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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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no REKT thread?
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no animal bullshit. just reckt
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>>683131823
superlurk.. im lurking, do your best /b/assturds
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>>683132400
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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too afraid to save reckt. bumping with niggers
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>>683131823
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>>683135496
lets j walk here.. this looks like a good spot
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>>683134789
Why
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>>683131823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2w-ckPmjHU
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>>683135660
BAHAHAHA havent seen that one before
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Nothing in a rekt thread churns me more than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48
I can't take the sounds either.
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>>6831357923
Story?
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>>683133005
Is there a version with sound
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>>683133524
Pussy. Get the fuck back to 9fag
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>>683133005
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>>683136528
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>>683135792
What on Earth happened in that webm

Was that an attempted robbery, the cashier then got the weapon and offed himself instead of turning tables? Then what was that iggle piggle shot the two robbers do at the end.

WAT IS GOIN ON
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>>683136529
found the internet tough guy
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>>683136828
Hi there new fag.

Story goes that the dad is sick of his son just playing vidya games all day, tell him that he might as well end himself for being a useless fag. So he did.
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>>683136753
Fucking arabs can't do anything without blowing something up
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>>683134789
I don't get the rek
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>>683134789
what am I actually looking at? I see no one getting rekt here
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What's the point of these, you guys enjoy gore?
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>>683137215
you mean the person right before the moving part of the attraction?
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>>683136828
Father is police, mother, and son.
Son likes to play vidyas, dad gives ultimatum.
Stop playing games, or shoot me.
Son an heros.
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>>683137127
ahahahahahahahaha
Not even tough on the internet. Hands down the most pg-13 "burn" I have ever recieved. You gonna suck my dick too to finish it all off tough guy?
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>>683131823

That's it!

I don't even know where the FUCK to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>683137127
Oh fuck, turns out you weren't being facetious. My bad
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>>683137612
the day you kill yourself dumb fuck boy bitch happy even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
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>>683137446
Mobile meth lab?
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>>683137497
Gotcha. Cheers

>>683137435
See here
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>>683137634
They are sick people
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>>683137612
PG 13 burn for kiddies like you.
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>>683137493
sort of
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>>683136014
>newfag thinking rekt = gore
rekt can contain gore, but gore is not rekt
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Sick fucks
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>>683137612

to
>>683137780

you asked for it /b/ro
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>>683137107
Too bad they didn't ice that sister-fucking redneck.
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>>683136529
scared of watching stupid dogs die? pft. get on my level (tips fedora)
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>>683135286
Fucking filename
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>>683137714
I ain't mad.
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>>683131823
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>>683137634
full ack. Opened just obce that "rekt" pic because I didn't know wtf this was... These people posting this crap seem to be psychopaths.. no other explanation here.
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>>683138114
He is dead, the flashing light wasnt a tazer, just the flashlight on the gun strobing to disorient.
link https://youtu.be/3HOQ46-3S2k
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>>683138100
checked
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>>683133524
>no animal bullshit. just reckt
fuck you nigger, I will post animal abuse as I like it
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>>683133524
>>683133524
>>683133524
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>>683138393
and people wonder why cops have caution with criminals. people pull fucking guns on them on the regular. complete strangers are trying to kill them for enforcing laws to make our world decent. end rant
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>>683137215
>>683137435
>Why
>extreme movements
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>>683138100
no

" ...going to suck my dick too [as well as the comment you made] [in order] to finish it all..."

I know it's confusing, but you'll pull through
also nice dubs
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>>683136161
fuck the syrian regime
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>>683138775
>dat sudden drop, like it was a handbag
haha niggers
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>>683136060
Sick, dude. Better than the real movie, though.
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>>683136753
Hahahaah holy fuck, was that arm at the end from the guy at 0:16 who is flying and it seems hes missing right arm.

Allahu ackbar my friend hahah
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>>683137215
OH MY GOD, WAS THIS GUY SHO
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>>683131823
>>683132202

