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I bought a 120 year old house and found this box hidden above a rafter. It was bound in brown paper and twined in string. I opened it and it was full of white powder (will post next).

Did I just find 80 year old coke in my walls?

If not, what is it? Why was it hidden? Why was it wrapped?
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>>683173897
Here's the opened thing (we thought it might be some kind of poison once we saw powder so we shoved it in a bag)
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Bump for interest
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>>683173897
80 year old coke?snort some see what happens
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taste it or snort it
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timestamp

poke your pinky in it and lick it, if your tongue goes numb it's probably coke
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>>683174053
thats coke bro give it a lil sniff

doubt that it's still good but check
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>>683174082
I second this
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>>683173897
Buy one of those drug test kits and test it
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>>683174183
Actually a good idea, do this
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Going to laugh of you snort a line of someone's dead uncles ashes.
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snort it
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>>683174155
>55
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>>683173897
Maybe it's old construction material
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Probably rat poison.

Try it, anon.
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timestamp pls... >.>
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Call the popos
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>>683173897
Fuckn consume that shit anon, after 80years that shits so potent it will be like snorting nuclear radiation

embrace your planar form
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>>683174183
That's pretty smart, do this.
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>>683173897
Rub some on your gums, you dumb nigger
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Does cocaine have a shelf life? It might still be good. It's not necessarily 80yrs old anon. Ithe could have been put there in the 70s or 80s
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It could be, since it's in a wall, DRYWALL. OP is a faggot.
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>>683174306
kek and time stamp you jew
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If I get dubs, you gotta snort.
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Praise the sun!
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>>683174358
You can buy them at any drug store or the interwebs
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>>683174433
Check'd
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newfag jews never timestamp. smh
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>>683174433
kek
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>>683173897
NIK drug test. they sell them on amazon
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>>683174433
checked
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I say put a plastic glove on and burn some and try to see if it has an aroma.
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>>683174433
>4433

habbening
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>>683174433
>>683174155
The dubs have spoken
>snort it nigger
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>>683174433
double dubs confirming OP's cocaine binge
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>>683174433
dubdubs! He has to do it now..
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>>683174433
Dubs confirmed
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>>683174433
well, he got dubs.
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>>683174433
Get to snorting faggot
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dont tell anybody op
test kid then cook it up with baking soda
congrats youre rich now
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>>683174433
HAHAHAHA
OP has to snort drywall
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>>683174053
Bro, That is one dench brick of coke. That will send you to the moon and back. Rack that shit up man.
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>>683174053
This is the ceiling it was hidden in (we're tearing down the shitty cardboard off of it, it was in the nook above the steps)
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>>683174548
>>683173897
Maybe it's cyanide or anthrax
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Take it to the police station, they'll determine what it is.
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>>683173897
That or nitroglycerin
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>>683174433
Oh shit! Whaddup
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>inb4 OP snorts drywall
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Chlorine smuggled in from Chloria. Pure shit, man, even better then that pool shit
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>>683173897
If old more likely to be heroin.
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>>683174306
Ive snorted nuclear radiation before, would recommend
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>>683174698
Nah, don't do that. What if it's pure cocaine? Depending on where you are, I'm guessing North East, it could be worth a lot of money OP
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>>683173897
it was common in the 1920's to put talcum powder in Finger Boxes to make them easier to use.

