Waifu claiming thread
>The chosen one edition
Rules are here !
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: german ships are the best in the world
Best German Aircraft Carrier Claimed
Claiming before the other neo
Dio-sama...
Im sorry i cant respond now for anything cause i need to go
Gute Nacht everyone !
Shiki claimed
Akiko claim
>>683150179
Good prank bro
>>683150446
My kit is still pretty young, maybe 3 years old. I hope whatever he has can be fixed. I'd really miss the little furball
Tatsuta claimed.
>Tenten a cutie
>>683150446
Sounds good. I'd like to hear your opinion on it. I've only had it once and I found it too smoky at the time. I'm slowly getting into whiskeys and other spirits, but most of my budget goes towards beer, so it's not the easiest thing for me to do right now.
>>683150835
Sleep well, Graffie.
>>683149474
It's not that lewd so I'd say that it's fine.
>>683149763
>Do you recommend Ace Attorney (the anime) knowing that I haven't played any of the games?
I do, the anime follows the first game almost word for word, they obviously changed some things since part of the game involves going back between areas and finding clues.
>>683149801
A productive day is a good day in my book.
>>683150059
My day went slowly, but nothing happened out of the ordinary
>>683150835
Night Graff.
>Claim
Obligatory claim.
>>683150649
Thank ya kindly, lovely.
>>683150655
Didn't even know the game had mods.
Steam's Vac system is backwards ass anyway.
>>683150835
See you later, cutey.
Vinyl claimed
>>683150481
TENTEN YOU FUCKING TRAITOR DOG
>>683150179
We do put in a lot of extra love and affection. Apparently that stuff is addictive.
>>683150945
But in theory could I take them to court?
Ackshual Waifu Question:
Is you're waifu old enough to drink?
>No. No she is not.
>>683150649
mandatory cc claim
>>683150269
yea, but it can come in handy. such as waiting for something.
>he can be a dunce sometimes though
>he specializes in paintings, he gets quite a bit of money for it
something you will like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-oNWtAKNfk
sachi claim
>if dubs sachi-shizuru ship sails
>>683151140
nope
>>683151140
Yes,actually
Claiming best girlie!
>Shizuru get!
Not feeling to great. Going to play some Overwatch to distract myself edition.
>>683151103
If they are relevant to the case, yes.
>>683151140
Yes.
>>683151290
Have fun anon.
>>683151140
Not in Japan, except in Mirai Fukuin.
>>683151140
Nice thumbnail there Tomoko.
Yes she is.
I'm going to sleep now.
Goodnight.
>>683151290
hope you feel better soon
>loud rattle
>>683151487
Good night Tats
>>683151140
In the US? Legally, no.
>>683151239
>come in handy
You rascal.
>We're all dunces sometimes
>All part of being human
I've actually already seen this video, kek.
>DOU IT
>>683150649
i had a waifu when i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
Today on "I want to end my life"
Me
Its me
I want to end my life
>>683151140
If she would be german, definetly
I dont know about USA though
>>683151487
Night
>>683151487
Goodnight, handsome. Sleep warm and well.
>>683151487
Sleep well Tats.
>>683151140
Depends on the country.
Yes if the legal drinking age is 18 (most of the world), no if it's 21.
Not like she would drink
>>683150835
>>683151487
Night!
>>683151290
cya!
>Get better
>>683151644
Don't say that, Tsuyu! Problems can be solved, let's be optimistic!
>>683151644
Dear god, no!
It's very dangeours, I've known people who tried ending their life, and guess what?
THEY ALL DIED FROM IT
>>683151487
I'll fuck you Tats.
I'll fuck you right in your brat ass.
Sakurako style.
Have a good night.
>>683151900
It's 20 in Japan fyi according to Wiki
Best mage claimed~
>>683150873
Yeah, that's be bad if you lost him
>>683150906
Will do~
When I told my parents of my plans, I could see the disappointment in their eyes kek
>>683150945
Thanks Ace-Kun~
>>683151621
>didnt realize i made a pun
wow, that was accidental
>guess your right
>jew it
i would rather not
>>683152117
Record it.
>>683152223
>One off
No problem Megumin.
>>683151103
That feel when Neo, Blessed Queen of the Dairy doesn't want to serve you ice cream. Is this because of Tenten's being such a terrible Mercy?
