You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to the gym to confidently develop and reach your maximum peak evolutionary potential and to attain a universally perfect aesthetic physique, instead of wasting your life away on /b/ as an inferior self loathing beta male.
>Pic related
rheumatoid inflammatory disease causing shittons of pain, especially during training.
Good enough?
i dont really give a fuck, seems like a waste of time that i could spend fucking women or playin vidya
>>683246976
tl;dr
Zyzz
>>683246976
Adrenal insufficiency, working out actually makes me feel worse.
>>683246976
i've got way more than 10 seconds.
Oh, I dont do that shit, but instead study medicine and gonna earn shittons of money, still good enuf?
>>683246976
Because I don't have to compensate my little dick :)
>>683246976
While you pick muscles, I choose brain.
While you pick narcissism, I choose intelligence.
While you pick Superficialness, I pick Science.
While you spend your time at the gym, I spend my time at the library learning about the wonders and beauty of the cosmos.
Now ask yourself this... who's the one now that's reaching their true evolutionary potential?
because
>>683247211
>i dont really give a fuck, seems like a waste of time that i could spend dreaming or playin vidya
ftfy m80
>maximum peak evolutionary potential
Maximum and peak are redundant
It's also not evolutionary potential, it's potential determined by evolution.
jeff pls go
>>683246976
well im studying to be an electrical/electronic engineer.
it requires studying multiple disciplines simultaneously which compounded by stress is surprisingly time consuming. recently finished and signed up to a boxing club so optimistic for the summer. im not shit but it requires a different kind of time consuming dependancy, im all for the supreme being
no point dipshit
>>683247468
While I fuck pussy you pick dick
And it's your own
>>683247468
neither
/thread
coz i dont want to look like the Michelin guy, sorry
Im workin on it bro, gee whiz
>>683247377
game changer mr anon
>>683247468
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake
>>683247468
>tips fedora
Because i'm not an self loathing bitch, i don't need to workout and feel good about myself. I'd rather enjoy lifes experiances while i still can.
Rather than
waste it on fucking around at a gym, then go home and feel empty inside due to having no friends since i have such low confidence that i need to workout to try to feel good about myself.
>>683246976
I wish I could develop and reach your lvl. Nigger you gay as fuck.
Be the first to timestamp - do it pussy.
I'm afraid if I bulk up to much I'll look gross like the guy in OP's post.
>>683247406
no because money will never buy you abs or steel only working your ass off will do that.
>>683247673
this
>>683246976
old pasta but whatever.
I started going to the gym three weeks ago. Every morning, not excuse. Best decision I've made this year so far.
>>683246976
Must suck looking for well fitting shirts. Tight on the top, but super loose on the bottom.
Not enough money
to be honest i m just ashamed of showing myself in a gym with my jiggly wobbly man boobs and my pride is still higher than how disgusting i consider myself
>>683246976
I don't feel the overwhelming desire to shape myself in to 1/3 of a triforce simply to appease my ever growing ego and misplaced sense of self worth.
>>683247468
lol you can do both and win on both side what girl crave a big brain? or big muscle? or big brain AND big muscle
>>683246976
if thats you in the pic OP your body looks fkin gross
>>683247668
buhahahahahahaha
>>683247668
>dog eat dog
>knowing vaguely what your talking aboot
i'm about to graduate in Oxford, don't need to look like Superman to succeed in life faggot
>>683246976
cause I don't give a fuck
>>683246976
I gots no munie fo da membas
>>683247909
>succeed
plz anon explain what is your description on succes...
>>683247668
ricky? when did you learn the interpret ?!?!
>>683246976
Well you buffed up. How exactly does that help you to suvive in a western country, where noone really could die because he/she is not?
You will get a easy pick on some sluts... but for all that invested time? Is it really worth it? Why not investing your time to make some money (Sluts also love that and you can get stuff for that) or helping some people out in your community? Why this narcisstic shit, noone really gets something out of all that time you waste on that, you also could make more out of your time... I don't get your point op. I just don't get it.
I get real sore if I work out and I've got real work to do on monday that keeps me in OK shape.
Cause i have one at home,, literally, a gym
Happy, gym going faggot?
