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Rekt Thread - Clean Version (meaning: NO gore at all, Just pure rekt)
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fucking pussy ass nigger
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>nothing to contribute sorry

Finally someone has gone and said it, gore threads was fucking me up and was making me more apathetic and insensitive
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>>683238302
ofc they go after the guy after the bitch got what was coming, fucking niggers
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>>683238510
What in the actual fuck
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>>683238037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
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>>683238238
>making me more apathetic and insensitive
Implying it's a bad thing
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>>683238809
It is, cuck. And I'm implying you're a faggot
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>>683238037

Is she elbowing her in the face?
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>>683238935
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>>683238037
Beautiful suplex, into sidecontrol with the hammerfists for the TKO. She'd be a great MMA fighter.
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>>683238037

Anyone know what this was about?

I need to know who is the bad guy in a fight.
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>>683238935
If you're so sensitive, go back to plebbit and watch cat videos pussy faggot
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>>683239018
200% faggot
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>>683238938
neat if it's not fake
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>>683239151
Nah faggot. Not sensitive, just don't get rock hard watching people die.
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>>683238674
Oh man, I love that suicide play. And the best reversal near the end. That cuck got rekt. Now it's the bitch's turn next.
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>>683238809
>implying that it really insensitive
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>>683239079
haha
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>>683239248
Then why visit this thread at all? Scroll past if you don't like it instead of whining you fucking nigger.
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>>683239129
I'd kick that fat Fucks ass... Cheapshotting cuck. He just opened up a combo on the motherfucker out of nowhere. Real Hardman huh... Fucking TRIGGERED
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If that guy beating the kid on the ground in the bully the one doing the drop kick deserves props.
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>>683239129
The man already had a seizure while standing with the first punch
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>>683239500
>Then why visit this thread at all?
Are you dumb? not him but this thread is precisely not meant to post gore and killing, so he came to the right place, it's just pure rekt, it's not him that should leave
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>>683238510
Russian through an intersection like that could get someone killed.
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>>683238265
Realist nigha on the streets
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>>683239553
kektus
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>>683239129
Nice knockout but the fat dude telegraphed all his moves. Some muay thai leg kicks near the end would've fucked his flat feet up proper
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>>683238674
Dude! Read the OP! They specifically said no gore!
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>>683239129
damn you can see the guy's experience
>hits first
>simple moves
>one two at the end
he should have used his balance better imo
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>>683238573
Actually looked like he let him fuck her up for a while before just splitting it up. He definitely coulda got there sooner.
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>>683238938
I love watching niggers get KO'd they're always starting shit.
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>>683239129
That's my boyyy!!! Make daddy proud!!!
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>>683239129
Fatality...
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>>683239697
No matter the continent, niggers gonna nig.
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>>683238955
>official/b/photographer.webm
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>>683238640
In Russia, hit car front of you like American honk horn. Just way flip off people get way. Hit again if not work first time. Make hole to go. What they do? Get out car you run them over?
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>>683239553

I love instant karma!
Thx mate
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>>683239129
Would you guys classify this as a king hit? or cheapshot?
I find a lot of people saying it isn't which i think is bullshit, the kid was mid sentence
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>>683239697
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>>683239545
it's not a cheap shot you faggots, if someone has confronted you and is in your face expect to get punched at any second..it's not the fucking 14th century anymore where you challenge someone to a duel and prepare your armor before battling.
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>>683239553
sweet
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>>683239129
I would say this was a good fight if the fat faggot hadn't taken such a cheap shot at the beginning.
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>>683239812
You love watching cos you can't actually do it yourself.
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>>683240027
ikr. Play the chase music in the background during the webm.
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>>683239697
ACT represent
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>>683239991

