Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dry Dock edition
The rules are simple:
>No shipping
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Insult Dio
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
>>683231617
Cant flimflam the zimzam nigguh
Iowa claim
>>683230946
I can see that, there's sometimes I just really need to take a shower too.
Shiet nigga.
>>683230978
That happens to me too.
>>683231612
>slight
Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk.
>Shizuru
I'm underaged and can't drink till next year
Obligatory claim.
>Don't be gay
Kek, no promises.
>Get drunk
Only on special occasions.
>>683231848
In the end I felt like I drank half a gallon of milk, fairly invigorated along with side hopping.
Shiiiietttt
>>683231724
Had a couple beers earlier so it itsnt like ive had no booze
But i would like atleast 6 moee beers
Claiming
>>683231617
I ACTUALLY FOUND A SMUG SAKURA...but it's lewd :c
>>683231724
I've been good, did some drinking for the first time yesterday since it was my birthday. Not enough for drunk though
>>683231686
Nothing in particular. Just the ship thing going overboard, combined with some alcohol and a saturday night, i suppose.
Claimed. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
>>683231524
That's nice. W.o.T always hear good stuff about it. The other I don't know.
>>683231617
It's like a soap opera kek.
>>683231665
Good to know, except for the sleep part.
>Best idol claimed
>>683231362
I thought you had some captain morgan last night though? and yeah Kings bay is a bit ratchet, but I haven't had any problems with it so far heh
>>683231396
I'm here ese whatsup?
>>683231617
Run and tell that...homboy
Also claim
>>683231876
I'll be waiting patiently.
>>683232120
waoh
spooky
>>683231848
>Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk
You and me both.
>>683231876
B&
>>683231995
how much overboard did the ships go?
>no ship rattles
sachi claim
>>683232120
Shit, that's cool.
>>683232225
Wait right there cabron, Im coming
>>683232283
watching
>>683232454
Oh hell no.
>easily scared
>>683232454
>NOPE
>O
>P
>E
>>683231984
Well at least you had some beers. Why don't you get more?
>>683231989
>smug sakura
Share it mang, and good to hear! how old did you turn?
>>683232120
That reminds me of the mickey mouse fantasia shit
>>683231970
Nice, that's a fun feeling.
>>683232332
Awesome.
>>683232413
How are you shipmate
>>683232598
FUCK OFF CUNT I AINT NOONE'S SHIP
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
I hope everyone is okay~
>>683232225
Got two drinks. Finished the Morgan. I kinda forgot about the BacardÃ, until now. Jaja.
>Sanae
>>683232382
I dunno. There's enough new ships floating around that i stopped paying attention to who's shipped with who because i figure more than a couple will be sank by tomorrow.
That and i feel it'd be rude to start listing things.
It seems some of them wandered in to skype or passed out. One of the two.
>>683232578
How's your late night going so far, handsome.
>>683232566
Its 3:30am its irregal to sell beer
Also not old enough to buy yet
>moka
>>683231658
Still a dry dock
>>683231989
1lewd or 2lewd?
>>683232222
>checked
>>683232283
Best filename is a meme filename
>>683232454
3spoopy4me
>That feel when no ones shipped me at all
Rory claimed
>>683232454
Wew.
>>683232536
If you're gonna stay up late might as well make it so you can't sleep.
>>683232673
Tired, still watching TV.
>>683232566
I'm 21 now, though is scary...I just want to be a teen again
This is SMUG right? I had to crop it because lewd sakura is bad, she's pure
>>683231816
I can flim flam u bb
>>683231989
Oh my!
>>683232222
Checked
>>683232238
Yay! I'll share experiences
>>683232332
For being 19?
>>683232454
Reminds me of a kid who walked up to me in the mall and threw up
>>683232658
>>683232598
Oh my~
>>683232659
I am. Friends got a dog high tonight lol. How are you?
>>683232659
Ayy friend! I'm doing good. You?
>>683232841
Might watch The Thing in a few, I'm horrible with horror movies and paranoia. Can't watch that shit alone, gotta stay up though.