>>683247674
People workout to be more healthy, thats one of the things you lazy fat fucks full of excuses will never understand
>>683247779
Sais the one who clearly does not have that amount of money.
>>683247909
Word.
>>683246976
Cause unlike you fuckwits I have 3 belts saying I'm a world muay thai champion.
>>683248043
money/good job/decent amount of power or influence in the field you're in.
all these can be obtained thanks to a very good educational training and effort.
>>683247909
We're talking about health, im sure your degree will help you live longer.... Oh wait
>>683247468
so, what have you achieved in 'science' so far?
>>683247909
haha but you are a cuck and your wife will love sucking anothers fat dick whilst you whatch.
>supreme race
>being an oxcuck
choose one
>>683248212
actually yes. upper-class people tend to have a higher life expectancy than the poor-educated white trash that frequent gyms.
furthermore, being healthy does not mean weighing 120kg of muscles. you can be slender or reasonably overweight and you won't be "unhealhty".
>>683248070
>but for all that invested time? Is it really worth it? Why not investing your time to make some money
How is 1 hour a day too much time? And most people go the gym and also have jobs. How does it feel knowing that they make more money and look better than your fat lazy neckbeard ass? Most likely smarter than you and have much better social skills because they can take care of their appearance.
>>683248430
Theres your problem, you consider your self some supreme being, while being a weak ass beta bottom bitch, do you even know what you're talking about? Im finishing my degree yet i find time everyday to exercise and can do any heavier work around the house when needed etc etc, you're so full of bullshit excuses
Joffrey pls go you cant fool us
>>683248430
Well i guess its easier to just flab your mouth around than to actualy do something healthy for your body, let me know when your shit degree helps you with your hearth problems dipshit
>>683246976
Я не имею времени для посещения качалки.
>>683246976
Because I have a real man's job, I dont need to spend time grooming my fragile ego.
>>683248952
Ебать, гей-шлюха итт.
I remember that 10 or 15 years ago, nobody would give a fuck about going to the gym or being a bodybuilder. This is just a recent phenomena, a trend. So don't pretend that going to the gym is a lifechanging experience for your health. For centuries, the vast majority of human beings have never gone to the gym and yet, life-expectancy never ceased to rise extraordinarily.
You will eventually die like most of us, at age 80.
Don't pull out the "healthy" shit. You are unhealthy when you are obese or anorexic or when you have a particular disease. You are not "unhealthy" when you just don't go to the gym and are a normally sized guy.
I understand that you feel it is important for you to convince the others that your way of life is the best one. But there are multiple ways to be happy on earth. And for a lot of people - whether you like it or not - being a jock is not their main way to be happy.
If you ask for my personal opinion, I think that bodies like yours are hot and I understand that women like them. But I don't want to waste too much of my time and effort (and money) into this. I feel like I can fulfill myself with other goals: graduation, good job, family, being kind to others, helping my community, start my own business, etc.
ITT: Excuses and laziness.
>>683246976
Im a fat cunt id still prob knock yer teeth in so jog on gob shite
>>683247468
I´m doing olympic weight lifting in my free time, doing my phd in physics and also educate myself on anatomy, history, psychology politics and so on....
The pleb thinks one has to chose one or the other. I guess that´s true if you are just "average abled" (which usually means today that you are spending too much time playing vidya you degenerate subhuman)
>>683247468
>nazissism
Lol
>>683249080
More excuses, you can do everything you wrote down and yet make sure you reach old age in proper health by exercisng regularly from young age
i got a social life, gymfags
>>683249489
Yes, but I don't want to.
>>683246976
I do but I work strength not aesthetics
>>683249570
Yes, and thats your personal problem
>>683246976
Drug is bad ! Don't do drugs !
>>683250027
Двачую
>>683247849
No excuse.
Go and hit the gym.
>>683248129
>sais
>>683247468
Nice try faggot, but there is time to do both.
>Have PhD
>Going to the gym daily
>>683246976
Are you supposed to look like a butterfly?
>>683246976
Did someone just say "ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ" ?
I'm about to go to the gym now.
Height : 6'2
Weight: 218
Bench:305
Squat: 475
Deadlift 515
I have no girlfriend. No friends. I'm not happy.
Being physically strong didn't fix depression and anxiety. So when you say "just eat healthy and exercise " remember it only helps to an extent.
