Guys guys guys I'm excited because I finally worked up the courage to kill myself. Bleeding out and on sleep meds. Now this is living
go to sleep kid
>>683204605
This is fun even if I'm alone
>>683204605
Timestamp please.
>>683204605
stream plz
lol, wrong direction.
Good luck surviving and having to explain that scar for the rest of your life.
>>683204605
Now this is podracing.
>>683204605
o shit waddup
Livestream if not fake.
Haha funny memes guys
Looks like it's just sorta trickling out of there. I wouldn't be concerned until your blood started shooting out with some velocity, like if your firearm were this giant fleshy water pistol.
>>683205455
>>683205544
Dubadubadubaduba duba ya be!
>>683205893
you suffer from mental illness. you are subhuman. just an fyi.
>>683205893
That's far from fatal.
pls dont kil urself
I'll be looking for you in hell op, we can have a drink together
>>683205893
You can survive that. Do you really want to survive with an attention scar? Every politely mannered predator could spot you from a mile away and then manipulate you because you're too weak to follow through.
>>683206117
Literally Lold. Thanks for the heads up I was wondering why I cut myself but you have opened my eyes. Op btw
>>683206309
yeah. you're obviously too much of a coward to actually kill yourself, because you dont want to. thats fine. just remember that you are literally a piece of shit.
Go deeper OP.
>>683204605
smoke dope instead loser
>>683206411
Dubs before death, oh wait its a papercut.
>>683205092
You're never alone when on /b/
>>683206411
>>683205893
>>683205092
This pleases me. Please, do another, but deeper, and down your wrist rather than across.
>>683204605
Down the vein you little attention whore, geez
>>683206117
>>683206485
I bet you feel so edgy, don't you.. Faggots
>>683206485
Actually I'm 'literally' a human being laying in bed cutting myself, not a piece of feces. You are a newfag child trying to be cool or funny. You're not.
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Suicide hotline. Don't fucking kill yourself.
>>683206485
Ow. Feelings.
I'm just encouraging someone to reach for their goals.
Cute
You'll live
>>683204605
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME GUISE!!1!
Either do it right or fuck off OP
>>683206923
Faggot
This is what /b/ has become? Shit posting paper cuts
>>683206909
Seriously though suicide is stupid, everything can be fixed. Dont do it op theres no point. Suicide is selfish
well not to be the white knight but my life is fucked too but I couldn't inflict self harm
/b/ro get help lol quit being a bitch go rob some shit die to cops lmao
Do not do this... I found my dad who hung himself last summer. Please!
>>683206909
You wanna tell us why you're putting on tonights show for us?
>>683204605
I have a request. Will you carve "Armando sucks" in your arm?
>>683206909
Just use a shotgun faggot
>>683207157
Ouch, you hurt my feelings :(
jk You're a little bitch.
>>683207299
My dad got hung from extenze!
And then CPS took my sister away...
dont die like a faggot
Old fag here, OP knock this shit off and get help christ
>>683207385
Newfag!!!
>>683207311
Dubs get!
>>683206857
>le edgy maymay xD
wow you sure told em anon
OP is asleep
>"im bleeding to death guise"
>fucking 20 minutes later still posting away showing off middle-school tier cuts
>>683204605
Congrats make your family hate you even more.. fuck their lives up too. Just tell us why you are doing this so we can laugh
>No time stamo
>Typing while blleeding and on meds,
OP is lying
>>683204605
>killing himself
>now this is living
Op passed out due to blood loss
Fuck off, dont care if bait, dont kill yourself dude
>>683206923
If anything OP needs a Band-Aid
>>683207441
I live with my mom and brother... damn man
lel what a faggot
Do it for real you fucking sad fucker.
>>683206909
Don't be silly, OP. Smoke a little tree, put the blades away, and realize there's no need for an awful permanent solution to temporary problems
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>>683207517
Nigga I've been here for six goddamned years. I just haven't allowed this shithole to corrupt my sense of humanity. Pimply ass nigga. Fatass, virginass, child touching, welfare using, pie eating, otaku ass mutha fucking nigga.
