Let's go don't Fuck it up too early
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Let's go don't Fuck it up too early
>>683186403
"I sucked my dad's dick and I feel guilty about it, my therapist said it's better if I share it..."
>>683186565
reroll
>>683186403
Hi, before we begin this conversation i just want you to know that I am HIV positive so you gotta be cool with that.
Hey cutie, how's your weekend going?
I hope you fucking kill yourself. Don't talk to me ever again. You cunt.
>>683186724
Roll
>>683186760
Do it
>>683186565
last roll
>>683186565
roll
i was gonna add you, but then your profile pics
>>683186621
roll for this
Hey! You have a cuteness in the face area,
>>683186730
Reroll.
>>683186403
My name is fluttershy w-what's your name? *heavy breathing*
>>683186870
Roll
>>683186565
get
>>683186403
Would you like a lick of my grundle-rino?
>>683186565
dubs come to me
Have you ever fucked a nigger before?
>>683186565
It has to be this
When's the last time you had a baby ripped out of your vag?
>>683186403
You're cute, you look a bit like my sister.
>>683186565
please satan, give me dubs for this
>>683186403
"Do you like animals by pink Floyd"
>>683187181
dubs get
>>683187198
One off. Reroll
>>683187198
Roll
>>683186565
last try
>>683186403
your cute where are you from?
(lets see if we can actually get OP laid)
>>683186565
rell
How old are you? Last time I didnt ask and im now on some list
>>683187321
reroll
>>683187288
WINNER!!!!!!!!!
Do you wanna come over and watch Papa Franku vids while I tickle your clitoris and whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
Pls respond.
If I'm into chicks with dicks does that make me a fag?
She changed her pfp for some reason. Dubs again
you still have a fuck fetish?
Hi. I am extremely ugly. But you should have sex with me anyway!
>>683187288
Win for the faggiest suggestion
Who do you main in smash melee
Wanna know something?
>>683187554
roll for this
>>683186565
>>683187571
Atleast the OPs got decent music taste. Maybe he'll get laid after all.
Wait till she responds faggots
>>683187355
this one won too
>>683186565
Rolland
>>683187655
wasted
>>683187554
wanna come over to my place familio?
>>683187732
lol I got twice now
>>683187655
True, better than the obvious derails. Also winrar
>>683186565
come on, get
>>683186565
Fucking roll
>>683187554
if not that's okay, I can stimulate your glans clitoris to some other music
You seem like a cool chick xD
Sit on my face
i use to stalk you, but u aint never wana fuck legit
>>683187799
>>683187655
Gotta post them op, dems the rules
>>683187877
WINRAR
>>683187554
cuz i wanna fuck you like an animal by pink floyd
>>683187877
You faggot, don't waste dubs on stupid shit like this. Dickhead
I like coconuts but they're hard to break, which is frustrating.
wana climb this dick tonight
Tell me what your interests are.
>>683186565
This has to be the winrar
>>683187355
WInrar
We'll wait a few until she responds, if not I got other bitches on hold
>>683186565
>>683187355
WINRAR
The back of the club sipping Moët is where you'll find me
The back of the club, macking hoes, my crew's behind me
I'm addicted to child porn
>>683186565
Just post this one Op
>>683188647
Roll
>>683188767
No point if she already gave up on OP
>>683188397
I am thinking about making some hot dog tea. Would you like some?
"My penis is small but at least I'm not jew"
i fantasize about you and your bloody maxi.. ....lemme get
>>683188930
kek
also roll
>>683188930
roll
>>683188911
first you make some hot dogs in a pot, then you pour the hot dog water into a mug with some relish in a teaballer. I find it very soothing, yet erotic
>>683188930
Rolland
>>683188930
this
hey, wana grab a bite to eat.. maybe fuck a little, try eachothers clothes on?