Just us it normally and it'll be fine (probably work better than new ones actually)
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>>683174433
inb4 op melts his brain
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>>683174698
great idea
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>>683174306
im not sure you know how chemistry works....
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OP DELIVER OR YOU ARE A FAGGOT. Snort that Sodium Cyanide.
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>>683174899
It's true.
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>>683174516
Best option
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>>683174899
Talcum powder causes cancer, probably killed the last owner.
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Does it have a odor or is it odorless also whats the consistency of the powder
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>>683174899
Yeah, I remember my grandpa telling me this
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test kit is the way to go..looks like coke tho
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If dubs you must eat the coke
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fuck all of this. try cooking it into crack. if it cooks into crack its coke. if not its not coke. its pretty simple guys.
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>>683174897
Why not just take a little bit of it in?
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Toasting in bread
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>>683175120
thats a myth faggot.

next time your stupid friends are 'warning' you of something on facebook go to 'snopes' and check it. facebook is full of viral retards.
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>>683175197
If it's cyanide you'll breath in the fumes and die. No problem
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No one would just leave a brick that fat of coke in there house FFs
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>>683174053
rub a bit into your nipple if it goes numb its good coke
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I'll guess it's either plaster leftover from when the plaster/lathe walls were built, poison as someone else suggested, or nitrogen fertilizer.

People didn't throw away shit back then. It was used at least once, so they deemed it valuable enough to keep around. They wouldn't want the kids to mess around with it, so they stored it 'properly' in the attic.
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>>683174882
>I can type this with all 15 fingers!
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Throw it at people
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>>683175295
so?
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>>683175333
Trips is truth
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>>683174899
why dont people use talcum powder in them anymore?
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>>683175295
My money's on Arsenic Trioxide
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Dobut it's 80 year old cocaine. People did not do cocaine in the 20's like they do now.
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>>683175333
trips have spoken rub into nipple an timestamp
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>>683175469
you could buy it over the counter back than though
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Will OP snort drywall? Will OP deliver?? Find out on the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z!!!
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>>683174053
those look like naptha mothballs
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>>683174140
>>683174269
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>>683175553
yeah but it was wack.

like old coke for tooth pain was mixed with zinc paste and shit.
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Relax OP, it's just cocaine tooth drops
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Grab a match
Light it on fire
???
Profit
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Powdered sugar in the attic to keep the birds away
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>>683175674
what does it smell like?
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>>683175697
It was pure anon, what you mean wack?
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>>683175469
2016-80=1920?
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>>683175674
what is the smell of it and the consistance ??
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OP lookup bleach text for cocaine
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It's old man speed idiots wow your newbs.
Never suck em off at the retirement home? Get out of your bubble.
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>>683175844
oh shit i feel old now, keep thinking im still 80.
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>>683175674
you dont have to taste it, rub it on your skin and if it numbs it its probably coke
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>>683175966
What a newfag
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>>683175844
Lol.
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>take most of it and hide it away
>bag up the rest
>call police and report suspicious package you found
>get it tested by professionals for free
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>>683175925
Edit: test not text
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>>683176029
stfu cunt, people rub it on their teeth to test all the time (it makes them numb)
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>>683175766
Pls OP, make us proud and set it on fire.
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>>683176107
this.

I've had weird day dreams where this happens.

and then the dude who stored the drugs away 20 years ago gets out of prison and comes looking for it. breaks into the house and kidnaps my wife and kids
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>>683176206
stop it fbi
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>>683176029
You absorb thc through your skin when you harvest plants why not coke?

It wouldn't probably numb your skin unless you had a lot tho.
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>>683176197
But would you rub some unknown rock/powder on your teeth or any part of your body for this matter
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>>683174899
inb4 newfags ask what a fingerbox is
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>>683174183
Actual good idea that would help someone and not result in their death?
Do you even /b/ bro?
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>>683175469
The 30's you dickrag
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newfag never gave us a timestamp. imho op is a fraud
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>>683174433
dubdubs holy shit
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Try to put a speck on your tongue. If it stings/feels numb a bit and smells slightly like a bananas in the back of your mouth, you've got yourself some real treat. High quality vintage coke.
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>>683176455
also dubs of truth. Do it m8
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>>683174183
This.
>>683173897
And I'd be careful with it anon. If it is that old, there are all kinds of nasty chemicals it could be. Even talcum, which one anon suggested, naturally contains asbestos.
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>>683176246
Sort off happened hells angels house across the street few years ago walls where insulated with cash new home owning family almost all died.
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dont taste it, if it's poison you gonna have a bad day
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>>683176448
I did -- scroll up

