Waifu Claiming Thread
>Dry Dock edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Insult other waifu
>Pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Keep ERP, RP and suggestive themes to a minimum
>Don't be gay
Most Important: Get drunk
I can see that, there's sometimes I just really need to take a shower too.
That happens to me too.
Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk.
>Don't be gay
Kek, no promises.
Only on special occasions.
In the end I felt like I drank half a gallon of milk, fairly invigorated along with side hopping.
Had a couple beers earlier so it itsnt like ive had no booze
But i would like atleast 6 moee beers
I ACTUALLY FOUND A SMUG SAKURA...but it's lewd :c
I've been good, did some drinking for the first time yesterday since it was my birthday. Not enough for drunk though
Nothing in particular. Just the ship thing going overboard, combined with some alcohol and a saturday night, i suppose.
Claimed. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
That's nice. W.o.T always hear good stuff about it. The other I don't know.
It's like a soap opera kek.
Good to know, except for the sleep part.
>Best idol claimed
I thought you had some captain morgan last night though? and yeah Kings bay is a bit ratchet, but I haven't had any problems with it so far heh
I'm here ese whatsup?
Run and tell that...homboy
I'll be waiting patiently.
>Yeah and I've got a slight addiction to milk
You and me both.
how much overboard did the ships go?
>no ship rattles
Wait right there cabron, Im coming
Well at least you had some beers. Why don't you get more?
Share it mang, and good to hear! how old did you turn?
That reminds me of the mickey mouse fantasia shit
Nice, that's a fun feeling.
How are you shipmate
FUCK OFF CUNT I AINT NOONE'S SHIP
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
I hope everyone is okay~
Got two drinks. Finished the Morgan. I kinda forgot about the Bacardí, until now. Jaja.
I dunno. There's enough new ships floating around that i stopped paying attention to who's shipped with who because i figure more than a couple will be sank by tomorrow.
That and i feel it'd be rude to start listing things.
It seems some of them wandered in to skype or passed out. One of the two.
How's your late night going so far, handsome.
Still a dry dock
1lewd or 2lewd?
Best filename is a meme filename
>That feel when no ones shipped me at all
If you're gonna stay up late might as well make it so you can't sleep.
Tired, still watching TV.
I'm 21 now, though is scary...I just want to be a teen again
This is SMUG right? I had to crop it because lewd sakura is bad, she's pure
I can flim flam u bb
Yay! I'll share experiences
For being 19?
Reminds me of a kid who walked up to me in the mall and threw up
I am. Friends got a dog high tonight lol. How are you?
Ayy friend! I'm doing good. You?
Might watch The Thing in a few, I'm horrible with horror movies and paranoia. Can't watch that shit alone, gotta stay up though.
Actually watching it or just background noise?
I'll be here fgt, bring your girlfriend>>683232598
Im doing good! How about you?
My man! do you see yourself buying any in the future?
>not old enough
I know that feel
YoU AINT DOING SHIT TO ME NIGGA
Oh piss off!
>messing with yuno is fun edition
That is smug! and i'm gonna be 21 this year. How is it scary? kek
Thats a good smug. If that's the only one though...
Its an amazing horror movie. A better horror game.
21... I'm 26.
I love horror movies, cannot deal with horror games though.
Who says you have to watch them alone?
Kinda background but its American Dad so I watch and laugh every few minutes.
I hope he didn't make him eat the weed kek
I'm alright thanks~
Nor bad nor good, usual morning here.
Feeling bad about Tsuyu but the day is alright.
Its okay us pink waifus have to stick together
Worse part is we might actually become shipmates in the navy
>and then will be ship mates
But most of my friends can buy so i pretty much got booze whenever i want
gonna look like the titanic tomorrow with all the dead ships
>dead ships rattle
Would make for an excellent modern day horror game.
Same, they're great. Horrible with horror games and movies.
>Who says you have to watch them alone?
Roommate is sleeping so I don't really have a choice.
Fuckin' love American Dad.
Though we were fighting tho?
>smug knows no age
Bad about tsuyu? how come?
hell yeah, I give my dad money so he buys all my stuff, I'm the oldest of my friends
You can piss off with that shuipping bullshit mi8
I have responsibilities now, and my apparent cuteness will start dropping off until I get wrinkles :c this is not a life I want to live
And its going to be weird to turn down gambling and drinking, since everyone does but I have no care for it..
Its so hard getting proper sakura pictures, none cares about her lol.
Get over to Texas and we can watch them together.
I've probably seen every episode of this show, I love it too.
I told him to relax but he got wasted instead.
