Waifu claiming thread.
>Get bullied into making thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: pizza is cool!
Obligatory claim.
Megumin claimed~
Just fucking kill them all
I just wanted to see a lain near the opening
>>683204917
>Shizuru
Claimed.
Rikka here and back from work!
How is everyone doing?
Roll Right! Roll Call!
Canaan claimed.
>>683205786
>BC3 never.
>Tfw 3 of my favorite games will probably never get a 3rd game release
You can't imagine my disappointment when the Battlefield 1 trailer dropped.
>>683205881
Ha, nice.
Milinda claim.
Gonna go play CSGO. Be back soon!
>>683206628
They're asking for it.
check em
>>683206519
You're way more qt.
I hope your day went well, Hand bud.
>Missed you!
Oh, by the way, try to get as much sleep as possible, please.
>>683206402
Good to see you as well, beautiful.
I had to visit some cousins I never talk to, just to try to cheer them up.
What have you been up to?
>>683206706
Welcome back from work, adorable.
>pats
Hope it went well.
>>683206402
best girl claimed and lurking
>>683203943
i'm honestly too drunk to set that shit up
>>683203986
already quite shifty
>>683204635
you'll get that get
everyone post sexy walks!
>>683206466
I do not wanna puke on my daki..
Think Ima go play csgo now
>>683206706
Rikka~ How are you?
check em.
>>683204917
Still here
>>683205128
We should huh?
>>683205195
Only time I was in an ambulance was in they took my to the hospital because car accident lol
>>683205582
Always
>>683205881
I will
I forgot how to image.
>>683206706
Bush plane crashed into a neighborhood a couple miles from my apartment complex. Other than that, nothing really happened today.
>>683206578
Just gonna link this here so people get it
Rory-sama claimed.
Miho claimed
>>683206578
Jesus, you're way more tolerant of alcohol than I lol
>Megumin
Probably should actually claim myself rather than just shooping dio.
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, read my god damn book edition
Tsuyu drink counter:
2 mixed drinks
8 fireball shots
1 bottle of angry orchards
Lets throw some more fireball in
1-9
Dubs = 10
Trips = 20
Claiming best girlie!
>still lurking
friendly reminder
print your waifu today
>>683206858
Nonsense, you outrank me much more in terms of being a cutey. Hope your trip to your cousins went well.
I'll try and get some sleep, no worries.
>Yuuko's google is broken and can't reply
claimed also check em
Hows it goin guys
Just got off work and waiting for beer to get cold
Fucking tired
>claimed
>>683207181
Asuka drink counter
2 fuzzy navels
12 malibu beach bay (or some shit i dont fuckin remember that was at a party)
if dubs i tear into the minibar
>pic related. its me tearing into the minibar
>>683207208
FUCK YOU
>>683207742
Rolan!
>>683206908
Thanks for the head pat I needed it. Yeah it went alright until right before I left a game broke and it just like died... I was just surprised and so where the other techs with me
>>683207003
Megumin! I am doing alright just tired from work and stuff how are you doing?
>>683207102
Damn dude thats crazy. I remember like last month a plane crashed on the freeway near my town.
check em
>>683206722
See ya soon.
>>683206706
Feeling good, how about you?
>>683206715
Yep, once in a lifetime save.
>>683207037
But will you succeed?
>Best idol claimed
>>683207891
Again.
>>683207891
Doing great! Unfortunately, I couldn't ride today so your spell was a waster, sorry
>>683207891
All the head pats for ya, don't mention it.
Sorry your game didn't go well, friendo. Glad you're home and able to relax now.
check em..
TORPEDOES STARBOARD!
>>683208046
Last roll...
check em .
>>683208342
Shit taste anon. The true queen of boatsluts is Teruzuki.
check erm
>>683208342
>>683208536
Hello und welcome back.
>>683208504
>>683208342
>Not CVX class
>best boat
Git gud
bless this check em
>>683208691
Who left?
>>683208821
check erm.
I guess its a shitposter trying to steal our gets.
>>683206706
Rory present
QOTT - Have you ever been arrested?
Once. Its also my drunken night out story.
>>683208821
There'll be another time.
has anyone tried to put their waifu through the deep dream?
>>683207891
http://www.abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/surprise/small-plane-crashes-in-surprise-neighborhood
At least they didn't hit anyones home though.
>>683207921
Nice. I can't do anything like that to save my life.
>>683208342
>>683208504
Shimakaze best boat. Just saying.
>>683209027
>>683208046
What are you trying to do?
>>683208131
Whaaaaaaaaaat! Damn it looks like I have to do it again for tomorrow then!
>>683208149
Thanks hand kun your super handy.
>Pats hand
Youre always patting my head, time to pat ya back brother.