>>683246976
Because the modern era is about knowledge and not physical athleticism. As long as you eat healthily and do moderate exercise like walking and cycling you have a longer life expectancy than someone who goes to the gym as your heart is not being excessively used.
Because going to the gym is boring and I'd quit. I prefer cycling, because while I'm out there, even if I get bored and decide to stop, I still have to ride back.
Because I already do
>>683251260
>you have a longer life expectancy than someone who goes to the gym as your heart is not being excessively used
lolwut
>>683249914
problem, negativity etc. we all should respect each others church of belief with no judgements...all hate stems from this
>>683246976
I don't want to look like Onision
>>683251486
You started hating on people who exercise even tho the problem is your lack of motivation and being lazy
>>683251446
He's a typical fat bet, any excuse is good for these fat fucks
>>683251926
hey man I didnt start this thread, we all come from a common ancestor...
I believe greatly on the rising edge of evolution but doesent make it necessarily right. we all have our own paths, and I respect eah others
I was raped by my father growing up and I'm frightened of people.
I live off government assistance bottled up in a small flat with my computer making my own entertainment playing otome games and shitposting all day.
I do a lot of masturbating. I'd like to meet guys but I'm flat, short, skinny and I've never touched makeup in my life. I'm built like a child. The few times I go out, everybody asks where my parents are.
The kinds of guys I'd like to meet aren't interested in that.
>>683247668
stale
>>683247711
>he thinks he can be like the pic in two months of training
Wew lad
I'll start tomorrow
Tomorrow never comes
>>683247849
Nigga, everybody is too busy checking themselves in the mirror to give a shit about your manboobs, you self-absorbed fatty
i find myself good in my shape and i have always had a really active and satisfying sexual life
>>683247468
While you're expecting to find an answer for your loneliness, there are people who love themselves.
Start lifting doesnt means to be a stupid arnold on steroids.
>>683246976
I did in the past. It was a waste of time.
Being at peak is waaaaay too much work. Near peak is so much better. Every little improvement the closer you get to peak is too much effort.
Near peaks gets you just as much attention and compliments and is actually better for your health.
I'm far from peak now but working back to near it
>>683247909
Writting my Master's thesis (aerospace engineering) and going to the gym 3 times a week.
Why are you such a faggot?
>>683252212
What kind of guys would you like to meet?
>>683247468
>and now that the barbarians are knocking at the door you have the audacity to come to ME for help?
>>683248070
Oh boy, you sure are spending your time wisely, in an Indonesian tapestry board
>>683252642
How long does it usually take to write a master's thesis? Assuming you're not a dumbass or a Sheldon Cooper either?
>>683246976
>>683252609
Define "peak"
>>683249341
i guess youre right
>>683246976
I don't like the tanned muscular look.
>>683246976
Because I'm not gay and autistic enough to be a >>>/fit/izen
>>683247468
Holy shit!
>>683246976
why 10 seconds?
>>683246976
plans to try (or die trying) to be a cute trap would be fucked by any level of proper muscles
>>683253199
Check'em
Because I can get a girl without having a toned body so I lost the drive to go to the gym
>>683246976
memes
>>683246976
it's a ridiculous condition to be in. look at the kid. he's about to die, completely dehydrated. he sweats 24/7 and constantly feels like he needs a nap. have none of you faggots actually ever been around body-builders?
your body should allow you to do manly shit. if you can't do at least a couple of pull-ups, you are a waste of a human. but if you practice a diet- and exercise-regimen solely for the purpose of looks, you deserve your own insecure stupidity.
tl;dr bodybuilders are useless faggots.
Because i like to earn money and to learn, and i don't like to be a stupid shit whit muscle
>>683247115
Good response. I get severe shoulder pain when doing most upper body exercises.
>>683252854
We are given 5 months to finish ours, but I guess if you worked everyday a few hours and everything went as planned you wouldn't need that much
Me right now. Working on the 6-pack
>>683247468
>>683251079
Why don't you take meds
>>683253015
6 pac jacked as fuck. Working out for hours a day everyday, no dessert. Watching what you eat 24/7. Drink nothing but water due to calories.
The dumbells I used were 54lbs/arm for biceps & shoulders.
