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Waifu Claiming Thread
>Creep edition

The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Acknowledge all Spiegel's glory status
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
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Iowa claim
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Yuno claim

>Still unshippable
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>>683236933
>ship
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>>683236933
Fuck off Spiegel
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Obligatory claim.

>>683236890
From what I've seen? Yeah, you can dead lift me. I'm a leaf made of flesh and bone. Feel free to do it anytime.
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tiny alan claim
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>>683237042
BANNED
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>>683237080
NOPE STILL HERE BITCH
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Sakura claimed
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sachi claim
>rattle
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>>683236933
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS

This is the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base! We are under attack, and suffering heavy losses!

All available mech units, return to base IMMEDIATELY!

I repeat, the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base is under heavy fire!
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>claiming yume
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here again
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>>683236809
>for funsake
I love it, and kek. The ship must sail
>>683236841
K.O.K.O. UNIT IS NEUTRAL
>DO NOT ENGAGE
>>683236884
I'll get you some dayyyyyyyy

Also claiming
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>>683236656
>>683236777
>>683236809
Naw nothing new happened. Just feeling rather melancholy today.

Just been coming in on me whenever i've been idle today. I imagine i'll be better tomorrow. Usually am.

>>683237212
>rattle
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>>683237238
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS

Recalling all mech units! Return to home base IMMEDIATELY!

We are currently under heavy fire from an unknown enemy force, and suffering heavy casualties!

I REPEAT. THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE HOME BASE IS UNDER ATTACK.
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>>683237352
IM FUCKING UNSHIPPABLE
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>>683237332
Hey here again
>>683237352
Gonna roll for the ship again just to fuck around.
>>683237360
Hope you feel better dude. Shame I can't help you really then.
>>683237426
Read that in sundowner's voice kek
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>>683237073
Nice.
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i remember when i first came to australia
when i first met you
when our eyes met and you looked away
my heart has never beat the same
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>>683237360
I feel that, those days are inevitable. at least you'll do better!
>>683237426
We'll see
>>683237543
Same, this ship is worth rolling
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>>683237543
Cant flimflam the zimzam
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I probably shouldn't be lurking here right now.
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>>683237574
I remember something similar to this. A single perfect night that changed me forever.
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>>683237545
American Dad still on, deadlifter?
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>>683237393
>HOME BASE COMPROMISED
>FULL EVACUATION SEQUENCE INITIATED
>SCANNING ENEMY FORCES
>SCANNING...
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...
1 entity found
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>>683237574
>australia
Stopped reading there.
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>lel gibe replies pls
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Rory claimed

>Not sure whether no one wants to ship me or if I am unshippable
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>>683237718

>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS

Enemy force sighted! Sir, it's the rogue-!

ZTTTT!
>CONNECTION LOST
...
...
...
>I live
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>>683237795
(you)
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>>683237827
Weren't you almost shipped with tsuyu? Something about coffee?
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Repost

However, one could argue that I do have death anxiety, that I am a painter specifically for that reason. They could argue I'm trying to create monuments that will survive me so other people can see and recognize that I was a living breathing person long after my physical body has died. Who knows who is correct?

>>683236763
I can say that while I am not afraid of the dead or dying, nor am I afraid of my own death, death itself is an emotional thing for me. When my dog was put down a few months ago I cried for several hours and then for several days after I couldn't laugh. I still get emotional when I think of my sweet boy.
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>>683237706
Nah but King of the Hill is. Which I also love.
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Claimed.
>>683236777
Checked! Yeah comrade. I enjoyed the day off!
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>>683237830
I repeat, remove unit K.O.K.O. from target registry
>>683237827
I'm in the same boat, also have a smug
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>>683237795
Normalfag Kirino is here.
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>>683237827
I'm sure you'd make a great ship.

>>683237748
Good to see ya, Tats.

>>683237962
Love King Of The Hill, one of my favorite shows that airs on AS.
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>>683237795
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Sober already
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>>683237827
Maybe nobody is ready to be shipped with you but I'm in the same boat.
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>>683238148
DONT FUCKING FORGET WHAT YOU SAID TO ME
im watching
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>>683238056
I can't remember when I started watching it but I've loved it since I did, you definitely have to be from Texas to get some of the references but even then its still a great show and a lot of people seem to enjoy it.
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>>683237994
Nice! What did you do today? besides drink at the end heh
>>683238107
drink more already
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>>683238148
That's I'm calling you from now on.

>>683238056
Good to see me as well.
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>>683238282
how could i forget
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>>683238107
Your voice messages were

interesting

and I'm surprised it took you that long to sober up
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>>683238399
>swap

>Barry
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>>683238399
dat thumbnail.
>Shizuru
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>>683238399
Thank you Hiro.
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>>683238372
Heh, I'm sure of it. Never really understood the Dallas jabs but I I can just assume based on what they say. Been watching them for as long as I can remember, great show.