>>683208821
What? You were here?
>>683209023
Never.
I wonder, what's it like?
Gu ts i loceioy
>>683209267
>>683209267
>>683209267
>>683209267
>>683209024
...wat...
>>683209267
Thanks for your pats, buddy. Sure are warm.
>>683209380
You had enough yet, handsome?
>>683209452
>successful hands
>I did it
>>683209023
Never have been arrested~ (yet)
>>683209267
>it looks like I have to do it again for tomorrow then!
Seriously, you're the best! I will working tomorrow, so that won't be necessary. I appreciate it tho!
>>683209267
This >>683207742
Didn't get. Was worth a try. How are ya?
>>683209549
>I will working
>Meant I will be working
>Megumin
>>683209380
Wut
>>683209023
>have you ever been arrested
No
Mhmmm...
Well, I'm going to sleep. Gnight waifu.
>>683209558
Yeah, Lebo went full [insert something here] with that.
>>683209326
Wouldn't know, I was passed out drunk at the time. Or rather I dont remember the previous hour or so before I passed out and dont remember anything about the arrest.
>>683209558
>Lebo Karen why
>>683207778
Why so hostile? We can share, ya know.
>>683209530
Hand pleas make love.to me
>tsuyu
>>683209027
I'm fucking scared to, to be perfectly honest.
>>683209023
I did once. Got arrested for vandalism and trespassing when I was like 13. Not fun.
>>683209530
I give off alot of heat, so my pats in the winter time are when they are the best!
>>683209549
Alright then, I guess I will charge up my power and use it the day after, thanks for the heads up megumin
>>683209569
Trying to make Asuka drunk huh? Nice try friend, nothing much just hanging out and looking at drum charts. What are you up to?
>>683209884
G'night, creature of the night. Sleep warm and well.
>>683210019
Well okay, if you say so.
>>683209569
i'm playing with the deep dreamer and its fantastic
>>683210023
holy shit i'm doing feedback loops and on the sixth feedback loop and this is what ive got
>>683210034
I'd love to get some heat from ya, thank you kindly.
>>683210034
Thanks again Rikka~
Going into lurkmode
im not here
>>683209884
Goodnight and take care.
>>683209927
You woke up in a jail cell? That would of startled me.
>>683210034
Messing with Photoshop: Elements 13. Was working on a clock, but I got it done.
>>683210545
But you are.
>>683210545
>spotted
Yes you are.
>>683210664
I woke up in a hospital
>>683210545
I see you fine space cowboy
>>683210385
It makes images terrifyingly interesting.
>>683209148
What makes you say that? All it takes is a bogus workout plan kek.
>>683210545
hello spice boy mop top
>>683210888
checkn trips
this is feedback loop number 10
holy shit Asuka is becoming a chicken monster
>>683210545
Whos footprints are these?
>>683210664
What clock were you working on?
>>683210467
No problem! To get the most heat, we might have to....hold hands
>>683210533
Alright, Love you Megumin!
>>683210878
Oh....
Wasn't expecting that.
>>683211339
I have become interested in the cuteness of your character for obvious reasons.
>>683211335
>hold hands
Oh...
Iowa claim.
What's up my dudes
Im back.
>Fuck CSGO
>>683211967
If you're gonna fuck a game that ethnic/dirty you better wear some protection.
>>683210385
I did one a few times to see what I would get...
This is terrifying.
>>683210919
I was talking about the save, not your workout plan.
Once I know I'm gonna eat shit, I pretty much just accept my fate and give up.
>>683211967
You didn't get deranked again, did you?
>>683211321
Dig a bit deeper.
>>683211335
Da Vinci's Clock. I bought it for looking awesome. Took two hours to get it working. Messed up a gear, so had to fix it. It was fun.
>>683211477
Umm thank you! Can you give me your reasons?
>>683211674
Sup comrade. Sorry about last night, didn't mean to have a conversation like that.
Dio-sama...
Mordekaiser adc is a lot funnier than I thought it would be.
>>683212118
>ethnic/dirty
>implying they're different
>>683211674
hello state.
>>683212118
not if he just does anal
>>683212208
the physical characteristics between our waifus are very similar.
>>683212294
>implying they're different
Ohohohoho, aren't you feisty.
>>683212330
>concerned stares
>>683211967
What happened? bad match or derank? I deranked yesterday so I feel you.
>>683212208
it's fine don't worry about it.
>>683212226
Mordekaiser adc is so fucking fun as long as you have a good support
.>>683212330
I don't put it in but it's actually boat girl.
>USS iowa
>>683212207
holy shit that is so fucking cool you got lizards forming!
>>683212208
this is loop 16
>i have the weirdest boner right now
You don't know anything...
