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>>683102897
I wanna fuck your mother
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>>683102897
You also frequent 4chan M'lady?
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I'm a really good cryptographer.
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>>683102897
hey I post on 4chan
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>>683102897
Hi my name is OP
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I'm gonna ruin this date
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I just shit my pants
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>>683102897
have you considered doing anal?
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>>683102897
Do you like my fedora?
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Lord and Savior Donald Trump
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I'm a social justice warrior
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>>683102897
Let's go to the mall
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Technically I'm a sex offender.
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You smell very different asleep.
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>>683102897
I'm more into black people
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>>683102897
I write pornographic fanfics regularly.
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>>683102897
i love you, marry me
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>>683102897
my biological father is hitler
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You're sister is better looking.
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>>683102897
My AIDS is in remission
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I really love sucking cock
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>>683102897
I watch My Little Pony
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>>683102897

I really love feminine penises.
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Hi my name is OP.
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>>683102897
can I fuck your ass
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I saw my parents fucking
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Hitler did nothing wrong normie
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guessing my herpes has receded
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I'd love to fuck my dog
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>>683102897
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>683102897
Give ya the ol lickaroo
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>>683102897
How's my favourite daughter tonight?
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>>683103674
Damnit I can't even count to 5
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>>683102897
I'm out of e-cig juice
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Can I sniff your armpit?
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>>683103713
Kek
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Hey so uhh what's up?
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>>68310289
I'd never kill a woman.
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>>683103124
How a blind person gonna read braille imbedded in a jpg??
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i'm such a nice guy
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Can you split the check?
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>>683103124
Well, this is morse code but i dont think its worth decyphering it
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holy fuck your sisters hot
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>>683103844
>>683103838
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>>683103838
3d printer?
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You smell like my mom
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>>683102897
cuck me with black men.
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>>683103838
>read braille
Tell me this is bait please
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>>683102897
Did I mention my cats?
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Sorry, have to go, Mum.
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Does this smell like chloroform?
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>>683104030
The fuck is it called then?
Fingering it?
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>>683102897
Can I wear your skin?
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>>683104141
It's fucking morse you mongoloid piece of shit
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I am ruining this date.
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>>683102897
"You know you want it"
>often more effective if you say "C'mon baby" right before this but you wanted it in 5 words.
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Do you spit or swallow?
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Look I invited my parents.
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>>683102897
Wait, where is your penis?
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>>683102897
Tell me that in greentext
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>>683102897

>You Look Like My Mother
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>>683103124
Beneath the surface with your identity awaits you
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>>683102897
Shit, I forgot my Viagra
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>>683104224
Yeah but the if its imbedded in a jpg a blind person can't finger it. Even if you print it out.
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>>683102897
I have aids and debt
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Feminism is a ideological cancer!
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My ass hole is stinky
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I love looking at traps
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>>683102897

I was breastfed until 15
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>>683102897
I didn't bring my wallet
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>>683104401
...Okay I've been baited this time.
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>>683102897
I Was Raped By Daddy
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I am a Trump supporter
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Yes I bleach my asshole
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>>683103401
>Anonymous 05/07/16(Sat)07:34:42 No.683103401â–¶
>You smell very different asleep.
yesss
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>>683102897
Wanna see my dank memes?
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My bowels are leaking profusely.
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>>683104354
*Beneath the surface with YOU your identity awaits you
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>>683102897
i fucked a nigger once
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>>683102897
I enjoy Adam Sandler movies
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I'm a pansexual nonbinary genderqueer.
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Long time no see, grandma
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>>683102897
Will you swallow my cum?
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You look different wearing clothes
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I shaved my whole body
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>>683103395
Kek
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Stop being fat you whale
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>>683104418
>tfw stating a simple, obvious and self evident truth will ruin a date
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I sniff my cat's butt.
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I choo choo choose you.
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I like to browse /b/
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You cant ignore my girth
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Bring your sister in here.
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do you like minions too
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My herpes breakout's almost over!
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>>683102897
"I fucking hate niggers, darling."

