Waifu claiming thread.
>Get bullied into making thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: pizza is cool!
I just wanted to see a lain near the opening
Rikka here and back from work!
How is everyone doing?
Roll Right! Roll Call!
You're way more qt.
I hope your day went well, Hand bud.
Oh, by the way, try to get as much sleep as possible, please.
Good to see you as well, beautiful.
I had to visit some cousins I never talk to, just to try to cheer them up.
What have you been up to?
Welcome back from work, adorable.
Hope it went well.
best girl claimed and lurking
i'm honestly too drunk to set that shit up
already quite shifty
you'll get that get
everyone post sexy walks!
I do not wanna puke on my daki..
Think Ima go play csgo now
We should huh?
Only time I was in an ambulance was in they took my to the hospital because car accident lol
I forgot how to image.
Bush plane crashed into a neighborhood a couple miles from my apartment complex. Other than that, nothing really happened today.
Just gonna link this here so people get it
Probably should actually claim myself rather than just shooping dio.
>If dubs, read my god damn book edition
Nonsense, you outrank me much more in terms of being a cutey. Hope your trip to your cousins went well.
I'll try and get some sleep, no worries.
>Yuuko's google is broken and can't reply
Hows it goin guys
Just got off work and waiting for beer to get cold
Asuka drink counter
2 fuzzy navels
12 malibu beach bay (or some shit i dont fuckin remember that was at a party)
if dubs i tear into the minibar
>pic related. its me tearing into the minibar
Thanks for the head pat I needed it. Yeah it went alright until right before I left a game broke and it just like died... I was just surprised and so where the other techs with me
Megumin! I am doing alright just tired from work and stuff how are you doing?
Damn dude thats crazy. I remember like last month a plane crashed on the freeway near my town.
See ya soon.
Feeling good, how about you?
Yep, once in a lifetime save.
But will you succeed?
>Best idol claimed
Doing great! Unfortunately, I couldn't ride today so your spell was a waster, sorry
All the head pats for ya, don't mention it.
Sorry your game didn't go well, friendo. Glad you're home and able to relax now.
Shit taste anon. The true queen of boatsluts is Teruzuki.
Hello und welcome back.
>Not CVX class
I guess its a shitposter trying to steal our gets.
QOTT - Have you ever been arrested?
Once. Its also my drunken night out story.
has anyone tried to put their waifu through the deep dream?
At least they didn't hit anyones home though.
Nice. I can't do anything like that to save my life.
Shimakaze best boat. Just saying.
What are you trying to do?
Whaaaaaaaaaat! Damn it looks like I have to do it again for tomorrow then!
Thanks hand kun your super handy.
Youre always patting my head, time to pat ya back brother.
What? You were here?
I wonder, what's it like?
Thanks for your pats, buddy. Sure are warm.
You had enough yet, handsome?
>I did it
Never have been arrested~ (yet)
>it looks like I have to do it again for tomorrow then!
Seriously, you're the best! I will working tomorrow, so that won't be necessary. I appreciate it tho!
Didn't get. Was worth a try. How are ya?
>have you ever been arrested
Well, I'm going to sleep. Gnight waifu.
Yeah, Lebo went full [insert something here] with that.
Wouldn't know, I was passed out drunk at the time. Or rather I dont remember the previous hour or so before I passed out and dont remember anything about the arrest.
>Lebo Karen why
I'm fucking scared to, to be perfectly honest.
I did once. Got arrested for vandalism and trespassing when I was like 13. Not fun.
I give off alot of heat, so my pats in the winter time are when they are the best!
Alright then, I guess I will charge up my power and use it the day after, thanks for the heads up megumin
Trying to make Asuka drunk huh? Nice try friend, nothing much just hanging out and looking at drum charts. What are you up to?
G'night, creature of the night. Sleep warm and well.
Well okay, if you say so.
i'm playing with the deep dreamer and its fantastic
holy shit i'm doing feedback loops and on the sixth feedback loop and this is what ive got
I'd love to get some heat from ya, thank you kindly.