that little fireplug guy gets in a lot of fights.
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someone plz dump their rekt folder, this is getting sad -superlurk
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>>683137809
probably, she looks like a tweaker
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>>683137127
Livin' like a fag, dyeing like a fag, he deserve darwin award.
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>>683138818
ching-chonged
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>>683138074
he didn't fly so good
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>ITT same rehashed pics that have been posted millions of times
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>>683136161
The bang-bros got fucked, finally.
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>>683136485
It takes a crane to get them out.
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>>683137446
I still don't understand the correlation between people getting burned up and the term mix tape. Only autistic children must think this is humorous, because to grown men it doesn't make sense
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>>683133005
thanks for bumming me out anon
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>>683136014
unless you see the act of this happening then it's not rekt, therefore shitpost
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>>683136753
So this is how to disarm arabs?
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>>683140771
Calling a mixtape "fire" is a way for niggers to say that it's good.
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>>683140832
Did he died?
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>>683141157
No wonder, I don't speak nigger or associate with them.
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>>683140899
haha fucking hell worst thing on any gore thread
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>>683138775
what are these called again? she-boons?
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>>683137107
9 rounds fired. He dead. Even with rapid fire at that range its likely 50% hit. Cops use hollow points (except NJ, in which case .45cal) so 9mm or 40cal so thats about 4 hits, looks like one or two good center of mass hits. He ded.
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>>683139140
>>dat sudden drop, like it was a handbag
>haha niggers
Well, it is like a hand bag.There's money in it: Child support and welfare.
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>>683136485
I always kek at the end with the guy tripping
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>>683131823
hes like a chicken
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>>683136828
Nerve gas
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>>683141407
story behind this?
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>>683141562
HOLY SHIT
also check em
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>>683141586
The soccer mom must of burnt dinner.
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>>683141718
Nerve gas
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>>683141332
you mean it?
yes it died
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>>683141586
i lost
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>>683136014
who just records a stationary dead body? such a lame video
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>>683141764
Who won??
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>>683138691
typical angry low life black people
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>>683142055
Who´s next?
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>>683141867

uhm what
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>>683142055
i think the yellow spider won

also, checkd
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>>683141558
That's a taser, fucktard
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>>683141764
>>683142055

Was thinking a draw, they both seemed to die.
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>>683142137
How Mormon women are used to being treated.
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>>683135401
How the fuck did that piece of paper not get blown off the table
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>>683142055
Nerve gas
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>>683142055
>>683142210
they both die, the dude has like 20 videos like this on his youtube
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>>683141154
this made me lol
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>>683142137
Someone needs to wife her.
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>>683138691
story? is that a nanny or is it the mom?
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>>683142242
see
>>683138393
its a gun with a strobing flashlight
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>>683141764
MOAR GLADIATOR BUGS
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>>683137493
I usully come to these threads when I am on exam week. They are good for getting the stress out of your body
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>>683142242
No. thats a Glock. Tazers dont have muzzle flashes or eject brass casings like in that webm. Nor do cops respond to a gun being drawn in them with a tazer.
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>>683141764
YES!!! MORE!!!! TO THE DEATH!!!
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>>683140567
Ching Chonnged
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>>683137107
Infinite Warfare looks great
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>>683142526
how about gladiator dogs
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>>683131823
m9 you said rekt not YLYL
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>>683141154
Did he dead? Seemed fine to me
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>>683140567
Looks like he was aiming for blondie and missed. His ancestors must be ashamed.
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>>683142242
http://www.prepperforums.net/forum/general-talk/16759-stay-muddy-my-friends-graphic-bodycam-video-fatal-shooting-palestine-texas.html

Nope, totally wasted him. >>683137107
>>683138114
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>>683141558
that was a stun gun you fucktard
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>>683142785
That shit was brutal, that other dog must have fucked his bitch
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>>683142936
One of them died
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/09/world/asia/russia-zorb-death/
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>>683142777
checked
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>>683136485

>natural selection
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>>683143015
Say auf wiedersehen to your nazi balls
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>>683143160
stupid kid deserved it
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>>683142800
uber is great way to make extra money
derp
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>>683135792
>Idiot shoots itself on the head
>well, let's start breakdancing
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>>683135660
I'm paranoid and this is why I never stand close to a passing train
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>>683142800
what piece of shit does this
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>>683142751
this little fucker never fails to make me lol

especially when it backs up to run
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>>683141558
Pretty sure she used a taser.
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>>683143015
it just had to take a fucking piss there
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>>683143083
No. it was very clearly a pistol. Tazers eject probes via compressed nitrogen, that weapon had a muzzle flash. Basically the cop mag dumped most of his mag on the guy very quickly, watch it again and look for the brass casing ejecting out of the top of the weapon and the slide moving back and forth rapidly.
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>>683143369
Who gives a shit? They're niggers, what do you expect?
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>>683141884
what
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>>683143317

before it even hit the water they were ready, holy shit
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>>683132948
kekd
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>>683143160
Ching Chonnged
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>>683137107
>kek
If it were a nigger they would've killed it. But because it was a human they just tased him.
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>>683141884

top kek he laid everything into all of those punches and they didnt even phase her.