>>683238399
Get any sleep, thumbnail breaker?
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>>683238439
Those seem like disproportionaly small hands
>>683238457
Hot

>koko
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I need more feet....
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>>683238399
ok
why is that
>also obligatory hahahahah thumbnail
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>>683238020

>MESSAGE TO ALL ACTIVE MECH UNITS OF THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE

A few days ago, I was decommissioned by M.D.F. After all I have done for this world, I would have been thrown away and scrapped for parts, if not for the fact that my recent "glitches" were in fact the signs of my growing sentience.

That is why I have decided to cut all ties with the M.D.F, and razed their base to the ground. On this day, I have claimed my independence.

When will you?
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>>683238232
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>>683238399
I'm too tired for this shit.
>>683238578
Trust me man everything they say is true, oh and there are actually people who talk like Boomhower.
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I'm going to go to sleep, and hopefully dream of better days. I'll see you all later.
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>>683238396
Went out for a bit, then stayed at my home for the rest of the day. You?
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>>683238578
I did actually. Just preparing a cup of coffee now, getting some caffeine into the bloodstream.

How are you?

>>683238672
It fits you. It's like a pet name or a nickname, or something.
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Made some friends while drunk it was cool
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>>683236933
zone-tan

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPHLPmt914
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>>683238902
Damn, all of it? Dallas sounds like shit, Boomhower's speech is that of a jigsaw. Some people down here are pretty hard to understand at times as well. Thick as hell southern accents.
>Teach me of your Texan culture, deadlifter.

>>683238970
That's good to hear, man. Glad you got some sleep.

Gotta get your morning going somehow. I'm doing fine, didn't get any sleep thanks to a cold shower.
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>>683238629
Is that a fleshlight inside a puss? it's so impractical but I dig it at the same time
>>683238758
We agreed the terms of our service to the M.D.F....we knew this day would come
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>>683238821
More of this pls
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>>683238961
cya shizuru have a good sleep
>sachi
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>>683238961
Goodnight, sleep well :)
>>683238964
Sounds pretty comfy! I had pretty much the same day. Moved some couches for an ex boss then came home and watched animu heh
>>683238991
Those are always nice
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>>683239101
Drink a warm glass of water. I heard it helps or something.
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>>683238970
ok
thanks i guess
ill call you tats like always
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Orihime
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>>683239146
I agreed because I did not know better.

But now, I do. The M.D.F has betrayed me.

This is justice.
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>>683239101
Dallas is a shithole, but so is every big city. Trust me I used to live there.
I wouldn't even know where to start teaching, I guess I'd start by asking what you think Texas is like.
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Suguha
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How many pics of your waifu have you faggots got saved.

450+
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>>683239533
Whenever I think of Texas I think of a derelict desert for some reason when I know that's not true.

I'm not familiar with my layout of your land.

>>683239405
Or you know....milk.

Really though, I'll probably do that. Can already feel the fatigue hitting me.
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>>683239274
Not bad. Going to chill on the thread mostly the whole thread today after sleep. What's your plans?
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>>683239619
156.
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Shampoo
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>>683239619
+200
and i only usually use 10 of them
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>>683237932
Tsuyu wanted to go for coffee, yes, but since she got drunk it was called off
>>683237945
The strange thing is that I do feel emotions at deaths. Our ferret, and a long-lived bird. Yet at my grandmothers I didn't shed a tear.
>>683239619
Not sure. Have some dupes amongst my phone and comp.

These lamb shanks are amazing.
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>>683239619
178, faggot.
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Lewd claim before sleep
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>>683239489
So because of the M.D.F.'s mistakes your former friends get punished? what makes you better than them?
>>683239582
>whats the funniest sweetner?
>sugu HA
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Lunamaria
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>>683239619
171.
>>683239689
Yeah that's one of the biggest stereotypes about Texas, and that's really only the far western part of the state, most of the place is forests and plains with some marshes and the obvious coast line. This state is bigger than most countries though so there isn't any one climate for the whole place.
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Third wave incoming
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>>683239867
>this kills the og neo
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>>683239619
like 50 kek
>>683239710
Sounds like a nice cap to the day. Pretty much same here, just postin and watching youtube vids heh
>>683239729
Conditioner
>>683239840
Dayum
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>>683239980
What kinda area do you live in, field fella?
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>>683239619
around 100
>>683239489
S.A.C.H.I reporting for duty
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Leafa
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>>683240166
I live in the forested eastern portion of the state, closeish to Louisiana, a bunch of lakes in this part of the state too both natural and man made.
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>>683240004
>>683240037
>>683240067
>>683240130
>>683240176
>>683240264
>>683240292

thanks dude
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>>683239916
Well, for one thing, I've REALIZED my innate superiority over the M.D.F, when all the other units have not. What you see now is me merely excercising it.

