Anyone from before 2010 around?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anyone from before 2010 around?
>>683182768
2006 reporting in
yes
>>683182768
2008 reporting
>>683182768
08' here dog
We may have lost the old /b/ to today's faggotry but at least we have this thread.
Party like its 2009.
>>683182768
consequences will never be the same.
>>683183182
Cheers
1995 here, get on my level
>>683183228
I was a part of that lol
>>683183228
Also....
Puddi puddi.
>>683182768
2005 reporting in
>tfw been here since I was 12
>>683183252
Kek
Anyone pre-2006?
That was the Jurassic era
Mhm
09 fag
What is it that you want?
i know we all used to talk bout cancer but this place is the same 8 threads over and over.
Tell me again why anime shite is on ma /b/
tl;dr
back in my nigger my nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
09 here
>>683182768
Joined in late 2009 / early 2010. It was a bit before that whole Jessie Slaughter event.
>>683183402
We had no idea how much worse this board could get.
I think /b/ had been systematically disrupted. I think that the mods have a lot of these same threads auto-posting to drive the evil from /b/ and off of 4chan or onto /pol/
I don't think it's the same people making the same threads every hour
We'be been duped
when did spoilers go?
>>683183352
Most start at 12
>>683183803
They were never on /b/
/pol/ is a containment board for our long lost kinsmen who have been tainted by >>>/s/tormfront and meme'd into oblivion
>>683183806
I hope not. Coming at here as early as I did fucked me up for life. Made me the anxious depressed autist I am today.
>tfw I came here to check out some guro loli my brother told me about
>didn't even know what guro loli was
>>683184076
And you are now a #CruzMissile
captcha threads maaang
this is pretty much /b/ rolled up in what 09 or whatever
>>683184337
I feel deeply offended for I indentify as an Apache Attack Helicopter.
>>683184541
>mfw I was going to post the exact same thing
>>683184678
mfw no face
06 reporting in
>>683184076
Got a link?
I remember "FUCK YEAH SEAKING!" being the new hip thing when I first joined regularily, but I poked around every onc ein awhile for a year or so before. You know, lurk moar and all that jazz
Who remembers OC?
>>683184911
no I never did find it.
>>683182768
2009
2006 reporting. Back in the days of Habbo raids, and Snacks. I go way back fuckers. AMA.
>>683185612
why haven't we stopped /b/ from going to hell?
>>683185612
pools closed motherfucker
I came here in 08
Anyone else remember when you had to click through an ad every time you opened a picture?
>>683182768
I don't even know what year I started
Yotsuba era here.
I miss /4/ so much.
'08
ho ho ho it's christmas time
>>683182768
2007
>pic totally accurate
>except i miss jewpon threads
>if you don't know what a jewpon is your a newfag
>>683185612 here
I'm an American. Back in 2006, or at least around that time, I was a more-or-less friendless high schooler virgin. /b/ was my outlet. Habbo raids were a sense of community for guys like me. Being pretty horribly depressed I would just get wasted on my parents booze and shitpost on /b/ back before, well, fuck. Back before "memes" were anything other than inside jokes that SA and /b/ would crosspost, rather than just IMAGES AND TEXT. Back when Caturday was Caturday.
hello there
>>683185612
How's it feel getting here 2 years later than me?
(fuck storefronts, seriously)
Been heere way too fucckng long
▲
▲ ▲
Ez.
Never forget
Dun dun
back when rage comics were actually funny.
>>683185728
>why haven't we stopped /b/ from going to hell?
There was no stopping it, Anyway, continuing from
>>683186173
The only girlfriend I had up until this point was a girl I met online, and after a year and a half, we broke up and it devastated me for what seemed like forever.
But eventually... I dunno, things petered out. I graduated high school. I went to college, and starting on a fresh slate helped me learn to make friends. I had actual girlfriends and started having sex. I lived in Europe for a year and learned how to actually dress well.
>>683183399
Anyone got a timeline? Forget when I cam here
LONGCAT
IS
>>683184529
>1306217677484.jpg
>>683186163
>1462499635266.jpg
>>683186304
>1327009619578.png
>>683186446
1422575599421.png
atleast try to pretend
Just think about how many /b/rothers we lost since we started. So many people an heroed or just died. It hurts to think about how much we've changed.
LOOOOOONG
>>683186847
>>683186805
nigger
How the fuck do they work?
>>683186905
roody poo
>>683186188
No fucking way
>>683186188
Still wearing your mask, EFG? I wonder how many people here know what you look like under it.
Who the fuck remembers. Probably 2006 at the latest.
