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Girlfriend beside me, what do?
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>>683146885
too soon
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Eat her shit.
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Get us tits op
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Find a large cucumber and shove it in her ass and take a pic and post it on here
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Say its comming, suddenly start screaming and then leave the room, go in the bathroom get naked and let the sink run, then if se asks what is comming and she will be worried, open the door and say, get to the chopper, and start doing helicpoter!
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>>683146885
Cum in her nostrils
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Show her pussy
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>>683146885
record u fucking her
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>>683147526
This!
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>>683147611
>>683146885
Dubs, gotta do it OP
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Sorry guys, she's sleeping face down
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fug er
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>>683146885
Shove something in her ass
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>>683147977
Dub dubs don't lie!
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Impregnate her.
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>>683148210
There ya go, even easier access for

>>683148296
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>>683148210
Whisper in her ear

Loosey goosey dat pussy juicy
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>>683147526
This
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Flash her cunt
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>>683148210
show panti3s
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>>683148210
oh my fuckig god why are the ops of these threads always so fucking stupid and such giant faggots
fuck this shit
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Shoot a snot rocket on to her asshole.
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>>683147526
This!
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go outside, pick some flowers, bring them to her, if they have enough strength, shove them up her ass. record it.
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>>683148449
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Show pussy from the back
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Oh shit, this is good. Show her nipple
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you are a gentleman, and a scholar

I believe.
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wait you guys know its a fucking sex toy right
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>>683148866
Gr8 OP m8

If you can get away with pulling her pants like that, you could go a layer deeper. show bare ass at least
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>>683148866
Cum on Thumper
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Put your dick between her ass cheeks
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>>683146885
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>683147526
This
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I'm actually triggered at the autism in this thread
everyone who thinks this is real please kys
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>>683149438
It's more fun when you believe, you pessimistic faggot.
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Quads and you marry her right then and there
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>>683149438
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Pull panties to one side
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>>683149831
Take her shorts and panties off completely
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Wake up
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All of this is boring 4chan shit. Make it more interesting something funny, not something random ppl can fap to!
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>>683150241
She's out cold
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>>683149831
lets see her pussy right?
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>>683150496
Take her shorts and panties off then put your dick between her ass cheeks
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film you taking advantage of her
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stab that stupid cunt in the face and fuck her best friend.
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>>683150496
Strip her from the waist down and Fuck her
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>>683150496
SHOW ASS SPREAD WIDE !!!!!!
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>>683146885
Flickr her in the throat
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This could be fun thread please dont ruin it by taking pics of her vagina. Shes your girlfriend, and trust me, no girl likes to be photographed mid her sleep in genital area!
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>>683147526
this!
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>>683150496
Grab her balls!!
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Show pussy
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>>683146885
Dont do anything.
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>>683147526
>>683147917
>>683148443
>>683148640
>>683149389
This is a samefag.
I can tell because all 4 posts say the same exact thing. Also, the first reply is "This" with no exclamation point. Anon samefagged again, but couldn't post the exact same comment that soon, so he added the exclamation point. After the third samefag, enough time had passed for him to be able to post just 'This' again, no exclamation point...
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>>683150956
Why the fuck would he do that?
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>>683150822
Followed by a punch in the neck?
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These threads are cancer.
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>>683151036
Wait, oops. The first reply is "This!" and then the second is "This", the third is "This!", the fourth is "This", and then "this!"
How old are you?
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>>683150859
Don't mind mildy lewd stuff
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>>683151036
Actually i didnt do that, i just learnt how to answer to specific things.
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Seek to kitchen and make her lunch. Surprise when she wake up.
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Make her a sandwich
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Give her a wedgie.
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>>683151265
Lmao she's not asleep

fuck u OP
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>>683151265
Show her ass
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>>683150859
lol fuck off you fucking white knight
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>>683151274
No, it was so very obviously a samefag. Grow up.
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Pop one of her zits.

Fuck why does it feel good to do that?
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Put a pickle between them cheeks
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>>683151326
Ye! Be a good bf!
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>>683151265
show feet
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Pictures of her feet plox
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face
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>>683150859
Kek
Genital area
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>>683151505
my ex used to pop all the zits on my butt. fuck I kinda miss that. she was 17 and a red head. kinda like OP's girl.
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>>683151573
KYS foot fag
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let her sleep
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is it alive ?
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>>683149803
Roll
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Bottle in the pussy
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>>683151573
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>>683146885
put an apple on her but and throw another apple at it
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Feet
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>>683151823
hope not
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Were gonna need some pussy b0ss.
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>>683146885
show us her soles!!!
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>>683151479
I can give you my word that i didnt typed this never on this site, i am absolute newfag and i didnt know til know how you can answer posts. I dont care if you dont believe i just didnt do that! :D
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>>683151687
True love left hey?
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>>683146885
Cover her with a blanket, hug her, give her a kiss and love her til the end of your days.
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>>683151881
Do this?
>>683151367
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>>683151713
why would i kill myself for having a completely normal fetish? is that why? am i too normal for you?
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Ass
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Pull her shorts half down
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Face?
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>>683151881
Tickle her toes.
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girl confirmed murdered by OP
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bumhole
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I had this shit going in the right direction with a pic of panties and now she has a Wii fit and nerd shit on her back.

