non-porn webms
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
non-porn webms
Because i live in poland
>>683137035
How can you get this fat, srsly?
Wonder how much is stock in this mini.
I wonder what he's on. PCP?
>>683137327
This is bullshit! The ammo line-up is much longer than the clip.
>>683137323
XD I was expecting the rifle to land on his face too
>>683139143
Wait for the end.
>>683136917
this was nice.
>>683137525
I don´t get it
>>683138501
I's an F-35 faggot
>>683138964
Story?????
>>683139676
F-35 B. The A and C variants can't fly
>>683138650
hope youre not serious
>>683138650
Well ammo doesn't stack directly on top of each other when you load it into a magazine. They're offset, almost double stacked wide.
>>683138650
it's a staggered stack, not straight; the bullets follow a kind of zig-zag pattern inside the magazine, unlike in the loader-thingie where they're straight in a line
>>683140141
80% chance it's bait
>>683138836
how did she (it) get inside in the first place? is the entrance-door that much wider?
>>683138650
Low quality bait. European here and I don't even fall for this crap.
>>683136917
fucking doggos held me in suspense the whole time
>>683139258
what are they doing?
The loader pushes the bullets into the clip and in doing so they "cram" (zig-zag) inside the clip, so that's why line-up longer than clip
>>683140854
Sharpening their axes obviously
>>683140983
what a waste of life
>>683138220
Lel faget correct your file name.
>>683140670
>>683138011
Who Is on PCP?
>>683137035
SHE'S SO FUCKING LAZY THAT SHE CAN'T PUSH HER OWN WHEELCHAIR
>>683141455
>>683139258
russia
>>683141955
Now I see anon
>>683140129
Would be pretty shit jets if they couldn't fly dipshit.
>>683143242
That's what friendship is about
>>683143823
Wtf story
>>683143582
I like this guy.
>>683139143
"XD"
>>683144612
Why do black bitches always rip their clothes off when they fight? Does being a naked ape fighting feel more natural to them?
>>683140362
I thought this only happened in cartoons
>>683142492
what the fuck
>>683141323
Oh god she looks like a human zit popping.
>>683138264
THATS A MAN
>>683142222
check'd
>>683144294
This is some thing like 4 years ago Teenies did. I cant really remember how to do it but you kinda tried takiing Long deep breaths and then hold it and the second person would hold you just like in the video and you pass out. You might die from it tho
>>683138650
>clip
Fuck you
>>683145340
that one is awesome.
>>683138650
>>683144294
if i remember right it was something like.. breathing really fast and then those guys pushed on your chest really hard, or during breathing. Anyway they passed out.
>>683144745
exactly
>>683138650
pehaps they stack side by side
>>683138650
so much bait taken, nice one shitlords
>>683140674
And no guns were needed
>>683142222
what is dis...
>>683142492
Dude......What the fuck man....Im starting to side with Russia
>>683146060
Storie?
>>683141784
>>683146060
Is it mandatory for US cops to be grossly overweight and have that asshole buzzcut hairdo?
>>683145340
Did he knock some teeth outta that nigger?
>>683145783
open clip on the left
closed clip on the right
>>683140113
Sauce for this?
![start_jarv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/myZXZ1q.jpg "start_jarv[1].jpg")
>>683136917
if this was 1 swedish järv (gulo gulo)
then these 3 wolfes would all have been rekt beyond recognition
>>683148906
That's white dude dancing, but it's cute on her somehow. Kinda surprised she didn't break out into the Charleston.
>>683137525
By using motors to move you forward, like the webm clearly shows.
>>683149025
BBC.co.uk
>>683137797
That's what you get for driving a modern mini faggot.
>>683149781
Whatever this is from... looks like a gay movie.... although its probably an even gayer TV show.
![dog-biting-a-man[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KubNYZe.jpg "dog-biting-a-man[1].jpg")
>>683139375
I always wanted to fight a dog. Wonder how that would feel. like to the death, would you win that fight? what technique would you use?
>>683137797
>>683137797
nothing is stock, i work at a mini cooper dealer and that model in particular is a heavy piece of shit with a motor that is hardly able to move the fucking hunk of metal body
>>683149691
Fuck ur nigger jungle so called dancing. The girl is cute and her dancing is great. Get the fuck back to africa and let us be.
>>683150053
Let him chew on your arm and stab him with something
>>683138650
Retards, of course they stack side by side INSIDE the mag, they align themselves after they enter retards.
>>683136917
i like to think the first otter was the second's bitch (or mate) and he was like "run babe ill takes these cunts" kekek i cri evrytiem
>>683140362
shiiiieeet Rekt, is he alive or what
>>683150482
10/10
Hil-fucking-arious. If these kids were mine, id be so proud lol
>>683143582
Exactly
>>683140362
Orange jacket is wearing a jew hat
>>683140362
PROMETHEUS SCHOOL OF RUNNING AWAY FROM THINGS VALEDICTORIAN!
