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>I'll start

I am educated.
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Blue lives matter
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I'm white
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>>683107997
confirmed nigger
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I saw my father today.
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I don't have a criminal record.
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My name is Heisenberg
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I own a vehicle made after year 2000
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>>683107704
I pass chicken stands daily without wanting a bucket. (I live in niggerville tn.)
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I just went to the garden centre on a Saturday to buy tomato growbags.
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>>683107704
I like chicken and grape soda.

But I like mayonnaise and white bread.

But I like rap music and big asses.

But I'm well educated and make good money in a full time job where I'm a very reliable employee.

And I'm a rebel who doesn't listen to instructions like "one sentence".

What race am I?
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>>683107704
>>683108695
>>683108799
>>683108907
>>683109031

confirmed whites
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> Talked to three cops today and didn't get shot

> Not afraid of labour centres

> found my welfare cheque under my workboots

> I chuck javelins, not spears

> I don't have an uncontrollable urge to go to KFC or get watermelon

> I get offended for the black community when someone says nigger
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I have a attempted 1rst degree murder and aggravated assault related criminal record.
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I can leave the house without wanting to fight everyone who "looks at me funny"
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i wear boat shoes
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>>683109071
White trailer filth
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>>683107704
I am a lazy NEET drop out with no job


but my dad supports me
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>>683109267
southies don't count as white
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"Reverse racism"
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I didn't get 10 to 15 years after sex.
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>>683107704
I don't have time for this I have to go to work.
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>>683109071
Filthy mexican.
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I like mayonnaise
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>>683107704
I'm not on welfare
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>>683109071

Wigger
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I don't know any black people
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I have 3 master's degrees and make 150k
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>>683107704
I had an encounter with a police officer and survived
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i dindu nuffin
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>>683109071
Doesn't matter what race you are, you're a nigger on the inside.
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>>683109315
I guess the KKK isn't white then
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Thanks for the warning, officer.
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>>683109117
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
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>>683110511
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>>683109130
I wear GOAT shoes.
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I eat my bogers
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>>683107823
White and stupid.
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i am NOT black
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>>683107704
i like mayo
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>>683107704
There are no substitutes for organic avocado.
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>>683110824
>bogers

Well, you sure as fuck spell like a nigger.
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>>683111015
whitest of the whitest spotted.

Are you albino?
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>>683107704
Penis rhymes with genius.
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I want to be black.
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i hate kfc
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I earn my own keep.
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>>683111111
what
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>>683107704
I'm a horrible basketball player and my parents are still married.
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Got pulled over yesterday. The officer let me off with a warning
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>>683111111
QUINTS SPOTTED
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>>683111111
GodDAMN them sexts tho
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>>683111111
check em
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>>683111111
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i have a job and i finished college
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I indulge a consumerist society, not with work for more money but just credit card abuse.
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>>683111236
>>683111237
>quints
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I have a 6.5 inch cock
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>>683111111
CHECKED
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>>683111111
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>>683111111
check em
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>>683107704

I ride a segway.
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>>683111111
This guy
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>>683107704
I wanna kill myself.
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>>683111111
nice
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>>683111111
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I have a pension fund!
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>>683111111


i'll suck your dick
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>>683111182
There are far more white people on welfare than blacks.
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>>683111111
u dirty boi
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I bought the new Death Grips album on vinyl
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>>683109005
Confirmed white trash.
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>>683107704
I only shop in the gluten free section at the grocery store.
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>>683109071
Biracial.
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>>683111111
You're the whitest here, m8 :^)
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>>683111111
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>>683107704
Black people? Isn't that an oxymoron?
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>>683111393
>triggered!
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>>683111111

Beautiful stack of ones complimenting a perfectly sound and logical post of 100% truth, I'm in heaven <3
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>>683109005
Sommerville?
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I live in the white house.
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>>683110093
I have black friends
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I had braces and my wisdom teeth removed before 17 without government assistance
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I bought new khakis
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>>683111111
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>>683110248
kek
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>>683111498
I'd rather be a nigger than a limp wristed faggot.
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>>6683111522
Check em
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I have an asian gf
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>>683107704
I graduated from college
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>>683107704
I ask random dudes to cum on pictures and post them here.
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>>683111744

