So i just got a random txt from a person mistaking me for his dad,asking for money dubs decide
Have I told you that you're adopted?
Why haven't we fucked yet?
"Send a picture of your cock and ill give you 20 bucks"
look i don't really love you enough
If you give me a blow job I will give you cash. The more head I get the more cash you will get.
So i got a package in the mail adressed to you it contains a dildo im not going to judge you or anything but...
If you suck my dick I'll give you as much as you want. I just really need to cum
You were the result of a broken condom
>>683202282
rolllo
>>683202265
Same fag re roll
>>683202282
rolle
>>683202282
relo
can i like your ass?
>>683202290
Roll
>>683202265
Re roll
how much should i give you for a blowjob?, come to the house right now, your mom's not here and i want your sexy little mouth in my dick,
Okay you wanna be realistic? Get a job you fucking faggot
>>683202282
this
Your mother and i are getting a divorce
I cannot shit money. Shit in your pocket and see if that helps.
>>683202282
rollio spaghettio
>>683202282
rolling
Fine you little bitch now you won't get any money
>>683202452
rollerini
>>683202282
do this
>>683202356
Roll
>>683202290
Re roll
>>683202555
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYSYHDAUHSDUHASDH
>>683201678
wrong number m8
Want to hear a funny joke, son?
>>683202282
dubs get
>>683202555
Winrar
>>683202555
OP here trips trump dubs
>>683202282
dubs
>>683202577
Win, the other one was trips that doesn't count
hold on..I 'm fucking this nigger in the ass for a fiver
>>683201678
ask him, in a very serious tone, if he'd be willing to have a threesome with you and his mother
>>683201678
>>
If you suck my dick after school I'll give you some money, okay? I'm being serious. That's your only option.
>>683202599
Winrar
>>683202282
last roll
>>683202555
Trips. Winar
want to have sex with your mom, you can ask her, shes been waiting for awhile
Show me your tits
>>683202555
Trips
>>683202755
dubs
"Knock knock"
send Until son
"Who's there?"
"It's me. Wondering why you're not naked"
Then
Knock knock
Same as before.
This time
"It's me again. Still wondering why you're not naked."
>>683202555
Do it OP
>>683202697
rolling
>>683202282
Rollio
>>683202825
rollll
Do you think I'm a fucking bank? Fuck me hard and make me your sperm bank.
>>683202454
Kek. Roll
>>683202825
Reroll?
>>683202820
singles
Zzzzzzzzzzz
>>683202454
Rolan
>>683203006
kek
>>683203006
Fucking pleb
Just be sure you're back in time to lick your mother's asshole.
get
give him money
>>683203006
Inb4 trips aren't dubs
>>683203006
You know what? i've got an idea, your mom's not here and i've always wanted to taste your dick, i saw it once and i honestly liked it, $100 if you let me suck your dick or a handjob, let this be our little secret
>>683201919
Reroll
>>683203006
Son. Have I ever told you that I have always wanted to suck your tiny cock?
>>683203006
But if you show
Me whats down below ill give you around $400
>>683203322
Winrar winrar
What would you do for cash? Will you let me and some friends run a train on you and pound your every orifice bareback until the cum flows from your ass and mouth?
i know that number, op his name is randy
Will deliver once he replies
>>683203322
Winrar will deliver once reply is in
Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>683203623
this
>>683203678
that
ask the filthy whore you call mom you fucking spoiled brat
I want to watch you fuck your mother. Just name your price.
>>683203755
>>683203766
Oh shit niggers
Can't afford it, your mother and I are planning on getting a divorce because of you
I masturbate every time I see Donald Trump at a rally talking. Come over and we can wank each other off to Youtube clips of Trump.
Dick pick or it ain't happening son
You're adopted so it's not really incest anyway
>>683203933
fucking this
>>683203175
Plebs and their dubs
I have erectile disfunction son. I need that money for penis pills. Your mother just isn't doing it for me anymore
>>683203933
>>683203322
>>683203766
WINRAR
deliver op
>>683204066
WIN
Kek keep em rolling you faggots
>>683203933
Winrar
Do you think cocain is free you little shit ? Get a job
>>683204140
5/7
>>683204140
jej
>>683204140
I want to thunderfuck your meaty little virgin ass.