>>683188930
reroll
>>683188930
get
>>683186904
fucking this
>>683188930
Rolllllliiiin
>>683190004
Nice trips m8
>>683188930
Roll for this
>>683188930
Rerolllllin
>>683190611
WINRAR
>>683190720
kys
Fuck you nigger
My fat meaty cock smells like the inside of a turtles asshole
Other bitch is dead she's the new bitch let's go
>>683191004
If you think that's funny, you are seriously an edgy 14 year old.
>>683191004
Check'd
Do u like memes you filthy nigger?
>>683191076
idk
>>683191109
Who said i was laughing at what they said? Maybe i was laughing at the edge?
>>683191189
wtf are you checking?
>>683191316
His dubs?
>>683191076
Send me nudes now bitch
suck my dick you fucking nigger
Do you like Black cock?
Keep it up
She clearly doesn't date bad guys. She would rather be with a nice guy :^)
>>683191076
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>683186403
nice keyboard, sheep
they ben ravin bout that tight cunt
Send Nudes hoe
BITCH I'LL TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR FRIDGE
>>683192057
Roll
How's your day beautiful.
>>683192163
Reroll
Send nudes cunt
>>683192057
Roll
>>683192370
Roll
One thing you better know is how far down I'll shove my dick down your throat bitch. And that's all 3 inches of it!
>>683192432
Roll
Why are you being such a dick to that poor girl OP? Don't you know how to treat a lady? You know nothing about being a gentleman.
>>683192475
Reroll
Did you know That I'LL SHOVE MY DICK IN YOUR ASS
>>683192511
Winrar
Keep it going fags
>>683192779
Plz giv succ
>>683192779
Nigger nigger bitch chicken nigger
>>683192900
Kek two in a row for this samefag
>>683192779
Can you cosplay as Hitler while I fuck you?
>>683192977
God dammit
>>683192779
Wanna get dinner?
I'll shove Swiss cheese down your asshole
>>683186403
I am legally required to tell you that I am a registered sex offender.
>>683193007
Roll
>>683193022
For fucks sake
>>683193100
ALSO WIN
>>683192900
>>683192977
>>683193022
And in that order OP. All me dubs
>>683192900
That was Fucking gay
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>683193341
roll
>>683193341
roll...
>>683193341
>>683193341
Rollerino
>>683193466
chek em
>>683193466
nice dubs, my brethren
*I knock on the door*
It's me goku
>>683193466
Ayyyy let's get it
>>683192900
winnnnnr
>>683193325
send her some shitty meme from 2009
>>683193289
There ya go
>>683193685
ARE YOU A VIRGIN? HOW OLD ARE YOU? WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR HAIR? WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING? LUNCH? DINNER? DO YOU SMOKE? DO YOU SHAVE ANY PART OF YOUR BODY? WHICH PARTS? DO YOU DRINK? WHAT DO YOU DRINK? HOW OFTEN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON? WHAT DID YOU GET AS YOUR LAST PRESENT? WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST PRESENT EVER? ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? IF SO, HOW MANY? LEVEL OF EDUCATION? DO YOU WORK? IF YES, WHAT KIND OF JOB DO YOU HAVE? WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME? HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANYONE WHO DIED? ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED? WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON GAY MARRIAGE? IF YOU HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN CHEWING SNOT OR SHOVING CHEWED UP FOOD UP YOUR NOSE, WHICH WOULD YOU DO? DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH? HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS? DO YOU HAVE ANY RICH FAMILY MEMBERS? HOW MUCH MONEY IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR WALLET? DO YOU READ? IF SO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK? HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND ON THE COMPUTER? HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN YOUR OLDEST FRIEND? IS YOUR OLDEST FRIEND YOUR BEST FRIEND? DO YOU EVER THINK LIFE MIGHT ALL BE A DREAM? HAVE YOU EVER CONTEMPLATED SUICIDE? WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? WHAT SIDE OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM ARE YOU ON? WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON ABORTION? DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WITH A DEFORMITY? HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU BEEN TO? HOW BIG IS YOUR HOUSE? DID YOU GROW UP IN A RURAL, SUBURBAN, OR URBAN AREA? HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIMENTED WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKYDIVING? DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS? WHICH NEWS STATION? OR DO YOU GET IT OFF THE RADIO? HOW MANY PUSH-UPS CAN YOU DO? DID YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU USE? HOW HIGH CAN YOU JUMP? WHAT IS THE MOST MONEY YOU EVER MADE IN ONE DAY? ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL? NEITHER? HOW TALL ARE YOU? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PICNIC? DO YOU LIKE PIZZA? HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT MATH?