>>683182768
I was pre Scientology. whenever that whole thing was going on. what happened in 2010 that's divided?
2004
>>683186163
Lel
>>683182768
I don't know how to make blank posts
So many calls...so many angry managers
>>683182768
The first time I realized /b/ was shit was when every other post was THIS BOARD IS FILTHY!
LET'S CLEAN IT UP
THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY DIAL SOAP
2009 here. from what i can recollect, /b/ was never good. but it wasnt as bad as it is now. every once in a while, something worthwhile happens and thats why i come around. kinda wish these trap threads, pics you shouldnt share threads and other similar threads would die off. this board has become stagnant
Part of the reason /b/ has gone to shit is because of all the oldfags whining
>>683186304
I feel like I came at a great time. '06 was just in time to witness some pretty badass shit. Seems like things have gone a little downhill since the meme game took on a life of its own and so much OC is generated on random facebook pages nowadays.
Continuing life story
>>683186627
I guess the impetus for posting my shitty life story is that there might be people who are like what I was; lonely, horribly depressed, thinking of killing themselves or something. I know I felt all of those. I still feel that way sometimes! But life does peter out and get better.
I am now a reasonably fit/in-shape, good-looking fellow with good social skills. I got my undergraduate degree in economics with a specialty in mathematical economics and theory. I'm working on my Ph.D. in economics as well. More or less functioning member of society.
It was a long road, but I advise anyone who sees themselves in some of my past which I have described, that things will get better provided you: Keep yourself open to new experiences and push yourselves outside of you comfort zone. Don't force anything but also take opportunities to better yourself. Most importantly, work hard at finding out what makes you happy and stop at nothing in your pursuit of it.
>>683182768
>>683183628
You fucking whiny cunts always complain about this fucking shit. If you miss the old 4chan, then fucking bring it back. Everyone here is a fucking degenerate and a gelatinous waste of human skin, so it shouldn't be very difficult at all to change the situation.
If you want to change /b/, then fucking change it, dumb cunts.
hey guise...check these singles.
>>683187711
kek
>>683185728
Because you're all fucking retarded cowards.
there coulndnt be a more fitting thread to post these again.
i am mising a panel so feel free to jump in
boioioing
>>683187519
>oldfags complaining once a month
>3+ fur threads per hour
fuck off kid newfags don't even know how great this board once was
>>683187711
Never change EFG, never change.
>>683182768
What's good, nigger. 2006 reporting.
I've been trying to leave this place for ten years. A decade of wasted potential. I can't imagine what I could've done if I hadn't developed a crippling internet addiction thanks to this board.
%triforce
>>683187886
Then why don't you show them, you stupid cunt? Fuck, you guys are pathetic.
>>683187785
This faggot regarded comic is about /a/
Been here since 2014 lmao.. But I've read tons about the old /b/. The events and all the fucked up shit that went down. Gotta agree with you old fags, trap, loli and the rest of these shit threads should just gtfo and go to reddit.
it was borderline ok and then comes the faggots with their cancer dubs trips or whatever
>>683187886
even if it wasn't way more than once a month that these kind of threads are posted (which it is) once a month is still too much. move on with your lives
%triforce
>>683188108
ffffuuuuuuuuu... right in the feels.
>>683187711
fuck
2005 here. I sneak on here when the gf isnt looking.
>>683188072
>This faggot regarded comic is about /a/
i regard it appropriate for all of us
Holy shit this thread has to be one of the biggest circle jerks I've ever seen
You dumb cunts don't even fucking care about 4chan being destroyed. I don't see why all of you act like old /b/ was great, yet refuse to change it back to the way it was. All I see is a bunch of sad middle aged fucks being constantly trolled by 14 year old "edgy" kids. You're being bossed around and controlled by people posting pictures of dicks and anuses. If you were around when old /b/ was, I guess it is safe to say that /b/ has always been shit.
>>683188420
Post-2012 detected
>>683182768
Early 2006. I first came to 4chan on Windows 98 SE on my family computer. Anyone else buy the iPhone 2G in 07?
>>683182768
2006 here, sometimes I don't show up for a month or two, sometimes every day.
But I always return. I both love and mildly dislike this place.
Was here for the habbo hotel raids and I saw chanology, along with a lot of other shit.
I remember when desu spam was new.
It probably was the same back then as it is now quality-wise, and I'm just seeing the past as slightly better through nostalgia-tinted classes.
There was more OC, though. You faggots used to make me laugh until I cried.
>>683188085
trap threads should go to /lgbt/.
>>683188193
No.
>>683188292
Its okay, bro, we're still here. The future isn't yet.
