Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: pizza is cool!
Time to be off to sleep.
Have a good day/night everyone!
>Smug gon' give it to ya
In about 40 years
2Cellos is amazing.
Nigga shoulda fought someone more on GGG's weight to get an idea
Good night kyouko even tho we never talk
Just listened to their cover of Thunderstruck, that was amazing!
rip in pepperoni
G'night, adorable. Sleep warm and well.
That high five hurt...
>If dubs, i'll finish my book edition
Oh oh oh got it. Hah that totally went over my head when i first read it.
pizza is really cool
SO MUCH potential in him too
This fights gonna be bittersweet
B-But.. Can I have a chance like.. Soon?
Maybe tonight? I just wanna wow you!
I even got all pretty for you!
It's only getting rougher from here.
Best to strap in.
>I see her in a smokey room
>The smell of wine and cheap perfume
>For a smile they can share the night
>It goes on and on and on and onnnnnn
Someone call 911 because I think I'm having a stroke WHATISTHISWHYISTHIS
>I read as milinda at first.
topkek, it's corroding your brain.
>Best idol claimed
Here we go
>go to friends for 12:01 AM Mothers day
>the cards are brought out
>anon bro #1 is about to win
>the other 4 of us decide to mutually team up
>i constantly bomb anon bro #1
>he has to keep picking up cards
>anon bro #2 is approaching victory
>i have the card setup to bomb anon bro #2 hard
>i don't do it
>i help anon bro #2 win
>anon bro #2 makes kickass lasagna
>anon bro #1 is salty to the max
>anon bro #2 pulls out a pound of lasagna from the freezer
>it is now mine
You should definitely check some of Beterbiev's fight~ They're pretty short and as a casul, you'll enjoy them!~
Claiming best girlie!
100 pushups, 100 situps, 10 km running. Every. Single. Day.
Beards do make everything look good, though I only have one beardo at the moment.
They recently did an MJ song. Not sure which one.
Mmmm... I'll think about it~
>straps in for the strap on
You can't sleep, Gold?
That's weak bro
I'll check it out later~
So hes a russian mike tyson? Just like golokin?
Mfw I become One punch man
That... That isn't a no!
It'll be great, Ill take you out for some coffee you like coffee right? and we can chit chat and get to know each other i can't wait ohmygosh
Super cute! My heart!
Got to sleep Galky. Like below
No ac in the the summer and 3 meals a day. A banana in the morning is fine too
Same. I gotta find that OP in /c/
Trips confirms it being funny lol
I said it was a nap.
>I can never sleep anyways
I am incapable of what you request.
Well hey I'm open to any fighter if they bring entertainment and delicious punches
Fair enough, whenever I nap it's for long periods of time. My bad.
Glad to have you back anyway, lovely.
Your heart is more than big enough to take it.
Oh goodie! Better watch while Im still buzzed
Mmm, nice. Hope your day has been well aside from that, friendo.
well im gonna head out tonight, not really feeling it tonight
>Up and down the boulevard
>Their shadows searching in the night
>Livin' just to find emotion
>Hidin' somewhere in the night
I have been summoned
I recommend his fight against Tavoris Cloud~
Have a good night!
im gonna go to bed....i hope everyone has a good night, sleep well, sweet dreams, and good mornings to everyone!!!
Awww ok how's the nap?
Knew it was you though
Goodnight beautiful <3
Feel better soon
Welcome back Booby Brother.
Yup, same as always.
Noted, thats the frst video I'll watch
Good night beautiful~ <3
Hope you'll enjoy it!
Short but comfy.
I can never nap for longer than an hour or two.
Lol fuck... how many soilders can you recruit?
And just in time for me to do this!
Anyone here excited for the NFL season? I hope my Saints are going to be 2nd in division, finishing 10-6, and snatching that wild card spot.
S-So... A coffee date maybe.. Death Senpai?
>Rory and Dio are both gross
Was it one of those "10 seconds was actually an hour" kind of nap?
Not fan of football like that but still got hearts out for the Texans
Glad to hear it, bosom.
What you up to right now?
That sucks, man. Wish I could help ya.
