I'm in 18-year-old moving to the US from Scotland. I will be going university what should I expect.
I am moving to Texas
expect nae cunt to understand word that comes out yer mouth, and expect average looking texan girls who are a 5/10 (9/10 in Scottish terms) to be all over you like a fucking rash as soon as they hear you speak
Expect the majority of people to be nice as pie but kinda retarded at the same time
Everyone's too happy all the damn time except for the hand full of people you'll encounter who pure rage all the time, but they're often heavily retarded
Expect no-one to have a fucking clue when you talk about tunnocks tea cakes / caramel slices or jaffa cakes at all
The tea is disgusting, you're gonna miss a lot of food and drink
Bread is weird in the USA, it's more like cake
Racism, hope you're not black. Hope you're not ginger too
And yeah as someone said above nee cunt will understand you at all
Hey OP, Texas-fag here.
Most people are really nice. If you want girls just talk to them, your accent should pull in plenty.
Try the BBQ while you're down here. It's the best.
Also, don't trust the niggers.
Austin is supposed to be a really cool place. West texas has some cool scenery that you need to see while you're in the states. It's not bad, just different. People are legitimately the nicest people you'll ever meet. As far as it goes with nig nogs, there's a good chance that if they are in college and not fucking radical, they'll be pretty fucking chill. Don't trust any nig nogs on the street.
>I'm in 18-year-old moving to the US from Scotland. I will be going university what should I expect.
Go to university in the UK. Ameritards get into about $100,000+ of real debt (not "start paying when you start earning" debt, but actual debt) for university. Get your degree in the UK, then fuck off to America and never contact The Student Loans Company again.
Pretty sure weed is about to be legal later this year there [haven't fact checked that yet sooo]
Don't give any dumb country cunts the time of day.
When you meet people, just ask if they go to church. If they do turn around and run.
Go rent a full auto weapon for a few hours just because.
The hipsters there are unbelievably dumb. They are just as dumb as the rednecks but way more pretentious.
Freebies yes. Get used to y'all, and the mugginess is in coastal areas like Houston. I'm from there, but I go to school in the hill country and the humidity is drastically different. Get used to relatively flat land unlike Scotland. It's a nice place. I have a friend from Switzerland that stayed with us for a year. His first thought when he heard Texas was cows and tumbleweed farms, but there are plenty of built up urban areas like Houston. He loved it here. Good luck
you should expect white girls with daddy problems.... if you're going to TCU, Tech, or Texas State. If you're going to A&M, expect cows, in both figurative and literal form. UT is the home of undeserving minorities and any other university is full of antisocial cowboys
Get used to using bug spray. Mosquitos are real bitches in the US , even up north.
Also if your genitals inflate after you cross the border into Texas do not be alarmed. That is normal.
Yes, this with the other races. People may be rowdy at times, but the term southern hospitality really is a thing. Southerners can be some of the more polite with their yes ma'am no ma'am, apologizing for bumping in to you and all that stuff. But be prepared for encounter with red necks and niggers. They will fit the stereotypes you've read. Also because it's the south there is sweet tea everywhere.