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>>683105614
Oh what the fuck...
>>683105614
Story?
the cord did break her fall some, before it snapped.
.. she could've lived.
though I doubt it, she didn't resurface.
>>683105614
i don't get it
>>683108044
Holy fuck
>>683107237
>i don't get it
what dont you get? she was bungee jumping and the rope snapped.
R.I.P.
>>683108183
Zero fucks given
superlurk here. this thread shows promise. no isis crap unless its.... unusual.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/video-australian-woman-bungee-cord-snaps-african-river-article-1.1002492
>>683105614
She is lucky she hit water or she would have died
>>683108359
It's happened all the time
>>683105614
that's so hot, thanks OP, you made my day.
>>683108183
this is better than that taxi driver movie zzzzzzz
>>683108858
Nope. If you fell at the water above 8 meters of height, water resistance would be the same as hitting solid concrete
Fuck Hollywood myths
>>683106865
If the fall didnt kill her, she would have definitely drowned.
Who thought that bungee jumping was ever a good idea
>>683105614
i remembe the bungee jump meme
never did it is it still a thing?
>>683109058
idiot
i've cliff jumped 15 meters in greece, still here...
>>683105614
Here... Sign this waiver.. 100% coverd
>>683105614
>>683106481
>>683106865
>>683106801
She lived:
"The 22-year-old suffered a fractured collar bone and massive bruising after plunging into a crocodile-infested river more than 100m below."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hoJfi9kPh0
>>683109530
>crocodile-infested river
dear god i've seen them in southern florida they are incredible animals
>>683109530
>quoting a youtube post
kys
>>683109178
>1.) A fall from 30 feet will result in a velocity of roughly 44 ft/s = 30 mph.
>2.) A fall from 100 feet will result in a velocity of roughly 80 ft/s = 54 mph.
>3.) A fall from 150 feet will result in a velocity of roughly 97 ft/s = 66 mph.
>4.) A fall from 250 feet will result in a velocity of roughly 125 ft/s = 85 mph.
30 mph is enough to kill someone but it will still depend on how you fall and how sodft the water is, of course
>>683108183
i've seen this hundreds of times. can someome please explain what the fuck happend?
>>683109957
Bullet to the back of the head.
>>683109058
>how high is an olympic dive board
>>683109623
Alligators you troll. Florida has alligators. No crocodiles on this continent except in zoos.
>>683109732
saying kys in 2016. are you even old enough for this site?
>>683106865
Pretty sure she's dead
>>683110144
florida has all kinds of invasive species, crocs are among them
>>683109745
Good job moving goal posts faggot.
>>683110276
And niggers, don't forget about niggers.
>>683110143
Precisely why I said "It depends on how you fall">>683109745
Pro divers are trained to penetrate through the water resistance
>>683110276
Anon, there is actually an American crocodile.it's not an invasive species
>>683110144
>what is Crocodylus acutus
>>683110144
florida naturally has alligators and crocodiles
>>683110405
I just made things clearer but whatever
>>683110144
Are you retarded?
>>683110144
They're the same shit nimrod.
>>683110144
Except that there is an American crocodile species
>>683109732
http://www.aljazeera.com/video/africa/2012/01/20121943513497809.html
The video quotes Aljazeera.
>>683109957
Is it not obvious? Bullet to the head and the dude is searching for cash while not giving a single fuck about possibly being recorded
>>683110144
>>683108806
if we would have just stayed on the fucking board.
>>683109530
they dont successfully bleep out all the fucks, or are fucks not bleep worthy? I DONT GET YOU AUSSY
>>683108591
LOL! What is that from?
>>683109745
how can water be softer than other water?
>>683112163
some water went to private school
some grew up on the streets
>>683111521
>>683112163
Presence of waves
Think of water as like old ketchup. Shaking it often would make it flow good. Doing otherwise could risk a mess
>>683109058
I 've jumped off a 75 foot cliff. one sec for calculator... Thats over 8 meters, over 20, around 25 if i remember how many feet are in a meter correctly.. dont quote me.
>mfw i had to use a calculator for 75/3
>>683112026
Dude, that is fucked.
>>683112163
When there's air mixed in it. Pic related.
>>683112026
didnt upset me nearly as much this time around... hb that
>>683112026
Story?
>>683112452
That kills the eye
>>683112743
Carbon monoxide gas leak
>>683112412
>22.86 meters
I wont question how you survived but you should have used that luck in the lottery
>>683112743
She didn't forward chain mail to all her friends on Facebook
>>683112712
>>683112643
>>683112743
Girl has brain cancer. She died asleep
Her father carried her to the mourge wagon
>>683112964
wrong
>>683108183
What was the point of offing a taxi driver?
Does anybody have that creepy russian webm/flash with the pig face?
>>683108044
the fuck was this
>>683105614
ok but why use such and old bungee cord
>>683112939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jBLyIQvNf0
>>683112884
i also survived a craniotomy and getting hit by a truck.. sometimes i think i'm god
>>683108044
>suspect letter bomb
>open letter
>karma
>>683110144
FUCK YOU, you stupid fucking cunt!
Nice dubs, though.
