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> TFW Sally will never become a meme
Why live?
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>>683242487
> Wow im so edgy! 9/11 and nazi humour!
> wow 4chan is kool!
> hey mom look at my alternative lifestyle!
>>683245428
You must be new.
Everyone post 911 and nazi humour to trigger an autistic faggot.
>>683245386
kek
>>683246186
Tired and drunk, lost easily to this
>>683245428
lol faggot doesnt think edgy humor is actual humor
go back to tumblr please
>>683245700
kek
>>683246369
>"lol 4chan is where i get to deny the fact that im a giant tryhard faggot by being what i believe to be edgy, that what i can compensate for how small my penis by looking at people die and thank god that im alive for once as i see the light escape out of peoples eyes in gore threads"
go back to your cock rate and trap threads you masturbate to
>inb4 projecting
>>683245923
kek
>>683246757
im saying humor can be edgy and still be humor, people lgetimately think the edggy stuff is funny. its not like posting just a dead baby and saying "LOL!". theres actual humor in the pics
>>683246470
Im not sure if you posting these you think they are funny or you really are a fucking mentally handicapped faggot with no clue as to what humor is!
>>683245635
fucking got me.
>>683246960
some of them are actually funny in my opinion,
not the guy who posted the sheldor comic, the posted one isnt really funny. but some are, just you know.
>>683246960
welcome to YLYL newfriend
>>683246906
shut the fuck up tosh
raunchy ("edgy") humor is what is wrong with modern comedy
mother fuckers like you are so fucking stupid
>>683247205
Get devoured outdated meme xD
>>683247196
wahhh mommy he said something thats offensive!!!
tumblr's that way --->
>>683247205
Lost hard
>>683247196
you have a big heart, i bet you spend every weekend protesting with PETA to get animals out of labs. truly you are better then all of us because you dont laugh at nazi jokes, way above us all in the moral scale. we are nazis and you are the allied powers
>>683247319
respect your elders faggot
>>683245428
>>so what exactly are you doing here?
>>also troll/10
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>>683247563
Do you ever get banned for spamming? What do you do when you get banned?
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>>683246757
lol penguins mate for life
i wonder if he just cucked some penguin
>>683247330
>hur dur im right because on i can be depraved as i want
i bet you have fun in the real world
lol faggt
>>683247400
>"we are nazis and you are the allied powers"
lol you summer faggots are so fucking funny
lets see what stupid fucking shit youre going to say now
>>683247813
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>>683248022
why do you have a gif of a jew if you're a moralfag
are you just taking the piss right now
>>683248350
>hurr duur duur
fuck off nigger
you got memed on
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>>683248355
my dubs are on fire
>>683247400
>"we are nazis and you are the allied powers"
lmao i bet he thinks 4chan is a community
fucking underage new faggot
>>683248715
no newfriend 4chan is a powerful hacker
>>683248762
no cancerfriend, 4chan is a type of goat cheese
>>683248715
are you daft, try reading it again
>>683248885
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>683248762
No, WE are a powerful hacker. Anonymous is legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget.
>fixd
>>683248896
>"we"
>"er no i didnt mean that were a commmunity er ima er um er im retarded"
>>683248950
ancient pasta is ancient
>>683246226
did she died
>>683248950
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>683249009
>>683249071
only a little
worst ylyl thread ever
>>683249101
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
>>683249034
"we" meaning "us who laugh at 9/11 jokes". that doesnt imply any sense of community.
>>683248885
No faggotfriend, 4chan is the place where cheese pizzas were baked
>>683249340
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
>>683246960
they are ironically funny. So bad that its good
>>683245923
>Arab Prank
>>683246757
I didn't laugh but I did get an erection, wat do?
>>683249261
Putain putain que tu viens de dire sur moi, petite salope? Je vais devoir vous savez je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans la Navy Seals, et je avez été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Qaïda, et je dois plus de 300 tués confirmés.
Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées américaines entières. Vous n'êtes rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts qui n'a jamais été vu avant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains.
Vous pensez que vous pouvez tirer en disant que la merde pour moi sur l'Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les USA et votre IP est tracée dès maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, la mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique vous appelez votre vie. Tu baises morts, gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, à tout moment, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cent façons, et que est juste avec mes mains nues.
Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné en combat à mains nues, mais je avoir accès à tout l'arsenal de l'United States Marine Corps, et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer ton cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez avez connu ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue.
Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne avez pas, et vous êtes maintenant en payer le prix, vous putain idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle.
Tu baises morts, gamin.
>>683249610
burn ur neighbour's house down
>>683248398
>a Welsh driveby
>>683249656
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>683249610
join the furfags
>>683246001
> throws all his shit in the air
> guy not wearing seatbelt. Instantly steps out of car.
> prank channel
Cancer
>>683245428
>>683248074
I lost
>>683249721
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
>>683247978
Cringe
>>683248607
Shame your content isn't.
>>683249940
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
>>683248950
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>>683249758
Never, I think I'll go to /zoo though
>>683246757
Oh wow. Look at this guy with his really important opinion that he's ready to share with people!
No one cares faggot.
>time to kill yourself.
>>683250166
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
>>683250166
>newfag
Top Kek
>>683250166
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>683250516
What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.
