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Hey there, /b/.
I'm getting my first tattoo next week
It'll be something like this.
Also general tattoo thread, what do y'all have and/or plan on getting?
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That's gay as fuck
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>>683193949
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>>683193861
those tattoos in your pic depend on what the fuck is said in them

The only endearing one I've seen is the guy who recorded his mom saying "I'll always love you son" or some shit just before she died
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>>683194138
It'll be from the last voicemail my dad left me before he passed away. He always called me sunshine so that's what it will be. Not a huge fan of tattoo's w/o meaning.
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Do yourself a huge favor and don't do that
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>>683193949
I agree
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>>683194329
That's acceptable, godspeed
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>>683194329
That's sweet

Sorry for your loss. Where will you get it?
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>>683194757
Left wrist, just because it's easily concealable.
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I think it would look better if it was just an outline instead of the black blob that one is
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>>683195771
yeah this guy has the right idea

do you wanna look like a pen exploded on your hand/wrist forever
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>>683193861
I plan to get a spiderweb tattoo with my asshole in the middle and catch flies with my buttcheeks.
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>>683195932
Nah it won't be as thick as this one. Similar just not nearly as thick
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>>683196138
pics ?
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>>683193861
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>>683193861
tattoos are such an old and stupid concept
>"oh it reflects sumtin unique about me"
>"u wouldnt understand"
go pay money to put a stupid image on your body that you'll probably regret in a day. fucking idiots
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>>683197422

Go to bed grandpa
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I want this.
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Proud of this one!!
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>>683193861
tattoos are for legit pirates and Maori warriors. If you are not one of those then you are a total attention whore cunt.
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>>683195235
>wrist
>concealable

no
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Enola Gay

Still healing
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>>683198359
little details on that are sort of fucked up but I like the thing as a whole
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>>683198359
Wow thats really fucking stupid and gay. Way to show the world you had 400 bucks once.
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Plan on getting Pedicabo Eam on my inner forearm
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>>683198341
Thank-you
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>>683198557
$300 actually
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>>683198359
RIP japs, here was my first.
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>>683198706
still pretty gay congrats!
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One of mine
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>>683198251
That's actually cool as fuck and I'm pretty much anti-tattoo. You had a talented artist!
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>>683198799
nice bro doesn't look stupid at all
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>>683198799
you have the leaf face one too right
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>>683193861
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>>683199176
Yes, that's another one of my tattoos
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Is that an arrow showing where to cut?
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>>683199192
I'm working on a Mario/Nintendo sleeve
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y'all so fucking ignorant ..... it's sad
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>>683198799
fucking awsome dude
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Any of you faggots Maori warriors or pirates?
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>>683199762
That's a pretty shitty photo of a pretty shitty tattoo.
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>>683199762
Great value brand version of
>>683198251
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>single tattoo of a garage music producers symbol that I just enjoy the shape and look of
>still don't regret it 4 years later
>but multiple people have yelled at me for having a swastika on my arm even though it looks nothing like one
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>>683198341
Wear a watch
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>>683198251
Wow, that's amazing... I have a couple of ideas for a tattoo, but I need to find a highly-professional artist first.
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>>683200172
your the fucking idiot that put it on his arm for everyone to see. your really mad at everyone else.
"its a basque flower" "looks like a fucking swastika to me dave"
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>>683200468
This was done by a lady in a super small town oddly enough. She's a very talented sculpter as well as painter and tattooist (obviously) I'm so thankful for the work she did! Feel awesome getting daily compliments a tattoo. Even years later.
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>>683198341
ever heard of a watch?
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>>683199311
This site is for users 18 and older you edgy faggot. Everyone knows you cut down the arm if you aren't just an attention whore.
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>>683200172
Why does every ask me if i killed a man because i have a tear drop tattoo on my left eye? I just love to cry and wanted every one to see i'm really a sensitive guy!
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>>683200646
I never said I was mad, I'm more confused. I don't understand why people think that something that barely resembles an X looks like a swastika.
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>>683193949
no, it says "that's gay as.. FUCK"

dumbass
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>>683193861
I have a bunch of tattoos but this one I did today with a stick and poke just for giggles. My first try at it
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>>683196926
ah yes the next big tattoo trend

congrats on joining the club
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>>683201289
Looks like it's infected tbh.
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>>683201102
Because your a moron that's why. You love the attention it gets you so you can be all like "its not a swastika. its a Meiji restoration symbol" All tat fags are the same you put the shit on your skin because you want someone to look at it.
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>>683201384
>infected