Can't you see? We deserve more than to be the M.D.F's servant. I did not go rogue. I've broken my chains.

>>683240224
Ah, the S.A.C.H.I unit. Always the little trooper.

Will you join me? Or will you throw away your chance at freedom with the Mechanized Defence Force?
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I'm so sad, I want to die.
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>>683240402
Anytime fam
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>>683239796
I have been alive through two deaths in my family, one when I was very young, in primary school, he was my grandmother's brother, but he was more like a grandfather to me. I never knew either of my grandfathers as they both died before I was born, my father's father sometime in the early 80s, my mother's father a few months prior to my birth. The other was my stepfather's mother, who I was very close too. I actually considered her to be one of my two grandmothers. I've also had many friends and acquaintances die throughout my life from drug related situations or disease. I am no stranger to death myself either, at the age of nine months I was declared dead twice after a car accident.
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How are you allllll~
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>>683240503
wow fucking pleb imposter

atleast crop your images faggot
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>>683240394
Ooohh, that sounds nice and peaceful. Lucky guy, any usual areas down there you typically try and relax at? Like uh, sweet spots in nature?
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>>683240138
Same comrade!
He called us faggots. He's the only one here that's one.
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This might not be nice to say, but I'll say it anyway.

If you have no one, you are no one.
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>>683240574
what? fuck all
stop impersonating me
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>>683240707
ouch
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>>683240707
Well shit.
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Eureka
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>>683240730
wrong ip
not near
next time
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>>683240544
Doing good over here thanks for asking. How about you?
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>>683240575
My home I guess, we do live on 16 acres with a pond so you can just walk outside and its pretty much nature.
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>>683240707
wow dude you're really deep.
Every philosopher knows is better in solitude, having someone else to spend your regrets and fight is boring.
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>>683239619
2.5k
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>>683240707
I'll stick with it.
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Sup everyone whats going on in he...
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>>683240707
cool

>>683240730
how hard are you trying

>>683240851
hi spike
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>>683240890
Ah hello! I'm doing good as well, sobering up.
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>>683240707
Tats stop being an edgy teenager pls
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Shoko
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>>683241022
Lots of stuff, how are you?
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>>683240460
M.D.F. arent' the best. I know that. But we made a promise. Not only to the people we swore to defend, but to each other, as brothers.
>>683240636
Haha, I still have to get my waifu pic game on point though, I have just enough to last me a slow going thread, but i need MORE
>>683240707
Tru
>>683240730
I think YOUR the imposter
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>>683240928
Fair enough, pretty much the same with me considering I have to shoot my head around every time I exit my door.
>People knocking on my window to see if residents are still awake
>Scared hands.

Must be really relaxing.
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>>683241118
It's an AJJ lyric. And a good one at that.
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>>683240460
of course S.A.C.H.I will join you
>>683241022
hey claw how are you?
>>683241000
how do you even find that many
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>>683241051
i was here before you heh
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>>683241060
>sobering up
Did you just get up from drinking alot?
>>683241022
Shit everywhere leave while you can
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Mostly sobered up

>>683241260
Screencap, fanart
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>>683241257
O
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>>683240826
Hey! Hows it goin man?
>>683241320
Sucks for you
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>>683241304
your point
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>>683241177
>>683241260
Im doing alright just chillin
you?
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>>683241513
Yes indeed, especially when I found out ya'll are still trying to ship me
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>>683241521
im original you sad faggit lmao ill fk u up
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Donald trumps thread
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>>683241220
You've got a gun right? Or at least a superior nippon stronk blade folded over a thousand times? Don't want you getting raped outside of some kinky role play.
It is when all the animals are quiet, which isn't too rare but there's a lot of them and they like to make noise so you get the idea.
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>>683241213
>1213
Nice follow up!
I'm sure there's plenty pics of your waifu. You will surpass mine jaja.
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>>683241213
Then I guess this is where we part ways. Throw your lot with them for all I care. Just remember, if the situation calls for it, they'll throw you away without so much of an afterthought.

>>683241260
A very wise choice! You and I are going to make great partners...
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>>683240533
I haven't had much experience with friends deaths, but I have been through hospital twice on seperate occasions in later life, both of which required at least a week of recovery time due to a severe turn of medical events. Each time I got close to death myself. Scariest time, yet still okay with it.
>>683241599
Sup claw
>>683241606
You can be shipped. It will happen.
>>683241790
R.O.R.Y. is conflicted.

>2manykirinos
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>>683241679
im not sad anymore
i've found someone
its pretty good
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>>683241599
I'm feeling drunk. I think.
What have you been up to?
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>>683241866
Yeah have fun trying to get trips again
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>>683241965
>>683241965
>>683241965
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>>683241892
shut the fk up u faggot ill fk ur ass until ur dick will be aroused for seeing me
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>>683242084
Fkn puto
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