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Hey /b/ros. I've been on here for a large amount of time,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ros.
I've been on here for a large amount of time, I'm going to be a freshman at 13, any advice for high school?
>hey mods
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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hi nigger
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>>683188834
u r gay have fun
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>>683188985
hey
>>683188998
k
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can somenig bump the thread before it dies?
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>>683189679
We don't like your types get out now
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>>683190076
Fucking this. You have great taste man.
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>>683189979
>doesn't say I'm 13
"Welcome!"
>says i am
"Leave edgy nigger!"
>logic.mpeg not found
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>>683190355
Penis or gtfo
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>>683188834
High school is a great time my little underage b& i hope you have fun.. i made some of my best friends there. Just make sure to get your shit done. High school is incredibly easy compared to college, especially nowadays. You're gonna wish you had done your shit if you havent
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solo male or gtfo
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>>683188834
reported
>nigger
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>>683190543
i'm not going to be b&, dynamic ip.
anyways thanks
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>>683188834
It's never too early to start experimenting with drugs and alcohol!!
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We demand penis with timestamp or gtfo
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>>683190572
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>683190713
>>683190503
>samefag
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>>683190708
If you want to be a drug lord you must start somewhere
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penis with timestamp or fag...
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>>683190786
Thanks captain obvious
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4chan did get me through highschool
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>>683190988
wrong thread buddy
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>>683191031
Go fuck yourself this is the correct thread
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>>683190713
>>683190847

MODS MODS MODS
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Jesus Christ you look fucking 8 years old
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>>683189679
Time stamp req.
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>>683191123
not really. i look like an average kid compared to the rest of the kids in my grade, even though i'm a year ahead, that's why 13 and freshman.
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remember that none of this matters. now keep doing this for the rest of your life
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>>683191342
No body is too young amirite
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>>683191122
He says
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So it's k he is over age
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>>683188834

I call bullshit. Time stamp and tits.
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timestamp for you faggots even though I held up a b in the OP, whatever
also sorry for kinda dull
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>>683188834
Befriend the best looking guy in your class and suck his dick
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>>683191789 well fuck >>683190847
my bad....
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>>683191789
oh yeah op here also sorry pics keep being upside down.
i wonder if it's just me being a downy
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>>683191935
nahh it's cool. not gonna post penis though, i don't want to get NSAd.
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>>683191935
he is one month to late with time stamp.
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>>683192141
are you fucking stupid? you live on earth right?
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>>683192111
abs?
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>>683192233
Abs? Faggot, ask for the anus.
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>>683192233
i have some, they're medium sized, 6 pack, rather not post tho
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>>683191789
You're cute :3
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>>683192393
How the fuck is abs fag and anus asking not fag?
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>>683192395
Show us faggot
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>>683191789
Hello, kid.

Why are you a freshman in high school at 13? Did you skip a year?

Advice: make as many friends as possible, be the friendliest person you can & play a sport. Best way to get girls. Hands down.
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>>683192600
why?
can you guys just give me some HS advice so i don't eric/dylan 2.0?
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>>683191789
FEET. NOW.
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>>683192693
yeah, skipped a year.
thanks for advice, also. trying to make some moves but only really advancing on a few.
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>>683192796
Be smart not dumb, private or public education?
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>>683191342
I was the same as you, now I'm sucking dick for heroin
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You should probably stop using 4chan, as this will only lead to an increase in social awkwardness that I'm sure you are already crippled with. No one will care that you use 4chan, most will not even know of its existence, and NO it will not make you feel/look/be cooler. There is nothing for your kind here, flee while you still have the chance, or continue to waste you're time here and take the risk of never being able to leave this hell and watch as this once interesting site continues to flourish is its constant state of boring bullshit. Enjoy high school and remember that nothing you every do will matter.
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Just don't take everything so seriously, it's only high school. Don't procrastinate too much, if you befriend seniors then you *will* get senioritis and miss a third of school. It's better to turn in shitty half done work weeks late than it is to not do it, it's way better. And learn to take pictures faggot, don't call people faggots because they don't like talking to 13 year olds in their spare time, 4chan needs less assholes. Oh and don't let your deans/APs/whatever get you to take harder shit than you need. I know a kid who attempted suicide because his dean had him in all AICE and AP calculus type shit and his parents expected that of him, I'm sure the school would've much rather said "okay kid, fine, we'll put you in the regular classes." Don't ignore bullies but try not to fuck yourself into being bullied worse.
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>>683193038
Go away banana fag
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>>683193038
Lies.
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>>683192928
it was private for a while, mom decided to bring me into public for some reason, but i make almost straight a's in public so whatever. guess i gotta deal with public for now.