Actually watching it or just background noise?
>>683232413
I'll be here fgt, bring your girlfriend>>683232598
>>683232659
Im doing good! How about you?
>>683232663
My man! do you see yourself buying any in the future?
>>683232716
>not old enough
I know that feel
>>683232545
mine
>>683232899
YoU AINT DOING SHIT TO ME NIGGA
>>683232965
Oh piss off!
>>683231658
>messing with yuno is fun edition
>>683232866
That is smug! and i'm gonna be 21 this year. How is it scary? kek
>>683232866
Thats a good smug. If that's the only one though...
>>683232945
Its an amazing horror movie. A better horror game.
>>683233038
Someone's mad...
>>683233067
21... I'm 26.
>>683232945
I love horror movies, cannot deal with horror games though.
Who says you have to watch them alone?
Kinda background but its American Dad so I watch and laugh every few minutes.
>>683232866
Approved
>>683232899
I hope he didn't make him eat the weed kek
I'm alright thanks~
>>683232905
Nor bad nor good, usual morning here.
>>683232965
Feeling bad about Tsuyu but the day is alright.
>>683232658
Its okay us pink waifus have to stick together
>>683232899
Worse part is we might actually become shipmates in the navy
>and then will be ship mates
>>683232965
But most of my friends can buy so i pretty much got booze whenever i want
>>683232669
rip
gonna look like the titanic tomorrow with all the dead ships
>dead ships rattle
>>683233235
ill fucking kill u
>>683233138
Would make for an excellent modern day horror game.
Multiplayer?
>>683233149
Same, they're great. Horrible with horror games and movies.
>Who says you have to watch them alone?
Roommate is sleeping so I don't really have a choice.
Fuckin' love American Dad.
>>683233038
Though we were fighting tho?
>>683233045
amen
>>683233138
>smug knows no age
>>683233200
Bad about tsuyu? how come?
>>683233235
hell yeah, I give my dad money so he buys all my stuff, I'm the oldest of my friends
>>683232899
>For being 19
Cheeky.
>>683232578
>>683233407
You can piss off with that shuipping bullshit mi8
>>683233067
I have responsibilities now, and my apparent cuteness will start dropping off until I get wrinkles :c this is not a life I want to live
And its going to be weird to turn down gambling and drinking, since everyone does but I have no care for it..
>>683233138
Its so hard getting proper sakura pictures, none cares about her lol.
>>683233166
Yays!
>>683233388
Get over to Texas and we can watch them together.
I've probably seen every episode of this show, I love it too.
>>683233429
>>683233407
I told him to relax but he got wasted instead.
>>683232899
That'll be fun! Just remind us when it's close comrade.
>>683232965
Probably... I'll let you know. But it will be a grand day that's for sure!
>>683233200
Neutral. Anything planned for the day?
>>683233348
Maybe maybe. We'll see. Oh well.
Should be interesting at the very least. Unfortunately i probably won't be around. Mothers' day and such.
>>683233200
Blew it in her face lol
>>683233038
Don't be too sure
>>683233235
Oohhhhh. I womder who's the petty officer 1st class is and who's the seman apprentice is?
>>683233429
Breeki
>>683233587
Even if it's one. Just ready when I come and do monthly smug tax collections
>>683233728
Next July. So it's a day closer everyday
>>683233630
Oho, that would be nice. Get scared easily even around others still, heh...
Yeah, I've seen most every episode of the earlier seasons. New stuff is sort of weak though, I'm taking really recent.
>>683233812
I fukken dare u mate
its finished!
best mutating dream girl claimed!
>>683233812
>blew it in her face
>in her face
>yuno gets a facial
>>683233490
>shuipping
>mi8
what are saying bruv?
>>683233587
Ah I see haha, you apparent cuteness? I lost that a while ago, although I still don't know which sort of responsibilities 21 brings in itself
>>683233685
I take it he's an angry drunk?
