I'm not trying to derail. I find those funny.
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
hehehe, this one is so fucking funny xd
this reminds me of this girl i went to high school with.
she was a freshman and hooked up with this autistic kid on the back of the school bus, and he went to finger her but instead put it in her pooper. she just let him keep going, and he ended up with shit on his fingers and told his friends, who in turn told the whole school
I don't really get the story. WHY was he fingering her?
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doesn't this bitch know that fast rolling is way more important than armor with a high defense value? If you can roll you can get out of the way if you cant you have to take that shit.
Holy shit. If you're out there, man, just know that I haven't laughed this hard in multiple years, and that isn't an exaggeration. I feel like a whole new man, seriously. I know you probably won't believe me, but it's true. Thank you.
Fast rolling is really only applicable to dark souls because of the i frames it allows for. But I agree that light armor is the better choice in most games for faster movement not faster rolling.
*Women who can reproduce. And children.
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That's just multitasking, it gets a nice shower while actually getting the water in it's mouth when it wants to, I don't see where the funny is but then again I'm an assburger.
Yeah I mean I notice its in my stats and it'll change with my armor but the stunlock is unreal no matter what I wear. Ah well it was a nice excuse to git gud at parrying after tanking and rolling thru ds1 & 2