>Don't mention it, lovely.
Hey there, hot stuff.
You're both very wonderful.
Sleep tight you two.
topkek, how are you Milinda?
what should I do Im bored
should i just go to sleep already?
also really have to masterbate but I have to abstain from it. how to get over needing to watch porn and jerk it
Haha I kinda saw that coming... Did you tell Mirai yet? kek
>Off by one...
Im doing alright. What about you friend?
I guess you could say that.
My companion of similar ethnic descent.
It's not too bad.
Just glad you're doing what's best for ya, Gold.
What you doing right now?
Damn, she's a looker.
Its just friendly banter, Hand-kun. He says it to me, I say it to him.
Oh, another smugger appears.
Get that cross.
I'm horrible at distinguishing actual banter from people just disliking each other.
>Off by one
Just fuck my shit up fam.
Glad to hear. Feeling pretty good right now.
I'd say just sleep and see where that goes.
i feel really lonely and tired right now
im going to bed in hopes that i can dream something happy
>"10 seconds was actually an hour" kind of nap?
God I fucking love those, tired as shit and you go to sleep for like a minute and you feel like you've gotten a full night's sleep.
Sitting here and watching tv in the background.
I had two cheap drinks while.out at chilis with my girl
Now at home and Ive had one rum chata and fire ball shot followed by 2 more fireball shots
Last number of my post is how many more ill do
Dubs = 10
Trips = 20
Pretty much nothing, that nap didn't really help...
>hope you feel better
>feel like you've gotten a full night's sleep
>hittin' that mufuckin' smug button
That was close...
Thats good! Something good happen today?
Its all good friend. Wish I could be more help. Sleep well
Watch this, lose boner, go to sleep in fear
Mirai hasn't been on today. Might come later and I thought he knew with our conversation about this lol
The more the merrier with the smug crew
Redeemed with dubs tho
The comfier the place you're sleeping on, the faster you fall asleep. I also love the feel where you're so tired you can sleep on the floor and find it nice to sleep on
OK but be safe mang
I'm sorry to hear that, man. You don't want to try and get some more sleep?
Nothing, I just have it on in the background for noise mostly.
Have you never had one of those naps?
Hell man I can fall asleep just about anywhere, I fell asleep in the back of an ambulance, sirens blaring bumpy road and everything, on the way to a call, and it was one of those super short but restful sleeps, it was awesome.
Yeah im going to sleep now. Also i didnt take te sleepy ng pills so maybe thats what was fucking me over.
Yep. Gonna go to sleep
Not gonna watch it I think I will pass out before the urge becomes to great.
Listening to swedish black metal which calms me for some reason and shuttin down my mind for schleep.
Well, theres always the smugcrew.
i'm so pissed. my hotel internet keeps deleting files i'm trying to see on 4chan. like i can't see gifs and every single picture i open up it immediately gives me a 404 error
off by one
>smug it up
>off by one.
Im not sure if Mirai knows. Hasn't said anything to me about it yet at least.
Anyways, how are you today?
Just got home from work. Im not sure what I want to do now though...
Ahh, alright. I usually would just leave on Friends or the George Lopez show when I did that.
Actually got sucked into both after a while.
Wish i had a job....
I might play some BF3 on PC soon.
Sleep tight Mugi.
Don't die m8.
Not really, could just be from my workout today.
I probably will soon, I'm exhausted.
I have. What I meant is that the nap I just took was not one of those.
I look forward to the coffee and company~
Dont use the hotel internet then. If its that bad...
Im good. Getting drunk while playing MWO and cooking lamb shanks.
You really should man, gotta get your cute self in bed and rest.
I see you explosion master
Thats a great game.
Have you seen the trailer for the new one?
A good workout is always a good motivator. Glad your in a good mood today :)
>3 kos in first round
Jesus christ even the announcer mention golokin
I'm going to try and get some good rest now.
wish I was getting drunk right now
Crazy, isn't it? Cloud was a former champion too and was never knocked out before this fight~
I know you're doing your best to hide Dio in your heart.
Hey, I forgot I even posted in this thread for a moment there.
