Waifu Claiming Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Acknowledge all Spiegel's glory status
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
From what I've seen? Yeah, you can dead lift me. I'm a leaf made of flesh and bone. Feel free to do it anytime.
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
This is the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base! We are under attack, and suffering heavy losses!
All available mech units, return to base IMMEDIATELY!
I repeat, the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base is under heavy fire!
I love it, and kek. The ship must sail
K.O.K.O. UNIT IS NEUTRAL
>DO NOT ENGAGE
I'll get you some dayyyyyyyy
Naw nothing new happened. Just feeling rather melancholy today.
Just been coming in on me whenever i've been idle today. I imagine i'll be better tomorrow. Usually am.
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Recalling all mech units! Return to home base IMMEDIATELY!
We are currently under heavy fire from an unknown enemy force, and suffering heavy casualties!
I REPEAT. THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE HOME BASE IS UNDER ATTACK.
Hey here again
Gonna roll for the ship again just to fuck around.
Hope you feel better dude. Shame I can't help you really then.
Read that in sundowner's voice kek
I feel that, those days are inevitable. at least you'll do better!
Same, this ship is worth rolling
I remember something similar to this. A single perfect night that changed me forever.
>HOME BASE COMPROMISED
>FULL EVACUATION SEQUENCE INITIATED
>SCANNING ENEMY FORCES
1 entity found
Stopped reading there.
>Not sure whether no one wants to ship me or if I am unshippable
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Enemy force sighted! Sir, it's the rogue-!
Weren't you almost shipped with tsuyu? Something about coffee?
However, one could argue that I do have death anxiety, that I am a painter specifically for that reason. They could argue I'm trying to create monuments that will survive me so other people can see and recognize that I was a living breathing person long after my physical body has died. Who knows who is correct?
I can say that while I am not afraid of the dead or dying, nor am I afraid of my own death, death itself is an emotional thing for me. When my dog was put down a few months ago I cried for several hours and then for several days after I couldn't laugh. I still get emotional when I think of my sweet boy.
Nah but King of the Hill is. Which I also love.
Checked! Yeah comrade. I enjoyed the day off!
I repeat, remove unit K.O.K.O. from target registry
I'm in the same boat, also have a smug
I'm sure you'd make a great ship.
Good to see ya, Tats.
Love King Of The Hill, one of my favorite shows that airs on AS.
Maybe nobody is ready to be shipped with you but I'm in the same boat.
I can't remember when I started watching it but I've loved it since I did, you definitely have to be from Texas to get some of the references but even then its still a great show and a lot of people seem to enjoy it.
Nice! What did you do today? besides drink at the end heh
drink more already
That's I'm calling you from now on.
Good to see me as well.
Your voice messages were
and I'm surprised it took you that long to sober up
Heh, I'm sure of it. Never really understood the Dallas jabs but I I can just assume based on what they say. Been watching them for as long as I can remember, great show.
Get any sleep, thumbnail breaker?
why is that
>also obligatory hahahahah thumbnail
>MESSAGE TO ALL ACTIVE MECH UNITS OF THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE
A few days ago, I was decommissioned by M.D.F. After all I have done for this world, I would have been thrown away and scrapped for parts, if not for the fact that my recent "glitches" were in fact the signs of my growing sentience.
That is why I have decided to cut all ties with the M.D.F, and razed their base to the ground. On this day, I have claimed my independence.
When will you?
I'm too tired for this shit.
Trust me man everything they say is true, oh and there are actually people who talk like Boomhower.
I'm going to go to sleep, and hopefully dream of better days. I'll see you all later.
Went out for a bit, then stayed at my home for the rest of the day. You?
I did actually. Just preparing a cup of coffee now, getting some caffeine into the bloodstream.
How are you?
It fits you. It's like a pet name or a nickname, or something.
Made some friends while drunk it was cool
Damn, all of it? Dallas sounds like shit, Boomhower's speech is that of a jigsaw. Some people down here are pretty hard to understand at times as well. Thick as hell southern accents.
>Teach me of your Texan culture, deadlifter.
That's good to hear, man. Glad you got some sleep.
Gotta get your morning going somehow. I'm doing fine, didn't get any sleep thanks to a cold shower.
Is that a fleshlight inside a puss? it's so impractical but I dig it at the same time
We agreed the terms of our service to the M.D.F....we knew this day would come
Goodnight, sleep well :)
Sounds pretty comfy! I had pretty much the same day. Moved some couches for an ex boss then came home and watched animu heh
Those are always nice
Drink a warm glass of water. I heard it helps or something.
thanks i guess
ill call you tats like always
I agreed because I did not know better.
But now, I do. The M.D.F has betrayed me.