>>683203870
Reroll
Ok for real though just send me a picture of your penis and DO NOT TELL YOUR MOM and I will give you 100$
>>683204140
fuck this is pretty good, i wonder how far it will go
>>683201678
>random text
>mistaking me for his dad
Nah
Why haven't we fucked yet son? You know you want me to treat you like a naughty school girl you pussy bitch.
Die
Son you have a younger sister and i hid her from you as shes a rape victim and is very fragile, the rapist was never caught._ it was me
>>683202282
Roll
Fine ill give you $20 for every nigger youve killed today
>>683204140
>>683204140
You were adopted at a young age, so it's not technically incest. It's wincest!
>>683204727
Reroll
>>683204775
rollin'
>>683204140
Hey son i'm gonna take your mom to pound town tonight, if you film it ill give you 300$
>>683204775
well actually its winrar
Son come home now take off your clothes and wait for me in your room!
>>683204966
winrar
Come on, let's experiment. I used to fool around with you when you were a baby, actually...
>>683204140
Ask him what movie then spoil it.
>>683204703
Rollin
>>683205276
Kek, yes
>>683204966
OP here anon winrar will deliver once again when this kid replies
>>683205266
OH SHIT SON
Son, im gonna kill you and your mom tonight in 5 minutes do whatever you want in these next 5 minutes you cant run cause i can run faster you cant hide cause i can hide better good luck i love you and will see you in hell.
>>683204586
If this isn't bait, OP is confirmed slowest poster on /b/
>>683203314
Rolling for this.
Tell him he has a younger sister that want to fuck him while you watch
>>683205414
thanks based op
>>683205266
OH SHI-
>>683205542
ROLL
>>683205590
Im using my phone
I HAVE TO GO I JUST GOT A MESSAGE SAYING YOUR MOTHER'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK
>>683201678
I think I'm having a stroke. Get belp.
>>683205910
>>683205976
roll
Son, I never told you but you were born out of a threesome.
Son, praise Satan and please ejaculate inside my butehole
>>683205590
he can only post as fast as they reply, which gives credibility to this being real
im going to pay someone to rape you in your sleep tonight for this
SON THERES A NIGGER IN MY HOUSE AND HES RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE
>>683205976
Kekk
>>683206164
roll
>>683206168
rolling for this
>>683204966
Delivered
Is op kill?
>>683206266
Chekt
son will u marry me?
>>683206266
WINRAR also roll for this
>>683205542
>>683206266
Nice thumbnail fgt
>>683206266
y
>>683204303
Perfect Score
>>683206266
winrar
what if it's a girl though
>>683206311
fug
>>683206453
i feel like they would have said something by now
>>683206297
>inb4 divorced
>>683206453
oh yeah, i forgot about that
>>683206297
Wait for his reply before posting the screenshot you filthy nigger.
Have you never been in one of these threads before?
>>683206297
Son. I love you. I'm proud of you. I want you to succeed in life and do the things I never got to do. Me and your mother will always be here to support you.
Also I fucked your first girlfriend, and I fucked you when you were eight.
>>683206080
BerenstAin Bears spoopy
Edgy teen trolled other edgy teens thinking this was real. Sage
son i jack off to voldemort porn dont judge me
>>683206599
COME ON GUYS HOW MANY WASTED GETS ARE IN HERE
Just send them this picture
son ill divorce ur mother to marry u
>>683206297
Ugh, This is why I wanted the abortion. I wish my condom didn't break. God fucking dammit! But nooo your mother wanted to keep you.
>>683205542
Rolling for this
i hope we fucked up this kids whole world
>>683207001
Rolling for this.
Send a nude of some woman saying "I'm still getting more pussy than you. Go kill yourself, I never saw you as my son."
>>683207091
Kid is Australian, hes realised someones taking the piss out of him by now...
>>683207001
Rolling for this
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>683207091
Id hope you wouldn't be such a massive faggot but I lost all hope a while ago.
son if u dont marry me ill disown you
>>683206599
>>683205542
rolling this! holy fuck!
>>683207001
rollllll
>>683207247
roll
>>683207361
wanna see my cock
I like to put the peanut butter and jelly on my ass and call it peanut butter and jelly ass. But your faggot ass is gonna be calling it lunch
gg he's not responding anymore.
THERES A FUCKING NIGGER RAPING MY WATERMELONS ILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE FAGGOT
He would've double checked number after the 1st one. So he probably doesn't care now.
son i will shoot myself if u dont suck my cock rite now!
