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Which sport is manlier /b/?

Rugby or football?
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>>683246261
Rugby.
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>>683246261
Rugby becaise S├ębastien chabal
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>>683246261
Football is literally the opposite of manly.
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>>683246261
Rugby
>football helmets and pads so they don't mess up their makeup
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>>683246261
" I'll have to actually do sport 30 seconds tonight, this sounds dangerous. I should wear an armor and helmet. "
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American football is such a boring sport to watch
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both fag sport
who wants to see man fight about a ball?
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None, tennis is the most manly
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>>683247000
>>683246948
>>683246789
>>683246712
>>683246634
>>683246552
alright, eurocucks, I'll bite.
How many rugby players caught the dumb from how intensely their butting (helmeted even) heads?
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>>683246261
Football. NFL masterrace.
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>>683246261
Im american and im ashamed of football.
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>>683247131
None that i know of... where as i've seen articles about American players getting it.
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>>683246261
Football. NFL has the best athletes in the world.
Rugby athletes aren't even close to being as dominant as NFLers are.
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I've always wondered if anyone in the US enjoys following football on TV, or is it a background sound you put for your barbecue & beer parties on sunday afternoon ?
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>>683247206
Traitor. Move to Europe then you cuck.
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>>683246261
Football. Pic related.
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Rugby, anyone who says football is asinine. Rugby players are actual athletes, football players are fatasses who lift heavy shit. Id also say that Soccer or Track and feild have the potential to be maniler but rugby over football anyday.
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>>683247131
The rules of rugby mean it's rare for the same head on collisions you get in football. That's the whole issue and the reason for the padding. The guys on the line all litterally run into each other. Rugby has the scrum instead.

Both are manly, rugby is a better sport. American here.
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>>683247536
>implying it's not the other way around
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>>683247206
I agree
>>683247276
I dont but I know people who do, I guess its their version of soccer and since americans are used to very short snippits of information the quick plays followed by time for beer and food works well.
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>>683247131
There less brain damage in rugby because they actually use technique
>>683247218
Sure but they have no stamina because there a break in play like every 10 seconds
>>683247276
This
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>>683246261
Football all day!
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>>683247276
You should not be alive
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>>683247669
OH SHIT, look guys, one footballer is in shape. I thought we were talking in general here. You cant be a rugby player with 35% body fat percentage. You can be a line backer like that though.
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>>683247760
WOW ALL THE WHITE BOYS WITH THEIR 12 INCH VERTICALS.
MY MIND IS CHANGED. RUGBY IS DEFINITELY MANLIER.
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>>683247557
>Rugby has the scrum instead
Yeah. I don't want to know how many handjobs were giving during an average scrum.

Football is way better.
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>>683247760
Fuck off cunt this is the gayest shit ever but I do believe that afl players are fitter then rugby and American football players
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>>683247890

As opposed to sticking your hand halfway up a dudes ass to grab his ball.
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>>683247131
how much rugby did you play? just asking because of your grammar
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>>683247218

> Best athletes in the world
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I'd love to see Ray Lewis in a rugby match. He'd kill literally everyone on the rugby pitch.
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>>683247366
Worrying about their clothing is pretty homosexual isn't it?
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>>683246261
you MEAN RUGBY VS HANDEGG
STUPID AMERICUNT
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Football = short range/burst power.
Rugby = more balanced power and endurance.

Football players train to run 40 yards at a time with many breaks so they can afford to bulk more and aim for just strength and top speed.
Rugby players run on average over 7 miles per game and have to interact with the ball and other players more so they require note endurance and fitness.