>>683105045
lulz
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Can you poop on me?
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Let's try ass to mouth.
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I havent had sex before
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>>683104586
I just saw what he meant. In the actual text part, there is Braille. The Morse is only on the top and bottom. Look at the letters.
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>>683104418
that's actually a really good way to filter away non-wife material
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Do you like shotacon?!?
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Your feces must hate you.
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>>683102897
My butt hurts from brad
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What the fuck's a condom?
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>>683105238
4 words
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I live with my parents
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do you believe in god?
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I'm not like other guys.
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Do you like cats too?
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You're a fucking nigger.
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>>683102897
U up for a threesome?
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I brought a condom fam
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>>683102897
Don't use tampons. Air dry.
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Let me see the penis.
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My parents are my roommates
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Let's Fuck some goats
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>>683102897

Don't worry, he's just a friend.
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I like sucking cock too
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>>683105659
>can't count to 5
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>>683102897
I have tasty tasty aids
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Do you like rugrats porn?
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>>683102897
I like fluffie abuse threads
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I make memes on 4chan
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>>683102897
>If you have a pet:

He likes to watch
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Do you listen to metal?
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Bet I'm better at fellacio...
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>>683104418
>a ideological

Swing and a miss, retard.
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Show me your feminine penis
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My steak? Well done, please.
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>>683103521
Hawt
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The wage gap doesn't exist.
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I am leet haxor, 4chins.
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I don't like niggers.
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>>683105863
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Boxxy is my forever queen
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i post images of bananas
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I am part of Anonymous
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>>683106097
Oh shit there's my wife
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I will DDoS you faggot.
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I love soft newborn vaginas
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>if things get sexual

Can my sister join in
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i get offended very easily
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I watch Big Bang theory.
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>>683105231
It just look like a silly fountain to me ...But anyway it's not something only a blind guy could decypher
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>>683106097
hey hey now, let's not get too crazy here. this probably isn't true at all
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Jews inflate that particular number
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>>683106275
Kek
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I own Bad Dragon toys
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>>683102897
Want to see my fursuit?
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I like my little pony
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I am a mra member.
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>>683102897
I have a small dick
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I'm going to Bronycon 2016
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>>683106262
If things are sexual then the date hasn't been ruined has it? Fail.
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>>683106400
Its NRA retard
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How much do you weigh?
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>>683106452
#logic
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Did you like your dinner
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Shut the fuck up, now this is a spiderman thread, post your best spider me me a /b/ros
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Soy latino, voté a Trump
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Nice guys always finish last
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>>683102897
You smell much better asleep.
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I have really bad gas
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>>683106566
Me me a
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i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds gets wild after midnight
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I have 6 baby mamas
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>>683102897
Child pornography should be legalised

If date is not ruined, she's a keeper.
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>>683106566
that meme is outdated you faggot
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>>683106648
K
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Can I smell your anus?
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>>683106648
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>>683106482
>not sure if trolling.jpg
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my hobbies include video games
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>>683106710
You know nothing, newfag
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I clop to Pinkie Pie
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I really enjoy watching anime
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>>683102897

"DON'T FIGHT LIKE TED NUGENT."
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Jetfuel can't melt steel beams.
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Hope You're not afraid of hand puppets!
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>>683102897
"NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA!"
- Great song btw.
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>>683102897
I like to fuck niggers
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I am ruining our date.
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>>683106598
>>683103401
>>683104659
dat hivemind doe
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>>683102897
I am not a cuck
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>>683106835
can't be a dank meme if it's not fresh, fuckface.
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>>683103529
Are you a spic?
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Bernie Sanders for president.
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Bet I have more dildos.
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>>683106993
What POKEMON is that? I think is NIGGLEPUFF
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>>683106751
After googling I see your point, but most normies havent heard of MRA. Hell I've never met one of these internet feminists irl either. I'm starting to think most of that shit only exists on dumblr
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You'll do...I must breed
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You're my new cum closet
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>>683107162
Saying this would ruin a date???
What if it was true?
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I am still a virgin.
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I like to eat ass
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>>683106452
I'm quite sure it would completly ruin the moment, and you'r gonna look like a creep. You chicken sucker
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>>683106566
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>quickly scroll through thread to read the posts that got a significant amount of replies

>none of them fit the criteria
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>>683107376
Why would a clean dick turn her off?
I mean even if you say that randomly for no reason then she just wouldn't care anyways.
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>>683102897
hi, do you like aids
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You are also pretty awake
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>>683107641
If you didnt read them why you know that!!??? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
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>>683107452
>>683106452
>mentioning sisters is a short cut to dryer vaginas
words to remember
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>>683107354
>What if it was true?
then you're dating other men anyway. they shouldn't mind hearing about what a faggot you are
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i sexually identify as owlkin
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Wanna see my Pokemon cards?
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>>683102897
I have a really big
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Ravioli ravioli give me the formuloi
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>>683107354
I thought most women don't like guys that want things up their butts
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>>683107441
I've said this before. Wound up eating her ass.

dolaneverythingbetterthanexpected.tiff
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>>683107850
I think "Wanna see my Pokemon?" is enough
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I hope you like herpes.
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>>683107992
News flash: some guys keep dildos around to use on women. New flash part b: some women like that.
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>>683108028
Are anal warts a problem?
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Do you like dank memes?
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wanna burn schools with me?
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>>683108000
Sorry /b/ro, and nice trips
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>>683102897
can you pay for it
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>>683108028
According to Adam ruins everything, 90% of the world has had or has herpes
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Your vagina looks like mother's
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>>683107821