Limp wristed faggot here

I never shop gluten free and shit. Have I done you a proud?
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>>683111744
Rusty Raynor Robinson.
Remember that name. I'll be writing your checks someday son and you too will be able to afford gluten free foods.
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>>683107704
Who is Beyonce?
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>>683107704
i no muhfuka whit boi bich as niga
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>>683107704
i enjoy rap and hip hop
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>>683109071
>My cousin is wife too
>I love the banjo
>I dont wear shoes
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I watch anime
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>>683112248
that's what a black face would say
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>>683111974
I'm sorry if I hurt your fee fees, anon. Now go make me a sammich.
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I understand the importance of proper hygiene.
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>>683109071
You are probably trans-white.
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>>683112326

if dragonball z - nigger

anything else - white
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>>683107704
I don't understand the difference in the phrases "Nigger" and "Nigga"
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>>683110093
Undercover brother
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I fired a nigger at work today.
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>>683112328
no sir, no black guy would say he "enjoys" good music
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>>683111866
I hope you get ringworm.
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>>683107704
I fantasize about fucking my family members
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Thank you for the warning, officer.
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>>683112430
I'm a nordic and I love DBZ, go suck my dog.
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>>683111332
pale hamplanet confirmed.
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>>683112517
You never said that you enjoy "good" music though.
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I listen to vaporwave
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>>683112571
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>>683112564

Fair enough
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Small penis
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>>683112617

post pick of dog
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>>683111111
>>683111111


what the fucking fuck!?!
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>>683111829
White male fetishizing Asian women via "yellow fever".
>triggered
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>>683112505
Why fire them? They usually quit after a few weeks.
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>>683107704
I'm 34.3% Scottish and English, 16% Swedish, 15% Norwegian, 11% German, 9.7% Italian, 8% Spanish, and 7% French.
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o shit waddup
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>>683112840


>Italian


Nigger.
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>>683107704
My father almost died in a hot air balloon accident.

I take my mortgage seriously.
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>>683112840
And 100% American?
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>>683112840
>checks math

no, you're asian. stfu and gtfo
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I am not comfortable typing the n-word.
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>>683112660
you actually are white. like not even mixed or anything. full on button up wearing loafer shoe white
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>>683107704
But I am not "white"
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>>683112904
this
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>>683107704
Im ginger
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My kids are 2 and half years old and I'm still around.
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>>683112840
I know 3 blacks in my uni here in scotand and all of them were born in and very much italian in heritage.
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>>683112947
Thanks for the compliment, anon.
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I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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non white boi, but non nigger
what am I?
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>>683112335
Picture related.

Also, I fucking love mayonnaise.
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>>683107704
I applied to college, still Stacey doesn't want to go to prom with me
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>>683113141
Faggot?
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>>683113141
Hispanic
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>>683113111
You may be white, but you're still a filthy nigger.
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>>683113085
you can go ahead and not be ashamed. but you should be
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>>683113141
Irrelevant
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>>683111111

albino confirmed
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>>683107704
John went to the store today.

Or.

Jarquise go to da stow.
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I love me some hockey
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>>683113240
You can go ahead and not be envious. But you should be.
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Hahah! This thread is pretty funny! But I am actually not white. I took a quiz and it turns out that I am actually at least 1/16th Native American! Neato!
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>>683112819
is fetishizing native americans polio?
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>>683113224
y-you too...
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I'm beta.
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>>683107704

Im white, I dont need to prove it
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>>683113397
Nice.. This is the first year I've watched the NHL playoffs and they are glorious.
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>>683112918
10th generation, brother. My family owned slaves in the 13 colonies and fought with the Confederacy.
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je suis charlie
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>>683113398
youre kidding yourself anon
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>>683113505
Found the Turk.
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>>683113070
I have pre-enrichment Italian. My family jumped ship to America in the 1800's.
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I hate rap.

I can't say rap music, because rap isn't music, rap is nigger noise.
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>>683113651
This is your last (You). Cherish it and try not to pawn it for crack.
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I love football
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>>683107704
Ive never been pulled over for driving like a nigger.
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No one but me supports my wife and two sons.
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>>683113662
Burger here. Are balkanfags or turkroaches worse?
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>>683113742
whites DO like rap now
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I listen to death metal.
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>>683107704
I'm racists, niggers can't be racists.
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>>683113809
Hands down Turks.
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>>683107704
My grandfather was in the SS.
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a ching chong fried rice
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>>683107704
I don't have 10 kids with 10 different mothers.
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>>683113795
You mean your wife's sons?
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>>683107704
I love my air humidifier.
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>>683113844
Only the dumb ones, anon.
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I don't drive a 2002 mercedes benz c class
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>>683113844
Nigger loving, coal haulers.