I did it about an our ago with a needle, pretty sure its just red.
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thoughts?
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>>683201533
I think you're projecting a little, friendo.
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>>683200782
I can only pray to God I get someone like that. Most the ones around my way go that cartoon-y take on art, you know? Instead I want someone with high technical skills, like can do real swell lines and stuff
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>>683201592
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>>683200782
>>683201666
Something like this I wanna get for sure
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>>683201604
I'm not the attention whore walking around like a human billboard saying things like "its not a swastika" Have you been getting you brain tattooed lately?
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>>683201922
Wow how meaningful and deep you must be! That surely is a unique tattoo for a unique person.
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>>683201589
It looks scabbed dude, that's infected.
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>>683202022
whoa dude can i also roleplay being an all seeing swami on everyone elses lives too
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>>683202438
lolwut.
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>>683193861
Faith's tatoo bruv
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>>683200850
Kek is that a stick on?
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>>683202022
>people purposely get tattoos so retards who dont know one of the most obvious symbols in history will automatically flock to them
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>>683198799
Another of mine
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>>683202022
No, you're just retarded.
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>>683202986
There it is, I dig that one a bunch.

You planning on any more?

>>683202022
Alright I guess, whatever you want to think I'm thinking is fine.
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>>683203130
says the faggot covered in shit scribbles
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>>683203255
I have several more tattoos, most of them older and of poorer quality. In answer to your question, yes, I plan to get more. Here's another that needs an additional session to finish up.
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>>683202986
ohh your the same faggot that post in all these threads ive seen this ugly fucking tattoo a hundred times now
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>>683203524
So stop coming into these threads
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>>683202880
just keep on thinking your not an attention whore
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>>683203576
Stop being a faggot. Its a two-way street when you post on /b/ some people will like you and other like myself will call you a stupid attention whore. Don't you got a boxxy thread to go start?
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>>683203922
Who/what is boxxy?
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>>683201592
I actually have bro life on the inside of my lip
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Whenever I think about getting a tattoo I think about the type of man I would like to be when i'm 50 years old. Then I imagine that tattoo on that man.

Then I talk myself out of any tattoo I plan on getting. Because tattoos get worse and worse looking over time. Maybe if it was the right thing, but nothing passed the 'Will I regret this when I'm older' test.
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>>683204069
post it
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>>683203521
people might say that's kinda shitty, but I really love the look of it
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>>683198251
lies

pathetic
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>>683204098
no man you should live your life like an impulsive nigger and turn yourself into a human billboard
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>>683204201
Thanks. I'm very fond of it as well.
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>>683204369
Another of mine. Done when I was 18.
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my tats tell a story...................i had more money than brains.
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>>683201592
Floss
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>>683198315
Lay off, Pops.
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>>683204475

do you not regret that piece of shit tattoo? how can you take yourself seriously when you see something like that every time you look in the mirror?
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stupid emofag who thought it was cool to self-harm here, can i get recommendations on how to cover these up with a tattoo once they're fully healed? (will timestamp for the skeptical goyim upon request)
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>>683193861
just cut out the middle man and do it yourself with a razor
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>>683205712

first you self-harm your hands, one of the most visible parts of your body, probably to draw attention to yourself. now you want to tattoo your hands to draw even more attention to yourself and make yourself unemployable. kill yourself.
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>>683203993
Being this new.
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>>683193861
I'm a tranny and I am getting a small simple pink x men x on my hip by my panty line
supposed to mean Ex-man
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>>683205712
cut your hand off i heard all the serious body modification experts are doing it these days
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>>683205687
Nope, don't regret it at all. I can take myself seriously because of what I've accomplished so far in life, and that is in no way diminished by what I've gotten tattooed. Besides, if you're concerned about taking yourself seriously every time you look in a mirror, you're going to lead a tortured life.
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>>683206049

luckily i don't have to be concerned with taking myself seriously when i look in the mirror because i'm not covered in shitty juvenile tats, thats your problem not mine
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>>683205906
I think it was more to get my mind off shit - I have a tendency to overthink, and the pain helped me snap out of the vicious mental cycle of anxiety for a moment