>>683204605
get help OP
you cant say you worked up courage to pussy out of life. deal with your shit and be happy.
>>683204909
done in one
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>>683204605
lmao you can't even kill yourself right op. you are such a fucking failure.
Instead of just being too dumb to live, this dude is too dumb to die.
>>683207777
Why has no one checked these?
>>683204605
When OP is such a fag that he can't even fucking cut his wrist correctly. Go drink some bleach, you attention seeking cunt
Massive dick move to kill yourself, chances are it's going to ruin the life of all your family
>>683207619
Not yet :)))))))))) feels good boys you should try this. Imagine the most painful memory you have then just cut
please dont go. i love you OP. its not too late to choose life. please.
just try to hang on one more week?
>>683206909
The cut won't do it, hopefully you aren't a lying sack of shit and actually took lethal amounts of pills, though if this handy work is indicative... I dunno OP. Life is cheap and no one is special, enjoy life or gtfo. Good to see someone sparing the rest of society from their attention whoring stupidity.
You did it the wrong way you're gonna live dude
Sick cry for attention bro
do it you pussy faggot stop scratching yourself and do it
i hope OP's silence means he actually fucking killed himself.
>>683208204
eww don't do it at least not in that way op.
go out and have some lols doing stupid shit if life is worthless to u
Fucking /b/
>>683204605
fucking retarded faggot, your blood will coagulate once you fall asleep and you will wake up without any strength to finish the job, or in a hospital
>>683207836
>>683208204
Nigga I've been injured worse at work and went home to wash it off and put a band aid on it.
>>683204605
Your fat would clog up,
and prevent you from bleeding out,
Just drink bleach
>>683208204
>just cut
>posts girly scratches
>>683205895
This. You won't die unless you get some arterial bleeding going on.
this is now a trump thread
>>683208204
Will you fucking carve what I said in your arm please? You're going to die anyway
>>683208204
timestamp or gtfo
EMT here, you're not going to bleed out. That's veinous blood, not arterial. The worst sleeping meds will do is destroy your liver for a long, painful death. 0/10 faggot
>>683208204
That's just s scratch
>>683208204
wtf
>>683206411
this isn't going to kill you, fucknut.
>>683208204
post a pic of ur cock and balls please
>>683208204
Thats barely even a fucking cut, just a scrape. Your not even close to bleeding out
>>683207268
thats what i always thought too lol go out and try to rob a bank and die in a hilarious way instead of cutting your wrist
>>683208466
NIMBLE NAVIGATOR
>>683208466
You know, I feel good about most of his policies. I think he'll do a good job
>>683206909
>>683208204
I hope you took a lot of sleeping pills cause these scrapes aren't gonna do the job and you'll have to live with the stigma of being a cutter in a very visible spot. I hope your a girl at least, guys with cutmarks isn't cute to anyone
What you're doing is just regular cutting. If you actually want to bleed enough to die you have to hit something arterial and deep. Try either your neck or inner thigh. Keep cutting until that shit is DARK red and spurting and you'll be good to go.
>>683208204
that blood is coagulated...
>>683208390
>>683208417
this, gl explaining what happened to the one who finds you
>>683208635
Have you stumped a shillbot lately?
>>683205301
People don't ask you about them they just treat you differently
>>683208824
i can confirm this.
>>683204605
Don't be afraid when everything goes numb.. don't be scared of dying.. you just literally "cut" you game in this world.. so you will be lose in this world for a while.. until your time here is done.. (The real time that you suppose to die)
I will offer you this deal, you can go through the ways of the secret forest.. once you find that place, look for a wolf with eyeglasses, who is reading a big book.. you should ask once.. so make sure that is what you most want to know.. and be specific... just learning in the other plane your energy will be in peace until your time in earth is done.. good luck in this travel anon..
>OMNIA AB VNVM
>Namaste!
Ashe.. that one who poses light you should seek..