>> 68317567
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>>683174433
soooooo
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>>683176448
He already did
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>>683175844
>>683175957

kek
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>>683176255
For all we know it can be explosive powder. Pls OP do et.
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>>683175281
>myth
>I'm 22 and know everything
>there def wasn't a class action lawsuit against j &j about talcum powder causing cancer-related recently
>it def hasn't been a fact for decades
>XD idiot mlg lel kek your such nig

Do yourself a favor, calm down and do some research
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>>683176582
>>683176582
bullshit, really?
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>>683174698
>Take 20% of it to the police station

ftfy
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>>683173897

One way to find out, rub that shit on your gums.
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>>683174433
holy shit
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>>683173897
gg op you found a vehicle

>reverse search
>"vehicle"
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>>683176448
I'm just glad it was your honest opinion.
>nobody round these parts says IMHO forum kiddo
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>>683176791
Nah, don't do that, what if it's poison?
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>>683176814
same lmao
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ask a nigger to try it
hope its cyanide
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>>683176197
How old are you anon, 13?
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>>683176871
who fucking caressss
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>>683175281
>>683175281
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3621109/
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Op listen to me. Take a sample to a packed USA fag city. Or your local town. Find some junkies/homeless tell them you have some stuff that needs to be tried. Watch them if they die you know it's not useable. If they don't roll in cash. No worries
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>>683175966
dumbest shit ive ever read
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>>683176977
fucking kek
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do a bit fat rail of rat poison
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>>683175553
Then they wouldn't need a reason to hide it in a rafter wrapped in paper.
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>>683176780
Yeah meanwhile I think the bank Renovation guys took it. The walls in basement had water damage so they took drywall down new stuff up and sold it. Was a really quick fix was just moisture no dehumidifier lol.

I knew the kids of the bikers for years and years before that all.
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>>683174053
Time stamp
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>>683177045
Yup
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>>683176871

Who the fuck stores poison in white powder form in a secretive place?

I mean if hes going to be a huge pussy buy a kit online. I'm like 99.9% sure its cocaine.
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OP, just take it to the police and explain the situation. That's your best bet.
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>>683175333
>mfw
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>>683176582
They were most certainly inspired by that Arrested Development episode
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>>683176405
underrated comment/pic
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>>683173897
put it in water
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Hurr durr it's a poison durr hurr don't do it...
>fuck off
Who the fuck would hide pack of stashed poison above their celling.
It's either a fucking coke or some cocaine.
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>>683174274
What a faggot!
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>>683177111
yeah probably. taht is sad, they killed the new family?

>>683173897
>>683173897
http://www.homehealthtesting.com/cocaine-crack-substance-test-p-91.html
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>>683177166
checked.. funnier having watched the series
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>>683177209
Coke is cocaine you faggot.
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>>683177134
Who the fuck stores cocaine wrapped in a brown paper with twine? There is no telling what it is, just because you think it is cocaine doesn't make it so
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>>683177134
Somone with a ant problem. Shugar and borax.
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>>683177209
>it's either a fucking coke or some cocaine

>mfw someone thinks coke and cocaine are two different things
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>>683177209
>Who the fuck would hide pack of stashed poison above their celling.

you obviously dont have kids.

you have to hide poisons as high as possible, its part of being a responsible adult.
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>>683177209
>It's either a fucking coke or some cocaine.
How high are you right now?
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>>683174899
nice dubs. also I still powder my fb, it's not just for the fucking 1920's.
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>>683176980
You rub it on your gums you dont use when you deal you can convince people to buy a lot more when your sober and care about making money.
Used to deal before I had a kid and a family as a main job had a job just for paperwork to claim money.
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>>683177166
It's a shame you wasted such beautiful dubs with a shitty gif. Ah well next time faggot... Next time...
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>>683175197
>Nigger detected
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>>683177423
or imagine one of the previous owner killed his wife or something with this poison that's the reason why it's so well hide
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>>683177448
I smoked a lot of weed and pot
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>>683175850
>68317567
Not too interested in smelling just in case its got asbestos in it somehow (and frankly if it's a drug TBH) but the consistency ... it's fairly powdery, but sticks together in places? Shit what do I describe that you don't get from the pic.