>>683113388
YOU HAVE THREE SETS OF DUBS!!!
>>683113388
>>683113202
i was trying to figure out why it was so interested in the cinder block but i see that it's attached.. but how?
>>683109190
lmfao
>>683113536
It's called 3 pair
>>683113680
Nosering obviously.
>>683109027
KEK
>>683109957
A normal day in Argentina.
>>683112452
ok the point of this is that you look at it for like 10 seconds and then look away and what you see is like 240p
I do this all the time it does make your eyes water a little
>>683112163
>Also, the sun is a planet
yo stupid
>>683109027
Lol wat?
>>683113388
TRIPLE DUBS CHECKED WHAAAT
>>683113202
huh. neat
>>683108591
What movie anon?
>>683109027
>revenge of the fallen
>>683108806
if he didn't try to bail out he would've been fine. fucking dumbass...
>>683109745
>how sodft the water
kek
>44 ft/s from 30ft
it takes approximately 1 second to fall from 2 meters but of course time will decrease as velocity increases
I'm not sure if it would have counted in ops pic. that bungie snapped as it slowed her mid air. assuming she was slowed down enough by the bungie, and the fact that it took her 3.5 seconds to hit the water, she could have fell about a max of 10m (30ft). she could have been travelling 15mph which landing on her head could have knocked her unconscious.
>>683112026
Yep, not watching that one twice
>>683112410
shaking ketchup doesnt make it flow good, it moves ketchup from the back to the front.
O2 could be present in high levels due to plant life as well
>>683114537
what the fuck is this shit?
>>683112452
mutherfucker
>>683112939
>battle royale
>>683105614
I would love the sound on that one, must be awesome.
>>683114302
>>683111770
daddy's home
>>683108183
Oh the heart is still working fine.
>>683108044
Top kek
>>683114870
>>683114679
who's got that kind of time
lifes too... short.
>>683114799
another type of shitpost that's been going around
>>683113030
Just your typical heartless little nonwhite rat committing murder for change.
>>683109957
Gang initiation
>>683115595
probs
>>683109732
>>683111286
there is an interview as well
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/erin-langworthy-22-survived-bungee-cord-fall-gma-15320278
alientube sure does help with finding sources
>>683110144American Crocodiles (Crocodylus acutus), on the other hand, inhabit coastal areas of south Florida where they are at the northern extreme of their range
>>683114399
I'm in love.
Is no one posting?
>>683113048
i like dis
>>683109058
water is still liquid shithead
OP here, just took a shit and a shower, smoked a bowl and lo and behold my thread still be up. Y'all are great.
>>683117210
And it can still shatter your bones if you hit it fast enough
me nigga
>>683117313
so you're saying that if you hit rock slow enough you can swim in it?
>>683109190
Ayo who took da buildin' yo?!
>>683112743
nerve gas
>>683108044
Here, let me fan you with a piece of paper. That should do the trick.
>>683117719
Nope. I'm saying that if you're chillin' in a pool and you decide to smack the water as hard and fast as you can, it can bruise you. The damage increases exponentially with speed. Hitting the water fast enough could be worse than jumping off a 40 story roof.
>>683114537
Sad. She was cute.
>>683112026
i want one
>>683117268
you are a faggot
>>683117683
This is just sick and disgusting my god
>>683112026
That ass though
>>683109745
use one of these and you could jump a mile into water
>>683112743
posted many memes
>>683118125
wabbit hunting
>>683118288
Is it summer already?
>>683118285
Mirror's Edge
>>683112412
>>683118288
get out
>>683108183
Mop... mop..... Do you want tinnitus? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET TINNITUS!
>>683108044
>not wearing safety goggles
>>683112452
Why does that hurt to look at?
>>683109190
nice terrier
>>683118285
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>683118752
Tinnitus is great
>>683119050
fucking sick cunt, hope you rot in hell for a billion years for enjoying this.
You should be ashamed of yourself faggot
>>683110815
No they aren't alligators wait for food, crocodiles hunt.
>>683117313
yes but it depends on where you land and you will still fall through very fast
>>683112026
the feels for that man
>>683119050
dafuq man, perfectly fine food
>>683108044
Bomb has been defused.
>>683118588
im longer here then you, newfag. Since 2009
>>683107943
Yes... This is a truck, sir.
>>683108183
This is the ex-policeman who killed the taxi driver in Ecuador?
>>683116011
Aella on MFC I think. Chick is batshit.
>>683114793
Whut? It mixes the water back into the ketchup, you fucking idiot.
>>683114399
came buckets
>>683112410
Is this faggot serious?
>>683109190
top kek
>>683119050
it is so aberrant
>>683109027
i watched this shit in slow motion fam
she sprains her ankle
that is all
she literally fucked up her walking
>>683114078
On 4chan everything is 240p, bad challenge.
>>683119568
>when your bros got your back
>>683118288
Its super sexy
>>683113107
Terrorists win
>>683114799
just an attempt at forced memes. you gave him the (You) he wanted. you fucked up.
>>683111521
that's Illuminati bullshit.
>>683118285
It's not so bad when you actually get up there....not that I've ever been up there, but theres tricks to just not worry so much. like, not being such a pussy
someone said rekd?