That'll be fun! Just remind us when it's close comrade.
Probably... I'll let you know. But it will be a grand day that's for sure!
Neutral. Anything planned for the day?
Maybe maybe. We'll see. Oh well.
Should be interesting at the very least. Unfortunately i probably won't be around. Mothers' day and such.
Blew it in her face lol
Don't be too sure
Oohhhhh. I womder who's the petty officer 1st class is and who's the seman apprentice is?
Even if it's one. Just ready when I come and do monthly smug tax collections
Next July. So it's a day closer everyday
Oho, that would be nice. Get scared easily even around others still, heh...
Yeah, I've seen most every episode of the earlier seasons. New stuff is sort of weak though, I'm taking really recent.
best mutating dream girl claimed!
>blew it in her face
>in her face
>yuno gets a facial
what are saying bruv?
Ah I see haha, you apparent cuteness? I lost that a while ago, although I still don't know which sort of responsibilities 21 brings in itself
I take it he's an angry drunk?
all you do is grand my friend! I've already started counting the days till next year
Ay, check out this video.
It isn't. Single player, but the game is legitimately horror.
>smug knows no gender
Not enough people know about Rory for good fanart
Nono, isn't it able seaman?
I'm off to bed its like 5 am
Gonna kill ya
Fuck you im sobering up
I'll probably go on with school stuff and play some overwatch after that~
Oh ok, because if he made him eat it, that dog probably wouldn't live longer after that.
No, his mind is full of thoughts in these days so getting drunk would've just make things worse.
Though he did it anyway.
Bring it on bitch
We gonna take this ship to bottom of the ocean
I can also get my brother to somtimes but hes kinda a dick anout it
Ill be makin petty officer real fast if i get the rate i want and with e3 starting
Then we will see who the seaman is
What in the fuck is that?
I doont geyt it? its a pand a fethas?
that one didn't even look like her. but goodnight mang, sleep well :)
I like watching horror movies with others, I think they're really the only kind I prefer other people to be there to watch with me.
Yeah I think that's how everything goes though, the early stuff always seems to be the best.
It's 5:50 here so I'm going to pretend to sleep.
I should also work on that sleep schedule.
>so much for a 100% all nighter
Good night/already early morning, everyone.
deep dreamer fucking with asuka
goodnight guys! <3 you all /waifu/
Okay before I go to bed.
I, shinoa bro, the smug queen. Is here to collect your monthly smugs. Sakura, you don't have to since I saw it areasy. Others on the other hands must post smugs. Of your waifu doesn't smug, I'll collect super cute as well
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Ima take your ass to the bottom more like it
Was wondering more what you'd think of a Multiplayer modern day horror like that. Being all immersive and such.
Haven't heard of it having a game, huh. I'll have to check it out and cry in a corner.
Oh, why thank you.
Indeed, when you're alone it's hard not to look behind you every second and get anxious. I'd love to sit with you and watch some horror.
True, time ruins most things.
my smug when im not getting shipped
Thank drink more you puss
Ah I see, i'm sorry to hear it, I suppose thats the darker side to it all ay?
Same, my brother would never and my brother in law was the same. Only some more months though until I can buy :D
Those who are afraid of ghosties and ghoulies, demons, goblins, gremlins, or anything supernatural or otherworldly, have forgotten that the only thing frightening in life is life.
I aint got anymore!
HAHAHAHAHA NICE TRY KIDDO NO SHIP FOR US
Paranoia and anxiety overlay logic I'd have to say.
Goodnight Milk Tanker.
For me its just I like to see other people's reactions, whether its to laugh at them or for them to agree with me that that was an awesome way to kill somebody.
I figured haha, goodnight
Drink yo piss nigga
Actually the only thing(s) frightening in life are being stabbed, being shot, spiders, impacting the ground at 200-some-odd miles per hour, spiders, losing people, and generally most forms of dying.
I am extremely paranoid and anxious, I am still not afraid of anything other than life itself.
Yeah kind of, I'm just worried about it.
Wew nice to know.
Nigga do I look like bear grylls?
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
This is the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base! We are under attack, and suffering heavy losses!
All available mech units, return to base IMMEDIATELY!
I repeat, the Mechanized Defence Force Home Base is under heavy fire!
rip, well i'll tell you if you miss anything whenever you come back
i think you need a separate island with how many ships you are in
G'night, Atago. Sleep warm and well.
Kek, well you'd be laughing at me quite a bit. Screaming all over the place and digging my face into the nearest object.
Or discussing how great the scene was or it's effects.
To each their own, man. We all have our own fears and demons.