>>683207620
The first one sounded like a dad joke, so prolly flew under the radar.
>>683207426
>>683206599
>>683204966
You fucking nigger, you cheated me of my goddamned roll. You dumb cunts don't even bother to even attempt to try to make something slightly resembling a conversation. Your horse shit has no rhyme or reason, just random horse shit.
>>683205266
Alright alright I was just fucking with you. Ill give you the 20, just let me feel it, just a little.
>>683207357
Roll for the loll!
I sucked my old man off so it's okay for you to
>>683207784
Go slit your fucking wrists you overly upset cunt. It's fucking 4chan and he's texting himself.
Roll! Son you're adopted.
I am not your father you have the wrong number and this is on 4chan >>683207587 xDDDDD
ever wondered how I please your mom, son? we do it on your bed too
(send pic related)
>>683207426
Seriously, just eat my cum once and I'll give you money every weekend bud.
>>683207988
if dubs dont send this
>>683207784
>don't even bother to even attempt to try to make something slightly resembling a conversation
>>683207512
Oh anon :^)
>>683208048
Reroll
>>683207426
AHAHAHAHHA FUCK
>>683208106
Rereroll
>>683207784
>diary of a newfag
>>683208155
Faggot
>>683208155
>>683208048
WINRAR!!!!!
>>683203006
and if you want anymore you have to suck daddy big dick
>>683207001
ROLL
>>683207977
>Roll! Son you're adopted.
WINRAR
>>683207988
Winnerwinnerwinner
>>683208262
reroll
>>683207988
Kek dubs getttttt
>>683208311
Trips over rule dubs, don't link thread yet. this is good.
Bush did 9/11
>>683208003
Rolling for this fatty
>>683208408
Gayyyyyy
>>683208408
Gg faggot op
>>683208408
Moron.
>>683208408
Fuck you OP.
You're supposed to filter these kinds of shit messages out you stupid fuck.
Imagine the fun we could have had.
>>683208408
Lol
This is now a dat boi thread
>>683208408
Fuck your a dumb cunt? Go kill your self
>>683208408
Hey man. This is all a prank on 4chan. You texted me, so I gave the responsibility to 4chan to take the piss out of you.
The thread is 683201678 on /b/
Go there.
>>683208526
Exactly besides I rolled dubs before that other fag
>>683208526
Thank you, anon. At least someone here understands how to troll. Bunch of fucking mongs, the lot of them.
>>683208607
Oh shit waddup
>>683208408
You fucking faggot
Abondon thread
>>683208655
This is getting worse
Ban test
>>683208663
Welcome to the club. Niggers stole my dubs as well.
Fuck your bait thread OP
>>683208762
o shit waddup!
Hey buddy ol pal ol buckerooni!
Tongue my anus will ya sport?
>>683208796
no wonder I've been getting so many dubs
>>683207784
>Tip's fedora
>>683208796
The feels are real
>>683208679
u must be le oldfag xD
>>683208408
Ops a fag
>>683208796
Cry about it
>>683208408
>>683208655
DELIVER OP
I press dis button am funny now
>>683208796
>>683208663
cry about it other annons was funnier thats why it was chosen
Ooooooh baby that image limit
OP here, i think i fucked up
>>683209229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqpVamT6t3s
this guy is more cringe
Whew
>>683209294
Dafuq you talkin bout
>>683209238
Some shit about BerenstAIN bears? Fucking hilarious.
>>683208762
>hol up hol up hol up
We dem boiz
O shit wuddup
>>683208425
>>683201678
Funny story, I was actually molested by my dad
>>683209386
ikr
>>683209434
Hahahaha well molestation my friend.
>>683209434
dubs say you weren't
>>683209434
That is a funny story
>>683209355
He has a sexy deep voice anon, idk what u r talking about
>>683209386
Are you really this upset over a roll thread? That's pathetic.
>>683208655
As OP i know i am being a massive faggot but don't say i didn't deliver
>>683209744
he's apparently 14
>>683209867
op delivered in a good way, babyfags salty
>>683209867
You didn't. You skipped someone's dubs.
>>683209434
Do tell
I'm very horny
say "think a couple of D's will help you out?"
son: D's?
you: DEEZ NUTS
>>683210000
fucking babysaly bitch fuck your quads
>>683210000
FUCKING
WINRAR
>>683210026
All you get are memes friend
>>683209426
>>683208408
OP is too much of a faggot to handle this thread.
