Waifu claiming thread
>The chosen one edition
Rules are here !
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: german ships are the best in the world
Best German Aircraft Carrier Claimed
Im sorry i cant respond now for anything cause i need to go
Gute Nacht everyone !
Good prank bro
My kit is still pretty young, maybe 3 years old. I hope whatever he has can be fixed. I'd really miss the little furball
>Tenten a cutie
Sounds good. I'd like to hear your opinion on it. I've only had it once and I found it too smoky at the time. I'm slowly getting into whiskeys and other spirits, but most of my budget goes towards beer, so it's not the easiest thing for me to do right now.
Sleep well, Graffie.
It's not that lewd so I'd say that it's fine.
>Do you recommend Ace Attorney (the anime) knowing that I haven't played any of the games?
I do, the anime follows the first game almost word for word, they obviously changed some things since part of the game involves going back between areas and finding clues.
A productive day is a good day in my book.
My day went slowly, but nothing happened out of the ordinary
Thank ya kindly, lovely.
Didn't even know the game had mods.
Steam's Vac system is backwards ass anyway.
See you later, cutey.
TENTEN YOU FUCKING TRAITOR DOG
We do put in a lot of extra love and affection. Apparently that stuff is addictive.
But in theory could I take them to court?
Ackshual Waifu Question:
Is you're waifu old enough to drink?
>No. No she is not.
mandatory cc claim
yea, but it can come in handy. such as waiting for something.
>he can be a dunce sometimes though
>he specializes in paintings, he gets quite a bit of money for it
something you will like:
>if dubs sachi-shizuru ship sails
Not feeling to great. Going to play some Overwatch to distract myself edition.
If they are relevant to the case, yes.
Have fun anon.
Nice thumbnail there Tomoko.
Yes she is.
I'm going to sleep now.
In the US? Legally, no.
>come in handy
>We're all dunces sometimes
>All part of being human
I've actually already seen this video, kek.
i had a waifu when i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
Today on "I want to end my life"
I want to end my life
If she would be german, definetly
I dont know about USA though
Goodnight, handsome. Sleep warm and well.
Depends on the country.
Yes if the legal drinking age is 18 (most of the world), no if it's 21.
Not like she would drink
Don't say that, Tsuyu! Problems can be solved, let's be optimistic!
Dear god, no!
It's very dangeours, I've known people who tried ending their life, and guess what?
THEY ALL DIED FROM IT
I'll fuck you Tats.
I'll fuck you right in your brat ass.
Have a good night.
It's 20 in Japan fyi according to Wiki
Best mage claimed~
Yeah, that's be bad if you lost him
When I told my parents of my plans, I could see the disappointment in their eyes kek
>didnt realize i made a pun
wow, that was accidental
>guess your right
i would rather not
That feel when Neo, Blessed Queen of the Dairy doesn't want to serve you ice cream. Is this because of Tenten's being such a terrible Mercy?
>When I told my parents of my plans, I could see the disappointment in their eyes
Are they not into good spirits? Religious? I don't see why they would be disappointed in your trying to find high quality alcohol to savour.
In that case, no she can't drink
>Damn Japs messing with my answers
I second this >>683152413
And PornHub probably does too
Give me hipster music that you think no one else likes to listen.
I need to see it.
>That's what everyone says
>You rattle snakes know what you're doing
My mom is spiritual as fuck. And since we're native she think I'll end up an alcoholic who can't manage his own money
idk where you got that from
i still like it
my thang AGAIN
Yea I suppose so but it feels like a lot of energy for little payoff
Physical Age: No.
Actual ammount of years she went through: Yes.
Alright, added ya.
>Just a thing I call people
the RP police is watching, mister waifuless.
No worries, I should apologize too but I don't think we have to go that way and spam sorry in each post. Hows the weekend going?
I sort of died, but only for a few hours and not three months instead.
>waiting for 9001 friend requests from /b/ and /waifu/
Why y'all never claim her in any of these threads?
Welcome back, Gold.
Welcome back, Juri. Took a nap?
WAS THAT RP
it looks like rp
better not be rp
we all know what we do with roleplayer
Ok guys, today was super tiring so I think I'm gonna attempt the impossible and get some decent sleep tonight instead of lurking until 4am
Ah. I feel your pain, friend. I've never been much for anything spiritual myself. I'm very much a non-believer.
>since we're native
Good question. Am I proud to know who this is? Even better question.
Everything is fine Homu, I understand.
I'm still here even if your mood changes.
Moving slower but still like ya~
My weekend is going well though, thank you for asking. Yours?
I'm also a non-believer. I do have a shrine where I keep an eagle feather but that's more a decoration than anything else
Yup. living in a shithole that is a reserve
We shouldn't be proud...
aww, you just missed me Yume but here are some goodnight legs
Thanks Handman. Up to anything?
Something like that.
>Wishing it was a self induced coma
Good to see you here still.
>leave thread to practice songs
>come back to see we're on a new thread
>new is halfway done
Don't mention it, man. I'm just hanging out right now, thanks for asking.
Sometimes I wish I could go into a coma to help pass time faster, heh. Glad you're not in one.
That's actually pretty cool. At least to me. I imagine it might not be as interesting or cool for you.
>living in a shithole that is a reserve
That bad? I don't know anything about reserves or Native Americans. My only experience with them would be through TV shows, which means I have no experience.
Good good! I hope I didn't say something stupid because I was really needing some time for myself. Mine too, saturday was chill but I hope it stops raining by tomorrow... as much as I like it it sucks not being able to go out on a weekend.
Loved the 1st one and going through the second now.