>>683212118
kek. Its more like CSGO fucked me... I didnt have a choice... kek
>>683212207
Better!
>Banned
>Also probably derank
>>683212294
Hi friend
>>683211506
Sorry if I am crossing a line here!
>>683211859
>
cute!
>>683212208
Sounds like you like working with your hands, come and work with me, be a game tech and fix arcade games haha
>>683212512
I had a sivir support with an extreme thirst for blood, but it worked out fine.
>>683212527
But I certainly see something.
>>683212531
I'm here for you, sweety.
>>683212600
Not at all.
>>683212531
HEJ
hows cs:go going, also what rank are you?
I was LEM like a year ago, havn't played since they changed it
>>683212512
you don't like your nickname?
>>683211339
Here we go then.
>day before 2 days off
>decide to go out with people I normally dont go out with
>spend all night at a bar
>last thing I remember is racing all 6 of them in jagerbombs and beating them all
>wake up in hospital with an oxy mask and a black man adjusting it
>go back into work because no car
>put together the story
>after leaving the bar, somehow break into a shopping centre
>bunch of people from a different restaurant show up
>start giving drunk me shit when I can barely stand because I look vulnerable
>friend stands up for me because I can barely stand
>fight breaks out
>other guys leave because nearby cops come
>as the most sober of the group starts to explain things one of the waitresses I work with whispers the fateful words in my ear
>'I bet you can't plank that cop car'
>watch_this.png
>plank the cop car
>get me and the guy who stood up for me arrested
>I pass out immediately with alcohol poisoning
>get sent to hospital
>other guy still in the drunk tank
>I walk over and get him out
>he still gives me a lift home as promised
>parents still dont know 4 years on
Cost me $800 in ambulance fees.
>>683212515
KEEP GOING FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Tsuyu drink cou te
2mix
9fieeballshots
2angryorcb
>>683212515
That shit looks lovecraftian.
>>683212671
I normally like having a blitz or nautilus when doing it. I have yet to get an elder dragon with him.
>>683212847
Just making sure you don't get it mixed up.
>Am drunk
>Rekt niggas left and right
>Get a box post match
>Need to buy a key to open
The jews did this
>>683212330
Dang you're right. Now only personalities makes us unique. I got to admit, your waifu is adorable.
>>683212512
I was kinda drunk. Good to know that you were fine with it. What's up?
>>683212515
More!!
>>683212600
Wouldn't mind at all! What's it like?
>>683213199
>drunk enough to let me take advantage of you?
>>683213495
Ahhh shit its yoi. god damnit
>>683213081
I got one, but they ff'd slightly after.
At least there were 3 of em doing a pathetic attempt at stealing it so we got to murder them with the elder.
>>683212990
Sounds like you're having fun, cute stuff.
>>683212600
Hehe thank you~ You're cute aswell, you're now added to my qt list!
>>683212860
Kek'd
>>683212512
see>>683212531
>>683212686
>SlightlyCreepy.jpg
kek
>>683212713
Im SE because I suck at CS... Plus I used to troll a lot. Was GN3 for awhile.
>LEM
Dang thats pretty impressive!
>>683213199
>Thanks for the Shekels.
>>683213483
The same goes to yours as well. I may need to watch this show now.
>>683213571
Hello sunshine
>>683213571
Hey there, Aussie flower.
>>683213783
>intense stares
>>683213783
They aint getting my shekels til after the anime convention next month, Im saving up
>>683213571
Yes what?
Are you pregnant or something, fuckboy?
>>683212860
>>683213483
i am dont worry. i am planning on making a shit ton of these and turning it into a gif
>>683213081
shit looks like a nightmare that would give you a boner
>>683213863
I saw it soonly after entering the thread, I saved it.
It's pretty good.
>Dio
>>683213645
>ah shit
pffff nigger your heart flutters every time i walk into the room
>>683213783
>impressive
EH, not really, i wanted global but fucking teammates were shit every god damn match so i ended up quitting
also got banned because some faggot thought i was walling
>I wasn't
>>683212860
Jaja. That was a good read. Planked a cop car, A++! Would've been a sight to behold.
>>683212515
I'm scared, but please continue.
>>683212531
>Banned
What for?
I win
>>683213483
Like I said no need to be sorry. Doing fine just relaxing and posting how bout you.
>>683213571
Heyo
>>683213674
I just love it when they try to steal dragon only to have it turn on them in a very fucking bad manner.
>>683213783
>banned
For how long and what the fuck did you do.
>>683213964
Do you just keep putting that shit through the generator over and over
>>683214174
Bullshit you aint shit to me even when drunk
>>683214221
Comrade! wahts gud nigga??
>>683214264
nothing can stop me now!