>>683233728
all you do is grand my friend! I've already started counting the days till next year
Ay, check out this video.
https://youtu.be/9ypaXNVPkSg
>>683233388
It isn't. Single player, but the game is legitimately horror.
>>683233407
>smug knows no gender
>>683233587
Not enough people know about Rory for good fanart
>>683233812
Nono, isn't it able seaman?
>>683232545
close
>>683233966
pt 2
I'm off to bed its like 5 am
>>683233971
Gonna kill ya
>>683233973
Fuck you im sobering up
>>683233923
When I use next pic lol
>>683233971
Kek
>>683234018
That's the joke;)
>shinoa bro
>>683233728
I'll probably go on with school stuff and play some overwatch after that~
You?
>>683233812
Oh ok, because if he made him eat it, that dog probably wouldn't live longer after that.
>>683233973
No, his mind is full of thoughts in these days so getting drunk would've just make things worse.
Though he did it anyway.
>>683233369
Bring it on bitch
We gonna take this ship to bottom of the ocean
>>683233407
I can also get my brother to somtimes but hes kinda a dick anout it
>>683233812
Ill be makin petty officer real fast if i get the rate i want and with e3 starting
Then we will see who the seaman is
>its u
>>683234032
Damn son. Thats the best mutation I've ever seen.
>>683233388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_%28video_game%29
Game link.
>Rory-sama
>>683233966
What in the fuck is that?
>>683233978
I doont geyt it? its a pand a fethas?
>>683234018
>them licks
Ohmy
>>683234032
that one didn't even look like her. but goodnight mang, sleep well :)
>>683233879
I like watching horror movies with others, I think they're really the only kind I prefer other people to be there to watch with me.
Yeah I think that's how everything goes though, the early stuff always seems to be the best.
>>683233630
It's 5:50 here so I'm going to pretend to sleep.
I should also work on that sleep schedule.
>so much for a 100% all nighter
Good night/already early morning, everyone.
>>683234256
hahaha thanks
>>683234278
deep dreamer fucking with asuka
goodnight guys! <3 you all /waifu/
Okay before I go to bed.
I, shinoa bro, the smug queen. Is here to collect your monthly smugs. Sakura, you don't have to since I saw it areasy. Others on the other hands must post smugs. Of your waifu doesn't smug, I'll collect super cute as well
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>683234161
>next pic
Bullshit!
>>683234241
Ima take your ass to the bottom more like it
>>683234018
>That gif
So tempting Heh~
>>683234018
Was wondering more what you'd think of a Multiplayer modern day horror like that. Being all immersive and such.
Haven't heard of it having a game, huh. I'll have to check it out and cry in a corner.
>>683234256
Oh, why thank you.
>>683234341
Indeed, when you're alone it's hard not to look behind you every second and get anxious. I'd love to sit with you and watch some horror.
True, time ruins most things.
>>683234451
my smug when im not getting shipped
>>683234130
Thank drink more you puss
>>683234177
Ah I see, i'm sorry to hear it, I suppose thats the darker side to it all ay?
>>683234241
Same, my brother would never and my brother in law was the same. Only some more months though until I can buy :D
>>683234177
Doge was kill but dank weed
>>683234241
Oh my~
>>683234468
Hehe
>>683234560
>trips for our ship
Those who are afraid of ghosties and ghoulies, demons, goblins, gremlins, or anything supernatural or otherworldly, have forgotten that the only thing frightening in life is life.
>>683234662
>reroll
>>683234023
Do I know you..?
>>683234615
I aint got anymore!
>>683234641
faggot
>>683234662
HAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY KIDDO NO SHIP FOR US
>>683234710
Paranoia and anxiety overlay logic I'd have to say.
>>683234396
Goodnight Milk Tanker.
>>683234539
For me its just I like to see other people's reactions, whether its to laugh at them or for them to agree with me that that was an awesome way to kill somebody.