>have a nice flashing before your eyes..
Why are we even giving this faggot attention? We ae giving him exactly what he wants... 10/10 /b/
>>683208466
>>683204605
You're a woman trapped in a man's body, babe. Get your soul in charge of your body before it kills you and get on some proper hormones before you die. :/
no please, OP, I Love You !!
>>683208824
Depends on who it is. I have to explain a scar on my wrist from a fucking cat scratch whenever I see a new doctor.
>>683207751
my sides
Abandoning this shit... start a new bread if you figure it out Opeee
>>683208940
i'm actualy more interested in keeping the thread alive for this faggot to post his progress
>>683208204
Cut the hair off your arms.
guis im gona kil miself fuk u al xdd
>posts little scratches
>doesnt cut the right way
guis im totle dyin xddd
if you want to be effective, go for your jugular.
>>683206909
Rub salt or vinger in it
This is a lethal does of bloody cum
>>683209129
My sides no shit? Years ago when I was in the military my cat scratch me on the wrist wasnt bad but everyone would make fun of it who saw and say I was suicidal, after a week of jokes I got called in the big guys office and had to tell him it was a cat scratch.. didnt believe me had to see a shrink for a few days lol
Not sure if b8 or what. But don't die OP
>>683204605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXmDZkle9GI
>Bleeding out and on sleep meds. Now this is living
>>683206411
Here you go OP
>>683209410
99% of my scars are from being an ass to my cats those fuckers hurt
>>683209299
Pmsl so hahaha xd
Checked
>>683209379
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683209379
Goddamn what a tiny dick.
No wonder why you're going through with it.
Jk don't kys pls
get enough attention yet, sweetheart?
Anyone else find people cutting themselves really hot?
op u asleep? post progress faggot
>>683208648
Honestly he's the last chance America has at being great again
>>683209786
Scars yeah
>>683209379
Cut dick off OP
>>683209379
Looking good Op.
>>683207836
0/10
>>683209379
You should probably get the bloody cum thing checked out by a doctor.
>>683206909
Bro this ain't worth doing. You have so much more time on your life.
Listen to this nigger >>683206923
Op occultist here, before you're dying if you want to reach the gates of Valhalla or Nirvana or the Paradise.. just think about your next reincarnation what would you want don't think about it.. just wish for the worst in your new life and trust me.. I will happen the opposite ;)
What a shame that you have to wait until you're free to go at all
>>683209786
cut on thighs, yes
>>683208566
Checked
>>683209925
This
Cut dick off or gtfo
Is OP dead yet?
>>683207246
Suicide isn't stupid. Not everything has a fix. Terminal illnesses don't.
My only problem with this guys is their method.
Stop trying to attention whore, and just blow your head off.
>>683209859
Not true anon America could dissolve into 50 independent States
>>683209379
hurry up and die already
op really believes he will die from such minor blood loss?
More cum
is there good wifi in the afterlife?
>>683209925
this
>>683206909
Get a gun.
>Guns are too expensive
You won't need money where you're going.
This is one of those threads that everyone gets stiff for, and then walks away with blue balls when absolutely nothing of consequence happens
Just kill yourself already OP.
whit than injury you will not die...
>>683210147
Yeah, read up on the Articles of Confederation to see how well that'll go
>>683210313
My cum came out as jelly once it was pretty cool.
>>683209379
>>683210313
When did OP switch from phone to computer?
>>683210390
Yeah you know he wasn't serious because he cut across and not down
>>683210475
A civil war wouldn't hurt
hey op can you set up a live stream?
much more fun than these pics
Who said /b/ wasnt edgy anymore?
My God, OP came in baiting and you all took it hook line and sinker
This is a SH cut trophy worth
>>683210390
> 90% of suicide threads
Except for the very special case where they even stream it but very rarely does something actually happen.
>>683210487
How in the fuck...
Why is no stream
I cum blood, call me vampire.