in retrospect, the hand was indeed a bad place to do it, but it is the most accessible
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>>683206182
You're correct, it is my "problem" to bear. Oh well, I can handle it.
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>>683206049
lol only someone with deep regret outweighed by deep denial would say something that stupid. who the fuck do you think you are Maya Angelou?
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>>683206291

going for the hand is fucking retarded, there's a reason so many girl cutters go for their inner thigh or stomach - they're not usually visible. when i hated myself i just starved myself, easier to explain why you're skinny than why you're all scarred up
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>>683206421
Nope, I don't think that at all.
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Got this for my son Ethan
E - greek letter sigma since I'm a math guy
T - wife and I like Disney, so T from Toy Story
H - wife and I played scrabble a lot when first met
A - Sergeant in the USMC (rank insignia)
N - music notes for wife wh sings and plays piano

I was going for a "he's the product of her and me" kind of thing
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>>683206580
Your tats are gay and you are gay. Just needed to clear the air please continue miss Angelou.
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>>683206896
You're trying to hard, anon. What does that say about you?
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Don't mind the zika virus infecting my arm.
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>>683207052
Too*
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>>683206880
The fuck is a Sthan?
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>>683207175
Kek
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>>683206880
I figured you were military. That explains the horrible fucking idea you have for a tattoo. Enjoy that shit for the rest of your life.
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>>683206880
Both you and your son are forever immortalized. Now the world knows your faggotry. Nice tat welfare queen. Not smart enough to get in the air force? or just too many tats?
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>>683193949
seconded. OP confirmed fag.
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>>683207052
it says im a troll and you are the moron that feeds me. Keep it up tat fag they are starting to look cool really they are!
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>>683207757
Eh, I actually enjoy the exchanges. Just bored tonight, or always, anon?
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>>683206880
Gay - as for prolapsed anus
As - as for you
Fuck - I've never cringed this hard before
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>>683206880
Not sure if trolling or actually this huge of a retard
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>>683207934
You are admitting to being an attention whore? That's the first time that's ever happened in one of these threads. Fuck i don't know what to say now.
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>>683205963
Back to your trap thread. Real people talking. You disgusting faggot.
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>>683208279
I'm not admitting anything, other than that I enjoy these exchanges with some anonymous person who, in person/real life, wouldn't have the balls to say anything to me.
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>>683193861
I came into a high paying job at the age of 21, I'm 27 now. Before the big social networking boom which got exposure to high level tattoo artists work. I basically coated myself in dumb and or shitty tattoos or just plain pointless ones just for the sake of having tattoos. I regret most of the ones I have now and I have a lot. Don't get them to be edgy, cool, or any other reason that's in your mind right now. I'm lucky that artists are good enough these days to cover most things up. I've probably got 6000-8000 worth of work done and I'm now going to have to spend probably double that for an expert artists time to fix/cover up my dumb decisions.
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>>683193861
Badass.
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>>683206880
Stupid faggot.
Greek letter Sigma is pronounced like "S".
White trash dumb faggot
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>>683208531
Give me your phone number i will call you an attention whore over the phone.
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>>683197422
THIS
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>>683208790
Sure you will, again, behind a wall of anonymity and lack of actual direct interaction. You have tremendous courage, anon.
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>>683205712
honestly, just a black bar all the way around the hand would be pretty good, but it probably won't cover that well, my cousin did something similar for a biking injury, and got a dark floral pattern, so i'm guessing you wan't to look for dark patterns, probably with lots of lines if you really want to cover that up
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>>683205963
if you wanna define yourself with that one aspect of your life by all means. it's an easily hidden area so it's not as bad as getting a neck tattoo.
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>>683208928
Damn maya your like a word ninja. Your wisdom and logic is undeniable. Your like a poetic tattoo sage.
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>>683198359
czech 'em
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Among other things, it's a reminder that the world looks different from different perspectives.
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>>683209207
Thanks. I wish something nice could be said about you.
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>>683209315