>>683144958
welcome to rural Vermont
>>683144958
cheap shot. was over from the start
Making webs is for pussyes
>>683150053
grab them by the head
their strongest defense is their bite
isolate the head, choke them out or snap their neck or even just break their jaw by grabbing the lower jaw and jerking it to the side
they will stop fighting you if you can break their jaw.. or you know kill them
good luck grabbing their head without getting bit
>>683149358
I dont get it, seems like an average day
>>683136433
dude i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>683148548
Fucking hell that was brutal
Lost it when the bear started shitting tho
>>683140010
>: blowing off steam at work
he blow off steam at work the got hit with bucket
>>683151813
sauce please
>>683150038
it was from a superman movie
>>683140050
me and my gf fucking cried laughing over this lost hard
>>683148240
Officially, no, but neither is the gay sex in the showers, but you better just accept it.
>>683152136
Can I pleaase get the name of that actress? Thanks.
>>683150205
why are all female hearthstone streamers so cancerous
>>683152308
filename
>>683152592
Jessica Alba
>>683149424
True, järvar are fucking mean bastards!
>>683142492
>that one dude in the rainbow shirt who tries to shove his junk in the kids face
fucking degenerates
>>683140674
It's not the police at the start, it was the community officer.
The real Police was the guys with a tazer
>>683152798
thanks
<3
>>683142492
This pissed me off. It really pissed me off.
>>683142492
Is it illegal to save this? I want to trigger people with it.
>>683148811
he used pocket sand
>>683143786
That must've sucked.
>>683153419
Larping gone good.
>>683153446
why the fuck would it be illegal to save it?
>>683152592
>not knowing jessica alba, wtf dude how old r u
>>683148906
YUM YUM
>>683148855
wrong dude
just wrong
i bet youre one of those pussy euros
or just a disgrace to americans
or a faggot canadian
clips go into magazines sometimes
sometimes clips go into the gun straight up
magazines become a part of the gun unlike clips
the important thing to remember is that magazines become a part of the gun and clips dont
YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT
>>683139375
did he take a fucking chair to the forehead at the end?
>>683153827
cos in SOME countries, that's actually class 1 CP Child in little clothing performing lewd actions (as opposed to call 7, which is Child Snuff)
>>683141955
Unexpected ending
>>683154105
icing on the "a dog ripped out my throat" cake
>>683136433
SENPAI
teach me how to make a webm from anywhere on my screen, like the rectangular snipping tool
>>683150697
Dayum... dat ass tho...
>>683154097
they're all clips anyway, I'm a gun scientist
>>683146060
Wasn't this the one where the cop had the wrong guy and got fired?
>>683143606
fucking apes
>>683147536
Guy on bike is speeding.
Cop follows him with blue-red
Biker pulls over (after he sees cop)
Cop plays kung-fu kid and pulls gun
Biker gets 150.000 dollar from cop (by court)
>>683148906
she seems like she would be fun as fuck
she seems like she would be fun to fuck
>>683146368
I know a bunch of these clips - and most were justified. I know cops can be bad, but don't just put a bunch of shit together without context.
and i know you didn't make this, since it's old as shit but it's fucking stupid.
>>683149358
Lost it at the "dog"
>>683153970
I don't watch movies and or TV and im not american so idk
>>683151137
>starts walking towards door before the train stops
whoa i do that too!
>>683143606
O_o
>>683151523
>people who lost so much due to the bets they lost
>>683154661
saved my friend
>>683149470
Or, you know, not your shitty monogamy
>>683144745
exactly
>>683137178
I would murder this bitch. Slowly.
I'd spend thousands of dollars to make my yard a trap door. Once she fell through to my basement, I'd chain her up and starve her, feeding her only grass seeds and vitamins. Then, years later after she was skinny and frail as a concentrated jew, I'd force her to dig her own grave in my lush, green back yard, and I'd bury her alive with mulch, where her grave would become the centerpiece flower display of my yard
>>683148906
Would take out for a nice dinner and listen whilst she tells me anecdotes from her day/10
>>683156646
keke
>>683145642
Thank you. I was about to type the same post.
>>683141323
>>683146520
Did they dieded?
>>683145783
Autism
>>683155601
dude this belongs in a rekt thread
wowzerz
>>683151523
There is no German word for Mercy
>>683140141
>>683140184
>>683140454
>>683145642
>>683150587
This has been posted before, with the exact same caption.
>>683137035
Murica
>>683156417
>1 female
>several males
thats the shittiest version of polygamy
>>683156646
what movie ?
>>683146603
story??
>>683157630
tv series the strain
>>683157705
http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/10/27/video-shows-white-police-officer-slam-black-high-school-student-her-desk
>>683153049
>letting an animal that literally eats rotten carcasses lick your face
>>683138964
uhhhh yeah wtf is this?
>>683152338
Then he's correct
>>683156417
fucking retard
>>683155601
TOP KEK
>>683140010
You can't make this shit up.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/78796562/Man-poured-boiling-water-over-co-worker-because-he-took-half-a-hot-dog-graphic-warning
>>683158268
what is any carnivore?
