I'm in 18-year-old moving to the US from Scotland. I will

>>683114169
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>>683114169
Heat. Muggyness. Like air is so thick, it's hard to breathe. You get used to it. Hit Freebirds, ask for SuperMonster. Enjoy eating a burrito for an entire weekend.

>>683114169
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>>683114169
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>>683114169
I'd rip that shit off of me so fast without hesitation

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>>683114552
u'd probably be fucked up even more if so

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>>683114169
expect nae cunt to understand word that comes out yer mouth, and expect average looking texan girls who are a 5/10 (9/10 in Scottish terms) to be all over you like a fucking rash as soon as they hear you speak

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>>683114581
I have Trypophobia and i couldn't have that attached to me no fucking way.

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
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also this post is 100% false

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>>683114169
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>>683114581
It's a lotus seed pod

>>683114169
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>>683114169
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>>683114169
"FUCK NO"

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
Expect the majority of people to be nice as pie but kinda retarded at the same time

Everyone's too happy all the damn time except for the hand full of people you'll encounter who pure rage all the time, but they're often heavily retarded

Expect no-one to have a fucking clue when you talk about tunnocks tea cakes / caramel slices or jaffa cakes at all

The tea is disgusting, you're gonna miss a lot of food and drink

Bread is weird in the USA, it's more like cake

Racism, hope you're not black. Hope you're not ginger too

And yeah as someone said above nee cunt will understand you at all

>>683115107
Lotus seed pod photo shopped onto someone's shoulder

>>683114169
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>>683114169
>THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU

What, I'll have a lotus seed photoshopped on my body?

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>>683114169
Hey OP, Texas-fag here.

Most people are really nice. If you want girls just talk to them, your accent should pull in plenty.

Try the BBQ while you're down here. It's the best.

Also, don't trust the niggers.

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
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>texas
>hot
>humid near houston
>mexis everywhere
>the only white girls you see will either be blonde or be fat
>do not eat the venezuelan chili
>DO NOT EAT THE VENEZUELAN CHILI

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>>683114169
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>>683115848
Not op but I want to eat the venezuelan chilli

what is it

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>>683114169
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>>683114569
Thank you immune cat.

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>>683114169
the fuck is that?

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>>683114169
Niggers. If you're not already racist, you will be.

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hey op, ive lived in texas all my life and i can tell you that texas is big enough to have many different cultures. what part of texas are you going to
>but all of texas is hot

>>683114169
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>>683114169
fuck no

Stay the fuck outta Texas. Too many people moving here.

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
we will photoshop you unless you post fuck no in this thread!

fuck no

Austin is supposed to be a really cool place. West texas has some cool scenery that you need to see while you're in the states. It's not bad, just different. People are legitimately the nicest people you'll ever meet. As far as it goes with nig nogs, there's a good chance that if they are in college and not fucking radical, they'll be pretty fucking chill. Don't trust any nig nogs on the street.

Any idea which Uni you're headed too? I'm from Texas so I might be able to help you choose.

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Texas fag here. Bbq and Mexican food. I apologize in advance for our 21 year old drinking age.

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
Fake and gay go back to where you belong...

Taking scott dick

>>683114169
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>>683114169
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>>683114169
thats a fucking lotus seed pod

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That's literally a seed pod photoshopped onto someone's neck...

>>683114169
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>>683114569
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>>683114169
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and expect alot of artificial stuff

>>683114169
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>>683114169
The fuck is that in the picture? I need to know

>>683114169
fake and gay. Fuck no just in case.

>>683114169
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>>683114169
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Hmm, don't expect much. Honestly. Although I don't know your how life in Scotland is there isn't really anything different from one place to another.

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That's a fucking flower why am I itchy as fuck?

>>683114169
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>>683114169
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>>683114169
>I'm in 18-year-old moving to the US from Scotland. I will be going university what should I expect.

Go to university in the UK. Ameritards get into about $100,000+ of real debt (not "start paying when you start earning" debt, but actual debt) for university. Get your degree in the UK, then fuck off to America and never contact The Student Loans Company again.

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>>683114169
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>>683119344
trypophobia
also FUCK NO

>>683114169
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>>683114552
>I'd rip that shit off of me so fast without hesitation

It's a sunflower photoshopped on some faggot's blown out arsehole.

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Pretty sure weed is about to be legal later this year there [haven't fact checked that yet sooo]

Don't give any dumb country cunts the time of day.

When you meet people, just ask if they go to church. If they do turn around and run.

Go rent a full auto weapon for a few hours just because.

The hipsters there are unbelievably dumb. They are just as dumb as the rednecks but way more pretentious.

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>>683114169
Fuck no. Nope. Never. Fuck no. No. FUCK. NO.

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
fuck that
no ones gonna photoshop my shoulder

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Fuck you

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>>683114169
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Expect this

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
Oh no, someone will photoshop a lotus bulb on my back. What ever shall I do?

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>>683114169
Frick no

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Thats a plant

>>683114169
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>>683114169
>>683114425
Freebies yes. Get used to y'all, and the mugginess is in coastal areas like Houston. I'm from there, but I go to school in the hill country and the humidity is drastically different. Get used to relatively flat land unlike Scotland. It's a nice place. I have a friend from Switzerland that stayed with us for a year. His first thought when he heard Texas was cows and tumbleweed farms, but there are plenty of built up urban areas like Houston. He loved it here. Good luck

yes i will get lotus seeds

>>683114169
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18 y.o. What? BTW Texas is a shit-hole

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
you should expect white girls with daddy problems.... if you're going to TCU, Tech, or Texas State. If you're going to A&M, expect cows, in both figurative and literal form. UT is the home of undeserving minorities and any other university is full of antisocial cowboys

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>>683114169
I'll get a lotus pod in my shoulder. neato keen

>>683114169
Get used to using bug spray. Mosquitos are real bitches in the US , even up north.
Also if your genitals inflate after you cross the border into Texas do not be alarmed. That is normal.

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>>683117459
Yes, this with the other races. People may be rowdy at times, but the term southern hospitality really is a thing. Southerners can be some of the more polite with their yes ma'am no ma'am, apologizing for bumping in to you and all that stuff. But be prepared for encounter with red necks and niggers. They will fit the stereotypes you've read. Also because it's the south there is sweet tea everywhere.

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>>683114569
thanks immunity cat

>>683114169
Fuck No.
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>>683114169
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>>683114169
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>>683114169
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>>683118767
>filename
Nigga that's awfully specific

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>>683114169
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>>683114169
Fuck no

Depends on where in texas, but go shoot a gun first thing.
Find a range and take a live fire safety course.
???
'Murica

>>683114169
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>>683114169
Fat racist bible thumping hicks

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>>683119718
It's a fruit from the Lotus plant

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>>683114425
This also try out Whataburger. Shit is goood.

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