>I'll start I am educated.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>I'll start
I am educated.
Blue lives matter
I'm white
>>683107997
confirmed nigger
I saw my father today.
I don't have a criminal record.
My name is Heisenberg
I own a vehicle made after year 2000
>>683107704
I pass chicken stands daily without wanting a bucket. (I live in niggerville tn.)
I just went to the garden centre on a Saturday to buy tomato growbags.
>>683107704
I like chicken and grape soda.
But I like mayonnaise and white bread.
But I like rap music and big asses.
But I'm well educated and make good money in a full time job where I'm a very reliable employee.
And I'm a rebel who doesn't listen to instructions like "one sentence".
What race am I?
> Talked to three cops today and didn't get shot
> Not afraid of labour centres
> found my welfare cheque under my workboots
> I chuck javelins, not spears
> I don't have an uncontrollable urge to go to KFC or get watermelon
> I get offended for the black community when someone says nigger
I have a attempted 1rst degree murder and aggravated assault related criminal record.
I can leave the house without wanting to fight everyone who "looks at me funny"
i wear boat shoes
>>683109071
White trailer filth
>>683107704
I am a lazy NEET drop out with no job
but my dad supports me
>>683109267
southies don't count as white
"Reverse racism"
I didn't get 10 to 15 years after sex.
>>683107704
I don't have time for this I have to go to work.
>>683109071
Filthy mexican.
I like mayonnaise
>>683107704
I'm not on welfare
>>683109071
Wigger
I don't know any black people
I have 3 master's degrees and make 150k
>>683107704
I had an encounter with a police officer and survived
i dindu nuffin
>>683109071
Doesn't matter what race you are, you're a nigger on the inside.
>>683109315
I guess the KKK isn't white then
Thanks for the warning, officer.
>>683109117
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
>>683110511
>>683109130
I wear GOAT shoes.
I eat my bogers
>>683107823
White and stupid.
i am NOT black
>>683107704
i like mayo
>>683107704
There are no substitutes for organic avocado.
>>683110824
>bogers
Well, you sure as fuck spell like a nigger.
>>683111015
whitest of the whitest spotted.
Are you albino?
>>683107704
Penis rhymes with genius.
I want to be black.
i hate kfc
I earn my own keep.
>>683111111
what
>>683107704
I'm a horrible basketball player and my parents are still married.
Got pulled over yesterday. The officer let me off with a warning
>>683111111
QUINTS SPOTTED
>>683111111
GodDAMN them sexts tho
>>683111111
check em
>>683111111
i have a job and i finished college
I indulge a consumerist society, not with work for more money but just credit card abuse.
>>683111236
>>683111237
>quints
I have a 6.5 inch cock
>>683111111
CHECKED
>>683111111
>>683111111
check em
>>683107704
I ride a segway.
>>683111111
This guy
>>683107704
I wanna kill myself.
>>683111111
nice
>>683111111
I have a pension fund!
>>683111111
i'll suck your dick
>>683111182
There are far more white people on welfare than blacks.
>>683111111
u dirty boi
I bought the new Death Grips album on vinyl
>>683109005
Confirmed white trash.
>>683107704
I only shop in the gluten free section at the grocery store.
>>683109071
Biracial.
>>683111111
You're the whitest here, m8 :^)
>>683111111
>>683107704
Black people? Isn't that an oxymoron?
>>683111393
>triggered!
>>683111111
Beautiful stack of ones complimenting a perfectly sound and logical post of 100% truth, I'm in heaven <3
>>683109005
Sommerville?
I live in the white house.
>>683110093
I have black friends
I had braces and my wisdom teeth removed before 17 without government assistance
I bought new khakis
>>683111111
>>683110248
kek
>>683111498
I'd rather be a nigger than a limp wristed faggot.
>>6683111522
Check em
I have an asian gf
>>683107704
I graduated from college
>>683107704
I ask random dudes to cum on pictures and post them here.
>>683111744
Limp wristed faggot here
I never shop gluten free and shit. Have I done you a proud?
>>683111744
Rusty Raynor Robinson.
Remember that name. I'll be writing your checks someday son and you too will be able to afford gluten free foods.
>>683107704
Who is Beyonce?
>>683107704
i no muhfuka whit boi bich as niga
>>683107704
i enjoy rap and hip hop
>>683109071
>My cousin is wife too
>I love the banjo
>I dont wear shoes
I watch anime
>>683112248
that's what a black face would say
>>683111974
I'm sorry if I hurt your fee fees, anon. Now go make me a sammich.