It was a suckerpunch. Dude's a coward.
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>>683239991
Cheap
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>>683239991
When you step up to someone like that you better be expecting a fight.
Therefore it wasn't a cheap shot.
Nothing like niggers do when they blindside someone and run like a spooked baboon.
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>>683238233
What the fuck...
Also, camel is delicious.
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>>683238938
Odell Beckham Jr. just got rekt.
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>>683240075
Shut up faggot. He won because he already TKOed him with the first punch. If you're setting up a fight, start it like a real man
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>>683239553
Regardless, you don't hit a man when he is on the ground. He deserved to be kicked.
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>>683238037
you can see her nose break in that last punch
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>>683240179
niggering intensifies
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>>683238265
tf did i just watch ?
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>>683240257
He threw the first punch and ended it like a man.
Better than waiting for the other redneck to cheap shot him.
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>>683240179
+1 respect brothers

>>683240075
>>683240183
So you guys would feel okay laying those punches, when you're also the aggressor? No judging bros just asking
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>>683240362

>you can see her nose break in that last punch

Damn, you're right!
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>>683239129

The winner has fucking good accuracy. Everyone who says they could beat him had better be ready to get in a fucking scrap.

And honestly the other kid took a shit ton of punishment even after the cheapshot.

Some good ol boys right there I tell y'what.
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>>683239129
Fighting 'fair' is bullshit, if you are trying to take out your opponent, destroy him.
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>>683240183
That wasn't a fight though.

That was just a blindside sucker-punch that turned into a complete one-sided fight from the very beginning because of it.

Sure you can use the whole "you should expect to be hit" thing if you're a pussy and can only win a fight that way.
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>>683240562
How can you even tell who the aggressor was?
Even so a won fight is a won fight.
People don't speculate afterwards like intelligent beings they just see the victor.
Where the fuck do you think you are right now plebbit?
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>>683238955
chick in black is fine af
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>>683240331
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>683240596
Of course I could beat him. 12 years of Muay Thai I'd roll with the cheapshot and knee him in the beer keg., before beheading his faggot ass with elbows from the clinch
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>>683240362
Oh fuck, it's true
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>>683238037
Holy shit bitch gets her nose broken right there and you tell us you want clean versions of rekt wtf is wrong with your interpretation skills. You need a reality checkt.
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>>683240434
At first I was all for this kid. He squared up and the other kid should've seen it coming, he took him out clean, but after he kicked him when he was already down, he became a massive faggot.
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>>683240621
That's only if it's life or death you stupid cunt. If you're fighting to prove a point, or over a disagreement. Square up and put down.
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>>683238037
>rekt
>no gore

are you new here faggot >?
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>>683240652
>blind side
Uh they were standing face to face
>expecting to be hit is for pussies
Being prepared to fight while in that situation is for pussies?
Holy fuck anon you hit the chromosome lottery didn't you?
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>>683240467
>pulling hair != fighting

Fucking hate bitches that do this.
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>>683240179
localized chimpout?
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>>683240434
Bumrushed
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>If you're setting up a fight, start it like a real man

What am I supposed to do? Buy you dinner first and pick up the check?

>>683240183
This.
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>>683240963
hey man, she won..
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>>683240331
Coon got treed
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>>683240822
There's no honor in a street fight you fucking newfag are you serious right now?
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>>683240179
dindu
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>>683239697
> Bogans, Bogans Everywhere
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>>683240989
awesome, pure gold
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>>683239703
Underrated post
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>>683240596
>took a shit ton of punishment even after the cheapshot
>even after the cheapshot
>after the cheapshot

Well no fucking shit, because he was already seeing stars after it and the other kid had a distinct advantage. How many fights have you seen where someone gets almost knocked the fuck out and then came right back immediately to avoid punishment?
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>>683240782
OP clearly explained what he meant when he said clean. Stop being a fucking drama queen.
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>>683241097
Are you fucking morons serious? If you're having beef with a motherfucker square up, and he'll square up too. Then start fighting. Cheapshots are for situations where you're in deep shit that's borderline life threatening. If you're fighting over who drank the last beer, then there's no need to go full faggot.
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>>683238233
That ought to cure him of his camel toe fetish.
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>>683241204
Found the nigger.
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>>683240860
I'm not the guy you was talking with, but I agree both ways. If you're having a fight to prove a point and settle a disagreement both sides should fight fair and end fair. However, if you're fighting because a guy threatened your little sister, just a good example, you don't fight fair, you absolutely annihilate him with no regards to respect and fairness. It doesn't have to be life and death as the deciding factor, just the context and reason.
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>>683240871
I mean, he's right.