>>683250669
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
>>683250166
>responding to copypasta
just say you were trolling and fuck off
no one will believe you, but its the closets you'll come to saving face.
>>683249340
Die schnepfe kommt aus rheine...
>>683250729
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>683250740
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
>>683250740
That's actually a pasta to counter the navy one. You're the newfag here. Welcome.
>>683250854
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>683246186
>>683242304
lost already wtf
>>683250897
Whatever you say kiddo.
>>683250996
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>683250931
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does anyone have the Lori quote that looks like this
>>683251062
>Fucking disgusting. But I like it.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>683249721
>Al-Desu
>>683246150
New episode of Ow My Balls?
>>683250897
This
>>683251042
Idiot
>>683246150
holy shit this is poetic
he had to measure the string on the can.
simply beautiful
>>683251483
>>683245635
>using java
disgusting
>>683249705
Kek
>>683251653
Wut... im not >>683250897
Also
>saving the thumbnail
>>683247501
lol so embarassing
>>683250166
Yeah you tell em you fucking newfag
>>683245386
Got me
>>683252020
I live in the UK, they regulate bandwidth pretty heavily, I can only post images of a certain size or they fine me.
>>683252197
Thats copypasta
Newfag
>>683252266
That fucking sucks :/
>>683252310
Well fuck youse anyway fagfucker xDDD
>>683245635
Lost bad lel
>>683252310
Suuuure.
>>683249340
Hats die kleine bitch auch endlich auf 4chan geschafft? Hast du schon die voicemail gehört die sie ihrer Freundin geschickt hat? Toppest kek!
>>683249340
This is CP. She is 14
>>683252763
sauce?
>>683246757
Dumbest comment on 4chan - go back to facebook nigger
>>683253018
Gibt nur dieses video und 1 voicemail....
Story: wurde im c&a Freiburg von dem dude gefickt und ist jetzt schwanger.
>>683252763
Hab den Remix gehört
>>683242304
Noooooo
>>683253151
thx
>>683242428
Losted
>>683245700
Fuck. Lost.
>>683242304
lel i cant remember the last time i lost to the op
>>683245635
Dann it
>>683253151
weißt du wo ich des finden kann?
>>683245628
But nazi humour is not even funny
>>683248022
Nice dubs
>>683253506
Video oder voicemail?
>>683253584
beides
Gotta feel superior by bashing someone for shitposting.
>>683245700
i don't get it
>>683248262
no fucking way
>>683253667
why not new fag?
>>683253584
bitte
>>683248398
>>683249705
top lel
>>683253875
Die ist doch voll hässlich. Oder ist es weil du auf kleine Mädchen stehst?
https://youtu.be/nP5SGkRLApo
>>683246369
It's not humor, it's using shock value to masquerade as humor. If it was funny I would laugh and not just shake my head. Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.
>>683249340
>>683245428
Faggot.
Lost on that Gif tho
>>683247813
Summerfag
>>683249340
>>683252763
>>683252978
>>683253018
>>683253151
>>683253176
>>683253506
>>683254022
>>683249788
el cancer
>>683246001
Didn't that guy end up getting shot by some redneck
>>683254022
letzteres
Here have this, I don't know were I got it from;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY3kl5CRSkc
>>683249340
She is like 13-14. Why dont you take a Seat over here?
>>683245386
>>683245635
ebin :D
>>683252978
It isn't possible to get reassignment surgery at that age, but nice try.
>>683254951
I dont mean the Picture. Its the Video up there
>>683255239
>>683255239
>>683255239
IT'S HAPPENING STILL!
>>683250740
>>683254587
Cop shot him and he (plus the other two) were arrested on terrorism charges. It later got dropped to a minor charge but they cleared the cop for shooting him. (as they should have)
>>683253766
The book is supposed to probably contain some information about the brass rat sculpture, assuming it's magical or cursed, and the book probably tells you how to handle the magical nature of the sculpture.
The customer is not interested in the actual mechanics of the sculpture, but instead in the actual applications of it. Seeing how taking the sculpture and throwing it into the river made millions of rats commit suicide, the guy wants a chance to make millions of niggers commit suicide and thus purge the city from them.
>>683249340
im gunna need sauce on that.
>>683245700
top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SQz4TB5-0c
>>683256951
Totally not a cop btw
>>683246757
Why isn't anyone helping?
>>683249340
More of her
when she doesn't know english but wanna talk dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuT7y_W5-P8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wizE6ESfs58
>>683254129
I aint clicking that shit nigger
>>683258465
>>683242304
Lost
>>683242304
fuck that was quick
>>683245428
Funny is funny. Sorry you have a fucking PG sense of humor.
Back to the other kiddie chans you fucking idiot.
>>683250166
Bait everywhere i look
>>683250166
0/10 bait. If you fell for this, leave.
>>683249340
MODS MODS MODS
>>683251723
Faggot
>>683245428
Are you ok?
>>683248022
>>683242304
woah verry funny :D
>>683257430
rape culture
>>683250166
>>683249656
Bad Google translate is bad
did you know DSP jerks off before each stream?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrOTMeqzgXU
>>683262265
Top k3k xD
>>683248398
That was sheepish
>>683248398
Arab speed dating
>>683251380
yassssssssssssssss
>>683256225
Ugly
