YLYL, Banana's welcome edition
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YLYL, Banana's welcome edition
>>683146830
>Your name is "Dan"
>>683146830
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>bananas welcome
>no bananas
we've found the solution, mates.
>>683149435
Kiwi
Lemon
Lime
Honey dew melon
Broccoli
Lettuce
Onion
>>683150299
higher res
>>683149923
I don't get it can someone explain.
>inb4 it's not funny if have to be explained
>>683148867
Thats a lot of single fathers who have lost their wives and now need to know how to dress their little princesses
>>683155440
kek
>>683147481
>file name
Lost
>>683151228
is this pasta
why is this pasta
>>683154516
She's a sand nigger but got sent to Mexico
>>683146830
I was there, it was a good thread. Wonder what happened next
>>683156163
404
>>683147001
is this a cringe thread?
>>683156098
it's not pasta, it's some retard spamming every thread. them tits tho
>>683155366
Gave me quite the chuckle
hoho
>>683157362
>>683156600
Kek
>>683156117
I must have, I got it now.. I guess she just looked mexican to me I thought they wore that kind of get up there too.
>>683158183
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD BEANS LAST NIGHT!! DEAR GOD, SAVE US!!
>>683158830
>/r9k/ tries out tinder.bmp
>>683159216
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted..
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand
>>683146830
I remember this thread. I recommended lots of Carl Schmitt. Because the land whale probably won't know who it is.
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/
>>683159891
Are you retarded?
>>683159730
False dichotomy.
>>683160041
Look, I've been keeping this thread alive. I only have so much that isn't at least a little cancerous.
>>683160245
>actually saved it.
That's not an valid reasoning.
Now, are you disabled mentally? Because most 12 year olds don't even that amuseing.
>>683147481
She looks at the hammer like what the fuck did ya do
>>683148867
that's cringe material
>>683159685
>>683159301
good thread
>>683153925
fuck you I just tortured my eyes reading this in small
>>683160769
I'm sorry that something about that tickled me. Shall I post the other 20 of those memes I have?
>>683146967
you posted a fucking png you idiot
>>683160245
>>683161111
I think that's the joke anon
>>683161150
>>683161079
You know the banana does it for a reason.
>>683160795
>>683161158
why is that funny. seems like a nice bloke
>>683161111
Witnessed
>>683161494
cuz he hid his daughter in his cellar and raped her for like 20 years, also had multiple children with her that he also raped
I'm just going to start dumping from my Best of 4chan folder. I've never gone all the way through it, I just ripped a thread, so this shit is blind.
>>683158379
KEK
>>683161411
thx anon
>>683161854
Bad Start
>>683157158
true, although the other one ive seen floating round with that spam made me vomit
>>683161767
According to who? Source?
>>683148065
>>683157461
n o p e
>>683156774
That's sad.
>>683161998
google fritzl
>>683161942
It's supposed to be oil newfag
>>683159730
THIS.
>>683157145
kek
>>683162379
>>683162517
>>683148065
rly into brushin teeth
>>683162753
>>683162818
That's amazing, anon
>>683159891
lost
>>683158648
fucking kek
>>683163146
>>683155366
I fucking hate Scyther. My favourite from all generations combined has to be Scyther
>>683158438
Leave, immediately.
Did someone order a banana thread?
>>683158704
>>683157948
metal gear neo
>>683158574
lost hard
>>683154955
son, do you expect ANYONE to read that goddamn wall of ant text?
>>683163519
IT'S YLYL ! NOT FUCKING DEPRESSIVE SHIT !
>>683158379
daniel is that you
>>683155440
I loled.
Under rated post. +1
>>683164565
>>683157251
Kek
>>683146967
I don't get it? Someone explain?
Does anyone have the one of the weightlifter claiming that he's better than everyone on /b/, followed by a picture of a dog shitting on his grave?
>>683155078
lost
>>683165327
>>683165541
Aight, fags, I'm gone. Y'all nigs best start posting.
>>683155129
i never got this one, someone care to explain?
>>683166028
Beyblades were these fucking toys from the mid 2000s. They were tops that you spun up using a rip cord. Therefore, the slogan was let it rip.
>>683164345
You should, holy shit my sides
>>683157145
the black dude seems like he'd be cool to chill with. hope he found a tina
>>683151145
Why is this on every YLYL thread?
>>683162379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM
>>683148274
Living the dream, that man
>>683155207
Fucking lost
>>683166381
ah ok, i understand now
Hey mind if you guys humour this idea for a second please? Thank you, and how about a YLYL stand up edition? Anons tell their most funniest jokes or funniest stories that they had and everyone gets kek's. It's a great opportunity to show off your humour, thoughts?
>>683165905
care to explain?
>>683163227
man...
>>683161111
nice quads but thats the joke faggot
>>683153743
You forgot beans
>>683154570
nice meme faggot
>>683161567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EB8qvdPj50
>>683157803
idk why people think this samefag is funny
>>683162138
Kekd at end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FOflVEmeCY
god mode
>>683159655
No one likes you
>>683159782
lost hard
>>683162517
>>683162650
>>683163090
>>683163452
>>683163519
>>683165210
If you're going to post shit, make sure everyone can see it. You fucking retards
>>683148867
this proves theres no god.