Why not just call these threads fight threads or something
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>>683241314
>doesn't run sideways
natural selection
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>>683240710
i suppose you can't, but i wouldnt exactly call it a fight, The chub didnt, win if the other one didnt participate ahaha

Ive been king hit while taking a piss, for no reason, so does that guy win?
nah nah nah 4chan is lyfe man
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>>683240940
Way to completely move it out of the context.

Expecting to be hit with a cheapshot. If you have to resort to a cheapshot to win, then yes. You are a pussy. Congratulations.
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>>683240319
Clearly never been in a fight. When your brain knows your winning it doesn't want to stop.
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>>683240989
Amazing skill
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>>683240257
its called reflexes ... ?? if you had the reflexes to dodge youd come out on tops. im sorry but no excusing here, I go boxing and its 70% reflexes, if you stick your chin up and out as a nice easy target, and fail to react, expect to be KTFO
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>>683241314
Dude lives in cartoons
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>>683240129
spotted the butthurt nigger
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>>683240822
idk man, i think he was a massive faggot the whole time. he didn't give the other kid a chance to square up
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>>683241204
Obviously not but if you kick a dude I'm the face when you've clearly won you're just a queer. There's no need.
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>>683241204
>is obviously a nigger fighter
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>>683240526
this also, good defense is a good offense, scrappings isnt a sport for procrastination.
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>>683241397
If you say so summer.
>>683241349
>putting rules on life
topfuckingkek anon
fyi just because you see things a certain way in your narrow mind doesn't mean its correct.
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TOPKEK, /b/tards are the biggest faggots on earth, seriously- you faggots kill me.
>Video of black folks fighting
"Chimp" "nigger" "nigs got nig"
>Video of white guys fighting
"great knockout", "She could be an MMA fighter", "Nice accuracy."

Listen to yourselves. What your watching, isn't nigs or white bread fighting, you're watching fucking degenerate humans fighting in general.

This is coming from a ChineseFag.
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>>683241616
>he didn't give the other kid a chance to square up
It's a fight, you mong.
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>>683240554
fucking tragic
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>>683240179

That one cop who took down one person with each arm while sitting on someone's back tho. Dude deserves a promotion
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>>683238302
I don't blame him. You don't want to lose a fight to a grill school
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>>683241349
If you're fighting over who drank the last beer, you and the person you are fighting with are complete fucking idiots to begin with.
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>>683241349
No this is highschool bullshit. If you come at me and bump chests I am well within my right to knock you the fuck out where you stand. If you want an argument stay at over arms length and have your say. Otherwise any reasonable person is expecting a fight or takes it as a threat.
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>>683241716
>just because I swallow cum and take dicks in the ass doesn't mean I'm a faggot
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>>683241716
Works both ways cuck.
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>>683241751
fuck off ricer manlet
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>>683240554
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

How the fuck could you be this irresponsible?
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>>683238809
embrace your level of autism
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>>683241553
today in things that are bullshit, followed by i make shit up at 7.
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>>683241398
No no no, I'm fine, just stand there and film this shit so ppl on 4chan can laugh at me later.
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>>683240758
Top kek
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>>683241722
serves that kid right, he got close just to check out his own mother's big bum
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>>683241589

*lived
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>>683241923
Kid even does everything he can to try and get out the way. They literally push the kids into his car.
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>>683241677
God is cleansing the Earth for us.
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>>683241553
You are a special kind of retarded.

In boxing they don't sucker punch their opponent before the "match" begins.

This was nothing like a boxing match.
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>>683241862
fag
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>>683241401
>you was
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>>683241716
>still believes that traffic increases in the summer
Nice meme
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>>683241398

HAHAHAH! The paramedic drops a fucking CHAIR on his head! I'm fucking crying.
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>>683238302

I'd ask for a version with sound, but it's just AWW HELL NAWWWW over and over till she gets her bitch ass face punched in.
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>>683239743
flat legs is a strong connection to the ground, boxing has the best 'knock out punch' for this reason, you punch from the feet up with your whole body.