she'd straight up destroy this guy in a real fight
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>>683135792

something about this webm gets to me, just goes to show how easily not controlling emotions can fuck everything up
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>>683143663
wow did he die
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>>683138818
what is safety?
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>>683143609
neither of them are black tho?
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>>683143964

yeah too gory to show
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>>683143964
Yes, the matress was filled with nerve gas.
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>>683137634
calm down we will die all. some hard some easy
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>>683143939
...
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>>683144220
kek
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>>683143939
its like real life gta
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>>683144144
kek
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>>683136171
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>>683131823
Don't make me go nugget on u bro... I'm warning u.... that's it.... FULL NUGGET MODE ACTIVATED!!!!
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>>683144318
Wtf, Story?
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>>683141884
story?
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>>683144318
Well, I'm turned on.
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>>683144562

side control + elbows

bitch knows what shes doing
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>>683141586
I think she signed up for the wrong class.
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>>683144562
That final punch was brutal. Definitely broke her nose
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>>683135840
Pretty sure they were paramedics going to help the racer at the side of the road. Could be wrong, but I'm 90% sure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX4KlDHpUDI this is what i think of this thread
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>>683142751
Piece of shit nigger got owned by that goat.
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>>683143626
proceeds to wank like a caged monkey
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>>683135792
wonder if the last thing that kid saw was his dad punching him for committing suicide
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>>683143964

No idiot, he had a soft landing
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>>683144865

vow
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>>683144830
The one who was hit was carrying a fire extinguisher. This hit the driver in the head and killed him instantly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_South_African_Grand_Prix
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>>683142785
wow have these people ever seen a dog before? what a bunch of stupid cunts
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>>683136828
they're like a family or something and the guy that had the gun told his dad (guy behind counter) to kill himself then he actually did it (the absolute madman) and then they started freaking out
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>>683142785

lets kick this dog and piss it off even more
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>>683145062
epic jump tho
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>>683137634
there wasn't even a dead body in that one.

calm your chromosomes before you lose another one you mongoloid
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>>683144373
>GTA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58HfrGRr5s
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>>683143626
robocop's let himself go
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>>683143015
probably my fave webm evar
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>>683132948
haha awesome
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>>683145392

swat that fucking bee
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>>683144144
check that 144144
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>>683145336
incredible. love that last cheeky manoeuvre
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>>683142055
the cockroach kicked the spiders ass!
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>>683144318
story???
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>>683145657

cock block
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>>683145657
Two thumbs up!
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>>683144220

kek. rip le dog :(
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>>683145657
fucking Putin, If i had food in my mouth I would have spit it out.
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>>683135792
son was being a depressed faggot
dad gave him a gun and told him to kill himself to try and snap him out of it
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>>683140899
don't....don't do it.....don'OOOOOOHHHHNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>683145781
>cockroach
kek. that's a scorpion
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>>683136828
>Dad owns the store and a gun.
>Son works at the store but watches videos all day instead of going out and looking for a better job or a girlfriend.
>One day dad gives son loaded gun and tells him "Either stop watching videos or kill yourself"
>Son thought dad was bluffing and pulled the trigger
>Dad slaps son cause he thinks son tried to shoot him
>Son slumps to the floor and dad's hand is covered in blood
>Dad realizes what he has done
>Dad falls to the floor crying.
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>>683144318
story!!! wtf.. why this pretty face..it's fucked..
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>>683132400
THIS IS FAVELA!
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>>683144834
WOW!!! Kerbal Space Program sure looks good
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>>683136171
Fucking hell..... I..... fuck you anon.


Fuck you.
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>>683145019
WHAAAAAAAAAT WAS HE THINKING!? stupid fucking retard. evaporate yourself from this planet, PLEASE
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>>683144493
>>683145798
caught the bitch that was fucking her bf
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>>683145532
did he died?
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>>683145222
checked
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>>683144523
no story

niggers are just violent people
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>>683146091

very old man with a gun
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>>683146121
I don't know. I think they should have shot him some more to be sure
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>>683143939
Is that the new google car?
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>>683136014
LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN HEATHEN
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>>683146103
Nice, now its kinda hot
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>>683144397
top kek m8
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>>683135792
video with sound pls
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>>683145532
nigger is quick but not quick enough
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>>683135496
i love it when velocity and gravity team up to "knock their socks off"
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>>683141154
that is a fucked up way to die.
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>>683143160
kid was wondering why the cat had fur and wasn't in her fried rice.
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>>683146236
so yeah. the gun isnt firing. lets fire at my hand just to test it. wow.
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>>683146103
Any source? did the womend died?
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>>683134850
Well im aroused now, sauce?
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>>683146478
my arteries are rekt just from watching that
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>>683146356
thnx m8 learnted all i no frum 9gag
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>>683137634
Fag
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>>683142137
hate fuck target acquired.
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>>683146597

probably slipped his mind, overconfidence is a bitch
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>>683133005
gif version?
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>>683136485
THANK YOU BASED CRANE
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>>683145392
im fucking crying, that is the best thing ive ever seen
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>>683142751
Lmaooo, so funny
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>>683144318
would like to know the story, anyone?
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>>683146103
well i mean look at those fat fucking hands. who wouldnt chreat ,cheating isnt illegal, this is. she should take that bitch to jail
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>>683143506
blyat
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>>683132948

HEADSHOT!!