Noted! Now we wait....
Jaja thanks comrade. I'll do it for your birthday too.
Nothing really. Just chill on the thread and draw. It's a Sunday, so not much going on. What's Overwatch? I've been hearing it lately.
Those accents. It makes it hilarious.
Sleep easy and take care.
just wait, the trip ship is coming soon
YOU AINT RESHIPPING ME WITH YOU
>Quads makes me unshippable
Oh really, YA THINK?
>digging my face into the nearest object
IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIP YOU
I am not afraid of dying, I'm not afraid of being stabbed or shot, I'm not afraid of hitting the ground from a great distance, and I keep a rather large spider as a pet.
I do have my demons, and like all demons they stem from what my experiences.
My thoughts exactly.
BY THE POWER OF GITS I AM UNSHIPPABLE
what the fuckspike is this you fucking with me
Thanks. I'll be looking forward to it. Lol.
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Recalling all mech units! Return to home base IMMEDIATELY!
We are currently under heavy fire from an unknown enemy force, and suffering heavy casualties!
I REPEAT. THE MECHANIZED DEFENCE FORCE HOME BASE IS UNDER ATTACK.
>I'm not afraid of [...]
nigga if someone were to suddenly break into your apartment this instant and hold a gun to your head, you'd be pissing yourself like everyone else. You're not some existential messiah nor a hardened soldier Fool. the more you try to deny instinct, the stronger it gets.
I dare you to try, none cares about sakura bit me. Literally impossible
FUCK YOUR GETS NIGGA.
JUST WAIT FOR THIS SHIT, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, AND THE SHIP V2 IS SETTING SAIL
I don't really know the whole situation, but it sounds just like someone who's sinking into it for a bit. Unless they're the type to get sucked into things I wouldn't worry about it
Nah, bear grylls is cuter
I know right? That guys hilarious, and thanks comrade, hopefully my birthday will be grand
Same here, man. Though you could say horror ties in with more primal instincts therefore ties in with some form of realism? Fears of death and such?
>Offer still stands
Gotta take the whole ship if you want me down there
By the power of gits we are an unstumpable couple
Just like final fantasy versus XIII and KH3
I don't have nearly as much of a chest but sure.
New blizzard FPS game.
Kind of fun.
I don't know, probably he just need some time for himself.
>HOME BASE COMPROMISED
>FULL EVACUATION SEQUENCE INITIATED
>SCANNING ENEMY FORCES
1 entity found
I actively welcome my own death. I'm ready to go at any time, anywhere, by any means. That does not mean that I won't intentionally avoid situations that will result in my death, it simply means that I do not let my life be governed by that fear.
I have no anxiety about death. I accept it as an inevitability.
I'll ask you this
What are you trying to achieve here
Just not happy today. Sucks.
Nothing to do about it too.
It will comrade. Til then nothing but good times a head.
Oh okay. I'm not into games as of late, but I'll get back on track sometime soon. I hope you'll enjoy it.
Fuck kek, ship confirmed sail
More like forever ever
Well then thats what he needs ya know? As long as he knows he can come to you if he needs to its all good
What are details on enemy force?
>I'm just worried about it
Stop. Your ship is awful.
I've had those kinds of days, they suck! Just push through and hopefully things will get better! Maybe just relax and watch something you like?
Would be a good game, I'd think. But the trust system wouldn't really work for multiplayer.
>Still not shipped at all
>feels good man
Been faced with my death twice before. Strangely calm both times. Watched my grandmothers last breath. No emotion.
What can ya do?
amen to that! So how was your day today? did you have it off?
Naw didn't get trips. I tried to sail it for funsake but I failed.
>INCOMING MESSAGE ON ALL OPEN CHANNELS
Enemy force sighted! Sir, it's the rogue-!
HAHAHAHA MISSED YOUR OPPERTUNITY BITCH
I can't remember if you've ever said how much you weigh, you've said your a spooky skeleton but I'm trying to figure out if I could deadlift you, I don't know why I like this but I find it fun when I realize I can deadlift people, its one of my main motivations for getting stronger.
Same here, not having a ship feels nice. I can keep all the smug to myself :D
However, one could argue that I do have death anxiety, that I am a painter specifically for that reason. They could argue I'm trying to create monuments that will survive me so other people can see and recognize that I was a living breathing person long after my physical body has died. Who knows who is correct?
I can say that while I am not afraid of the dead or dying, nor am I afraid of my own death, death itself is an emotional thing for me. When my dog was put down a few months ago I cried for several hours and then for several days after I couldn't laugh. I still get emotional when I think of my sweet boy.