I've been on here for a large amount of time, I'm going to be a freshman at 13, any advice for high school?
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
High school is a great time my little underage b& i hope you have fun.. i made some of my best friends there. Just make sure to get your shit done. High school is incredibly easy compared to college, especially nowadays. You're gonna wish you had done your shit if you havent
It's never too early to start experimenting with drugs and alcohol!!
timestamp for you faggots even though I held up a b in the OP, whatever
also sorry for kinda dull
Why are you a freshman in high school at 13? Did you skip a year?
Advice: make as many friends as possible, be the friendliest person you can & play a sport. Best way to get girls. Hands down.
You should probably stop using 4chan, as this will only lead to an increase in social awkwardness that I'm sure you are already crippled with. No one will care that you use 4chan, most will not even know of its existence, and NO it will not make you feel/look/be cooler. There is nothing for your kind here, flee while you still have the chance, or continue to waste you're time here and take the risk of never being able to leave this hell and watch as this once interesting site continues to flourish is its constant state of boring bullshit. Enjoy high school and remember that nothing you every do will matter.
Just don't take everything so seriously, it's only high school. Don't procrastinate too much, if you befriend seniors then you *will* get senioritis and miss a third of school. It's better to turn in shitty half done work weeks late than it is to not do it, it's way better. And learn to take pictures faggot, don't call people faggots because they don't like talking to 13 year olds in their spare time, 4chan needs less assholes. Oh and don't let your deans/APs/whatever get you to take harder shit than you need. I know a kid who attempted suicide because his dean had him in all AICE and AP calculus type shit and his parents expected that of him, I'm sure the school would've much rather said "okay kid, fine, we'll put you in the regular classes." Don't ignore bullies but try not to fuck yourself into being bullied worse.
it was private for a while, mom decided to bring me into public for some reason, but i make almost straight a's in public so whatever. guess i gotta deal with public for now.
my education doesn't matter entirely because you don't really need an education to become an employer in something you're already skilled with.
i got about 3 actual /b/ros in my grade that i'm buds with.
Oh shit yeah make tons of friends, good ones. Learn to recognize dicks and fuckers and have friends to rely on. Go to clubs if you're an anime watching dorky fucker because that's the best way to meet other waifu collecting faggots and it's nice having friends with similar interests. Or join a team or some shit, maybe debate team if you don't like sticking needles between your toes and looking like a Gears of War character. Just network, learn to network **NETWORK** and make teachers like you, bring them gifts on their birthdays and shit.
I would be happy with both.
i don't understand why everybody makes a big deal of high school, like you need to fucking "survive"
it's literally middle school except more or less shitty depending on if you have friends
thanks. i don't genuinely mean faggot but i will if i come off as an asshat.
actually i got some /b/ros at my school so it's alright. there was one /b/ro at the high school i'm going to that i found on some thread, we met up, he's pretty cool.
become an employer/own my own business somewhere in IT dpt.
i'm barely 13, so i still got at least 5 more years to think it out.
i was pretty much self taught in reading, and i've been using pc since almost day 1 (not really).
i've used my pc for a LONG time and you start to realize that it's not hard, just utilize google.
in all honesty start lifting puberty is like natural steroids and in 4 years when you graduate you could look better and be stronger than 99% of the cucks that you call your peers, look up starting strength and eat alot of protein.
this, you could look like zyzz by the time your senior.
Op would look like this in future and OP Dab
keep your grades up, stay in shape stay the fuck away from the losers, dont play football you will fuck yourself up for life, wrestling is god tier of high school sports make straight As through high school and apply to west point, then go through your twentys banging bitches and a guaranteed successful military career.
Act tough and don't take anyone's shit. If you act like you're mad all the time nobody will want to mess with you (which is a good thing). Try your best to get good grades so you can get a good job. It'll all be worth it in the end, just don't get into drinking or drugs kid. That shit will bring your life down and after you graduate you'll have nowhere to go. Just take my advice and spend more time trying to make something of yourself than trying to impress people.
i don't. 95% of memes kids run around screaming are 6 months late to /b/ and if they're not /b/ related they're really ghetto like "bout a week ago" and shit
trust me, after dealing w/ their cringe, i know cringe
collection of a random dude who use to camwhore on /b/
Didn't you hear OP?