>>683214291
yeah this is feedback loop number 26
>>683212686
Okay good! I wouldnt want to hurt our newly found friendship
>>683213483
Its like you get to fix games, like wiring and mechanical pieces and stuff like that haha kind of hard to explain, its really hands on
>qt list
I...I made it on to a list? Ive never been on a list like this before I feel special now!
>>683213571
Heyo, Sunshine~
Hi hg8sbs wint j
>>683214344
you don't have to blatantly lie infront of everyone like that you know.
>people see through it
>>683214479
Welp, my list isn't that special, but I'm glad you're ok with that~
Rory
Deatj senpai
If you are here i want to date you oky
Ive been kinda watching you and inreally like u just five me a.chane
>>683214611
The fuck you talking about nigga? She aint shit to me
>>683214479
Well aren't you considerate, I appreciate the caution, friend. Happy that we're friends.
>>683214531
I'll make sure you don't pass out and drown from your vomit, no worries.
>>683213889
Wh-Why you staring Hand-kun?
>
>>683213923
>But we will get your shekels, eventually
Your going to a convention? Ive never been to one. Are they fun?
>>683214174
Thats impressive to me!
>teammates were shit
Try teammates in silver... kek
>Seems like your ship isnt sailing too well... kek
>>683214264
Teamkilling. My team was trolling and kept jumping into my line of fire and my grenades... :/
>>683214291
See above. Only a 7 day ban. Could be worse
>>683214734
You vsb oyt it in vmlg bytt
![mami_tomoe_render_by_moeblueberry1771-d5evnl7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Xv8gkLm.png "mami_tomoe_render_by_moeblueberry1771-d5evnl7[1].png")
Hey there guys! I'm trying to find something good to listen to, got any good music?
>>683214767
the ship is always sailing, even if it isn't sailing well.
i had a smurf account that was silver, wonder where it is..
>>683214344
Pssshhh so anngry yuno
>it just makes it more obvious you're madly in love with me
you dont have to hide it
you already gave up
>>683214767
'Cause you're a cute.
>>683214904
>pats
No worries, buddy.
>>683214767
If you can put aside the stinky faggot neckbeards that never shower or dioterant, yeah its neat taking pictures with qt cosplayers and buying coola anime shit and wotnot, that magical feel of being surrounded with people who enjoy the stuff you love
>>683214908
Try this shit nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ev9BLgmQeA
>>683215037
Jusstvstivj it in
>>683214279
More evidence
>>683215028
Bullshit you have no proof I gave up!
>>683214461
>26
Jesus christ I'd hate to imagine what it would be at 50.
>>683214767
I take it you're silver? Never ran into people that did that. What were your other 3 bans?
>>683215128
While you're drunk? Nah, I'd rather do it while sober.
Goodnight beautiful thread
Have a great night.
>>683213852
Go ahead, it's a great show. Only two seasons, three O.V.As. And thank you for the compliment! What's the show called, where your waifu is from?
>>683213964
Excellent!
>>683214291
Messing around with PS: Elements 13. And drinking a bit.
>>683214344
Not much comrade! Here chillin' and killin' time! You?
>>683214479
If it pays good, I'm all set!
>>683215395
G'night, lovely.
>>683215095
Thanks, you have some great taste for music!
>>683215416
Got my drunk on, now I'm prety drunk hahah
Fuckin Canelo knocked the nigga OUT
>>683215500
Its all thanks to my pops! I've heard this shit since I was a child, he was a DJ
>yuno
>>683214713
I am here, and I appreciate it, but unless you live in Australia theres not a lot we can do about it
>>683215395
Goodnight
>>683215500
Heres a song I enjoy on occasion
https://youtu.be/PeYUTbU_iTw
I got it from a DJ in Melbourne
>Rory-sama
>>683215395
Goodnight! And take good care!
>Sanae
>>683215416
Nichijou
>i'm not here
>>683215500
double dubs anyone?
>Mami
>>683214699
Hey hey if its from you its super special to me!
>>683214734
I am happy that we are friends too!
>>683215416
Hope 11 an hour is okay with you?
Well I gotta wake up early so I am gonna hit the sheets!
See ya tomorrow guys. Love you Megumin, Pat ya later Hand Kun. Goodnight all
>Rikka
>>683215597
>>683215195
You'll accept it sooner or later
also which con are you going to?
I've been to a few and i always cosplay, if you think the neckbeards are bad with you, try getting your ass grabbed every other time you take a picture with someone.
fucking annoying, it doesn't happen much but dude when it does.
the rage.
>hotaru
>>683215713
Not that bad, it's actually pretty nice.
>Mami
>>683207921
Yes check em and sorry for not relying an time sooner. Hanging out with bros
Shinoa
>>683215889
See ya~
>Megumin