Both require peak physical conditioning to perform well.
Personally I think rugby is far more entertaining to watch as the game keeps moving and plays have to flow into one another.
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>average rugby "athlete"
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>>683248224
He could not catch a single man. Would die of heartattack by the end of the match.
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>average NFL athlete
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>>683246261

white boys can still play rugby so obviously it is the pussier sport, whereas they are too weak for football
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>>683248269
This
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>>683248404
To be fair, white boys can play quarterback in football. But yeah they're too weak to play any other position. They should just stick to rugby.
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>>683246261
Rugby > football > everything > ballet > handegg
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>>683248292
Rugby has like football different positions and this was the average prop ten years ago but times have changed and he is now on the outer he was dropped by his country a couple years ago
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>>683247669
>bench
>55reps
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>>683246261
Rugby. Both shit tier though
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>>683248404

cricket also, whites pushed out Baseball so they play cricket I guess
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>>683248381

>>683248205
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in football, you have guys who are 6'3 and 280 pounds, literally running at you to smash you into the ground... in rugby, you have lean 5'9 manlets jumping around for a ball.

and all that "rugby players don't wear pads and helmets, so they're more hardcore" bullshit doesn't fly... because if they had 11 6'3 and 280 lbs. guys running at them, they would be stupid eurotrash not to wear protective gear
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>>683247366
The guy in pink would kick armor boys ass
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>>683248828

The English invented the cricket. White's have been playing it before baseball existed.
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>>683248970

> Running 3 feet at them

Also confirmed for never watching a rugby game in his life.
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>>683247131
So because ameritards run head first into each other until the cause a serious brain injury it's a more manly sport...

I find American Football too dull to watch, Rugby is fast paced and constant attacking, they don't stop every 30 seconds and switch the team over.
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>>683247131

>our sportsmen are more mentally retarded than yours

Okay, you win that argument hands down m8.
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>>683246261
it depends on your definition of manly.

It is a fact that the fastest people that play football are faster than the fastest rugby players. Football players hit harder than rugby players. However, football players wear armor, the majority of them can only do their one assigned task (hitting, throwing, running, blocking) so they are all geared up for one thing or the other. Everyone who plays rugby is a machine, they run, hit, can take a hit, throw, kick. It depends on whether you are judging each player on every scale or if you are judging the extremes of every aspect. Plus football players wear pads, but so did every person who fought in a war in the last 1000 years
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>>683247366
So your objection to rugby is purely around fashion choices?
Not gay at all
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>>683247876
That's not rugby.
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>>683248652
55 reps of 1kg?
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neither
watching sweaty men roll around on each other while you get drunk is not manly
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>>683249301

> It is a fact that the fastest people that play football are faster than the fastest rugby players.

Gonna need a citation for that

> Football players hit harder than rugby players.

And that

> Plus football players wear pads, but so did every person who fought in a war in the last 1000 years

Cricketers wear pads as well. Comparing handegg to war because "both wear pad" is just dumb bro.
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http://www.foxsports.com.au/video/league/rugby-league/tonga-and-samoas-fiery-faceoff!520860
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>>683249301
Fastest rugby players run the 100 in 10 flat. Sure that's slower?
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>>683246261
It's not even a question. Rugby by far.
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Showjumping. A real man is power and class.
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>>683249478
The running backs for American football sprint like Olympic runners. It's not a dick waving contest. These guys are smaller nimble sprinters. They won't have the same endurance as a rugby guy, but a rugby players would be real hard pressed to catch him in the first 100 yards.
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>>683248970
They have 15 250lb plus players running at them, for a solid 80 minutes.
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>>683249063
too right, baseball is a derivative of rounders and as such is only really suited to girls and children
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>>683249607
Football judges speed on the 40 yard dash. The best running backs push doing that in 4 seconds.
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>>683247366

Your statement and pic say two different things. that football guy looks like a fucking sissy.
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>>683249799
>250 lbs
Let's get real. Most rugby players are 5'10" 180-190 pound manlets
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When football players can train like this, then they can be called manly
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Which rugby?
There are 2 very different kinds
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Football is tougher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywemwRy2PXM
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>>683249799
what rugby team has 15 starting players who are 250+lbs.? every major league team has their players' stats posted online, so this should be easy for you to show your work, eurotrash dummy
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>>683249751

But is "faster for a tiny distance" really "faster"?