Fucking autists.
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>>683151881
Show ass
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>>683152045

>obsessed with the appendage used for balancing and walking in an upright position

enjoy your mental illness
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Her names Amber
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>>683152045
Literally the current year and you think that is a normal fetish.

Faggot.
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>>683152222
Do as quads says
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>>683152208

kys
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>>683152222
This. Show bare ass pl0x op
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pull up those shorts a little bit more and cum on her thighs. Please anon, it's my fetish.
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>>683151881
more soles please PLZ
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>>683152253
>obsessed with lumps of fat
>obsessed with inverted penises

faggot
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>>683152222
Quads! He's gotta' do it...
>>683152253
>obsessed with people who are obsessed with the appendage used for balancing and walking in an upright position
Leave footfags alone, you double autist.
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>>683152157
Why do people keep posting this shit?
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>>683152222
Quads demand it.
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>>683152222
this
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>>683151456
Man i aint no white knight, but why would i like to see a randoms girls vagina if i can just look at fucking porn? And eaven if i would want to i can look like into every 3rd post on /b so fuck off and dont spoil fun for somebody who is not a 12 horny fag.
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>>683152253
kys
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>>683146885
Get out bicycle pump, inflate that shit!
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In case you haven't noticed, this is fake.
The filename of the first few images posted by OP have a timestamp. The rest of them don't, most likely because OP forgot.
OP is fag confirmed
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>>683152360
It's his fetish, OP. He said please, how adorable. Just do it.
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>>683152448
[*]
i agree
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>>683152655
Thanks bruh!
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>>683152222
Quads say do it!
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I like your gf, can I have her?
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>>683152360
>>683152222
>>683152095
>>683151367
All four of these could be accomplished at the same time, OP.
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>>683152222
Must do what quads says
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The entire date is photoshopped.
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>>683153091
What the fuck am I looking at and what does it prove?
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>>683153091
Explain the feet!
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>>683152208
your the fucking autist for having these things faggot
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>>683149831


WTF does it mean " 91 - so - L " ???
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>>683153181
Bright white suggests photoshopped pixels that don't mesh together, like a regular photo.
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>>683153181
it looks fancy alright tosspot
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>>683153091
your PS detective work is pretty fucking awful
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>>683152222
Is there no common decency any more? Must obey quads.
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>>683153091
how do you do that ?
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>>683150496

if she farts, that robot will fly like Marty McFly
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>>683151920
>>683151823
same
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rollerino for pusserino
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>>683153331
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>>683150912

this.

>inb4: she shouldn't be a trap
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>>683153275
explenation: he also had feet pictures of this girl
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>>683153454
[^]
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>>683153454
"that robot"
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>>683153454
hahaha kek XD that was really lol and quirky Anon!!!!!! :^)
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kkekeke
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>>683149831
>That shadow
GTFO OP
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cmon baby gimme the trips
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>>683152980
Best I could get, she's shifting about
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>>683153549
Why would he?
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>>683153091
EXPOSED.
GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY
PHOTOSHOP CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS
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>>683153703
nice
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>>683153703
all nonbelievers just got shit on
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>>683153703
Ahh, thanks, OP.
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>>683153854
Rekt!
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>>683153703
Cum on her
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>>683153703
"shes shifting about"
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>>683153703
Simply slide her short...
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Just gently slide her shorts and panties off
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>>683153703
She's shifting cuz you gave her a fucking wedgie you dumbass. Just cum in her hair already.
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>>683154030
"best I could get"
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>>683154093
","
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>>683154071
I'd just appreciate short, it'd be enough for me.
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Lick her pussy
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I see a phone. Look for anything interesting on it and show us.
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Put her clothes on you and yours on her
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>>683154091
Actually, OP should pull her panties even deeper into her ass. Wedgies are sexy, and it would piss you the fuck off, wouldn't it?
>>683154061
Yeah.
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>>683153976
>>683154091
What they said. Cum on her already
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>>683153703
>she doesn't wake up
how is that even possible
did u drug her OP, did you ?
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>>683153703
show armpits
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stick her panties in her mouth
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Why the fok would he fucking let 12 year old lonely fags masturbate over his fucking girlfriend? U serious mate? Just wake the fuck up, go to a shitpost bout lonely grills finding 12 years old to fuck (pedoposts) and masturbate on that, you little shitheads
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more pics or i prune this thread
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>>683152016
kys
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>>683154573
Fuck off nigger
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>>683154510
And tickle them.
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Slide her short.
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Show her fucking tits or gtfo. Tired of all these newfags around here
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>>683154673
12 year old ?
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Pay her and shove her out the door.
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>>683152385
>>683152388
>>683152483
Samefagging hard
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>>683154865
Also, tug on her nipples.
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>>683154655
Do you think i would be an hero, fuck off this comment is absolutly useless same as your dick for girls!
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Fuck her
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>>683154271
She's a brony tho...
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>>683154867