Maybe so with the muy thai, but the lad keeps his guard up the whole time, he also has the weight behind him (fatty) to deliver those punches, when they land.

Im similar build short and stocky (not so chubby) and me right hook, right body shot and straight fucking ruins people cos its an all body strike. one punch can change the tables easy.

look at this guy hes already punch drunk by the time he lays him out, has him in the palm of his hand after the first 3 strikes.
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>>683240652
Anon are your retarded or have you never been confronted like this? When someone gets all up in your face like that talking the shit like that you think you're just gonna let him finish his sentence? Sucker punch? Blind - side? They were looking each other in the eye waiting for the other person to swing first, and often times the guy who hesitates or talks shit for days end up getting their ass beat. Plain and simple
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>>683242126

Traffic increases during times which would normally be school hours. (middle of the day or late nights on weekdays) Leading to shitposting 100% of the time instead of just when kids are awake
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>>683241962
They're police cameras, idiot. Hands free. You can see the guy grab the collar. What's wrong with your eyes? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES!!??!?
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>>683238233
Pretty nice justice, hope he also died, butchering animals without first anesthetizing them.
Fucking muslim niggers with their bullshit hallal.
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>>683241314
>Prometheus school for running away from things
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>>683241923
They clearly did not want those children anymore. Isn't it obvious?
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>>683241770
so now fights entirely compose taking advantage of the other? not how it was when I was growing up. not if you want to have any bragging rights anyways.

You can't exactly go around saying you knocked johnny out when he never had his hands up and commend any respect whatsoever.
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This needs sound:

https://youtu.be/iRUSQm5ZskQ?t=1m2s
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>>683239927
I kinda felt like a hypocrite when this happened.
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>>683242301
top kek
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>>683242301
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>>683241422
ma /b/rother fucking sunday reading all this fresh fish
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>>683242074

Anyone have the version where he disappears into an abyss?
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>>683238037
Women that fight each other instantly become 2/10s
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>>683238510

> the joy in seeing the van get t-boned by a bus
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>>683242287
that shit don't happen in murica
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>>683240989
he just left his buddy who came to save him
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>>683242344
GODDAMIT JACK
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>>683242060
well not.. everything.. Dude coulda stopped that woulda saved the kid but instead of stop he sped up, obviously saw them
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>>683242331
Amen brother, i feel the exact same way,
but it seems thats the best way to get yourself shrekt
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>>683239697
Topkek they did it like this in my town aswell except that they were stupid and left the car
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>>683242124
Were*

My bad, it's been a long arse day Anon.
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>>683242344
>All over your new shirt!
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>>683240822
Heat of the moment, pussy
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>>683242352
Na see that's different. The lighter the skins the sweeter the juice.
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>>683241398

This right here is the reason we need to list dogs as beings exempted from labor involving enforcement of any laws against citizens. This video would make great use in my collection for the case I have been building to present in the court of law.
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>>683238938
>he specials to temporarily increase his poise
>poise hasn't been fixed yet though
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>>683242251
>citation needed
Also there is shitposting 100% of the time here anyway. The only difference is because it's nearing summer you like to use that meme.
Nothing changes. Pic related.
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>>683241887
nope faggot. All your base are belong to me. The redneck savages fighting in the WebMs are pure comedy
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>>683242331
If someone gets in your face, the fight has begun. Get over it.
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>>683240521
newfag
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>>683241401
Spot on
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>>683240963
I would never pull somones hair, when I was younger a few guys jumped me, and since I was still standing one grabbed my hair like a bitch and ended up dragging me across the floor, worst pain I have ever felt and I have had major surgery that took months to recover from.
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>>683241314
avaragebronzeskillshotdodgemechanics
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>>683242431
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES?!?!?!?!?
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>>683242091
>>683241945
butthurt detected, you guys have clearly been laid out by a sucker in the past. thing is, if you were fast enough to see it coming you would of pulled your head back. end of, fuck this 'sucker' phenomenon its an excuse for people who are shit at fighting. You think bruce would let you put a sucker on him? motherfucker could sidestep 6 feet in under a second.