I wouldn't argue that people who train nothing but being able to go fast for a short duration will be good at it, but I would argue that doesn't make them faster.

If we have a 100 yard dash, a 200, an 800 and a 1500 hundred how many would the running back win? The 100 sure, maybe the 200 (Though doubtful they can keep such a pace for twice as long as they're used to) but as the races get longer they get worse at it.
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>>683246261
It's manly to have a useful career in which you don't play with balls for a living.
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>>683250072
I am reminded of the time a New Zealand Rugby player (Buck Shelford) tore a testicle, and kept playing the rest of the game, only letting on that he had torn apart his literal manliness after winning.
But for sure, fuck getting tackled in two directions at once, that wouldn't carry in rugby.
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Even our female rugby players are more manly than faggot americunt footballers
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>>683250072

If we comparing injuries, Buck Shelford. End of discussion.
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>>683249906
Let's get actually real, even the youth teams are bigger than that.
Most forwards are well over 6ft, you basically can't play in the back row or 2nd row if you're under 6'3" so that's 5 people on the pitch right off the bat.
Generally some of the shortest players will be in the front row but they are also the heaviest on the field.

Even in the backs (the faster players) more and more are now huge
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manu_Tuilagi
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>>683250454
>feminist say *stop all this rape and abuse against female players*
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>>683249873
And rugby judges it over 100m since that's how far you actually need to go to score. They don't have a special set of players to bring on when they are 40 yards out
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Neither is the slightest bit manly. Russian Roulette is the manliest sport.
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>>683250583
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>>683248292
adam jones is pretty lean, hes just broad as fuck, no bellys in rugby
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>>683250723
If it's so manly why aren't you playing it?
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>>683249906

Average height for nearly every team, 6ft2

Average weight for nearly every team 260lb's+

>>683250300

See above

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/rugby-world-cup/11868804/Rugby-World-Cup-2015-How-do-the-teams-breakdown-for-height-weight-average-age-and-caps.html
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Hockey
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>>683248381

>average
>white

pick one
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>>683250454
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>>683250791
>>683250650
>>683250591
>>683250444
>>683250301
>>683249660

We get it, you are a faggot that gets off on men in tight trousers.
Go back to grinder.
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>>683250302
all blacks posted a comparison with i think the 49's. the football team had the smallest, but biggest player, so neither team has 250lb+ for all their squad.
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>>683250724
That's an old picture, half that team is retired now.
Plus that still doesn't prove your point, Paul O'Connel on the far left is 6'6", next to him Brian O'Driscoll is one of the only short players and one of the lightest on the pitch and he is still over 200lbs...
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No one has brought up yet that in Football (American) the players can't even play defensive and offensive. You literally stop and swap players over when the ball changes hands.
Richie f'n McCaw would catch come cunt (typically Aussie or Saffa), smash that cunt to the ground, get a cheeky boot in for good measure, steal the ball and run 80 metres into a wall of Solid Africaans Muscle, bounce those cunts out of the way and score.
But sure, pause and swap players every time the ball switches, that's manly. ::eyeroll::
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>>683247131
wtf are you serious?
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>>683250923
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>>683250956

Obviously, different position require different builds. But for all the faggot talking about tiny manlets in rugby it's good to point out that the All Blacks average team height is 6ft2 and average team weight is like 240lbs.