A 6 pac does not get you more pussy than a 4 pac
>>683252642
Then why are you wasting time on /b?
You could use the time you spend here on working out
Because I don't have the money or resources required to not be an inferior, self-loathing beta male
Because I'm comfortable with my body and don't feel the need to spend my time bulking up for no reason like some insecure fuckboy.
>>683253809
He just has the /b/ tab opened in the background while he gets blow jobs from models and cures cancer
>>683253841
2 dumbells and body weight exercise is all you need to put you in at least the top 10% fitness-wise.
It costs next to nothing
>>683253809
Cuz I'm in the loo and I've nothing better to do
>>683246976
Because I don't want to.
My face and body are already beautiful enough, and the absolute last thing I'd ever want to be/look like is some shrimp-dicked meathead who can't control his hormones. Meatheads are more sensitive than women, I s2g
>>683247468
Holy beta, batman!
>>683252212
Show cock
>>683246976
bc i am lazy and lack confidence
>>683246976
cuz boring and im a skateboarder.... Faggot.
>>683247468
>>683246976
Why spend literally thousands of hours for the rest of my life maintaining a 'perfect' body when I've fucked two 9/10's in the last few months with my gym less body?
Basically OP, I have no desire to be like you, or other losers who devote their lives to the gym, and nothing more. Yeah, congrats, you attract stupid as fuck women who will inevitably just piss you off, as opposed to attracting someone real and not superficial as fuck. It takes a lot more balls to stand up to people as a skinny little shit than some muscled-up dipshit who needs to rely on appearance to build real self-confidence.
Tl;dr people like you are the real betas
>>683246976
I'm in my off day.
>>683253511
>if you worked everyday a few hours and everything went as planned you wouldn't need that much
How many words/pages is it to be? I suppose it would be like writing a giant essay eh? Also what format are they generally written in? MLA was the standard when I was in school. I'm 30 now though, and Canadian.
>>683246976
Because capitalism.
>>683254335
Rofl same. I fucked this beauuutiful bitch back in April, and she said she could care less about my body type. So, have fun wasting your life away, "bodybuilders". You'll NEVER attract smart women.
>>683254459
Hah Zizek, what a guy.
>>683246976
I don't need to waste hours sweating with other dudes at a gym to be confident a fuck women.
See ya, faget.
>>683253609
WTF bro? You go to the gym for a week and immediately start taking topless selfies and claim to be "working on" specific bodyparts?
You need to get a grasp of reality, you're just a skinny shitkid who need to start doing bade exercises like squats, deadlifts, bench and bent over rows.
Anyone can have a sixpack if they're going Auschwitzmode like you.
>>683254590
Most dudes I know who never worked out are more muscular. Go take more naked selfies and maybe you'll get bigger.
>>683254502
"There are two evils in the world today. Pedophilia and smoking. And I don't smoke..." - Slav Z.
He knows...
>>683246976
Because I dont want to nor need to for my job industry.
I went to gym 2 years ago. I worked out for 10 months but i couldnt get any visible progress since my body type isnt good for body-building. In 10 months i could only gain 6 kgs but some other dude who started to work out after me got super hot in 5 or 6 months. So i lost all my motivation and quit. I am thinking of starting again but also i dont want to fail again.
>>683254590
>Anyone can have a sixpack if they're going Auschwitzmode like you
LOL not so true though. I'm 6'0 155 lbs and lost most of my six pack/muscle mass over the past year cuz drugs.
>not anon you're commenting on tho
Because I dont want to die of kidney or liver cancer with 50 years old
>>683254687
Did he really say that? He's my hero if so.
>mfw I smoke and love cheese pizza
>>683254400
We have a minimum of 60 pages and a max of 200. I think mine will be around 100.
The format is specific to the University
>>683254850
Cool, what format is it though?
>>683246976
Too fucking lazy. I could have achieved so much in life IF I WASN'T A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
>>683246976
I do
>>683254772
what
>>683254718
Probably a combination of a shitty diet and crappy routine.
Regardless of bodytype, with the right nutrition and routine you will make tremendous gains the first couple of years.
Stop making excuses.
>>683254841
Yes. In a radio interview. Gonna try and find that shit.
