friends
>they bring friends
>we are all drinking
>its halloween
>one of the friends of friends brought a girl
>this girl, we will call her michelle
>model chick, 6 ft tall (I am 6'4'' master race)
>rail thin, hot as fuck, has braces (a thing of mine)
>we are all drinking downtown at some really expensive bars
>she gets wasted, is grinding on me, holding my hand... etc
>wife sees, doesn't mind. we are drinking and dancing, no biggie
>michelle is wasted, blacks out
>I am carrying her around like a little 110 lb puppet, we decide to get a cab
>now the girl who brought michelle is ashley, sits in the front of the SUV that picked us up.
>its {me} {michelle} {wife} in the back seat
>other people in the back back seat but they don't matter for this story
>drunk and horny, this girl has been grinding on me
>decide to cop a feel. Slide my hand down her shirt, playing with her little a cups
>wife sees, starts getting pissed, tell her to stfu, she does
>cop a few more feels, seriously whole hand down her shirt. no bra, was nice
>Ashley is talking and singing and shit up front, ashley looks back unexpectedly
>Makes eye contact with my hand down michelles shirt, then her passed out face, then my face
>shitfuckcrap.jpg
>Ashley smiles, mouths "I like that" and runs her hand up my thigh
>I feel her up a little more, but we are getting towards our destination.
>>683254313
Dont worries, just if she'll tell anyone tell them it isn't true. She was 10, tell everyone it wasnt anything sexual, just chatting about said subject
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>>683256215
holy shit
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>meet girl, she's something else
>something special
>date for a while and take it slow
>work up the nerve to kiss her
>that spark. that chemistry.
>falling for her hard
>she looks me in the eyes back at her place
>the moment is perfect, my heart beats faster
>she loves me like I love her
>"spit on my face anon and choke me."
>uh, alright
>"yeah make me lick it up"
>proceed to makeout
>fuck like animals
>get a cold sore the next day
not crazy, but memorable for me. life is a fairy tale.
>>683256436
mfw cant find anyone else and the chick is now dating someone else.
You like just the knife play or blood as well?
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>>683256412
Hm, well it seemed a little absurd that she would literally pretend to be an Owl. But in the other Hand, i know a girl who got borderline aswell, that Bitch is crazy
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>>683253416
>>I clean up my dried puke off the bathroom and bed/carpet for like an hour while they all watch in silence
Haha u beta fag
Should have just got the fuck out of there
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>>683255890
who keeps used condoms full of jizz like that? why?
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>>683251550
Are you okay anon?
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>>683254659
Maybe, I pull that thing out at reflex speed
>>683256506
>Help her get into the house.
>Ashley is like ok lets set her up in your guest room anon
>ok.mp3
>we get her into the room and ashley looks at me and says
>"She looks uncomfortable in her costume, but we would have to take her shirt off to get it off"
>"Hey michelle honey we are going to help you take your costume off"
>Ashley starts raising michelles shirt, perfect flat tummy
>Then michelle is like "naaaaw fuck off let me sleep"
>Ashley looks at me and says "Are you sure honey? You look uncomfortable"
>Michelle grunts and waves us away.
>Ashley shrugs and mouths "sorry"
Ashley is now one of my best friends.
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>>683256565
My GF is in to blood. I tolerate it because it turns her on so much.
I like the knife. I prefer wearing balaclava or something similar during
>>683254347
G8 bait mate
All yall niggas gay af
>>683255806
It's quite logical, actually.
>Thread asking for people to explain their most fucked up sexual experiences
>Underage b& virgin meme boys don't visit because they have nothing to contribute (being faggot virgins etc)
>No one posts stupid "OMG NICE DUBS" posts when someone gets 2 or more numbers together
>The thread thrives among a sea of mature users who can go 10 minutes without having to be cool meme boys
Thanks for reading.
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>>683256671
i should have but i got the feeling the guys would have fucked me up if i tried that. I can't take on two guys bigger than me, especially hung over
>4th of July party at my friend's lake house last year.
>His 9/10 wife got really drunk and wanted to go swimming.
>Everyone went outside and I went to use the can.
>On my way outside, I walked by her room
>She's passed out, bikini top on but no bottoms on
>Looked outside, no one near the house
>Shook her lightly, she's out cold
>Shaved pussy, nice tits
>Decided to eat her out, was amazing
>Grab phone, take pics
>Thinking about whether I can fuck her, hear footsteps on the deck outside
>Bolt out, shut the door behind me
>Buddy walks in, asks if I've seen her
>"I think she's changing"
She woke up a couple hours later and had no idea. Still fap to the pics.
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>>683256832
Ah so the power play behind the knife play does it for you huh? That feeling of you have a weapon that stops them from really fighting back
>>683256637
they'd have to be pretty sick to dissociate like that but it's not unheard of
yeah borderline is a hard one.
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Met some fat older woman into BDSM on okcupid, she had me shit a diaper i wore while i sucked her tits