my education doesn't matter entirely because you don't really need an education to become an employer in something you're already skilled with.

i got about 3 actual /b/ros in my grade that i'm buds with.
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Yeah OP post feet
>>683192853
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Oh shit yeah make tons of friends, good ones. Learn to recognize dicks and fuckers and have friends to rely on. Go to clubs if you're an anime watching dorky fucker because that's the best way to meet other waifu collecting faggots and it's nice having friends with similar interests. Or join a team or some shit, maybe debate team if you don't like sticking needles between your toes and looking like a Gears of War character. Just network, learn to network **NETWORK** and make teachers like you, bring them gifts on their birthdays and shit.
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>>683192585
Problem?
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>>683193129
>>683193206

fellow thirteen year old detected.
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>>683193372
I would be happy with both.
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i don't understand why everybody makes a big deal of high school, like you need to fucking "survive"
it's literally middle school except more or less shitty depending on if you have friends
that's it
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>>683193122
thanks. i don't genuinely mean faggot but i will if i come off as an asshat.

>>683193038
actually i got some /b/ros at my school so it's alright. there was one /b/ro at the high school i'm going to that i found on some thread, we met up, he's pretty cool.
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>>683193334
What is your plan for the future? And what is these skills you have.
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>>683193821
become an employer/own my own business somewhere in IT dpt.
i'm barely 13, so i still got at least 5 more years to think it out.

i was pretty much self taught in reading, and i've been using pc since almost day 1 (not really).

i've used my pc for a LONG time and you start to realize that it's not hard, just utilize google.
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shit well thread's prob gonna die so thanks for advice /b/uddies.
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bumperino for you, anon
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OP, eat your socks.
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>>683193496
>Still lurking.
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>>683194561

post some shirtless pics, or just more pics in general to keep the pedos happy.
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>>683194626
tanhk yuo
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>>683194977
You look so much older in that photo than the others. You look like the pussy boy that grew up.
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>>683194977
hahah that face is almost as good as stoner anon's
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>>683194916
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>>683194977
12v here. do you have a email or something because i wanna get in touch with you
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>>683192853
>>683192853
>>683192853
>>683192853
THIS
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>>683195377
MODS
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>>683195244
thanks...?
i look a lot older out in public, i know i sound like a faggot, but i've been out working saving up for shit today, my hair's real fucked up.
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>>683195377
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>683195432
i can't say it any other way without sounding like a pedophile
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>>683195460
I mean that boy that said pussy and in remix things.
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>>683195377
sure, twelvie definitely. not chris hansen fanboy?
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>>683195654
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>>683194977
you look german
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Bat Doi
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>>683195688
refer to >>683195665
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>>683195872
fuck i quoted the wrong post lmao
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>>683195665
ohh, i know who you're talking about. he's in vines a lot, but i don't like vine, i think it's ghetto.
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>>683195762
A sloth can move pretty good when they are in the mood to mate.
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>>683195654
got a kik? i'll message you with my face so it's proof it's me.
if i get fucking cf'd i'll be so pissed lmao
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>>683195957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTEA7wTwzcU
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>>683188834
try to get into SS with a hot milf teacher while you still have chance.
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>>683196229
All my teachers were always old and ugly as fuck.
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>>683196037
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Op why no feet.
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>>683196229
SS?
social studies?
sorry, don't know all the sex terms, but i do know what milf is.
>>683196389
a few of mine are good looking.
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>>683194977
in all honesty start lifting puberty is like natural steroids and in 4 years when you graduate you could look better and be stronger than 99% of the cucks that you call your peers, look up starting strength and eat alot of protein.
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Op what Iq?
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>>683196749
around 150. not sure off top of head.
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>>683188834
MOOOOODS UNDERAGE B&
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>>683191789
Are you or are you not a blood
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>>683196670
its a joke dont worry about it. SS is pretty much pedophile women who go after young kids.
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>>683196832
wtf ? wow I felt special going to mesa with 164 then you are here with ~150
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>>683197005
+ Going to public school go for scholarship
mensa*
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dubs 4 feet bois
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>>683190076
that is a glorious wedgie *slurps*
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>>683196684
this, you could look like zyzz by the time your senior.
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>>683188834
Know how to dab out of situation s.
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>>683191789
>l
don't let your mother hear you say that bad word she'll beat the crud outta you kid. Does she know you're on 4chan?
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>>683197358
Op would look like this in future and OP Dab
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>>683195377
youre creepy af dont do it op
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>>683197358
Yeah, you could die like him too.
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>>683194977
post ass or gtfo
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>>683197959
^
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>>683197892
just don't get into coke and thai trannies.
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>>683195377
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anyone going to post advice for me? thanks.
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>>683198472
yeah, i advise you post ass or gtfo
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>>683198472
my advice is to kill yourself
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>>683198543
lmao trying to get mods in here?
this is op. m0ds haven't even got me b& yet,
but...
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>683198736
then do it
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>>683198472
keep your grades up, stay in shape stay the fuck away from the losers, dont play football you will fuck yourself up for life, wrestling is god tier of high school sports make straight As through high school and apply to west point, then go through your twentys banging bitches and a guaranteed successful military career.
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>>683198472
probably kill yourself.
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>NEW MEME NEW MEME NEW MEME