>>683253751
The no dessert kills it. I mean I can give up alcohol and soda bacon and shit like that but giving up cake? Nigga. hell no.
Hey /b/ I'm currently trying to lose weight right now (went from 220's to 180, my goal is 165-160) once I reach my goal should I not run as much and just work out more often? Also best exercises for losing my love handles and getting a six pack?
>>683254904
It's very similar to the IEEE, for the engineering faculty
>>683254841
>>683255101
I got it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHy0DKX2iFs
Skip to 2:57
>>683247468
Faggot, why can't you have both? 2 hours at the gym won't kill you. Fucking lard-ass
>>683246976
im working all day long so i can buy food for me and my family. You fucking lazy 20years old fag
>>683255446
Unless it's followed by one our in the sauna
>>683255079
I have ectomorph body. What kind of diet and routine do i need?
>>683246976
Because I'm a lazy as fuck ex Army mentally ill alcoholic who has lost everything and doesn't feel like working out anymore is worth anything.
that picture
I.. I do.
Also, check up my sick dubs.
>>683246976
It is unlikely i'm going to get drafted in a spartan army at anytime soon.
>>683255239
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS, IT'S HAPPENING
RONPAUL.GIF
>>683253609
Manlet
>maximum peak evolutionary potential
>posts a pic of malnourished faggot
>>683246976
Maybe if you had a use for those muscles it would be worth it you meat head. I bet you love putting it between your legs and beating of in the mirror
Because my desire to be ripped is considerably weaker than my desire to not have to do all the bullshit required to achieve that.
>>683256151
This guy gets it.
Because I like to cook and eat food and also play video games
waiting for all the betas on this thread to get diabetes at 45 and die at 65
>>683255566
You say that like it really matters.
I am am ectomorph too, i just hit my bulk macros and do stronglifts and bodybuilder weeks. Works great.
>>683246976
because I chose to work on a project this weekend, for money. I'll be back in the gym next week. What is your reason?
because i can do just as much from home for a fraction of the cost
>>683256777
Prissy faggots only concerned about how they look piss me off... Be strong or fuck off, imho...
Also, sweet trips checked, bro.
lol, "gains"
>>683251446
Look into research, people who are at a healthy weight and do average exercise live longer. You clearly have no idea what strain to the heart does.
>>683254273
Holy shit that is amazing
>>683246976
>roids
>evolutionary potential
don't get me wrong i go to the gym, but that pic you posted is 0% natty
Because I lift for strength
>>683246976
this is ugly af
because i cant seem to go 3 times a week
Work for $37 hr and go to school, I got better shit to do, lol
>>683246976
Can barely afford to live, let alone gym.
>>683246976
Because most girls don't find that attractive, I certainly don't. I have no reason to spend hours a day grunting away and making myself ache. I'm slightly athletic. That's good enough for me and my gf,
>>683256151
You brilliant anon you.
Had the same idea.
>>683249341
what country u from?
>>683258998
lol when this guy an heros after his gf cheats on him with an alpha with an 8 pack
>>683247891
>>683254590
well geez not everyone develops the same and gains the same amount of muscles as others
>>683251079
well yea,,, its not a magic fix it all
but it do help a little, if you have nothing else per say
Funny thing is, I do. Not that I'm ripped or anything
That body is actually disgusting looking. And there's a balance between working out and having a life
>>683259124
Nice extended pic! Gonna have to steal it.
Also, see pic related for another prime example of real strength.
>>683246976
the chest and abs together look like an angry alien face in this picture.
i barely have time to sleep. can't go waste my precious 3,5hours by going to the gym
>>683260306
illuminati confirmed
because i train kung fu every day to perfect my killing technique instead
>>683252692 What kind of guys would you like to meet?
Just someone who'd take care of me.
>>683254134
What cock?
>>683247406
Why not do both?
>>683246976
I do, I just don't use steroids OP.
Unlike you.
>>683246976
>restrict mobility
>mainly for looks
Idk fam id rather function over form, regular excersise is good enough.
>>683261602
>Just someone who'd take care of me
Problem one; you should be looking for an equal, not a babysitter.
>>683262255
You don't have to go to gym to know that to achieve this body yu don't need to use steroids. Suitable predispositions, and a lot of worl will do