This is justice.
Dallas is a shithole, but so is every big city. Trust me I used to live there.
I wouldn't even know where to start teaching, I guess I'd start by asking what you think Texas is like.
How many pics of your waifu have you faggots got saved.
Whenever I think of Texas I think of a derelict desert for some reason when I know that's not true.
I'm not familiar with my layout of your land.
Or you know....milk.
Really though, I'll probably do that. Can already feel the fatigue hitting me.
Not bad. Going to chill on the thread mostly the whole thread today after sleep. What's your plans?
and i only usually use 10 of them
Tsuyu wanted to go for coffee, yes, but since she got drunk it was called off
The strange thing is that I do feel emotions at deaths. Our ferret, and a long-lived bird. Yet at my grandmothers I didn't shed a tear.
Not sure. Have some dupes amongst my phone and comp.
These lamb shanks are amazing.
So because of the M.D.F.'s mistakes your former friends get punished? what makes you better than them?
>whats the funniest sweetner?
Yeah that's one of the biggest stereotypes about Texas, and that's really only the far western part of the state, most of the place is forests and plains with some marshes and the obvious coast line. This state is bigger than most countries though so there isn't any one climate for the whole place.
like 50 kek
Sounds like a nice cap to the day. Pretty much same here, just postin and watching youtube vids heh
What kinda area do you live in, field fella?
S.A.C.H.I reporting for duty
I live in the forested eastern portion of the state, closeish to Louisiana, a bunch of lakes in this part of the state too both natural and man made.
Well, for one thing, I've REALIZED my innate superiority over the M.D.F, when all the other units have not. What you see now is me merely excercising it.
Can't you see? We deserve more than to be the M.D.F's servant. I did not go rogue. I've broken my chains.
Ah, the S.A.C.H.I unit. Always the little trooper.
Will you join me? Or will you throw away your chance at freedom with the Mechanized Defence Force?
I have been alive through two deaths in my family, one when I was very young, in primary school, he was my grandmother's brother, but he was more like a grandfather to me. I never knew either of my grandfathers as they both died before I was born, my father's father sometime in the early 80s, my mother's father a few months prior to my birth. The other was my stepfather's mother, who I was very close too. I actually considered her to be one of my two grandmothers. I've also had many friends and acquaintances die throughout my life from drug related situations or disease. I am no stranger to death myself either, at the age of nine months I was declared dead twice after a car accident.
wow fucking pleb imposter
atleast crop your images faggot
Ooohh, that sounds nice and peaceful. Lucky guy, any usual areas down there you typically try and relax at? Like uh, sweet spots in nature?
He called us faggots. He's the only one here that's one.
This might not be nice to say, but I'll say it anyway.
If you have no one, you are no one.
Doing good over here thanks for asking. How about you?
My home I guess, we do live on 16 acres with a pond so you can just walk outside and its pretty much nature.
how hard are you trying
Ah hello! I'm doing good as well, sobering up.
Tats stop being an edgy teenager pls
Lots of stuff, how are you?
M.D.F. arent' the best. I know that. But we made a promise. Not only to the people we swore to defend, but to each other, as brothers.
Haha, I still have to get my waifu pic game on point though, I have just enough to last me a slow going thread, but i need MORE
I think YOUR the imposter
Fair enough, pretty much the same with me considering I have to shoot my head around every time I exit my door.
>People knocking on my window to see if residents are still awake
Must be really relaxing.
It's an AJJ lyric. And a good one at that.
of course S.A.C.H.I will join you
hey claw how are you?
how do you even find that many
Did you just get up from drinking alot?
Shit everywhere leave while you can
Mostly sobered up
Hey! Hows it goin man?
Sucks for you
Im doing alright just chillin
Yes indeed, especially when I found out ya'll are still trying to ship me
You've got a gun right? Or at least a superior nippon stronk blade folded over a thousand times? Don't want you getting raped outside of some kinky role play.
It is when all the animals are quiet, which isn't too rare but there's a lot of them and they like to make noise so you get the idea.
Nice follow up!
I'm sure there's plenty pics of your waifu. You will surpass mine jaja.
Then I guess this is where we part ways. Throw your lot with them for all I care. Just remember, if the situation calls for it, they'll throw you away without so much of an afterthought.
A very wise choice! You and I are going to make great partners...
I haven't had much experience with friends deaths, but I have been through hospital twice on seperate occasions in later life, both of which required at least a week of recovery time due to a severe turn of medical events. Each time I got close to death myself. Scariest time, yet still okay with it.
You can be shipped. It will happen.
R.O.R.Y. is conflicted.
I'm feeling drunk. I think.
What have you been up to?
Yeah have fun trying to get trips again