Like I said the package itself was a proper rectangle at first, wrapped in a bunch of layers, and when I opened it it spilled out as you can see in the pic..
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Looks like Coke. Get a testing kit.
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>>683177330
if I were going to prison for 10 years, and had no time to see off a couple kilos I might.
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>>683177045
No him but you absorb thc through your skin when you harvest pot plants I guarantee you absorb coke.
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>>683177209
>its either coke or cocaine.
my fucking sides
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>>683177423

Look at this guy who obviously was such a poor nigger growing up he never had a refrigerator. Jesus you're stupid.
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>>683177317
>>683177372
Yeah, it migh be some hawai snow or Sugar. Or cure for autism in a nice little package ready for you bitch. Are you really that blocked?
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>>683174053
careful op, looks like iocaine.
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>>683177372
^this. /b is now getting cancer.
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>>683174692
>cardboard
LOL
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>>683174899
I used flower for a while but my fingerbox got weavels
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>>683177117
He did stuff nigger
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>>683177552
>>683177552
its not cocaine - 95% chance its poison, building materials, plaster, or some other shit.

but buy a test kit and find out.
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>>683177117
Stfu he did
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>>683177552
Sounds like the consistency of cocaine. Get a testing kit.
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>>683177495
I agree about rubbing it on your gums to test cociane.But OP is not sure what it is. Not very smart to rub an unknown substance on your gums
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>>683177317
>>683177372
>>683177448
He said A coke, not coke.
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>>683177552
yo op

just report it to the popo
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>>683177448
yes.
>>683177629
at least one got it..
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>>683177541
have you tried hash and hashish?
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im sure op is faggot and the coke goes into the trash
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>>683177495
what is your ethnic background, if you don't mind my asking?
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If trips you light it on fire.
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>>683175674
Looks like baking soda. Whats the consistancy
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>>683177372
You idiot, he meant highly caloric form of carbon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum_coke

It's usually refined and bleached
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>>683175333
>333▶>>683175396 >>683175549 >>683177139
>>>683174053
>rub a bit into your nipple if it goes numb its good coke

Don't do this, it creates mustard gas
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>>683177616
That's not a couple of kilos. One at the most. I would use saran wrap or shrink wrap, not brown paper bag
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>>683177166
I'm talking 12 years ago when I lived with my parents in a hard neighbourhood a few white guys in a giant blackneighourhood full of guns out street of 12 houses was white we all had over an acre each too.
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>>683177209
>coke or cocain
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>>683177766
>faggot detected
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>>683177759
Coca-Cola was named so because it contained cocaine at first.
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>>683177825
^^^^^^^^^^^^
lol @ the ignorant fucks who jumped the >>683177372 bandwagon
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Trips for fire!
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>>683175120
You understand what talc is right?
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>>683177965
Duh anon, duh
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>>683176842
I've been seeing TIL a lot lately, too. I think Reddit has migrated here completely and they brought their frog on a unicycle.
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>>683177134
who the fuck stores cocain in another mans home for hundreds of thousand dollars at street value like that.

I would bet that it is more highly some sick wacko who did this for fun
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>>683177965
Yep. Flavoured with coca leaves and cola nuts.
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>>683177273
Yeah when he got out im pretty sure it was his money not the clubs. Kids always talked like they lost there retirement money anyways.
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>>683177965
Actually named after coca leaves not it's derivitae cocaine
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>>683176405
top snek
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Post pictures of your house OP im interested to see what it looks like.