I understand the importance of proper hygiene.
>>683109071
You are probably trans-white.
>>683112326
if dragonball z - nigger
anything else - white
>>683107704
I don't understand the difference in the phrases "Nigger" and "Nigga"
>>683110093
Undercover brother
I fired a nigger at work today.
>>683112328
no sir, no black guy would say he "enjoys" good music
>>683111866
I hope you get ringworm.
>>683107704
I fantasize about fucking my family members
Thank you for the warning, officer.
>>683112430
I'm a nordic and I love DBZ, go suck my dog.
>>683111332
pale hamplanet confirmed.
>>683112517
You never said that you enjoy "good" music though.
I listen to vaporwave
>>683112571
>>683112564
Fair enough
Small penis
>>683112617
post pick of dog
>>683111111
>>683111111
what the fucking fuck!?!
>>683111829
White male fetishizing Asian women via "yellow fever".
>triggered
>>683112505
Why fire them? They usually quit after a few weeks.
>>683107704
I'm 34.3% Scottish and English, 16% Swedish, 15% Norwegian, 11% German, 9.7% Italian, 8% Spanish, and 7% French.
o shit waddup
>>683112840
>Italian
Nigger.
>>683107704
My father almost died in a hot air balloon accident.
I take my mortgage seriously.
>>683112840
And 100% American?
>>683112840
>checks math
no, you're asian. stfu and gtfo
I am not comfortable typing the n-word.
>>683112660
you actually are white. like not even mixed or anything. full on button up wearing loafer shoe white
>>683107704
But I am not "white"
>>683112904
this
>>683107704
Im ginger
My kids are 2 and half years old and I'm still around.
>>683112840
I know 3 blacks in my uni here in scotand and all of them were born in and very much italian in heritage.
>>683112947
Thanks for the compliment, anon.
I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
non white boi, but non nigger
what am I?
>>683112335
Picture related.
Also, I fucking love mayonnaise.
>>683107704
I applied to college, still Stacey doesn't want to go to prom with me
>>683113141
Faggot?
>>683113141
Hispanic
>>683113111
You may be white, but you're still a filthy nigger.
>>683113085
you can go ahead and not be ashamed. but you should be
>>683113141
Irrelevant
>>683111111
albino confirmed
>>683107704
John went to the store today.
Or.
Jarquise go to da stow.
I love me some hockey
>>683113240
You can go ahead and not be envious. But you should be.
Hahah! This thread is pretty funny! But I am actually not white. I took a quiz and it turns out that I am actually at least 1/16th Native American! Neato!
>>683112819
is fetishizing native americans polio?
>>683113224
y-you too...
I'm beta.
>>683107704
Im white, I dont need to prove it
>>683113397
Nice.. This is the first year I've watched the NHL playoffs and they are glorious.
>>683112918
10th generation, brother. My family owned slaves in the 13 colonies and fought with the Confederacy.
je suis charlie
>>683113398
youre kidding yourself anon
>>683113505
Found the Turk.
>>683113070
I have pre-enrichment Italian. My family jumped ship to America in the 1800's.
I hate rap.
I can't say rap music, because rap isn't music, rap is nigger noise.
>>683113651
This is your last (You). Cherish it and try not to pawn it for crack.
I love football
>>683107704
Ive never been pulled over for driving like a nigger.
No one but me supports my wife and two sons.
>>683113662
Burger here. Are balkanfags or turkroaches worse?
>>683113742
whites DO like rap now
I listen to death metal.
>>683107704
I'm racists, niggers can't be racists.
>>683113809
Hands down Turks.
>>683107704
My grandfather was in the SS.
a ching chong fried rice
>>683107704
I don't have 10 kids with 10 different mothers.
>>683113795
You mean your wife's sons?
>>683107704
I love my air humidifier.
>>683113844
Only the dumb ones, anon.
I don't drive a 2002 mercedes benz c class
>>683113844
Nigger loving, coal haulers.
Whites that like cRAP are ignorant nigger enablers
trump 2016
>>683107704
> I grew up with both my parents
>>683113763
nice burn. got like 5 (you)'s out of you. so yes i enjoyed it.
im some kinda white/japanese
>>683107704
I find basketball rather boring, so you will never see nigger shuffleboard on any of my televisions.