>NEW MEME NEW MEME NEW MEME

>le shrug homosapiens
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>683197265
no socks??
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>>683194977
Lmao, you got a Kik?
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>>683199207
yeah, post yours first. will prove it's me in chat
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>>683199564
Kycklingg
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Happy 13th birthday, le clone
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bump
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>>683200008
thkna ouy
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>>683188834
Act tough and don't take anyone's shit. If you act like you're mad all the time nobody will want to mess with you (which is a good thing). Try your best to get good grades so you can get a good job. It'll all be worth it in the end, just don't get into drinking or drugs kid. That shit will bring your life down and after you graduate you'll have nowhere to go. Just take my advice and spend more time trying to make something of yourself than trying to impress people.
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>>683188834
just dont recite memes just fucking dont
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>>683200446
Is that you op?
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milky cum!!!
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>>683200655
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listen to this dude. its fine to enjoy them but when they become real they become cancer.
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yeee boi
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>>683200655
i don't. 95% of memes kids run around screaming are 6 months late to /b/ and if they're not /b/ related they're really ghetto like "bout a week ago" and shit

trust me, after dealing w/ their cringe, i know cringe
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>>683200806
lolno
collection of a random dude who use to camwhore on /b/
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>>683200833
i know, i don't, the only ones me and my friends laugh at are the ones that are on /b/ because i have some /b/ros.
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>>683201206
errrrr mods?
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so is OP faggot?
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>>683201330
OP here, no. i guess people kinda like me except the guy filling the thread with whatever this is.
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>>683201206

Holy fuck. Is someone privy to the story of this eviscerated boy?
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>>683200931
fuck off with that faggot shit
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>>683201272
Didn't you hear OP?
Mods ain't coming
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Doesn't even look real.
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>>683188834
Well played.
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if you skipped a year you must be fairly smart,
My advice, sell drugs, but don't do them. You'll meet everyone, everyone will want to be your friend / help you out if need be, invited to parties, etc. You'll make tons of money off classmates. You wont be too fucked up in class to get your shit done, and you probably wont get caught cause, again, smart enough to work out some system
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>>683201544
its a prank bro, its a prank?
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>>683191789

Child, get your ass off 4Chan and go to bed. You should be nurturing your growing mind with literature and history, not diving into the internet's filth.

Tip: You look like a pretentious faggot. Join the debate club.
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>>683201456
You use big words
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>>683201769
nah I just hate faggots
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>>683201764
jesus that ass is so smooth
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>>683188834
also avoid having a weird superiority complex air around you

i know you basically grew up on a site where "my opinion is 100% fact kys" but always remember in real life-- humble yourself. you're not anonymous out there anymore; your actions and how you carry yourself can speak louder than what you have to say. this shit is prolly common sense to you but youre fucking 13
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go to /pol/ :::::::)
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>>683201862
i'm pretty good at debate actually, i will, i'm not a freshman just yet.
i'd do work and shit except that it's the last days i have off of school (this weekend) before i have to go on a week long trip with no phone or anything.
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>>683202025
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>>683201602

Even my stone-cold heart cries out for this poor girl. A light extinguished too early in life.