>>683210313
>op wakes up on bed in the morning
what is this? oh yeah i didn't clean the cum on my tummy, and now the blood and cum have formed an unremovable paste, now i really gotta kill myself, better make a new thread on the 4chans
Op give me bitcoin plz
15gZKBfqVQ4QT JSFhRigyKmtpJ1DXa7wig
since you dying
Just remove space thanks :)
>>683210668
true
btw is that chick dead yet?
>>683210668
I just flinched
('683211009') same
>>683210668
nice ketchup
>>683210926
Last I knew no her body is all scarred not my thing really
such a white-person way to die jeez.
Sleep meds ugh.
You want me to powder your pansy ass too?
What happened to a good old drowning?
>>683211085
Newfag
cut tip of penis off if someone rolls trips, provide webm
Cum
>>683204605
>>683205092
>>683205893
>>683206411
>>683206909
>>683208204
>>683209379
>>683210313
>>683210879
Is this faggot serious? OP if you wanted to kill yourself, why couldn't you do it quick and easy and not slow? I think you're just faggot seeking attention on /b/
>>683211181
Ketchup? Fuck off newfag
>>683210133
OR at least make the right cut
>>683211344
op pls
>>683211344
This
plz
>>683208204
fucking white people. jeez
I'm not op
>>683210766
I dunno man I fapped a lot that day and the last fap was kinda painful and when I came it felt like something rather solid was coming out, then when I checked my boxers there was a bunch of white gelatin looking pieces all over, I even grabbed one it was like breaking up actual gelatin... I should of kept one but I forgot and it didn't happen again.
>>683211802
Obviously. There's a bunch of newfags here thinking you were op. Heh heh
>>683204605
Try slicing that shit up vertically, pussy.
>>683211403
>>683211802
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have testicular cancer. Please see a doctor immediately.
>>683210313
DID YOU JUST CUM BLOOD??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuETOzr1ntk
OP is kill :(
rip OP
OP here, going to urgent care with mom.
>>683212223
op is fag
>>683212223
Are they going to amputate your hands so you can't post these retarded fucking threads ever again?
>>683212223
fag
>>683212223
happy mother's day
>>683212223
>>683204605
That's not even deep enough pussy.
Well that's it, boys. OP is officially dead. Wrap it up and go home.
>>683212223
Post pics fag
>>683212223
6 people bit this bait.
this is now a WebM thread
>>683212565
op is gonna wake up 3 days later with a nasty scab
>>683210133
>My only problem with this guys is their method.
>Stop trying to attention whore, and just blow your head off.
This is complete fucking bullshit
If you don't take a couple of jew bankers or jew media execs with you your death was as big a waste as your pathetic fucking life
Don't be so dramatic that aint gonna kill you
>>683212884
YOU CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
IS HE DEAD YET???
>>683212884
I was waiting for that call
>>683212223
wtf I cut myself deeper when I wanna get off
pussy
I bet the sleeping pills you took were just melatonin
You missed your radial artery dumbass. Cut where you feel the pulse next time
>>683215007
doxylamine succinate prolly
Dont do it bro
>>683204605
1-800-273-TALK. Please give them a call.
>>683215971
6.99 for the first minute, 2.99 each add'l minute - the hottest singles in your area are waiting for your call
>>683209379
Lethal dose of ketchup
>>683210313
ur cum partially sriracha?
>>683205895
Jesus dude just smoke some weed chill out, think of your family
Across for attention, down for results.
meh. People doing wrist cutting wrong.
First you must chug a large dose of aspirin and prepare tub with realy hot watter. THEN cut your wirst and lie in the tub. Your blood will pur out in no time, and you'll just go to sleep, never to wake up.
Op ded yet?
dont do this anon, please
its actually dying lmao
>>683206923
only person with some decency. dont do it, nothing in life can give you so many problems that would lead you to killing yourself.
wrist cutting is wrong.
attention whore detected
Goodnight sweet prince
>>683207777
Witnessed
Depression? Sleep on it a lot, it works trust me.