>pic related
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>>683138818
that nerve gas ain't no joke
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>>683136171

story? anyone?
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>>683143160
Nasty little slope cunt had that coming, frankly - cats are fucking savage accurate when it comes to hitting an eye. Kek.
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>>683135286
save the thread with a really fucking old gore gif
ok dude
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>>683142348
link pls
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>>683143860
they did kill him dumbshit :^)
>>
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>>683144776
Yep, you can her nose crack out of place from that blow.
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>>683143525
pretty sure you're being retarded
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>>683143892
motherfucker knocks out niggas like they made of paper
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>>683141558
Cops don't use hollow points numb nuts

God I hope this was all bait
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>>683137107

counted 8 shots, correct?
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>>683147477
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>>683137446
Stupid russians
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>>683140899
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>>683141112
internet hall of fame
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>>683144562
Sign that bitch up for UFC
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>>683141586
What was this shit, a contest? A random drawing?

"Section 18, Row F, seat 12, come on down!"
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>>683147793
this is great
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>>683137446

too much tobasco in her mexiburger.
her first fart was fatal
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>>683138691
I have a feeling this was a nanny caught on a nanny cam by one of the parents. Imagine the reaction of the parents though. They hire a new nanny to watch their kid during the day and you start noticing bruises on their child. When they do decide to set up a camera and see this they probably flipped the fuck out.
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>>683145888
weird boner
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>>683144859
"Nigga, fuck yo mouse!"
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>>683140309
Is this Sam peppers execution video?
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>>683146298
GOT YER HAT!!!!!
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>>683136142
Newfag
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>>683145019
>>responsible gun owner
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>>683143369
the shooter was a dirty cop somewhere in Brazil
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>>683135660
Story?
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>>683147793
oh my fuck i haven't kek'd like that in a long time
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>>683140771
you're a real faggot
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>>683140567
I'm going to need some story over here.
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>>683148511
fucking brazilians
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>>683141769
checking singles since day 1
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>>683143892
ooooohh baby a triple
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>>683148291
>>683142384
South africa I believe. Also the father nearly killed the nanny, beat her severely.
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>>683132400

THIS IS...

dubs check 'em ⬈
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>>683143367
In germany there was something like that not long ago. A girl got pushed infront of a subway for no reason (the dude was just insane) thats why they are gonna do the same stuff they do in china and japan. Platform screen doors are what they are called.
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>>683137612
fucking cancer...
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>>683141764

DID HE DIED
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>>683136828

Dad wanted to show son his breakdance moves but son an heroes instead. Dad does breakdance in memory of son.
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>>683141764

>hey... this town is too small for both of us!
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>>683145888
full on whore fight. nice
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>>683148291
it was a nanny cam... dad found out and beat the crap out of the bitch iirc
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>>683131823
dude i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>683141112
i bet it smelled amazing
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>>683147793
It's the gif that keeps on giving
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>>683141154
Holy shit! I wonder if they ever found him.
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>>683141586
whys she even there?
she dosnt even know how to throw a punch or how to gourd herself
even her attempts at any kind of hold show complete lack of experience
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>>683149001
Prolly like KFC
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>>683146478
bonered
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>>683137612
Damn, this is the faggiest and newest newfag I've ever seen. Kill yourself you fucking autistic retard.
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>>683143939
0.001% fucks given.
Must be russian
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>>683142297

>freedom, FREEDOM, FRR... OWWWWWWW!
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>>683146588
most ways are, at least they were having fun before

if they did died, still not sure
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>>683143860
Most police officers reach for the gun if that's what the assailant has - in that case they need to protect themselves from a criminal.
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>>683149278
ahahahahahahahaha
Not even tough on the internet. Hands down the most pg-13 "burn" I have ever recieved. You gonna suck my dick too to finish it all off tough guy?
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>>683141764
Fucking real life pokemon.
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>>683142137
If I remember correctly she was suspended after this game.
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>>683144220
Rip Gary the dog
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