There are some horrors /b/ cannot condition you to ignore.
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>>683202158
holy shit that is something else
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kek when I was 13 I was a dumbass and tried to kill myself cause I thought my life was so horrible. Of course high school was so much worse....but hey that's just me. Stay in school and don't do drugs...don't give into peer pressure and you'll be fine
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trump will lose!
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>>683202338
I agree. And to think that some sick fucks actually enjoy looking at pictures like this and they jack off to them. Fucking disgusting and pathetic. The child didn't do anything wrong and I don't know the backstory but I know she didn't deserve it. So sad.
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>>683202158
more please

im >>683202362
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>>683202362
Dude posted a shit ton before retiring
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>>683201686

This is poor advice. Building up an impenetrable social network to sell drugs through is impossible. The moment one of your customers gets caught, the police will offer him a plea deal if he cooperates with them to entrap you. Perhaps you could build up a fearsome reputation, but your physique isn't very threatening.
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>>683202338
yeah. op here, i've seen lots of (funny but) fucked up stuff, but if that's real, that's a lil' bit far.
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>>683202808
She could've been a murderer
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>>683202098

Pro tip: Avoid policy and lincoln douglas. Go for Public Forum and Extemporaneous Speaking. The latter will build up your knowledge of current events and politics, which is useful when you want to intellectually belittle others.
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>>683202819
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>>683202846
i'm trying to work on it. i was working on lifting but i quit for a little bit, i was actually about to start again though.
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>>683203169
i like doing that sometimes but try not to be a dick when i do it, eg., politics. will sign up.
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>>683203090
Even if she was, she wouldn't have been conscious of what she was doing. Children cannot sin, for they have no sense of moral direction yet. They don't know right from wrong.
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>>683203384
yeah. children aren't born racist.
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>>683203171
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>>683203171
how does one get an ass that smooth jesus christ
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>>683192693
Are you legit fucking serious about what you just said?? what the fuck makes you think that he's going to aim to get a girlfriend in highschool? Are you seriously this fucking homophobic by general or are you just trying to spark a reaction out of people?
because you did a pretty fucking great job with me
this is making my stomach turn, all you plebs always assume is that everyone in this fucking world is like you, boring dull fucking hetero normative idiot who is going nowhjere in life
get married get a job have kids die in debt
you people make me fucking sick. here's this good looking boy asking for advice and the only stupid thing you can say is "do this and this grils like that" like what the fuck?? he can join a football team to stare at boys butts and then maybe go on a date? instead of being fed your fucking hatered and hate speach he can live a happy life a s a gay boy..
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>>683203638
According to him, he was just naturally smooth.
Just never really grew hair down there.
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>>683203169

Another pro tip: If you join the debate team and plan on participating in international extemp, learn the terms 'hard power', 'soft power', 'hegemony', and 'grand strategy.' All four are popular buzzwords that will put you ahead of the curve.

Reading primers on economics, international politics, and social theory isn't a bad idea either. I'd recommend "Naked Economics", Theories of International Politics and Zombies", and anything by Chomsky, respectfully.

Learn to profile your judges, too. An old white guy probably isn't going to be receptive too feminist theory.
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>>683205209
i'm not a freshman yet, actually.
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>>683205219

It got removed? I can still see it.
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>>683205327
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>>683190076
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SAUCE
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>>683205568
post screencap
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>>683203726
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>>683205400
idk if Id go that far, but I want to be that hairless
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>>683203726
You remind me of this kid I used to know, always ripping on heteros and calling them boring conformists and shit. He, like you, also thought that gay people were the most fabulous and amazing people on earth who are somehow better than everyone else. Needless to say, he was an emo faggot in high school who ended up getting his ass kicked. I kek'd
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>>683188998
>snail
Aww look at it!
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>>683205651
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>>683205568
Yeah, maybe you've been here awhile so it didn't disappear? I just got here
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>>683205787

Why would I propagate that horrendous imagery for even more people to see? That's fucking disgusting, even by this cesspool's standards.
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Read ahead, study or don't (find what works for you), take extra classes if possible, Blitzkrieg on your work just do it as fast and accurate as possible, plain and simple just do what work you need to do focus focus focus.
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>>683206004
half an inch away from an ER trip
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>>683203726
my collection of sweet bait jaypegs could never even scratch the surface
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>>683206152
>even by this cesspool's standards.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>683206152
ok
post screencap
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>>683206160
thanks.
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>>683206326
post more pics
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>>683188834
>thinking mods use reason when deleting threads
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>>683206204
Hardly. The sphincter you're thinking of is actual a decent bit further in. I've had a cucumber up all the way and it was fine.
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>>683206395
of?
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>>683206617
you
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>>683206755
as in feet?
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>>683206469
how would a dude get an ass that hair-free if you have hair in your asscrack?
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>>683190076
i need her name before i die
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>>683188834
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

u cant b& me now cuz noting here is reel k?
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>>683206821
no thats weird
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>>683206869
even when I shave there are always a few left
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>>683206617
dick? we saw your face, i don't want to see it again
also do what anon said and be friends with everyone. try not to bully anyone, be a good guy, but don't become a mindless faggot. be smart, study alot.
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>>683188834
An honest response from someone who fucked off in High School.

