Occam's Razor conclusively shows that there is a creator. So why do you still cling to the ridiculously improbable THEORY of evolution?
>>683138313
What is dis razor?
>>683138313
Do they pay you for this?
>>683138313
since your brain seems too simple to understand it here's an image that may help you
and remember kids, don't forget to sage
Why does this faggoty thread keep getting posted?
>>683138313
hello autism thread
>>683138313
No it doesn't actually
>>683138313
Parsimony does not work on procedurally complex problems, only recursively simple problems that are reducably complex.
The problem isn't Occam's Razor but your understanding of when it is contextually relevant.
If you ask the wrong question, of course you're going to get the wrong answer.
Agnostism is the only intelligent way to live.
>>683138665
this thread is a shitpost fgt
>>683138761
because people keep responding
>>683138313
>The simplest explanation is usually the correct one
You're a retarded, closed minded faggot. That's as simple as it gets.
>this thread again
>>683139642
Sometimes it's just too much fun to take the bait.
>>683138313
is that the same razor you cut youirself with?
also why the fuck do you post this thread all the time?
If a universe exists with occams razor
And a universe exists without occams razor
The simpler one has less components right?
Occams razor is an extra component and should just slit its wrists
It's obvious that the OP is an atheist.
He makes these threads to cause atheists to rage and Christians to be disparaged.
So, why do atheists respond to this daily bait?
Take your pick:
1. They are young and want validation for their views.
2. They are insecure and want validation for their views.
3. They are too stupid to realize it's a troll and shit-tier bait.
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>>683142339
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>>683142238
Stupidly bumping the thread and keeping it alive every time you do it.
Fucking autistic idiot.
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>>683138313
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING GIRL?????????? I AM SO SICK OF SEEING HER FUCKING OBNOXIOUS FACE ON THIS SITE AND WHY IS SHE ALWAYS IN THESE GAY "HURR DURR HEY GUISE I HAVE A GEWD IDEA LETS ARGUE ABOUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE LIKE RELIGION FOR THE 10,000,000TH TIME EVEN THOUGH EVERY BODY SAYS THE EXACT SMAE FUCKING THINGS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME BECAUSE WE R SO SART HURRRRDEDURRRRR GUISE" RETARD CIRCLE JERK THREADS??????????????????
>>683144306
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION YOU FAGGOMATICS
Why is she crying? She must be really fucking butthurt lel
>>683138538
it's occam's
>>683144306
She's the Childlike Empress from The Neverending Story
Fact: Atheists can't prove that God doesn't exist and Christians can't prove he does. Stop arguing with each other and enjoy your blissful ignorance.
>>683138313
Occam's Razor can't prove anything. It's just a helpful guiding principle
>>683145324
well what the fucxl does that have to do with these shitfucking threads?
>>683138313
God initiated evolution faggot
/thread/
If there is a god, why did he make me Atheist?
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>>683147144
Common misconception. Occam's Razor doesn't reverse the Copernican principle, you can't reason that an argument is simpler because it's simpler from your point of view or even just a human point of view. It's easier to conceive of a conscious cause for everything because human brains are naturally essentialistic, like if you ask a child what a chair is for they'll say "for sitting" but if you ask what a rock is for they'll say "for being heavy" even though the rock has no designed purpose and is just a rock.
In reality god is a vastly more complicated proposition full of unanswered questions which are sidestepped with spiritual jargon and more essentialism. Boiled down your proposal is that the universe is "alive" despite all evidence to the contrary and is actually incredibly wishy-washy pussy ass shit.
>>683147270
You are god in the flesh. Everything is "god"
>>683139084
Like an agnostic lifeguard who isn't sure he'll rescue the drowning child?
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>>683138313
philosofag here, hold the fuck up
OP, I challenge you or anyone else to
1) explain what Ockham's Razor actually says
2) explain why it's a justified metatheoretical principle
>>683138313
obviously i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>683138313
>Occam's Razor
>conclusively
Look, I'm a fan of the odd "Neverending Story" girl crying and the thread being about atheism being a lie and all, but when you put that little effort into starting it, I am not at all motivated to even pretend the thread isn't bait to begin with
step it up
>>683138313
>parsimony
>conclusive
i dont think you understand occam's razor
>>683139084
>Agnostism is the only intelligent way to live.
>Agnostism
>intelligent
>>683139084
>>683149087
both of you define agnosticism right now
>>683139084
Agnostic just means you're playing it safe by saying there COULD be a god so either way you're good. Fucking bullshit really.
>>683148559
Real and functional, however it's NP.
http://lesswrong.com/lw/dhg/an_intuitive_explanation_of_solomonoff_induction/
>>683140891
Shieet Ive been lokibg for this inage for ages!
>>683149504
>>683149488
What if i just don't care
>>683138313
the day you kill yourself dumb fuck boy bitch happy even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>683138577
>>683138844
>>683141144
>>683141222
>>683141377
>>683141555
>>683146533
>>683146922
>>683147144
>>683147366
>>683147677
I can't believe how many gets you people are wasting on the dumbest bait on the board. Seriously, "My name is John and I hate every last one of you" is more intelligent bait than this bullshit, stop responding. It's a 12-year-old who just heard of atheism and now wants to prove to everyone how right it is by making Christians look like retards.
tl;dr: Checked and go fuck yourselves.
>>683149277
Whether God exists or not can't be proven until we die. Therefore, I neither worship nor deny Him/Her/Them/Us/Me/Whatever pronoun God warrants.
Until I do find out, I might as well have fun with it.
There's your definition.
>>683149980
>>683147770
the drowning child thats not anywhere in sight? faggot
>>683150633
My favorite depiction of God is from SouthPark. How about the rest of you?
>>683138313
>>683151004
The binary energy being from Futurama
>>683151221
i hope you're saging
>>683151004
Alanis from Dogma. I'd like to think of God as someone I would pity fuck.
This was supposed to be an atheist thread abolishing religion...
>>683138313
>creator
>implying it's anything but some normal process of the universe itself
>>683151004
From the Battle Pope comic; God is hardcore in that one. Very underrated comic series. The story arc where he finally marries the virgin Mary is hilarious and epic.
>>683151521
"Atheists" touting their transcendence as a badge of honor are just as annoying as any religious fag spouting out their own convictions
>>683149648
Then you're an atheist.
>>683151828
Long live scientific study based on fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4prBWqOGdM
>>683151205
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all....
>>683151521
>>683151748
>>683151828
you're posting in a troll thread, probably automated at this point. or SUPER autism man's behind it.
sage
>>683144306
Why can't autists DEFINE autism?
>>683146686
Because this is the never ending shitpost
>>683152150
>>683138313
Okay in all seriousness. Riddle me this... How is it that prophecies were fulfilled in books such as the bible? I mean I understand that shit in Revelation is super abstract and symbolic whatever...But can someone elaborate on how prophecy is fulfilled in the New Testament?
>>683149980
Check my dubs bro
>>683138313
It's actually the law of evolution now. When theories have been conclusively proven on multiple levels they become laws. Like the law of gravity or the law of conservation of energy.
>>683138313
what movie is this from?
>>683138313
>>683154788
Neverending Story; awesome 80s fantasy movie meant for families but dark as fuck
>>683142570
That's the point op. Fuck you and your shit.
>>683149980
U mad OP?
>>683151340
OP will make a new thread if you do. Sageing makes it harder on us.
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will leave behind,
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beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
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midnight has come,
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