I cut my crust into pieces, that is my last resort. otherwise I might choke on the crust. suffocation means no breathing and I don't give a fudge if they split the toppings even.
would it be wrong or it be right? if I didn't tip tonight .. chances are that it might.
that's disgusting. ranch has such a strong flavour and compared to how deep you could dip crust it would be too much. also that is fat as fuck i'm already eating pizza i don't need ranch on top of it as well.
Macedonian pizza on the right.
And instead you put some disgusting marinara sauce on it?
Ranch is delicious, but I'm a midwest fag so I might be biased.
Crust needs some fat on it to balance out the carbs (olive oil with a bit of garlic would probably be ideal).
Why would you want to dip your pizza into something that your pizza came with in the firstplace?
What the hell are you even comparing it to on the left? Your "muh country is special" pizza can be ordered in any major US (where fucking pizza as we know it was born).
Too bad the entire country has gone to shit. Otherwise I might consider visiting.
every part of the pizza is sacred and delicious in it's own way.... Except for st. louis style.. that's fucking garbage. st.louisxchicago is godlike however
Nah not the guy youre arguing with but I know a lot of baby boomer aged idiots who cant stomach anything other than whote bread american food ie... Bland pizza, ham sandwiches, hamburgers with little vegetables, salads have to be coated with ranch, grilled cheese etc.
I ordered a caprese salad once and my supervisor looked at me like I ordered some high class gourmet entree in french and when I got it he scoffed "hmmph yeah right like anybody actually LIKES olive oil.. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE ANON... Quit tryna act all high class" while hes eatinga fucking cheese pizza
>I ordered a caprese salad once and my supervisor looked at me like I ordered some high class gourmet entree in french and when I got it he scoffed "hmmph yeah right like anybody actually LIKES olive oil.. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE ANON... Quit tryna act all high class" while hes eatinga fucking cheese pizza
Please tell me that you didn't try this at olive garden.
next time, order at a restaurant that actually knows its shit.
We're not retarded you ass pirate... we just acknowledge the truth that the entire fucking globe did not give a shit about that garbage the italians called pizza until America fixed the fuck out of it for them.
Yes, absolutely. The faster you eat it, the better. This is for two main reasons:
1) When you get a pizza that's freshly made, this is the best time to eat the crust. It's still crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. Once you refrigerate/reheat it, it will never be the same; this is your only chance at the best of the crust.
2) It fills you up faster. This way, you can have more leftovers. Would you rather be full at 3 slices, or at 5 slices? When you reheat it in the morning, you'll have less pizza because you decided to only fill up on the "good" parts the night before.
Like i said. You think the whole world revolves around you. Ah yes americans invented everything they're the best. You can eat shit all day all you want but no matter who you ask where pizza was invented they will tell you Italy, not America.
I never said i disagree. They did popularize it, but not invent. Which is what i'm trying to say here but you probably wouldn't get that would you?
Fuck off, Italy.
This shit isn't pizza.
I'm not even anywhere near italian. But of course you had to assume that so you can use the good old "you're butthurt". I never said they didn't popularize it, i just said that's not where it was born. You're the one that's butthurt here, muh america.
Now that is some bullshit right there
Attention whoring amerifag
You invented infant genital mutilation be proud
Please stop. You're making a fool out of yourself. You're so desperately trying to force something. There is no need friend. Everyone knows italians have the best pizza. This is coming from someone that's travelled a lot.
> Everyone knows italians have the best pizza.
Implying only Italians can cook the best pizza
I know hundreds of really shitty Italian places ran by greasy fucks who talk about "THE OLD COUNTRTY!" every fucking day.
yet the German chef who works at the bistro round the corner makes the best fucking pizza to have ever graced my mouth.
Your homeland has nothing to do with how well you cook dumbass.
Everything you say at this point is out of pure desire to win the argument and look like as if you americans are the best at everything. I'm not saying you're good for nothing, but everyone knows italians make the best pizza, they're the very best at it, and no amount of "hurr america" is gonna change that. Surprise, surprise.
I never said any of that. I never said all italians make the best pizza and everyone else sucks. If you go to Italy and try an actual italian pizza you would know, not some shitty italian places run by greasy fucks.
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> don't know what to replace the bread with though...
Whole grain? The sauce can be pretty decent if it's made correctly. I had some decent garlic white sauce and it turned out pretty well.
Are you fucking serious? Now you're really forcefully trying to make a fool out of yourself. Just look at the images pal
Italian pizza has so many varieties of toppings while americans are just the same. Also have you seen the crust on that thing >>683247013
It's fatter than you. I don't even know why i bother talking to you. Even if your pizza was made by rabbit shit you'd still plead it's the best.
Had to solve a captcha by selecting all the images with tea, captcha has a sense of humour!
>jews rule over you
>can't say shit
>dad is cucked so much that mutilated my dick
>now i pretend to be happy
>america make 5% of the world's population but has 25% of the world's prisoners
My state is known for how many freaking bodies of water it has but not many kayakers around here. Mostly just rich folk who want to live on the water but don't want to get wet. I agree that I should probably get out more and socialize. I just don't know where to start.
In america you either are rich or you are fucked
>One out of 50 children or1.5 million children in Americawill be homeless each year.In 2013 that number jumped to one out of 30 children, or 2.5 million.
str8 outta wikipedia
I'm italian btw
And? In the us is most practiced so you either are jews or ruled by jews, you decide
They're usually clubs about if you look them up. As a group kayakers are generally welcoming from what I've seen. If you show up not knowing anything at all but are willing to try you'll fit right in pretty fast.
Not sure, something 130?
Actually I'm fairly certain Americans are just doing it now so we don't have to teach our children how to wash their dirty penises: the hyper puritanicalization of USA.
That's my theory at least.
I seriously question people when I see them buy bread sticks and not eat the crust.
Ian seriously baffled by it and it is the most American thing you can do with pizza.
These are lies i'm uncut and i went 2 weeks straight wothout a shower in multiple occasions during my life
Not even once i saw filthy stuff under the skin.
Ofc your dick will smell, cut or uncut, if you don't change underwear or don't shower
But damn it feels good to fap you can't imagine ahah
Exactly doctors are selling bullshit as some kind of "premium experience" for your dick while in fact you are only doing pointless damages to yourself/to your son
it's true that most people have no need to be circumcised, but I think you uncuts really make a bigger deal out of it than it is. My dick isn't damaged, it works just fine and sex feels fantastic. Get over yourself, bro. You must be a sad, pathetic person if being uncircumcised is something you feel the need to brag about. Like literally nothing going on.
Whos more obsessed with it?
Who PAY to get his son's dick mutilated or me who discovered why porn actors' dick looked different when i was like 17
Also i'm 100% sure you didn't choose to get cut, your dad chose for you and now your are pretending to be happy about it
>you will never feel how i feel
>Whos more obsessed with it?
>Who PAY to get his son's dick mutilated or me who discovered why porn actors' dick looked different when i was like 17
learn how to speak English and come back when you know what you wanna say