Win
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>>683103838
Never played Pokemon gen 3, I see.
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>>683102897
I'm a gmo free, vegan.
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>>683102897
I was born a girl
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>>683107032
>hivemind
ayy my friend
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>>683102897
I just wana be loved :'(

>actually happened, never heard from her again
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>>683108256
>had
anon...
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I'm going to rape you
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Fuck me like daddy does
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I don't have much money
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>>683102897
Squeel like a pig, boy!
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>I'm
>You're
>That's
>counting it as one word

retards
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I visit 4Chan almost daily
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>>683108561
Type less words, you idiot
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>>683102897
Did you bring the lube?
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Our waitress sure is cute.
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>some women like that
True, that's why there's such thing as femdom. But, i think that's way more uncommon then just finding a transgender or gay partner
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>>683102897
Mind my pronouns, shit lord
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im a polysexual bigender otherkin
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>>683102897
>>683108561
>ruin a date in 5 words
I correct grammar on 4chan
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Cuckold me to a nigger
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You smell like my grandma
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i only watch anime videos
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>>683102897
I am cis white male.
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Can we split the bill
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>>683102897
Our date is now ruined.
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>>683103357
this would actually get you pussy
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>>683102897
Go on, pull my finger!
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>>683108443
OK I fucked up but oral herpes is not even noticeable. It might as well be something that you "had".
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Wanna see my dildo collection?
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>>683108724
"I always carry spare lube"
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Please, fill up my boipussy
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Legally, I have to say...
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>>683102897
You seen Attack on Titan?
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You ready for my Jizz?
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>>683109194
And a spare butt plug?
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I am binge smoking crack.
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>>683108650
She won't dump you unless she's a redditor or a 9fag.
Otherwise she would just say "what the fuck is 4chan?"
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You smell like my mom
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I too enjoy rape survivors.
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Do you like my boipussy?
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>>683109222
lmao...
Can we just say using the word "boipussy" in anyway ruins any date no matter if you are gay, straight, or anything in between?
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>>683108943
/thread
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>>683102897
I've only got five dollars.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
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>>683102897

Proper katana maintenance is essential.
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>>683102897
Please sit on my face
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My dad has larger dick
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>>683109481
yes, agreed.
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>>683102897
Hurr Durr I'm dating you.
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I go to /b/ daily
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>>683102897
Those come in womens sizes?
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I'm going to rape you
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I voted for barak obama
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>>683102897
Pleased to meet you, M'lady.
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The antidote is my penis
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We have the same beard
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>>683102897

I got treatment for homosexuality.
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>>683102897
You look like my ex
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You look thinner in pictures
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>>683109829
"Have never heard of him".
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>>683109222
nice trips fag
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Does that hot waiter swing?
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>>683102897
I don't have any money.
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That's not my phone vibrating..
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>>683102897
I'm a third-wave feminist...
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rape is a social construct
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>>683109843
I mean if you poison her, then she won't leave until she's cured amirite?
So you get a blowjob before you get rejected anyways
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>>683110147
weak...

>>683109574
>five dollars
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>>683110348
>summer logic.
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>>683109589
This is true

Also: Sweets are just empty calories.
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Do you like tentacle porn?
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I work at Taco Bell.
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>>683110507

This isn't how to get married in 5 words.
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You just lost the game xD
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My favorite game is rape
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I rape before I murder
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"Fife fife fife fife fife"
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>>683110640
I murder before I rape
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No, I'm just a rapist
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Reminds me of my ex.
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Do you like frog memes?
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I like your woman stink
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I live in New Jersey
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You smell like a summerfag
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>>683110591
>you bastid
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Can we trade our panties?
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I think I shit myself
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>>683110828
Hurr yoo dun spelld it gud
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moist moist moist moist moist
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>>683110903
I am wearing a diaper.
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>>683110718
Necrophilia ftw
Way easier too
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>>683110963
Is depends a good brand?
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My dog knotted me earlier
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>>683102897

I am a messianic Jew.

> /thread
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I'm with jahovas whitness
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>>683111105
I /thread my own posts
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>>683111029
Either that or Tena ones.
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>>683111029
Not for diarrheal purposes
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>>683110787
Impressed by rare pepe collections?
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>>683111128
That's not even worded right.
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>>683102897

Wanna fuck my parents?

4 words, fuck yes! Quality points!
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>>683111185
I post in dead threads.
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>>683111424
/thread
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(Guy passing by)

I used to date him
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So dinner is on you?
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>>683111185

Messianic Jews do everything themselves
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I plan kidnappings.
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