Goodnight and take care.
You woke up in a jail cell? That would of startled me.
Messing with Photoshop: Elements 13. Was working on a clock, but I got it done.
But you are.
Yes you are.
I woke up in a hospital
I see you fine space cowboy
It makes images terrifyingly interesting.
What makes you say that? All it takes is a bogus workout plan kek.
this is feedback loop number 10
holy shit Asuka is becoming a chicken monster
Whos footprints are these?
What clock were you working on?
No problem! To get the most heat, we might have to....hold hands
Alright, Love you Megumin!
Wasn't expecting that.
I have become interested in the cuteness of your character for obvious reasons.
If you're gonna fuck a game that ethnic/dirty you better wear some protection.
I did one a few times to see what I would get...
This is terrifying.
I was talking about the save, not your workout plan.
Once I know I'm gonna eat shit, I pretty much just accept my fate and give up.
You didn't get deranked again, did you?
Dig a bit deeper.
Da Vinci's Clock. I bought it for looking awesome. Took two hours to get it working. Messed up a gear, so had to fix it. It was fun.
Umm thank you! Can you give me your reasons?
Sup comrade. Sorry about last night, didn't mean to have a conversation like that.
Mordekaiser adc is a lot funnier than I thought it would be.
>implying they're different
not if he just does anal
the physical characteristics between our waifus are very similar.
>implying they're different
Ohohohoho, aren't you feisty.
What happened? bad match or derank? I deranked yesterday so I feel you.
it's fine don't worry about it.
Mordekaiser adc is so fucking fun as long as you have a good support
I don't put it in but it's actually boat girl.
holy shit that is so fucking cool you got lizards forming!
this is loop 16
>i have the weirdest boner right now
kek. Its more like CSGO fucked me... I didnt have a choice... kek
>Also probably derank
Sorry if I am crossing a line here!
Sounds like you like working with your hands, come and work with me, be a game tech and fix arcade games haha
I had a sivir support with an extreme thirst for blood, but it worked out fine.
But I certainly see something.
I'm here for you, sweety.
Not at all.
hows cs:go going, also what rank are you?
I was LEM like a year ago, havn't played since they changed it
Here we go then.
>day before 2 days off
>decide to go out with people I normally dont go out with
>spend all night at a bar
>last thing I remember is racing all 6 of them in jagerbombs and beating them all
>wake up in hospital with an oxy mask and a black man adjusting it
>go back into work because no car
>put together the story
>after leaving the bar, somehow break into a shopping centre
>bunch of people from a different restaurant show up
>start giving drunk me shit when I can barely stand because I look vulnerable
>friend stands up for me because I can barely stand
>fight breaks out
>other guys leave because nearby cops come
>as the most sober of the group starts to explain things one of the waitresses I work with whispers the fateful words in my ear
>'I bet you can't plank that cop car'
>plank the cop car
>get me and the guy who stood up for me arrested
>I pass out immediately with alcohol poisoning
>get sent to hospital
>other guy still in the drunk tank
>I walk over and get him out
>he still gives me a lift home as promised
>parents still dont know 4 years on
Cost me $800 in ambulance fees.
KEEP GOING FOR GREAT JUSTICE
That shit looks lovecraftian.
I normally like having a blitz or nautilus when doing it. I have yet to get an elder dragon with him.
Just making sure you don't get it mixed up.
>Rekt niggas left and right
>Get a box post match
>Need to buy a key to open
The jews did this
Dang you're right. Now only personalities makes us unique. I got to admit, your waifu is adorable.
I was kinda drunk. Good to know that you were fine with it. What's up?
Wouldn't mind at all! What's it like?
>drunk enough to let me take advantage of you?
Ahhh shit its yoi. god damnit
I got one, but they ff'd slightly after.
At least there were 3 of em doing a pathetic attempt at stealing it so we got to murder them with the elder.
Sounds like you're having fun, cute stuff.
Hehe thank you~ You're cute aswell, you're now added to my qt list!