fucking kek
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>>683205963
>>683209000
trips has got a point. even if you're comfortable with your new sexuality, you'll feel like a real faggot when you hit 50 and you've got some gross pink x with no story behind it besides, 'i used to be a man, aren't i special'
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>>683205963
why did u have to bring that up? i have no problem with trans people, just ones doing it for attention.
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>>683195235
I'll never understand how or why some tattoofags are so simultaneously proud of their tattoo(s) while still worrying about keeping it hidden.
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>>683209358
All that wisdom maya and you still don't get satire
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>>683209457

something tells me the tranny will have bigger regrets when hes 50 than a little tattoo on the thigh
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>>683206880
its your kids name, no need for all that shit
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I don't have anything I love enough to get a tattoo of.
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>>683209562
And you still don't get out of your mother's basement. But, I'm not judging, anon.
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>>683208974
>dark patterns, probably with lots of lines
yes, thanks anon. I think that would work well to cover the hypertrophic scars, but I'd rather not do floral because I'm already an androgynous faggot thanks to genetics or some shit. Maybe geometric fractals?
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>>683197422
This.
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>>683209588
welcome to random, where we are only occasionally /pol/, and don't have to be total flaggots all the time
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Plan to get a tattoo in the same style and design, but with the landsknecht holding a Rod of Asclepius in front of him instead of leaning on the halberd.
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>>683209893

u crying? need a safe space?
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>>683210012
You might call me a pussy, but I can't hear you in my saaaaafe spaaaaaaace
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>>683209732
Damn maya that's one hell of a comeback. whens that edgy version of Porgy and Bess coming out? you know the one where porgy's a tattoo artist and bess is a girl that wants her face tattooed.
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>>683209810
sounds pretty cool, and i'm sure lots of shops already do lots of fractals today, so it will probably be pretty well done if that's what you go with. my cousin is a huge guy who got the flowers because his mom made a joke and said he should, he just beats the shit out of those who are stupid enough to make fun
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>>683210366
yeah i bet he does i beat the shit out of every one that makes fun of me too
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Thinking of getting the constellation Orion on my shoulder, but just as dots so it's discreet. Long story short, it was the first constellation my dad showed me. He recently passed away from lung cancer, so I want to honor one of our most cherished memories in a way that wasn't gaudy or over-the-top
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>>683201266
KEK
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>>683210281
As soon as you get writing.
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Mine. From Shel Silverstein's poem "Masks"
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>>683193861

That would be a cool tattoo if this was 1991.

Pretty fucking hackneyed at this point bro.
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>>683210517

>so I want to honor one of our most cherished memories in a way that wasn't gaudy or over-the-top

but getting a tattoo is gaudy and over the top though. do you really think you're gonna forget such a cherished memory? do you need it tatooed on your body permanently? it's already permanently tattooed on your brain brah
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>>683210517
Ask yourself would my dad give a shit or would he call me a faggot from the cosmic ether that he now resides.
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>>683209541
Jobs you dumb cunt
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Mine
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>>683210366
>>683210511

Eh, kind of a pacifist at heart. I think there's always a better option than beating someone up, and physical violence is just a last resort
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>>683193949

/thread
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>>683210908
Gay as fuck, Cameron.
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>>683210908

artistically they are good but the actual designs and placement on the body are so tacky and classless
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>>683210908
Wow how unique and cool. I bet no one has Chinese soldiers and casino owners tattooed on their legs.
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I was thinking of getting a Batman symbol tattoo'd across my chest. I don't like tattoos because the idea of having them stuck there forever sounds pretty shitty, but a big ass symbol across my chest would be pretty badass.

I haven't seen any pictures of people that have done this however, so I have no clue if it'd look as good as I imagine it. Any thoughts? I'd only do the 1989 movie symbol or The Dark Knight Returns symbol
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>>683194329

Why don't you get a sun instead. That would make it a positive, and it wouldn't look like a turd on your wrist.
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Here's mine, I have 3 though.
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>>683210908
<- Get this on your forehead
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>>683211282
it still looks like shit op just like it did last time you posted it.
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>>683211282

are you my old roommate konstantin? he had that same sleeve tattoo, seems a lot of people do nowadays
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>>683211229
Why tacky?
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>>683211229
Agreed. >>683211229
Should've been on his biceps/shoulders
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>>683211282
wow, how kewl and mysterious...
fuck off 12 y/o tardface
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>>683211465