Well I think I'm also going to interrupt my lurking and go to sleep
A lot of suicides, druggies and alcoholics. Bad road and in most reserves you can't even have a proper drinkable water.. Also teen pregnancy and shitty education. Without these problem I wouldn't mind being a Native American, unfortunately I am ashamed of my status
The culture is interesting but it's dying rapidly
Stop filling my brain with useless information.
Well I'd like to play something other than guitar but I don't have any money. I'm actually not very musically talented. ;(
No problem. That's good to hear.
I think you know what kind of #1 I meant...
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I'm doing well, hope you are as well.
Glad you're also doing well.
No no, you said nothing stupid! I understand that you needed time dearie.
I do hope that the rain stops for you, it would be nice for you to get some fresh air and clear your mind. It'll work out <3
Death senpai! How are you today?
I suppose you're right. It helps a bit when I have like minded individuals to speak with.
>Seldom converses, always lurking
Don't worry holmes, you're my friend and if you need to talk or anything at all, hit me up in steam.
That sounds really bad. I've never heard anything like that regarding the reserves, but I guess that's the point. Keeping things contained and "under control".
Shucks, I can play guitar, bass, piano, , drums and saxo.
As well as some other miscellaneous things like some Greek instruments and some percussion instruments.
I'm mostly a drummer though.
Just woke up, and I plan on making lamb shanks for dinner, so today should go well. Not feeling like I have a few times this week, so should be a good way to end the week.
Im good thanks Froggo
Hey there, comfy hand
Really nice to see you again, how have you been?
I'll never stop
Ay, whats going on Galko, hope you're good dude. Any plans for today?
Whole lotta weirdos in this thread...
Mmm, sounds good. Glad your day is going well.
Sorry your week hasn't been the best though, I'm sure it will get better.
>firm but not too tight
Likewise, friend. I've been doing well, you?
Too bad I can't go out with you... but it sure does clear my mind.
I know one way to make you stop, too bad I can't do it anymore.
Exactly~ I can't wait to move out of there~
Thanks buddy~ I will if I wanna talk about anything
Aaaahhh! That's great to hear Senpai, what are you up to today?
>I love you
I'm pretty good. I've done nothing today.
It's going good, especially considering that wasn't me.
I actually am.
Kek, whoops. Guess I'm not on my best legs today. My bad.
>What you up to?
I want to suck OPs cock because i like micropenises
Well, we are all pretty weird.
I got dinner to cook for all the family, gonna make lamb shanks and rice.
Oh, hey there orange farmer
Well, thats some OC shitposting.
I always liked Kneesocks more.
Ah Hand, again with the kind words. Every week is a brutal one, but as August draws near, they get better and better.
>You would not believe how much this influences my life
I'm back. Overwatch was not sufficiently distracting.
>Only give kind words because you're a kind fella
I'm sure it will come faster than you expect it to.
My town is pretty good for a walk like that, tons of open space and since I live in the middle of nowhere I can even stay by myself... but I like to hang out with normies sometimes too.
>We can still chat here
I know, you're sticking with me! So what do you think of this thread... since its such an improbable community to surge here.
>I love you too <3
I'll probably leave after claiming next thread. Have things to do tomorrow morning...
>Guess I'm not on my best legs today
Made me chuckle and that wasn't even meant for me kek
I'm fine, just a little tired, only got like 2 hours sleep. But I'll be good.
You have plans for today?
Woah, now I'm interested.
I'm happy you're pretty good. Awesome.
My grandma always had this electronic keyboard whenever I used to go to her house but I never liked it very much. I've never actually been interested in music until about a year or two ago :/
I've never been able to read music or anything which sucks
On the topic of instruments though I'd really like to learn to play the bass and the drums
Assuming you played t/d I could get you to change that filename into something for some time or something like that.
Kek, glad I could make ya chuckle, adorable.
>She's on her best legs in general
Really should be getting more sleep, that's not good for you.
Plans? I'm on 4chan on a Saturday, so no. Heh. Thanks for asking though.
Nothing at all, the usual.
>I'll miss you!
How are you doing?
Damn straight. Why do you think Im here?
Superiority does that
I did all of these
I save your guy's waifus
Sounds like a nice place to live, but also maybe not. I do enjoy the hustle and bustle of big cities.. But if you like where you live then that's all that matters!
I'm sticking with you~
I like the thread, it's nice but I haven't gotten around to talking to many people. I still lurk and wait for your lovely face to show up.
Ahhh, alright. Just keep on being beautiful.
>Hand is genuinely nice
>Won't stop complimenting me
>The strongest pillar of /waifu/
Anyway, you listening to anything right now?
You didn't do my post Tats!
>glad I could make ya chuckle, adorable.
You are one of the reasons why I'm here forever. Can't find many people like you.
>She's on her best legs in general
>I'm not gone yet and I miss you already
>Hand is genuinely nice
>Won't stop complimenting me
>The strongest pillar of /waifu/
Heh, you really would use a t/d opportunity to change a filename?
Yeah.. I know, ah, sorry.
>4chan on a Saturday
Ay, Sunday for me because I'm a time travelling Aussie.
Me? I'm fine
Thanks for asking, really, thanks Galko.
I do too. They just also have beards.
Anyone else playing the Overwatch beta? I thought I'd hate it but it's actually pretty fun. A change up from the same old battlefield/cod shit
Just listening to Halo's OST as usual.
>I have an addiction
Glad that you enjoy being here, buddy.
How's Australia anyway, spiders of the night eat you yet?
>Get that beauty sleep, adorable.
>For you know who
I'll try. You should try and do the same.
That's really cute...
No problem, it's nice to hear you're alright.