>>683152223
>When I told my parents of my plans, I could see the disappointment in their eyes
Are they not into good spirits? Religious? I don't see why they would be disappointed in your trying to find high quality alcohol to savour.
>>683152174
In that case, no she can't drink
>Damn Japs messing with my answers
>>683152117
I second this >>683152413
And PornHub probably does too
Give me hipster music that you think no one else likes to listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrKnGkM1nx4
>>683152726
I need to see it.
>>683152379
>That's what everyone says
>You rattle snakes know what you're doing
>Dou it.
>>683152691
My mom is spiritual as fuck. And since we're native she think I'll end up an alcoholic who can't manage his own money
>>683152087
Oh shit.. You're right.
I can't do it.
>Tsuyu
>>683152981
>rattle snakes
idk where you got that from
i still like it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cc4b/
my thang AGAIN
>>683150945
Yea I suppose so but it feels like a lot of energy for little payoff
>>683151140
nope
>>683151273
cute/10
>>683151140
Physical Age: No.
Actual ammount of years she went through: Yes.
>>683153450
Hello Homu, I'm sorry about before.
>Waifuless
>>683153345
Alright, added ya.
>Just a thing I call people
>>683153630
the RP police is watching, mister waifuless.
>>683152827
https://youtu.be/xeREAL1NASo
https://youtu.be/vfmi0v5vIGo
https://youtu.be/jcxNNwFzgVk
Guess who.
>>683153630
No worries, I should apologize too but I don't think we have to go that way and spam sorry in each post. Hows the weekend going?
I return.
I sort of died, but only for a few hours and not three months instead.
>>683153757
ah, ok
>waiting for 9001 friend requests from /b/ and /waifu/
>>683153365
Me?
Then you're a qt/10
Waroooo
Why y'all never claim her in any of these threads?
>>683154266
Welcome back, Gold.
>>683154303
Welcome back, Juri. Took a nap?
>>683154266
Welcome back Galko.
>>683153816
oh shit
WAS THAT RP
it looks like rp
better not be rp
we all know what we do with roleplayer
>claiming yume
>>683154266
Welcome back qt! <3
Ok guys, today was super tiring so I think I'm gonna attempt the impossible and get some decent sleep tonight instead of lurking until 4am
Night everyone
>>683153117
Ah. I feel your pain, friend. I've never been much for anything spiritual myself. I'm very much a non-believer.
>since we're native
Native Americans?
>>683154772
Have a good night~
>Megumin
>>683154772
Sleep well Akiko
>>683154772
Sleep well comrade
>Katyusha
>>683154614
Good question. Am I proud to know who this is? Even better question.
>>683154772
Night Akiko!
>Emi
>>683154174
Everything is fine Homu, I understand.
I'm still here even if your mood changes.
Moving slower but still like ya~
My weekend is going well though, thank you for asking. Yours?
>Waifuless
>>683154928
I'm also a non-believer. I do have a shrine where I keep an eagle feather but that's more a decoration than anything else
>Native Americans?
Yup. living in a shithole that is a reserve
>>683155110
We shouldn't be proud...
>>683154702
aww, you just missed me Yume but here are some goodnight legs
>>683154618
Thanks Handman. Up to anything?
>>683154664
Thanks Phoenix.
>>683154751
Hey qt.
>you're #1
>>683154772
Good luck.
>>683154618
Something like that.
>Wishing it was a self induced coma
Good to see you here still.
>leave thread to practice songs
>finish
>come back to see we're on a new thread
>new is halfway done
>>683154614
Also, this is my first time in these threads. How exactly do these work?
>>683155740
Don't mention it, man. I'm just hanging out right now, thanks for asking.
>>683155954
Sometimes I wish I could go into a coma to help pass time faster, heh. Glad you're not in one.
Likewise, buddy.
>>683155488
That's actually pretty cool. At least to me. I imagine it might not be as interesting or cool for you.
>living in a shithole that is a reserve
That bad? I don't know anything about reserves or Native Americans. My only experience with them would be through TV shows, which means I have no experience.
>>683156080
Read the rules
>>683155434
Good good! I hope I didn't say something stupid because I was really needing some time for myself. Mine too, saturday was chill but I hope it stops raining by tomorrow... as much as I like it it sucks not being able to go out on a weekend.