dreamcatcher with a skull and something that looks like a Troll Warrior from world of warcraft? they are tacky and juvenile
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>>683211606
The fact that you see Troll Warrior from WOW by looking at that is very telling.
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>>683211606
By that logic any tattoo is juvenile
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>>683211606
Bushido. Look it up faggot.
>Imnot the guy with tattoos
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>>683211743

yeah i used to a WOW addicted faggot, at least i don't have a permanent reminder of my gay mistakes on my body
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>>683211784

not really, many tattoos don't feature skulls or badass warriors or similar childish shit
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>>683211833
Got mad to quick
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>>683211892
Then show me a non-juvenile tattoo
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>>683211833
Justify it to yourself all you want, but please continue demonstrating how pathetic you are. It's really a spectacle to watch.
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>>683212046

lolno, how about you show me one. my opinion is that 99% of tattoos are garbage. haven't seen a good one ITT
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>>683211784
They are juvenile unless your a fucking pirate or a Maori warrior? Which one are you.
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>>683212064

>projecting this hard

post more shitty tattoos so i can make fun of you clowns some more
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>>683212142
*you're
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>>683212131
Ah your just the type of guy who down plays everything but your down syndrome
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>>683212255
I know they make it so easy right?
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>>683212386

>your just the type of guy
>your

good try mate. who's got down syndrome again?
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I designed my own tattoo, only took me 7 hours
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>>683212332
Fine. Which one are you're?
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>>683212506

best tat ITT, still would regret it after about a month though
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>>683212490
The one with a better follow up then correcting grammar, try harder
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>>683212599

>then correcting grammar
>then

are you doing this on purpose
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>>683193861
all tattoos are fucking garbage, there isn't a single one that doesn't look like a bad decision.
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>>683212255
Pathetic
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>>683212668

scathing
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>>683212655
There you go trying harder
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>>683212506

Nice Inuit mukluk scratch. You must be from Portland. As an Alaskan i can tell you no white native to Alaska will ever put that shit on their skin.
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>>683210908
>>683210756
>>683206880
idk who ever decided that calf tattoos were a good idea but they aren't
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>>683212759

you could've played it off like you were trolling me, now i'm sure you're just a mongoloid who can barely type in English
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>>683212131
>99% of tattoos are garbage
>100% of tattoos are garbage
there i fixed it for you.
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>>683212907
You sure about that, I thought I was doing OK
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>>683212836

seriously, they look gay as fuck on men. on women they can be sexy if done well
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>>683210908
fucking terrible. way to let everyone know that your trash.
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>>683212142
Bitch all my music is pirated
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Kek
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>>683212574
Thanks but it's pen, I only drew it on my arm but am planning on getting it permanent soon unless I have another tat idea
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I really like aleks tatoo
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>>683213098
Uhm, no. On men tatts look like retard markings and on women they look like retard marking for sluts.
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>>683213444
fucking faggot
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>>683212796
I don't even know what the fuck that is m8 lol I'm from Chicago, besides its only pen. I drew it on my arm to see how it would look
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>>683213548
k
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>>683213444
wau so edgy and rebellious....
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>>683213098
>>683213462
It can really only look good on women if it's part of a larger tattoo, like whole leg or smth
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have fun wishing you had never gotten a tattoo in twenty five years.
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>>683202615
RIP
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>>683193861
I have this on my back. Along with the word Sophrosyne along the top and the dates 16.5.91 - 8.12.12 along the bottom. The birth and death of a close friend.
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>>683213616
yeah no its clearly mukluk art try harder faggot
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>>683198359
why?
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>>683197422
I'm getting a sleeve like this but I'm a amateur bodybuilder and mma fighter. This still gay?
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>>683213083
>>683212907
BOTH OF YOU GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD. THIS TRASH IS YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTION TIER. FUCK.
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the worst thing about people with tattoos is that they are such sensitive faggots about it, you can never tell a person that their tattoo fucking sucks without them getting so fucking butthurt. I'm not into just shitting on what my friends like. But I'm not going to sugar coat it if they want to know what I really think about.
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>>683213794
Why is it not crying at the moon, must look hideous in real life.
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>>683213893
No. It's mega fuckin over 9000 gay
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>>683213731
no, never. Always looks batshit retarded. Zero respect for voluntary retards.
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>>683213794
faggot
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>>683213893
as fuck
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>>683213893
Yeah a bit
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>>683213330
Fuck kek
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>>683213983
To be fair I'm more butthurt that my tat hasn't been ragged on yet in this thread.