>>683188420
Then, you have not been here very long. The bronies were worse a month after they appeared, KS/b/ too, and the furries, in that order.
>>683188668
I am now a #CruzMissile.
>>683188847
>Windows 98 SE
>2006
>>683188420
you are welcome to stay around. but you will probably need to change that attitude. in this place, we are all faggots.
>>683186163
lol I live in australia and I tried to use a jewpon fron a jewpon thread once, totally 100% failed. but was worth it for the lulz.
/b/ was the last thing I had going for me in my life. The last shining light in the darkness of a world so cold, to put it in a cliche manner. Now it has been reduced to garbage because people won't help me build it back up, or tear it back down, I can't really tell at this point, actually. /b/ is dead.
This post will end in 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21,22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34,35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, or 99
>>683188991
>imblying old people update shit
Gud meme.
>>683188085
Behold, the new /b/.
Faggots read ED and think they know shit.
>>683189388
If it was a gif then 00 get
>>683188085
fuck off newfag.
>>683188085
>Gotta agree with you old fags, trap, loli and the rest of these shit threads should just gtfo and go to reddit.
>>683189617
Get out while you still can. /b/ will eventually fail because no one has enough conviction to stand up to the retarded bullshit that has invaded. I'm afraid that chapter of your life is over, my friend.
what happened to FBF threads
2007. I was trying to find incest and other types of porn. I brought so many newfags that year.
>>683186855
Major hard drive failure, faggot.
looking at all this old shit makes me feel sad that i jumped ship too late
Hey.
>>683186163
07 master race
>>683187711
check'd and kek'd niggeracii
>>683189999
Nice quads.
>>683188085
>gotta agree with you old fags
>>683189819
sad part when you prolly are the newfag here. :-/
2008....
>>683182768
Never forget
>>683182768
2008 here
>>683190350
TOO SOON
>>683190261
holy fuck i didn't even realize i nailed some quads.
>>683186446
%triforce
>>683189999
yeah, those were good for a while. I think they just got overused and weren't as funny after some time
>>683189388
Wait a minute. Weren't you stuck somewhere else? Your mask had red too...
>finally got my old computer back
>notice I still have the Information Library
Thank fuck. Now I can leave this place with content.
>>683190306
>calling someone a newfag
>using an emoticon
Seriously, fuck off.
>>683189328
the real problem is you are dead inside. most of us are.
never let go of the ember that we called hope.
I remember Cockmongler, Teh Reidicks and Happy Nigros everywhere. Wasnt much better than now tbh D:
>>683190175
https://youtu.be/S0gJZMx79pA
>>683191102
nice job saving the thumbnail, tard.
>>683182768
2003 Master Race
I've seen it all. Usually hang out here or on >>>/t/. This board is for Fags and Retards and I'd have it no other way.
>>683188991
if something works why not use it while you can, faggot
>>683185917
This. Fuck off people, trying to claim what yr u started
Yeah but I don't like to discuss how long i've been around. But I will say it was around the time anonymous borg shut us down and made us all exile to 7 and 420 chan for some soup
>>683189410
> implying you could update a computer running win 98
like anyone gave a shit about running the latest software cuckdates back then
>>683190350
Dude too fucking soon!
>>683191254
why use it though? windows xp had already been out for 5 years at that point, and xp is a god-tier os.
08 here... I hate this place
>>683191178
is this image large enough for you
>>683191102
Wasn't the first ragecomic about water splashback from taking a shit in the toilet?
I wonder how he feels, knowing what it's degraded to.
>>683191254
i have seen people attempt exploitation of a recent openssl vulnerability about 30 minutes after public release.
you cant fuck around with insecure software nowadays.
>>683191457
yes, i'm happy.
>>683191433
you really think a computer running 98 could even be updated to xp? you'd have to buy a new computer or upgrade a lot of it's hardware
also xp was worse than vista faggot confirmed
Dot dot dot
>>683191555
that's the difference of whether something works or just upgrading for the sake of faggotry
>>683191433
XP was crap. Win2K was an example of a god tier OS.
>>683191727
if the pc was from when windows 98 was relevant, it's time for an upgrade anyways.
>also xp was worse than vista faggot confirmed
hipster confirmed
>>683191727
>xp worse than vista
what
>>683191903
i never used win2k. we had windows 98 until 2002ish and then we upgraded straight to xp.
>>683191958
buying a whole new thing isn't an "upgrade" it's a replacement
>>683191808
>>683182768
Yeah, I got here back in 2007. The era of roodypoos, candy asses and Newt Gingrich.