Mods ain't coming
if you skipped a year you must be fairly smart,
My advice, sell drugs, but don't do them. You'll meet everyone, everyone will want to be your friend / help you out if need be, invited to parties, etc. You'll make tons of money off classmates. You wont be too fucked up in class to get your shit done, and you probably wont get caught cause, again, smart enough to work out some system
Child, get your ass off 4Chan and go to bed. You should be nurturing your growing mind with literature and history, not diving into the internet's filth.
Tip: You look like a pretentious faggot. Join the debate club.
also avoid having a weird superiority complex air around you
i know you basically grew up on a site where "my opinion is 100% fact kys" but always remember in real life-- humble yourself. you're not anonymous out there anymore; your actions and how you carry yourself can speak louder than what you have to say. this shit is prolly common sense to you but youre fucking 13
i'm pretty good at debate actually, i will, i'm not a freshman just yet.
i'd do work and shit except that it's the last days i have off of school (this weekend) before i have to go on a week long trip with no phone or anything.
kek when I was 13 I was a dumbass and tried to kill myself cause I thought my life was so horrible. Of course high school was so much worse....but hey that's just me. Stay in school and don't do drugs...don't give into peer pressure and you'll be fine
I agree. And to think that some sick fucks actually enjoy looking at pictures like this and they jack off to them. Fucking disgusting and pathetic. The child didn't do anything wrong and I don't know the backstory but I know she didn't deserve it. So sad.
Dude posted a shit ton before retiring
This is poor advice. Building up an impenetrable social network to sell drugs through is impossible. The moment one of your customers gets caught, the police will offer him a plea deal if he cooperates with them to entrap you. Perhaps you could build up a fearsome reputation, but your physique isn't very threatening.
Pro tip: Avoid policy and lincoln douglas. Go for Public Forum and Extemporaneous Speaking. The latter will build up your knowledge of current events and politics, which is useful when you want to intellectually belittle others.
Are you legit fucking serious about what you just said?? what the fuck makes you think that he's going to aim to get a girlfriend in highschool? Are you seriously this fucking homophobic by general or are you just trying to spark a reaction out of people?
because you did a pretty fucking great job with me
this is making my stomach turn, all you plebs always assume is that everyone in this fucking world is like you, boring dull fucking hetero normative idiot who is going nowhjere in life
get married get a job have kids die in debt
you people make me fucking sick. here's this good looking boy asking for advice and the only stupid thing you can say is "do this and this grils like that" like what the fuck?? he can join a football team to stare at boys butts and then maybe go on a date? instead of being fed your fucking hatered and hate speach he can live a happy life a s a gay boy..
According to him, he was just naturally smooth.
Just never really grew hair down there.
Another pro tip: If you join the debate team and plan on participating in international extemp, learn the terms 'hard power', 'soft power', 'hegemony', and 'grand strategy.' All four are popular buzzwords that will put you ahead of the curve.
Reading primers on economics, international politics, and social theory isn't a bad idea either. I'd recommend "Naked Economics", Theories of International Politics and Zombies", and anything by Chomsky, respectfully.
Learn to profile your judges, too. An old white guy probably isn't going to be receptive too feminist theory.
You remind me of this kid I used to know, always ripping on heteros and calling them boring conformists and shit. He, like you, also thought that gay people were the most fabulous and amazing people on earth who are somehow better than everyone else. Needless to say, he was an emo faggot in high school who ended up getting his ass kicked. I kek'd
Read ahead, study or don't (find what works for you), take extra classes if possible, Blitzkrieg on your work just do it as fast and accurate as possible, plain and simple just do what work you need to do focus focus focus.
Hardly. The sphincter you're thinking of is actual a decent bit further in. I've had a cucumber up all the way and it was fine.
dick? we saw your face, i don't want to see it again
also do what anon said and be friends with everyone. try not to bully anyone, be a good guy, but don't become a mindless faggot. be smart, study alot.