Fucking butthurt faggets...
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>>683238938
oh myyy
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>>683242529
Self control, faggot. Kid clearly wasn't making any type of retaliation.
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>>683242595
you don't know the context faggot
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>>683241484
LOL win or not you still got yo ass BEAT!
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>>683242331

Yeah that shit gets left in the playground when you move into the real world. Adults hit a lot harder than kids and you can die from it or be seriously injured. If you get into a fight you better treat that shit like life and death.
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Best fight on the net i have ever seen was the 2 snowboarding on a mountain saw it about 10 years ago. Anyone got it ??
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>>683241422
because they're not only about fighting, there are several SFW kind of rekts, just like there are several kind of gory rekts
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>>683241872
this guy, +1 internets to you, just cos its sunday and I like the cut of your jip
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>>683239129
The audio is just the skinny kid talking shit. The first punch wasn't a "cheap shot", he had it coming.
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>>683242320

Who else busted up laughing at the fact the nigger who made things bad tried to pull his friend out of the water but made it worse because now his friend has been dunked upside down in the water pulled and pushed down like a chefs soups spoon.
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>>683241314
Prometheus all over again...
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>>683242674
You do?
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>>683240179
all the fake hair lying on the ground
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>>683242352
We know
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>>683242638
>this guy
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>>683242683
Yeah, that reminds me of one of those old faces of death cd's that went around and had those pit-fights where the dudes would fight to the death
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>>683242678
yeah, i honestly got fucking rekt/12
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>>683240989
outplayed
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>>683242344

Jesus that guy has an asshole of a father
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>>683242344
What a shithead.
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>>683239703
10/10
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>>683242847
Goodbye, cruel world.
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>>683241314
i guess he went to the prometheus school of running away from things
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>>683242768
I do not, but I don't presume to know the context. I make an accurate inference based on the video. I don't go spouting off a bunch of bull shit trying to act like the guy that hits the guy with his hands down is justified.
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>>683238265
Dat ass jiggle doe!
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>>683242753
No it's a cheap shot because he hid the punch and threw it without showing in intent real men step back and show intent before hitting some one.
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>>683242988
All I said was the guy was in his face. That can be seen in the video. Get fucked.
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>>683240554
all survived http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177284/Three-year-old-boy-holding-pushchair-catapulted-30ft-air-hit-speeding-car-Russia-smashed-twin-brother-sister.html
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>>683242579
kek
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>>683242936
>COMBO
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>>683241751
Am white and approve this message. Except the meme. That shit faggy
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>>683241616
Is this not a rekt thread? A "fair fight" wouldn't qualify even if some got KTFO at the end. I'm in this thread to see some real wreckage idgaf bout the terms reasons or whatever
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>>683242843

she tried the trayboon move. they come genetically preprogrammed to use it,
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>>683243081
he wasn't in his face you fucking idiot. they were standing like 3 feet from each other and the dude walked up with his dukes up and let loose
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>>683243097
>clearly a situation where a taser was necessary

Fucking pigs.
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>>683243099
Faggot... now I'm sad.
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>>683238037
damn this girl got skills.
would let her sit on my face after that intense fight.
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>>683240177
2611 mother fucker
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>>683242796
welcome to your own self loathing, if you spent less time fapping and more time sparring no fucker would cheap you. my reflexes arent the best but came in handy one evening walking home and I got whacked with a hammer in the side of the head, luckily I saw it coming so it glanced and I could destroy the guy tryna rip my phone out my hand.

just saying...

boxing or any physical full contact sport is also such a good way for us guys to vent out, stress release. I highly recommend even if you dont want to compete, so good for fitness too.
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>>683240554
>)
Hits a few children
possibly killed them both

>checks car for damage
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>>683242203