>>683121928
????????
the fuck is happening here?
>>683117683
more?
>>683118125
Funny.
>>683113202
at least it was painless
>>683119802
Rofl
>>683113202
>nervegas
>>683122666
Spawn killers everywhere
>>683122666
what a great day
>>683122067
O shit waddup
>>683122666
Nice Satan
>>683122666
Herokid pushing his mother away in the middle of the shot.
>>683122852
Kek
>>683108183
hot
>>683112493
it think its pretty cool
topkek
>>683108591
The new film with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg.
Daddy's home.
>>683121193
I laughed. See you in hell
>>683121935
You don't have to not be a pussy to opt out of doing that shit
>>683109058
High divers jump 75 feet all the time over 100 feet sometimes, they do it numerous times a day and are fine.
Why don't you look up the highest dive from the Guinness book of records?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLd529gWKJ4
>>683113028
don't listen to this fag
>>683124395
Story?
>>683124395
filename kek
>>683109027
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>683114399
Slap the Doom theme on this and it would be perfection.
>>683124592
lmeo
did I win the rekd thread?
>>683112282
underrated post
>>683119050
>>683119254
>>683119537
>>683119802
>>683120391
Why blaming this when you know that there is no chicken in McDonalds nuggets?
>>683124481
10 out of fucking 10
That was beautiful, a genuine work of art. You will be remembered, based bus driver.
>>683114399
>>683124668
Just tested this out via youtube. You are a fucking genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg
>>683124592
when onee chan says you're churning her insides
>>683105614
>>683109078
She lived
>>683124961
I love how cool she was about having a giant ass bald spot on her head.
>>683124961
this is not a good look for her.
such a good invention, too.
why, world.
>>683108806
oh man so satisfying. i hate these skateboard fucks.
>>683124961
>no tears
the fuck is wrong with her
>>683108183
Nuggers
>>683108591
CUNT PUNT!
>>683124930
>mafia massage.webm
>massage.webm
>webm
>>683123553
The Rajput Indian Restaurant in Dunstable will serve you a curry that has the exact same result.
>>683123301
Holy fuck! Some people... thats a new one.
>>683123699
Can he dig it?
>>683114128
why would you print a fucking hyperlink in the newspaper?
>>683125238
eyes watering. shes in shock.give a few mins
poor girl
>>683125238
Probably shock
>>683118125
>THUMMMM
...
...
>SPLOSH
>>683108044
terrorist win
>>683123699
Don't call a spade a spade when he's got a spade.
>>683124313
haha crazy gook flips him off after what a champ!
>>683122685
bait
>>683105614
I don't really care what happened to her but how the fuck are the people that set up the bungee so incompetent. Did they get sued or anything?
>>683125364
You can't click newspaper links in your 3rd world country? Wake up, the future is now.
>>683123406
And the race continued
>>683125277
Wut?
>>683124578
Nerve Gas.
>>683125700
good times when formula wasn't a pussy competition
superlurk here, left for an hour and this thread hasn't capped? shame on you /b/
>>683124911
>>683124578
OP gave his mixtape to the lady.
His mixtape was spittin' hot fire.
webm related
>>683125535
kek
>>683119537
>McDonalds
>perfectly fine food
>>683117683
I bet that feels amazing
>>683124911
My sides are in orbit
>>683124481
LOL... that guy of blue shirt hits like a girl
>>683126007
sauce?
>>683122935
Did he dieded ?
>>683124911
This is the kind of shit computers were made for. Fucking hell
>>683125861
yeah is /b/ slow recently or something? feels that way.
>>683126007
what i never understand is who gets a boner this fucking fast
>>683126190
movie named riot.
>>683126007
this is what we all wanted to see at the first half of zootopia
>>683118125
mexican space program.webm
>>683126245
Well, I got a boner.
>>683124529
game over ... kek
>>683121746
This make me KEK every time
>>683124961
I expected to see teeth start flying
>>683108403
Shit, wtf happened here? Story?
>>683126252
thx based anon
>>683124481
dumb faggot thought he could fuck with a bus driver.
>>683125535
ROFL
>>683124395
What the...
>>683124395
she was so hot
>>683126519
lmao
>>683109027
TOP KEK
>>683114311
Lol wtf? Story on this?
>>683126252
That's clearly a dog.
>>683108403
i really think i could...
>>683126759
>>683126812
Not alone there.
>>683126811
That's a red panda
>>683124911
It's too early for this much kek
>>683124578
there was an open gas container in her car. She lit up a cigarette and all the fumes ignited
>>683124930
I always find the cartel body beatings the worst to watch... it's easier without the sound but Jesus what a way to go... fucking brutal.
Here's Mario González, brother of former prosecutor for the state of Chihuahua being beaten to death with a baseball bat.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e1_1307804811
>>683118285
This makes me sick and dizzy and I dunno why
>>683126510
>ifunny
Really faggot?
>>683126996
they prefer "native american panda"
>>683109027
>>683124865
Nice
>>683125784
does he actually think he's funny?
God, what a cunt.
>>683119576
you got here then 4chan sucked
>>683127123
lol chihuahua is a dog