Inb4 property search, find address, take cocaine
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It looks to be Gallium Arsenide
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>>683177965
wow, who knew!!!
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>>683177552
Well im pretty sure asbestos is very fibery like really fine glass fibers
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>>683177965
>at first
it still does, m8
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>>683177423
Damn straight. I keep my kilo of cyanide in the cupboard above the fridge.
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>>683173897
mix it with water. it might be plaster of paris.
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>>683178031
It's a mineral that naturally contains asbestos. Which causes cancer, among other things.
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>>683178117
what a fag. hope he got cock cancer.
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>>683177616
Stuff in your ass. Tobacco is 100 bucks . Gram in jail a match is 10$
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>>683174183
those fucking things throw false positives like crazy.

Remember they were invented to give pigs an excuse for a search, not to accurately detect drugs.
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>>683178278
i'd like to know why you have cyanide
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>>683178210
Everybody who is not a millenial
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>>683178231
Personally i think its probably some old building material like drywall left there prolly from some old renovating
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>>683176405
>>683178157
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>>683178091

>another mans home for hundreds of thousand dollars at street value like that.

>doesn't do the easy guesswork that it was probably the previous owners and that chances are the owner died before selling.

We have fucking Einstein over here.
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>>683177734
Meh he doesn't seem lik he is a very important person an I want to laugh what's more important?

Exactly.
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>>683178031
ground stone. you would get what miners call "rocks in the box"
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>>683177766
He's white and a prep.

Fuck off faggot.
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>>683178319
>cock cancer
>pic related
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>>683178367
Kek
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>>683178543
That's fuckin' gnarly.
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>>683178543
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>>683177791
Like before family moved here 100 years ago?

Irish, Anglo Saxon and Norwegian why?
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>>683178330
bringing coke into prison is a quick way to get an extra 10 years of prison time.

true story. I worked as a secretary at a law firm.

>guy is heroin addict
>arrested for possession
>they don't find a bag he had hidden in his sock
>he is gonna do like a year of time ( violation parole, etc etc )
>when you are changing into your prison clothes they ask if you have anything to delcare
>signs everywhere warning you
>dude is afraid to turn it in, doesn't want more time
>keeps it on his person
>cops videod the whole thing
>bust him as soon as he finishes changing and walks through the door
>offering him a 3 year plea bargain on possible 10 year charge
>less than .01 gram lol
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>>683178543
looks like the end of an exploding cigar.
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I don't believe in gay, just bi that prefers males. cause noone can deny quality pus
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>>683178543
It looks like something you'd see in a japanese comic. You know the ones....
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>>683177552
Safest option: Put a little in a bag and take it to the police, tell them where you found it and have them test it.

Easier/no police option: get a drug test kit off amazon, use that to see if coke or heroin (or just homemade ant bait)
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>>683178543
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>>683178142
What's in this webm? Blackberry can't play these things man or maybe just mine can't got 3 Samsung s5 s but they are all broken so is my laptop.
Women are great aren't they? Breaking shit. Bitches.
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Portion it into small plastic bags and sell it as coke.
Become richfag
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>>683178817
I deny it. pussy is overrated shit-tier orifice.

ass is ok, but a strong first is 100x better than any pussy on earth, because pussy literally has no muscle control, bitches cant contract at will, all they can do is wiggle hips like a fucking spastic and they think it's sexy
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This is the best thread I've seen in a long time
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>>683178261
Lol idiot.

Welcome to the south if you live near this hillbilly.
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>>683173897
take it to the cops they will test if for you
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>>683179049
FUCKING GAY
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>>683177486
Anybody care to share Wtf a fingerbox is?
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>>683178713
I dunno any time I do time I bring tons in get weekend sentences it's like your a lawyer it's great.