>>683234662
rolling
>>683234434
I figured haha, goodnight
>>683234451
>smug tax
>>683234845
Drink yo piss nigga
>>683234826
love
>>683234710
Actually the only thing(s) frightening in life are being stabbed, being shot, spiders, impacting the ground at 200-some-odd miles per hour, spiders, losing people, and generally most forms of dying.
>>683234851
I am extremely paranoid and anxious, I am still not afraid of anything other than life itself.
>>683234615
Yeah kind of, I'm just worried about it.
>>683234641
Wew nice to know.
>>683234662
>REROLL AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU YUNO
>>683234927
Nigga do I look like bear grylls?
>>683231658
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
This is the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base! We are under attack, and suffering heavy losses!
All available mech units, return to base IMMEDIATELY!
I repeat, the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base is under heavy fire!
>>683234975
>Ruri go to bed holy shit
>>683233772
rip, well i'll tell you if you miss anything whenever you come back
>>683234845
i think you need a separate island with how many ships you are in
>>683234396
G'night, Atago. Sleep warm and well.
>>683234873
Kek, well you'd be laughing at me quite a bit. Screaming all over the place and digging my face into the nearest object.
Or discussing how great the scene was or it's effects.
>>683235021
To each their own, man. We all have our own fears and demons.
>>683233812
Noted! Now we wait....
>>683233973
Jaja thanks comrade. I'll do it for your birthday too.
>>683234177
Nothing really. Just chill on the thread and draw. It's a Sunday, so not much going on. What's Overwatch? I've been hearing it lately.
>>683234278
Those accents. It makes it hilarious.
>>683234451
Sleep easy and take care.
https://youtu.be/lPkIGN3-fiM
>>683235057
just wait, the trip ship is coming soon
>like now
YOU AINT RESHIPPING ME WITH YOU
>Quads makes me unshippable
>>683235120
Oh really, YA THINK?
>>683235129
>digging my face into the nearest object
Oh boy
>>683235090
i can see you
>>683235243
Had a feeling you'd catch that.
>>683235215
IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIP YOU
>>683235001
I am not afraid of dying, I'm not afraid of being stabbed or shot, I'm not afraid of hitting the ground from a great distance, and I keep a rather large spider as a pet.
>>683235129
I do have my demons, and like all demons they stem from what my experiences.
>>683235129
>>683235243
>>683235312
My thoughts exactly.
>>683235329
BY THE POWER OF GITS I AM UNSHIPPABLE
>claiming yume
>>683235289
what the fuckspike is this you fucking with me
>>683235120
Thanks. I'll be looking forward to it. Lol.
>>683235078
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Recalling all mech units! Return to home base IMMEDIATELY!
We are currently under heavy fire from an unknown enemy force, and suffering heavy casualties!
I REPEAT. THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE HOME BASE IS UNDER ATTACK.
UNSHIPPABLE BABY
>>683235363
>I'm not afraid of [...]
nigga if someone were to suddenly break into your apartment this instant and hold a gun to your head, you'd be pissing yourself like everyone else. You're not some existential messiah nor a hardened soldier Fool. the more you try to deny instinct, the stronger it gets.
>>683235329
I dare you to try, none cares about sakura bit me. Literally impossible
>>683235434
FUCK YOUR GETS NIGGA.
JUST WAIT FOR THIS SHIT, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, AND THE SHIP V2 IS SETTING SAIL
>>683235551
FUCK
>>683235054
I don't really know the whole situation, but it sounds just like someone who's sinking into it for a bit. Unless they're the type to get sucked into things I wouldn't worry about it
>>683235057
Nah, bear grylls is cuter
>>683235078
OH FUCK
>>683235163
I know right? That guys hilarious, and thanks comrade, hopefully my birthday will be grand
>>683235363
Same here, man. Though you could say horror ties in with more primal instincts therefore ties in with some form of realism? Fears of death and such?
>>683235410
>Offer still stands
>>683235519
come back home i miss you. the way you used to look at me.
Aqua because she is the best
>>683235532
let it burn
>>683235551
>ship sets sail
>>683235577
Still not shipping!