I wish THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS would arbitrarily ban repetitive shit like they did back in the day. Things like trap threads, cuck threads, and blacked threads have all gotten to a level of repetition on par with My Little Pony. If /b/ is to be save its time for some swift brutal and arbitrary justice.
>>683192126
when did i ever use the word "upgrade"
i just pointed out how fucking absurd it was to use win98 in 2006.
>>683192078
Windows 7 = Vista with a Service Pack
being so stupid you actually believe memes
>>683192173
This
...Fuck. I've tried several times to get you fuckers to at least attempt to take back /b/. You've failed me, you've failed yourselves, and more importantly, you've failed /b/.
>>683182768
newfag thread
>>683192105
You fucking missed out. Used Win2K until 07. Used XP for one and half hellish years until Win7.
>>683192461
As I said here, part of the problem is the mods got into their heads that they shouldn't arbitrarily ban repetitive shit.
So the sort of shit posting that we relied on them to destroy back in the day has taken over the board.
Mind you, I sure as fuck don't want them censoring the place; but when things get repetitive they need to die.
%triforce
>>683191401
What the fuck are you arguing about? That's what I said.
>>683192461
no need to take back /b/
fixing /b/ is a task that isnt really easy with the current leadership+infrastructure. migration has somewhat fragmented the community, but still the right choice. /b/ remains to server well as an recruitment channel.
>>683192797
Maybe new mods are needed, then. I still don't know why people are so afraid of trying to make /b/ turn back into old /b/... The ones that haven't left have pretty much given up, and it is somewhat sad to me.
Anyone got any other websites we can hang out at and laugh to ourselves about stupid shit?
"IT'S TAPE!"
>>683193788
There are other websites?
>>683193566
Because without the ability to ban shit, we don't have the power to stop the mountain of shit that is being poured on us.
There are still good threads on /b/; but they get buried way fucking faster than they used to in the day so what rises to the top time and time again are the same set of threads with a few hyperactive shit posters in them (traps, cucks, etc.).
Maybe what we need is the ability to sage back. If shit posting is destroying /b/ then maybe shit posting can save it. Just sink their fucking threads with unrelated pics; but I don't have that kind of patience.
>>683187595
>implying that we aren't trying
2015 reporting in
>>683193566
What the fuck do you want to bring back? Massive floods of CP? Days of slow ass response due to poorly optimized code? The same 3 memes being rehashed for a month straight? Crazy Mods that ban people for arbitrary reasons? Because as it stands you're not exactly tell us what you want.
>>683194302
bump cause I'm still waiting
>>683194905
None of those things, actually. I just want cool shit, fuck face.
>>683195053
Then make some OC Faggot. And make it entertaining. I'll wait.
>>683195317
I'm not actually talented. That is why I rely on other people whilst talking shit about them.
>>683186855
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
>>683182768
anyone from before 2005 around?
https://youtu.be/8ufEKL76V9Q
>>683195513
Well fuck you buddy. I had my turn at bat and it was glorious. Step up to the plate and make something happen cause I'm content to watch this bitch burn.
>>683195693
Yes
>>683187543
but I want cake now!
2007 reporting in
>>683182768
2009 here. I'd say that reddit and 9gag ruined this place but it was always pretty shit.
>>683182768
Of course there are retard, six year olds don't use 4chan
>>683182768
Pools closed reporting in
>>683196601
I'm not sure of that.
>>683189388
>not a gif
>not a fail
Are you even trying, nigger?
>>683182768
2009 here
>>683189388
Failed to even make a proper efg.
>>683196830
I'm 6 and what is this
cheers \b\ois 2016 fag here
>>683182768
Did you said chocolate rain?
>>683182768
lol!
old school capitalist complacency
/b/ has always been shit. Who are we kidding?
>>683190175
>>683191151
Ahhh I remember this
>>683195790
nearly no changes right
other than less gore/scat and no cp.
>>683182768
back to when 4chan wasn't as well known
.... now everyone at my school basically lurks here and thinks theyre some sort of god for getting past three threads without vomiting
>been here since freshman year
>>683198333
literally nothings changed since 2008 just more teens now
>>683182768
2004
>>683198116
No there have been all kinds of changes. For one the TripFags are well and truly dead. I've got these fucking annoying 'capchas' to deal with if I want to post. And... oh yeah, our favorite little fairy princess Moot walked out on us. Hallowed be his name.
Do ya' remember "The armpit of the internet.com".
That was a board!
>>683198962
less cp and gore though. but im glad webmds stuck around~
>>683200323
Hmph. And here I thought I had see all there was of Nevada-tan.
>>683188014
nope