>>683154109
Loved the 1st one and going through the second now.
>>683156006
Do you only play guitar or anything other than that?
>>683156181
What did you think of Xiou Xiou?
>>683155740
>You are the only #1
> <3
>>683156429
Not much to say, its godlike despite awfully long.
Well I think I'm also going to interrupt my lurking and go to sleep
Good night
>>683156885
>>683156170
A lot of suicides, druggies and alcoholics. Bad road and in most reserves you can't even have a proper drinkable water.. Also teen pregnancy and shitty education. Without these problem I wouldn't mind being a Native American, unfortunately I am ashamed of my status
The culture is interesting but it's dying rapidly
>>683156835
Hey there, Aussie flower.
>>683156835
Stop filling my brain with useless information.
>>683156304
Well I'd like to play something other than guitar but I don't have any money. I'm actually not very musically talented. ;(
Rory-sama claimed. How are we all today?
>>683156692
You shoul also, like I dunno listen to The King of Limbs, if you haven't already.
I have listened to hundreds and hundreds of albums, I can't remember them all.
Rumia lurking
>>683156145
No problem. That's good to hear.
>>683156507
I think you know what kind of #1 I meant...
> <3
>>683156835
Hey there.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>683157240
Heyo, Rory.
I'm doing well, hope you are as well.
>pats
>>683157354
Glad you're also doing well.
>>683156181
No no, you said nothing stupid! I understand that you needed time dearie.
I do hope that the rain stops for you, it would be nice for you to get some fresh air and clear your mind. It'll work out <3
>waifu
>>683157482
No just sucking OPs dick
>>683157240
Death senpai! How are you today?
>>683157672
Lucky, how's that going?
>>683156145
I suppose you're right. It helps a bit when I have like minded individuals to speak with.
>Seldom converses, always lurking
>>683157035
Don't worry holmes, you're my friend and if you need to talk or anything at all, hit me up in steam.
<3
>>683156827
Night Katyusha.
>>683156885
>
>>683157035
That sounds really bad. I've never heard anything like that regarding the reserves, but I guess that's the point. Keeping things contained and "under control".
>>683157142
Shucks, I can play guitar, bass, piano, , drums and saxo.
As well as some other miscellaneous things like some Greek instruments and some percussion instruments.
I'm mostly a drummer though.
>>683157482
Just woke up, and I plan on making lamb shanks for dinner, so today should go well. Not feeling like I have a few times this week, so should be a good way to end the week.
>shakes hand
>>683157684
Im good thanks Froggo
>>683157283
>
>>683157354
I know
>>683157052
Hey there, comfy hand
Really nice to see you again, how have you been?
>>683157060
H3H3
I'll never stop
>Never,
>>683157354
Ay, whats going on Galko, hope you're good dude. Any plans for today?
Well I gotta get going, have a nice night thread.
Ciaran claimed
Whole lotta weirdos in this thread...
Kneesocks claimed
>>683157820
Mmm, sounds good. Glad your day is going well.
Sorry your week hasn't been the best though, I'm sure it will get better.
>firm but not too tight
>>683158224
Likewise, friend. I've been doing well, you?
>>683157541
Too bad I can't go out with you... but it sure does clear my mind.
>>683158224
I know one way to make you stop, too bad I can't do it anymore.
>>683158075
Exactly~ I can't wait to move out of there~
>>683157983
Thanks buddy~ I will if I wanna talk about anything
<3
>>683158109
Aaaahhh! That's great to hear Senpai, what are you up to today?
>>683157808
Im a huge faggot
>>683158138
Good.
>I love you
>>683158224
I'm pretty good. I've done nothing today.
>>683157808
It's going good, especially considering that wasn't me.
>>683158604
Awh honey it's okay. We still have each other anyway~
Just take a nice walk, clear your mind, enjoy some fresh air. We can still chat here <3
>Waifuless
>>683158729
I actually am.
>>683158737
Kek, whoops. Guess I'm not on my best legs today. My bad.
>What you up to?
>>683158688
I want to suck OPs cock because i like micropenises
>>683158346
Well, we are all pretty weird.
>>683158720
I got dinner to cook for all the family, gonna make lamb shanks and rice.