MODS
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>>683155031
Boooooooooooring
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>>683155065
are female fans called bronys ?
arent they smart enough to come up w/ a female name...
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>>683155065
abandon thread everyone
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>>683155065

WTFag
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>>683155065
Cum on her damnit
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>>683154969
>these 3 posts disagree with me
>there's no way there would be 3 whole people that would think I'm faggot, it must be only 1 butthurt loser!!!!!!!
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>>683154998
can't tell if your retarded, or bait.
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>>683155232
it's pegasister
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>>683155065
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>>683155323
i didnt want to know, but thanks
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>>683155065
Change her phone background to the same picture, but mirroed.
See if she notices.
>>683155398
>inb4 samefagging
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>>683155275
>not proving samefag
the gig's up, nice try, samefag
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>>683155292
Cant tell if your 12 years old or 11 years old!
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>>683155065
"She"
"brony"

That doesn't add up, man.
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fap and cum on her ass
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>>683155487

MODS
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>>683155476
Can't get in because the S6 has a finger recognition based system :(
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>>683155487
>using this many exaltation marks
>this terrible of insults
you're on the spectrum, kid.
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>>683155581
Same lame fucking shit!
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>>683155477
If I took a screenshot and posted it you would just say, "hurr durr nice paint skills anon' but fine.
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>>683146885
God damn it
Do something interesting, nigger
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>>683155616
use her finger u moron
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>>683155616
take her finger and open it
how hard is that
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rape her
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>>683155616
Simply put her finger on it
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>>683155727
Moron? You're the one that saved a thumbnail, nigger.
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>>683155662
>nice paint skills
nice paint skills
take a screenshot, faggot
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Cum on her phone
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rape her. What else
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>>683155819
better friend?
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>>683155824
I just did, you fucking autist. I can't prove that it wasn't a samefag, can I? Do not reply to me again.
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>>683155616
>>683155727
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>>683155882
I second this
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>>683155971
Yes, saved.
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cock on head
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>>683153703
She's awake you idiot, we could tell in last picture. No one fucking sleeps on their chin like that
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>>683155808
Kek, it's done.
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>>683155977
>do not reply to me again
not even screenshot, post whole screenshot, newfriend
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>>683156130
wrong pic?
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>>683156130
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>>683156046
Give us a dick slap
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>>683156130
Any nudes on it?
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>>683156130
nice
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>>683154673
I will not fuck off!
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>>683156160
Why the fuck do you care? Fine, entire screenshot. Doesn't prove anything extra, but you're probably just looking for some miniscule detail to point out, like, "Hahaha you post on /a/ faggot?!!"
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>>683156470
Nah, nothing really... It's a new phone
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show us something good before it 404s
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>>683156546
haha you post on /co/

faggot
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>>683156611
listen to dubdubs here
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>>683156546
>me not even bringing up anime
>thay insecurity tho
we get it, you anime
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>>683156611
^^
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>>683156383
Opie <3
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>>683156546
Nice page source edit, fag.
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>>683156546
>Goes on /a/
>listens to smashmouth

faggot confirmed
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>>683148437
Underrated post
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For the love of God cum inside her panties and let the cum dry as I masturbate thinking about it.
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>>683156851
And, what is wrong with Smash Mouth, you fucking nigger?
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get a quick puss shot mate, come on
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unlock da phone
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>>683156611
Like what? A fucking fap material? nah i am good, dont wonna ruin something funny!
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>>683156983
this guy
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do sumthing
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>>683147526
Rolling Trips for this.
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>>683156734
>>683156768
:3
:D
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>>683154091
this
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>>683156983
it's a meme you dip
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>>683157038
Didn't even answer my question?
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>>683157016
i bet thats your sister you're too much of a fag to have a gf
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>>683156932
And stay virgin forever!
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>>683153703
give her a front wedgie
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>>683156999
do as trips says
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>>683157187
Thank you! This.
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>>683156666
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>>683146885
kill yourself
trips for it
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OP is a fag abandon the thread
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>>683157180
I'm happily married faggot. I'm a cuck though.
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>>683157129
this
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why did you do wedgie? that's unsexy
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This is just a really expensive sex doll you fucking savages
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For the anon who wanted cum on thigh
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>>683155065
That's hotter, bet she goes on EQD, derpibooru, MLP forums and whatnot.
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>>683156983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
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>>683157571
Deahueahyue
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>>683157483
No, it really isn't.
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>>683157571
hot
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>>683153091
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>>683157589
She reads some clopfics, I know that much.
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>>683157571
same view but lift up shorts & underwear?
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>>683157571
thats liquid soap
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