Oh you guys have that 3 strike shit does that count for non violent shit too?
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>>683179266

>Doesn't have a finger box

What are you 12?
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>>683179266
they are hard to come by nowadays . Mine cost $300
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>>683179266
newfag
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>>683174698
Yeah -- going to reach out tomorrow I think. I'm not someone who would use or sell this and see no value in not just calling it in. I seriously just wanna know what it is.
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Metal or wood finger box guys?
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>>683179266
pleb
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>>683175340
It's plaster. I restore houses.

If it's been in a very dry environment- it's probably still good.
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>>683175299
If they died hiding their stash.... That could explain it.
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>>683178982
It's a dude covered in cocaine trying to sniff and eat more cocaine. Not too entertaining but it is relevant..
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>>683179266
you idiot you've never seen one?
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huff it! HUFF IT ALL
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>>683176320
faggot
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>>683179266
Dude, how do you not know about them.. they're so fun to collect as many as you can and show off to your friends.
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>>683179544
I made this comparison chart though (vs asbestos). Seems to look like that middle one. You *sure* it's plaster.

I don't want to bother authorities if it's just fuckin' plaster.
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>>683178713
I bring in matches tobacco weed n pills every time you can make a couple grand.

Also I don't have to put it in my ass.

Not saying how I do tho I have a genetic disorder that helps. I don't want to bait us out we are a small group.
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>>683179049
Look up Kegels you stupid stupid faggot.
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Sell it to the niggers in your community
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>>683179579
Aww the good old day back in the 90s when I was young.
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>>683176448
He gave a time stamp, you ignorant nigger.
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>>683178142
Wasted in more ways than one. There must be as much on his jacket as there is in the bag.
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>>683179655
Yeah sounded like the 90s lol
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>>683179801
are you a nigger?
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>>683179266
Dont they give them away on Penis Inspection day where you're at?
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Can someone screen cap this and make a cont. thread ?
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what even is this thread anymore
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>>683179925
Nigger means ignorant you fucking retarded redneck that nigger is more intellectual then you are.
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>>683179759

You're going to give it to the police?

What a fag.

Why do things like this always happen to fags?
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>>683174053
Definitely not cocaine. My best guess is that its from something of sentimental value. Possibly drywall from an old house.
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>>683179906
Dude yeah. I got finger boxes banned at my elementary school. Some kid used his lunch money to buy one of my finger boxes from Japan. He decided he wanted his money back and told the principal on me.
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Check the wrapping for dates, you mong.

Then get a drug test kit.
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>>683179049
>pussy literally has no muscle control, bitches cant contract at will
Lrn2Biology retard.
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So do we still not know what this shit is?
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>>683175469
More like the 30s cus Hitler used it a lot.
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>>683180008
What would that have to do with what I just said and no I'm not ignorant and I'm Irish and white so double no. try again faggot.
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>>683180058
I think it's a diss and ylyl
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>>683179759
Don't bother the police, if you want to get rid of it just throw it out.
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>>683180222
niec tripsz
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>>683179843
he's right, the vaginal walls dont have muscles that control them, and kegels are in a different area... you might feel a kegel tensing, but its the same as someone tensing their anus and you feel that in the puss.

puss isnt overrated tho, and pussy, ass and hands arent mutually exclusive, you can enjoy all three.
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>>683176405

that thing was born a minute ago and its ready to kill. fucking snakes man, not even once.
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>>683180072
*than ( a comparison) you fucking idiot. Not then ( what happens next) you probably say ax instead of ask too
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I bought Hitler's personal fingerbox on eBay the other day. I love it. it's my prized posession
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CAN SOME MOTHERFUCKER MAKE A GAWT DAMN SCREENCAP !!!!!
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>>683180230
And Freud too
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>>683180336
>browsing /b/ in incognito
>fag detected
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>>683179266
UnderageB&. GTFO.
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>>683177552
Nothing wrong with asbestos my grandpa used to put that shit in buildings and hes still alive and healthy as a horse
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>>683180249
fuck off nigger
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>>683179801
glad you don't have insane drug related sentencing like we do. you got a weekend sentence for smuggling drugs in?
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>>683180385
How much did you pay for it? Is it the oak one or the cheap pine one?
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>>683180112
I meant coke dude I was doing coke in the 90s.