I am now 28 and its been ten years since i got out. First thing, Pay attention and do as best as you can. Ignore the stupidity around you, you will look back at those who were "cool" see them working at Mcdonalds just trying to make money for their weed, and say WOW what a fucking loser.

Second, stay out of relationships just worry about your school, trust me its not worth it, you will have plenty of time to chase tail later in life and the last thing you want would be a fucking kid from some skank you will never marry.

Third, PAY ATTENTION, just go in be quit and do your work. Get the best grades possible and find the best path in life, make something of yourself NOW! I waited and I'm back at school for engineering. Even if people make fun of you for being smarter than they are they are still the idiots. Not to mention women want a man with a good career when you are my age.

Fourth, good luck /Bro
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>>683206821
abs....
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>>683206869
Honestly, I imagine it would take having someone else shave it for you.
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MOOOOOOOODS
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>>683207271
Forgot to post a picture
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MAUDS MAUDS MAUDS
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>>683207387
>day2 023.jpg
day 2? explain

>>683207466
go die nigger
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>>683207580
>day 2? explain
I was saving the pics as he was posting them so I've got most of them labelled by the date and thread.
Missed a few threads though, so some are just unnamed.
Like I said, he posted alot
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Drop out get apprentership, start business easy life
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>>683207200
holy fuck, this is some of the best advice I have read in this thread tonight

that's exactly what I did in high school, I didn't fuck around.ect

I also didn't let pussy distract me or relationships or anything like that simply because they won't help you get into college or get good jobs.

yeah, i feel like i missed out on a lot of social opportunities, but i feel like the sacrifices are going to be worth it.

people who sacrifice the unneeded things in high school are usually the ones who go far, as some have told me.

i hope they're right, because I don't want to know that I sacrificed a lot for nothing

take this advice OP
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>>683207580
thanks for telling that nigger 2 die
>>683207466
die nigger
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>>683207200
Horrible advice

Why?

Cause i did followed the advice and lost
I lost a life where I could have been partying and experimenting.
I lost a social life
I lost learning the basic knowledge of relationships
I lost losing my virginity in those years.
Dont follow this guy
Cause I did and it lead to yes a life of success but a life of nothing to remember but a degree that doesnt make me happy.
Your experiences will last
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>>683207132
damn. so is this guy just really lucky then, not having hair really anywhere in his crack?

>>683207271
who could or would shave it? and shouldn't I get it waxed to look as good as that?
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>>683207755
duble dubs
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>>683207752
seriously will.
>>683207200
thanks.
no joke i've saved every decent advice in this thread so far in screencaps. thanks older /b/rothers.
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>>683207961
>who could or would shave it? and shouldn't I get it waxed to look as good as that?
idk, i'm not an expert at such things
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>>683207580
>>683207755
MODS MODS MODS THERES A BUNCH OF 13 YEAR OLD FAGETS ON MY/b/ PLAES HALP
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>>683207978
yis
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>>683207200
What are you doing now ?
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>>683207797
this is all so true because it happened to me as well. I distanced people and relationships from me because I knew they *kinda* wouldn't help me in the future, to an extent.

and, yes, still have yet to lose virginity and am 19. probably would have been different had I chose path B
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>>683207797
That isn't true. College is the time to have fun and party and what not. High school, you need to have some fun, but don't get caught up in the tons of drama. College will be there soon enough and you'll realize all those problems meant diddly squat. You'll move away and not see anyone again.