OP DIEDED
>>683221429
So did the thread
>>683219289
Jail for any time over 10 years.
>>683209129
>having slower reflexes than your cat
You fucked up bro, when mine strikes i'm the faster one.
>>683214125
so sad :(
>>683207779
>>683209962
>>683207246
>>683208213
>>683209962
>>683219289
"Muh permanent solution to muh temporary problem"
Fuck off. Some people just can't handle life, may it be that they're a pussy, have a life-long illness, something wrong with their minds, etc. You're kind of a dumbass for not looking further than just "OH PLZ DON;T DO IT YOU HAEV SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!1" Some people literally don't have much else to live for. Stop being such a jackass.
This guy's got the right idea: >>683210133
>>683204605
are you still here OP?
Holy fucking shit when did /b/ fill up with faggot Tumblrs/Imgurs/Redditors? Nah, if the kid wants to kill himself, that's on him. We're just here for the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
You have it the wrong way around it takes courage to stand and fight, taking the easy way out and self destruction is the easy cowardly road.
Hey OP. If you're still there just wanted to say see you soon if there is an afterlife. I'm buying a gun tomorrow. Glad I saw this thread. Good luck dude.
>>683205301
Story of my life
>weak cuts
>sleeping pills
>beating his meat
>wakes up
>mom crying
>dad wondering why he tried killing himself while jerkin off
>realize how much of a faggot you are
>will now be forced into therapy and all that good stuff while being closely monitored
>MFW
>>683224437
Faggot
>>683224699
>MFW you didn't read.
Cum pics weren't OP.
>MFW I have no face.
Decided to check 4chan before going to sleep. This nigga dead or not? Is this bait? What's going on?
>>683224437
Hehe, I like leading people to death, what gun?
>>683204605
You can't die with that little cuts
PD: FAG
>>683225257
Op died
>>683225630
I know he is dead. My blood is cold and my heart is black. I love leading people into their deaths. I dont like murder, but when I show the mthe way, I feel like the angel of death.
>>683225800
Feel like the angel of death, sound like a fat faggot with long hair, neck beard and a Korn t-shirt.
>>683225630
I don't think he's dead, I read something about sleeping pills, he's probably just asleep. Those cuts weren't near enough to die, I used to cut myself deeper while not even wanting to die.
>>683226064
Actually, I am a faggot with long hair, a mustache, and an unlimited supply of roofalin wearing a Kevlar vest under my clothes because i am always paranoid.
>>683209379
Stale pasta
>>683226283
Congratulations on being a stereotype, fat boy.
only pussies kill themselves, don't do it OP
>>683226474
im not fat, I am 6'5 and 200 pounds
>>683226705
Textbook fat guy reply.
>>683226633
he isnt dead, you cant kill yourself from that wound, i served in the miltary and have seen people survive worse, he is just asleep from the pills, his mom will find it this morning and things will be settled, in another case it was late, he might feel better abut the situation in the morning.
>>683226157
Well, the thread got boring, what a waste. I'm going to sleep, later /b/ros.
>>683226813
whatever. i told the truth, whether you choose to believe it or not, is your decision.
>>683226838
And he'll still have to go to gym class on Monday,which is probably why he tried to kill himself.
>>683204605
If you haven't killed any kike then you haven't the right to kill yourself.
>>683226705
allright fatty
>>683226923
Post your gut with a timestamp.
Rest well, dear OP
>>683227097
this
>>683227244
dubs - do it
>>683205893
come visit me in seventh plane of torment, hear they have great bbq there :)
>>683227000
ZERO TRIPS = ZERO LIES = SPEAKS TRUTH!
>>683226887
You're either fat or an infant.
Lol
>>683228019
I am quite fat, living of beer isn't quite the best life style.
>>683204605
https://youtu.be/dfyNnUgK8qE
>>683212394
fucking kek
Fucking normal fags learn how to KYS. Remember kids its down the street ,not across the tracks
>>683223138
>when mine strikes
>i'm the faster one
>>683206923
I think you're a little late faggot