>>683192511
>>683192900
>>683192977
>>683193022
>>683193466
My personal get thread
>>683193685
I can't wait to come to your house and rape you with my 10-inch chromo stick
>>683186939
grundle-rino? fucking faggot.....
>>683193816
rolling for dis
>>683186565
KEK
rolling for this post
my asshole sweats after drinking coffee.
>>683193816
roll
Wanna see beans come out of my dick hole?
>>683193685
Just send me Fucking nudes
>>683187573
god tier faggot
>>683191694
rolling for this
>>683194171
Roll
cant decide either to roll for >>683193979
or >>683194097
>>683194342
Why not both
>>683194254
Reroll
>>683186565
rolllllllin
>>683193816
heyy that's pretty good
rollin
>>683194421
Cause you didn't get
>>683194537
Neither did you :(
>>683194421
you're right rolling for both >>683193979 and >>683194097
>>683188647
Roll
>>683194598
I know it's sad
Let's have girl talk! What color is your anus?
>>683194676
Maybe one day we'll both get
>>683194673
Reroll
like u keyboard
>>683194748
Not today
Show me your bobbies please :)
>>683194715
roll
>>683194842
R u sure
This thread has so little gets Op will never get laid at this rate
>>683194999
Kek
>>683193816
Roll
>>683194999
>Implying he was ever gonna get laid
Also, nice trips, dude
>>683194715
Rolling on the river
>>683194999
witnessed
>>683194715
rolo
>>683195119
Get faggot better get on it>>683186403
What's your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie? Mine's "TimeCop"
We lost her
Time to move on to the next hoe
>>683186403
CANCER
I'm 6'5, make 90k a year and can pay for you to get fucked real good.
>>683195405
wait!!!! send nudes
>>683195483
roll
>>683195466
Windows
>>683195483
roll
She's black btw
Jokes on you, I already masturbated!
>>683195599
WINRAR
>>683195666
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING DOUBLE DUBS AND NOW TRIPS?!?!?!?
I'm a huge faggot, please violate my tender little butthole
>>683195666
nice trips
>>683195666
Keep Rolling
>>683195613
im pretty conservative, gotta keep the family heritage alive, thinking about trying out hosting some lynch parties, would you be interested in joining in?
>>683196066
Fuck you
FYI I'm a convicted sex offender. Just wanted to let you know since I'm legally required to tell you. Speaking of which; do you have any kids that like trying new things?
>>683196280
I'll change my views if you show me your dark chocolate nipples
>>683196280
Top kek
Nigger
Does anyone here find this genuinely entertaining?
>>683196485
Roll
>>683196473
roll
>>683196280
jk, NIGGER really jk, soo tell NIGGER me what part NIGGER from africa NIGGER are you?
>>683196499
winrar
>>683196499
nice waste of dubs faggot
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??
fuck you nigger
I'm just tired of cuckfag Bernie supports dragging us down. I say, build that damn wall up!
my dad makes me piss on his feet when we shower cause he says it helps his athletes foot.