>>683158812
>letting any carnivore lick your face
that's my point
>>683137525
story?
>>683155601
how does that even happen?
>>683158812
>>683159010
rotting carcass =/= raw meat
you guys are gay retards
>>683159161
stupidity, and forgetting rule 0 of long hair "if anything is moving especially rotating, Tie your hair back, TWICE"
>>683138011
wat? explain.
>>683159430
if you dont understand what happened in the picture then why would we explain it to you?
are you fucking retarded?
>>683157347
KEK
>>683156448
Fucken kek at his phone
>>683140362
Why not just walk towards it so you can actually dodge it lol
>>683144958
That ko was amazing. I have a boner.
>>683160782
In the spur of the moment you don't think straight
>>683159284
Though, Wolfs rarely scavenge, so most of what they eat is raw meat.
>>683150038
retard of the day award-winner
>>683146213
goes for the cheep shot still gets fucking rekt
>>683153049
thats one big cat right there
>>683161560
More alpha then anyone on /b/.
>>683161924
a fresh kill is raw meat
they arent scavengers this is true but they will eat long dead carcass if in dire straights
>>683162378
why are indians/sri lankans/ pakis so fucking dumb?
>>683157100
with that file name I half expected the fox to be getting fucked or something.
>>683148906
she seems like she would fuck as fun
>>683154097
>i bet
there is no wagering at 4chan, Grandpa
https://youtu.be/w-T_kMAeFfk
https://youtu.be/w-T_kMAeFfk
https://youtu.be/w-T_kMAeFfk
https://youtu.be/w-T_kMAeFfk
>>683154466
Use ShareX
>>683155311
>don't just put a bunch of shit together without context
go suck some more cop cock
>>683156560
found the psycho
>>683163676
>White hot
>Fart comes out as black
K
>>683163278
rip old lady
>>683158408
Then he's faggot.
>>683163278
story?
>>683164441
she pinched him on the ass
>>683154661
Fucking Legend
>>683140854
axing the road, are you blind?
>>683140050
stupid little bitch got what she deserved!
>>683143242
They're Russian "Special" forces
>>683165226
cats fucking suck your stupid faggot
>>683143242
those are the guys from the stick drive greentext, aren't they?
>>683143582
that's the idea, genius
>>683165226
thats a great example of how cats are pieces of shit
a dog would just brush off what that girl did and think nothing of it
cats are such cunts
>>683138264
Pls someone post the rest of it
>>683148548
Shits mid fight kek
Literally what i do when i start losing.
>>683136717
cool. did not expect that
>>683142492
what is this gay shit
>>683163121
you just said why.. because they are fucking indian.
>>683142492
stop getting your jimmies rustled. these are his adopted parents, animals do this in nature all the time.
>>683144958
fukn jontron with the chep shot
>>683163510
stupid faggot, i'd beat his ass if she was my sister.
>>683151523
dat filename
>>683138264
same guy?
>>683166935
>>683151523
my penis was as hard as stone that day and watching brazil fans bawl their eyes out made me have big cums
>>683164439
is this shit legit?
>>683141781
i just hate niggers so immensely, it's insane
>>683140983
I'm legit terrified. I was going to eat but I changed my mind.
>>683148906
would still bang
>>683138650
hickok45 proves you wrong.
https://youtu.be/UthXXPkdMtw?t=16m19s
>>683154528
>tfw you will never be a simple animal
>living carefree
>just having fun
>>683150053
Their nose is their weakest point. Punch/kick/stab it hard enough and that son of a bitch will scream in pain.
>>683169454
you're a simple animal IMO tbh fam
>>683151813
this some old shit
>>683137525
wut
>>683138650
magic
>>683159161
>>683159293
You would not believe the amount of girls i have had to instruct on how not to die or scalp themselves in shop class.
There was one that had a really close call with a drill press that could have gone very nasty.
>>683144396
>>683144612
Completely justified
>>683151523
>>683145934
Looks like the Yankees beat the Red Sox...again lol
>>683164203
Story?
>>683143242
I can confirm this is not the Royal Marines, we didn't do this shit when I was there, but the Para's.....
>>683143382
I was a Para, I can confirm this is exactly what we homo's used to get up to.
I am not the bloke from the other post.
>>683144294
Thats how natural selection works
>>683146368
As horrible as this looks taken out of context, you have to realize that cops don't just lose their shit like that on a total whim. It's after multiple lawful requests of a person to change their behavior or attitude OR after that person has already threatened/killed multiple innocent bystanders. If you're dumb enough to resist arrest or run from the cops you deserve what you get.
>>683146603
Freaking love this one. People who don't respect authority belong in the deepest rung of hell.
>>683162049
He's actually genius, because that movie sucked.
>>683171822
Royal marines are homosexuals, you say?
>>683166438
They were laughing at him.
>>683148548
Not Yosemite bears, these are Alaskan grizzlies.
>>683171625
It's fake, you retarded fuck.
>>683148906
That's the teacher.
