Trying to kill myself
Just go jump in front of a train you pussy.
God fuck none of this is working. I'm legit going to just kill myself in my car
Now you have to do it OP. Cause Stone Cold said so!
Cut an artery, hang yourself, drown yourself, find herion or better yet fentanyl + alcohol.
if he does a LIVESTREAM I will laugh my fucking ass off
>go to Syria or Iraq
>join the Kurds
>If you die it won't be a problem because you want to die anyway
You aren't trying to kill yourself. Cutting your wrist makes you feel better for a few minutes. I've worked with several adolescents who cut themselves and none of them were anywhere close to suicidal. OP is either a troll or just a really dumb person going to /b/ for some attention.
today i finished reading final exit by humphrey
exit bags are the most recommended suicide method.assuming you can't get a physician to assist you
but if you are interrupted before dying, you'll end up with some serious brain damage
Okay you fucking assholes how the fuck do I do it, I have a car and no garage
Carotid artery in the neck is more vital than any artery to your periphery you moron.
Yeah man, they are pretty sick.
Wait for a storm to cum, the go out side near a tree or even hold up a metal poll and get strucked by lightning, cool way to go out if you ask me
>also if you live still, you can brag to the plebs you are a lightning wizard or some shit
>>683140703 Thanks OP, Now cut deeper. If you need a proper cutting tool, wrap a glass around in a towel and smash it so you can use the broken glass to cut DEEPER. Or use daddy's razors.
HERE IS AN IDEA
get fucking laid idiot, pay some hooker to fuck you really gud, and get aids or something, that is how you kill yourself proper, and doesn't matter cause had sex,
Am I right?
Nah you shut the fuck up, at least the dude isn't giving the suicidal guy tips on how to kill himself, this real fucken life, this all you get and you will ever have!
Nah its true, I have tried to kill myself dozens of times, even chop off my arms, legs, and dick, went blind, nailed my ears in, ate cyanide, and was on life support, then i just gave up trying to kill myself, got surgery to get all my body parts back, and just lurk around 4chan waiting for suicide threads to cum up so I can tell them my story and kek
works every time
How do you get over fear of death? That's the only thing stopping me from killing myself. I don't know how to explain what im afraid of, I guess im afraid of what I can't fathom.
Op here, ive just killed myself thanks guys! delete this thread as my last dead wish please
I know how you can kill yourself, wight for the nuclear Armageddon that is bound to happen in the next 50 years, or go to any war that happens in the next 20 years.
Who knows you might even die a badass rather then a fegit op trying to ask other fegits(including myself) how to kill yourself because you can't even get it right
if you really wanted to kill yourself, pain would mean nothing, just take the nearest object and put it through your entire head.
Yoy took that on snap chat, which means you were planning on telling someone about your actions instead of actually doing them.
That's your first mistake.
I once watched a stick animation on stickpage with a guy running into a wall and killing himself, that shoud work OP
Fucking faggot, stop playing with your cat and kill yourself.
You are aware you havent cut deep enough.
You are aware you are searching for attention.
You are searching for attention, because you want help.
You want help because you cant handle your life.
You cant handle your life because you dont know how to handle your problems.
Learn how to handle your problems, dont ask for help(attention) on 4chan, please.
You dont have the guts to kill yourself.
We all know it...
and this is where you'd have to cut if you want to hit artery
Shit will eventually get better, just chill out. 6 years ago I was a shut in, wouldn't leave my room because of depression and anxiety. Now I have an awesome job, hot girlfriend, and things are good for me. Don't just give up.
SERIOUSLY STOP DUDE.
DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THESE FUCKOS MAN.
QUIT THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW MAN AND CHECK INTO A PSYCH FACILITY BRO.
LIFE GETS BETTER MAN BUT YOU NEED TO GET OFF 4CHAN AND MAKE IT HAPPEN!
DONT DO IT OP - SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS BRO
THESE ASSHOLES ARE PSYCHOTIC AND EVIL MAN, CALL 911 AND GET SOME HELP MAN!!
hes not going to do it fag, hes just being a drama queen, and seeking attention. Look at those fucking cuts, a cat would do more damage than that.
Try to find your pulse near your thumb, that's your radial artery.
Honestly, most people here want you to die. But there is a small important few that want you to live. Why don't you talk to a therapist. If you have no one, escape your current pathetic life and make a new one. Get a job, get some goals, learn something new. Live
Curious, you just need to hit a vein right? so whats wrong with any other vein, say the one on the back of your hand, or on your forehead, or on your dick? It just seems to me theres plenty of viable opportunities that arent under a fuck ton of tendons/meat etc.
Serious question, I admit I have no idea why or if this an option, what say you anyone cleverer than me?
you need to draw yourself a warm bath and get that blood moving, maybe take a few advil and wash it down with some booze first, or stop being such a fucking pussy and ride out this life til the bitter fucking end like the rest of us.
Go buy some clorphorm and dump in all onto a Towle then put it in a plastic bag and duct tape the end to a hose and duct tape the hose to your mouth then from you fumes you will pass out and die in your chemical induced sleep
no man we need to help him kill himself, that is what op is on this earth for. our amusement. he must do this. or satan will continue to buttfuck him while he is living. and satan has a firey scepter for a cock. it truly is massive.
>"why won't these 4 inch randomly placed cuts kill me guise!!!!!?!?!?!"
Do you have any idea how the human body works? If you're this stupid just jump off a bridge or building or some shit.
Just call the Samaritans already, they will give you the attention you want, and you won't even have to cut yourself in the process
bruh i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
I have a few ways for you
There is your jugular vein.
Cut into that shit and youll have a few minutes left.
Make sure you dont look up while you slit your own throat, that hides the veins and makes it harder.
Idk, there arent many ways with a blade.
Unless you wanna make your wrist a canyon
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
DONT DO IT OP!
Oh no I think he is fuck got here too late to try and say something motivational
Rip in Piece OP. Hope he's in a better place. Good on you guys for doing him a favor. :^)
Would be awesome to see some more pictures of the wrist.
It's actually interesting to see how it goes, OP.
I'm not going to try and say "it'll get better" because there are enough faggots saying so, i'm generally interested to see someone die and record it. Best to us.
- get some IED
- activate it by shouting ALLAH AKBAR
- post webm here and get rated
Alone again. Because after you die, there's nothing there.
Go fuck yourself you faggot.
If you want to be a fucking hero, buy a snickers for a nigger in Africa.
We're here to entertain and get entertained and you are being a fucking closet faggot trying to ruin it.
OP, if you are actually doing this, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
You are so shit at life, you can't even end it properly. It's that simple, but you fail at something that easy.
You are worthless to mankind. You are below maggots shit.
thinking about here are people who push others to commit suicide, so sad dude, i mean i had a lot of good times in a reakt thread, but this is different.
Quit being a faggot, OP. If you really wanted to kill yourself, you wouldn't have posted about it with your weak ass cuts on the internet like some tumblr fag. Man up, quit being a bitch and live your life to the fullest.