An honest response from someone who fucked off in High School.
I am now 28 and its been ten years since i got out. First thing, Pay attention and do as best as you can. Ignore the stupidity around you, you will look back at those who were "cool" see them working at Mcdonalds just trying to make money for their weed, and say WOW what a fucking loser.
Second, stay out of relationships just worry about your school, trust me its not worth it, you will have plenty of time to chase tail later in life and the last thing you want would be a fucking kid from some skank you will never marry.
Third, PAY ATTENTION, just go in be quit and do your work. Get the best grades possible and find the best path in life, make something of yourself NOW! I waited and I'm back at school for engineering. Even if people make fun of you for being smarter than they are they are still the idiots. Not to mention women want a man with a good career when you are my age.
Fourth, good luck /Bro
>day 2? explain
I was saving the pics as he was posting them so I've got most of them labelled by the date and thread.
Missed a few threads though, so some are just unnamed.
Like I said, he posted alot
holy fuck, this is some of the best advice I have read in this thread tonight
that's exactly what I did in high school, I didn't fuck around.ect
I also didn't let pussy distract me or relationships or anything like that simply because they won't help you get into college or get good jobs.
yeah, i feel like i missed out on a lot of social opportunities, but i feel like the sacrifices are going to be worth it.
people who sacrifice the unneeded things in high school are usually the ones who go far, as some have told me.
i hope they're right, because I don't want to know that I sacrificed a lot for nothing
take this advice OP
Cause i did followed the advice and lost
I lost a life where I could have been partying and experimenting.
I lost a social life
I lost learning the basic knowledge of relationships
I lost losing my virginity in those years.
Dont follow this guy
Cause I did and it lead to yes a life of success but a life of nothing to remember but a degree that doesnt make me happy.
Your experiences will last
damn. so is this guy just really lucky then, not having hair really anywhere in his crack?
who could or would shave it? and shouldn't I get it waxed to look as good as that?
>who could or would shave it? and shouldn't I get it waxed to look as good as that?
idk, i'm not an expert at such things
this is all so true because it happened to me as well. I distanced people and relationships from me because I knew they *kinda* wouldn't help me in the future, to an extent.
and, yes, still have yet to lose virginity and am 19. probably would have been different had I chose path B
That isn't true. College is the time to have fun and party and what not. High school, you need to have some fun, but don't get caught up in the tons of drama. College will be there soon enough and you'll realize all those problems meant diddly squat. You'll move away and not see anyone again.
Just try to make high school as fun as possible, without worrying about the small shit
you can still have the experience in collage but if you fuck off before you get there..... You will never be where you want to be. I fucked off and now im paying the price and i had to fight to get into engineering school. I taught myself Calc this past winter just to test into the classes because i only got through pre algebra in HS. I did what you wanted to do, and now i wish i would have went the opposite route. So maybe we are fucked no matter what.....?
This isn't CP you jackass.
Its just pics some fag took that I'm dumping in the thread.
I'd probably have someone else shave it, everything I've ever seen in regards to waxing screams pain.
Seemed as good a thread as any what with it being an underage ban OP and gore spam.
well i did get a 2 year degree as a tool and die maker, right now i am a CNC programmer for a company that makes custom racing sail boats. I make damn good money doing it but i could be a lot better off if i would have just done my due diligence in high school. I'm a lot smarter than I realized at the time. High School was boring and I didn't care.
Yes, but I've heard they burn like motherfuckers.
>i haven't gotten banned in the last 265 posts.
and yet you still haven't posted ass
I feel like it's easier to be gay now a days. You didn't use to have these feminine, completely smooth fags. It used to just be hairy ass men with no hygiene. Now these fags are cleaner than most women.
brb for about an hour
time for weed
thread will probably be dead by then
if you want more of this just look for trap threads, i'll post this one more often later tonight
Today I told multiple people to stop soliciting cp. I was on the good guys side. Please remember I'm a good person. Thank you, Big Brother NSA, for everything you do.