Whites that like cRAP are ignorant nigger enablers
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trump 2016
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>>683107704
> I grew up with both my parents
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>>683113763
nice burn. got like 5 (you)'s out of you. so yes i enjoyed it.
im some kinda white/japanese
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>>683107704
I find basketball rather boring, so you will never see nigger shuffleboard on any of my televisions.
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>>683114014
My grandfather bombed your grandfather, Krautfag. U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
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I don't like vines.
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>>683114002
Then again I'm a quarter Itie so I don't have much room to talk.
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>>683114002

Turks don't even show up on Adidas's bottom line.
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Dubs proove im white
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>>683111111
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My copy of Final Fantasy V/VI for PS1 arrives in the mail today! I ordered it off ebay at a great value. I will probably get to play a while before I go back to work on Monday.
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>>683111111
Witnessed
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>>683114235

He missed.
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>>683114271
MY SIDES
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I photographed my last meal
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>>683114267
real italian, white italian, or enriched italian? i'm the "9.7% italian" fag and i have real italian. legally white, but not technically.
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My father didn't run away from home when I was born
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>>683111111

U
N
D
E
R A T E D
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>>683114363
That's three sentances, nigger.
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>>683114411
CHECKED
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I never stole a bike
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This
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>>683114526
that's exactly what my nigger said the other day
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I like eminiem and lildicky.
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>>683107704
I'm married to the mother of my children.
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>>683110723
Nigger confirmed
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Trump Will Make M'urica Great Again!
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I don't want or need reparations.
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>>683114666
so many gets in this bread
>>683114746
PHONY WHITE, BACK TO MEXICO BEANER "but m-muh spanish heritage" you're brown, and now you're gonna build that wall!
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My phone screen proves I'm white
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I have never participated in rape or car theft.
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>>683107704
can read
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>>683114429
Northern Italian. Then quarter Norwegian and quarter french(specifically Norman). the rest is a mix of eastern Europe and a dash of Portuguese.
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>>683114947
Your phone proves I hate you
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>>683114947
thats... pretty white
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>>683107704
ive never used seasoning
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>>683115005
Hallo, hvor er du?
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>>683107704
Dad woke me up this morning.
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My kid's know who their farther is.
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>>683111111
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>>683115005
>portuguese
my french blood is huguenot and my spanish is galician. i have some euronigger with my browntalian, but you have portuguese, so we're even.
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I've eaten kale.
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Privilidged
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I don't smell like shit
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im not a nigger
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>>683115300
You white monster
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my dad has a job
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>>683107704
I am in the KKK.
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>>683115300
I have had a kale smoothie.
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Only I can be racist.
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I ate a yoghurt earlier and it was too spicy

All you need to season chicken is salt, pepper, and paprika

My uncle died in a hot air balloon accident
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My cellphone carrier isn't T-mobile, Metro PCS or Sprint
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>>683111393
In america there are far more white people than blacks, but you'll find that percentage wise black>white
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>>683111393
Per capita? Don't forget that there are far more whites than Blacks. Make sure to adjust the numbers to percentage of population in that ethnic group, fampai.
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>>683115455
fake white confirmed
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>>683112840
so you are 101% white
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I love 'exploring' 3rd world countries with my gf
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I enjoy getting cucked by my german sheppard then eating out its cum from my boyfriends asshole
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>>683111111
This is now a GET thread.
Thanks knight of whites
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My Dad taught me to swim and do math
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>>683107704
I am a socially awkward loser.
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>>683115561
i just estimated what i remembered from the DNA test i took.
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>>683107704
I wear black dress socks with my sandals outside while in shorts.
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My name is Björn and I think Hitler was a good leader
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>>683115559
I put the asian in caucasian
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>>683107704
So you're asian, then?
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>>683107704
2'' Cock
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>>683115745
you are an asian
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>>683107704
That missing comma..
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>>683107704
I'm Argentina
>oh wait
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>>683115782
Meg ochsa ven
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I really dont like the taste of watermelon
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I love you "son"
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>>683115934
where?
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I listened to this song when it came out, and was sad when it was deleted
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>>683107704
I'm married with 2 kids to the same woman and i have a mortgage
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>>683107704
I dont own a gun
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I've never been arrested
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>>683107704
I legally own my firearm and conceal carry license.
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>>683116159
>be me
>white
>own 6 guns, a pellet rifle, a daisy rifle, and a bow
see, the difference here is i use them for sport, not people
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>>683115150
Burgerland. 5th generation. You?