>>683196570
roll for this insane muthafaka
>>683196653
roll
>>683196499
There are starting to be more gets so this conversation is gonna take turns
SOMEONE STUCK A BEYBLADE UP MY ASSHOLE AND IM ABOUT TO LET IT RIIIIIIIP
>>683193816
roll ffucking roll
>>683196711
7zip
"Can you send me dick pics, they don't have to be yours"
>>683196815
i will roll until i get
I've always to stroke the delicate of a sweet Nerubian princess. It's all pink in the middle despite your filthy nig skin around it.
>>683196778
ROLLING
>>683196875
roll
>>683196900
WINRAR
>>683196778
ROLL LOLLL
goddamn my eyes hurt rn
>>683196873
REROLL
What now
>>683196711
Winrar
>>683196988
>>683196900
do it OP
>>683196066
kek
>>683197053
no i want u 2 ride my chode
>>683196924
still rolling
>>683197053
I'm sorry I'm just trying to be interesting xD *blushes* anyway, see any good movies lately, beautiful?
>>683197053
Let me cum in your butt you subhuman mongrel.
>>683197144
WINRAR do it you fagget
>>683196711
Fakin do it
>>683197144
you did it samefag
are you happy
kys nigger
>>683197278
mmmmhmmm
>>683197278
CUMON STEP IT UP
Want to come pick cotton at my uncles plantation on Saturday? He'll even let you do it for free!
My friends call me The Love Maker. Up 2 u
All joking aside, Do you like moonman. Hes pretty talented.
>>683197275
All jokes aside, send Nudes?
>>683197478
Roll
>>683196280
the wall i masturbate on is starting to smell. You think febreeze would work?
>>683197521
Reroll
>>683197534
rollin
>>683197144
DO EEET
My ass hurts from all the clowns at the circus that gangbanged me, I think i saw ur gorilla mum in a cage
>>683197600
DOUBLE DUBS YOU MUST FAGGET
>>683197587
rolling again
i actually hate miggers
>>683197600
fucking hell
double dubs?
>>683197648
one more time
>>683197478
Rollinnmn
>>683197710
not this guy but will help roll for him
>>683197676
Fuck yeah
I only put yellow crayons in my butt
>>683197600
Here ya go
>>683186403
What app is OP using?
>>683197671
Welders aren't so bad.
I put a pixie stick in my dickhead, come suck the sugar out
>>683197736
Roll
Op is a faggot
>>683197978
Kik duh
>>683198155
Op I'm happy I got dubs but don't send that
I'll eat your vagina like a bowl of chicken noodle soup
>>683198155
what a waste
Can i tongue punch your fart box?
>>683198155
How is he just finding random fucking people then?
>>683198288
WINRAR
Sometimes when i eat too many cheetos i poop blood ...like alot
>>683198319
Probably posted his Kik somewhere to Fuck with people stop being a fag and enjoy the show
>>683198288
Now Where getting somewhere
JUST KIDDING! I HATE YOU BITCH!
Start off like a butterfly kiss and end like a bulldog eating oatmeal in your asshole
>>683198834
Be more creative
>>683198716
lol xD I'm just kidding :P please respond.
>>683198716
lol sorry about all that, it was my brother he is acoustic
>>683198963
i made a promise to never be
>>683198963
fuck you I do what I want
>>683199028
roll
>>683198982
roll
>>683199028
get
>>683199088
>>683199028
dubs pls
>>683199088
That's a waste
>>683199028
gettttttttttttttttttttt
>>683199088
win
Just want to let you know i fist fuck on the first date
Are you into incest? I really like watching it in the evenings with my family :)
>>683199251
roll
>>683199028
roooolllllllin
>>683199333
full house
Roll for Saddam
>>683199028
pls dubs
>>683199028
gettt
>>683199244
Exactly what I needed
Not trying to brag but my mom raped me when i was 13, when did you lose your virginity?
>>683199244
>>683186403
>>683199402
im asking forchan to tell me what to say for doobels
>>683199611
WINRAR
>>683199244
Get me laid
>>683199611
kek winrar
>>683199659
Autism