>>683114014
My grandfather bombed your grandfather, Krautfag. U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
I don't like vines.
>>683114002
Then again I'm a quarter Itie so I don't have much room to talk.
>>683114002
Turks don't even show up on Adidas's bottom line.
Dubs proove im white
>>683111111
My copy of Final Fantasy V/VI for PS1 arrives in the mail today! I ordered it off ebay at a great value. I will probably get to play a while before I go back to work on Monday.
>>683111111
Witnessed
>>683114235
He missed.
>>683114271
MY SIDES
I photographed my last meal
>>683114267
real italian, white italian, or enriched italian? i'm the "9.7% italian" fag and i have real italian. legally white, but not technically.
My father didn't run away from home when I was born
>>683111111
U
N
D
E
R A T E D
>>683114363
That's three sentances, nigger.
>>683114411
CHECKED
I never stole a bike
This
>>683114526
that's exactly what my nigger said the other day
I like eminiem and lildicky.
>>683107704
I'm married to the mother of my children.
>>683110723
Nigger confirmed
Trump Will Make M'urica Great Again!
I don't want or need reparations.
>>683114666
so many gets in this bread
>>683114746
PHONY WHITE, BACK TO MEXICO BEANER "but m-muh spanish heritage" you're brown, and now you're gonna build that wall!
My phone screen proves I'm white
I have never participated in rape or car theft.
>>683107704
can read
>>683114429
Northern Italian. Then quarter Norwegian and quarter french(specifically Norman). the rest is a mix of eastern Europe and a dash of Portuguese.
>>683114947
Your phone proves I hate you
>>683114947
thats... pretty white
>>683107704
ive never used seasoning
>>683115005
Hallo, hvor er du?
>>683107704
Dad woke me up this morning.
My kid's know who their farther is.
>>683111111
>>683115005
>portuguese
my french blood is huguenot and my spanish is galician. i have some euronigger with my browntalian, but you have portuguese, so we're even.
I've eaten kale.
Privilidged
I don't smell like shit
im not a nigger
>>683115300
You white monster
my dad has a job
>>683107704
I am in the KKK.
>>683115300
I have had a kale smoothie.
Only I can be racist.
I ate a yoghurt earlier and it was too spicy
All you need to season chicken is salt, pepper, and paprika
My uncle died in a hot air balloon accident
My cellphone carrier isn't T-mobile, Metro PCS or Sprint
>>683111393
In america there are far more white people than blacks, but you'll find that percentage wise black>white
>>683111393
Per capita? Don't forget that there are far more whites than Blacks. Make sure to adjust the numbers to percentage of population in that ethnic group, fampai.
>>683115455
fake white confirmed
>>683112840
so you are 101% white
I love 'exploring' 3rd world countries with my gf
I enjoy getting cucked by my german sheppard then eating out its cum from my boyfriends asshole
>>683111111
This is now a GET thread.
Thanks knight of whites
My Dad taught me to swim and do math
>>683107704
I am a socially awkward loser.
>>683115561
i just estimated what i remembered from the DNA test i took.
>>683107704
I wear black dress socks with my sandals outside while in shorts.
My name is Björn and I think Hitler was a good leader
>>683115559
I put the asian in caucasian
>>683107704
So you're asian, then?
>>683107704
2'' Cock
>>683115745
you are an asian
>>683107704
That missing comma..
>>683107704
I'm Argentina
>oh wait
>>683115782
Meg ochsa ven
I really dont like the taste of watermelon
I love you "son"
>>683115934
where?
I listened to this song when it came out, and was sad when it was deleted
>>683107704
I'm married with 2 kids to the same woman and i have a mortgage
>>683107704
I dont own a gun
I've never been arrested
>>683107704
I legally own my firearm and conceal carry license.
>>683116159
>be me
>white
>own 6 guns, a pellet rifle, a daisy rifle, and a bow
see, the difference here is i use them for sport, not people
>>683115150
Burgerland. 5th generation. You?
>>683115293
>Azores
Could have been worse I guess.
>>683115563
>>683116338
Redneck=White Nigger
>>683116378
2nd gen, parents off the boat, I'm doing great
>>683116378
definitely coulda been worse
>>683116492
>be me
>not a redneck
just a guy who likes his weapons, my dude.
>>683107704
I'm only an inconsiderate imbecile online.