Kik. Lost it
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>>683241326
lol didnt get that
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>>683243321
>deer
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>>683243259
Cats are faggots.
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>>683238037
Did her nose literally fly out
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>>683243401
I know right? How does he not know what a red panda looks like?
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>>683241398
That stoner should have gouged the dogs eyes out with his thumbs. Teach those faggot pigs a lesson and blind their stupid precious dog.
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>>683242847
holy fuck, did he fall all the way in the elevator's emptiness?
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>>683243430
Why
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>>683239545
You'd run away if he confronted you, bitch. That's how you start the fight. You throw the first punch to win, faget.
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>>683243321
>Deerfight.
Someone seems to be mentally retarded and not worth the life anymore.
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>>683243310
>I'm kind of a big deal around here
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>>683243321
Those are alligators you stupid cunt
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>>683243487
>the elevator's emptiness
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>>683243506
granny was up in his space. she needed to back the fuck up.
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>>683243310
You're so fucking cool
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>>683240871
>thinks gore belongs in a rekt thread

dude you are the new faggot

you are the cancer

you are so new you feel the need to be edgy at all times

you are so new that you call other people new to feel better about being such a stupid faggot

kill yourself
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>>683243566
Nah. Two humongous dicks going for a sword fight.
>kek
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>>683242344
how is he a bad dad he's just like mine
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>>683243096
kek
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>>683241862
lol good one
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>>683242393
shut up faggot
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>>683242224
oh shuttttt the fuck up. i love when faggots like you try to commentary on fights. fucking loser
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>>683239947
>your english
>cancer
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>>683243250
you are right, he should have shot that faggot so he gave a second thought to drinking and driving
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>>683238955
I thought this is rekt not porn webm thread.
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>>683243715
word
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>>683243430
story?
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>>683239750
he would have killed you and your descendants. shut your fat neckbeard cakehole
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>>683242823
Best kek since 1989. Thanks anon.
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>>683243487
I heard he went down 3 floors and died in the bottom.
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>>683238510
fucking slavs lol
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>>683243099
>Police say there was a pedestrian crossing nearby in Lesnoy, Sverdlovsk region, which the family failed to use.

>The car was driving at 74 km an hour at the junction between Pobedy Street and Communist Prospect where the speed limit is 40 km an hour.

Oh, so everyone involved is in asshole. Got it.
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>>683243890
i heard that to this day he has not ceased falling down the pit
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>>683240554
Seen a lot of videos, and I've never really actively looked for anow accident like this, so it's my first time seeing this one.

That actually made my stomach drop. Seeing everything play out at the end, and who I assume is the driver putting his hands over his face.

Fucking tragic.
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>>683242344
>https://youtu.be/iRUSQm5ZskQ?t=1m2s
what a little bitch...... The father is right the fucker should have listened
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>>683242344
ya ding-a-ling
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>>683243950
if they were 'in' asshole maybe things would've gone differently
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>>683238674
Lol

Trump is an arsehole.

The best rekt video ever will be the one of him taking a bullet to the head from a grassy knoll.
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>>683243247

Car wash girl is cute af
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>>683243555
>>683243621
oh you guys, im blushing.

your still shit at fighting tho so check yourself b4 yo wreck yo self. I love a good scrap like the next man.

like everything you get out what you put in. fighting sports are good fun if you dont take yourself too seriously and you never know when it might come in handy.

That is, if you ever leave your mums basement.
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>>683242301
>>683242364
>>683242380
same fag

you always say the same shit when you post that webm

youre not funny
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>>683238955
i love it when girls go all in and dont care for tits and cunt hanging out.. :D
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>>683242926
Darwinism ladies and gentlemen.
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>>683239151
youre a major league fag and you know it. stop trying to act tough you little turd
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>>683242746
first the flag then the fag......... at least its a start in the right direction
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>>683242638
Bruce would get absolutely dismantled by any MMA fighter of his weightclass within the top 5 of even fucking bellator
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>>683241751
I like you Chinkanon, you speak reason.
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>>683243430
jesus, what the fuck, her poor husband just stood there surprised wondering
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>>683243664
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>>683243973
Can't help seeing the other lion try to fuck it at the end.
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>>683239553
my god that slam
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>>683242085
>Cleansing the world
He should have started with the weebs
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>>683239553
suck shit CAT hoodie
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we need more peoples help on this shit
>>683202569
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>>683244164