It's just a fact that both sports have goddam big dudes in them. Do americucks really believe a full contact physical sport isn't going to be dominated by massive dudes?
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>>683247760
This is the true answer
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>>683251406
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>>683251588
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>>683251210
You're looking at the wrong pictures faggot
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rugby i only protective gear is a mouth guard.,
american football uses protection everywhere and needs to stop every 20 seconds for a rest. best athletes lol ...
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>>683251984
kiss the boot
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>>683248547
>shitting on balet
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>>683247918
I agree, I mean, their sport has a much biger field to begin with.
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>>683251170
As an Aussie, I've never had anything but respect for that cheeky cunt named McCaw
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>>683246261
Football. And it's not even close.
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>>683247760
Swans = Gods team
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>>683247760
Afl fag detected
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Football by far.
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>>683248205
>posts Baltimore
Don't pick and choose
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>>683248205
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>>683248488
Because QB requires the mental capacity to watch the the whole field
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>>683248205
You can do that with anything
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>>683253465

As opposed to all the americucks posting rugby and football players, who definitely aren't picking and choosing what pictures they post.
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>>683253745

But you can do it more with NFL

>>683253593

>>683248205
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>>683253465
What? Didn't Baltimore win the world handegg championship a few years ago?
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>>683247536
only fatasses are the defensive/offensive linemen
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>>683253894
They're linemen, linemen aren't made to go the distance just to either be a wall or a wrecking ball.
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>>683247669
will die of testicle cancer in a few years...
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>>683248652
It's 225lbs
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>>683253917
Don't follow Baltimore but they look like linemen
Makes sense to be fat when your goal is to not move
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>>683247669
lol
No steroids in that nigger, no sir
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>>683250302
It's all context though. Is a cheeta faster than a gazelle? It is over a short distance, but long distance the cheeta can't keep up.
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>>683254397
What is exercise? Good genes? "Natural" steroid alternatives?
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>>683246261
football is more dangerous because the players arent as worried about their safety
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>>683254487
What is money money now money money do it
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http://www.redbull.com/uk/en/motorsports/f1/stories/1331774023778/f1-scrum-video-with-daniel-ricciardo-red-bull
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>>683247669
>bench
>55 reps
?????????? What the fuck does that mean? how much weight?
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>>683254487
lol
Keep believing the dream, child.
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>>683254714
Pretty sure they use same weight for everyone, Google it
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>>683247276
It's obnoxious as background noise, so yeah, I assume the football fags do enjoy it.
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>>683254714
Fucking retard. It's 225 pounds
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>>683250724
The two in the front row are pretty short
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>>683247131
Shutup nigger, you're not doing us any favors.
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>>683247760
GOOOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREEEEVERRRRR
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>>683246261
If you need to concern yourself with whats manly, you're clearly a closet faggot.
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>>683247218
They aren't even atheletes, they're entertainers.
Oh sure, they're atheletes in the same sense that nascar drivers and bowlers are atheletes...

Fucking fat useless dumbshits.
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football players only hit as hard as they do because of their pussy pads
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>>683246261
Simple question really. Which one requires you to wear pussy pads in case you got an owie.
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>>683247760
gayFL
NRL is where it's at.
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>>683247760
AFL best sport, can't even prove me wrong.
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>>683246261
Murrican football is better.
When you realize it's white billionaires putting up play money to entice a bunch of niggers to enlist as the hired goons, and an entire staff of white organizers and coaches and trainers get them into some kind of shape, and pick the best ones, and fill stadiums with white people, who bet on them as they give each other concussions and spinal cord injuries for our entertainment lol.

However, murrican football is played by jungle animals, whereas Rugby is actually played by men, so Rugby is by definition more manly.
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>>683255239
It's happening!
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Minutes ball-in-play vs clock vs length of game
murrica 11/60/200
rugby 34/80/100
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>>683247123
kek
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American football is sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBXWY9YTd6o
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Rugby don't need a 2 hour gay show with Janet Jackson or Justin Bieber in the middle of the battle.
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>>683249464
225 lbs. Like 100 kilos
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>>683256326
So futbol has 40 (completely separate offense, defense, reserves, and "I'm special" teams) players working for 11 minutes over 3 hours.
While the rugby guys have 6 reserves for 15 players and run for 34 of 100 minutes.
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>>683247669
low_quality_bait.jpg
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Look at the rb for the 49ers.jarred jarrett someting like that. Monster in rugby, went to the nfl. Was great in pre-season but was shut down all regular season. Meanwhile there is a short black kid kid tearing up a certain rugby league that was a wash up in the nfl.
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>>683246261
*Rugby or gridiron
Fixed that for you
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Rugby by far
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Irish Hurling is the toughest
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>>683257223
..Jarryd Hayne?
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>>683258096
https://youtu.be/PtZ0zDHqtug