>>683235175
I love it
>>683235551
Cant escape it baby
>>683234468
Gotta take the whole ship if you want me down there
>>683235551
By the power of gits we are an unstumpable couple
>>683235742
Just like final fantasy versus XIII and KH3
NEVER EVER
>>683235632
I don't have nearly as much of a chest but sure.
>>683235795
>SHIP
>SETS
>SAIL
>>683235742
>>683235795
Trips and I set you guys off
>>683235885
>>683235891
>>683235976
NEVER EVER
E
V
E
R
E
V
E
R
>>683235988
AHAhh not trips
>>683235667
do you wana skype fuk?
im down 4 syber sex
>>683235163
New blizzard FPS game.
Kind of fun.
>>683235630
I don't know, probably he just need some time for himself.
>>683235974
That's more than fine, ya big lug.
>>683235532
>>683235630
>>683235683
>HOME BASE COMPROMISED
>FULL EVACUATION SEQUENCE INITIATED
>SCANNING ENEMY FORCES
>SCANNING...
...
...
1 entity found
>>683236082
wrong ip
>>683235562
I actively welcome my own death. I'm ready to go at any time, anywhere, by any means. That does not mean that I won't intentionally avoid situations that will result in my death, it simply means that I do not let my life be governed by that fear.
>>683235632
I have no anxiety about death. I accept it as an inevitability.
>>683231658
Spiegel you motherfucker!
After hours of searching I finally find you!
>>683236245
I'll ask you this
What are you trying to achieve here
>>683236279
Fair enough, man.
>>683236348
empty
Just not happy today. Sucks.
Nothing to do about it too.
>>683235630
It will comrade. Til then nothing but good times a head.
>>683236151
Oh okay. I'm not into games as of late, but I'll get back on track sometime soon. I hope you'll enjoy it.
>>683235988
Fuck kek, ship confirmed sail
>>683236034
More like forever ever
>>683236151
Well then thats what he needs ya know? As long as he knows he can come to you if he needs to its all good
>>683236236
What are details on enemy force?
>>683236034
>SHIP
SETS
FUCKING
SAIL
NOW
>>683236415
wat
>>683235054
>I'm just worried about it
How sweet.
>>683235329
Stop. Your ship is awful.
>>683236540
FILL ME
>>683236451
I've had those kinds of days, they suck! Just push through and hopefully things will get better! Maybe just relax and watch something you like?
I'm FUCKING UNSHIPPABLE
>>683236659
reeeeeeeeeeroll
>>683234539
Would be a good game, I'd think. But the trust system wouldn't really work for multiplayer.
>>683236483
>Still not shipped at all
>feels good man
>>683236279
Been faced with my death twice before. Strangely calm both times. Watched my grandmothers last breath. No emotion.
>Rory
>>683236451
What can ya do?
>>683236479
amen to that! So how was your day today? did you have it off?
>>683236483
Naw didn't get trips. I tried to sail it for funsake but I failed.
>>683236451
Something happen?
>>683236483
>ALERT!
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Enemy force sighted! Sir, it's the rogue-!
ZTTTT!
>CONNECTION LOST
...
...
>I live
>>683236777
HAHAHAHA MISSED YOUR OPPERTUNITY BITCH
>>683236228
I can't remember if you've ever said how much you weigh, you've said your a spooky skeleton but I'm trying to figure out if I could deadlift you, I don't know why I like this but I find it fun when I realize I can deadlift people, its one of my main motivations for getting stronger.
>>683236659
#giveup
>>683236763
Same here, not having a ship feels nice. I can keep all the smug to myself :D
However, one could argue that I do have death anxiety, that I am a painter specifically for that reason. They could argue I'm trying to create monuments that will survive me so other people can see and recognize that I was a living breathing person long after my physical body has died. Who knows who is correct?
>>683236763
I can say that while I am not afraid of the dead or dying, nor am I afraid of my own death, death itself is an emotional thing for me. When my dog was put down a few months ago I cried for several hours and then for several days after I couldn't laugh. I still get emotional when I think of my sweet boy.