>>683115293
>Azores
Could have been worse I guess.
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>>683115563
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>>683116338
Redneck=White Nigger
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>>683116378
2nd gen, parents off the boat, I'm doing great
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>>683116378
definitely coulda been worse
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>>683116492
>be me
>not a redneck
just a guy who likes his weapons, my dude.
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>>683107704
I'm only an inconsiderate imbecile online.
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>>683107704
I vote republican
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>683116658
>be you
>be delusional

The End
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
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I have a well-funded 401k
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>>683116892
this is pretty good bait, friend. 8/10
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Slav here, where do I fit in?
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I know what a 401k is and how to use it
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>>683117030
European Nigger
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This is better than standing still at a Radiohead concert BRO!
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I've talked my way out of two speeding tickets without incident.
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>>683116963
14 words friend, never forget
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>>683117030
are you islavic allah al akbar or cheeki breeki?
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>>683116815
Hmmm...
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when i see a wallet on the ground, i report it to the police and return it to its owner.
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>>683117030

in the shit tier with niggers
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I don’t eat chicken everyday.
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>>683116963
I give that a 1488/10
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>>683117171
Islavic family, Cyka Cyka Allahu akbar
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>>683107704
My sister gave me my first blowjob
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I'm so, so, so sorry for being a white male. Nothing I or any of my fellow white men can do would ever be enough to make up for the centuries of oppression, rape, and terror we, personally, have inflicted upon non-whites, especially black people.

I'm so fucking sorry. Please, feel free to pleasure yourself with my wife. ;__;
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I drive a mazda miata
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l have no culture.
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I can relate to eminem.
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my dad killed alot soviest and americans in 1944
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Dad I'm going to go to the country club, and then out sailing okay.
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I have done an internship
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I don't go to a movie theater to hear myself talk.
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I don't lock my doors at night.
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>perfect proof
Rate my left hand :)
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>>683114947
That only proves you are mentally fucked up, and virgin, virgin too
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Haha.
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>>683111111
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My siblings and I have the same dad
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Instead of spending 4000 dollars putting "rims" on a 2500 dollar Buick, I paid my bills on time.
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>>683117631
Gay af
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>>683117631
Not Timestamped/10
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>>683117491
So you're black? I think you misunderstood the premise of this thread, Tyrone.
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>>683117631
What's with the bulky watch and ring?

You seem like a wigger.
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>>683117721
cuck
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>>683116284
kekd
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I would never steal something
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>>683117759
Choose any number from 0-60 :)
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I am a therapist in North Carolina.
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>>683107704

I don't have kids.
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>>683117631
That watch looks fucking ridiculous on your tiny baby-like wrist. Do you actually go out like that in public?
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>>683117784
Watch was a gift from my dad, ring was passed from my grandfather to my dad to me
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I just spent 2 hours mowing my lawn.
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>>683117992
Before they found out you were gay, I presume.
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I just bought a new vehicle with my outstanding credit!
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>>683118052
They were pretty accepting of my gayness
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I got to the mountain to go skiing, not to steal skis.
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I am the 1% of Sweden
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I don't describe my drinks based on what color they are.
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>>683118034
Ha shit.. I totally forgot to mow the lawn. My wife is going to be pissed. Thanks for reminding me, anon.
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>>683117631
Spick watch/10
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>>683117975
Well due to the fact I run marathons all the fucking time, as well as mud runs ex, jcb run, Sparta run, etc. I am skinny as shit, and yes I do, every day
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>>683117371
Pics or it didn't happen.
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When I'm not jerking off to traps, I shitpost about niggers on 4chan all day from the comfort of my moms basement
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>>683117992
Tacky as fuck. Are you descended from a long line of used car salesmen?
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I can do with one word:

Perkele!
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>>683117631
You either have tiny arms/wrists or a massive novelty sized watch. Could be the angle I suppose. Take another picture.
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>>683118440
Air force, from ww2 to now
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ابيض
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>>683118312
Did you happen to graduate at the top of your class in the Navy Seals?
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>>683118312
You are a dainty little man. Nothing wrong with that I suppose.
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>>683118506
I'm skinny as fuck due to my exercise habits, it also is a fucking huge watch so it's a little weird.
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i am polish
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>>683118720
Mexicans of Europe.
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>>683118620
Over 300 confirmed kills friend
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>>683118416
So you're half-jap half-white? Elliot Rodgers pls go back to the cemetery, you are drunk again.
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>>683118416
Wasn`t there a niggerchan posted here not that long ago? You should probably go there.
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>>683118903
Timestamp/10!
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>>683118706
No, you just have very delicate wrists, like a woman. Again, nothing wrong with that.
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Why are all of you faggots wearing watches as if your cellphone hasn't rendered the whole 'checking the time' thing as the simplest of tasks.
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>>683119041
Well alright then, my upper body is pretty lame looking, but 5:45 mile time still makes me happy
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>>683107704
sieg heil
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