Just try to make high school as fun as possible, without worrying about the small shit
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>>683207797
you can still have the experience in collage but if you fuck off before you get there..... You will never be where you want to be. I fucked off and now im paying the price and i had to fight to get into engineering school. I taught myself Calc this past winter just to test into the classes because i only got through pre algebra in HS. I did what you wanted to do, and now i wish i would have went the opposite route. So maybe we are fucked no matter what.....?
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>>683208109
don't like it nigger? get off the fucking thread.
the worst type of abuse is neglect, so why don't you neglect me?
oh right, you said that for attention.
also op here.
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>>683208109
This isn't CP you jackass.
Its just pics some fag took that I'm dumping in the thread.
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>>683208069
what would you do out of preference? wax it or have someone else shave it, like you suggested?
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>>683208351
why this thread?
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>>683207139
stop buying all those weird fucking dildos and get a life. Leave it to the person with a dragon dildo to ask a 13 year old boy for a dick pic.
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>>683191614
It's also foolish to believe anything posted here isn't a fact.
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>>683208452
lmao thanks
-op
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>>683208371
I'd probably have someone else shave it, everything I've ever seen in regards to waxing screams pain.

>>683208424
Seemed as good a thread as any what with it being an underage ban OP and gore spam.
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>>683207132
There are creams/lotions you can use that will make the hair fall out.
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>>683208157
well i did get a 2 year degree as a tool and die maker, right now i am a CNC programmer for a company that makes custom racing sail boats. I make damn good money doing it but i could be a lot better off if i would have just done my due diligence in high school. I'm a lot smarter than I realized at the time. High School was boring and I didn't care.
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>>683208604
Yes, but I've heard they burn like motherfuckers.
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>>683208576
i haven't gotten banned in the last 265 posts.
only a small minority of faggots are saying
>MAUDS
and a lot are actually helping and giving nice advice.
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>>683208576
ok thanks for advice anon
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>>683208809
>i haven't gotten banned in the last 265 posts.
and yet you still haven't posted ass
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>>683208752
especially in the genital's area
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>>683208984
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>>683208984
I feel like it's easier to be gay now a days. You didn't use to have these feminine, completely smooth fags. It used to just be hairy ass men with no hygiene. Now these fags are cleaner than most women.
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>>683208452
just read your own post and remember what the box said when you ticked it and clicekd "enter"

>>683207139
this

dick or gtfo
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>>683208984
wait, if that dude isn't taking his pictures, who is? is it a timed capture?
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this "dick or gtfo" shit better be b8.
lmao NSA on your guys' ass real soon.
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>>683208984
brb for about an hour
time for weed
thread will probably be dead by then
if you want more of this just look for trap threads, i'll post this one more often later tonight
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>>683209334
dude OP's 13, it's CP to do some shit like that

fuck off
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>>683209435
Timer on a camera
Or wireless button attachment
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>>683190076
found the sauce
her name is saki shirato
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>>683209539
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>683209539
thank you
once thread is close to dead, i'll report those nig nogs.
also op here
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>>683209707
ohhhhhhhhhhh u got me xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>683209334
>cp or gtfo
>pedofag
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>>683209707
fake CP is illegal though. photos of a kid are allowed. photos of CP aren't.
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>>683209823
rip thread, so long op :o)
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>>683209994
wait, what is the max bump limit?
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>>683209916
Anon, if OP were underage he'd have been banned by now

>>683209967
>fake CP is illegal though
wut
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>>683209471
Dear NSA,

Today I told multiple people to stop soliciting cp. I was on the good guys side. Please remember I'm a good person. Thank you, Big Brother NSA, for everything you do.
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>>683210204
300 or something idk maybe higher
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>>683210369
:^)
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>>683188834
this guy makes better content than you faggot he is only one year older than you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqpVamT6t3s
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>>683210578
mehh. i'm able to make youtube videos, remember, LtCorbis is like fucking 11, i just don't feel like it 95% of the time.
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well, bump limit or die normally, nice talking to you, older /b/ros.
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>>683211503
Have fun in school, young one
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>>683211653
thanks man. i've never really had /b/ be so nice to a youngfag except for when they gifted me csgo for my birthday.
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>>683211816
Faggot
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>>683198228
Why does Black hair look so much more masculine?
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>>683208272
>>683208351
MAUDS TELL THEM TO LEAVE TEHY ARE FAGETS AND 13 YEAR OLD CHILDREN
MOOOOOOOODS MODS MODS MODS WHY YOU DO DIS
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>>683208351
>some fag
Takes one to know one faget. You're the one who saved them.
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>>683209305
>cleaner than most women
Your mom is not most women, you impotent, AIDS riddled faget
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>>683213368
lmao
>>683212103
Die
>>683213047
Die
RIP thred
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>>683213368
indeed
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