I will post tits as a protest.
>>683210000
Oh shit waddup
>>683210235
>>683210206
wew lad new wallpaper
>>683202282
roll
I got moar
>>683204140
>/b/tards believing this is actually a conversation between two people and not OP and OP
>>683210081
I don't get it
More for the Op's cock hungry asshole
>personified asshole
>>683210593
you have nothing jan snuew
>>683210676
Hey man. Some /b/ros stole an autist's dubs. You're picking a fight you don't want.
>>683210731
I know exactly what the fucking trick with words is but forget what it's called. fUCk
>>683209434
>greentext now.
Just let it out, /b/ro...
>>683211036
>>683210026
Post cock with time stamp and I will. Is a good one, forced to wear moms
Underwear.
Fuck you 4chan! Now you give me money to see my movie
>>683211036
Cock with time stamp and I'll let it out anon
>>683209867
You did well, OP. You are not a faggot
>>683211374
o shit waddup
he's here
Damn, OP! You served that fag right up his nigger ass! You are most def an Old Fag!!
Can I hear somebody say /b/ Army Assemble!!!!?? Trump 2016 Death to niggers y'all!
>>683211879
OP's dad is here.
You guys are not that though anymore. Talking shit behind my back. OK let's see the money for my movie
>>683211879
Oc cringe here
>>683208408
>>683211213
>>683211378
Oh come on!
You know you wanna tell the story more than I wanna post my cock.
In fact, I didn't know you were into cock, or I would not have posted tits! So, lemme see if I can find you a cock. Meantime, git to writing, faggot! Not much time b4 404!
>Greentext now!
FORTY CHONGS DOES IT AGAIN
>>683209867
Post his number you fucking cuck
>>683211036
>be me 4
>laying in moms bed
>jerking off in mums bed because 4 year olds do that shit as my therapist told me
>dad comes in
>sees me fapping
>says "does that feel good anon"
>I nod
>He pulls down covers
>Sees my little boy cock and his eyes light up..
>Immiedietly goes down on me
> i think I remember him asking if I liked it and I said yeah
>flash image here of him eating out my asshole and cock
>he starts to hurt me, but I block this out mostly
>Chokes me on the bed like scary long, another flash image..
>He pulls me over to edge of bed
>puts legs against chest, flash image
>I think he had a condom on but idk
>Fucks me in ass
>Beats me some more
>Treats my older brother significantly better than me
>I repressed the memory and decided to move to his house for the summer when I was 15
>he accidently touches my ass and looks into my bedroom at night
>touches my ass a third time called him out on it person but he just ignores me.
>tell him over text
>he is furious, says it never happened
>he was molested when he was young, I was extremely closed off from men touching me as a child and my brothers friend Danielle was molested when they were 8 after swimming the one time
Fuck you here's where my anxiety stems from that I'm working through with LSD and cognitive behavioral therapy.. :( it hurts
>>683212316
Don't you dare running away with my money!
>>683212461
It's weird, when I retell parts of the story it turns me on a little and I left parts out.. :/ Fuck you guys for making me cry again.
>>683211879
Still upset that he skipped over your dubs?
>>683204140
You do realize that:
1- This is probably a minor
2- You just ask him for sex
3- They have YOUR number in that conversation
4- And that you just fucked up your life?
>>683212677
what a waste of dubs
>>683210000
>>683212461
I have probably some of the worst social anxiety from it,I have a nervous twitch that I'm getting rid of right now..
>>683212461
Thank You, anon.
Psychedelics will help.
Above All, ENJOY Life!
>>683212677
He got dubs, OP. Send it.
>>683212677
faggggg
>>683212970
What the hell anon I post that gif all the time lol thanks man, I hate bringing it up. It's like looking at really intense gore for me.
>>683212677
Send it OP!
Stop sending me shit. I'm not replying anymore
>>683208762
o shit its that boy o shit waddup
>>683213471
Kys OP
>>683213471
Fuck you. If OP texts you you WILL reply.
OP here idk who you faggots replying with kek I'm playing some bf3
>>683213307
But it gets you out of your shit for a minute, and some of the pain can flow away. All OK. ENJOY!
>>683214169
Well >>683212677 got dubs.