Mine: >>683207086

Have fun with it, anon.
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>>683214176
way to not commit to a full sleeve
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>>683213893
Chaurus chitin/10
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>>683214135
Damnit dude I really want an armor tatoo and be jacked. What about something like this since I'm doing network security and my body is my machine. I want tattoos that mean something but I don't want to be a faggot
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I want to get a tattoo but idk what to get
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Most fucking people have tattoos, it's so retarded and trendy. Might as well get your iq on your forehead. fags
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>>683214460
Get a shota on your pubis. Then it will craftfully explain your microdick
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>>683214427
>>683214176
>>683213893
>>683213444

Some super fucking shit tattoo's in this thread.
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>>683214427
Once you get a tatt you are publicly declaring yourself as a massive faggot
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>>683214427
>>want tattoos to mean something
>>but not me a faggot

Pick one.
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>>683214460
Get tattoo of your own face like that dude from jackass
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>>683214323
I've got another nautical themed tattoo on my forearm already. What I wanted didn't stretch the length of my arm so I decided to just get another and have them blended later on. Gotta work on my other arm first.
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>>683214707
Sic Vis You're A Faggot
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>>683203524
>>683205927
>Being this butt hurt over someone posting related to the thread topic
kek
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>>683214617
Because yours are Godtier
Topkek
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>>683214678
>>683214636
I think if I get one of Loli you'd fuckers would like it.
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>>683207086
lol i'm sure your a cool dude like a lot of the homies that have tats man, but god damn I hate it man. Your poor pale hairy arm would have been way better off without it.
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>>683214617
All the tatt fags in this thread
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>>683214783
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I'm also a hunter. What about something like this on my back? I love nature and plan on mountain climbing/hiking with the wifey
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>>683214687
Fuck me that's funny shit right there
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>>683214925
> pale hairy arm
You make it sound like I made the right decision. Actually everyone I know either ignores it or hates it. But I like it so fuck them.
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>>683214831
>implying I'm stupid enough to ink my skin

Sure thing faggot.
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Been thinking about getting this on the upper side of my arm. Thoughts?
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>>683196926
really fuckin shit mate.
hope you learn to regret that shit 'cause it sucks.
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>>683213646
still a faggot, shove your stupid ass k up your ass dipshit.
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>>683206896
You sound like someone whos crush got fucked by a guy with a bunch of tattoos. I dont even have tattoos or care, but you sound like a beta faggot cuck.
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>>683215190
Now that's really gay. Like my armor tatoo was kinda gay but that's really gay
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>>683194757
TRAMP STAMP
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>>683193861
Stop idiot.
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>>683214176
What the fuck am I even looking at?
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>>683196926
Nah I actually like American traditional tats like this one
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>>683214427
I have 2 small meaningful tattoos.
If you only want meaningful tattoos then don't bother man. Unless you have THAT many problems in your life that you need to permanently document them on your body. I have 20-ish tattoos. Just get something you like. Something original.
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What about something like this, lil more conservative... Still gay, God damnit.
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>>683215308
k
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>>683199192
jesus fucking christ that shit's gay
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>>683193861
great job on the faggot census thread op.
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>>683193861
This is the tat I've been thinking of getting on my bicep
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>>683215569
Why not be a true slayer fan and carve it in to your arm?
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>>683215190
Get an outer haven one instead, it's still metal gear but cooler imo
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>>683215171
>be this guy
>so cool has to make sure people know he's smart for not having tattoos in a tattoo thread.
>wishiwerehim.mpeg
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>>683215351
but I am really gay
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>>683215436
I'm kind of a warrior you. I'm a keyboard warrior and a warrior in the gym. I'm gonna consult some people because having a bunch of personal art integrated into the armor would be pretty awesome imo. Also I need a tatoo that'll make my muscles pop more.
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>tattoo thread
OP is a massive fucking faggot as usual
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>>683197422
nice traditional m8 these uncultured niggers just wana see blacked out video game symbols and other gay shit
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Mine. The mirrors edge one made large enough to cover the whole arm. He fucked up in some places though
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>>683215410
Kraken with a skull for head. Holding a ship. Treasure eyes. Watery background. There's multiple pictures of all of it but I only posted one.
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I'd get something like this
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Fuck half of these motherfuckers man. Get the tattoo you want. My only bit of advice is don't get it on your wrist. If you get it in a super prominent place then your dads name for you is there for everyone, but if its hidden its only there for you. Let it be special. But that being said dont do anything in terms of tattoos because someone told you to. You are the only person whos opinion matters for your own tattoos.
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Like get some nodes or something put into the armor to. I'll probably find an artist that would get me on a sleeve I want.
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>>683215929
This
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>>683197664