Its fun seeing champions get btfo
but then how will i post on /waifu/?
get schwifty ma'am
Good. I'm going to sweep you off of your feet my dear.
I've usually got National Geographic or something else on if its just something I'm not even really paying attention to.
Ah sorry to hear that.
Yeah im kind of mixed on it. Seeing as how the last "Battlefield" game was shit.
Tsuyu drink counter:
2 mixed drinks
7 shots of fireball
I have 5 bottles of angyr orchards left in my fridge
Last number of post
Anything over 5 = all bottle plus however many fireball shots
hello friendly anon. I am thank you for asking.
How are you?
Apparently someone crashed a fucking plane a couple miles away from my apartment while I was at work today...
Canaan claimed. Anything interesting happen to you guys today?
Are you referring to BF4 or Hardline?
What you up to, handsome?
Nice, dude. Also good to play in the background. Love Nat Geo.
God damn, dude.
Fucking hell, don't hurt yourself....
True~ That was the first fight I saw of him.. I was hooked and got more into boxing!
And tou only call me gross because you dont want to admit that Dio is inferior.
Use your phone as a tether
Now thats something to look forward to
Thanks, appreciate those words <3
How about you? What was your day like?
ooh yeah we're gonna get schwifty.
Some cop here hit a prius today and killed the driver.
>Did you look in a mirror?
Not much friend, trying to think of what I should do with my night
You have a point there... Im just excited that a major franchise is going away from the whole modern/future warfare thing. It has a lot of potential
Not a problem friend <3
It was slow. Was scheduled to be copilot but we didnt get a single emergency call today.
>Those are the best days, when no one is hurt
I was simply watching a video, but now I'm about to play another match of LoL, I'm not that into LoL but I'm feeling pretty bored lately.
I call you gross because you are simply disgusting.
going to go try and watch Civil War, be back later
lol it's okay~
There's a joke here somewhere
>mfw i came across a dead guy after a car accident
I have to see you to be able to make such a commitment.
The closest I got to something like that was when going to dallas for family reunion, I slept for about a minute and we were there over loud relatives. Said that I was extremely tired from wanting to stay up all night. Was around 12-13 at the time lol but through ambulance? Holy shit dude
Smuggin it up and I'll get my get soon
Good. Got csgo and played it for a bit. It's alright. Maybe because I'm not good yet. You?
Kek too good for us?
Will rolll agauk. Solon
I can see why
Damn getting pretty drunk right now hahah. 5th shot.. Im so weak
i'm sorry anon, but you are lying. As a mod i would know.
Its actually pretty comfortable in the back, padded chair, seat belt to keep you from moving around too much, and the siren isn't too loud inside.
You can't prove I'm not hand kun.
>>Did you look in a mirror?
Aww come on~ Milinda is super cute! I might even start watching the show soon.
>>Those are the best days, when no one is hurt
I know that feel
Do stay safe...Please
I know a girl who gets super drunk by the 2th shot ahah. I remember the first time I ever got drunk, I was drinking shots lest and right with a guy I didn't know at the time! The guy is now my best friend~
I'm thinking it was more a case of "old people who shouldn't be allowed to operate any kind of motor vehicle" seeing as they're a dime a dozen out here.
Oh damn, that's terrible. Except for the Prius itself getting rekt. Fuck that car.
The only good thing about hardline IMO are the easter egg reload anims. Gameplay is shit though, so the anims don't make up for much of anything. That said, DICE didn't really do much with that besides give Visceral the Frostbite Engine and all it's goodies to play around with.
Then again, I'm a BCfag and anything that's not Bad Company is shit to me anyways.
>calls Rory gross
Pick one way of being a pleb
Keep on smuggin'
I dont remember my first. I do remember the last time I blacked out.
>implying we'd ever be friends
I was the same, 1 or 2 shots will get me drunk but now I'm on my 6th
If MWO counts, then yes.
Take 2/3rds a bottle of Blantons. Drink it in 1 hour. 2 glasses of JW Blue Label. Add in copious friends and good times. Was one of my quieter nights. I do have a wild night story, maybe next thread.