Kekd dude tried to be like yeah I'm oldfag too then realizes he newish.
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>>683180336
Fucking cancer
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>>683178055
Check'd
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>>683177664
lmao
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>>683180471
>newfag implying to a newfag
>newfagception
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>>683178543
Looks like his cock committed suicide
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put some on your teeth. if you feel it, its cocaine.
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>>683174433
Looks like it all comes down to this OP
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>>683180534
Oak ofc. I'm not a newfag. It was about 40,000 Reichs
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>>683180336
>0336 ▶>>683180471
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Male Feminists? You fucking pussy, might as well give up your man card and balls while you're at it.
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>>683180172
They're not controllable, its the same as your heart muscle, its involuntary movement.

If you seriously think there's a woman out there that can control her vaginal walls then you should contact James Randi, there's literally a million dollar prize.
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>>683178543
It's like a modern art sculpture on the tip of his dick
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>>683180352
On phone sorry my phone auto corrects shit unlike your flip phone and your mom's knock off iPad your on Stfu nigger.
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>>683174692
You got frame issues with your dump of a house anon. You need a GC and structural engineer, not your dumb ass.
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>>683180708
>falling for bait this easily
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>>683180336
>how to take a screenshot.

thanks for the giggle
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>>683180706
Damn, that's a real bargain mane. Are you going to resell it, save it or donate it to a museum?
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>>683180352
You probably say Aww deeper instead of no stop faggot.
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>>683177209
Me too
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>>683179759
is the first one asbestos
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>>683180708
summer is here
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>>683180090
You're supposed to report things to the police you fucking criminal.
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>>683178142
at this point why does he keep insufflating it? just spoon it down your throat bro, pretty sure your lungs are at capacity
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>>683176246
Sounds like a Steven Seagal film
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>>683180986
the police only exist to shoot niggers you fucking fascist
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>>683180827
Gonna save it forever. Pass it down to my 3rd son, who I'm going to name Sieg Heil
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>>683180521
No I didn't get caught smuggling drugs I got a weekend sentence instead of a straight sentence to smuggle shit in constantly. No body scanners in most jails and they are surprisingly inaccurate anyways depending on how you shape the package;).
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>>683180916
yes only the 1st one
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>>683180787
Oooh such an edgy faggot insulting my mom. How's middle school going for you this year? I heard it's easier the 2nd time around
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>>683181099
Kekd
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hey can one of you fags post the pic of donald trump that looks like a ghetto meem 100% lol

i need it for reasons
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>>683180728
I saw video of a girl smoking and blowing hoops from her gash looked like she had some control
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>>683181061
Snatch every motherfucker cocaine
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>>683180986

>find literal goldmine
>give it to the police like a good goyim
>being this retarded
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>>683181098
And arrest men when there wife's go crazy and try an kill me that happened to me 4 times Same woman.
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>>683181061
i know right? or a shitty lifetime made for tv movie
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>>683180986
kek
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>>683180986
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This thread has degenerated to nothing more than a playground insult battle on DramaAlert
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>>683181342
>not following the law and risking life in prison
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>>683180846
Nah, I aint a 13 year old faggot like you
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>>683181362
you need English more well better
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>>683181164
I'm 29 actually well I would insult you but like most 15 year olds on here you live at home.

I moved out when I was 15 I got married and had a kid at 17 fuck off newfags and lazy kids.
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Got a precice oven? 97 Deg Celcius is the melting point of pure coke, boiling point 198 Check the purity.
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>>683181105
>>683181105
ooh got ya.

>>683181649
yeah throw that rat poison in the oven see how it goes
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