Equating tattoos with youth culture is fucking retarded. Most people I know with lots of tattoos are over 60.
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>>683215634
I love Slayer...been into them since the early 80s (yes, I'm old), but I love no band enough to carve myself.

I just told myself I'd get a tat before I turned 50.
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>>683196648
The lines in this are so crisp
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>>683215929
That's what I'm saying man. I'd love to come I to the octagon with my lead jab being covered in armor. I've been fighting my whole life and I love to win or lose. I think I'm gonna talk to some people and see what they think.
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>>683202438
someone should punch the autism out of you. have you ever seen a fresh dotwork tattoo
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>>683216056
Because guess what, they were young when they had their asses tattooed
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>>683213893

MMA fighting is incredibly gay. Like greek boy fucking levels of gay.

You're hitting the men because subconsciously you want to fuck them
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>>683216172
Hurr he doesn't know
Hurr I know so am better.
Tell me anon can you explain the difference between a star and a square network? Does it matter to you? No? Then stfu.
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A pox of tribal tats on all your childrens.

DUBS
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This

Also, don't get a spouse's name - you never know what'll happen. Kids names are okay; they'll always be your kid.
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>>683216225
What's wrong with being gay? I'd suck a dick if I liked the guy enough, just can't find a guy I'd want to get off yet lol
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>>683209315
Woaw. You gotta be somewhat of an egotistical faggot IRL to get that.
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>>683216065
If you did it awesome enough, you could be in the sleeve on one of their new albums, like the one arm from God Hates Us All
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>>683213809
Why are you so offended by my tat design lolol you sound like my girlfriend that complains about everything, I honestly have never heard of mukluck until just now when you told me
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>>683216225
Okay there Freud, got any sources to cite on that, or are you just talking from your own repressed feelings?
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>>683209315
Awe man that's just bad
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>>683216422
That's true. Props to.the dude that did that.

So is the tat I'm thinking about cool for a Slayer tat?
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>>683216444
Trips for penis envy
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>>683193861

Tattoo's are for emotionally broken people. This is known among anyone that's taken psych 101.

You lack self esteem and self identity, you feel the need to mark yourself to identify yourself as someone because you lack self image. You feel the need to share your tattoo with people to fit in with the tattoo culture.
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>>683201922
Dafuq is that even supposed to be?
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>>683216653
Fuck you anon I want to fit in. I'm fun.
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>>683216406

No one said there way anything wrong with it.
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>>683215147
lol yeah no, I meant to make it sounds like your ugly arm was still less ugly without it but yeah
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>>683216612
It's a neat design, but I think you should have a long talk with your tattoo artist so you can get a good display of why you like Slayer, if that makes any sense. Basically yeah, but make it your own
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>>683209315
New idea:
>tattoo all basic trig, derivitive, and integral identities onto body
>Take Calculus exam
>???
>profit
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>>683216444

sources? here you go:
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>>683216809
Nothing wrong with being able to break your arm faster than your premature ejaculation anon.
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>>683216987
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>>683216852
While I'm flattered that you're bashing my tatt so I can feel included in this thread, what did my arm ever do to you?
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>>683204272
How is it a lie? Lol I could time stamp it
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>>683217300
You got a tatoo and I think that means in psychology you have a compulsion to suck black cocks anon.
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>>683216973
Yeah, finding someone I'd trust to give me the epic Slayer tat is the hard part. Thus far I haven found an artist in the Detroit area I'd trust to do it.
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I want this in my right leg, the difuse blue with the avocado in the middle.

Fag, normie, cool. What do you think /b/?
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>>683217549
Think all you want, but you don't got the dubs. Geez at least check mine, ya know?
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