>>683107704
I vote republican
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>683116658
>be you
>be delusional
The End
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
I have a well-funded 401k
>>683116892
this is pretty good bait, friend. 8/10
Slav here, where do I fit in?
I know what a 401k is and how to use it
>>683117030
European Nigger
This is better than standing still at a Radiohead concert BRO!
I've talked my way out of two speeding tickets without incident.
>>683116963
14 words friend, never forget
>>683117030
are you islavic allah al akbar or cheeki breeki?
>>683116815
Hmmm...
when i see a wallet on the ground, i report it to the police and return it to its owner.
>>683117030
in the shit tier with niggers
I don’t eat chicken everyday.
>>683116963
I give that a 1488/10
>>683117171
Islavic family, Cyka Cyka Allahu akbar
>>683107704
My sister gave me my first blowjob
I'm so, so, so sorry for being a white male. Nothing I or any of my fellow white men can do would ever be enough to make up for the centuries of oppression, rape, and terror we, personally, have inflicted upon non-whites, especially black people.
I'm so fucking sorry. Please, feel free to pleasure yourself with my wife. ;__;
I drive a mazda miata
l have no culture.
I can relate to eminem.
my dad killed alot soviest and americans in 1944
Dad I'm going to go to the country club, and then out sailing okay.
I have done an internship
I don't go to a movie theater to hear myself talk.
I don't lock my doors at night.
>perfect proof
Rate my left hand :)
>>683114947
That only proves you are mentally fucked up, and virgin, virgin too
Haha.
>>683111111
My siblings and I have the same dad
Instead of spending 4000 dollars putting "rims" on a 2500 dollar Buick, I paid my bills on time.
>>683117631
Gay af
>>683117631
Not Timestamped/10
>>683117491
So you're black? I think you misunderstood the premise of this thread, Tyrone.
>>683117631
What's with the bulky watch and ring?
You seem like a wigger.
>>683117721
cuck
>>683116284
kekd
I would never steal something
>>683117759
Choose any number from 0-60 :)
I am a therapist in North Carolina.
>>683107704
I don't have kids.
>>683117631
That watch looks fucking ridiculous on your tiny baby-like wrist. Do you actually go out like that in public?
>>683117784
Watch was a gift from my dad, ring was passed from my grandfather to my dad to me
I just spent 2 hours mowing my lawn.
>>683117992
Before they found out you were gay, I presume.
I just bought a new vehicle with my outstanding credit!
>>683118052
They were pretty accepting of my gayness
I got to the mountain to go skiing, not to steal skis.
I am the 1% of Sweden
I don't describe my drinks based on what color they are.
>>683118034
Ha shit.. I totally forgot to mow the lawn. My wife is going to be pissed. Thanks for reminding me, anon.
>>683117631
Spick watch/10
>>683117975
Well due to the fact I run marathons all the fucking time, as well as mud runs ex, jcb run, Sparta run, etc. I am skinny as shit, and yes I do, every day
>>683117371
Pics or it didn't happen.
When I'm not jerking off to traps, I shitpost about niggers on 4chan all day from the comfort of my moms basement
>>683117992
Tacky as fuck. Are you descended from a long line of used car salesmen?
I can do with one word:
Perkele!
>>683117631
You either have tiny arms/wrists or a massive novelty sized watch. Could be the angle I suppose. Take another picture.
>>683118440
Air force, from ww2 to now
ابيض
>>683118312
Did you happen to graduate at the top of your class in the Navy Seals?
>>683118312
You are a dainty little man. Nothing wrong with that I suppose.
>>683118506
I'm skinny as fuck due to my exercise habits, it also is a fucking huge watch so it's a little weird.
i am polish
>>683118720
Mexicans of Europe.
>>683118620
Over 300 confirmed kills friend
>>683118416
So you're half-jap half-white? Elliot Rodgers pls go back to the cemetery, you are drunk again.
>>683118416
Wasn`t there a niggerchan posted here not that long ago? You should probably go there.
>>683118903
Timestamp/10!
>>683118706
No, you just have very delicate wrists, like a woman. Again, nothing wrong with that.
Why are all of you faggots wearing watches as if your cellphone hasn't rendered the whole 'checking the time' thing as the simplest of tasks.
>>683119041
Well alright then, my upper body is pretty lame looking, but 5:45 mile time still makes me happy
>>683107704
sieg heil