Gaelic football is tougher though
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>>683257223
That's rugby league. Basically touch football.
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The rugby as the footbal player is padded and he wears a helmet fucking gay
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I play both sports. Football takes a lot harder hits with very little regulated rules in hitting another player. They also have a lot of space to generate the amount of hitting power on one player because of the style of how they play. Rugby is a consistency on hitting. You will most likely be closer against the player with the ball (in exception to the wing and fullback during defense) and they have regulated rules in tackling to make sure its safe and thats why they don't need pads. Both are great sports to play.
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I've played both irl, Rugby is definitely a manlier game.
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>>683248404
ignoring based gronk.
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>>683248547
more like, football > hockey, 10 other sports, soccer, rubgy(basically ballet).
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AFL
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>>683259260
Darts > > all
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>>683257138
well spotted. now that i look at it, its shopped as fuck
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HURLING
>Google it
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>>683260211
This
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1. Fedor "The Last Emperor" Emelianenko
2. Alexander "The Experiment" Karelin

Greatest 2 sportsman of all time.
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Hockey.
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>>683248488
I know fuck all about American Football but was under the impression the QB was the "brain" of the team? If i'm right, that doesn't say much for the jungle bunnies.
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>>683247131
dude, they don't tackle the problems head first like the american goons do, the rules are different and even though rugby is a overall rougher sport it is still less damaging to your head.

The most common injury besides bruises is probably broken fingers or strained muscles
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>>683247366
Lol this is the most useless stale pasta for this stale bread.
The rugby player in pink literally looks like he could pull the arms and legs off that fag on the right. The football player looks like he's even styled his hair pre game. kek
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>>683246261
>Boxing
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>>683248488

Go explain this idea to Rob Gronkowski, JJ Watt, Clay Matthew, Luke Kuechly, Tyler Eiffert and countless other white dudes playing no QB in the NFL that would squash you.
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>>683263400
americas all about the feel good
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>>683248970
you should watch a rugby match, that way you won't look like a ignorant faggot nigger when you comment
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>>683246261
Rugby players would be water boys in the NFL. Rugby is for faggots.
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Who's manlier? dumb question. Both infinitely more manly than than most on this thread. Britbong rugby fan here who has tried to get into american football but just can't. Rugby is much better to watch and think if the yanks took it seriously, they would get pretty good, pretty quick.
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>>683255496
>moral authority considers the battles between the low in the Roman coliseum brutal & savage
>spends billions building state of the art coliseums of its own to do it every week

Murrica
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>>683263543
Boxers act like children. Id like to enjoy it but its embarrasing to watch.
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>>683246261
american football is boring as all hell to watch, I feel the game pauses and stops all the time, its like it was made for a kid with learning disabilities who also struggled with attention span, ffs, why does the damned game have to stop all the time??

How do you stand a sport with so little entertainment value?

watching the mid section of a marathon is more entertaining than american hand egg...

I mean, I tried watching the superbowl, supposed to be so great, felt the whole thing was just one huge advertisement.. huge disappointment
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>>683246261
Ball games are games, not sports.
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>>683265267
True, if games are sports then so are monopoly, chess, and bowling.
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>>683249301
So it's like comparing elves to orcs in blood bowl?
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>>683246261
Soccer > Nfl > rugby league > rugby union > Australian rules

/thread
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>>683247760
WINRAR
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>>683247366
Nobody cares that the guy is wearing a pink shirt that says orange? I expect better from you autistics
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>>683246261
Football/Soccer is 1-2 hours of pretending to be hurt, Rugby is 3 hours of pretending you're not.
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>>683246261
Rugby no doubt
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