>>683158224
Oh, hey there orange farmer
>>683158729
>>683159135
Well, thats some OC shitposting.
>>683158346
I always liked Kneesocks more.
>>683158507
Ah Hand, again with the kind words. Every week is a brutal one, but as August draws near, they get better and better.
>You would not believe how much this influences my life
>>683159381
That sounds really nice.. You're awesome Senpai!
>Tsuyu
I'm back. Overwatch was not sufficiently distracting.
>>683159434
>Only give kind words because you're a kind fella
I'm sure it will come faster than you expect it to.
>>683159023
My town is pretty good for a walk like that, tons of open space and since I live in the middle of nowhere I can even stay by myself... but I like to hang out with normies sometimes too.
>We can still chat here
I know, you're sticking with me! So what do you think of this thread... since its such an improbable community to surge here.
>>683158737
>I love you too <3
I'll probably leave after claiming next thread. Have things to do tomorrow morning...
>>683159117
>Guess I'm not on my best legs today
Made me chuckle and that wasn't even meant for me kek
>>683159631
/waifu/'s pull is too strong.
Welcome back~
>>683158507
I'm fine, just a little tired, only got like 2 hours sleep. But I'll be good.
You have plans for today?
>>683158604
Woah, now I'm interested.
>>683158737
Thats good!
I'm happy you're pretty good. Awesome.
>>683159381
>orange farmer
aylmao
>>683158078
My grandma always had this electronic keyboard whenever I used to go to her house but I never liked it very much. I've never actually been interested in music until about a year or two ago :/
I've never been able to read music or anything which sucks
On the topic of instruments though I'd really like to learn to play the bass and the drums
>>683159884
Assuming you played t/d I could get you to change that filename into something for some time or something like that.
>>683159381
Can i give you head?
>>683159776
Kek, glad I could make ya chuckle, adorable.
>She's on her best legs in general
>>683159884
Really should be getting more sleep, that's not good for you.
Plans? I'm on 4chan on a Saturday, so no. Heh. Thanks for asking though.
>>683159117
Nothing at all, the usual.
>>683159776
That's okay.
>I'll miss you!
>>683159884
How are you doing?
>>683159381
Damn straight. Why do you think Im here?
>>683159434
Superiority does that
>>683159776
>>683160145
>>683159135
>>683158729
>>683157672
I did all of these
I save your guy's waifus
>>683159747
Sounds like a nice place to live, but also maybe not. I do enjoy the hustle and bustle of big cities.. But if you like where you live then that's all that matters!
I'm sticking with you~
I like the thread, it's nice but I haven't gotten around to talking to many people. I still lurk and wait for your lovely face to show up.
>Waifuless
>>683160295
Ahhh, alright. Just keep on being beautiful.
>>683160582
Neat.
>>683159717
>Hand is genuinely nice
>Won't stop complimenting me
>The strongest pillar of /waifu/
Anyway, you listening to anything right now?
>>683160582
You didn't do my post Tats!
>>683160218
>glad I could make ya chuckle, adorable.
You are one of the reasons why I'm here forever. Can't find many people like you.
>She's on her best legs in general
Agreed!
>>683160295
>I'm not gone yet and I miss you already
>>683160773
>Hand is genuinely nice
>Won't stop complimenting me
>The strongest pillar of /waifu/
Can confirm
>>683160139
Heh, you really would use a t/d opportunity to change a filename?
>>683160218
Yeah.. I know, ah, sorry.
>4chan on a Saturday
Ay, Sunday for me because I'm a time travelling Aussie.
>>683160295
Me? I'm fine
Thanks for asking, really, thanks Galko.
>>683160582
I do too. They just also have beards.
>Shizuru
Anyone else playing the Overwatch beta? I thought I'd hate it but it's actually pretty fun. A change up from the same old battlefield/cod shit
>>683160773
Just listening to Halo's OST as usual.
>I have an addiction
>>683161080
Glad that you enjoy being here, buddy.
>>683161131
How's Australia anyway, spiders of the night eat you yet?
>Get that beauty sleep, adorable.
>For you know who
>>683160711
I'll try. You should try and do the same.
>>683161080
That's really cute...
> <3
>>683161131
No problem, it's nice to hear you're alright.