I hope he fucking slit that little bitch's throat and ate him.
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>>683242843
dark skinned nigger "women" arent even women
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>>683244054

▲▲

just so all ya summers kno
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>>683238955
Under which search terms could I find more like this?
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>>683240758
My sides
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>>683243099
bullshit.. my wifee fron russia said it was a girl and she actually died from it
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>>683241398
This dude deserved it. Cops told him over and over again to stand up or they'd sic the dog on him, but he just sat there like a dumbass. He had all the power to avoid that situation
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>>683243539
Someone seems to be so new to 4chan that they don't understand the jokes surrounding the purposeful false identification of easily identifiable animals. Lurk more.
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>>683244069
Riiiiiight. Ok, anon.
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>>683243526
Are you him little bitch? I'd kick your ass too. I fight in Cage warriors cunt, I'd put him to sleep
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>>683244464
beauty
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>>683240554
>retards blaming the driver when the parents are cunts

There isn't even a crosswalk niggers, parents are fully to blame. Father even kept running TOWARDS the car. The car can't possibly stop that fast.
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>>683244188
she's cute asf
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>>683241478
lmao
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>>683243247
Express Cleaning Please
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>>683240989
Otters are predators, after all. Regardless of looking cute. Crafty bastards.
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>>683244042
>arsehole

Get ready to get your shit pushed in, limey cunt.
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>>683244297

▲ ▲
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>>683243096
hahaha that attention craving faggot deserved it with his stupid as fuck gay "hey look at me!" haircut lmao that whats you get for trying to stunt ya punk byutch
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>>683244187

Of all people, he probably knew why she got punched better than anybody else.

Bitch had it coming for 45 years.
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>>683244378
TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!
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>>683240562
When 2 people square up like that, the fight's already started as far as I'm concerned - it wasn't the most honourable shot, but it counts and more importantly it won him the fight.
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>>683244593
No wonder he's disabled
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>>683242823

Laughed more than I should
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>>683239703
>reddit
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WELL, this no gore rekt thread was a blast, we need more in the future
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>>683244560

▲▲

??
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>>683242753
That

Someone has to throw the first punch and you better be this guy. Also he didn't fucked his shit while he was on the ground. Kid's pretty honorable in my books.
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>>683244547
lol police bitch is silver
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>>683244801

Why do fat girls ALWAYS fail?
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>>683241326
Not really that underrated considering the quality of the pun. Quality of 58%.
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>>683244493
That's how it always is.

The person could literally do a jumping jack into the middle of the road and if the person driving hits them, it doesn't matter how it happened - the driver is always at fault.

Stupidest shit ever.
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>>683244901
Literally no upper body strength.
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>>683238510
It's like shitty sandbox AI
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>>683244801
kek, she didn't even try, just accepted her fate
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>>683241860
Absolutely, if you get in each other's faces then it's already kicked off and you do what you need to do.
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>>683244691
Do you think the bike's okay?
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>>683244378

the idea is to have his brain be where his outside hand is. Otherwise ur just vortexing all the intertia into your cranium testing the elasticity of your brain tissue
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>>683242746
Faggots gonna fag
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>>683243321
What kind of dog is this?
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>>683244238
>his neck
that kid died, didn't it?
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>>683242823
I fucking laughed so hard I spilled my drink.
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>>683244394
>>683244394
still doesnt prove me wrong that the other two were the same guy

everytime he post that webm he says the same joke

every
fucking
time

"hurr duur i saw prometheus"

and theres always like 1 dude whos like LOL TOP KEKZORZ MY SIDES ARE ON ORBIT HAHAHAHAHA

when its not funny at all

or he says some shit like "lol cartoons amiriteguys"
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>>683241862
REKT
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>>683238302
KILL THAT BITCH
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>>683244866

....all the more embarassing for the person making threats against a United States presidential figure.
18 USC §871

You fucking liberal pieces of shit need to learn how reality works. The dark cloud of the past 8 years is soon gone.
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>>683242823
WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR!
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>>683244901
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>>683244961

This is is why ghetto rats shouldn't be allowed to breed.
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