Im SE because I suck at CS... Plus I used to troll a lot. Was GN3 for awhile.
Dang thats pretty impressive!
>Thanks for the Shekels.
The same goes to yours as well. I may need to watch this show now.
Hey there, Aussie flower.
They aint getting my shekels til after the anime convention next month, Im saving up
Are you pregnant or something, fuckboy?
i am dont worry. i am planning on making a shit ton of these and turning it into a gif
shit looks like a nightmare that would give you a boner
pffff nigger your heart flutters every time i walk into the room
EH, not really, i wanted global but fucking teammates were shit every god damn match so i ended up quitting
also got banned because some faggot thought i was walling
Jaja. That was a good read. Planked a cop car, A++! Would've been a sight to behold.
I'm scared, but please continue.
Like I said no need to be sorry. Doing fine just relaxing and posting how bout you.
I just love it when they try to steal dragon only to have it turn on them in a very fucking bad manner.
For how long and what the fuck did you do.
Do you just keep putting that shit through the generator over and over
Bullshit you aint shit to me even when drunk
Comrade! wahts gud nigga??
nothing can stop me now!
yeah this is feedback loop number 26
Okay good! I wouldnt want to hurt our newly found friendship
Its like you get to fix games, like wiring and mechanical pieces and stuff like that haha kind of hard to explain, its really hands on
I...I made it on to a list? Ive never been on a list like this before I feel special now!
you don't have to blatantly lie infront of everyone like that you know.
>people see through it
Welp, my list isn't that special, but I'm glad you're ok with that~
If you are here i want to date you oky
Ive been kinda watching you and inreally like u just five me a.chane
The fuck you talking about nigga? She aint shit to me
Well aren't you considerate, I appreciate the caution, friend. Happy that we're friends.
I'll make sure you don't pass out and drown from your vomit, no worries.
Wh-Why you staring Hand-kun?
>But we will get your shekels, eventually
Your going to a convention? Ive never been to one. Are they fun?
Thats impressive to me!
>teammates were shit
Try teammates in silver... kek
>Seems like your ship isnt sailing too well... kek
Teamkilling. My team was trolling and kept jumping into my line of fire and my grenades... :/
See above. Only a 7 day ban. Could be worse
Hey there guys! I'm trying to find something good to listen to, got any good music?
the ship is always sailing, even if it isn't sailing well.
i had a smurf account that was silver, wonder where it is..
Pssshhh so anngry yuno
>it just makes it more obvious you're madly in love with me
you dont have to hide it
you already gave up
'Cause you're a cute.
No worries, buddy.
If you can put aside the stinky faggot neckbeards that never shower or dioterant, yeah its neat taking pictures with qt cosplayers and buying coola anime shit and wotnot, that magical feel of being surrounded with people who enjoy the stuff you love
Try this shit nigga
Bullshit you have no proof I gave up!
Jesus christ I'd hate to imagine what it would be at 50.
I take it you're silver? Never ran into people that did that. What were your other 3 bans?
While you're drunk? Nah, I'd rather do it while sober.
Go ahead, it's a great show. Only two seasons, three O.V.As. And thank you for the compliment! What's the show called, where your waifu is from?
Messing around with PS: Elements 13. And drinking a bit.
Not much comrade! Here chillin' and killin' time! You?
If it pays good, I'm all set!
Thanks, you have some great taste for music!
I am here, and I appreciate it, but unless you live in Australia theres not a lot we can do about it
Heres a song I enjoy on occasion
I got it from a DJ in Melbourne
Hey hey if its from you its super special to me!
I am happy that we are friends too!
Hope 11 an hour is okay with you?
Well I gotta wake up early so I am gonna hit the sheets!
See ya tomorrow guys. Love you Megumin, Pat ya later Hand Kun. Goodnight all
You'll accept it sooner or later
also which con are you going to?
I've been to a few and i always cosplay, if you think the neckbeards are bad with you, try getting your ass grabbed every other time you take a picture with someone.
fucking annoying, it doesn't happen much but dude when it does.