Say its comming, suddenly start screaming and then leave the room, go in the bathroom get naked and let the sink run, then if se asks what is comming and she will be worried, open the door and say, get to the chopper, and start doing helicpoter!
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
This is a samefag.
I can tell because all 4 posts say the same exact thing. Also, the first reply is "This" with no exclamation point. Anon samefagged again, but couldn't post the exact same comment that soon, so he added the exclamation point. After the third samefag, enough time had passed for him to be able to post just 'This' again, no exclamation point...
Don't mind mildy lewd stuff
I can give you my word that i didnt typed this never on this site, i am absolute newfag and i didnt know til know how you can answer posts. I dont care if you dont believe i just didnt do that! :D
Quads! He's gotta' do it...
>obsessed with people who are obsessed with the appendage used for balancing and walking in an upright position
Leave footfags alone, you double autist.
Why do people keep posting this shit?
Man i aint no white knight, but why would i like to see a randoms girls vagina if i can just look at fucking porn? And eaven if i would want to i can look like into every 3rd post on /b so fuck off and dont spoil fun for somebody who is not a 12 horny fag.
Best I could get, she's shifting about
Why the fok would he fucking let 12 year old lonely fags masturbate over his fucking girlfriend? U serious mate? Just wake the fuck up, go to a shitpost bout lonely grills finding 12 years old to fuck (pedoposts) and masturbate on that, you little shitheads
more pics or i prune this thread
She's a brony tho...
If I took a screenshot and posted it you would just say, "hurr durr nice paint skills anon' but fine.
Why the fuck do you care? Fine, entire screenshot. Doesn't prove anything extra, but you're probably just looking for some miniscule detail to point out, like, "Hahaha you post on /a/ faggot?!!"
This is just a really expensive sex doll you fucking savages
For the anon who wanted cum on thigh